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Y'all ever notice
how hard it is
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to admit that you're wrong?
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Try to apologize right now
and see how it comes out.
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Look at your neighbor
and say, "Neighbor..."
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all: Neighbor...
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"I'm a horrible person."
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all: I'm a horrible person.
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It feel like shit, don't it?
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That's why instead
of admitting that you wrong,
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you'd rather go around your ass
just to get to your elbow.
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Doing all this extra shit
to prove
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that you ain't
who they say you are.
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And I, for one, think that
I'm the best damn mama
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that ever been a damn mama...
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sometimes.
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There we go, team.
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The RV all packed?
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Yeah, no thanks to you.
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How the biggest nigga
in the room ain't gonna help?
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You did.
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You better be glad
I love your Black ass.
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Uh-uh, girl,
I love your Black ass, too.
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How is you out of breath
walking from the curb?
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Lugging
your heavy-ass luggage.
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What you got in there,
a dead body?
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Now, if I'd tell you,
you'd be an accomplice.
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You know what's funny
is how little
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you two helped pack the RV.
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I would have just
slowed y'all down.
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Y'all used to manual labor.
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And, Bug, you destined for it.
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Oh, that's funny
coming from somebody
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who carried
her last relationship.
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It's better
than getting tricked
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into watching bastard babies
that ain't mine.
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You was a bastard
before you met my daddy.
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Hey, whoa, whoa. Whoa.
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Hey, hey, hey, hey, y'all,
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now, we can just
save the insults for later.
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All right? Damn.
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But yeah,
we got to hit this road
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so we can get into Atlanta
for your mama's show, okay?
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- Janelle, come on!
- It's time to go!
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You know, I am so excited
about taking
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another family trip
to support you, Pat.
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But, T, you got that RV
at the last minute.
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I know it was expensive.
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No, I got that baby
at 60% off.
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How the heck did you do that?
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Got it at a police auction.
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No wonder it look like death.
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No, baby, that thing
ride smooth, you know?
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You just got to avoid
the blood stains in the back.
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Janelle, we got to go!
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Why you got on
them Mary J. Blige glasses?
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'Cause I'm not gon' cry.
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Hey, well, at least
she's not being overdramatic.
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* Come on, it's time to go *
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* It's "The Ms. Pat Show" *
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* *
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Uh, y-you looking
a little tired over there, Pop.
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What do you say I--
I take over the driving duties?
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Oh, let me think about it.
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And...I'm thinking about it,
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and I've thought about it,
and...
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that's a no.
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All right.
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You're right.
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Guess I should just
let you drift off to sleep
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and drive us
into a fiery grave.
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Boy, the most you drove
for your whole life
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is down the driveway,
and you took out our mailbox.
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It's a no.
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- So...
- You win, I'm fading.
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I'ma let you drive, okay?
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Yes.
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But you ain't been
to sleep yet,
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so I'm gonna need you to drink
two big cups of coffee first.
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But, Dad,
I don't drink coffee.
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And plus, I stay up way later
than this every night.
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You do?
Doing what?
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Studying hard.
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You studying hard, all right.
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I ain't never seen nobody go
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through Costco lotion
that fast.
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Uh--
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Could somebody take
the wheel, please?
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If Jesus is unavailable,
anybody will do.
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Yep, I got you, Junebug.
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Oh.
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Ah, ah, ah!
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Ow! Agh!
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God!
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You are always finding ways
to be a suffocating parent.
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- Lil' girl!
- Pat.
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All right, um, I'm gonna need
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everybody to buckle up, please.
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I gotta pull over
with the quickness.
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Why? What happened?
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Oh, let's just say
I got a dark biscuit
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about to come out my oven
from all the coffee I drank.
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Who the hell
gave Junebug coffee?
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Who the hell let him drive?
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Janelle could have done
better than that.
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Oh, she really ain't
talking to you, huh?
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Nah, with her nasty-ass.
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I'll pull her eyes out.
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It could always be worse.
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How, Denise?
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I don't know.
I ain't thought that far yet.
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God damn, what is that?
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It smell like somebody
dead on the inside.
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Ooh.
That's the outside.
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Ooh!
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Ooh-hoo-hoo.
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I think the toilet's
out of order, y'all.
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So don't nobody
go back in there
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for another 35 to 45 minutes.
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Well, it is out of order now.
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So suddenly we stuck
in an RV full of shit fumes?
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This look like "Fear Factor"
to you?
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How much longer
do we have to go?
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Oh, uh, about that.
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Um, earlier, I accidentally
got some coffee on the GPS,
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and I made a few wrong turns.
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But hey, the good news is,
we in Atlanta, y'all.
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Well, this don't look like
no Atlanta to me.
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No, it's definitely Atlanta.
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Atlanta, Ohio.
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- What?
- Damn, Junebug.
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How many hours
are we behind now?
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Oh, just a few.
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What's a few?
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- Eight.
- Oh!
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- God.
- God.
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- Man.
- But hey, look,
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on the bright side,
didn't y'all say
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how you wanted to see Ohio?
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Nigga, who said that?
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Hey, Mama, can I have
some money for some snacks?
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Boy, get off my titty.
Why you asking me for money?
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- Ain't you a teacher now?
- Say that again.
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- Ain't you a teacher now?
- Exactly.
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Now, you know teachers don't
make no damn money.
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But I'd never beg like that.
That's a damn shame.
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You a grown-ass man, Brandon.
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You a grown-ass man, Denise.
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Don't worry about them, baby.
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I'll give you the world.
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I want you to give me 3 feet
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before you give me hepatitis C.
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Hey, what is going on
with you and Ma?
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It's like "Baddies South"
in the RV.
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She overreacted to nothing.
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Then she slapped me
and called me a ho.
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Oh, Janelle.
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That's it?
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What do you mean, that's it?
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Compared to the stuff
she did to me and Brandon,
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she's been deliver't.
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But look, I'm still sorry
that happened to you.
