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Hello, Umbrella Broadband, how can I help you?

I'm calling...

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about...

Hello?

Sir, can you hear me?

my...

Hello?

Sir, are you there?

bill.

Hi, my name's Greenwood.

I'm calling about my bill.

You're through to Umbrella Broadband.

Thank you for holding.

Your call is important to us.

Please wait, and a customer service representative

will be with you shortly.

You're through to Umbrella Broadband.

Thank you for holding.

Your call is important to us.

Please wait, and a customer service representative

will be with you shortly.

You're through to Umbrella Broadband.

Thank you for holding.

Your call is important to us.

Please wait, and a customer service-

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Year eleven student, flaky but loyal.

Received first ever blow job two nights ago.

Current mood, ecstatic.

Music, music, music, music.

Music's the pleasure.

Pleasure. Pleasure.

Music's the pleasure.

Counting, counting, counting,

counting, counting, counting...

Pleasure, pleasure.

Music, music, music.

Music's the pleasure.

Dad?

Music's...

the... pleasure...

the...

human soul...

experiences... from...

counting...

without... being...

aware it's...

counting.

I like that one.

Please wait, and a customer service

representative will be with you shortly.

Your through to Umbrella Broadband.

Thank you for holding.

Your call is important to us.

Please wait, and a customer service representative

will be with you shortly.

You're through to Umbrella Broadband.

Thank you for holding.

Your call is important to us.

Please wait, and a customer service representative

will be with you shortly.

...in touch with someone who can,

or in touch with my son,

but your company is not communicating with him.

So, would you please either communicate with me,

or get in touch with my son.

This seems to be the problem.

The website is not able to access it.

Otherwise, I wouldn't be ringing you, would I?

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Charity worker, dependable,

funny, but quiet in large groups.

Dreams of escaping to Buenos Aires

to set up a wine bar.

Loves words...

hence despises text speak.

Okay.

Hey, El, sorry only getting back to you now.

Amazing that you're in London.

I'd love to meet with you,

but the thing is, my bloody cousins are visiting

and I...

No, no, no...

Excuse me, can you tell me where the Blue Swan Cafe is, please?

Blue Swan Cafe?

Oh, God, I'm so sorry.

- Sorry. - Blue Swan. Sure.

Through the crossroads, second left,

you can't miss it.

What am I doing?

Hi, Ellie.

So sorry I haven't gotten back to you.

If you're still in London,

and by some chance, still want to meet me,

I'd love to meet you.

Yours sincerely, World's Biggest Dickhead.

Send.

I just don't fucking trust you.

- You don't trust me? - No, of course I fucking don't.

- Why don't you trust me? - Because what you're like.

- What you do. - What am I like?

What are you fucking staring at him like that for, huh?

- I wasn't staring at him. - Yes, you fucking were, I saw you!

- I fucking saw you! - I wasn't staring at him!

What is the matter with you? Shut the fuck up!

I know you are!

Don't fuck me around, okay?

What the fuck do you want?

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When you're doing something where you're taking a bit of mud,

you take it out of the ground,

you can really the fruits of your labor

and I think there's very satisfying about...

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Reclusive typographer.

Invisible to the naked eye.

Communication skills of an infant.

Excels in the art of self-pity.

Ellie, hello. Hi.

- Great to finally meet you... - Nice to meet you in person.

- It's great to you... - Nice to meet you.

These flowers, I got them for you.

I got you these... I bought you these...

- These flowers... - Feels like a first date...

My nose? Cosmetic surgery.

Yeah, had a little bit of work.

- Oh God, I look like a serial killer. - I'm not a serial killer.

- I look like a serial killer. - Here's something...

I was worried I would come here and you...

I was going to give you flowers or something... A book.

I had flowers, thought they were too cheesy.

Six months, it's crazy...

I now realize this is probably just as cheesy.

I'm sorry, Ellie. But you know...

- I'm really sorry, Ellie. - I thought that...

I was worried I'd get here, and you wouldn't be here.

It's weird.

I just thought...

I just thought after I didn't reply,

you'd leave London and never speak to me again.

I really messed up...

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