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- People like to pretend
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that when you get older,
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you get more secure
about yourself.
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But in reality,
your self-esteem
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can get as low as your titties.
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And then a midlife crisis
can set in.
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And gray hairs start
poppin' up in areas
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that you never thought
you would see it.
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It's almost like God
trying to be funny, y'all.
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That's why I stopped
shaving July 31st.
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'Cause I wasn't gonna
walk around
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with no bald head pussy.
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We all have realize that
it's a blessing to get old.
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Because...
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because...
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Fuck it, y'all, I was
trying to make up something
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to make me feel good.
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We'll just start
the fucking show.
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[crickets chirping]
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- Terry, turn the light off.
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Terry?
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What the hell?
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- What's goin' on?
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- Why are women
fucking on your phone?
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- What--what--what?
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It--it--it was just a pop up.
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I was just--I was
just watching a game.
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- When a nigga start moaning
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when they make a touchdown,
Terry?
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- Babe, baby.
Look now--
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- Don't baby me.
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Why you watching porn
while I'm sleep?
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You coulda just woke me up and
let me say no like a real wife.
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- Shh!
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Keep it down.
The kids are sleeping.
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- I was sleeping too
until you woke me up
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to titty-titty bang-bang
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- Okay, baby, look.
I'm sorry.
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All right?
Okay?
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Look, I-I-I wasn't even gonna
finish off with that mess.
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I was saving the rest for you.
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- I don't block
other bitches' blessing.
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- Wait, wait, hey--
hey, babe look, let me--
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let me just explain to you,
all right?
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Now I was just watching--
- Terry, take your ass to bed
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and keep your hands
where I can see 'em.
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- ♪ Hop on, it's time to go ♪
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♪ It's "The Ms. Pat Show" ♪
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- Good morning, kids.
- Good morning, parentals.
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- Good morning.
- You want some coffee, Pat?
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- Yep, I like my coffee
like you like your women,
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fresh and hot.
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- You know I don't like
my women fresh and hot.
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I like you.
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You know what I meant.
- I know what you said.
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- You guys okay?
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- We all right.
- We're fine.
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- Okay.
Oh, hey, Dad.
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- Yeah.
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- Can you drop us off
a little early?
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I wanna talk to my teacher
about some extra credit.
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- Yeah, sure, no problem.
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Ain't like I got
no place to go.
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- What is wrong with you?
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- And hurry up
so I can get back home
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and finish fixing that wall.
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- You wouldn't finish that wall
even if you got help
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from Home Depot.
- Watch!
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I'm gonna put
a smile back on your face.
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All right, y'all,
let's head on out.
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- Bye, Ma.
- For the record,
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going to school early could
be considered child abuse.
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- Boy, get your ass
out of here.
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- Junebug?
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Why got on them old, raggedy
tennis shoes?
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We just bought you
some new ones.
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- But these vintage kicks
are in.
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- You know, your daddy
don't like old tennis shoes.
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He like them new one
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with the big tongue
and the chunky bottoms.
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- Not from what I can see.
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All he wears is
them old black ones.
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- Yeah.
I like them old black ones.
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They're my favorite one.
- Get on out of here.
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- Oh, baby, could you--
could you,
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you know, keep this between us?
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I mean, all I need right now
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is your loud ass sister
getting into my business.
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- I ain't gonna tell Denise.
- Thank you.
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- Hey, Pat-Pat.
- Girl, you know I caught
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Terry watching porn last night?
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- Girl, you know, they got
a term for men who watch porn.
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It's called normal shit.
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- Don't play with me--
you the same person
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who broke up with Darnell
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when you caught him
watching porn.
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- Correction, I caught Darnell
watching tickle porn.
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- What the hell is tickle porn?
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- Grown ass men in they drawers
tickling each other.
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Oof, I was scared.
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- Well, Terry ain't into
no shit like that.
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It was just a bunch
of little young skinny bitches.
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- Well, what do young
and skinny bitches
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got to do with you?
- Not a damn thing,
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but you should've
seen them, girl.
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They was like...
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[moaning and grunting]
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[shouting]
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Girl, if I let Terry hit me
from the back like that,
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my titty would
knock me the fuck out.
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Do you think
he think I'm still attractive?
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- Oh, girl, I ain't 'bout
to do this BS with you.
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That man married you knowing
that you unemployed,
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can't cook,
and curse like a sailor.
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- Hell that's supposed to mean?
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- That you're lucky
Terry got bad taste.
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Now, see, you gonna
need to call
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one of Terry's
young bitches
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and have her bend down and pick
these oranges up for you.
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- And five more.
And four.
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- Come on baby.
- And three.
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- Come for mama.
- And two.
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- Ain't you gonna bust or what?
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- And one.
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And five more on the ground.
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Last set,
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and five, four,
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and three, and two.
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And I think
we got ten more left in us.
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- No, the fuck we don't.
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- [groaning]
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Come on, Pat-Pat.
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We were almost there.
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- That nigga trying to kill us.
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And why are you breathing
so hard with your skinny ass?
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I thought you was in shape.
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- Oh, please, my insides
look like your outside.
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Fuck this.
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Let's get
some soul food delivered.
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- I would love some soul food,
but I gotta get in shape,
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'cause Terry looking
at these young hos.