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She shouldn't have done it.
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Y'all need to talk.
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It is meaningless
to engage with that woman...
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until she repents
for her reprehensible behavior.
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I don't think she heard you.
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Just the way
she looked at me, Ash.
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You got change?
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I don't keep change on me.
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Lying-ass.
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- What's that?
- God bless you.
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Look, I'm glad
you've learned to hold
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whoever hurt you accountable,
even if it's your mother.
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I'm proud of you.
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Thanks, Ash.
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Hey, Pat-Pat, let me get
some of them SweeTarts.
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I bought these SweeTarts
for my sweetheart, Janelle.
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Bought 'em for myself
any-damn-way!
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Ungrateful-ass kids.
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I'll take it.
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Take a job.
Take a career.
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Take the fuck up out my face!
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Girl, let's go!
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What are you wearing?
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Oh, man, I spilled
some slushy on myself,
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and I had to change.
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Thought the hat
was a nice touch.
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You like it?
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What'd they pump you
with, stupid?
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You know, you could have
just washed your clothes.
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Ah, damn, left my phone
next to the horny honey packs.
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What do you need
honey packs for?
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This is a family trip.
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Hey, where is he going?
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He left his phone.
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Nah, it's in the RV.
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Come on, y'all, we gotta
make up for lost time!
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Oh, Dad, speaking of which,
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uh, think I can
take the wheel again?
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Nah, nah.
See, I think this vacation
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would be a lot more fun
if my family was not dead
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when we get there.
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Hey, Pat.
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Why don't you just
go apologize to Janelle?
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You know what?
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You right.
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Well, damn,
now you owe me an apology.
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Hey, so I know
this seat is hard,
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so I brought you a pillow.
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Is this pillow for the back
I'm always laying on
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or to prop up the legs
I always have open?
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Ooh.
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I told you that pillow
wasn't gonna cut it.
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Oh. Now, see, that was called
a duck, Janelle.
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That's what
you should have done.
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Let me see
if Brandon want any snacks.
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Brandon.
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Who the fuck are you?
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Who the fuck are you?
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Man, where's my brother?
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You got three seconds
to tell me where my son is.
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That ain't him right there?
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This dude must have
picked up his clothes.
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Then where the hell
is Brandon?
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all: Damn!
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Man, we're never
getting to Atlanta.
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I don't eat this shit.
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Brandon,
sit your ass down.
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My fault.
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Auntie Denise, can I drive?
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No, you don't understand
the rules of the road.
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Yes, I do.
I got a license.
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That's for the white man's
rules of the road--
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stop signs, speed limits.
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That's that shit
to slow Black people down.
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Damn,
why it so hot back here?
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Oh, wow, I didn't know
the devil got hot.
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Junebug, can you turn on
the AC, please?
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Dang it, my game died.
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Brandon, do not plug that in.
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Wait till everyone's phones
are done charging.
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- Why?
- Because that's the only
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working socket, and there are
ten things plugged in already.
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Man, my little game ain't
gonna mess nothing up.
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See?
Leave the technology to me,
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and you just worry
about feelings.
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Maybe I'm not as dumb
as you think.
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Oh!
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Shit!
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Wow. You right.
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Yo' ass dumber than that.
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I told you not
to let me do that.
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Janelle,
go wake your daddy up
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00:10:30,463 --> 00:10:32,232
so he can see
if he can fix that.
255
00:10:32,299 --> 00:10:34,234
Nah, you can get
somebody else to do it.
256
00:10:34,301 --> 00:10:36,236
The funny part is,
you think I'm asking.
257
00:10:36,303 --> 00:10:38,305
Go wake your goddamn daddy up.
258
00:10:42,575 --> 00:10:45,312
Oh, boo-boo,
I tried to be nice.
259
00:10:45,378 --> 00:10:47,314
I bought your ass some snacks.
260
00:10:47,380 --> 00:10:49,349
I got your ass a pillow, okay?
261
00:10:49,416 --> 00:10:50,918
I've been ignoring
all that bullshit
262
00:10:50,984 --> 00:10:53,253
you've been doing today,
but what you not gon' do
263
00:10:53,320 --> 00:10:55,388
is keep fucking
trying me, okay,
264
00:10:55,455 --> 00:10:58,258
acting like
an ungrateful-ass bitch!
265
00:11:00,027 --> 00:11:01,494
Well, if I'm a bitch,
266
00:11:01,561 --> 00:11:03,330
then I guess we're both
like our mothers.
267
00:11:03,396 --> 00:11:05,365
Oh, heffa!
268
00:11:05,432 --> 00:11:06,566
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
269
00:11:06,633 --> 00:11:07,935
- Hey, hey!
- I'll kick your ass!
270
00:11:08,001 --> 00:11:09,069
We don't need no more blood
on this carpet.
271
00:11:10,103 --> 00:11:11,371
Oh! Oh!
272
00:11:14,207 --> 00:11:15,308
- What the fuck?
- Auntie!
273
00:11:15,375 --> 00:11:16,877
Who the fuck driving?
274
00:11:16,944 --> 00:11:19,179
- Auntie!
- Shit! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
275
00:11:19,246 --> 00:11:21,849
Junebug, if you don't stop
swerving this damn RV.
276
00:11:24,752 --> 00:11:26,119
I think the inside tire
is punctured.
277
00:11:26,186 --> 00:11:27,554
It needs to be replaced.
278
00:11:27,620 --> 00:11:29,556
Well, replace it then, Terry.
279
00:11:29,622 --> 00:11:31,158
There isn't a spare, Pat.
280
00:11:31,224 --> 00:11:32,492
Where's the nearest
tire shop?
281
00:11:32,559 --> 00:11:33,660
It's 2 miles away.
282
00:11:33,761 --> 00:11:35,195
Oh, well,
that's not far at all.
283
00:11:35,262 --> 00:11:36,463
We'll be back on the road
in no time.
