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- The Ms. Pat Show
was filmed in front
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of a live studio audience.
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- Y'all ever wonder why we
have to chase our dreams?
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Why can't the motherfucker
just meet us halfway?
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The great Nelson Mandela
spent 27 years
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in jail following his dream,
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and Kaepernick was on his knees
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so long the nigga
got arthritis.
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Sometimes chasing your dream
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can trap your ass
in a nightmare.
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Just watch.
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- Hey, Pat,
somebody sent you something.
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- Who's it from?
I'm pissing.
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- Only one
of the biggest comedians
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in the whole wide world.
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[chuckles]
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I thought you
was using the bathroom.
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- I'm holding it.
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- I still can't believe
you opening for Tony Free.
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- Yeah.
- He is such a legend.
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Open it.
I want to see what he got you.
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And I hope it's so expensive,
it makes us ashamed
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of our pathetic lives.
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- Oh, my God.
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A real Rolex.
- Oh, wow.
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That is, without a doubt,
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the most expensive thing
this family owns.
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- Ah, but don't worry, Dad.
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I'm sure Mom likes
the Home Depot gift card
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you got her for her birthday
just as much.
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- Wait till you get
your birthday gift--
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oxygen.
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- Mom, what does the card say?
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- "Set your watch, Ms. Pat.
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"It's time to become a star.
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The Tony Free."
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- Oh, Pat,
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I remember when you first said
you wanted to do comedy.
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You used to play his records
over and over again to learn.
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- Girl, I was just
thinking about this today.
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My hero.
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It makes me so emotional.
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- Oh, baby,
you look like you gonna cry.
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- Thug bitches don't cry,
Terry.
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We water.
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Put this in the room.
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It's too expensive
for me to take on tour.
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Damn, Tony Free.
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- Oh, it look like
he sent a bunch of stuff
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for you kids too.
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Hey, hey, hey, hey!
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Now, don't you vultures
clean that.
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Daddy gets his cut.
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- Oh, see, now, this is cool.
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When me and Ryan
went to go see him,
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these were going
for like 50 bucks.
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- 50 bucks?
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Well, shit, Pat,
if Tony Free can get $50 a pop,
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you should be able
to get, what, $20?
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- I never really thought
about merchandise.
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- OK, so if I can make you
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some real money
with your merch,
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will you promote me from your
"ass-istant" to your manager?
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- You ain't even got
the job yet,
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and you already asking
for a damn promotion.
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- Yeah, she sound like
a real manager already.
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- Yeah, because what
does a manager make?
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Say, 20% of the cut?
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- 10.
- You got yourself a deal.
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- I didn't agree to nothing.
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- You know what?
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I'ma go call the girl who
did my "Mama died" T-shirts,
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OK, because she'd be doing
silk screen and all that shit.
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She like the Picasso
of puff paints.
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About to make you rich, Pat-Pat
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so that I, as your manager,
can get 20% of rich.
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- You just said 10.
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- OK, now, look here.
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It's my job to try.
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- Hey, we gonna miss you to
death while you're gone, baby.
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- Oh.
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- Well, hell,
where you going in a hurry?
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- You broke it off
in my underwear.
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- ♪ Come on,
it's time to go ♪
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♪ It's "The Ms. Pat Show" ♪
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- Hey, kids, I'm working
the graveyard shift tonight.
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And with your mama and Denise
out on tour,
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Janelle, you're in charge.
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- Wait, how come
Janelle is in charge?
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I'm like a whole decade
older than her.
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- Your ages are swapped
on the inside.
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- Wow.
That's what you think of me?
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- Of course not.
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And plus, Janelle is reliable.
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She's safe.
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She's boring.
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- Excuse me?
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I'm not boring.
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- Oh, baby girl.
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Night, y'all.
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Be good, or else Janelle's
gonna tell on you.
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Love you.
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- Love you, too.
- All right.
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- I'm not boring.
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[both laugh]
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You know, I could have some
kind of "Euphoria" lifestyle
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outside of here.
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- "Euphoria," Janelle?
I mean, come on.
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Your life is more like--
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what's a TV show about nerds?
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- Oh, I'm watching
one right now--
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"Keenan and Coon."
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- OK, look,
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what do you even care
if we think you're boring?
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- Because your thought
is false.
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- OK, then prove it's false.
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- OK, all right, fine.
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We're alone, right?
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There is not an adult in sight.
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- Y'all gon' stop
disrespecting me.
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I am grown!
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- I think we should
throw a party.
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- Oh, Janelle, you would never.
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- Say I won't.
- You won't.
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- Huh.
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You just said it,
so it's happening.
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- OK, yes!
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Yes!
Brandon, come on.
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Let's do it.
- It's up to Janelle.
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She was placed in charge
after all,
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so the decision is all hers.
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- Janelle?
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- Let's tear the club.
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- Up.
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Let's tear the club up.
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- Oh, oh.
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Let's tear the club up.
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- Oh, my gosh.
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- You don't mind me moving
a little Denise Grease
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on the side do you, Pat?
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- Sure, everybody need hair
product at a comedy show.
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Look, I'm nervous.
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I've never played
a place this big before.
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- Oh, please, you gon' kill it
like you always do.
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Oh, shit, there he is.
That's Tony.
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- Oh, my God,
he's coming over here.
