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Oh, Mrs. Palmer.

How are you today?

Not too good, really.

It's my arthritis. It's been acting up. Oh, really?

Well, yes.

Well, ever since Berman had the stroke and has been confined to the wheelchair,

I've been doing everything for both of us.

Three times a week I've got to take him and put him in the bathtub and scrub the

old boy. It's been a real royal pain in the... Well, listen, listen.

I really need to get inside. I think Lita has dinner ready for me, okay?

It's been nice chatting with you.

God, I'm glad to see you. You're the best thing I've seen all day.

Oh, rough day, huh?

The worst.

God, I'm so tired. It's unbelievable.

Oh, I hate to be the one to bring this up, but Ben's coming over for dinner

tonight. Oh, no, not tonight. Not that jackass.

Well, you're the one who invited him and set this whole thing up.

Besides, he's been ignoring him lately. He was the best man at our wedding.

And he is your best friend.

Oh, and I'm making a favorite food tonight, pork chops.

Oh, great, pork chops. I hate pork chops.

And Ben, I see glimpses of them at work.

That's enough.

Well, Tom, how's married life?

What is it now, six months?

Yeah, six great months.

I tell you, though, that's one hot lady you got there. Yeah.

So tell me, how are the planes running?

Just fabulous.

It's a wonder we can get them up off the ground as old as they are.

There's one thing you won't have to worry about.

Oh, what's that?

Having a job as long as you keep them flying.

Never mind, though. As long as you keep working on them and I keep flying them,

we're knocking them dead, kid.

I still don't see why you made Lisa quit her job as a stewardess. After all, you

wouldn't have to work such long hours, then.

Oh, well, no, no. I prefer to stay home. That's how it should be.

I just don't want to have to worry about her during those layovers.

Yeah, but I think a woman like Lisa should be allowed to make her own

It was our decision, Ben.

Honey, aren't you going to eat your pork chop?

No, I'm full, thanks.

Tom just prefers for me to stay at home, that's all. I don't mind.

Well, there's plenty of things to do. Clean the house and tend to the plants.

You know, things like that.

So, Ben, what have you been doing lately?

Well, ever since I left Old Ethel, I got me this new woman.

Dynamite woman.

Angel is her name.

She makes me feel so young.

Listen, I know you people for quite a while.

Do you know why she's the best romp in town for me or for anyone else for that

matter? No.

Why?

She just turned 18 last week.

I'll get it.

Excuse me for a moment.

Mrs. Palmer.

Sorry to bother you, Tom. I've got these severe stomach cramps.

Permanate the lance of our laxatives. Thought they were the little chalk of

kisses. Ate the whole box.

Couldn't get them off the john for two days.

Do you have something to relieve me?

Sir, hold on a second.

Why don't you just come right in?

Get this door closed. I'm trying to keep all the bugs out.

Here, why don't you try some of these?

Oh, thank you, Tom. I don't know what I'd do without your neighborly attitude.

Well, I guess that will do the trick there.

I guess we'll just see you later there, Mrs. Palmer, okay?

Okay, thank you. Bye now.

For the first time, she actually came over at a good moment.

Hey, what's going on here?

Nothing.

We're talking about old times.

Yeah, I'll bet. I can't even leave my wife alone for two minutes with my best

friend. Get out of here before I really get mad.

Tom, don't you think you're overreacting?

I think you're jumping to the wrong conclusions, Tom.

You've clearly overstayed your welcome, pal. Now get lost.

Get out of my house right now before I throw you out, you big ass.

All right, Tom.

But I thought you trusted me more than that.

Thanks for the dinner, Lisa.

What a nut.

Going out with a girl young enough to be his grandchild.

Are you okay?

Are you?

Tom, he wasn't trying to make a move on me. He was just telling me I must have

placed his girlfriend in bed.

He's a funny, aging old man, Tom.

Our friend.

It wasn't necessary of you to fly off the handle like that.

