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Naughty America.

Nobody. Nobody. Nobody.

Does it better.

What a party.

Oh, it was great, man. What a great party.

But where the fuck is Mark?

It's going to be New Year's in two fucking minutes and he's still not here.

You can't get a hold of him? No, he's not answering his phone. I tried to call

him on the way here. I'm sure he'll be here.

Let's just, you know, get the drinks going and maybe he'll show up. Yeah, I

know.

Oh my God, a kiss on New Year's if he's not here.

Figure it out. Don't worry. We'll figure it out. A kiss is a bottle of

champagne, I guess.

Yeah. Maybe, you know.

We'll figure it out. We've got another minute left.

Okay, well, shall we?

Let's do a New Year countdown.

We have 15 seconds.

13, 12, 11, 10, 9, 8, 7, 6,

5, 4, 3, 2, 1.

Hi!

Happy New Year!

Happy New Year, that wasn't bad.

Okay, let's pop this champagne.

Okay. I don't know how.

Twist it.

The other way. The other way.

Keep twisting.

Oh, so it gets looser. Okay, okay, okay. You got it, girl.

You're not so hard.

Our dog is freaking out. Okay.

Okay, they just pulled up. Oh, okay.

Not yet.

Okay. Okay.

Now, point it this way.

And you're going to push it. Push it and grab the top. Ready?

One, two, three. Go.

Wait, wait.

Quick, quick, quick. Let's walk.

Okay. Woo!

That's enough.

All right. Well, cheers, guys.

Cheers. Cheers.

I'll bring that up in a minute, I guess.

Cheers. Mmm.

Oh, wow.

Wow. All right. I'm going to go. I'm going to go rag. I'll be right back.

You guys just hang out. Yeah. Okay.

That was a good start to the new year. It was fun.

Let me help clean you up. Thank you.

Sometimes Mark can make it.

Okay. Honestly.

That kiss was way better than Mark could have ever kissed me, so. Yeah, fuck

that guy. You know, I had a lot of fun.

Yeah, fun of our own.

We can do one more New Year's kiss, just that. Okay. Okay. While he's gone.

I love your dress.

Thank you. I love yours.

It's really fucking short.

Yeah. I didn't have to go all night. I know. I was looking at it all night.

A little more champagne.

Yeah. You really want to make it a memorable New Year?

Yeah, start the year off right.

Yeah.

Love 2019.

Let's get 2020 started, right?

Hey, what about Finn?

We hear it all the time. Don't worry about it.

But what about Mark?

Well, he didn't even bother to show up, so... Yeah, you should have seen him.

Yeah, I didn't care.

That's pretty titty.

I love your set.

um um

You're so tight.

You sure didn't love that?

No, I love it.

Oh my god.

So

fun,

but I think it would be funner with one more person.

Yeah, we should go to the room where Quinn lives.

Are you sure?

Yeah.

They're so cute.

Oh

my

god.

Are you still ready? Yes.

to the party without me. No, I'm having a little fun.

Oh, I can see.

You having fun?

Yeah. You can always join us. Yeah, we need a boat.

Really? Well, I don't think Mark's going to show up any time soon, so... Maybe

I'll join in.

Keeps you going, huh?

I like it.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

You know that?

Mark is definitely missing out for sure.

oh my god

Yeah.

you

Naughty America.

Nobody, nobody, nobody does it better.