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Paper!

Help me.

Don't you want Doctor Korn as your uncle-in-law?

Let me erase your curse, will you?

Please accept my love.

What kind of soon-to-be-married couple are they?

Such a weird relationship they're having!

Don't marry that woman.

Marry my auntie.

I'm not talking about Auntie Noina.

I mean Auntie Ying Ying.

We're becoming a family.

Won't you try to change yourself for me?

What a coincidence.

I feel so bored that I want to drink today.

I'll sit with you.

You are so bored that you want to drink?

A bottle of beer, please.

Two glasses of ice, please.

I'd like a glass of light and sour cocktail, too.

What?

You're a lightweight drinker.

You better stick to something light so you can stay up for a while.

- That's fast. - Thanks.

Actually, I'm here to watch her.

That one.

The singer?

The one dancing in the dark next to the curtain.

That one.

That is my older brother,

no, my older sister.

Her name is Pang.

She's a hair and makeup artist at this place.

Actually, she dreams of being on stage, of becoming a singer.

But she hasn't had a chance to make it come true.

All she gets to do is makeup.

I hope one day she can perform on stage like she's always dreamed of.

And when that day comes,

she will be very happy.

I believe my sister can be as good as anyone.

Do you know that when you talk about your sister

your eyes...

I can see love in your eyes.

Your deep love and care for your sister,

if you don't show it to her,

it'll go to waste.

You're exaggerating.

I was just telling you her story.

Gossiping, you know?

Hey,

you came all the way here

because deep down you're anxious to apologize to her.

Trust me.

Gather your courage, walk up to her and tell her what you really feel.

It might be hard at first

but after you get it all out

you'll feel relieved.

Come on.

Fine. I'll go

but only because you're annoying.

Alright.

Careful.

There's alcohol in it.

You don't want to trouble other people again.

I'm auditioning to be a singer.

Will you do my makeup?

We're not looking for girl singers.

Ladyboys cause enough trouble to fight for the job.

Then what are you looking for?

I can do everything.

Apologies.

Aren't you full of yourself?

Who would apologize to you?

So you won't apologize to me?

Fine.

I'll apologize to you first.

Ying Ying,

I'm sorry.

Hey.

Don't steal my thunder.

I came here to apologize to you too.

I was just being stubborn.

As your older sister, I have a right to say sorry first.

No.

Just tell me what you really want.

You can't be this good.

And there's no way you'd be willing to apologize to me.

What do you want?

Don't tell me your dad asked you to break up my family.

Your dad asked you to do the same with mine?

Yes.

You do your duty as a child then.

And I'll do my duty my way.

But promise me we'll still be sisters

because despite everything, we came out of the same womb.

I promise.

We will not be mad at each other because of our fathers again.

Okay.

So do you want to become a singer?

No.

I'll let you have a go first.

Okay.

Please.

Just tonight. There's not a lot of people here tonight.

Even if she's not good at it, there won't be a problem.

Since you're doing this to help her,

I'll give her a chance.

Thank you.

(singing)

I messed up the lyrics.

Can I have spicy stir-fried pork with yellow curry paste?

We only do fish organ sour soup.

Pang, your time has come.

You're smart to ask a guy to beg me.

Will you be able to reapply your lipstick in time

if I ask you to perform after Nicky?

What do you mean?

A handsome doctor asked me to let you perform tonight.

Yes, I can do it!

I practice every night!

We'll see if you're all talk.

Of course not.

What about my outfit?

My outfit is in the car!

Go get it.

You can reapply your lipstick later.

Thank you so much.

You're welcome, Doctor.

Let's go.

Let's wait for Pang's performance in front of the stage.

I'd waited such a long time for the opportunity.

Who would have known that all it takes was for a guy to beg?

I don't get the standard here.

You're not happy?

I am.

That's not true.

You got the opportunity because you're beautiful and talented, Pang.

He's lying.

He likes me.

Are we leaving already?

I can drink some more.

I just drank another 3 or 4 glasses.

You got drunk from eating jellyfish in liquor. You shouldn't be out drinking.

I'm fine!

I'll show you I can still walk straight.

Watch me.

Damn.

