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"In my body, dancing and understanding begin in the abdomen."

At ten years old,

I will be 48.

At 15 years old,

I'll be 53.

At 39 years old,

I'll be...

77.

When I was ten years old,

he was 64.

When I turned 15, he 69.

He should now be...

77.

Dude!

But what is this place?

What is that?

Hit the gas!

Go!

Where are we?

Fuck, let's go!

- Come on! - Good morning... how are you...?

My goodness!

Is this "Driving Miss Daisy"?

Hit the fucking gas!

This is a very old car.

Wait a second!

All that smoke has nothing to do with this gas can, right Jonathan?

Don't ask if you don't want to know.

Let's go!

I don't want to go to jail.

Wait, let's be careful.

Ladies!

- Stop insulting people, please. - You are looking great!

Sure.

I've had it with...

Oh, really!

I'm so tired of being homosexual!

There are those who say they will do, and those who do it.

I act, you know that.

There were minors in that club.

I just spared 150 fags all my traumas.

I know what you'll say, Milagros.

But the law goes too slow,

and that bastard kept doing it.

Who?

Tonic?

Wasn't he dead?

That's what I thought.

I yearn for a smoke.

I have a curse.

I am a mermaid.

Take me to the sea

or I'll start to dry out.

That can be the plan, right?

The sea is far enough.

I had another plan.

Are you kidding?

Go!

Let's go! Go!

I'm coming.

Ok.

♪ It's this thirst for life that makes us ♪

♪ drink from any stream. ♪

♪ Murky waters can also calm the yearning. ♪

♪ Neither the flora that grows in the wild ♪

♪ nor you ♪

♪ rejects the bitter chalice next to your lips. ♪

Honey.

Honey!

Pictures.

Oh, yes.

Two days left in your fertility window.

I've been taking iron and folic acid for 3 months

to prepare my bones and be ready.

This time I'm sure I conceive.

My destiny is to be a housewife.

To cook dinners,

raise children,

go shopping.

I'm looking for the man of my life.

And I know he will appear soon.

I actually like listening to her.

Constantly questioning people is tiresome.

I can't handle it anymore.

Oh, please!

It is so backward that it is transgressive.

Each time I question myself.

Do I keep quiet or do I say it?

Do I keep quiet?

or do I say it?

I keep quiet.

It is a good trap to stop thinking for a while.

I should start doing it.

Can you imagine?

Someone tell me what to do at all times, please?

Of course, honey.

How wonderful!

Let privilege cloud our sight!

What a good line!

Is not mine.

Oh shit, is that how it rings when I call you?

Where are you?!

You had gynaecologist today. I see it in your calendar.

- Your room is a pigsty! - I needed some air.

And you took my 1967 Corvair, right?

It's a very delicate car. Its parts are super expensive.

You can't pay rent, how would you pay for a new gear box?

Can I know where are you?

Do not leave the hood open.

Who are you with?

I love my daddy.

How did you know it was my father?

Every daughter changes her voice when she talks to her daddy.

So divine.

Do you have daddy issues, Queen?

♪ Beloved Pyromaniac ♪

♪ burn the edgings ♪

♪ of this adolescence. ♪

♪ Never put your life on fire ♪

♪ on fire. ♪

Milagros!

Milagros!

What!

What is going on?

Are we stopping?

Damn! Here says...

full tank.

How is it gonna be full, after driving for hours.

Damn, these secondary roads!

They have no fucking gas station.

You're nuts.

We just passed one minutes ago.

Really?

Yes, I saw it with these eyes.

There was a lady selling melons!

You're distracted with what she told you!

Distracted.

Not in the present.

I'm not present.

Stop the car!

It's stopped!

How do you open this?!

It's stopped. Fuck! Can't you see it won't start?

No, wait.

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

What is she doing now?

We must leave this... We need to get gas.

Walking?

I had it with "Priscilla, Queen of the Desert"!

Where's your man?

Who knows?

If you tell me your name...

Do you hear it?

The sea is over there. Let's go.

I'll guess it.

Milagros!

Are you at the Wailing Wall?

Are you kidding me?

Come on, I'm drying out!

I'm drying out.

I'm drying out.

I'm drying out.

To the water!?

Grab my jacket.

Drying...

Yes?

Tonic, I called 100 times. The club burned.

Burned?

Yes, yesterday. Firemen came.

Was it and arson?

There are evidences. We wait for the security videos.

I'll send them when I get them.

I have to hang up now.

Strawberries!

Cool strawberries!

Cool water! Freezing water!

Beer!

Strawberries!