284
00:11:36,529 --> 00:11:37,765
Sorry, y'all,
it's 20 miles away.
285
00:11:37,798 --> 00:11:40,133
- Ooh!
- Man, and it's closed?
286
00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:41,634
- What?
- I'm sorry, okay?
287
00:11:41,769 --> 00:11:43,670
Look, sorry,
I had some slush on the zero.
288
00:11:43,771 --> 00:11:45,405
There's no tire shops nearby.
289
00:11:45,472 --> 00:11:47,808
Ooh, but there is a resort that
we could stay at for the night.
290
00:11:47,875 --> 00:11:49,609
It's five-star reviews,
and it's only a mile away.
291
00:11:49,676 --> 00:11:51,011
We can make that drive.
292
00:11:51,078 --> 00:11:52,780
Good job, Brandon.
293
00:11:52,780 --> 00:11:55,048
See, I'm nice to nice people.
294
00:11:55,115 --> 00:11:56,449
Well, hold up, hold up.
295
00:11:56,516 --> 00:11:58,518
Before y'all get too excited,
296
00:11:58,585 --> 00:12:00,854
this ain't no
Holiday Inn Express, is it?
297
00:12:00,921 --> 00:12:02,089
No. Why?
298
00:12:02,155 --> 00:12:03,690
They be tripping.
299
00:12:03,791 --> 00:12:06,593
You steal one treadmill and
two TVs, they ban you for life.
300
00:12:06,659 --> 00:12:08,428
Why the hell would
you steal a treadmill?
301
00:12:08,495 --> 00:12:09,997
For your mom and daddy.
302
00:12:12,499 --> 00:12:13,666
Oh, oh. Oh.
303
00:12:13,801 --> 00:12:15,668
I'll never do it again,
I tell you that.
304
00:12:24,277 --> 00:12:26,679
Is this an Amish hotel?
305
00:12:26,814 --> 00:12:32,152
* Swing low sweet chariot *
306
00:12:32,219 --> 00:12:36,656
all: * Coming for
to carry me home *
307
00:12:36,723 --> 00:12:40,994
* Swing low sweet chariot *
308
00:12:41,061 --> 00:12:46,533
* Coming for
to carry me home *
309
00:12:46,599 --> 00:12:49,536
Yeah, I don't think
this is an Amish hotel.
310
00:12:49,602 --> 00:12:50,838
What is this place?
311
00:12:50,904 --> 00:12:53,206
Well, hello there, travelers.
312
00:12:53,273 --> 00:12:54,474
Welcome.
313
00:12:54,541 --> 00:12:56,977
Why are y'all singing
Negro spirituals?
314
00:12:57,044 --> 00:12:59,112
Well--
315
00:12:59,179 --> 00:13:00,080
- Wow.
- Oh!
316
00:13:00,147 --> 00:13:01,148
Welcome.
317
00:13:01,214 --> 00:13:03,150
I am the owner, Owen Jefferson.
318
00:13:03,216 --> 00:13:05,986
I can't tell you
how thrilled I am to host a B--
319
00:13:06,053 --> 00:13:10,557
a family such as yours
for the very first time.
320
00:13:10,623 --> 00:13:12,525
Nice to meet you, Owen.
321
00:13:12,592 --> 00:13:14,862
Owen, I got two questions.
322
00:13:14,928 --> 00:13:16,429
What the fuck
and what the hell?
323
00:13:17,697 --> 00:13:19,132
All in due time.
324
00:13:19,199 --> 00:13:22,302
Can I interest you fine people
in some sweet tea?
325
00:13:24,972 --> 00:13:27,107
Mmm, this taste pretty good.
What type of tea is this?
326
00:13:27,174 --> 00:13:29,977
It's a black tea...
327
00:13:30,043 --> 00:13:32,579
Grown on-site and sweetened
with honey from our bees.
328
00:13:32,645 --> 00:13:34,281
Master! Master!
329
00:13:34,347 --> 00:13:36,583
Spit that shit out.
330
00:13:38,051 --> 00:13:41,521
Now, is this some type
of Fifty Shades of Gay hotel?
331
00:13:41,588 --> 00:13:43,556
No, no.
332
00:13:43,623 --> 00:13:45,893
We're nothing weird like that.
333
00:13:45,893 --> 00:13:49,296
We are bringing
America's horrible past
334
00:13:49,362 --> 00:13:50,898
to its complicated present.
335
00:13:50,931 --> 00:13:52,599
Master, please,
don't let him take me.
336
00:13:52,665 --> 00:13:54,567
- Shut up.
- Please, Master.
337
00:13:54,634 --> 00:13:56,403
I promise I won't read again.
338
00:13:56,469 --> 00:13:58,138
I said shut up, cracker.
339
00:13:59,572 --> 00:14:02,375
Damn. I ain't even white,
and I felt that shit.
340
00:14:04,912 --> 00:14:07,347
Brandon, what in the devil
kind of antebellum mess
341
00:14:07,414 --> 00:14:08,548
you done got us into, boy?
342
00:14:08,615 --> 00:14:09,950
Look, I read
the reviews, okay?
343
00:14:10,017 --> 00:14:11,784
Online, it said
it was a five-star
344
00:14:11,919 --> 00:14:15,522
historically authentic
Southern experien...
345
00:14:15,588 --> 00:14:17,224
oh.
346
00:14:17,290 --> 00:14:18,992
Let me see that.
347
00:14:19,059 --> 00:14:22,695
You booked us
at a reparation resort?
348
00:14:22,762 --> 00:14:25,098
- Nigga, how?
- We prefer to say "N-word."
349
00:14:25,165 --> 00:14:27,367
What, nigga?
350
00:14:27,434 --> 00:14:29,937
Ah, at this hotel,
351
00:14:29,937 --> 00:14:32,005
we reenact
the horrors of enslavement.
352
00:14:32,072 --> 00:14:34,474
Why are you doing
this neoliberal nonsense?