I'm sorry. I just don't approve of what he's doing. I mean, these pilots, they

just want to get laid constantly on the layovers, if you'll pardon the pun.

I mean, they stay in condos with the stewardesses and housewives and... Don't

worry about me cheating on you.

I want this marriage to work.

And I love you.

I believe you.

I just don't trust anybody anymore ever since my ex -wife cheated on me.

I couldn't see it coming.

It almost put me over the edge.

I just can't take that kind of rejection again. I just can't.

Just stop it!

Face it. She doesn't want you.

Either way, you lose.

If you kill her, she's done.

If you don't, she's gone anyhow.

You stupid ass, you.

I need more than one man, Tom.

I need hundreds of static farmers.

And she gives great head.

Show him now.

Are you okay?

Oh, God.

No.

It was just a bad dream.

That's all.

Go back to sleep. Go back to sleep.

I'll get breakfast when I go out. I'll just... Oh, God.

I'll see you when I get back.

Hey, Tom, here's your paycheck.

You got a little surprise in there, too.

Hey, thanks, Stewmaster.

Hey, listen, there's been something I've wanted to ask you for a long time now.

Yeah, what's that?

How did you ever get the name Stewmaster?

Funny you ask that. I mean, it's a funny story.

When I was in the Army, I used to work in the kitchens. I was one of the cooks.

And I used to make the greatest pot of stew you ever sank your teeth into.

and everybody started calling me Stewmaster, and I guess it just sort of

That sounds pretty good.

Hey, listen.

Have you seen Ben Seltzer around today? You know, he usually comes through

around lunchtime when he's here.

No, he called in sick again.

You know, he's been messing around with that little chickie, and every time he

does... Yeah, I know. I found that out last night.

He comes by.

We get into a big argument.

I don't know. I was kind of rough on the old guy. I just wanted to apologize to

him.

Oh, well. I'll see him sometime.

Hey, Tom.

Open up your envelope. I want to see your reaction to the big surprise.

What surprise?

Oh, man. Not again.

How can they do this to us?

The airline's in trouble again. They want us to take a 40 % pay cut.

Somehow it seems the workers always get the short end of the stick. Man, I'm

going to have to get a part -time job just to make the house payment.

And I can't wait to see Lisa's reaction to this.

Well, I could get my old job back.

Marsha wants me back as her partner.

No, I don't want you to work. I want you here at home.

Well, I can get a job at a newspaper.

I took some germ classes at the... No, Linda.

I'll get a part -time job until they raise the salaries again, okay?

Well, if you have to.

But I think it's a bit much for you.

Well, I'm going shopping with Marsha. You want to come?

We can eat out.

No, no. I'm too tired.

Why didn't you do that this afternoon?

I was busy.

I'll fix dinner for you when I get home, but it'll be a few hours.

Oh god.

God, what month?

Uh, the new Fangoria.

It was adventurous and exciting, like climbing a mountain or riding down a

waterfall in a raft.

My husband had noticed our attraction to each other the night before at a

friendly get -together, so we agreed that he should come over the next day

my husband was at work to get the proper desserts.

I didn't know what it would be like to make love to my husband's best friend,

but it was an experience I'll never forget.

We made love on the living room couch in a tight embrace.

Our bodies in a passionate, lust -filled world of their own as our wildest

sexual fantasies became reality.

It's my best friend in the whole world.

Come on.

Oh, God. Come on. Tom.

So that's why Buddy Ben Collins is here today. To screw my wife.

I can't believe it.

Hey Tom,

listen, I'm sorry about last night. I feel real bad about it. And that's why I

dropped in, to apologize.

And to let you meet my girlfriend, Angel.

How's it going, Tom?

Are you into threesomes by any chance?

Not too bad there, Ben.

Come on, doll.

Listen, anyhow, I took off all day, and we've been partying all day long.

I feel like I'm 20 years old.

Listen, everything all squared away between the two of us?

