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Have a good show, everybody.
Okay, we're set.
And--
You ever spend so much time trying to help someone
that you ended up needing help because the motherfucker
you thought needed help didn't need it?
You can't force things on somebody that don't want it.
You hear that, vegans?
Everybody don't want to eat no damn kale.
Some of us want pork chop, ribs, and steaks
and snake dicks and real dicks.
Snake dick's pretty good if you boil 'em first.
Y'all enjoy the fucking show.
Why did that feel like the longest trip of my life?
Right? I love y'all,
but I can identify everyone in that RV by smell alone.
Y'all, I haven't been at this house in forever.
Last time I was here, Granny made me eat three bananas
and jump around in a circle.
What the hell she do that for?
She thought it would make me straight,
but all it did was made me hate bananas.
Ah, and bananas look like dicks,
so it probably made you more gay.
Hey, can we hurry this up?
'Cause I gotta go to the bathroom.
When did Trina paint this house?
You ain't know she painted it, baby?
No, I didn't know she painted.
Again, can you please open the door?
I gotta go.
Baby, what's going on?
This bitch changed the damn locks.
I don't know why you let her live here in the first place.
The same reason why I let you live with me--
making bad-ass decisions.
Trina!
Oh.
Trina!
Hey, family.
Move!
- Hey, girl. - Well, thank you.
Trina, why the hell my key don't work?
And why the fuck you looking like a Beyoncé horse?
I changed the locks.
So why did you change the locks?
'Cause Lil' Cap had that key.
And I told him he was not getting a new one
until he got me pregnant.
- Why would you want him to-- - It ain't worth it.
And what's all that paint outside?
Ain't that nice?
They call that color Romesco Macadamia Hibiscus.
Do you even know what any of those words mean?
Yeah, it mean purple.
Who told you you could paint the whole damn Mama house
like a Taco Bell?
The lease never said I had to ask.
Bitch, you ain't got no lease.
Oh, right.
See, bitch, we ain't got no lease.
Oh, my damn, Trina.
Is that a TV or a billboard?
What is that, about 85 inches, girl?
- It's actually 86. - Yep.
Mm-hmm, I got the little extra inch added custom.
Little 4K, little soundboard.
This is my lil' home theater situation.
And where the lil' home you stole it from, Trina?
Come on now, Pat. I ain't steal this.
I'm just blessed. You know, blessings up.
Something up, but it ain't no damn blessin'.
Hey, yo, Trina, why your toilet light up?
I don't care what my piss look like in purple.
Wait, you got the Titan Maxi-rest MX600?
- Do. - Oh, I gotta Tok that.
Hey, look, whatever you do, don't push the button
with the tornado on it.
It twisted up my insides.
And it work real good too.
Last time I used it, I knocked loose a meatball
I ate way back in 2019.
Trina, how many settings does this massage chair have, huh?
- Oh, 25. - Yeah?
Mm-hmm. Oh, but anything over 20...
- Mm-hmm. - Gonna fuck up your marriage.
19...
and a half.
Oh, oh, all right, all right, no, no.
Now, Trina, don't you got three kids?
Why are you spending all your money like this?
That's what I'm talking about,
all this unnecessary shit.
Oh, my damn.
Now why are y'all worried about
what I'm doing with my money?
You sound just like your damn mama.
And you're starting to smell like her too.
Skin So Soft and scammer.
First of all, I am nothing like my mama, okay?
Pat, if we can get us one of these,
I could strap you to something like this,
we could do some thangs.
Go put it on 20 and ride the fuck out by yourself.
T, what happened to saving money for Janelle's college?
God got her.
See, that's what I'm talking about, Trina.
Young people like you don't think about
fucking generational wealth.
Oh, girl.
I bet you them bald-head, blind, dumb-ass kids
ain't got one penny saved.
Well, not yet.
But, you know... ♪ I, I, I, I ♪
♪ Sound like you 'bout to lie-I-I-I ♪
Where are you getting all this damn money from?
Oh, hell no.
Who is that?
My mama.
I know that ain't Pat.
What the hell?
Tanya, when the hell you get out of prison?