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Motivate me!
Be my fucking manager.
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- Oh, your ass
is juicy as hell.
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- Oh, this is a squeeze-free
exit only ass.
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- No, I was talking
to my sister.
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I mean,
not that I wouldn't want
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to squeeze or exit your ass.
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- What the fuck wrong
with this lady?
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- I'm sorry, Mr. Free.
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She's stupid.
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- No, I'm actually Denise,
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Pat's sister slash ass-istant,
slash manager.
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You get it, see,
I put the ass in assistant.
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- You can hold up
with all them little ass jokes.
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I hope she ain't part
of your writing team.
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- Look.
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I just want to thank you
for all the fancy things
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that you sent me and my family,
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and the room you got me
and Denise is amazing.
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- That's the least I could do.
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Now, if you'll excuse me,
I gotta go call my wife.
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If I don't talk to her
before every show,
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I'm off my game.
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Lord knows
I love that woman so!
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- Yeah, because I actually
remember a photo of you two
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on the cover of "Jet" with
the snakes and the baby oil.
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That was classic.
- Indeed it was.
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Well, nice meeting you both.
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- Look at that.
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Man is a comedy legend.
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All this pussy on this tour,
he still like his wife.
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- Oh, and one more thing--
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any sales generated
by your little merch here,
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I get 20% of that.
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- 20%?
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God only want 10.
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- God ain't on this tour.
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But God bless you though.
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- Don't look at me like that.
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He said all big tours get 20%.
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- Well, that's
some false advertising.
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How he want 20%,
and this nigga named Tony Free?
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- All right.
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- The most devastating...
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- Uh, does this technically
qualify as a party?
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Why is there no music?
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- Because I thought people want
to hear the documentary.
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- Why are you playing
a documentary at a party?
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- It is about the race
to find a cure for sickle cell.
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- And you think
that answered my question?
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- What time does
the party start?
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- It already started.
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- I literally cannot with this.
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Are those girls playing Jenga?
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- Actually, it's the
Black version of Jenga.
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It was $3 cheaper.
It's called Benga.
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All you got to do is--
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- You embarrassing
your ancestors.
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- Well, how do you know
so much about partying?
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Aren't you like 30?
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- Did she just--
- She did.
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- We 30-somethings
invented the game, OK?
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- Facts.
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Y'all generations
don't know nothing.
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What y'all got, YouTube?
We had "106 & Park."
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- OK, y'all got TikTok.
We had Myspace.
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- What's Myspace?
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- It's like the house phone
of social media.
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- What's a house phone?
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- Well, if y'all
30-somethings do it better,
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show us how it's done.
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- Please,
Ashley and I used to throw some
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of the most legendary parties
back in the day.
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- Mm-hmm, Mama being 14 when
I was born had its advantages.
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- So y'all really want
our help?
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- Yes.
- Please.
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- All right, well, first,
secure the perimeter,
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and get some music going,
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something that's gonna get
people out on the dance floor.
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All right?
No questions asked.
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- Come out the gate
with songs everybody knows.
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The big guns--
"Blow the Whistle,"
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"Back that Ass Up,"
"My Neck, My Back."
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- The "Macarena."
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Now, the drinks--
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is that a paper sign
that says water
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with an arrow
pointing to the sink?
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That is some truly
shameful shit.
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- Embarrassing.
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I'ma do a grocery run.
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- Now I see why you two
aren't real family.
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- Yeah.
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all: Benga!
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- Janelle, you going to hell.
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- Damn, it felt so good
playing this big-ass crowd.
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This is where I belong, sis.
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Felt so good
I felt like I was high.
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- Well, clearly,
you ain't never been high.
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- I want to live
in this room forever.
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You flopped on the bed yet?
- Mm-mm.
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I ain't done that yet.
- Flop on the damn bed!
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- Ooh.
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If only this mattress
was a nigga named Rufus.
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You know,
I appreciate you, Pat,
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bringing me on your big tour,
seeing the world,
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staying in this beautiful room.
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[banging on door]
- Pat, Denise!
253
00:09:43,448 --> 00:09:44,655
Get out the room!
254
00:09:44,724 --> 00:09:47,379
[banging on door]
255
00:09:47,448 --> 00:09:49,413
- Mr. Free, what do you mean,
get out the room?
256
00:09:49,482 --> 00:09:51,000
You just put us in the room.
257
00:09:51,068 --> 00:09:54,000
- I know I did,
but my cousins have arrived,
258
00:09:54,068 --> 00:09:55,344
and I promised them a room.
259
00:09:55,413 --> 00:09:57,413
- Well, get em another one.
260
00:09:57,482 --> 00:10:00,620
- Ain't no 'nother one.
261
00:10:00,689 --> 00:10:03,068
- Well, where are
we supposed to go?
262
00:10:03,137 --> 00:10:06,931
- The hotel is sold out
because I'm playing here.
263
00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:09,034
- Where the hell
we supposed to stay?
264
00:10:09,103 --> 00:10:11,586
- Are the bitches
out the room yet, Tony?
265
00:10:11,655 --> 00:10:13,724
'Cause baby is horny.
266
00:10:13,793 --> 00:10:15,758
- I'm sorry about my cousins.
267
00:10:15,827 --> 00:10:19,241
- Uh-huh, I hate
when my cousin gets horny.