Oh, we're squared away, Ben.

Good. I told you he's a nice guy.

Really. Listen, Tom, like, no offense and everything, but, you know, you seem

be kind of a boring kind of a guy, and see, we got a concert to go to, and I'm,

you know, I'm really anxious.

So, like, you know.

Zoom,

zoom, zoom.

Okay. Have a little patience. What do you have, Mike?

All right, okay, all right.

Could you do me a favor, Tom, and point out the nearest John? Because, like, I

got to take a whiz.

Oh, sure.

Go up the stairs to the right. Oh, to the right.

Would you get a purpose in life?

What a kidder. It's really something.

What a broad.

You know, I feel good, though.

I really do.

Listen, you wouldn't happen to have a tooth, would you?

What?

You know.

Grass, marijuana, joint, coke, whatever.

Do you happen to have any?

Boy, you've become a real partier there, Ben.

Let me go upstairs and check.

Hey!

Ha ha ha!

From the look on your face, we must be intact!

feel to dip your wick twice in one day.

What? You're a horny old bastard, aren't you?

What the hell are you talking about?

I don't know what you're talking about. I know what you did with my wife today,

Ben. I know what you did, you son of a bitch.

Just like in my dreams.

So I got your girlfriend to give me some head too.

Tom, is everything all right?

You spent the entire night asleep on the couch.

I was just so tired that, I don't know, once I got comfortable, I didn't feel

like moving, that's all.

I'm not too hungry.

So what are you going to do anyway today?

Well, I was going to play tennis with Marsha, but that'll have to wait until

tomorrow. I'm going to wait for the electrician to get here.

He's going to fix those wall plugs so we can get that power fan running that you

installed in the guest room upstairs.

I've got to go or otherwise I'm going to be late.

Tom, wait!

Have a nice day, honey.

We must be the electricity.

Oh, yeah.

You have some wall receptacles that aren't giving you any juice?

That's right. They're in the guest room upstairs.

Oh.

Plugs are behind the bed here if you'll just pull it out for me.

All right.

Huh.

Hey, are you mind if I lay on the bed here to take a look at these?

No, go right ahead.

So, I guess your husband works so much that he doesn't have time to do a lot of

his housework.

Yeah, he works long hours.

Sometimes I get real lonely around here, all by myself.

Oh, that's a real shame.

You know, you're a fine looking woman, like you are mine.

I wouldn't like to get in my way, if you know what I mean.

I sure do.

So, Mr.

Electrician, how would you like to be my one?

I thought you'd never ask.

After all, your reception is much more interesting than the ones I usually work

with.

You are right, amen.

Oh, no, no, no. Babe, like I told you, it's not a horror movie. It's an art

film.

Babe! You come here often?

Amanda, you got a cigarette?

Yeah.

You don't like me? Yeah.

She's a sick woman.

Just like my other wife.

They all are. She has to be stopped.

No, no, no, no. I won't kill her. It's not

her fault.

It's the sick men like Ben who have to be stopped.

They all have to be stopped from ruining my...

I'll be right there.

Why is she writing all this down?

They came in for a certain death.

The distant smell of rotten flesh.

It's your proud time.

Tom,

are you sure you don't want me to call a doctor?

You haven't been well at all lately.

No, no, no.

It's just a little virus. I'm sure it'll pass. I mean, I just really need to

rest today, that's all. The stumas will cover for me.

Okay.

I'll be back later this afternoon, then.

Oh, poor thing.

You feel feverish. Are you sure you don't want me to stay at home? I could

Marcia we could play some other time.

No, no, no. Go ahead, really. I'll be fine, I'm sure. Really, go ahead.

Okay.

I'll be back later, then.

Oh, and there's some chicken noodle soup in the cabinet if you want some.

Have fun.

a certain death.

But this is not a rotten flesh.

Yeah, yeah, this is him.

Mm -hmm.