Now is that the way you treat somebody you ain't seen
since UPN was the Underpaid Negro Network?
♪ Come on, it's time to go ♪
♪ It's "The Ms. Pat Show" ♪
Hey. Y'all know what?
I think this is the first time
y'all all been out of jail at the same time.
Uh-huh. Ain't God good?
Mm-hmm. He good when he wanna be.
Ooh, but he be pissing me off too, though.
I remember Granny called y'all the Triflin' Three.
Okay, first of all, correction.
I ain't as triflin' as I used to be.
Now I can't speak for Thelma and LaWeave over there.
- Yeah, they triflin'. - Mm-hmm.
Okay, excuse me,
but I am the only one with a Black-owned business.
That's something Jeff Bezos could never do.
Be poor?
Ha!
But what about you, Pat?
I see you a comedian and everything now.
Look at you.
Oh, I'm doing a little something-something.
- Mm-hmm. - A little something?
Please, she got a whole-ass show out here.
Mm-hmm, that's the whole reason we're in Atlanta.
See, that right there. I told you.
I always told you your ass was funny.
See, Pat and me, we used to be damn near a comedy team
back in the day.
She was the punch; I was the line.
Right? Right, girl?
See, I always knew.
I knew you was gonna do something big one day.
Oh, I ain't big yet, but I'm working on it.
What about you?
Why you still living around here?
Girl, a 50-year-old felon?
Where the hell am I supposed to go, the Hamptons?
I mean, Martha Stewart did it.
Plus, I like being here with Trina
and helping out with my grandbabies.
I'm good.
Tanya, how you paying for all this fancy shit?
With money.
- What money? - My money.
Don't you mean "our money"?
Child, you ain't got no money.
Hey, y'all, the RV is officially cleaned
and defunk-ta-fied.
Well, me and my nose thank you for that, T.
You know what, Ashley and Brandon?
I forgot to mention to y'all.
Lloyd been trying to reach out to you.
Have you heard from him lately?
Lloyd?
The Lloyd that was married
and got Ma pregnant in elementary school?
The Lloyd that shot my mama in the back of the head?
The one that gave her them crusty crabs? That Lloyd?
Fuck you, Junebug. My crabs wasn't crusty.
They were fried.
Look, he been trying to call y'all, okay?
Our dad, call us?
Look, I just heard that he was sick is all.
Well, I knew the nigga was sick 37 years ago.
No, no, I'm talking like that nigga sick-sick.
Okay? Like damn-near-dead sick.
Like if he blink too long, the shit might stick-stick.
Look. I'm just telling you, y'all.
He's trying to reach out to you.
You need to see him while you here, okay?
I mean, I get that there's tension and everything,
but, hey, at least he did y'all a favor,
shit, by fucking your mama.
Mama, you gonna have to dial it back a little bit.
Pat, they didn't know y'all fucked?
Ash, we can't keep dodging this, all right?
This is serious.
Our dad is really sick.
- Dad, are you okay? - I feel fine.
He feel fine.
Stop playin'.
You know I'm talking about Lloyd.
Now, we need to go see him.
I don't need to do anything.
He never came to see me, ever.
Okay, well, people can change.
That ain't got nothing to do with me.
Just like he decided that my life
had nothing to do with him.
Oh, well, I guess it's complicated for me.
I actually give a shit about my family.
- Boy. - Okay, okay, y'all.
Careful, though, Ash.
You don't want that guilt to grip you
in the middle of the night because you never made amends.
If I never talk to Lloyd again, I would not feel guilty.
Everything he put Mama through as a child, we had to witness.
He destroyed our childhoods.
- Lloyd can go to hell. - Ooh.
Whoa, listen now.
I ain't no stranger to the pain that Lloyd has caused.
But this ain't the way to handle that.
You don't talk to Grandma Jewell anymore
after what she did to you.
Baby, that's different. Shh.
- How? - Shut up, Junebug.
Ash, you're acting like I'm asking y'all
to go to the daddy-daughter dance or something.
Now, you know damn well that fool can't go
within 50 miles of no school.