353
00:14:34,541 --> 00:14:37,010
To teach people.
354
00:14:37,077 --> 00:14:38,946
Critical race theory is being
taken out of schools,
355
00:14:38,946 --> 00:14:41,114
and I just felt like
I had to do something,
356
00:14:41,181 --> 00:14:44,084
being a descendant
of Thomas Jefferson myself.
357
00:14:44,151 --> 00:14:46,353
He rape your grandma, too?
358
00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:53,093
And I understand how some of
my white brothers and sisters
359
00:14:53,160 --> 00:14:56,096
are complicit
in upholding white supremacy.
360
00:14:56,163 --> 00:14:58,498
Some? Don't you mean all?
361
00:14:58,565 --> 00:15:00,733
I mean, not all white people
are white supremacists,
362
00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:04,237
but all of y'all benefit from
the country it was built on.
363
00:15:04,304 --> 00:15:06,039
It's the accuracy
for me, sis.
364
00:15:08,675 --> 00:15:11,678
That is why I asked my parents
365
00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:13,880
for a small loan
to start this place.
366
00:15:13,981 --> 00:15:16,516
Just $3 million later,
and here we are.
367
00:15:16,583 --> 00:15:19,052
3 million?
You could have donated that
368
00:15:19,119 --> 00:15:20,887
to the United Negro
College Fund.
369
00:15:20,988 --> 00:15:22,990
Eh...nah.
370
00:15:24,824 --> 00:15:27,094
Okay,
but why the white slaves?
371
00:15:27,160 --> 00:15:29,096
I would never enslave
Black people,
372
00:15:29,162 --> 00:15:30,463
even as a reenactment.
373
00:15:30,530 --> 00:15:33,600
I chose to teach
my white brothers and sisters
374
00:15:33,666 --> 00:15:35,702
about the horrors of colorism
375
00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:37,604
by making the blondes
house slaves
376
00:15:37,670 --> 00:15:40,007
and the redheads and brunettes
field hands.
377
00:15:40,073 --> 00:15:44,011
Oh, you really need
yo' ass beat.
378
00:15:44,044 --> 00:15:46,513
Yeah, I'm ready to go.
Screw 12 years of slavery.
379
00:15:46,579 --> 00:15:48,848
12 minutes is too much for me.
380
00:15:48,915 --> 00:15:50,450
You are more than welcome
to leave.
381
00:15:50,517 --> 00:15:52,119
You are free.
382
00:15:52,185 --> 00:15:55,088
But the stay is nonrefundable.
383
00:15:55,155 --> 00:15:57,324
Okay, so we can't even
get reparations
384
00:15:57,390 --> 00:15:59,626
at a resort called
the Reparations Resort?
385
00:15:59,692 --> 00:16:03,096
Well, we--
we barely got here, all right?
386
00:16:03,163 --> 00:16:05,632
You know, we couldn't
leave here tonight,
387
00:16:05,698 --> 00:16:06,899
even if we wanted to.
388
00:16:07,034 --> 00:16:08,235
Splendid, splendid.
389
00:16:08,301 --> 00:16:09,736
Willie Mae will show you
to your rooms.
390
00:16:09,802 --> 00:16:11,504
Willie Mae!
391
00:16:11,571 --> 00:16:14,274
Okay, I'm not staying here.
I'll be in the RV.
392
00:16:14,341 --> 00:16:16,276
Hey, you can't stay
in the RV.
393
00:16:16,343 --> 00:16:17,510
I'll stay out there with you.
394
00:16:17,577 --> 00:16:19,179
I'd rather sleep
in the cotton fields
395
00:16:19,246 --> 00:16:20,513
than stay anywhere with you.
396
00:16:20,580 --> 00:16:23,050
I'm trying to apologize
for calling you a bitch,
397
00:16:23,083 --> 00:16:25,852
but you just keep
proving me right!
398
00:16:25,918 --> 00:16:27,287
Wow.
399
00:16:27,354 --> 00:16:29,922
Really nice, Ma.
Really nice.
400
00:16:30,057 --> 00:16:33,426
Denise, would you please
go check on Janelle, please?
401
00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:34,627
Fine.
402
00:16:34,694 --> 00:16:37,597
I will go check on Janelle
in the RV.
403
00:16:37,664 --> 00:16:41,201
Um, hey, sir,
can I get a sweet tea
404
00:16:41,268 --> 00:16:44,071
and one of these white slaves
to go?
405
00:16:50,610 --> 00:16:53,280
Can you stop wiggling?
I'm trying to go to sleep.
406
00:16:53,346 --> 00:16:56,149
Well, unless you decide
that you going back inside
407
00:16:56,216 --> 00:16:58,685
so I can get waited on
by an apologetic colonizer,
408
00:16:58,751 --> 00:16:59,719
you gon' deal with it.
409
00:16:59,786 --> 00:17:00,920
Now here,
take your mama's pillow.
410
00:17:01,088 --> 00:17:03,623
Ew. You can have that.
411
00:17:04,591 --> 00:17:07,594
Damn, girl, how long are you
gonna stay mad at your mama?
412
00:17:07,660 --> 00:17:10,097
Don't tell me
you taking her side.
413
00:17:10,097 --> 00:17:11,898
Have you seen how she's
been treating me?
414
00:17:11,964 --> 00:17:14,101
Yeah, and she ain't right.
415
00:17:14,167 --> 00:17:16,736
But you got to understand
the woman that raised us.
416
00:17:16,803 --> 00:17:20,107
I mean, Pat could be
much worse, trust me.
417
00:17:20,173 --> 00:17:22,209
I don't see the difference.
418
00:17:22,275 --> 00:17:24,344
You weren't there.
419
00:17:25,478 --> 00:17:27,214
It is each generation's job
420
00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:29,716
to not do the same
messed-up stuff,
421
00:17:29,782 --> 00:17:31,918
to do better.