Yeah, I just tried plugging in a ceiling fan that I installed in the guest room,

and those wall sockets that you said you fixed yesterday, well, uh, they still

don't work.

It's not my wiring, it's yours.

I don't know, it goes on and off for some reason.

Good. So you can have somebody stop by today?

Okay. Oh, yeah.

I'll be here.

Looks like she's running all right to me.

No, no, no. Just wait a minute.

Stops for no reason.

You'll see.

You know, I've never seen fan blades like that before.

And you got this thing awfully low, too.

How about a haircut, slimeball?

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

Yes.

Hi.

Whatcha doing?

Just cleaning the carpet.

I mean, it hasn't been cleaned in five months since we moved in here.

Oh.

Well, it was so dirty.

Hey, look, I'm just trying to help out, okay?

I mean, I go out to the store, I buy a longer cord so this stupid paddle fan

will work now. I mean, you know. Okay, good.

Calm down.

Well, silly, you could have just vacuumed. I mean, you didn't have to

it. Oh, no.

It was quite a mess.

More than you'll ever know.

Well, I'm going to fix dinner now. Come on down when you're finished.

Oh, I take it you're feeling better?

Much better.

So, you're going back to work tomorrow, right?

Uh -huh.

I'm not going to have to get that night job soon to compensate for that pay cut.

Oh, Tom.

You shouldn't have to work so hard.

I can help if you let me. There's no need to be so possessive of me.

Don't sweat it.

I can handle all of it.

Well, let's see what's on TV.

It doesn't work.

Well, I'll have to call Baroni's TV repair tomorrow.

They'll come out and pick it up. They usually do a pretty quick job.

Great. TV really helps our money problem.

Don't worry about the TV. I'll take it in.

When? On your way to work at 7 in the morning or on your way home at night?

You don't have time to worry about the TV.

It just makes more sense that we have them come out and pick it up, don't you

think?

Yeah, sure.

Great.

You really know all

those tiny parts before?

Oh yeah, heck yeah. Went to electronics for school for two years so I had

something to fall back on.

My ultimate goal was to open my own karate and kickboxing school.

This TV crap just paid the bills for now.

Well, if you see this, here's your problem.

That's your picture tube. It's burned out.

You also got some loose circuitry in here. It's got to go back to the shop.

Oh, great.

Well, I guess I'm going to have to miss my show.

Oh, no big deal.

I'll have this baby in the shop tonight and have it done.

I'll be back tomorrow afternoon for you.

Oh, great.

How much is it going to run?

With the special, $55.

But I'll tell you what.

I like this fellow.

Let's have it for 40.

Oh, I guess that's okay.

All right.

Well, I got your bill all up.

Here's your receipt.

I'll see you tomorrow, then.

All right.

Let me just put this bad boy in the truck.

Why are you strong?

You don't need any help, then. What? Are you kidding? I've been stressed ten

times as much as this.

My karate keeps me in top physical form. Oh, you do have a wonderful body, man.

Yeah, I know. I work out every day.

I used to do all my trophies at home. I've got second place in every karate

tournament I've ever been in.

So, do you have time for a real workout before you go?

Oh, sure, babe.

I'm always ready for some hot action.

On the job or off.

And that was exciting.

I got a package for Mrs.

Lisa Russo.

That's me. Must be the curtains I ordered for the guest room. How much do

you? $69 .95.

Oh, well, you better come in while I hunt up the cash.

We're a little short on money right now, and I didn't expect them so soon.

And I was taking a shower in case you didn't notice.

Oh, no, I had no problem noticing that.

It is hotter than a horse's ass out there today.

It's hotter than it's ever been before.

Yeah, the weather's been unbelievable.

Lisa, is that you on the wall?

Yeah, I was down a couple of years ago. I was gone.

What is this pooping dead shit?

Nah, you can't make me. You've got to lose me. I don't know what to say

This romance shit is so old, a moron would have to write all this crap.

Real people never act like these jerks in the magazines.