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- Girl, if you
don't get a grip.
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You married to Terry Carson,
not Terry Crews.
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- Maybe you right.
- Ah, no, I get it.
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- Look, watch this.
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- Y'all picked up
a new contract.
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- Oh, I'm so hot and thirsty.
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I'm so hot and thirsty.
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This water is so wet.
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- Yeah, that's what
I'm talking about.
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- You like that.
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I'll wash it if you want it.
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- Right, well, just tell them
that I'm available.
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I'm sorry, baby.
I'm on the phone.
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Yeah.
Yeah.
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All right, all right,
all right.
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- Oh, Pat-Pat.
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That was embarrassing.
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But you probably
should still wash it.
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So what you wanna do now?
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- Go shopping
and fuck up his credit.
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[doorbell chimes]
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- Hello, ladies.
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- Hello, Elizabeth.
Oh, Ryan is not here.
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- No, I just came by
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to pick up the jacket
that he left over here.
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- Remember you called earlier
and I told you
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Junebug would bring it
to school on Monday?
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- I know.
Okay.
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To be honest, I just needed
to get out of the house.
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- Well, come the fuck
on in then.
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Today is
my divorce anniversary.
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- They celebrate that shit?
- Yes.
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With tears and vodka.
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Ryan is gone with his dad
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and then my book club meeting
was canceled.
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So it was either drive
over here,
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sit at home and cry, or just
watch old wedding videos.
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- Goddamn, that's depressing.
- I know.
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- Junebug, Ryan mama here
for his jacket.
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- If I called Ryan like that,
he would just ignore me.
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- Child, if Junebug
ever ignored me,
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he'll be on Black Mama
Murder Mysteries.
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- Hey, Miss Patterson.
Here you go.
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- Oh.
Thanks.
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- Oh, when is Ryan coming home?
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- Well, that is up
to his father's new girlfriend.
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She wants him to bond
with her spoiled kids
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and Ryan hates them.
- He said they were cool.
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- He hates them!
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I'm sorry.
- You okay, Elizabeth?
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- Yeah.
Can I get you anything?
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Water, coffee?
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A cheap hit man?
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Never mind.
I know just what you need.
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Pat, you got some more
of that vodka?
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- We out of vodka.
- Oh, I'm not.
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What, you don't carry an
emergency bottle in your purse?
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- No, the only thing I keep
in my purse is crumbs,
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Kotex, and cocoa butter.
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- I'm sorry.
I mean, it's been a year.
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I don't--I don't know why
it's still get so worked up.
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- Who idea was it
to get a divorce?
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- It was his
and it came out of nowhere.
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I mean, he had
a gambling problem
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and then a whole other family
I knew nothing about,
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but besides that
we were perfect.
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I should have noticed that
he started losing interest.
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- Really?
- Oh, please, Pat.
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Don't even think about it.
I mean, just 'cause Elizabeth
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couldn't satisfy her husband
doesn't mean that you don't.
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No shade, but the sun is gone.
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- I know, I really do need
to get myself together.
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- Who you telling?
- Ooh, I have an idea.
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We're going to the club.
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- The club, Denise?
What that's supposed to help?
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- Well, it's supposed to help
y'all to not be so damn boring.
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Up here thinking about
some man's opinion
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when what you need to do
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is spend time with yourself,
for yourself.
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- I don't know what that is.
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- Okay, well, when was the last
time you pleasured yourself?
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- You mean like with a sex toy?
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- If I bought a sex toy
and it got stuck,
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who the fuck gonna help me
get it out?
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- Well, it better be Terry,
'cause I ain't touching it.
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Y'all really need to grow up,
especially you, Elizabeth.
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- [scoffs]
- Now we're going out tonight
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like the bad bitches
that we are.
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- Are you crazy?
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I haven't gotten out
like that in years.
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Not since I staged
my own kidnapping.
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- You weird as fuck.
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- And when was the last time
you went out, Pat?
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And a comedy club don't count.
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- The last time I went out,
me and Terry
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head on matching
Fat Albert Fubu outfits.
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- Oh, hell no.
Okay.
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So, I heard about this club
called the Sanctuary
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and it's just 40 minutes
outside of town.
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- Sounds like an adventure
I'm in.
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- Yes!
She's in, okay.
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Now you, Pat.
You in?
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You gotta stop being
a control freak
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and learn how to be
a freak-freak.
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- Yeah.
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00:11:16,275 --> 00:11:19,137
- And I know just what to do
with you guys' looks.
248
00:11:19,206 --> 00:11:22,413
We about to be
on some real hot girl shit.
249
00:11:22,482 --> 00:11:23,793
- [squealing]
250
00:11:23,862 --> 00:11:26,724
I've always wanted
to be a hot girl.
251
00:11:30,103 --> 00:11:31,724
- I mean, I could use
a night out with the girls,
252
00:11:31,793 --> 00:11:35,448
but Terry will lose his mind if
he found out I went to a club.
253
00:11:35,517 --> 00:11:37,655
- Oh, stop being a punk, okay?
254
00:11:37,724 --> 00:11:40,724
I mean, and if you're really
scared that Terry is over you,
255
00:11:40,793 --> 00:11:43,206
you might want to start
doing some things by yourself.