Look at that bulky and scary-faced guy.

I have a feeling he's a ladyboy.

I think

if he removes all that makeup,

he's basically a boxer.

He doesn't need to.

Look at those thighs.

They look like expressway pillars.

Guys!

Don't you know that nowadays it's rude to judge people by looks and gender identity?

He's right!

What era are you guys from?

What a foul-mouthed and annoying bunch!

Don't tell me these guys are the ones who always bully you.

How dare you!

You want a piece of me?

This is so fun! Let's kick them some more!

Run!

Let's go.

They're coming!

Where are they?

Fire! Help!

Fire!

Fire? Where?

Over there!

Over there!

I've never had this much fun in my life.

It's only fun because we got away from them.

If we couldn't, it'd be another story.

Let's go!

Watch your head!

33 DAYS BEFORE THE WEDDING

I got a shirt,

a pair of jeans,

underwear

and socks.

Okay, that's everything.

Hey, are you still mad at me?

No. I'm not mad.

Thanks for paying with your credit card.

Let's get some tasty food after shopping.

Please?

What do you want to eat?

Many things,

like fried chicken and French fries.

Can we get the frozen ones so you can fry them for me at home?

Fine.

Look!

This is it!

I can rest my elbows.

This is so comfortable.

It's 25% off!

Can we buy it?

Rut, I think we should save our money.

We're almost out of savings.

I don't think the two of us can live on that money forever.

Well, I don't want it that much.

It's just that it'll be great to have a comfortable chair like this.

I promise that from now on I will spend money as wisely as possible.

Ying Ying,

I know both of us are tight on money

but please let me take some time to find myself.

Why are you making that face?

Am I that much of a burden to you?

No.

I don't think of you like that.

I'm just thinking about work.

I want to get a good job, earn a lot of money

so we don't have to struggle.

Why do you say that?

Are you saying I'm not trying?

No, I'm just asking you honestly

if I can help you with anything.

You've changed.

Rut.

Rut!

Rut, wait!

Rut!

Stop! Let's talk it over!

No! You never believe in me.

Show me that I can!

Can't you just give me some time?

Isn't two years already enough?

This is the last time I'm letting you walk away like this.

Okay.

You don't have to walk away.

I will go.

I can't take it anymore!

Chang, chang, chang.

Have you seen an elephant?

Chang, Chang, Chang, Chang, Chang.

Have you seen an elephant?

Remember your argument with Doctor Korn?

How many elephants are there really?

I watched some videos.

Some mentioned three, some mentioned five.

I don't know.

Isn't that a horse on your head?

Are you blind?

It's not a horse.

It's a unicorn elephant.

Look! It has a trunk!

Ying Ying!

Are you tired of me?

Don't be just yet.

Look,

I can't imagine what I would do without you.

I'm tired.

Tired of what?

Don't forget that you're everyone's anchor.

Everyone wants to be with you.

Are you stressed about work?

That too.

And there's something else.

I think your opportunity has arrived.

Look at this!

(We're recruiting a special assistant for the wedding reality show of Wisa and Korn.)

I'm telling you

not only will you get a job,

you will also get me more opportunities to be close to Doctor Korn.

How's that?

You'll be killing two birds with one stone!

As if Wisa would hire me.

If you never try, you'll never know.

You're right. I need a job anyway.

32 DAYS BEFORE THE WEDDING

Hi, Noina.

Did you just happen to be passing by?

Oh... yes.

I happened to be passing by

and

I happened to make this cake, which is new on our menu.

I was going to ask Doctor Korn to try it.

What a coincidence. Some may call it destiny.

Doctor Pat!

Don't say that! I don't want to lose our friendship.

Korn is on duty.

I'll find you somewhere to wait.

Follow me.

Why are they all dressed up for?

They look unnatural.

With so many of us, it's a tough competition for you, sis.

Who's your sis?

I'm an only child.

Miss Ying Ying Ying Ying.

How many Yings are there?

Two Yings.

Okay, Miss Two Yings. Please follow me.

Alright, sis.

I'm tired of faking.

Oh my god!

Wowza!

Did you really have nowhere to go and came here to ask for a job?