I'm just saying that we should hear out
his last wishes, y'all, damn.
Okay, y'all, how 'bout this?
How 'bout we all just take a breath, okay,
and I take y'all and treat y'all
to a nice meal at my fabulous place of work?
Hmm? Good energy, good food.
Oh, and y'all gotta meet my coworker, Shatoya.
She been dying to meet y'all.
Why in the world would your coworker want to meet us?
Oh, 'cause we just real tight, you know?
And plus, she's been wanting to see what my family all about.
All right. Well, um, I can definitely eat.
Don't nobody want to go eat at no Waffle House.
I got a better job now.
Where?
- The Griddle Trap. - Ugh.
Oh, wow!
That's just so much better. Come on!
They put it down.
Okay?
Let me tell you something.
I can't believe that Wild Wild Westend Mall
Hot Wing Finesse still works.
We been doing that shit since we was Janelle's age.
Okay, so Pat distract the bitch behind the counter.
Then me and Denise do the dash without paying
for the lemon pepper wet.
Y'all should have seen Janelle damn face
once she realized what was going on.
She got the hell up outta there.
I'm trying to be a college freshman next year,
not a felon.
No offense to the felons in the room.
- You good. - You're good.
I can't believe how many people
actually recognized y'all.
Oh, bay-bay, we used to run these streets back in the day.
Mm, up, down, all the way around.
♪ Pussy to the crack and all the way back ♪
Y'all, like, hood famous, especially you, cousin Tanya.
Yeah, but back in the day, people just referred to me
as Rabbit's lil' cousin.
Dang, Ma, you really was that girl, huh?
Mm-hmm, as you young people say, pop your collar.
Ain't nobody say that.
See, your mama, she the whole reason I got sent to prison.
Don't say that shit in front of my daughter.
That was your decision.
Was it?
The fuck that supposed to mean?
Hey, hey.
It's time for the show, Pat.
You know? You remember?
We got a show tonight, so come on, get on up.
Yeah, we gotta make sure that thang sold out,
'cause you know people be excited to say they coming
and even quicker to say they sorry they can't make it.
- Mm-hmm, yeah. - Hey, you know,
why don't I help y'all spread the word?
No, honey, we good.
Oh, you good?
Yeah, uh, actually, cuz,
I think that's a good idea 'cause every little bit helps.
- Denise, get yo' ass in here. - I'ma text you the link.
Yeah, you do that.
- Those two. - Yeah.
- Mm-hmm. - That's my mama.
Oh, that's yo' mama, all right.
Okay, I see you.
So you more of a Nell or a Sula?
You read Toni Morrison?
Oh, hell yes.
Girl, I loves me some Toni.
I read all her books when I was on...
vacation.
- Vacation? - Euphemism for incarceration.
Ah, incarceration.
Euphemism for plantation.
Okay? Yes.
You smart.
Yeah, and I read that book in one night.
Book kept me sane.
I love the way they deal with good and evil in that book.
Reminded me that things aren't always as clear
as you want them to be, you know?
Yeah.
So how's that college search going?
Uh, even with scholarships,
it's looking like I'm gonna need a lot more money
to make it work.
So I'm looking into other options.
So you're saying
that they don't got the money to send you?
I mean, they do the best they can, but not really.
Hmm.
You know, I always wanted to go to college.
I mean, I could have gotten a degree in lockup,
but, you know, it wouldn't have meant the same to me.
Well, you know it's never too late, right?
Oh, no, girl, I can never give myself that.
And, well, school was never really Trina's thing,
and them damn raggedy kids of hers.
I mean, you've seen 'em.
They pretty, but they ain't gonna be shit.
But you, on the other hand...
Here.
Oh, my God.
That chair gives money and orgasms?
In that order.
Baby girl, I got stashes all up and through this place.
- No. No, no, no, no, no. - Yeah.
You're--you're not serious, are you?
What? Oh, you want me to take it back?
- Oh, I can take it back. - Oh, no, no, no.
- Oh, I can take it back. - I'm just kiddin'. I'm just--
I could buy me a strip mall.
- Thank you. - You're welcome, baby girl.