Yeah, you're right. They usually don't.

When you get bored and lonely, sometimes people do get a little daring.

You know, if you're not in any hurry, we could lighten up this afternoon with

some real action.

Like you said, it's a hot day.

cool off together.

Why don't you join me in my shower?

I'm coming in more ways than one.

Like, hey babe, like, I'm from Moorman Lawn Care Service, you know? I'm, like,

here to cut the grass.

Like, the waves are really kicking, you know, so I'm a little late. So I'll just

go ahead and charge you ten bucks, okay?

Like, where should I start?

Oh, I don't know anything about this, and, uh, besides, we're a little tight

money right now. Well, like, a Tom Russo called about two weeks ago, you know?

This is the right place, isn't it?

Sure is.

Well, I guess go right ahead. Um, I guess Tom knows what he's talking about.

Hey, babe, like, why don't we go back to my bachelor pad, you know?

What's that?

Like, my van, okay? My bachelor pad.

Like, I just got some really cool air conditioning and, like, carpeting put

you know? And a really hot stereo system, okay?

Best of all, I just got this really cool oversized bed, you know? Like, my pride

and joy, okay? My bachelor pad.

Wow, that sounds great.

I'd like to see that oversized bed.

Let's jet, Dave. I'll pick you up.

Boy, and Dad wanted me to be adopted.

Wow.

Oh, hi, Dan.

Yes, I'm almost ready for you.

Well, I can't just break away.

Tom would suspect something, and I don't want to make him mad.

Okay.

Okay, I'll let you know.

It'll be soon, I promise.

Okay, bye.

in one day!

That bitch!

She doesn't know how much work is involved in taking care of three in one

Darling, I didn't know you'd come in.

Oh, you look terrible. What is it?

Well, I put off telling you as long as I can.

I've got to do something about these bills!

I've got a night job now, so I'm not going to be here much. I want you to go

stay with that stupid mother of yours until I can get this straightened out.

Tom, you're just going to wear yourself out.

Why don't you just let me... No!

I want you to leave tomorrow morning.

I don't want to have to worry about you or your safety.

Well, I still think we should handle your pay cut together.

Just let me help pay the bills.

I don't know if that's what makes you happy.

I'll leave in the morning.

Good.

I love you.

I'll make sure this order gets through.

That car's got to be here for that flight to Tampa this afternoon.

Yeah, it's an aviation.

Oh, hi, Mr. Rousseau. Late again?

Oh, you're not coming in.

Okay.

I'll let him know.

All right, thanks for calling.

Bye -bye.

I was telling him he's not coming in today.

I don't believe it. We've got to worry about that guy.

I mean, I don't know what he's doing anymore.

Uh, yes, uh, do you pick packages up at the home?

Yeah, I need to send one out, but I just don't have time to get there.

Oh, good.

You can send a man out?

Okay,

it's 666 Peerless Drive.

I'll be waiting.

Yeah, mower man lawn service?

Yeah, I need to see the guy who was at my house yesterday.

He seemed to miss an awful lot of things around here.

Hi, good to see you. So, uh, is your wife around?

Uh, no, my wife isn't around.

Oh. Hey, but, uh, but she told me that, uh, you're into, uh, judo?

Karate, man. Ultimate in self -defense.

So I know my own school someday. Teach it, instruct it.

What's so funny?

How about a live demonstration? I mean, all this stuff seems like hocus -pocus

to me. I mean, you know, you think about it.

One bullet. Hey, you're out of the game, buddy.

Focus.

Focus. Focus.

Yeah, I'll give you a live demonstration.

Go ahead.

Take a swing at me.

Out of taking your head off, pretty boy.

Hey, man, what the hell's the matter with you? I'm just giving you a damn

demonstration. What's your problem?

All right, you want a demonstration?

I'll give you one you'll never forget, laughing boy.

Now listen, man. Just give me the money over this deck, and I'll let it all go.

Laughing boy.