256
00:11:43,275 --> 00:11:45,551
- Girl, the only way Terry
could get rid of me
257
00:11:45,620 --> 00:11:48,448
is if I killed him.
258
00:11:50,965 --> 00:11:52,275
- Look, I just heard Auntie
259
00:11:52,344 --> 00:11:54,275
tell Ma
that if her and Dad break up.
260
00:11:54,344 --> 00:11:56,413
She's gotta get used
to doing things on her own.
261
00:11:56,482 --> 00:11:58,275
- You know anything out of
262
00:11:58,344 --> 00:12:01,172
Aunt Denise's mouth should be
taken with a gallon of salt.
263
00:12:02,517 --> 00:12:03,862
- I know, but you know,
264
00:12:03,931 --> 00:12:06,068
they were acting weird
this morning at breakfast.
265
00:12:06,137 --> 00:12:08,344
Remember,
arguing about that coffee?
266
00:12:08,413 --> 00:12:10,206
- Arguing is
their love language.
267
00:12:10,275 --> 00:12:11,931
- But what if
they get a divorce?
268
00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:13,965
- Okay, look, do not say that.
269
00:12:14,034 --> 00:12:15,896
All right, they're...
270
00:12:15,965 --> 00:12:17,689
they're probably
just under a lot of pressure.
271
00:12:17,758 --> 00:12:21,206
Now we need to do everything
we can to help out around here.
272
00:12:21,275 --> 00:12:24,379
Make it easier on them,
you know?
273
00:12:24,448 --> 00:12:26,931
- Yeah, you're right.
274
00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:28,689
- All right.
Well, your time is up.
275
00:12:28,758 --> 00:12:31,206
Bye-bye.
276
00:12:31,275 --> 00:12:32,965
- All right.
277
00:12:33,034 --> 00:12:36,000
Well...since they're stressed
278
00:12:36,068 --> 00:12:38,896
and we're doing our part...
279
00:12:38,965 --> 00:12:42,241
you wouldn't mind signing
this report card for me?
280
00:12:54,655 --> 00:12:56,862
- Really?
- Think about it.
281
00:12:58,448 --> 00:13:01,896
- Yes, yes, yes, a long shot
is better than no shot.
282
00:13:01,965 --> 00:13:03,655
[chuckles]
Yeah,
283
00:13:03,724 --> 00:13:05,448
I applied
for my Indiana ID.
284
00:13:05,517 --> 00:13:06,827
No, it ain't came yet,
285
00:13:06,896 --> 00:13:08,965
but I got my permit
to prove that it's coming.
286
00:13:09,034 --> 00:13:13,034
Yeah.
Good looking out, Jay, peace.
287
00:13:13,103 --> 00:13:15,862
Hey, baby, have you seen
my Indiana work permit?
288
00:13:15,931 --> 00:13:20,103
- It's in the top drawer.
- Okay.
289
00:13:20,172 --> 00:13:21,758
- Denise wants me to go
to the Sanctuary tonight.
290
00:13:21,827 --> 00:13:23,000
Ain't that crazy?
291
00:13:23,068 --> 00:13:24,931
- Denise?
Why she wanna go there?
292
00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:26,448
- 'Cause Elizabeth
was feeling down
293
00:13:26,517 --> 00:13:28,931
and she thinks
it will lift her spirit.
294
00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:30,034
And then she gonna
have the nerve to ask me
295
00:13:30,103 --> 00:13:32,068
do I wanna go and I told her--
296
00:13:32,137 --> 00:13:34,172
- Have fun.
- What?
297
00:13:34,241 --> 00:13:36,931
- I said have fun.
I'll see you when you get back.
298
00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:38,965
- You really don't care?
299
00:13:39,034 --> 00:13:41,241
- I'm shocked,
but I don't care.
300
00:13:41,310 --> 00:13:43,448
You should go more often.
Have a good time.
301
00:13:44,931 --> 00:13:47,000
- [sighs]
302
00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:54,931
- How can you study when life
as we know is about to change?
303
00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:56,758
- Would you shut up
about that?
304
00:13:56,827 --> 00:13:58,896
Mom and Dad fight
and make up.
305
00:13:58,965 --> 00:14:00,931
They're creatures of habit.
It's fine.
306
00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:03,931
- You might want to check
your bank account.
307
00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:08,034
'Cause somebody ordered
some bad bitches.
308
00:14:08,103 --> 00:14:12,068
- And they were expensive.
309
00:14:12,137 --> 00:14:14,758
[squealing]
310
00:14:14,827 --> 00:14:17,413
Oh, in case you don't
recognize me, it's me.
311
00:14:17,482 --> 00:14:20,482
It's Ryan's mom.
312
00:14:20,551 --> 00:14:23,000
- Yeah, and how you guys like
your auntie's make-over skills?
313
00:14:23,068 --> 00:14:24,413
Don't she look fly?
314
00:14:24,482 --> 00:14:26,965
- She looks like
the white version of you.
315
00:14:27,034 --> 00:14:30,379
- Oh, thank you!
- Thank you!
316
00:14:32,275 --> 00:14:34,206
- Pat, get your ass down here.
317
00:14:34,275 --> 00:14:36,620
- I don't wanna go nowhere
looking like this.
318
00:14:36,689 --> 00:14:39,206
- Pat, you said you would
let me take the lead.