Hi, family.
Welcome to The Griddle Trap.
♪ Where the flapjacks slap and make your lips go smack ♪
So today's special is the T.I. and Tiny tuna melt
with a side of Waka Flocka wings
and a OutKast orange soda.
What can I start y'all off with?
Uh, how about this platter right here,
the one with the catfish and waffle situation?
Oh, the Katt Williams catfish?
- Mm-hmm. - It's spicy-spicy.
So spicy it might tell on you.
Shatoya, bring waters for everybody at this table.
Okay.
Oh, and two for the big man.
I'm coming.
Oh, excuse me, girl.
- Here you go, four waters. - Mm-hmm.
Hey, hey. How y'all doing?
- Hey, hey, hey, hey. - Good, thank you.
This my girl, Shatoya, y'all.
She real good people,
full of good energy and stuff, you know?
Oh, and she just got married.
- Oh, mm-hmm. - Oh, well, how about that?
Congrats.
- Thank you. - Yeah.
Y'all actually know my husband.
We do?
Yeah, it's-- it's your daddy, Lloyd.
I "Parent Trapped" y'all.
Um, good luck squashing your childhood trauma,
fam, all right?
Oh, and, uh, try the Migos mozzarella sticks.
Are you serious?
Let me out of here.
No, wait, wait. Ashley, please.
Girl, do not say my name like you know me.
Yeah, this is crazy.
Like, I always wanted a stepmom low-key.
Let me out.
Please just hear me out.
Trina, I'ma fuck you up for this.
Whoo, oh, uh, you said waffles, right?
I'm on my way.
No, I asked her to do this.
Hey, hey, Ashley, Ashley, baby, just breathe, all right?
Let's just hear what she got to say.
Yeah? We can do that.
Yeah, we can.
This is ridiculous.
Shatoya, was it?
Um, you think I could get a napkin or--
Whoo.
Wonderful service.
Bam, just like that,
Denise done built her a bad bitch.
Ha! Praise God for miracles.
Hey, Mom.
So, um, look.
I know we've been beefing the past couple weeks, right?
- Mm-hmm. - But I get it now.
You've been stressed.
I mean, sending a kid off to college is very expensive
on top of everything else you got going on.
But look, family just came through.
Look what cousin Tanya gave me.
Ooh, look at God, Pat-Pat.
He's still in the blessing business.
- Won't he do it? - Give me that damn money.
Well, Pat-Pat, come on.
Please, just be nice about it.
- I'm gonna be nice. - Okay.
Hold up, Cicely Tyson!
Janelle told me about this lil' gift you gave her.
My daughter don't need your damn money.
Ma, it is just a gift. Will you calm down?
Well, let me tell you something, Ms. Octavia Spencer.
The fuck wrong with my money?
Yeah, Pat. I mean, come on.
Let's think about this.
Where you getting all this money from?
My savings.
The only thing you ever saved for me was a seat
at the damn courthouse.
And yo' ass stopped showing up for that
years ago, didn't you?
I should have never told you.
Oh, girl, you can't help but snitch on yourself.
It is no big deal, okay?
You are overreacting.
No big deal? This is dope money.
Girl, nobody buying dope with that money.
You think I'm stupid, don't you?
I think you slow to smart is what I think.
I think you better back the fuck up.
Oh, you wanna beef? You want some beef?
- You better--you better get-- - Oh, all right! All right!
- Okay, all right. All right. - You want some beef?
- Okay, oh. Hold please... - You want some beef?
'Cause you 'bout to get your ass beat--
Oh, no, I won't. Oh, no, I won't.
I don't eat beef, bitch. I eat pork.
Bitch, I just got out of motherfucking jail!
Okay, calm down.
Now, listen, Tanya, are you trappin' again?
No, Denise, I'm not trappin' again.
So that's how you filling our dead-ass Mama house
with all them motherfucking toilets
that lick nigga assholes?
You trappin' again!
All right, fine.
Yeah, you got me.
Yeah, I'm trappin'. So what?
Pat, what that gotta do with me helping my little cousin?