422
00:17:31,984 --> 00:17:34,221
And you can't do better
423
00:17:34,287 --> 00:17:36,323
holding onto what she did
to you,
424
00:17:36,389 --> 00:17:39,326
which is exactly what she does
with our mama.
425
00:17:39,392 --> 00:17:41,394
And now look where we are.
426
00:17:42,695 --> 00:17:44,664
I'm not like her.
427
00:17:44,731 --> 00:17:47,300
And she doesn't want you
to be.
428
00:17:47,367 --> 00:17:49,669
At least Pat does try
429
00:17:49,736 --> 00:17:51,238
to be better for y'all.
430
00:17:51,304 --> 00:17:53,406
That's the difference.
431
00:17:53,473 --> 00:17:55,142
But that doesn't mean
you can't tell her
432
00:17:55,208 --> 00:17:57,544
when she's in the wrong.
433
00:17:57,610 --> 00:18:01,581
So you saying nobody holds
her ass accountable?
434
00:18:01,648 --> 00:18:02,749
Exactly.
435
00:18:02,815 --> 00:18:04,184
I'm not gonna give her
a gold medal
436
00:18:04,251 --> 00:18:05,485
for hitting me once
437
00:18:05,552 --> 00:18:07,554
just because your mom
hit y'all every day.
438
00:18:07,620 --> 00:18:10,723
Mm-mm, it was every Saturday.
439
00:18:10,790 --> 00:18:14,461
The point is,
I can't wait to go to college
440
00:18:14,527 --> 00:18:17,297
so I never have to see
or speak to her again.
441
00:18:27,740 --> 00:18:29,942
* *
442
00:18:30,009 --> 00:18:31,611
Ahh.
443
00:18:31,678 --> 00:18:33,180
This is the life.
444
00:18:33,213 --> 00:18:35,548
Yeah, it is,
but it's--
445
00:18:35,615 --> 00:18:37,350
it's missing something, though.
446
00:18:37,417 --> 00:18:38,785
Um, hey, Solomon.
447
00:18:38,851 --> 00:18:41,053
You know how to play
"Lean wit It, Rock wit It"?
448
00:18:44,191 --> 00:18:47,694
both: * Uh-uh-uh, uh-uh-uh *
449
00:18:47,760 --> 00:18:51,964
* Rock left right snap *
450
00:18:52,031 --> 00:18:55,202
* *
451
00:18:56,369 --> 00:18:57,837
Ugh. What the hell is this?
452
00:18:57,904 --> 00:18:59,272
Your sweet tea, sir.
453
00:18:59,339 --> 00:19:00,607
No, no, no, no, no.
I asked for iced tea.
454
00:19:00,673 --> 00:19:02,275
And the ice ain't icing.
Get me another.
455
00:19:02,342 --> 00:19:03,643
Yeah, and while you're at it,
456
00:19:03,710 --> 00:19:05,812
there's too much mint
in my julep, so fix it.
457
00:19:05,878 --> 00:19:08,215
Yes, sir.
I'll get right on that.
458
00:19:08,215 --> 00:19:09,949
Your drinks is on the wa--
459
00:19:10,016 --> 00:19:11,050
ahh!
460
00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:14,221
No, sir!
461
00:19:14,254 --> 00:19:16,823
No, sir, not Solomon!
462
00:19:16,889 --> 00:19:19,226
Solomon my last boy.
463
00:19:19,226 --> 00:19:21,761
Please, sir, don't sell him!
464
00:19:21,828 --> 00:19:23,763
Why the hell
is she talking like that?
465
00:19:23,830 --> 00:19:25,665
The deal's already been made.
466
00:19:25,732 --> 00:19:27,534
Ohh!
467
00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:29,736
So where we at
on that mint julep?
468
00:19:31,103 --> 00:19:34,073
All my life I had to fight.
469
00:19:34,140 --> 00:19:36,976
Oh, hell no.
470
00:19:37,043 --> 00:19:39,579
I dream that one day
471
00:19:39,646 --> 00:19:42,949
I will be unbought
and unbossed,
472
00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:46,553
that I can take
these shackles off my feet
473
00:19:46,619 --> 00:19:50,657
and dance to the song
of my son's violin.
474
00:19:50,723 --> 00:19:53,526
Now she colonizing
Mary Mary lyrics?
475
00:19:53,593 --> 00:19:56,162
Ain't I a woman?
476
00:19:56,263 --> 00:19:59,098
A phenomenal woman?
477
00:20:00,267 --> 00:20:03,102
both: Boo! Boo!
478
00:20:04,671 --> 00:20:07,340
Get off the stage,
Maya Anglo-Saxon!
479
00:20:09,442 --> 00:20:11,944
You must be punished
for riling up the slaves
480
00:20:12,011 --> 00:20:13,145
with Northern sentiments.
481
00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:14,647
Oh!
Is there gonna be a whipping?
482
00:20:14,714 --> 00:20:16,983
Man, what's wrong with you?
Don't record this shit.
483
00:20:17,049 --> 00:20:18,518
How dare you knock
the phone out of my hand?
484
00:20:18,585 --> 00:20:19,686
How dare you?
485
00:20:19,752 --> 00:20:21,388
We are here trying
to do the work.
486
00:20:21,454 --> 00:20:22,722
Yes, I bet you haven't
487
00:20:22,789 --> 00:20:24,156
even read
"Between the World and Me."
488
00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:25,525
Have you read Between My Foot
and Your Ass, huh?
489
00:20:25,592 --> 00:20:26,559
- Oh!
- What?
490
00:20:26,626 --> 00:20:27,927
Ooh, ooh!
Ooh, ooh!
491
00:20:32,465 --> 00:20:34,100
Manager! Manager!
492
00:20:36,135 --> 00:20:38,671
What's up?
493
00:20:39,472 --> 00:20:41,308
Don't be angry with me
because you refuse
494
00:20:41,374 --> 00:20:43,543
to apologize
to your own daughter.
