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I love

you.

What is it? What are you doing?

She did

not

respond.

I swear to God, I'm going to fucking

kill you. Wait, wait, wait, wait.

My daughter.

What about my daughter? Where is my daughter? Where is my daughter?

Where is she?

Where is she? What is he doing?

He's not to be concerned.

Unlike the failure of my path. This time. Oh, Jaime, please.

I'm confident I will succeed.

Oh, yes.

Yes.

There will be the side effects. Of course.

The unnatural, uncontrollable, random bone growth.

Lesions and ulcers of the epidermis.

Increased salivation.

Metamorphosis near completion.

They finally kicked in.

Holy shit.

Look at them.

They're practically fornicating in public.

I guess you weren't kidding when you said Olivia goes both ways. Look at her

working it.

Yeah, but I've never seen Kat act that wax in the head.

She must be stoned out of her mind.

I better stop this or she'll never forgive me.

First,

think about it.

Kat is old enough to do whatever she wants.

You're not her keeper.

No, I'm not, but I'm her best friend.

And if you want to keep it that way, get back and leave her alone.

How can I? I mean, look at her.

She's obviously so messed up, she doesn't even know what she's doing.

What if she does?

Look, if Kat and Josh want to sexually experiment, let them. It's not that big

of a deal.

And they're only going to resent you for it if you try to stop them.

I've known Kat for 20 years. I've never seen her act like that before.

Well, maybe she has.

Just not with you. Let it go.

Besides, you got me.

And I am a trisexual.

What does that mean?

I will try anything you want me to.

Fucking amazing, man.

This is intense.

It's like magic, isn't it?

I've saved these hits for a long time. For just the right occasion.

And tonight's the night.

What do you say, baby? Let's make some memories.

Well, it's like a whole night of those moments.

The three of us. Do it.

We'll make the kind of night we'll all never forget.

Hell yeah, I'm down.

Shit, we could all be dead tomorrow.

Let's live.

You dirty little bird.

You love it, don't you? Oh, baby, harder.

You are, without doubt, one piece of exquisite fucking arse. Oh,

God, I love your sexy James Bond accent.

That's right, baby.

I'm the commander.

Shaken, not scared.

Hold on. Hold on.

Baby, I'm almost there.

What is it? Nothing.

Why do you always pick these goddamn spots in the middle of nowhere?

After that time, you're all mad in the face of the El Rey Motel.

I'm not taking any more chances.

Why the hell did you have to bring him up? Shh.

Forget about him.

You're with a real man now.

Who's the commander, you sapper?

That's right, baby. You are the commander.

Fuck me.

Oh, yeah, baby. You are harder, harder, harder.

Harder, harder.

Fuck me.

Yeah!

You look

miserable.

Good morning.

Hey.

Where'd Kat go?

I don't know.

Probably back to the Winnebago.

Just the bathroom or something.

You coming back?

Why?

What do you have in mind?

You know I have this problem.

I'm always horny as hell when I wake up.

What are you going to do about it?

You just have to use your bathroom.

You two know why this pond is so special?

No.

Is it magical?

Well, yeah.

I guess in a way it is, sweetheart.

You see, a long, long time ago, your great -great -granddaddy brought your

grandpa here and taught him how to fish.

A few years after that, grandpa brought your daddy and I here and taught us how

to fish.

I hope that when you're all grown up and have your own children, You'll bring

them here, too.

Teach them.

Yeah, can come a family tradition.

I don't like the worms. They're itchy.

Yeah.

Uncle Ben, why'd Daddy have to die?

Your daddy loved you a lot.

He still does.

He's just up in heaven now.

I miss him a lot. I think Mommy does, too.

Of course she does.

I do, too.

You know, he always wanted to bring you out here one day.

And that's for him.

That's why I brought you out here. Do you understand?

Uncle Ben, I have to go to the bathroom.

Uh -oh.

Well, do you have to go number one or number two?

One. Okay.

Okay. You see those bushes right over there?

You just go down behind those bushes and go ahead and potty.

Ew, I don't want... to go out here? Isn't there a bathroom around?

Don't be a baby, Sadie. No, no, honey. There's no bathroom, okay?

If you want to go potty, you just have to go behind those bushes and just go

potty, okay? And now here's a tissue for you.

Just go already. You're scaring away the fish.

Take a leppy, okay?

Watch your step.

Right now. You hurry on back, okay?

And you watch out for poison ivy.

I don't like this. Not one bit.

Yeah.

How long is Kristen on Olivia?

Um, I don't know. A few months, maybe.

Ever since Olivia started working with the Dempsey Records.

Why? Dude, she's fucking hot.

Total boner material.

You have no argument here.

You feel like such an asshole for puking on her.