319
00:14:39,275 --> 00:14:41,965
Now get down here.
You look great.
320
00:14:48,379 --> 00:14:52,275
- I look like a goddamn
Tully Tucker.
321
00:14:52,344 --> 00:14:54,965
- Would you stop it?
You look like me.
322
00:14:55,034 --> 00:14:57,931
- You look like a goddamn
Tully Tucker.
323
00:15:00,034 --> 00:15:03,586
- Wow, Ma.
Uh...wow.
324
00:15:03,655 --> 00:15:05,000
- Ditto.
325
00:15:05,068 --> 00:15:06,586
- Oh, just forget it.
326
00:15:06,655 --> 00:15:08,586
Okay, Elizabeth,
now before we go in,
327
00:15:08,655 --> 00:15:11,517
you should let me
lay them edges down for you.
328
00:15:11,586 --> 00:15:14,344
- White people
don't have no edges.
329
00:15:14,413 --> 00:15:16,379
- Okay, well, let me
lay your corners down for you.
330
00:15:16,448 --> 00:15:18,965
- Let's do it, let's do it!
- I got everything in my purse.
331
00:15:19,034 --> 00:15:20,172
We can do it in Pat's car.
332
00:15:20,241 --> 00:15:23,137
We 'bout to break
some hearts tonight.
333
00:15:23,206 --> 00:15:25,241
- If we don't break
our fucking ankles first.
334
00:15:25,310 --> 00:15:26,931
- Wait, is Daddy
going with you?
335
00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:29,034
- Yeah, he should be back from
the hardware store any second.
336
00:15:29,103 --> 00:15:32,620
- Hell no, y'all make sure
y'all don't stay up too late.
337
00:15:35,206 --> 00:15:39,103
- See, I told you!
What are we gonna do now?
338
00:15:39,172 --> 00:15:41,551
- It's so nice to see
Black people again.
339
00:15:41,620 --> 00:15:43,034
- Now I know you ladies
have been
340
00:15:43,103 --> 00:15:44,275
off the market for a while.
341
00:15:44,344 --> 00:15:46,379
So, let me give y'all
the new rules.
342
00:15:46,448 --> 00:15:48,689
Do not leave
your drink uncovered
343
00:15:48,758 --> 00:15:50,000
because they will drug you
344
00:15:50,068 --> 00:15:51,896
and drag your ass
right out this club.
345
00:15:51,965 --> 00:15:53,517
- Girl, I got on a spike.
346
00:15:53,586 --> 00:15:56,931
If they can get this off, they
can get some pussy and a tit.
347
00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:58,862
- Rule number two.
348
00:15:58,931 --> 00:16:01,896
If you lock eyes with somebody,
turn away after 1.2 seconds.
349
00:16:01,965 --> 00:16:03,448
- And what if I look longer?
350
00:16:03,517 --> 00:16:05,758
- Well, then he going to be
on your flat ass all night.
351
00:16:05,827 --> 00:16:07,551
Y'all ready?
- You good.
352
00:16:07,620 --> 00:16:09,379
Y'all don't need IDs.
- [laughs]
353
00:16:09,448 --> 00:16:10,689
- See that?
See,
354
00:16:10,758 --> 00:16:12,344
when you're a bad bitch
you don't need ID.
355
00:16:12,413 --> 00:16:15,379
- If that's the case,
I'ma need to see y'all's IDs.
356
00:16:19,793 --> 00:16:21,206
- People fuckin' young
as hell in this club.
357
00:16:21,275 --> 00:16:24,172
I can see
they umbilical cords.
358
00:16:27,413 --> 00:16:29,586
- Damn, I left
my wedding ring.
359
00:16:29,655 --> 00:16:31,137
- You good.
Nobody checking for you.
360
00:16:31,206 --> 00:16:33,103
- Fuck you!
361
00:16:35,413 --> 00:16:36,896
- Let's take a selfie.
362
00:16:36,965 --> 00:16:39,310
- Hey, aunties,
you holding up my line--get.
363
00:16:39,379 --> 00:16:41,620
- I don't even have a nephew.
364
00:16:48,931 --> 00:16:52,137
[squeals]
- Ooh, I look delicious.
365
00:16:52,206 --> 00:16:55,793
- Ew, delete that.
- Yes, please, I look fat.
366
00:16:55,862 --> 00:16:57,137
- That's for my page.
367
00:16:57,206 --> 00:16:59,793
I don't give a fuck
about y'all.
368
00:16:59,862 --> 00:17:02,862
"Girls' night out."
Bam.
369
00:17:02,931 --> 00:17:05,310
[dance music playing]
370
00:17:05,379 --> 00:17:06,862
- Goddamn,
when'd they start putting
371
00:17:06,931 --> 00:17:09,655
fireworks on the drinks?
372
00:17:09,724 --> 00:17:11,413
- Excuse me, miss,
but can I get--
373
00:17:11,482 --> 00:17:13,034
- Nigga, with all
this chocolate up here,
374
00:17:13,103 --> 00:17:14,137
the first thing you gonna do is
approach
375
00:17:14,206 --> 00:17:15,448
the first
white woman you see?
376
00:17:15,517 --> 00:17:17,517
- Yeah, you should be
ashamed of yourself.