This wacko's got to be pulled away.

What the hell did I see, laughing boy?

job on the TV.

Great picture.

Oh, I just had to go back just to make sure the proper voltage was running

through.

Like, hey, dude.

They told me I needed to fix a couple things up around here.

That's right.

All right.

I'm like, why don't you watch what you're digging over there? I mean, look

that sprinkler line you cut.

So, like, what'd I miss?

Hey!

What the hell's going on? here well well well you missed some high grass

yesterday I took it at liberty to plant what you missed around your head

that way I'll get everything when I cut it I

hope you enjoyed that massage you gave my wife yesterday

She's got such smooth, tender skin, doesn't she?

What the hell are you talking about, man?

She was just cutting out thumb beating. I never touched her. All I did was look.

I swear to God.

What did she tell you?

Hey, hey, hey, the old bachelor pad, huh?

Man, you're crazy.

Let me go.

You want to know why?

Because you're not going to have any!

That

must

be some headache.

Hey, man, didn't you hear the doorbell?

Oh, no, I'm sorry.

You got a package you want picked up?

Uh, yeah, hold on, will you?

That's quite a hat you got there, partner.

Where'd you get that?

Shit, I had this a long time.

I'm gonna pack you up, sucker, and send you out!

Goodbye.

Motherfucker

Uh, nothing, nothing. I'm just burning some old clothes that weren't good

anymore. People are going around naked in Africa, and you're burning old

clothes?

What's the matter with you?

And there are rules about burning in this neighborhood?

Are you here to borrow something? I don't understand.

What are you up to anyway?

What's that lawn truck doing on the side of the street?

And I heard some screaming here this afternoon.

Where is everyone?

I... You're not into some devil cult

bullcrap, are you?

That's not allowed in my neighborhood.

And if you're worshipping demons and sacrificing virgins and killing

people, I won't have any of that in my neighborhood, you damn hippie!

I know there's something going on around here.

When I find out what's going on around here, I'm going to report it to the

board.

Or... Or what?

Or I want a piece of the action.

What?

I want you to help me kill Herman.

I can't do it alone. I don't have the guts.

So if you'll just add him to your list, you can drown the poor old

coot, and no one will be any the wiser.

Please, help me do this, and I won't tell anybody about what you're doing.

Now be rid of the old coot!

My, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my.

Outrageous.

Well, congratulations, Mrs. Rousseau.

Mr. Dan O 'Neill, the editor of Romping Romance Magazine, says we can use all

five of your stories in our future publications.

Oh, yes, I know. I've spoken to him before on the phone.

What did you say Mr. O 'Neill was?

Oh, he'll be along shortly with your check, of course.

But... As copywriter for this magazine, I must say, you have some neat ideas.

You must have actually had to live some of those incidents to write about them

so mathematically.

No, I was at home and I was bored.

I looked at some of the men who came by and I just made up stories about them.

Can I have that black book back?

I need that to write rough drafts to my stories.

It's like a diary, and it was easier to hide from my husband, so I didn't see

what kind of material I was writing.

Sure. I bet you have to hide a lot of things from your husband.

No, not really.

This is just so that he wouldn't have to get another job.

We need the money, and he didn't want me to go back to work, so I kind of went

behind his back.

And what else do you do behind your husband's back?

Nothing. Those are some sexy stories for you.

And the one about where the UPS man picks up a copy of our magazine, that

be a classic.

What I think we ought to do, we'll stop out, I get off in 50 minutes, have a

couple of drinks, and then maybe... Mr. Jerkins, I think you've gotten the wrong

impression of me for my stories.

I'm not really like that. Well, nobody is.

And I do love my husband.

Is there a problem with Mr.

Jerkins, Mrs. Rouson?

Just his hands.

Thank you for bringing it to my attention.

When you submit your stories to us next month, Mr. Jerkins will not be working

here. Moi?

I told you before. This is the first time this has happened. Your behavior is

inexcusable and unacceptable.

