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I feel like nobody ever tells. I feel like somebody always tells them. I tell

mom. No, I didn't tell my family. My sister did. My older sister. Really?

Snitch. Snitch.

Snitch.

That's fucked up. Right? Yeah.

She was a snitch.

Have you worked with Scott Nails?

Yes. Oh, you poor thing.

Anyways, today we're gonna answer some questions. You know you have to suck my

dick later.

That is true.

She is. She's ready. You also have to eat my pussy later.

Ah, not if I, uh... This is, this is, you'll buy a full play, I think.

Like, a little bit. Yeah, it's like a... She likes to talk shit.

A hate flirt.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. A good hate flirt. You're into it.

You always have something to say.

You're into it, though. I'm into it.

I prefer my dick in your mouth, to be honest.

So you're into it then? Okay, shut up. What's everyone up to lately?

Oh, I have two friends visiting.

Whoa, I forgot that one.

Three friends visiting from England. Hate to be that one friend. Yeah, sorry

about that.

Three friends visiting from England. It's my birthday tomorrow, so we're

out in the town.

It's my first birthday in our life.

Happy birthday.

Thank you. Happy early birthday. And I want to say you turned 50 yesterday,

right? I just turned, yes. I was actually 52.

Silver fox.

Right?

I look good for 52.

Mine was the other day.

How old is Kieran now? 56?

He's older than me.

I think.

He looks older than me.

So, I mean, I got that going for me. You have a little bit better of a

personality. He does or I do?

He does.

He inches it slightly.

That hurt.

My neck is getting a little stiff.

After the birthday, you've got to stop rolling it around.

What are you going to do for your birthday?

I'm going to go out on the town.

We've got a nice little wholesome dinner, haven't we, Fer?

Oh, we are going to have a wholesome dinner. Oh, you're in on this?

Yeah, she's in my wholesome dinner. Crazy, right? I do have friends.

You wouldn't think it, would you? You would not think it at all. They do have

friends. She does get invited places, occasionally.

She's going to terrorize all my British friends. I'm very excited.

What are you holding there?

I'm going to start answering questions that the fans have asked me on Twitter.

That's what we're here for. Not just to tell you you're old and grey.

Oh, and fuck you girls? That's not what we're here for?

It's at the end, Scott. How long is this going to be?

Okay. I'm so sorry. It's his first day.

From Twitter...

Have you worked with each other before?

If so, what was it like, and what do you like about each other?

Okay, like being, not hey, like. What do you like about each other?

Oh. For you two, that's what I mean. Blowjobs.

Oh, okay.

That's all I got going for me is blowjobs. Oddly specific.

Yeah, that's all I got going for me. How personal of you, Scott.

You don't like my personality?

Well, let's focus on what I do like, which is the mouth hugs.

The mouth hugs. I haven't heard that before. That's great. The little

I like those.

They're pretty cute, aren't they?

They are. I do. I like your tits are hot. Oh, thank you. Yeah, with the

path and apple on one.

Hot. Hot. I feel like you're much prettier, though, with the dick in your

I mean that in the nicest way.

Okay.

Brilliant self -esteem.

Is there anything else?

You're like, please bring me back up again.

You have a nice personality.

There we go.

There we go. Scott was nice, guys. Time stamp. When was the first time ever

Scott was fucking nice?

What do you like about Scott?

You have to be nice.

You have to be nice. Can you go first so I can copy whatever you say?

Love the moustache. Moustache is my favourite ever. Oh, that's good. That is

good. That is good.

I don't know.

You're very passionate.

And you're funny. You're fun to be around. Even when you're a bit grumpy,

still fun.

I'll take it. Yeah.

I'm actually not going to copy up that because I don't agree with those things.

Oh, okay.

That's fine. Go ahead. Let me have it. Let me have it. Go ahead.

I'm going to be nice. Never mind.

I'm going to agree with her.

You do. I really like your mustache.

You're very like, you have like a passionate fuck.

Yeah. Like, you can tell you really want to fuck when you fuck. Yeah. You know?

You give eye contact. Yeah. Which is really hard. And you can tell you're

it. You eat pussy good.

Yes, you do. You have a good tongue on you. Mm -hmm.

Nice little lizard tongue on that one.

Little gecko over here.

Thank you. You're welcome.

I try.

And the other question was, did we work all together? Which I think we already

spilled already because of the orgy.

Oh, yeah. We did. I mean, we worked together.