377
00:17:17,586 --> 00:17:19,379
- Old self-hating ass nigga.
378
00:17:19,448 --> 00:17:21,413
- I was just going
to check y'all's coats.
379
00:17:21,482 --> 00:17:24,310
- Oh, hell yeah, huh.
380
00:17:26,241 --> 00:17:28,206
- Assholes.
381
00:17:28,275 --> 00:17:30,448
- What's up, ladies?
- Hey!
382
00:17:30,517 --> 00:17:31,827
- Now which one
of you old bitches
383
00:17:31,896 --> 00:17:33,344
done got they heart broke?
384
00:17:33,413 --> 00:17:35,413
- The bitch who ain't gonna
give you no tip tonight.
385
00:17:35,482 --> 00:17:38,310
- Ooh!
- And we're not old bitches.
386
00:17:38,379 --> 00:17:40,206
We're bad bitches.
387
00:17:40,275 --> 00:17:42,517
- Oh.
Well, in that case,
388
00:17:42,586 --> 00:17:45,551
I'm gon' make you cougars
my specialty,
389
00:17:45,620 --> 00:17:47,068
'cause it look like
you need it.
390
00:17:47,137 --> 00:17:51,206
I call it the "step your pussy
up in the moonlight."
391
00:17:51,275 --> 00:17:53,655
- That sounds good.
Give me a virgin.
392
00:17:53,724 --> 00:17:55,862
- Hold the fuck up.
What is in it?
393
00:17:55,931 --> 00:17:58,655
- I can't tell you that,
but what I can tell you
394
00:17:58,724 --> 00:18:00,344
is it's gonna make
you cougars forget
395
00:18:00,413 --> 00:18:03,137
about whatever you came in here
for in the first place
396
00:18:03,206 --> 00:18:06,206
and you just might suck a dick.
397
00:18:06,275 --> 00:18:08,862
- Okay.
- Make mine a double.
398
00:18:10,379 --> 00:18:12,551
- Give me a water called
"dick give me vertigo."
399
00:18:12,620 --> 00:18:14,344
- Oh, chill.
400
00:18:14,413 --> 00:18:16,448
- Ooh, a table.
401
00:18:16,517 --> 00:18:18,241
- ♪ I'ma drop it
like it's hot ♪
402
00:18:18,310 --> 00:18:19,724
- When did the young hos
start coming to the club
403
00:18:19,793 --> 00:18:21,103
in they underwear?
404
00:18:21,172 --> 00:18:24,137
They're gonna get pneumonia
in their asses.
405
00:18:24,206 --> 00:18:26,379
- Why are those men
staring at us?
406
00:18:26,448 --> 00:18:30,241
- Look away, bitch.
I said 1.2 seconds.
407
00:18:30,310 --> 00:18:33,137
Now go on--
1.2 seconds.
408
00:18:34,551 --> 00:18:36,586
They are fine though.
409
00:18:36,655 --> 00:18:39,137
- Them niggas trying to get
our Social Security checks.
410
00:18:41,655 --> 00:18:43,724
- Oh, sh--God...
411
00:18:43,793 --> 00:18:45,241
- You need some help?
412
00:18:45,310 --> 00:18:46,931
- No, no, I got it.
413
00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:49,931
I just want to get this done
before your mother gets home.
414
00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:51,793
- If she ever comes back home.
415
00:18:51,862 --> 00:18:54,758
- What?
416
00:18:54,827 --> 00:18:57,517
- Nothing.
417
00:18:57,586 --> 00:19:00,034
- Are you and Ma okay?
- We're fine.
418
00:19:00,103 --> 00:19:01,896
Why?
- I don't know.
419
00:19:01,965 --> 00:19:06,241
It's just, things feel
a little off with you guys.
420
00:19:06,310 --> 00:19:09,620
- Well...
Daddy messed up a little bit,
421
00:19:09,689 --> 00:19:12,655
but building that wall
is gonna go a long way
422
00:19:12,724 --> 00:19:15,620
in getting me out
the doghouse.
423
00:19:15,689 --> 00:19:17,482
- Wait.
424
00:19:17,551 --> 00:19:20,724
You think fixing that wall
is all you have to do?
425
00:19:22,724 --> 00:19:24,586
- Of course not, you know,
426
00:19:24,655 --> 00:19:26,344
I still got to go get some
waffle fries from Chick-fil-A.
427
00:19:26,413 --> 00:19:28,931
- [groans]
428
00:19:30,586 --> 00:19:32,793
I can't--I can't talk to him.
429
00:19:32,862 --> 00:19:35,586
- I got this.
- You got what?
430
00:19:35,655 --> 00:19:38,000
- You know what, Dad, Mom--
- Nothing--nothing.
431
00:19:38,068 --> 00:19:40,310
- Uh...
- You know...
432
00:19:40,379 --> 00:19:43,068
Ma was looking
really good tonight.
433
00:19:43,137 --> 00:19:45,275
- Oh, she always look good.
434
00:19:45,344 --> 00:19:46,724
Especially, you know, on
those rare occasions
435
00:19:46,793 --> 00:19:49,551
when she go to church,
like tonight.
436
00:19:49,620 --> 00:19:51,827
- She told you she was
going to church?
437
00:19:51,896 --> 00:19:54,482
- Yeah, with Denise.