What? I know what you mean.

I feel like an asshole, too, if I just puked all over a girl I had a menage a

trois with. Fuck you.

I'm embarrassed enough already.

You don't have to praise me.

Kat was into it more than I was.

You should have seen the two of them going at it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I did.

Me and Prince went over there and watched for a while.

Yeah, took some video.

Downloaded it on the internet. Oh, shit, look.

It made Paris Hilton famous.

Pamela Anderson.

Tommy Lee.

What do you mean?

Something strange about last night.

It freaked Chris out, too.

I mean, she's been best friends with Kat forever.

But it was weird. I can't tell if she's mad at Kat for what she did or jealous

that Kat never came on to her.

Uncle Ben, I'm bored.

Really? Well, we just got here.

I want to go home and play the new Xbox you bought us.

Well, we're only going to be here in another hour or so.

What's your favorite game?

Star Wars.

Star Wars.

How about that other game I got you?

Phantasm? I liked that too, but Mom took it away because it was too scary.

Too scary.

She did, huh?

Sadie, you okay?

Okay, Louie, you just stay here and be careful, okay? All right, I'll be right

back.

Sadie!

Sadie!

Sadie! Sadie!

Sadie!

Sadie, you answer me now!

Uncle Ben?

Sadie!

Sadie!

Sadie, for God's sake, answer me!

Uncle Ben?

Uncle Ben?

Are you okay?

Uncle Ben?

Are you guys okay?

Uncle Ben?

Are you guys hiding from me?

Sadie?

Uncle Ben?

Uncle

Ben?

Okay, I'm going to talk to him.

Jay, is it okay?

Sure, Jay.

Open the window.

Where are we going?

A local told me about some still cuts.

Take about an hour off of my time.

Hope that local guy wasn't fucking with you.

You know, a hundred city whore movies that start out like this.

Chill out.

Trust me. I know what I'm doing.

Especially when I'm high.

Where are you?

Oh, not again.

Hey, Olivia.

Look, I don't know what was in that shit you gave us last night.

I was pretty fucked up.

And the party's over now, so why don't you get your fat ass off of my

boyfriend's lap?

Hey, Kat.

All I'm doing is sharing a joint.

There's no need to get all bent out of shape over it.

You're so beautiful.

I'm flattered you would even consider being jealous of me.

I'd rather steal you away from Josh.

I'm suffering from the Christ anger.

I really enjoyed that tonight. I could tell. I'm an excellent.

You just can't handle it right now and you're taking it out on me.

It's the shock of discovering you're repressed by such power.

Honey, the only thing that I'm repressing right now is the urge to beat

fucking face in.

I'll show you crazy

We gotta find him, man. He could still be alive.

Fucking doubt it, Jay.

There was nothing I could do.

He's fucking standing there.

In the middle of the fucking road.

Just kill the man.

Stay the fuck away from me, Kat. I mean it. What? This accident isn't Jay's

fault. It's yours. You fucking distracted him. God.

Olivia's right. You are fucking crazy. Asshole.

Bitch. Sorry.

Let's go check it out.

Shay, be careful!

What is it? What is it? What is it?

It's a big ass fucking bird!

There's nothing in there.

Let's go, let's go, let's go. Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up.

Let's go, Jay, come on.

Come on,

let's go.

Looks like I'll miss, motherfucker.

It's time to go home.

We're going home now?

Yeah, Olivia.

We're going home.

Come on, we gotta go.

Her game?

I don't want to play it anymore.

Go, go, go, go.

Well, going to die.

Those things are demons from hell.

The devil must want our souls.

Stop it, Olivia.

You're scaring me.

Don't talk like that. Please.

They're coming for us, Chris. Can't you hear them? Trying closer and closer.

Shut up. Stop it.

You're in shock, Olivia.

You don't know what you're saying.

Kat, listen.

About what I said before.

You're right.

Everything that's happening now, this is all my fault.

If I hadn't picked that stupid fight with Olivia, Jay would still be alive

we'd all be safe.

Listen. Driving home in the RV.

No, it was an accident. It's not your fault.

I am a fucking crazy bitch.

It was an accident. It was nobody's fault, all right?

You'll be okay, baby.

Yeah. All right.

That guy.

Those birds.

What the hell is going on?

I don't know, but we're going to get out of here, okay?

Promise. Promise.

Oh, babe.

I know a secret.

What is it, Olivia?

What's your secret?

Those... Shit, those are nests.

Oh, my God.

Shit.

Shit.

Get back.

Chris, stay back.

Get away. Come on.

You killed my friend, you bastard.

Do you want me to beat you?

You must remain very, very quiet.

Or there will be no beating.

living embodiments.

One greater than any single person's destiny.