You're fired.

Here's your check, Mr. Rousseau, for your five stories.

$1 ,500.

Thank you.

Thank you, and we'll see you next time.

Jerkins, I'm going to see you in my office, now!

I can't wait to serve Thomas.

Oh, I hope he appreciates us.

I just wanted to protect you, Lisa.

I got my weapons ready, Lisa. Lisa, Lisa!

I can't wait to see

them die!

Hey, Tom.

Son of a bitch.

Want to know what a tree stump feels like?

Goddamn depressing.

Cut off a head and it's the only thing that came back.

I don't know why the rest of her love to me admitted.

No. No.

But you're dead.

That's right.

No, you can't. It wasn't our time.

And we can't wreck it until you die.

Hey, Tom, how do you like my

boar's towel or blanket?

Through the egg!

Come on out, Tom!

We're all here, and we're gonna get ya!

Everything's gonna be fine. Everything's gonna be fine.

Everything's really just, just calm down.

Boy,

you really know how to make a dash out of yourself, don't you?

Watch

out,

you old bastard, you.

Hey babe, I'm here for mower man lawn care service. I'm here to cut some ass I

missed yesterday.

Let's party!

How's about a brewski?

You found your diary, and I read what you did while I was at work, you whore.

You screwed them all, so I killed them. I had to. My God, I didn't know what to

do. It's all your fault.

You've got to learn to control yourself. Then I wouldn't know how to protect

you. Tom, what diary are you talking about? The black book? As if you don't

know. Tom, those were just rough stories I just finished selling to Romping

Romance magazine.

That's why I'm home early to tell you you don't have to get another job.

I got a check tonight for $1 ,500.

Those people were innocent, Ton.

I just made up those stories about them.

I want to kill them.

You had your chance. You blew it. I should get to kill them.

I almost drowned in the sprinkler system. The idiot cut a pipe when he

me. I should get to kill them.

So what?

At least you was cool.

The jackass burnt me up.

How do you think I feel?

Just look at me.

I should get to kill him.

Hold it. I was his best friend.

And the bastard killed me anyhow.

I should have priority.

Remember the haircut?

I'd say you took a little...

Too bad.

The ball's in my court now.

How would you like to get your head chopped off by a bunch of spinning

Well, if you do...

Tom's great little wife. Writing all those trashy stories about us. None of

would have been killed, right?

Well, this is the way we can get a little bit of revenge here.

We'll have Tom kill his wife right in front of us.

And he'll have to live with this psychologically the rest of his life.

And that way we can have a little peace.

I think I can die with that, if you'll pardon the pun.

Tom, old buddy, what do you say?

Sacrifice your life and we'll end this madness.

Soil her forth anyhow.

We'll leave you alone.

We won't kill you.

Tom!

Do you hear me? Okay!

Play your game!

She don't deserve nothing.

She got just what she asked for. She deserves shit.

Let me stop. Let me a goddamn trip.

This is what you want!

This is it!

Well, you got it!

Kill it, you bastard!

We can all rest now.

The demon falls asunder.

The distant smells of rotten flesh.

With the pay cut, found out that my wife was such a slut. Seems that she's been

seeing everyone in town. For now, I gotta get them so they won't be around.

But that friend came over with a little trample. They both were about to fit a

little big trunk.

Cut off a head, beat him till he's dead. I said, cut off a head and beat him

till he's dead. Let's just have some action. In the bed, spun the fan around

chopped the top of his head. And the teeny guy with his karate stuff, I just

turned him to the radges and sliced up his gut. He'll all make it back.

Get what he meant, smothered his hand in his head. Boy, was he pissed. He tried

to pick up my wife. He threw a driver in the head. Had to take his life.

The hag next door was a pain in the butt. Wanted him to kill her husband

shut him up. I got real annoyed. Didn't want her in my place. Princess Joel was

a hammer and I chewed on her face. Yeah!