We did. We worked together.

we just did a scene a while back right i think last month not a while back last

month that was a while ago for hearing oh don't mention that man around here

are top three people you want to work with but haven't yet oh that's a great

question to be fair there's a lot of people at the orgy that like

Because there was so much dick and pussy you didn't get to taste and try

everything. I missed a couple. I missed a couple. And I was like, you're a

fucking legend. I want to work with you. I feel like there's too many to name.

But maybe, like, guys, small hands I'd love to work with. Xander I'd love to

work with.

J -Mac, we worked together, like, a tiny bit during the orgy, but it wasn't,

like, enough to be like, oh, yeah.

That's a good one. And Manuel, obviously.

He, like, slipped in me for a little bit and then, like, ran off again. And I

was like, I appreciate just the flippin'. J -Mac is a...

Solid. 10 out of 10. And then girls.

Angela, obviously, is a legend.

We didn't get to fuck.

I met her the other day, too. I got to fuck Cherie, though, which was

incredible. She was like an icon for me, and I was like, her Dirty Talk is

fucking top -notch.

Favorite. Yeah.

She's incredible.

For sure a favorite. I'm trying to think of other girls I haven't worked with.

There's loads. Too many to name.

Loads. There's loads of them, Gavna.

So, yeah.

lots of people haven't worked with that i want to i have a bucket list in porn

slowly taking them off one by bloody one okay next who's next answer question

go ahead baby oh wow look at him being polite that's really sweet of you oh

you did a little wink i almost got wet oh that oh like almost

Almost. Maybe, like, one more, like, nice gesture compliment I might... I'll

keep that in mind.

They're just still being polite.

It's very rare, that's why.

Who do I really want to work with? Xander, which I actually just found out

that he got added to my scene.

That's going to come true very soon. Dreams do come true in porn, ladies and

gentlemen. They really do. They come true. They do.

And... It's usually even better than you expect it to be.

Like, when they say, like, don't meet your idols in porn, that's not the case.

That's true. You want to meet your idols in porn.

Who else is someone else I want?

Scott gave me a look. Sorry.

Scott's out here throwing looks about the place.

Okay.

Who else is someone I want to work with?

I want to fuck Abigail Morris in the ass.

oh that ass yeah incredible incredible big old jiggly are

her body is beautiful as well stunning and she's so willing to please so

to please that's why i'm like i want to fuck abigail more so if she gives me

privilege to her first anal yeah just now you heard it i'm gonna cry happy

cry as you're doing it Yeah. So happy. Imagine me with like a strap on fucking

that big juicy fucking booty. Yeah, that would be really hot. Tits bouncing

everywhere. So hot.

Yeah, she'd be into it.

She'd be so into it. She'd be so into it.

How about you, Scott?

Yeah. I feel like you've been around the block enough. You've probably worked

with... That was my way of calling it.

There's a coffee shop girl I want to fuck if you guys could line that up.

How about people in the industry?

I'm pretty sure it was performer -based.

Well, I don't know. How do I know? Don't walk down the street. You, you, you.

Yeah, but how do I know?

It's a little bit creepy.

What? The coffee shop girl?

Yeah. How many times a week do you go to the coffee shop? Oh, I've only seen her

a couple times. Every day.

He's like, I don't even want coffee. I've been stalking her for like six

He talks the coffee out every time he gets back.

No, how do I know? I don't know a girl that I don't know.

No, it's in performance.

There's no one in the world that you haven't worked with who you're like,

I want to fuck that pussy.

I've pretty much fucked them, I think.

Probably. But pretty much when they get in front of me, I'm like, oh, I want to

fuck them.

I'm not like searching through and putting them on the list. That's not

do in your spare time?

No. You don't have a wish list?

Yeah, you haven't got a wish list. That's a nice way of paying it. Wish

like that.

No, because then, I don't know.

You wish you weren't here right now.

I've got enough things.

I've got enough on my plate. That's true. That's true. He's got a papaya.

Are you here right now?

Yes. Physically, yes.

Yes. And mentally, yes. He said the lights are on, but no one's home.

Like I said, you're very pretty with a dick in your mouth. All right, here we

go. For Scott.

You should probably just put your dick in my mouth then.

That's a good idea.

this yeah where's that question okay yeah i'm gonna start getting the monitor

started thinking about too much i just sit here and just start like answer the

question oh my god i wish i could reach the question i can't with my trainers as

well answer the question let me just readjust it says for scott from twitter

fuck um

Answer it. I'm answering it. No, you're stuttering.