268
00:10:19,310 --> 00:10:20,689
- Ooh, Tony, baby.
269
00:10:20,758 --> 00:10:22,344
They got the good pistachios
up in here.
270
00:10:22,413 --> 00:10:25,379
- Girl, don't play.
You know you a Planters ho.
271
00:10:25,448 --> 00:10:29,896
- Listen, you want to stay
on the tour, don't you?
272
00:10:29,965 --> 00:10:33,275
I need you to be
out of here in 30.
273
00:10:35,551 --> 00:10:37,689
Make that 20!
274
00:10:40,758 --> 00:10:42,896
- Manager, you need to get off
your ass and start managing
275
00:10:42,965 --> 00:10:44,931
because we out on our ass now.
276
00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:46,344
- Well, not only that,
but them women
277
00:10:46,413 --> 00:10:47,896
didn't sound like his cousins.
278
00:10:49,689 --> 00:10:51,793
- Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Are you drinking?
279
00:10:51,862 --> 00:10:54,241
- Yup, and I'm not even 21.
280
00:10:54,310 --> 00:10:55,793
Would a boring person
be drinking
281
00:10:55,862 --> 00:10:59,103
a sugar-free hard lemonade?
282
00:10:59,172 --> 00:11:00,620
I don't think so.
283
00:11:00,689 --> 00:11:02,655
Turn down the club.
284
00:11:02,724 --> 00:11:04,965
[upbeat music playing]
285
00:11:05,034 --> 00:11:06,655
- Y'all--
- And this might sound boring.
286
00:11:06,724 --> 00:11:10,586
But I think my Docs and Blocks
party was way better than this.
287
00:11:10,655 --> 00:11:12,586
- Y'all!
all: What?
288
00:11:12,655 --> 00:11:13,896
- Dad got off work early.
289
00:11:13,965 --> 00:11:15,379
- Oh, shit.
- OK.
290
00:11:15,448 --> 00:11:16,689
Calm down, Ashley.
291
00:11:16,758 --> 00:11:18,310
Junebug, when does he get home?
292
00:11:18,379 --> 00:11:19,689
- He's home.
293
00:11:19,758 --> 00:11:22,689
♪ ♪
294
00:11:22,758 --> 00:11:26,413
- Everybody!
The cops are here!
295
00:11:26,482 --> 00:11:27,655
Shit.
296
00:11:27,724 --> 00:11:30,206
- That only works
for Black people.
297
00:11:30,275 --> 00:11:31,551
- Hey, everybody!
298
00:11:31,620 --> 00:11:33,310
Billie Eilish next door!
299
00:11:33,379 --> 00:11:36,206
♪ ♪
300
00:11:36,275 --> 00:11:38,137
Junebug, check the bathroom
for stray drunks,
301
00:11:38,206 --> 00:11:39,413
and do not hesitate
to dropkick
302
00:11:39,482 --> 00:11:40,517
a bitch off the toilet.
303
00:11:40,586 --> 00:11:42,206
- Dropkick drunk bitches.
Copy!
304
00:11:42,275 --> 00:11:49,172
♪ ♪
305
00:11:54,172 --> 00:11:56,586
- Hey, y'all.
What y'all still doing up?
306
00:11:56,655 --> 00:11:58,931
- Nothing.
Just watching a movie.
307
00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:00,758
- Hmm.
Why y'all out of breath?
308
00:12:00,827 --> 00:12:03,275
- Because--because--
309
00:12:03,344 --> 00:12:06,586
- We were just discussing
the scary movie we're watching.
310
00:12:06,655 --> 00:12:09,793
- Oh, oh, oh, OK.
What y'all watch?
311
00:12:09,862 --> 00:12:11,000
- "Hereditary."
- "Candyman."
312
00:12:11,068 --> 00:12:13,068
- "Silence of the Lambs."
- Jordan Peele.
313
00:12:13,137 --> 00:12:14,758
- Something's going on.
314
00:12:14,827 --> 00:12:16,517
- What?
315
00:12:16,586 --> 00:12:19,103
There's nothing going on, Pops.
316
00:12:19,172 --> 00:12:20,862
You should hit the hay.
317
00:12:20,931 --> 00:12:22,310
You look busted.
318
00:12:22,379 --> 00:12:24,206
- Yeah,
there's nothing going on.
319
00:12:24,275 --> 00:12:25,724
Remember, you put me in charge?
320
00:12:25,793 --> 00:12:27,551
Boring old Janelle.
321
00:12:27,620 --> 00:12:28,827
- Yeah, Dad.
Come on.
322
00:12:28,896 --> 00:12:30,413
Go to bed.
- All right, all right.
323
00:12:30,482 --> 00:12:31,896
Fine, fine,
but don't be screaming
324
00:12:31,965 --> 00:12:34,103
about no Freddy Krueger
and wake me up.
325
00:12:34,172 --> 00:12:36,724
Else, I'm gon' summon
that little Chucky doll,
326
00:12:36,793 --> 00:12:39,413
and I'ma sic him
on all y'all butts.
327
00:12:39,482 --> 00:12:42,310
- Hey, Daddy said
he gon' sic Chucky on us.
328
00:12:42,379 --> 00:12:44,413
Daddy, you crazy!
329
00:12:44,482 --> 00:12:47,724
- Oh, my God, I can't believe
we got away with that.