Strawberries!

Cold water!

Come on, girl. Come on.

Tell me, tell me.

Well, some strawberries please.

Girlfag!

But what is this?

Cold beer!

Fresh beer! How nice!

And strawberries for my prince.

I don't care for that.

Oh, so good.

I know this.

Let's see, aquatic kitten,

I know this face...

I read you. What do you want?

What do you crave?

What are you looking for in me?

In 20 years, how do you see yourself?

What's this about now?

I know that all this self-sufficiency,

independence...

that mask...

I think that you will like to be accompanied at 60.

Maybe.

But I still don't see the love and couples thing...

One must have very hairy balls

to put up with the same person for so many years.

You and me, we don't spend much time together...

otherwise...

Sure, but a daughter's love is unconditional.

Look pretty face,

neither you nor I can afford paying diapers.

What if we pay them together?

A dysfunctional family together.

It's the perfect plan, man.

Think about it.

Jonathan,

I don't know anyone

nobody

who could be a better father than you.

Yes, dear, but

why do you want to be a mother?

Why do you want to be alone all your fucking life?

Well, look,

I need to take a walk.

Hello.

Hey.

What are you doing?

But how does this work exactly?

Is this like Tinder?

There are no faces!

No, darling.

We don't like faces in here.

Faces are very boring.

They do not smell, do not taste...

do not ejaculate.

The face is the mirror of the soul.

And God does not get in here.

Look, I like this one.

This one.

What are you doing, reading the profiles?

There is a lot of data here.

There is a lot of data

much more than in the public sperm donors.

What the fuck.

Darling, nobody here will fuck with you.

They are gay.

I know that,

that's not the plan.

Honestly,

I can't stand my tail for long.

I love my legs,

and what's between them.

I must go to the dovecote and see Paloma.

I need to take care of my fertility

before I start to dry out again.

To take care of your fertility?

What do you mean?

I have a curse.

You must meet Paloma.

Take me to her.

We must get the car.

And find gas.

Twice a year they kidnap the media for a month,

we used to cover Pride or March 8th,

on that day and the day before.

Then it was talked for a week,

and now we have to stand it a whole month!

So if you don't care for these identity debates...

With such beautiful eyes I would eat your pussy.

Why don't you eat my ass, faggot?

Faggot? Who is the faggot here?

Motherfucker.

- Say it again, fag! - You must slow down.

Say it to my face!

I'll kick your fucking ass, faggot!

But calm down.

Shit yourself now!

You shit your pants.

Motherfucker!

What's up?

Milagros!

Milagros, stop!

Milagros!

Run!

Run!

My crown is broken!

Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.

Start this shit, fuck! He is coming!

How the fuck you start this!

Start it, dammit!

Milagros!

Motherfucker!

♪ Imagine you won a race ♪

♪ and the prize was another race ♪

♪ I have a feeling someday I'll be free. ♪

♪ You won a race ♪

♪ and your prize was another race ♪

♪ and another race ♪

I see.

What do you see?

A little thing.

What little thing do you see?

I see.

I see.

I spy

I spy

I spy with my little eye.

Impossible not to love her.

I see.

I see.

I don't see!

Fuck, second gear!

I see a little thing.

- What a piece of junk. - What do I see?

Seriously?

What do I see?

We are going to get stranded.

Oh my God.

Crazy!

What a scare!

He almost kills me.

What would you do without me, Milagros?

What the hell is this?

Who the hell are you?

Vit-Coke anyone?

- Where did you come from? - Maybe I'm escaping an artist residency.

Awful!

Did you say coke?

No, sorry, cola.

Immune system boost.

Harmony of natural flavours.

Sounds like it revives the dead. It was here in your car.

Shall we wait for these to go, while we get to know each other?

Of course not.

Oh, I love them.

Hello!

I'm a mermaid.

I'm coming for you.

But who are you?

I'm just a drifter looking at the stars in daylight.

Sorry, I am not used to treating unknown drifters.

- You know the movie? - Of course!

I love horses.

This seems a good place for my vaginal steaming.

Your what?

When preparing for motherhood,

you must get rid of the energies that came in there.

Which in your case, I'm sure there will be plenty.

And very harmful.

Are there anal ones too?

Honey, shit comes out of the ass,

not life.

But what exactly is that?

This can not be learned alone,

you need someone who knows how to...

listen well.

I'm a big listener.

Can you hear that?

That's my car!

That's my car!

Let's go!

Hit the gas!

Motherfuckers, stop the car!

Stop the car!