438
00:19:54,551 --> 00:19:57,931
- Aunt Denise?
And--Dad, you--
439
00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:00,379
- That is good!
[laughs nervously]
440
00:20:00,448 --> 00:20:03,068
- Uh...
What--what's going on here?
441
00:20:03,137 --> 00:20:06,344
- Nothing.
- I don't think so.
442
00:20:06,413 --> 00:20:08,413
Knowing your auntie...
[laughs]
443
00:20:08,482 --> 00:20:10,689
She probably posting
some heathen mess
444
00:20:10,758 --> 00:20:12,724
about their church
right now online.
445
00:20:12,793 --> 00:20:15,448
- Don't do it.
446
00:20:19,034 --> 00:20:21,689
- I heard somebody
was getting wet!
447
00:20:21,758 --> 00:20:24,724
both: Dick tonight!
- Turn up!
448
00:20:24,793 --> 00:20:28,206
- What the hell?
This ain't no church!
449
00:20:28,275 --> 00:20:31,965
- But it is the Sanctuary.
450
00:20:32,034 --> 00:20:34,517
- And if she said
she was going to the sanctuary,
451
00:20:34,586 --> 00:20:36,896
then technically
she didn't lie.
452
00:20:36,965 --> 00:20:38,448
- Yeah.
I mean,
453
00:20:38,517 --> 00:20:41,551
maybe she wanted to go out
so she could feel special.
454
00:20:41,620 --> 00:20:43,931
- But I make her feel special.
455
00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:46,551
- I'm not saying you don't,
but...
456
00:20:46,620 --> 00:20:48,551
sometimes you gotta be reminded
457
00:20:48,620 --> 00:20:51,206
when you need it the most.
- Huh.
458
00:20:51,275 --> 00:20:54,413
You know what?
I got an idea.
459
00:20:54,482 --> 00:20:55,827
- Where are you going?
460
00:20:55,896 --> 00:20:59,551
- To church.
I hope I can find my Fubu.
461
00:21:03,310 --> 00:21:04,620
- [panting]
462
00:21:04,689 --> 00:21:07,103
- These new dances
is out of control.
463
00:21:07,172 --> 00:21:09,862
- Girl, who you telling?
I feel like I need a condom
464
00:21:09,931 --> 00:21:13,034
just to two step.
465
00:21:13,103 --> 00:21:16,931
What are you doing?
466
00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:20,241
- Checking on the kids.
- Girl, them kids are fine.
467
00:21:20,310 --> 00:21:23,448
- Terry might be hungry.
- He cook better than you, Pat.
468
00:21:23,517 --> 00:21:25,206
I mean, you came here
to have a good time.
469
00:21:25,275 --> 00:21:26,827
- [sighs]
470
00:21:26,896 --> 00:21:28,344
[laughs]
471
00:21:28,413 --> 00:21:30,896
- Hey, Becky,
how that drink treat you?
472
00:21:30,965 --> 00:21:33,379
- Oh, I feel like,
for the first time in my life,
473
00:21:33,448 --> 00:21:35,586
I can feel my vagina.
474
00:21:35,655 --> 00:21:37,448
- That mean that motherfucker
working hard.
475
00:21:37,517 --> 00:21:40,137
- [squeals]
476
00:21:41,103 --> 00:21:43,517
- I saw you out there,
Elizabeth--you got some moves.
477
00:21:43,586 --> 00:21:44,965
- Oh, well, thank you.
478
00:21:45,034 --> 00:21:47,413
And my husband said
Hip-Hop Abs wouldn't pay off.
479
00:21:47,482 --> 00:21:49,758
Well, go to hell, Evan!
480
00:21:49,827 --> 00:21:52,379
- She didn't say
they was good moves.
481
00:21:53,724 --> 00:21:55,965
- Y'all, I'm exhausted.
482
00:21:56,034 --> 00:21:57,862
- Me too, I couldn't
dance another--
483
00:21:57,931 --> 00:21:59,103
- You wanna dance?
484
00:21:59,172 --> 00:22:01,379
- You bet your tight little ass
I do.
485
00:22:01,448 --> 00:22:03,517
- [laughs]
486
00:22:03,586 --> 00:22:04,931
- I'm ready to go.
487
00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:07,172
- Oh, Pat,
you never even got here.
488
00:22:07,241 --> 00:22:08,655
- What are you talking about?
489
00:22:08,724 --> 00:22:10,000
- I'm saying that your body
is here,
490
00:22:10,068 --> 00:22:11,689
but your mind is at home
with Terry and kids.
491
00:22:11,758 --> 00:22:13,655
- He's probably
worried about me.
492
00:22:13,724 --> 00:22:16,275
- Then let him worry.
- But I can't.
493
00:22:16,344 --> 00:22:17,344
- You been sitting here
all night.
494
00:22:17,413 --> 00:22:18,758
You wanna dance?
495
00:22:18,827 --> 00:22:21,068
- No, baby, I'm on
three different medications
496
00:22:21,137 --> 00:22:23,689
and it is past my bedtime.
I'm an old bitch.
497
00:22:23,758 --> 00:22:25,586
- Just one dance.
- Yeah.
498
00:22:25,655 --> 00:22:27,310
Pat, it's just one dance.