330
00:12:47,793 --> 00:12:49,931
And y'all call me boring.
331
00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:52,517
- Y'all kids in trouble now!
332
00:12:52,586 --> 00:12:55,068
Where is your mama's new Rolex?
333
00:12:55,137 --> 00:12:56,448
- What are you talking about?
334
00:12:56,517 --> 00:12:58,827
It's in you guys' room.
- No, it isn't.
335
00:12:58,896 --> 00:13:01,758
- Oh, I left it downstairs
because I went
336
00:13:01,827 --> 00:13:02,896
to go show it to a friend.
337
00:13:02,965 --> 00:13:04,068
I'll bring it up tomorrow.
338
00:13:04,137 --> 00:13:07,344
- Yeah, well, you better.
339
00:13:07,413 --> 00:13:08,620
Night.
- Night.
340
00:13:08,689 --> 00:13:10,827
- Night.
- Love you.
341
00:13:11,620 --> 00:13:14,655
- Brandon, please tell me
you have that Rolex.
342
00:13:14,724 --> 00:13:15,793
- Mm-mm.
343
00:13:15,862 --> 00:13:17,206
- Anybody?
344
00:13:17,275 --> 00:13:18,379
- Mm-mm.
345
00:13:18,448 --> 00:13:20,517
- Oh!
346
00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:31,965
- Get the fuck off me!
347
00:13:33,448 --> 00:13:36,103
- Oh, I know you ain't just
knocked me off this bed.
348
00:13:37,965 --> 00:13:40,827
- They got bugs down here,
and it stink.
349
00:13:40,896 --> 00:13:43,620
It smell like old meat
stuck in my teeth.
350
00:13:44,758 --> 00:13:50,793
I'm calling my agent because
my manager ain't managing shit.
351
00:13:50,862 --> 00:13:52,793
- In fairness,
I'd just like to say
352
00:13:52,862 --> 00:13:54,379
I'm a recovering alcoholic.
353
00:13:54,448 --> 00:13:56,103
- Uh-uh, honey,
you done had three months
354
00:13:56,172 --> 00:13:57,931
to use that alcoholic excuse.
355
00:13:58,000 --> 00:13:59,827
You just fucking up.
356
00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:04,379
- Andie's not here.
Leave a message.
357
00:14:05,586 --> 00:14:07,034
- Shit.
358
00:14:07,103 --> 00:14:09,655
Look like we gon' have
to stick it out here.
359
00:14:10,482 --> 00:14:11,931
Denise, there's
a roach in your hair!
360
00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:13,724
- What?
I know you lying!
361
00:14:13,793 --> 00:14:14,896
- Ahh!
- Pat, get it!
362
00:14:14,965 --> 00:14:16,586
Where's it at?
363
00:14:16,655 --> 00:14:18,896
- Get the fuck off me!
364
00:14:18,965 --> 00:14:20,482
- Oh, shit!
365
00:14:20,551 --> 00:14:23,413
[yelling]
366
00:14:23,482 --> 00:14:25,344
- You're both
probably wondering
367
00:14:25,413 --> 00:14:28,241
why we called you here today.
368
00:14:28,310 --> 00:14:29,517
- Ooh!
369
00:14:29,586 --> 00:14:30,724
Is it because both
our names are Tanner?
370
00:14:30,793 --> 00:14:33,034
- No, Tanner.
- You sure?
371
00:14:33,103 --> 00:14:34,482
- Yes, Tanner, OK?
372
00:14:34,551 --> 00:14:37,206
Y'all just got some
unoriginal parents.
373
00:14:37,275 --> 00:14:40,103
- Something very valuable
has gone missing
374
00:14:40,172 --> 00:14:41,793
from our mother's bedroom.
375
00:14:41,862 --> 00:14:45,655
- We have reviewed the TikToks
taken throughout the evening
376
00:14:45,724 --> 00:14:47,103
of the robbery.
377
00:14:47,172 --> 00:14:49,137
- And we've determined
that only two individuals
378
00:14:49,206 --> 00:14:50,689
went into her room--
379
00:14:50,758 --> 00:14:53,724
you, Black Tanner,
380
00:14:53,793 --> 00:14:57,103
and you, white Tanner.
381
00:14:58,896 --> 00:15:00,724
Is there anything either
of you would like
382
00:15:00,793 --> 00:15:02,482
to say for yourselves?
383
00:15:03,689 --> 00:15:04,965
- OK, fine.
384
00:15:05,034 --> 00:15:07,724
I went in there,
but I did not take anything.
385
00:15:07,793 --> 00:15:08,896
- Then why were you in there?
386
00:15:08,965 --> 00:15:11,241
- I had a very good reason.
387
00:15:11,310 --> 00:15:13,931
- Well, would you like
to share that reason with us?
388
00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:16,103
- Not really.
It's personal.
389
00:15:16,172 --> 00:15:18,379
- Why were you
in the damn bedroom?
390
00:15:18,448 --> 00:15:21,551
- Becky Martin said
she'd go down on me.
391
00:15:21,620 --> 00:15:25,827
- Well, did she
in fact go down on you?
392
00:15:25,896 --> 00:15:27,448
- Brandon.
393
00:15:27,517 --> 00:15:29,000
- Just answer the question.
- Yes!