Give her something you clearly can't afford.
- Let me tell you something. - You tell me.
I want Janelle to have the world,
but not with no damn dope money.
You keep this shit away from my family!
Um--
Let me--let me get that for you.
Let me just--
Let me see it.
Oh, my God, Pat, it's green like they said.
Gimme me that.
Always trying to steal some shit, Niecy.
You did this. This is all wrong.
- All of it. - Wow.
Ma, why can't you let me have this?
Because that's not how we live our lives.
But you're punishing me like I'm the one selling it.
I'm not trying to fight with you again, Janelle.
Then let me accept the gift.
Okay, Janelle, just go upstairs
and let us talk about it.
Hey, don't step on my step like that.
Get them little Pokémon plaits knocked off your head.
Shame on you.
Shame on you, Pat,
for getting in the way of Janelle's blessings.
A blessing ain't a blessing when it covered
in shitty decisions.
Girl, the money you get
from hustling folks with your comedy
that I helped you discover is just as good
as the money I get from hustling niggas on the corner
with the crack you helped me discover.
Well, how 'bout we do this?
You give me the dirty money,
and then I slide Janelle a lil' clean allowance.
And then it's like I'm your human money launderer.
Denise, shut the hell up.
You barely do laundry.
I be dryin', Pat.
Okay, can't nobody talk about my drying.
See, Tanya, this is why I don't fuck with you.
Because you always bringing us back to hood shit.
I mean, you have been in and out of jail four times, cuz.
And you literally just got back three months ago.
- You ain't tired? - Oh, my God.
Do you hear your-- the both of you?
Okay, tell me, who's trying to hire a 50-year-old,
just as you said, on her fourth bid?
Oh, oh, I'll tell you, nobody but my damn self, okay?
So I'm sorry if I wanna eat well.
I'm sorry if I want nice clothes.
I'm sorry if I wanna sleep in a nice bed,
and I'm sorry if I wanna shit
in a motherfuckin' colorful toilet.
See, this mindset is crazy, okay?
No wonder your daughter out here fucking dope boys.
Is this what you teaching her?
Excuse me?
You really need to give up this damn lifestyle.
You brought this to me, Pat.
You got me caught up in all this.
Don't you remember, huh?
This is 'cause of you, baby.
It's all you.
I got you into it, and I'm so sorry.
But you keeping your damn self in it.
I got out.
Well, congratu-fuckin'-lations
to you, Patricia, for being in the 1%.
The rest of us 98%-ers, you know what,
we just gotta figure this shit out the best way we can.
And that's what I'm gon' do.
That's what I am gon' do.
Where the fuck are you going, Tanya?
Away from yo' ass.
And it's 99%!
But, you know, I ain't wanna interrupt her
while she was having her little moment, child.
She was all, "98%."
May I sit?
- Yeah. - No.
Guess I'll get my own Coke too.
Look, I know it's not easy to meet me like this.
And he didn't ask me to do this.
I needed to do this for my own peace of mind.
So, um, is he really in that bad of shape?
Yeah, Bran, he is.
Bran?
- Like you know him or something? - Ashley.
Bran? I've never been called that.
I like it.
Bran makes people shit.
I like to shit.
You are a manipulative one, aren't you, Shatoya?
Of course you are. You with Lloyd.
- You learned from the best. - Now hold up.
Lloyd is the love of my life, okay?
Now, I know he's made some mistakes in the past,
but he's different now.
How old are you?
- 36. - Damn.
We're literally the same age.
That's not nasty to you?
Look, I ain't trying to hear all that, okay?
- Ashley, they grown. - They're disgusting.
You don't know me, okay,
and you obviously don't know the man your dad has become.
And whose fault is that?
Look, his doctors say he only has a few months to live.
- Why should we care? - Ashley.
Because we're expecting a baby.
Shit!
What?
I wish I had had something eloquent to say
and add to that, but only "shit" came to me, okay?
I apologize.
It's okay.
Look. It's a lot. I know. I know it is.
I'm freaking out, okay?
It's my first baby, and I don't want it to be in a world
without their daddy like I was.
I can't do this by myself.