495
00:20:45,378 --> 00:20:48,381
First of all, I already tried
to talk to that knucklehead.
496
00:20:48,448 --> 00:20:49,749
She's not listening.
497
00:20:49,816 --> 00:20:52,051
And you won't apologize.
498
00:20:52,118 --> 00:20:54,521
You're saying, "I'm ready to
move on, so you should be too."
499
00:20:54,587 --> 00:20:56,255
That is not the same
as "I'm sorry."
500
00:20:56,323 --> 00:20:59,225
You know, this generation
is too damn sensitive now.
501
00:20:59,292 --> 00:21:01,994
My mama never apologized to me,
and I'm okay.
502
00:21:03,330 --> 00:21:04,564
Are you?
503
00:21:04,631 --> 00:21:06,032
Ooh, you in trouble now.
504
00:21:06,098 --> 00:21:08,067
Terry, don't come in here
and lecture me, please.
505
00:21:08,134 --> 00:21:10,102
No, I'm not gonna
lecture you, baby.
506
00:21:10,169 --> 00:21:13,473
Sound like a real
lecture egg and cheese to me.
507
00:21:13,540 --> 00:21:15,542
Major used to speak to me
508
00:21:15,608 --> 00:21:17,544
the same way you've been
speaking to Janelle.
509
00:21:17,610 --> 00:21:20,547
Now, he had a way
of talking at me, not to me,
510
00:21:20,613 --> 00:21:23,115
and after a while, I ain't want
to be around for all that.
511
00:21:23,182 --> 00:21:24,584
So when it was time
for me to leave the house,
512
00:21:24,651 --> 00:21:26,052
I never looked back.
513
00:21:26,118 --> 00:21:28,254
You don't want
to scare her off, baby.
514
00:21:28,355 --> 00:21:30,790
I'm not like your father,
and I'm not like my mama.
515
00:21:30,857 --> 00:21:32,792
I'm me, and I'm okay.
516
00:21:32,859 --> 00:21:34,861
Remember when I left
for college?
517
00:21:34,927 --> 00:21:36,829
We didn't speak for years.
518
00:21:36,896 --> 00:21:39,098
'Cause you had pussy
in your mouth.
519
00:21:41,167 --> 00:21:44,737
And still do,
but that's not the point, okay?
520
00:21:44,804 --> 00:21:46,906
We're solid now,
but imagine if Janelle
521
00:21:46,973 --> 00:21:48,375
just stopped talking to you.
522
00:21:48,408 --> 00:21:49,609
You could not handle that.
523
00:21:49,676 --> 00:21:51,010
And neither could Janelle.
524
00:21:51,077 --> 00:21:54,747
Pat, baby, she's on
the precipice of adulthood,
525
00:21:54,814 --> 00:21:57,817
and she doesn't have
to take you or me with her.
526
00:21:57,884 --> 00:22:01,153
Do you really want to miss out
on who she gonna become?
527
00:22:01,220 --> 00:22:03,155
Parenting is about
showing love,
528
00:22:03,222 --> 00:22:06,393
just as much as it's about
providing and teaching.
529
00:22:06,393 --> 00:22:08,728
Look, I get it.
When I was growing up,
530
00:22:08,795 --> 00:22:10,897
we were basically
children together.
531
00:22:10,963 --> 00:22:12,231
Mildred never poured into you,
532
00:22:12,298 --> 00:22:15,067
so you didn't know how
to pour into me.
533
00:22:15,134 --> 00:22:17,036
But you're an adult now, Ma,
and if you think
534
00:22:17,103 --> 00:22:18,738
you're so much better
than your mother,
535
00:22:18,805 --> 00:22:20,407
then you need
to start acting like it.
536
00:22:20,473 --> 00:22:22,875
They're right!
537
00:22:22,942 --> 00:22:25,578
Oh, this reminds me
538
00:22:25,645 --> 00:22:30,049
of when they sold
my daughter upriver.
539
00:22:30,116 --> 00:22:31,851
Hootie-hoo!
Hootie-hoo!
540
00:22:31,918 --> 00:22:34,253
- Oh, hell no.
- Uh-uh.
541
00:22:34,320 --> 00:22:36,155
So your daughter
was sold upriver?
542
00:22:36,222 --> 00:22:37,790
- Oh--
- Oh, no, white bitch!
543
00:22:37,857 --> 00:22:39,426
I mean, go, go.
544
00:22:46,433 --> 00:22:51,003
What in the Alabama motorboat
brawl is going on in here?
545
00:22:51,070 --> 00:22:52,439
Mama, they trying to beat
the salt off this cracker.
546
00:22:52,439 --> 00:22:54,273
Yeah, and they not even
putting it on OnlyFans,
547
00:22:54,340 --> 00:22:56,443
which I feel like
is a missed opportunity.
548
00:22:56,476 --> 00:22:57,710
Really, Owen?
549
00:22:57,777 --> 00:22:59,846
You whipping people?
Is this educational?
550
00:22:59,912 --> 00:23:01,748
He really think
he Thomas Jefferson.
551
00:23:01,814 --> 00:23:02,849
Nobody is listening.
552
00:23:02,915 --> 00:23:04,851
I'd never whip anyone.
553
00:23:04,917 --> 00:23:06,719
We know about
the physical abuse
554
00:23:06,786 --> 00:23:08,120
done by whites during slavery.
555
00:23:08,187 --> 00:23:10,457
However, we don't ever speak
556
00:23:10,490 --> 00:23:13,259
on the psychological trauma
created by enslavement,
557
00:23:13,325 --> 00:23:16,262
which is just as bad,
if not worse.
558
00:23:16,328 --> 00:23:19,198
Okay, you still ain't shit,
but you ate that little part.
559
00:23:19,265 --> 00:23:22,469
Which is why I shall give
Abigail a verbal lashing
560
00:23:22,502 --> 00:23:25,171
to replicate the mental
and emotional trauma
561
00:23:25,237 --> 00:23:27,373
of Black slaves.