394
00:15:29,068 --> 00:15:30,448
She did, OK?
395
00:15:30,517 --> 00:15:33,206
- OK, now, if it pleases
the court, may I ask,
396
00:15:33,275 --> 00:15:34,517
how's her head game,
my white brother?
397
00:15:34,586 --> 00:15:36,310
Did she give you
that sloppy toppy?
398
00:15:36,379 --> 00:15:37,896
- Brandon!
Sit your ass down.
399
00:15:37,965 --> 00:15:39,482
You in contempt.
400
00:15:39,551 --> 00:15:41,068
And you 30,
stay out them kids' business.
401
00:15:41,137 --> 00:15:42,724
Y'all hooked up
in our parents' bed?
402
00:15:42,793 --> 00:15:44,551
Anybody that would do
something that foul
403
00:15:44,620 --> 00:15:47,068
would have no problem walking
out of there with something.
404
00:15:47,137 --> 00:15:50,103
- Perhaps, my sister.
405
00:15:50,172 --> 00:15:55,482
But I'd still like
to ask the other Tanner.
406
00:15:56,793 --> 00:15:59,482
The tanner Tanner.
407
00:16:01,586 --> 00:16:05,344
If you will, why were you
in our parents' bedroom
408
00:16:05,413 --> 00:16:07,275
on the night of the 18th?
409
00:16:07,344 --> 00:16:09,206
- Oh, because
I stole the Rolex.
410
00:16:09,275 --> 00:16:11,551
- Man, why it got
to be the Black Tanner?
411
00:16:11,620 --> 00:16:14,034
- OK.
Where is the watch now?
412
00:16:14,103 --> 00:16:15,827
- I pawned it.
413
00:16:15,896 --> 00:16:17,000
- How much you get for it?
414
00:16:17,068 --> 00:16:18,482
- $1,500.
415
00:16:18,551 --> 00:16:19,724
- $1,500?
416
00:16:19,793 --> 00:16:21,620
A Rolex is worth
so much more than that.
417
00:16:21,689 --> 00:16:24,241
- Now, why would a guy who
owned a pawn shop lie to me?
418
00:16:25,827 --> 00:16:28,172
- Hey, let me holler
at your manager for a minute.
419
00:16:28,241 --> 00:16:29,896
- Oh, absolutely.
420
00:16:29,965 --> 00:16:31,758
- Hey, listen.
421
00:16:31,827 --> 00:16:34,241
I wasn't entirely truthful
when I was telling you
422
00:16:34,310 --> 00:16:36,137
about the ladies
that took over your room.
423
00:16:36,206 --> 00:16:38,172
- Oh, well, Tony, I'm shocked.
424
00:16:38,241 --> 00:16:39,793
Them wasn't your cousins?
425
00:16:39,862 --> 00:16:41,172
- No, they wasn't my cousins.
426
00:16:41,241 --> 00:16:43,482
They were some hos,
ladies of the night,
427
00:16:43,551 --> 00:16:45,586
some willing women,
some kneeing knockers,
428
00:16:45,655 --> 00:16:47,827
some drool dribblers.
429
00:16:47,896 --> 00:16:49,000
We were partying.
430
00:16:49,068 --> 00:16:51,413
We was having a good time.
431
00:16:51,482 --> 00:16:54,206
But as is often
the case with hos--
432
00:16:54,275 --> 00:16:55,551
- The fun dried up?
433
00:16:55,620 --> 00:16:57,206
- The fun dried up.
434
00:16:57,275 --> 00:17:00,310
So I went and checked my bill
and find out they had charged
435
00:17:00,379 --> 00:17:04,241
$200 on Toblerone alone.
436
00:17:04,310 --> 00:17:05,896
- Not Toblerone alone?
437
00:17:05,965 --> 00:17:09,275
- Toblerone alone!
438
00:17:09,344 --> 00:17:12,068
Not to mention
the expensive shit,
439
00:17:12,137 --> 00:17:14,551
room service,
massages, facials.
440
00:17:14,620 --> 00:17:15,965
- Oh, OK.
441
00:17:16,034 --> 00:17:19,413
Because if it's one thing
hos love, it's facials.
442
00:17:19,482 --> 00:17:21,000
- I went and tried
to kick them out,
443
00:17:21,068 --> 00:17:22,551
and the ho threatened
to call my wife.
444
00:17:22,620 --> 00:17:24,068
- OK.
445
00:17:24,137 --> 00:17:26,931
So these are some fuck around
and find out kind of hos.
446
00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:31,862
- So, what I need you to do
is pretend to be my wife,
447
00:17:31,931 --> 00:17:36,241
and I want you bust up in the
room and clear them hos out.
448
00:17:36,310 --> 00:17:39,068
- Would me and Pat be able
to get our room back?
449
00:17:39,137 --> 00:17:40,655
Because the place
we staying out now
450
00:17:40,724 --> 00:17:43,206
is definitely where Martin
Luther King got shot at.
451
00:17:43,275 --> 00:17:45,620
- Absolutely, deal?
452
00:17:45,689 --> 00:17:47,344
- Not quite.
453
00:17:47,413 --> 00:17:50,655
What you also going to do is
give us back our little 20%
454
00:17:50,724 --> 00:17:52,172
off the merch table.
455
00:17:52,241 --> 00:17:53,482
- Yeah, you is.