- Women do it every day. - Ashley, come on now.
Use the therapist part of your brain.
She ain't got money for that.
Look, is there anything the doctors can do
to save his life?
No, nothing really.
Nothing at all.
Except maybe one thing.
Okay, what's that?
Okay.
He need a new kidney.
Wow.
She--did she just--
And I was thinking that maybe one of y'all might be a match.
Whoo, so the audacity is alive and real.
You've gotta be kidding me.
I just tried to get them to hear you out, and here you are
pulling a bait and switch with vital organs?
- It's time to go. Let's go. - No, no. That's not--
- Hold up. Wait. - No, no, no, no, no.
Guys, let's just think about this for a second.
Think about what exactly, Brandon?
Whether or not I wanna donate my kidney
to the man who beat my mama?
The man you're mad at died years ago.
Okay, there's a new Lloyd,
and that's the one I'm trying to keep alive.
I promise you there's a reason
why God's trying to kill him off.
Lloyd asks your forgiveness, both of you.
And it's not just because he needs you.
I understand there's some unresolved trauma,
but centering your experience as the dominant one
in this whole scenario is pretty narcissistic.
That is really rich coming from the wife
of a problematic, pedophilic sociopath with ASPD.
And you, specifically, need to work out your gerontophilia.
Oh, and worry about not putting too much salt in them grits.
I think that's the therapist part of her brain.
Order's up, bitch.
That's her mama part of the brain.
I believe he's changed.
I do.
Brandon, you ain't gotta be saying that
just because that man is dying.
You can't change what he did to you, son.
I know, Pop, but I can't ruin the child's opportunity
of having a father just because I didn't.
You taught me better than that.
Okay, here you go.
Shatoya, I'm gonna need you to wrap this up, okay?
Table four just eighty-sixed a tuna melt.
We got a four-top hollering for decaf,
and there's nothing hot in the pot, okay?
Let's jump to it.
Guess I better get back to work.
Your crazy cousin has my number.
Just please get tested.
You could save his life.
Uh, excuse me, dumb and dumber.
What the fuck is taking y'all so long?
Listen, I'm flipping.
And he wants something over there.
She wants something over there.
His food too cold. Hers--
Pat, you got a show to get ready for.
Why are you walking through here stealin' shit?
I'm not stealin'. I'm collectin' my rent.
Okay, Pat, you know I rock with you,
but maybe you should go smooth things over with Tanya.
I said what I said, and she didn't wanna hear it, okay?
Let her die doing what she love to do.
She's gonna be a crusty old bat
selling dime bags out the back of her damn motorized scooter.
Okay, Pat, some people just need a little extra shove.
Terry did it for you.
Maybe you should do it for Tanya.
I would love to shove her
out the fuckin' window!
Okay, Pat, sit down.
Come on, sit down.
Now, I've been watching you all day.
And I see how tense you get
every time she talks about the past.
I also see you seeing Janelle light up
at how funny and real she is.
It's like I'm seeing you be jealous, regretful,
and remorseful all at once.
You had one witch client.
Now you think you a damn psychic.
Your broke ass can't afford no goddamn crystal ball.
You know I'm right.
Now, growing up, I watched y'all like a hawk.
And what happened between you two messed me up too.
I just want y'all to forgive each other
for everything and move on.
Can you?
'Cause it is Friday after 5:00,
and I know exactly where she is.
Yo, motherfucker, you think
you gon' get this motherfuckin' crack?
You want this shit? Well, I'ma need my money, motherfucker.
- Look, look, look. - No, no, no, no.
Hey, hey, hey. Hold on. Hold on. Look.
Come on now. All that is not necessary.
Look, yo' little money gone.
You ain't getting sh---
Hey, what's going on, Rabbit?
Just talking about you.
Carl, give her her damn money back
before she beat them teeth back in your mouth.
I was gonna give her her little money.
Here. Damn.
Get your raggedy ass outta here.
Wait, hold up.
Is that fine-ass Denise Ford?
Shit.
When I get back on my feet, I'ma kiss yours. Mwah.