Actually, I'm applying for this position because I think it really suits me well.

I maybe an amateur net idol,

but I'm serious about my work and I will do my best.

Net idol?

How dare you call yourself a net idol.

You forgot to turn off your live and caught lying.

Who said you could join me?

I'm sorry.

If we put that aside,

what don't you like about my work?

I thought you loved it.

Faking it is the way to be on social media.

Being real is not as fun.

You know it, too.

I think so

but

why should I consider you?

What's so special about you?

How do you feel about me?

I don't like you.

If you don't like me that much, how often do you stalk me on Instagram?

Not often.

I turned on notifications for your posts.

I don't stalk you. I get notified.

Such a top fan.

How much do you want to slap me, on a scale of one to ten?

I don't slap anyone.

I wouldn't stoop so low.

What if you had a chance?

You'll be the first one I slap.

Spicy!

Wait.

I should be the one interviewing you.

Go ahead.

Dogs or cats?

What kind of question is that? Dogs, for sure!

Do you eat watermelons with or without seeds?

With seeds. I even prefer not to spit them out.

Taylor Swift or Kanye West?

Taylor Swift only.

Water Monitor or Bengal Monitor?

What?

I thought they were the same species!

Done!

You can go.

That's it?

What's your criteria for the interview?

My satisfaction.

Go.

What was her criteria when she hired me?

Yes, Ms. Wisa.

Wow!

What is this dessert?

A white mermaid cake.

Is it made of a mermaid?

Are you crazy?

I just gave it a cute name.

You know what?

This is a new recipe on our menu.

I made it myself.

I want Doctor Korn to be the first to try it.

Actually, I can try it.

I want to eat a mermaid.

When will Doctor Korn come?

I don't know.

Probably soon.

You know what? When I was young, I loved making desserts with my mom.

Really?

Can you tell Doctor Korn to meet me here?

I've told him already

but

you know what? Korn and I have been best friends since we were in university.

Really?

But I have known him way before you.

Are you serious?

Why did he never mention it?

Are you lying?

Well,

he just can't remember!

It's a long time ago, since we were in high school!

I hadn't seen him since.

By the way, what's his favorite food?

I'll make him next time.

He can eat everything.

And me too.

I can eat everything.

What's his hobby?

Like watching movies or listening to music. Where does he hang out?

Hmm. He likes to stay home.

Reading

and doing jigsaw puzzles.

Oh, that doesn't sound like fun.

But I'm always up for fun. I love activities.

Both indoor and outdoor.

Where does he hang out?

Hey.

Are you trying to pursue Korn?

He's getting married.

Are you crazy?

There's no way I can pursue him!

How can it be possible?

It's impossible.

I'm glad you know that.

Is it really impossible?

Why are you eating that?

I forgot to tell you that Korn is not in today.

What?

He just texted me.

Let me see it.

You're not my girlfriend. You can't check my phone.

Or do you want to be my girlfriend?

I'll let you see it if you say yes.

No!

No?

No!

I'm sorry then.

Let me treat you to a meal next time.

This cake is so good though.

I want more than just a mermaid.

Next time, give me everything in the sea.

I love the sea.

I don't care if it's a seahorse or a mudskipper,

I can eat anything!

I have to go.

You're the worst!

I made that cake for Doctor Korn!

That's enough, Pang!

Are you doing a genie dance or a shadow play?

Seeing you makes me want to go back into the lamp.

Where's your spirit?

Are you guys bullying me?

No! We're criticizing you!

Why did you say I did okay the other night?

Because that guy begged me.

Excuse me?

Go back to doing makeup.

It's not your time to shine yet.

What's wrong?

Why are you drinking?

Do you think you're in some music video?

A reflection of life, perhaps?

A reflection of my shitty life.

How dramatic.

Come on, tell mommy.

Who hurt you, baby?

Don't joke.

I'm really not feeling okay today.

What's wrong?

I won't get to sing anymore.

They told me to go back to doing makeup backstage.

If they're not okay with your performance yet, take time to practice.

I know you're dedicated.

You will get to sing one day.

So what's wrong with you today?

Tell me.

A job interview

I most likely failed.

That means you still have a chance.