562
00:23:27,474 --> 00:23:32,645
You good-for-nothing gingerhead
sun cricket!
563
00:23:32,712 --> 00:23:36,348
- Oh!
- Oh, Lord have mercy!
564
00:23:36,483 --> 00:23:38,017
Why would you say
something like that?
565
00:23:38,084 --> 00:23:39,852
Wow, this is so powerful.
566
00:23:39,919 --> 00:23:41,053
I'm--I'm so sorry.
567
00:23:41,120 --> 00:23:42,855
I-I can't believe
this happened to you.
568
00:23:42,922 --> 00:23:43,856
- I'm sor--
- Bitch, get off me!
569
00:23:43,923 --> 00:23:45,725
I ain't no damn slave.
570
00:23:45,792 --> 00:23:47,093
No need to be so aggressive.
571
00:23:47,159 --> 00:23:48,961
I-I don't know why
you people are so angry.
572
00:23:49,028 --> 00:23:50,296
You people?
573
00:23:50,362 --> 00:23:52,499
You pimento-cheese-eating
motherfucker!
574
00:23:52,565 --> 00:23:54,967
Oh, this is the type
of drama that I live for!
575
00:23:55,034 --> 00:23:56,168
I'll fuck you up!
576
00:23:56,235 --> 00:23:57,970
Get him, Mama!
Turn her loose.
577
00:23:58,037 --> 00:23:59,305
Don't turn her loose!
578
00:24:02,509 --> 00:24:04,410
Janelle,
stop tickling my ear.
579
00:24:05,878 --> 00:24:07,379
I'm not.
580
00:24:21,928 --> 00:24:23,229
Ahh!
581
00:24:23,295 --> 00:24:26,232
both: Ahh!
582
00:24:32,805 --> 00:24:36,576
Open the door! Open the door!
Open the door!
583
00:24:42,414 --> 00:24:44,416
What in the world
happened to y'all?
584
00:24:44,551 --> 00:24:45,785
Don't ask.
585
00:24:45,852 --> 00:24:48,087
That shit made my uterus itch.
586
00:24:49,188 --> 00:24:51,357
What's going on in here?
587
00:24:56,395 --> 00:24:57,229
* *
588
00:24:57,296 --> 00:25:00,667
Look what the wind...
589
00:25:00,733 --> 00:25:02,401
blew the fuck in.
590
00:25:03,570 --> 00:25:04,671
Marcus.
591
00:25:04,737 --> 00:25:06,806
Boy, how the fuck
did you even get in here?
592
00:25:06,873 --> 00:25:09,576
You didn't hear me say
that thing about the wind?
593
00:25:09,609 --> 00:25:11,310
How the hell
did you get out of prison?
594
00:25:11,377 --> 00:25:13,946
I'm my own abolitionist.
595
00:25:14,013 --> 00:25:16,215
Is--is this part of the act?
596
00:25:16,282 --> 00:25:18,184
Ooh, he must be playing
Nat Turner.
597
00:25:18,250 --> 00:25:21,387
No, I'm the nigga
to tell you shut up!
598
00:25:21,453 --> 00:25:22,922
What's the emergency, Pat?
599
00:25:22,989 --> 00:25:26,358
This chicken box motherfucker
right here keep calling
600
00:25:26,425 --> 00:25:29,495
these good white niggas
"ginger crickets"!
601
00:25:29,596 --> 00:25:32,064
This whole resort
is some bullshit,
602
00:25:32,131 --> 00:25:34,601
and I hope our ancestors
get together at night
603
00:25:34,601 --> 00:25:36,869
and whup yo' ass.
604
00:25:36,936 --> 00:25:38,705
I am educating people.
605
00:25:38,771 --> 00:25:41,608
Oh, you a white man trying
to educate white people
606
00:25:41,674 --> 00:25:43,610
about Black people,
and you don't even speak
607
00:25:43,643 --> 00:25:46,012
to Black people.
608
00:25:46,078 --> 00:25:47,614
That is fucked up,
huh, Pat-Pat?
609
00:25:47,614 --> 00:25:49,181
I think so.
That shit was kind of hard
610
00:25:49,248 --> 00:25:51,050
to follow right there.
611
00:25:53,686 --> 00:25:55,788
Wait,
so you made us all perform
612
00:25:55,855 --> 00:25:57,724
this super uncomfortable stuff,
613
00:25:57,790 --> 00:26:00,326
and you never even consulted
with real Black people?
614
00:26:00,392 --> 00:26:02,629
No.
615
00:26:02,695 --> 00:26:04,764
But I read several books
on slavery.
616
00:26:04,831 --> 00:26:06,666
And I skimmed several more.
617
00:26:06,733 --> 00:26:08,267
But the movies--oof.
618
00:26:08,334 --> 00:26:10,036
They were steeped
in trauma porn.
619
00:26:10,102 --> 00:26:13,205
You don't think
that this is trauma porn?
620
00:26:13,272 --> 00:26:15,007
You're profiting off
of our pain.
621
00:26:15,074 --> 00:26:16,242
Amen!
622
00:26:16,308 --> 00:26:18,144
Oh, now you're
saying "amen," huh?
623
00:26:18,210 --> 00:26:19,679
- Mm-hmm.
- Well, this right here
624
00:26:19,746 --> 00:26:25,284
is no different
than what you been doing...
625
00:26:25,351 --> 00:26:27,486
to Janelle.
626
00:26:30,690 --> 00:26:34,326
See that moment of realization
in your face?
627
00:26:34,393 --> 00:26:36,796
And that's why you call
Cousin Marcus.
628
00:26:36,863 --> 00:26:38,264
Nobody ain't called you.
629
00:26:38,330 --> 00:26:39,298
Tiffany?
630
00:26:39,365 --> 00:26:40,867
- Tiffany!
- What?
631
00:26:40,933 --> 00:26:43,202
He never even spoke
to any Black people.