I wouldn't let you kiss the rag I wipe my ass with.
Pat, I don't need you preaching
at me again, all right?
I'm truly happy, and I don't need you
fighting my battles for me out here no more.
Oh, is this true happiness?
Only happiness I know with my name on it.
Bitch, we're 50 years old on the block.
Well, now, actually, I'm 35.
So let me leave y'all old bitches to it.
You know, you got some nerve coming out here
tellin' me how to live my life
when you're the reason I had Trina in prison.
You hid the dope wrong!
Oh, my God!
I took the charge, Pat!
All right? I took responsibility,
and all y'all left me.
Okay? I've been here, stuck here,
paying for the same bad day for 30 motherfuckin' years.
I'm sorry, okay?
But I had to take care of me and my kids.
I had to get away and stay away.
But look at me, Tanya.
You a grandmother now.
- Don't you want better for them? - I am makin' better for them.
I get respect out here.
You're too bougie. You forgot about that, huh?
You the one who taught me that.
That shit counts for something.
You can get respect at McDonald's
if you get the damn order right.
Psst.
What if you came and joined me on the road?
You could sell my merchandise.
I can teach you how to be a comedian.
- I'll show you this shit. - Bitch, stop.
What the fuck I'ma look like
selling some goddamn fanny packs?
Come on. You say I gave you bad.
Now I'm offering you good.
Listen, not everybody wants your support.
Not everybody needs to be saved.
I'm truly happy, Pat.
- Look. - Okay.
I took the bid for you
because you had Ashley.
All right? Now let me help you one more time.
Take the money.
Here, take the money for Janelle.
You can't change my life, but you can change hers.
Pat, come on. Take the goddamn money.
You have a good show tonight.
You not coming?
Nope, gotta work.
Proud of you.
I always said you was gonna do big things.
I can't believe that nigga tried to rob us.
That man didn't know who he was playing with.
Nah, you don't play with Rabbit 'round here,
or you get your ass clapped.
- Pa-pow-pow. - Tanya, would you shut up?
I don't need you bringing more heat to this corner.
We almost got busted twice last week.
God, I'm tired of shit.
What?
This shit is exciting.
I love waking up and not knowing
what the day's gonna bring--
knife fight, drive-by,
two hookers fighting over a John.
Now you sound stupid.
You need to start focusing on doing things
that's gonna get you outta here.
I ain't stupid.
And if you think we're ever getting out of here,
you're the stupid one.
This is it for us, Rabbit.
So just enjoy the ride.
Shut your damn mouth!
We gotta get the fuck up outta here!
And if it's the last thing I do, I'm gettin' us out!
Okay, Rabbit.
Okay.
We made it out.
So how'd it go?
Oh...
you can't save everybody.
No, you can't.
But you tried.
- I sure did. - Mm-hmm.
You saved me.
Come on, 'cause you got a sold-out show to go to.
Come on. We gotta get up outta here.
Yeah, we do.
both: ♪ We're goin' back to Indiana ♪
♪ Back to where I started from ♪
- Mm. - Hey!
- ♪ We goin' back to Indiana ♪ - ♪ Goin' back to Indiana ♪
both: ♪ Indiana, here I come ♪
Hey.
What's up, Ma?
Mildred never did no shit like this for me.
But I'ma put my pride to the side and do it for you.
Progress, my sista.
Progress!
What?
Don't worry. The money's yours.
But I'm gonna control it.
I'ma break you off a little wad
here and there, you know, to manage it.
Plus, it'll be best if the police catch me
with it instead of you.
You're so thoughtful.
Damn, that's all I had to do
was give you a wad of cash to make you love me?
Obviously.
Oh, you definitely my daughter.
- ♪ I'm goin' back to Indiana ♪
♪ Back to where I started from ♪
- ♪ She's a grown-ass woman ♪
♪ And she don't take no stuff ♪
♪ She's a grown-ass woman ♪
♪ And you can't get enough ♪
♪ She's a grown-ass woman ♪
♪ With a husband and kids ♪
♪ She's a grown-ass woman ♪
♪ And it's "The Ms. Pat Show" ♪
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