♪ Through the bullets ♪

♪ and in your face ♪

♪ the morning light ♪

♪ fast as luck ♪

♪ hopefully knocks my door. ♪

That's my car.

What you say, nutty!

This is my cousin's he got it in Rota's base.

Really?

Of course.

How many people are in here?

What's this? A school trip?

Open the compartment, smart-ass.

Let's see if your uncle's face is in the permit.

Maybe it says Miracles, you will need them, Blondie.

Greetings to the authority.

What's happening here?

Do you know the passenger limit?

Come on,

out of the vehicle, please.

Look, officer,

we left this car without gas in a dessert.

The first fine for you

for parking improperly

and the second for running out of gas.

Don't you get it? There's a real crime here.

These guys stole our car.

My love, give me the gun.

Get down on the floor.

Be good.

And you too.

Honey.

Come on!

"Cristina y Los Subterráneos", on the ground.

And you too, dyke. Hide the nipples.

Let's go, let's go.

And you, tell a joke to entertain them.

Not a joke, but I could sing a song.

Alright.

The world is a grain of dust

in space.

The science of men is word.

The peoples, the animals

and the flowers of the seven climates

are shadows of nothing.

Let's write their fine.

Name and ID number.

I didn't bring my wallet.

You should give it.

Our mother used to say

the farthest place on earth was Pernambuco.

"At the end of Pernambuco!"

I was in Pernambuco.

I wanted to call Javier to say that:

Javier I am calling you from Pernambuco.

I asked, what brings you to Brazil? Why are you in Pernambuco?

Do you remember what I told you about the casino?

about the roulette...? It worked.

We made 200 million pesetas in Madrid's Casino.

Look at that car.

Looks like one I had!

So he said:

"We made 200 million pesetas at the casino".

I like your style, brunette.

The best experience I've ever had was

oral sex with tea.

What?

You take a cup of tea

take a gulp, and

come down with the mouth full of tea,

the tea needs to make contact with the genitals.

But did you try it?

I really recommend it! Good luck!

- Let's give the body some joy! - Good!

Excuse me.

Could you give me a glass of water?

Thank you.

This thirst for life makes you

drink from any stream.

You even drink tea.

How healthy.

You come from healthy habits, or is it to prevent genetic diseases?

Healthy habits, yes.

And you are an artist...

Yes, miss.

Painter?

Painter and sculptor.

We must take this to Paloma.

It's broken.

I hope it doesn't have consequences.

I have a curse.

Where did you find it? This looks like the Carambolo Treasure.

May I?

Carambolo's Treasure?

The liturgical trousseau of goddess Astarté.

She is the goddess of fertility.

I'm very interested.

Also of love

and sexuality.

She can associate opposites and reverse them.

She breaks with all prohibitions.

I need this Milagros.

Motherhood is not what you think.

Take me to El Palomar.

Paloma must be there by now.

Paloma or Dovecote?

A2233.

In 500 meters, turn left.

Turn left.

In 300 meters,

keep going straight.

Keep going straight.

In 200 meters.

Your destiny is on the right.

You arrived.

Just follow the signs.

Jonathan?

Where were you?

Look what the swart has to offer.

Wanna see a baptism party?

- Of course not. - Of course.

I do!

Oh, my Álvaro Romero.

Come on in!

- Guys, I see you at the party. - We might not make it!

- Start this, melon. - Bye!

Here we come!

♪ I like to be asked ♪

♪ things that I knew ♪

♪ things that I knew. ♪

♪ I like to be asked ♪

♪ things that I knew. ♪

♪ I like to be asked ♪

♪ things that I knew. ♪

♪ I married a Caracas chick to have tons of... ♪

No, no, no.

What happened?

Do you like me?

Yes.

I don't understand.

Are you trying to get pregnant?

Hey,

I'm asking you.

Did you know having a child is the most contaminating action of the human being?

Excuse me.

I think is very selfish not to ask me.

Right.

We've been like this for 3000 years.

Sucks, right?

Okay, the thing is, you want to have my child

without my consent.

If you want to look at it that way.

You can't do it with me.

Sure.

I had a vasectomy.

Why did you come?

To deform myself?

You must meet Paloma.

Queen.

Queen?

Where are you my Queen?

Let me see.

I love this one.

He is online.

How does it go?

You send a message without a match?

Let's see.

Milagros Aguado,

are you usurping my online identity?

I remind you it is a crime.

He answered!

- Good morning, what would you like? - Good morning.

I would like toasts with tomato and ham

that's typical here, right?

Coffee with milk

if it can be skimmed, all the better.