Unlike me, I completely failed.

Come on.

I'll make you Pad See Ew.

Or do you want to eat Mae Ood Sausages?

I know you're hungry.

I have one condition.

Do not make yourself vomit.

I won't do it anymore.

Ever since I was out of job, I know what it's like to be hungry.

Are you pretending to be sorry now?

Actually, the results were supposed to come out today.

But I haven't heard anything.

I guess I really failed.

Don't think too much.

If it's meant for you, timing won't matter.

Do you want to work at the bar?

I can find you a job.

Do you think that's a good idea?

Of course.

The boys are handsome.

By the way,

was that guy Doctor Korn?

Yes.

He's cute.

Noina is head over heels in love with him.

Really?

I thought he's flirting with you.

No.

He looks so handsome, perfect

and a gentleman.

Too bad he's too innocent.

But if you asked me if I would date him,

the answer would be yes! Absolutely yes!

Those arm muscles peeking out of his shirt sleeves

almost made me go crazy.

Stop it.

I'm starving.

Sorry.

Oh, who's calling me so late?

Hello?

Hello.

I'm calling from Ms. Wisa's designer company.

Ms. Ying Ying gave us your number as an emergency contact.

After consideration, we're pleased to offer her a job with us.

She can start her probationary period right away.

Hey!

Come here!

What's going on?

You got the job!

At Ms. Wisa's company!

What?

Should I be happy?

What's the matter with you?

I thought you didn't like her.

Why did you hire her?

The more I hate her, the more I want to keep her close.

This way I can keep up with her gang's every move.

Let's see how chaotic they can be.

Not funny?

Of course it's funny!

31 DAYS BEFORE THE WEDDING

Ready to note it down?

Yes.

My name is Cin. I'm Ms. Wisa's number two assistant.

Your job is to be her left and right hand man.

But you're junior than me

so you must listen to me.

Here's your responsibilities, Ying Ying.

It's Two Yings.

Alright, Two Yings.

Your main responsibilities include organizing the wedding reality show.

You don't have to do much, just come up with the scripts, content and concepts,

and also managing the whole production.

What's more important is you have to take care of Doctor Korn.

I can take care of Ms. Wisa by myself.

Continue taking your notes in 5, 4, 3, 2.

Prepare mineral water in case Doctor Korn and Ms. Wisa become thirsty.

They won't drink anything other than mineral water.

Mineral water must be kept at room temperature.

It's important that you

keep smelling salts, lozenges and herbal ointments at hand at all times.

Mini handheld fans, cooling spray,

and blotting papers, too.

Don't forget energy bars in case Ms. Wisa gets hungry.

And peel all the fruits.

Remove all the peels or you'll be in trouble.

Hold on.

What else?

Are these really important?

Of course, they are.

Why else would I be getting a dry throat from telling you all about them?

One more thing.

Ms. Wisa likes a talented and hard-working person like me.

You should follow my example.

Of course, number one assistant.

Number two.

Oh? But you're so good at this.

I thought you'd been promoted to number one already.

You work so hard.

I will follow in your footsteps.

And since I'm new to this,

will it be possible if I bring another assistant in to help?

She'll be helping us for free.

No charge whatsoever.

Think about it.

With the help of me and my assistant,

you won't have to work so hard

and you'll get the credit.

Who knows? You could get promoted to be number one soon.

Fine, but don't bring her too often.

I don't want Ms. Wisa to compare herself to me because we both have two assistants.

So cool!

So beautiful!

Noina!

Why are you wearing so much makeup?

Did you put a lot on and hope it will wear off?

First impressions, remember?

But this is too much!

To the point that it's suspicious!

Well, I didn't know how much to put on.

Remove it!

No! I have to look pretty!

Hi, Noina.

What brings you here?

Hi, Doctor Korn.

Your cheek and lips are naturally red today.

They look beautiful, right?

I told you!

I'm here to assist the assistant.

That's great.

Thank you.

Don't worry, Doctor Korn.

I will do my best to support you.

If there's anything you want, just let me know.

Mineral water?

Wet wipes?

Blotting papers?

I also have cooling spray.

I don't want anything.

Hold on.

Noina!

Here you go.