Stop stuttering. Someone can't think straight because he's got two feet on

cock. From Twitter. At what point in your life did you decide to enter the

industry and how did you manage to get in?

I didn't make the choice. I kind of fell into it.

You fell?

You fell? Did you fall and trip?

Did it hurt when you fell?

Yeah.

Did you fall really fucking hard?

I did.

What else do you want to fall into?

Yeah, any other places or crevices you want to accidentally trip and fall into?

Yes,

actually. Are they sitting in this room with us right now?

Yeah. I think we should take a two -minute break and hear us.

That's all you need? You said two?

I'll do two.

Five minutes.

Seven minutes.

Oh, look. There's an entire room just for us. This is for us? This is meant

us? Yeah.

If it isn't, oh, fucking hell.

We can fix it.

Maybe.

Scott. Don't do it.

He's making sure it's for us.

Seven minutes, and then we'll go back to the park.

Yeah, there's your favorite tit.

Hold up. I want to suck your dick.

You wanted to have a double blowjob, didn't you? It's true.

You're like, oh, I just want two hot girls sucking my fucking dick.

Look, it's already been fucking hard for us, guys.

Who would have fucking thought?

There we go.

Here, hold my hand.

All together.

Best friends forever.

He's not best friends today.

Fuck.

Yeah, fucking torture with those fucking balls.

Yeah, there we go.

We want to have two pops today.

Yeah, we'll fucking ball.

I'm going to get the other side.

I do.

See, even though she acts like she hates you, she doesn't really.

I only like the one with dicks in me.

That looks fucking good.

I like it.

Yeah.

Oh,

shit. Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit. Oh, shit.

Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit.

Fucking good. Oh,

shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

oh my

god

Yeah, fucking bouncing that fucking cock.

Did she fuck you back?

Oh, my.

I feel so fucking good.

Stretching out your fucking tape.

Yeah,

it comes out my face.

I put it on your face and I consider it getting you guys to check.

That is a challenge, but it'll be fine later.

Put that head back down.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh,

my God. Oh,

my God.

I feel so fucking good inside. I feel fucking good.

I feel

fucking

good.

Fucking ruin

it

Oh,

I can see how wet your purse is.

Oh,

fuck.

Oh,

fuck.

Oh, something have you sidetracked from?

Juicy, nice booty.

No, look how it just fucking bounces.

Oh, my God.

Look at that fucking ass.

It just bounces on that hard fucking cotton. Oh, my God.

Just banging her every inch of you.

Just stuffing inside her tights. Yum, yum, yum, yum.

I'm sorry.

Demons like a fucking pussy.

Did you ever get sick of this view?

Are you going to pick me up?

I'm going to try to pick you up.

Yeah.

You got her? Yeah.

Whoa!

Oh, it's already starting to get inside of you.

Yeah. Yeah.

I can't believe it's fucking cold.

I can't believe it's cold.

I know you can be the perfect legend.

Oh,

yeah.

Look at you.

Look at you. Look at you. I'm afraid

of today.

I want to try it out. Come on.

See this?

And he's flexible.

Yeah.

Oh,

my God.

Give her all her vitamin.

Yeah, give her her fucking vitamin.

Thank you.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

fuck yes.

Oh, my God. Oh,

my God.

Oh, yes. Oh, yes, really.

These are good for making a fucking cock.

Thank you.

Thank you.

I can't breathe.

I can't breathe. I can't breathe.

I can't breathe.

Yeah, there we fucking go

Oh, my

God.

Fuck. Fuck.

Fuck.

Like, we never left.

Was it close?

Where's your... Okay.

I'm ready.

What was the last question?

I forgot.

My brain isn't working.

It does indeed give two rounds. It does indeed. Yeah, the answer was fulfilled

with that. Oh, what was the question again?

Dad's handu... Dick. Mouth.

I'm a little light -headed.

Calm.

Two rounds.

You guys had it started with the shit talking.

Yeah.

52, I still got it, yeah? I almost fell over. I took every drop I had.

We need an unnamed sports drink and an unnamed caffeinated drink. Well,

ladies and gentlemen, you have it here.

Brazzers' very first fucking podcast.

Thank you, Gal.

And thank you, Scott. And thank you, Ryan Reid.

Yay!

Woo!

We did it. Go team.

Round is on three.

One, two, three.

Round one.

Round three, anyone?

Yeah, round two, maybe. Can we do lunch and then you guys want to go? We might

still have to shoot our scene. I don't think that counted.

Round three. Round three. Round three.

All right, lunch.

Hydrate. We'll go again.

Bye.