632
00:26:43,269 --> 00:26:44,303
They're offended.
633
00:26:44,370 --> 00:26:45,938
Oh, my God.
634
00:26:46,005 --> 00:26:47,406
I'm s--I'm so sorry.
635
00:26:47,473 --> 00:26:49,508
- I'm so sorry!
- Stop it!
636
00:26:49,575 --> 00:26:51,277
Stop it.
Now you're offending them
637
00:26:51,343 --> 00:26:52,679
with your white tears.
638
00:26:52,679 --> 00:26:55,114
Oh! I-I was just trying
to be a good ally.
639
00:26:55,181 --> 00:26:57,249
I'm not a bad person, really!
640
00:26:57,316 --> 00:26:58,985
Damn, they free now?
641
00:26:59,051 --> 00:27:01,120
I had a julep coming.
642
00:27:01,187 --> 00:27:04,290
Marcus, you in this episode?
643
00:27:04,356 --> 00:27:06,693
A little bit.
644
00:27:06,726 --> 00:27:08,127
So this what you think
I'm doing,
645
00:27:08,194 --> 00:27:10,596
trying to fix a problem
without asking how to do it?
646
00:27:10,697 --> 00:27:12,164
- Yeah.
- What else am I supposed
647
00:27:12,231 --> 00:27:13,299
to do, Janelle?
648
00:27:13,365 --> 00:27:14,701
That's what parents do.
649
00:27:14,734 --> 00:27:17,569
But parents should talk
without assuming.
650
00:27:17,704 --> 00:27:19,571
And you shouldn't be putting
your hands on your kids.
651
00:27:19,706 --> 00:27:20,907
Mm.
652
00:27:20,973 --> 00:27:23,275
I gotta whup
your ass sometime, but look--
653
00:27:25,812 --> 00:27:28,948
I can't lie, I-I really thought
them snacks and--
654
00:27:29,015 --> 00:27:31,818
and gifts was gonna, you know,
cover up my bullshit.
655
00:27:31,884 --> 00:27:33,886
But--but you do deserve
an apology,
656
00:27:33,953 --> 00:27:38,524
and I'm sorry
for doing what I did
657
00:27:38,590 --> 00:27:40,492
and how I spoke to you.
658
00:27:41,794 --> 00:27:44,964
Look, I love you, Mom, okay?
659
00:27:45,031 --> 00:27:47,767
But just because
your mom made you feel small,
660
00:27:47,834 --> 00:27:50,502
it doesn't mean you could do
the same thing to me.
661
00:27:50,569 --> 00:27:53,906
I don't want to continue
the cycle of verbal abuse
662
00:27:53,973 --> 00:27:58,577
that has clearly affected our
generation for far too long.
663
00:27:58,644 --> 00:28:02,081
It won't continue.
I promise you that.
664
00:28:02,148 --> 00:28:05,484
All anyone can do
is be better than yesterday.
665
00:28:05,551 --> 00:28:07,619
- Mm-hmm.
- Ain't that the truth?
666
00:28:07,754 --> 00:28:09,355
You did a great job, Ma.
667
00:28:09,421 --> 00:28:10,556
And you, too, Janelle.
668
00:28:10,622 --> 00:28:11,824
- Aw.
- Thanks.
669
00:28:11,891 --> 00:28:14,493
Well, I got
some wonderful daughters.
670
00:28:15,627 --> 00:28:17,764
What about us, Ma?
671
00:28:17,830 --> 00:28:20,432
I got
some wonderful daughters.
672
00:28:20,499 --> 00:28:22,168
Oh, thanks, Ma.
673
00:28:22,234 --> 00:28:24,436
Well, my work is done, huh?
674
00:28:24,503 --> 00:28:26,572
I fixed the tire on the RV.
675
00:28:26,638 --> 00:28:28,307
I fixed the toilet in the RV.
676
00:28:28,374 --> 00:28:29,776
I fixed an outlet.
677
00:28:29,809 --> 00:28:32,311
But most of all,
I fixed the family.
678
00:28:32,378 --> 00:28:33,512
Thank you, Marcus.
679
00:28:33,579 --> 00:28:35,014
Thank you.
See you at KFC.
680
00:28:38,084 --> 00:28:41,520
* *
681
00:28:43,189 --> 00:28:44,656
Well, everybody, I gotta go.
682
00:28:44,791 --> 00:28:47,559
I gotta get Cam Newton
his jacket back, huh?
683
00:28:47,626 --> 00:28:50,062
* Like a poot, I'm taking off *
684
00:28:50,129 --> 00:28:52,564
- * Like a poot in the wind *
- Ha-ha!
685
00:28:52,631 --> 00:28:56,335
* Poot in the wind,
poot in the wind *
686
00:28:56,402 --> 00:28:58,170
If he's so good
at fleeing scenes,
687
00:28:58,237 --> 00:29:00,139
why he keep on getting caught?
688
00:29:00,206 --> 00:29:01,874
Wait, before you go,
689
00:29:01,941 --> 00:29:03,442
your complimentary
resort gift bags.
690
00:29:03,509 --> 00:29:04,676
Nigga, is that cotton?
691
00:29:06,545 --> 00:29:08,480
Excuse me, Willie Lynch.
692
00:29:13,485 --> 00:29:15,554
- * She's a grown-ass woman *
693
00:29:15,621 --> 00:29:17,523
* And she don'ttake no stuff *
694
00:29:17,589 --> 00:29:19,458
* She's a grown-ass woman *
695
00:29:19,525 --> 00:29:21,660
* And you can't get enough *
696
00:29:21,727 --> 00:29:23,896
* She's a grown-ass woman *
697
00:29:23,963 --> 00:29:25,932
* With a husband and kids *
698
00:29:25,998 --> 00:29:29,068
* She's a grown-ass woman *
699
00:29:29,135 --> 00:29:34,540
* And it's"The Ms. Pat Show" *
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