And a fresh orange juice.

The same for me.

Two halves or a whole?

What about halves or whole?

One bread or two breads?

You mean a sandwich?

Look, drop it. I'll have some churros.

Yes, churros!

I'll give you churros, what are you texting?

Potato's?

Potatoes with churros?

I don't know.

Look at that table.

The same thing.

Okay.

Excuse me?

Do you like dodecaphonic music?

I love it.

Do I force you to hear it?

Why don't you wear some earphones?

Thank you.

Okay, it's all set with this ham.

Check him out.

Listen, I'll take you there,

you do your things,

I do my things.

But, you must bring me the condom. We'll need a cooler.

And ice cubes.

Or how do we keep it fresh?

Here you have. Enjoy.

Thanks.

Let's see. Because this is...

What do you want from me exactly?

You want me to fuck the guy from Grinder?

Yes.

That I take the condom with the semen.

Keep it in a cooler with ice,

and I bring it to you for what exactly?

To stick it up your pussy?

Of course.

Jonathan,

I didn't come to rescue you from your crimes.

Crimes... who is talking...

What if he is passive?

Lesbian sex? Ass to ass?

You need to ask about that!

The bill, please.

We get going.

Excuse me.

Would you know of a system

to keep cold a sample of delicate liquid?

Unbelievable!

Diabetics like me must always carry insulin.

I have this cold wallet that will do you wonders.

This is wonderful.

Where did you buy it?

In a pharmacy down there.

It's around 20 euros.

It's genius!

Thank you very much!

You see, I always find the right person.

Jonathan, you'll tell him you're diabetic.

In addition.

Look at what this diabetic is drinking.

Are you going to pay for the gas?

No, I am getting munchies. But I'll pay it.

I want my son to inherit from his father,

Health.

Generosity.

Honesty.

Intelligence.

Joy.

You signed me up for an orgy.

She magnifies everything she touches.

You should have asked me.

How would I know it is an orgy?

Francisco is his name.

- Is that him? - Yes.

I have to milk that one.

A man who deal with hor...

- What's his name? - Francisco.

- Francisco? - Hello.

"Joyful and olé."

I'm saying that a man who deals with horses

must be patient, great to raise a child.

Patience is what I have with you.

Look, I'll share my live location, one never knows.

People are very crazy.

Image if you get your friend kidnapped.

- Listen to me. - What?

Be on standby, and come to get me, ok?

Where you want, when you want. I'll make my plans until then.

Dovecote.

What dirty things you make me do!

A2233

In 500 meters turn left.

In 300 meters,

continue straight.

In 200 meters your destination is on the right.

You arrived.

Just follow the signs.

It is broken.

It wasn't born and is now dead.

Everything is about you, right?

Take this.

Pick one.

Pick one.

There are many.

Of course, always.

That one.

Come on.

What?

Clean it.

Is it ready?

And you?

No.

Did you know

that zebra fish actually rebuilds its own heart?

Yes, it is possible.

I have done it, I cut off a piece of its heart

and when I returned it to the water

it started swimming, as nothing had happened.

You don't have to try to impress me

going to orgies at your age is already enough.

Were you chasing me to tell me this bullshit?

Is this why you wanted me to chase you?

Why haven't you called me in 12 years?

I would have known we wouldn't see each other again.

I've come now for that.

To tell you that we will never see each other again.

Did it give you a hard-on,

to think I was waiting for you?

Yes, I enjoyed it.

Another sign of my selfishness.

I left my home

to say goodbye to you.

I am sick.

Don't lie to me anymore.

You came because I burned down your club.

I'm the one saying goodbye.

Jonathan.

Jonathan.

Jonathan, give me your hand.

Give me a hand.

Help me.

Help me.

It's good that you look at me this way.

You don't feel alive?

You think you are half dead?

Will you give live?

Or will you ask your children to give life to you?

What is the biggest life you imagine giving?

You know this can be dangerous, right?

How did we get to this?

♪ Because life is what it is, ♪

♪ I walk around leaving pieces ♪

♪ of the skins of my soul ♪

♫ amid the disillusions ♫

♫ Because life is what it is ♫

♫ I've given you so so much ♫

♫ that I have given you even on you ♫

♫ when I was loving you the most ♫

♫ and you think ♫

♫ I'm very happy. ♫

♫ And when I feel myself sinking ♫

♫ I say your name singing. ♫

♫ Filled with passion, my life, I die ♫

♫ I die to keep on loving you ♫

♫ I die. ♫

♫ I die. ♫

♫ I die to keep on loving you. ♫