499
00:22:27,379 --> 00:22:30,448
I mean, plus we can't leave
until Elizabeth stops dancing
500
00:22:30,517 --> 00:22:32,379
or gets her ass beat
for hitting somebody
501
00:22:32,448 --> 00:22:34,586
while dancing,
whichever comes first.
502
00:22:36,172 --> 00:22:40,655
- Okay.
Ooh, this young nigga strong.
503
00:22:45,379 --> 00:22:47,586
[dance music playing]
504
00:22:47,655 --> 00:22:50,000
- ♪ Y'all gonna make me
lose my mind ♪
505
00:22:50,068 --> 00:22:51,827
♪ Up in here,
up in here ♪
506
00:22:51,896 --> 00:22:54,482
- What the fuck?
507
00:22:54,551 --> 00:22:57,241
[laughs]
Goddamn.
508
00:22:57,310 --> 00:23:00,103
[laughs]
509
00:23:00,172 --> 00:23:03,379
♪ ♪
510
00:23:03,448 --> 00:23:04,965
- What the hell?
511
00:23:05,034 --> 00:23:07,724
- What the hell
are you doing here?
512
00:23:07,793 --> 00:23:09,379
- What the hell are you
doing up in here?
513
00:23:09,448 --> 00:23:10,931
- What's happening, T.D Jakes?
514
00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:12,620
You're trying to put
these titties in a sandwich?
515
00:23:12,689 --> 00:23:14,448
- I'll put you in the sandwich,
lil' shrimp.
516
00:23:14,517 --> 00:23:16,137
- Terry, calm down.
517
00:23:16,206 --> 00:23:17,827
- Don't tell me to calm down,
Denise.
518
00:23:17,896 --> 00:23:20,379
You lied about going to church
so you could come down here
519
00:23:20,448 --> 00:23:22,965
and twerk on
a chitlin circuit Drake!
520
00:23:23,034 --> 00:23:24,724
- You the one looking
at young bitches,
521
00:23:24,793 --> 00:23:27,000
like I done hit
my expiration date.
522
00:23:27,068 --> 00:23:30,586
- Hi, I am Elizabeth.
I'm Ryan's mom.
523
00:23:30,655 --> 00:23:32,862
You have a lovely home.
524
00:23:32,931 --> 00:23:35,931
- Is this the type of young
bitches that you like Terry?
525
00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:37,827
The young heifers
that was on your phone?
526
00:23:37,896 --> 00:23:39,586
- I thought we left
all that in the past.
527
00:23:39,655 --> 00:23:41,034
- You thought wrong.
528
00:23:41,103 --> 00:23:42,793
- Hey, y'all gonna have to
take this outside.
529
00:23:42,862 --> 00:23:44,137
- Hey, you better get
your hands off of me, bro.
530
00:23:44,206 --> 00:23:46,827
- Get your motherfucking hands
up off of him.
531
00:23:46,896 --> 00:23:48,793
- I knew your ass was tripping
when I first saw you.
532
00:23:48,862 --> 00:23:50,965
- I know you ain't talking
to my wife like that.
533
00:23:51,034 --> 00:23:54,172
- I am, now don't make me drag
y'all old asses out of here.
534
00:23:54,241 --> 00:23:56,000
- Man, you and what army?
535
00:23:56,068 --> 00:23:59,448
- E Bombay.
536
00:23:59,517 --> 00:24:01,000
- This nigga really got
an army.
537
00:24:01,068 --> 00:24:03,241
- It's just four against two.
They still outnumber.
538
00:24:03,310 --> 00:24:06,551
- No, it's four against three.
- Four and a half.
539
00:24:06,620 --> 00:24:08,172
And I'm getting my attorney
on the phone.
540
00:24:08,241 --> 00:24:11,206
- We gonna leave
when we good and ready.
541
00:24:11,275 --> 00:24:12,448
- Damn right.
542
00:24:12,517 --> 00:24:13,689
[gunshots]
543
00:24:13,758 --> 00:24:16,034
[people screaming]
544
00:24:19,517 --> 00:24:22,034
- Oh, my God!
545
00:24:22,620 --> 00:24:27,241
- Oh!
It was most fun ever.
546
00:24:27,310 --> 00:24:29,896
Oh, you know, I've never been
shot at before.
547
00:24:29,965 --> 00:24:31,586
- Girl, there's nobody
shooting at you.
548
00:24:31,655 --> 00:24:32,758
- It's just the way
the black clubs
549
00:24:32,827 --> 00:24:34,379
let you know
that they're closing.
550
00:24:34,448 --> 00:24:36,172
- All right.
Come on, Elizabeth.
551
00:24:36,241 --> 00:24:38,862
Let me drive
your little ass home.
552
00:24:38,931 --> 00:24:40,827
- And you can take my car.
- Yeah.
553
00:24:40,896 --> 00:24:42,931
'Cause she ain't got no car.
554
00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:45,896
- Don't do that.
You won't get it back.
555
00:24:45,965 --> 00:24:47,206
- He lying.
556
00:24:47,275 --> 00:24:50,724
I'ma bring your car back
in the morning.
557
00:24:50,793 --> 00:24:52,689
'Cause I got to go by
my new piece house.
558
00:24:52,758 --> 00:24:54,724
- Oh, you go, girl.