456
00:17:53,551 --> 00:17:55,241
- This woman is unbelievable.
457
00:17:55,310 --> 00:17:57,034
- Yeah, I know.
458
00:17:57,103 --> 00:18:00,413
- All right.
You got yourself a deal.
459
00:18:01,310 --> 00:18:04,344
You know, I could use
a new manager myself.
460
00:18:04,413 --> 00:18:06,103
- Hold the fuck on, Tony Free.
461
00:18:06,172 --> 00:18:07,793
Now, you might be
my hero and shit,
462
00:18:07,862 --> 00:18:10,137
but I whoop your ass
just to say I whooped it.
463
00:18:10,206 --> 00:18:12,344
Denise is my manager.
464
00:18:12,413 --> 00:18:16,344
- OK, fair enough,
but you hang on to her.
465
00:18:16,413 --> 00:18:18,551
That woman is good!
466
00:18:20,448 --> 00:18:21,758
- So it's official?
467
00:18:21,827 --> 00:18:23,793
- It's official.
- I'm your manager?
468
00:18:23,862 --> 00:18:25,068
- You're my manager.
469
00:18:25,137 --> 00:18:26,103
- And you gon' give me 20%?
470
00:18:26,172 --> 00:18:27,413
- 10, Denise, 10.
471
00:18:27,482 --> 00:18:30,172
- 11, Pat, 11?
- 10, Denise, 10!
472
00:18:30,241 --> 00:18:32,068
- 12, Pat, 12.
- 11, Denise, 11.
473
00:18:32,137 --> 00:18:33,448
- OK, you got a deal.
474
00:18:33,517 --> 00:18:34,896
- Hold the fuck on!
- OK.
475
00:18:34,965 --> 00:18:37,172
Now, lookie here, Pat.
It's my job to try.
476
00:18:40,034 --> 00:18:44,758
- Dad, while you were gone,
we had a party.
477
00:18:44,827 --> 00:18:46,206
- You what?
478
00:18:46,275 --> 00:18:47,896
- But it's not
that big of a deal.
479
00:18:47,965 --> 00:18:50,689
I mean, Brandon and Ashley
used to throw parties
480
00:18:50,758 --> 00:18:53,931
behind you guys' back
all the time.
481
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:56,000
- They what?
482
00:18:56,068 --> 00:18:57,275
- Snitches are bitches.
483
00:18:57,344 --> 00:18:58,344
- Who end up in ditches.
484
00:18:58,413 --> 00:19:00,793
both: With stitches.
485
00:19:00,862 --> 00:19:04,413
- Mom's Rolex got stolen by one
of Junebug's friends, Tanner.
486
00:19:04,482 --> 00:19:05,965
He took it to a pawnshop.
487
00:19:06,034 --> 00:19:07,448
- Damn!
488
00:19:07,517 --> 00:19:09,551
Black Tanner or white Tanner?
489
00:19:10,827 --> 00:19:12,965
- Black.
- Damn!
490
00:19:13,034 --> 00:19:15,103
- And we don't have
enough money to get it back.
491
00:19:15,172 --> 00:19:17,448
They're asking for 5,000.
- $5,000?
492
00:19:17,517 --> 00:19:19,068
- But we already have 2,000.
493
00:19:19,137 --> 00:19:20,517
We just need help
with the rest.
494
00:19:20,586 --> 00:19:22,827
Can you help put in on it?
- Come again?
495
00:19:22,896 --> 00:19:24,448
- You saw Mom's face
when she opened it.
496
00:19:24,517 --> 00:19:25,758
Tony free is her favorite.
497
00:19:25,827 --> 00:19:27,275
Can you please
float us the cash?
498
00:19:27,344 --> 00:19:30,379
- I cannot believe you kids.
499
00:19:30,448 --> 00:19:34,517
First off, why are you
telling on yourself?
500
00:19:38,172 --> 00:19:41,793
Second off, the key
to throwing an actual party
501
00:19:41,862 --> 00:19:44,137
is not getting caught.
502
00:19:44,206 --> 00:19:45,724
So all of you are disgraced.
503
00:19:45,793 --> 00:19:46,965
- Ooh, ooh.
504
00:19:47,034 --> 00:19:48,275
Not so fast, Padre.
OK?
505
00:19:48,344 --> 00:19:49,551
Because you never
actually caught us.
506
00:19:49,620 --> 00:19:52,068
- One point
for the Medicaid kids.
507
00:19:52,137 --> 00:19:53,172
- Hey, hey.
All right.
508
00:19:53,241 --> 00:19:54,344
All right.
All right.
509
00:19:54,413 --> 00:19:55,827
Let's go and get
this watch, y'all, right?
510
00:19:55,896 --> 00:19:58,275
And y'all gon' pay me back too
in monthly installments.
511
00:19:58,344 --> 00:20:00,793
Brandon, that's on top
of the rent, boy.
512
00:20:00,862 --> 00:20:02,103
- Oh, damn!
513
00:20:02,172 --> 00:20:04,206
Now I'm gon' be 35
shaking that ass.
514
00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:09,206
- Cheers.
- [laughs]
515
00:20:09,275 --> 00:20:10,896
- All right, side pieces.
516
00:20:10,965 --> 00:20:12,344
Get the fuck out.