Don't. Don't do this. No. Don't do this.

I have developed an overwhelming urge.

Get away from her, you perverted wretch!

You little fool.

I need her for my experimentation.

If she expires, you can have your way with her.

Sometimes you disgust me, Missy.

You're both conscious.

You will have to wait your turn.

I'm not yet finished with your friends.

What kind of fucking madhouse is this?

One which I am most proud of and one which your simple mind could not

comprehend.

Why are you doing this?

What have you done to Prince?

Subjects for my experiments have become quite scarce due to the vultures.

That is, until you three appeared.

And now.

in her entire life.

The most admirable trait, I assume.

Gouy?

Put your finger right there.

Good boy, Gouy.

I shall now administer the new test. There is no time to follow proper

procedure. I am forced to improvise.

We shall soon learn if the formula is successful.

What if it isn't?

What about Pris? What's going to happen to her, you bastard?

She will die.

I will then infect one of you and try again.

Why are you doing this to us?

Because everybody has a job.

Life passes so quickly.

I remember everything as if it happened just right.

upon the premature graves of my mother and father, that I would one day

eradicate for all time this curse on humanity which had taken them away from

A disease called cancer.

I devoted my every waking moment to study.

Nothing would stop me from my goal.

I was not only the youngest, but a world's leading biological engineer.

I was considered a genius.

I'm Mozart, with Da Vinci in the field of genetics.

I eventually succeeded where all others before me had failed.

I discovered the cure for cancer before my scientific breakthrough could be

announced to the world.

My government collapsed due to Western influence.

My research and discoveries were confiscated.

by ignorant, greedy individuals.

These thin findings were later sold to various Western interests.

The pharmaceutical conglomerates ignored the potential benefits to humanity

in favor of their own profits.

It is more profitable to treat the disease than to cure it once and for

Instead of the Nobel Peace Prize, I was ostracized by my peers who branded me a

charlatan.

That man, those who profited from my work, saw to it that I was hidden

away. The state condemned me for life to a hospital for the mentally insane.

They tried to break me, to destroy my mind.

Why did it not just kill me?

never understand.

I knew then, somehow, some way, I would have my revenge.

I could not contain my rage any longer.

I was forced to kill to survive.

My dark side was unleashed.

my hatred unbound.

All who stand in my way be damned.

I learned the names of the institutions who had purchased my findings and sought

them out.

Everywhere I was misled.

Old lies of denial and uncomplicity.

Still, I tried to convince someone to release my cure.

It was a waste of time.

I begged and I pleaded with your press to publish my story.

My credibility was ruined.

It was then I decided to punish this self -righteous, capitalistic society.

If needed, I would use terroristic methods.

I created a genetic disease to wield as a weapon.

I rage.

My wrath, my revenge.

My plague, this contagion, is spread through the exchange of bodily fluids.

It is unsupportable.

Once infected with rage, there is no hope for survival, save one.

My antidote.

Only when my full research and the crimes of these institutions against

humanity are revealed will I stop this plague.

Ignore my demands.

And rage will devour you all.

Rage was designed to infect only human beings, not wildlife.

I had not put into consideration the unique enzymes present in the digestive

system of vultures.

This creature discovered one of my expired subjects and ingested his

mutagen -tainted flesh.

In doing so, a new strain of rage was created, one

which could infect every living thing on the face of the planet.

My attempt at extortion failed.

My cure, no longer sufficient.

A new antidote must be found.

So the vultures threw monkey rats in your crazy scheme?

Yes.

The vultures could spread range to the four corners of the earth.

The results would be apocalyptic.

This is not your daddy's earth flow.

I like being normal again.

I can promise.

The serum, it has failed.

Bring me the next one, boys, and make a pot of coffee. It's going to be a long

night.

Charles!

Hey, pick on someone your own size, you half -baked transvestite freak.

Uh -oh.

everything i have strived for did i not tell you the fate of the world rests in

my hands you stupid

want to be normal, you dumb bitch.

What do you think about that?

And I beat him to death.

Just where do you two think you are going I Cannot allow you to

escape we must reap

I cannot let you run away.

There's still so much we have to do.

I have a plan.

No! No! No!

Don't be upset, my dear.

Together, we can save mankind.

You will be...

Not to save mankind.

Look how I have paid for my sacrifices.

The world is not worthy of my benevolence.

Let it be damned.

We stick you.

You and I shall repopulate the earth.

Our progeny will be immune.

Become fruitful and multiply.

A new utopia shall rise from the ashes.

I'd rather die!

You have no choice in the matter!

No. No.

Do you think we've been infected?

I don't know.

But we'll know soon enough.

How far do you think it is back to town?

Could be 10, 15 miles, if we're lucky.