You have at it.
559
00:24:54,793 --> 00:24:58,551
- Oh, my God, I love hanging
with white people.
560
00:25:02,724 --> 00:25:05,000
- Hey, baby, um...
561
00:25:05,068 --> 00:25:08,689
I'm sorry about
making you feel insecure.
562
00:25:08,758 --> 00:25:12,034
I mean, you know,
not that I'm opposed to it,
563
00:25:12,103 --> 00:25:15,965
but I don't really
watch porn like that.
564
00:25:16,034 --> 00:25:19,862
I just needed a distraction.
565
00:25:19,931 --> 00:25:22,482
- A distraction from what?
- [sighs]
566
00:25:22,551 --> 00:25:25,275
Just for something to
567
00:25:25,344 --> 00:25:29,758
keep my mind off of
feeling useless around here.
568
00:25:29,827 --> 00:25:32,137
- You're never useless.
- I know,
569
00:25:32,206 --> 00:25:35,896
but it's just hard
remembering that sometimes.
570
00:25:35,965 --> 00:25:39,379
- I'm here to remind
you of that.
571
00:25:39,448 --> 00:25:43,034
- You don't know how lucky
572
00:25:43,103 --> 00:25:46,620
you make me feel
573
00:25:46,689 --> 00:25:48,310
to have you in my corner.
574
00:25:48,379 --> 00:25:52,000
I mean, even though
you saw what you saw...
575
00:25:52,068 --> 00:25:56,310
I only have eyes
and lips for you.
576
00:26:08,793 --> 00:26:10,206
- What about the other thing?
577
00:26:10,275 --> 00:26:13,862
- Well, you know,
that's all yours too,
578
00:26:13,931 --> 00:26:17,965
but you might not be able
to get it as much as you want,
579
00:26:18,034 --> 00:26:23,000
since I go back
to work this week.
580
00:26:23,068 --> 00:26:26,448
- See, I told you you didn't
have nothing to worry about.
581
00:26:26,517 --> 00:26:29,689
- And as usual, you were right.
582
00:26:29,758 --> 00:26:32,034
- Good.
583
00:26:35,517 --> 00:26:38,206
What is all this?
584
00:26:38,275 --> 00:26:41,379
We gonna make a video
for you to watch?
585
00:26:41,448 --> 00:26:42,827
- No, just a little
something-something
586
00:26:42,896 --> 00:26:43,862
for my one and only.
587
00:26:43,931 --> 00:26:45,379
- And you finished the wall.
588
00:26:45,448 --> 00:26:46,862
Did you get help
from Home Depot?
589
00:26:46,931 --> 00:26:49,758
- No, but I did get some help.
590
00:26:49,827 --> 00:26:53,379
- [laughs]
591
00:26:53,448 --> 00:26:56,172
Thank you, baby.
Really?
592
00:26:56,241 --> 00:26:59,172
- Oh, girl.
You thought that was it?
593
00:26:59,241 --> 00:27:03,068
♪ Tonight will be
a special night ♪
594
00:27:03,137 --> 00:27:07,103
♪ No matter where we go ♪
595
00:27:07,172 --> 00:27:10,758
♪ And I'm so proud
to be with you ♪
596
00:27:10,827 --> 00:27:13,758
♪ So proud to share your love ♪
597
00:27:13,827 --> 00:27:15,034
♪ You got me saying ♪
598
00:27:15,103 --> 00:27:19,793
all: ♪ My-my-my,
my-my-my-my ♪
599
00:27:19,862 --> 00:27:23,965
♪ You sure look good tonight,
yeah ♪
600
00:27:24,034 --> 00:27:27,379
- ♪ And, girl,
you are so damn fine ♪
601
00:27:27,448 --> 00:27:28,517
♪ You got me saying ♪
602
00:27:28,586 --> 00:27:30,793
♪ My-my-my ♪
603
00:27:30,862 --> 00:27:36,103
♪ My, m-m-m-my ♪
604
00:27:37,482 --> 00:27:41,034
♪ Yeah ♪
605
00:27:45,413 --> 00:27:47,310
[funky music]
606
00:27:47,379 --> 00:27:49,379
- ♪ She's a grown-ass woman ♪
607
00:27:49,448 --> 00:27:51,758
♪ And she don't
take no stuff ♪
608
00:27:51,827 --> 00:27:53,724
♪ She's a grown-ass woman ♪
609
00:27:53,793 --> 00:27:56,103
♪ And you can't get enough ♪
610
00:28:04,379 --> 00:28:06,103
- ♪ She's a grown-ass woman ♪
611
00:28:06,172 --> 00:28:08,620
♪ And she don't
take no stuff ♪
612
00:28:08,689 --> 00:28:10,551
♪ She's a grown-ass woman ♪
613
00:28:10,620 --> 00:28:12,862
♪ And you can't get enough ♪
614
00:28:12,931 --> 00:28:14,689
♪ She's a grown-ass woman ♪
615
00:28:14,758 --> 00:28:16,862
♪ With a husband and kids ♪
616
00:28:16,931 --> 00:28:19,931
♪ She's a grown-ass woman ♪
617
00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:23,206
♪ And it's the Ms. Pat Show ♪
618
00:28:23,275 --> 00:28:25,931
♪ ♪
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