517
00:20:12,413 --> 00:20:13,758
- And who the hell are you?
518
00:20:13,827 --> 00:20:15,758
- I'm Tony's wife, bitch.
519
00:20:15,827 --> 00:20:19,241
Now, ain't you two due
back at the gutter?
520
00:20:19,310 --> 00:20:21,482
- For real, for real?
You married to Tony?
521
00:20:21,551 --> 00:20:23,586
- That's right.
- Damn!
522
00:20:23,655 --> 00:20:25,862
Well, now I feel bad
because he done flewed us out,
523
00:20:25,931 --> 00:20:27,655
and we been fucking-fucking.
524
00:20:27,724 --> 00:20:30,000
- Many times too,
girl, separately,
525
00:20:30,068 --> 00:20:31,275
together, all the ways.
526
00:20:31,344 --> 00:20:33,034
She pulled, I tugged.
527
00:20:33,103 --> 00:20:34,482
- I tugged, she pulled.
528
00:20:34,551 --> 00:20:36,000
But at least
it's his old-ass fault.
529
00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:37,482
- OK, bitch!
530
00:20:37,551 --> 00:20:39,517
That's my husband
that you're talking about.
531
00:20:39,586 --> 00:20:42,551
Now, get the fuck out,
and you can take the door,
532
00:20:42,620 --> 00:20:45,758
or you can take this
motherfucking window, bitch.
533
00:20:45,827 --> 00:20:47,275
Which one you want?
534
00:20:47,344 --> 00:20:50,241
Now, how many pistachios
you gon' eat, bitch?
535
00:20:52,206 --> 00:20:53,620
- Uh-uh!
Don't go in there!
536
00:20:53,689 --> 00:20:55,000
Tony wife in there.
That bitch crazy, bitch.
537
00:20:55,068 --> 00:20:56,344
Crazy!
538
00:20:57,448 --> 00:20:59,034
- I can't believe
that shit worked.
539
00:20:59,103 --> 00:21:00,517
We back where we belong.
540
00:21:00,586 --> 00:21:02,103
- All we got to do
is burn the fucking sheets.
541
00:21:02,172 --> 00:21:03,413
[knocking on door]
542
00:21:03,482 --> 00:21:05,379
- Right on time, baby.
Housekeeping.
543
00:21:05,448 --> 00:21:08,310
Housekeeping!
- I ain't no damn housekeeping.
544
00:21:09,620 --> 00:21:11,068
I'm Tony Free's wife!
545
00:21:11,137 --> 00:21:14,241
- OK, well, now, listen.
- No, now, you listen!
546
00:21:14,310 --> 00:21:18,068
Now, for years I have pretended
that my husband wasn't
547
00:21:18,137 --> 00:21:21,172
throwing his hot dog
down every other hallway,
548
00:21:21,241 --> 00:21:22,862
but today,
this shit gon' stop.
549
00:21:22,931 --> 00:21:25,206
- Ain't nobody throw
no hot dog down my hallway
550
00:21:25,275 --> 00:21:26,896
but my husband.
551
00:21:26,965 --> 00:21:29,758
- Yeah, and my hallway has been
hot dog free for a minute now
552
00:21:29,827 --> 00:21:31,206
because, see, I'm newly single.
553
00:21:31,275 --> 00:21:33,103
- Shut up!
554
00:21:33,172 --> 00:21:36,103
I hired a private detective,
and she told me
555
00:21:36,172 --> 00:21:39,137
that there are two women that
are staying next door to Tony.
556
00:21:39,206 --> 00:21:40,896
- Well, we are,
but it ain't us.
557
00:21:40,965 --> 00:21:42,448
- Stop lying, heifer.
558
00:21:42,517 --> 00:21:45,379
I can still smell
his dick on your breath.
559
00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:49,068
- Bitch, that's tuna!
560
00:21:49,137 --> 00:21:50,862
- OK, now hold the fuck on.
561
00:21:50,931 --> 00:21:52,724
You not gon' be--
- No, you hold on.
562
00:21:52,793 --> 00:21:54,241
- Swinging at my sister's face.
- Oh, you want something of me?
563
00:21:54,310 --> 00:21:55,482
- Oh, I do want something!
- No, no!
564
00:21:55,551 --> 00:21:57,379
No, baby, baby, baby!
565
00:21:57,448 --> 00:21:59,137
What is you doing?
566
00:21:59,206 --> 00:22:02,655
I'm getting tired of you
and this not trusting me thing.
567
00:22:02,724 --> 00:22:05,172
That's Pat.
She's my opening act.
568
00:22:05,241 --> 00:22:07,758
That's her manager Denise.
569
00:22:07,827 --> 00:22:10,068
And the only reason they are
out here on this tour with me
570
00:22:10,137 --> 00:22:14,896
is because Pat is as funny
as you are gorgeous.
571
00:22:14,965 --> 00:22:17,000
- Oh, I'm funnier
than that shit.
572
00:22:18,931 --> 00:22:21,862
- But other than that,
ain't nothing happening.
573
00:22:21,931 --> 00:22:25,241
- And he's right
because I have too much anxiety
574
00:22:25,310 --> 00:22:27,137
to sleep with somebody
on life support.
575
00:22:27,206 --> 00:22:30,206
- And I got too much class
to sleep with people
576
00:22:30,275 --> 00:22:32,448
that work at Dollar General.
577
00:22:34,620 --> 00:22:36,827
Baby, you're
overreacting again.
578
00:22:36,896 --> 00:22:38,586
We talked about this, remember?
579
00:22:38,655 --> 00:22:41,482
About how you wrong
all the time?
580
00:22:43,344 --> 00:22:46,137
- You two would tell me,
woman to woman,
581
00:22:46,206 --> 00:22:49,275
if something was going
on out here on this tour?
582
00:22:49,344 --> 00:22:53,482
- I'ma say something that has
served me well all my life.
583
00:22:53,551 --> 00:22:55,310
I ain't see shit.
584
00:22:56,310 --> 00:22:57,896
- And Pat?
585
00:22:59,517 --> 00:23:01,103
- This motherf--
- Baby!
586
00:23:01,172 --> 00:23:02,724
Baby, did I mention--
587
00:23:02,793 --> 00:23:04,724
did I mention
that Pat is also gon' be
588
00:23:04,793 --> 00:23:07,068
doing all my radio spots now?
589
00:23:07,137 --> 00:23:10,344
I've taken it upon myself,
I'ma make that woman famous.
590
00:23:10,413 --> 00:23:12,655
- Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
591
00:23:12,724 --> 00:23:15,827
Pat, did you see anything?
592
00:23:15,896 --> 00:23:18,068
- If I saw this man cheating,
would I really be
593
00:23:18,137 --> 00:23:20,689
out here opening for him
and doing his radio spots
594
00:23:20,758 --> 00:23:23,275
for $500 extra a day?
595
00:23:23,344 --> 00:23:25,068
- $500 a day radio?
596
00:23:25,137 --> 00:23:28,000
- And then he said he was gonna
give me an additional $250.
597
00:23:28,068 --> 00:23:32,551
- Bitch, what is you talking--
no, no, no.
598
00:23:32,620 --> 00:23:34,517
That's--that's right.
599
00:23:37,103 --> 00:23:40,724
both: ♪ Reunited,
and it feels so good ♪
600
00:23:40,793 --> 00:23:42,862
- ♪ Ba-na-na-na-na, ba-ba-na ♪
601
00:23:42,931 --> 00:23:45,551
- ♪ Reunited ♪
- ♪ Bum-bum-bum ♪
602
00:23:45,620 --> 00:23:47,448
- If only Ma knew
what we just went through
603
00:23:47,517 --> 00:23:48,793
to keep her happy.
604
00:23:48,862 --> 00:23:50,827
[phone ringing]
- Oh, hold up.
605
00:23:50,896 --> 00:23:54,000
Oh, it's the devil's deaconess.
606
00:23:54,068 --> 00:23:55,827
It's your mama.
Hey, y'all, gather in.
607
00:23:55,896 --> 00:23:58,517
Let's say hi, all right.
I'ma turn on the speaker.
608
00:23:58,586 --> 00:23:59,862
Hey, baby!
609
00:23:59,931 --> 00:24:02,068
- Hey, Ma.
Are you rich and famous yet?
610
00:24:02,137 --> 00:24:04,655
Because I got
some debts to pay.
611
00:24:04,724 --> 00:24:06,034
- Not yet, baby.
612
00:24:06,103 --> 00:24:07,586
But y'all got
that Rolex anywhere near?
613
00:24:07,655 --> 00:24:09,137
- Yeah.
- Yeah, it is.
614
00:24:09,206 --> 00:24:12,172
- As a matter of fact,
we was just admiring it
615
00:24:12,241 --> 00:24:13,551
right when you called.
616
00:24:13,620 --> 00:24:14,965
You want me to go
and get it polished, baby?
617
00:24:15,034 --> 00:24:16,896
- Fuck no.
I want you to pawn it.
618
00:24:20,724 --> 00:24:22,551
- Say what now?
619
00:24:22,620 --> 00:24:24,137
- You heard me.
I want y'all to pawn it.
620
00:24:24,206 --> 00:24:26,275
Tony Free is a piece of shit,
y'all,
621
00:24:26,344 --> 00:24:28,206
and I'd rather have the cash.
622
00:24:31,137 --> 00:24:34,068
- Well, at least now
I can get my money back.
623
00:24:35,137 --> 00:24:36,827
all: Damn!
624
00:24:39,724 --> 00:24:41,896
- ♪ Reunited ♪
625
00:24:41,965 --> 00:24:46,103
all: ♪ And it feels so-- ♪
626
00:24:46,172 --> 00:24:48,103
Damn!
627
00:24:51,137 --> 00:24:53,172
- ♪ She's a grown-ass woman ♪
628
00:24:53,241 --> 00:24:55,448
♪ And she don't take
no stuff ♪
629
00:24:55,517 --> 00:24:57,448
♪ She's a grown-ass woman ♪
630
00:24:57,517 --> 00:24:59,793
♪ And you can't get enough ♪
631
00:24:59,862 --> 00:25:01,862
♪ She's a grown-ass woman ♪
632
00:25:01,931 --> 00:25:03,965
♪ With eight damn kids ♪
633
00:25:04,034 --> 00:25:07,137
♪ She's a grown-ass woman ♪
634
00:25:07,206 --> 00:25:12,655
♪ And it's
"The Ms. Pat Show" ♪
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