Well, we're just going to film here.

I don't think we're going to need this much.

I will do my best to take care of you anyway,

like I can take care of you for the rest of your life.

Noina, be subtle!

But take good care of him.

Make him feel comfortable having you around.

Did you read that from the Evil Lady column?

I tore it up.

We have to survive by ourselves while being realistic.

Let me take care of that bitch.

He's looking!

Why are your lips tense?

Is everything alright?

Is the AC too cold?

Are you cold?

Yes, the AC is very cold.

I'll ask them to make it warmer.

Thanks.

Ying Ying.

What am I expected to do today?

I can't remember.

First, a pre wedding photoshoot.

The concept is world-famous celebrity couples.

The first couple is Beyonce and Jay-Z. You'll mimic them.

Like this.

What?

Aren't we supposed to wear traditional wedding attire?

This is what Ms. Wisa wants.

I ask you to follow through.

Show me your rapper side.

Me?

I know it's hard for you, but you will get through it.

Stylists, are you ready?

Looks like everyone is ready.

Let's get started.

Let's get your makeup done.

Hurry up, guys.

Ms. Wisa doesn't have all day. We don't want to mess up her schedule.

She has so much to do.

Ying Ying!

Yes?

Come oversee things here. It's not my responsibility.

Coming!

Start recording!

Start recording!

What are we recording?

I don't know!

Just record something.

Don't mess up Ms. Wisa's schedule.

Are you alright, Doctor Korn?

Is there anything I can do to help?

Actually, I don't feel very confident about this.

It's like a model photoshoot.

I don't know what to do.

Don't worry.

We'll just change your look and you get out there to pose for photos, that's all.

There's nothing to worry about.

Don't leave me.

I don't know what to do.

Who could leave you?

I promise with my life that I will never leave you.

You can do it.

Come on.

Hurry up, Korn!

Excuse me.

Focus!

Give me a second.

Turn 45 degrees.

Chest up. Don't sag your shoulders.

Give me your rapper spirit.

Ying Ying, turn on music to set the mood.

Can we start already?

Ying Ying, tell him we're not ready yet.

Oh, can you reapply Ms. Wisa's lipstick?

It's worn off already.

Doctorn Korn,

I have an idea.

Why don't you try saying this in your head?

I'm so fly!

I'm so cool!

Yo!

Why am I so handsome?

Try it.

I'm super cool.

Say Yo!

Yo!

Try smiling and feeling your rapper spirit.

Yo!

I'm so cool.

Scratch a disc.

Scratch a disc?

Let's try this instead.

Think of the first day you met her.

Think of the first day you fell for her.

How does it feel?

Give us that smile.

Forget about the poses for now.

Just relax and be happy.

Better?

Yes.

Just act natural.

Capture the groom by himself.

Ready? Let's do it.

Come on.

One, two, three!

Scratch a disc!

Great!

You look happier!

Cin, look at this!

Yes?

Look at Korn's face!

Why didn't you give him some mineral water?

I could tell he was feeling thirsty.

What do you guys think?

How's that feeling thirsty?

Clearly, he looks sleepy in that photo.

It looks like he's forced to do something,

like he's bored of something.

Don't you think so?

Can you edit his smile in that photo?

Make him smile brighter.

Of course.

Assistant of assistant of assistant,

if you want to help...

Cin.

Yes!

Your shoulders hurt, right? Let me give you a massage.

No!

What is it then?

Yoo.

Well, Ms. Ying Ying,

the crew and I agreed

we're really not comfortable having the assistant of assistant of assistant to help with this project

because it's quite a private one.

I'm afraid I'll have to ask her to leave.

That's right.

The assistant of assistant of assistant's behavior is not appropriate.

Right, Ms. Wisa?

What a snake.

But you got one more assistant for free.

Would you like the assistant of assistant of assistant to leave alone

or would you like to leave with her?

Very well, I can handle this myself.

No one helps me!

Where did you first meet?

What details can you remember about each other?

Show us your answers!

Cut!

I met that person

when I was in secondary school.

Every time I met her,

my heart beat very fast.

A shop near Udomsuk!

Noina, this is your chance!

What are you happy about?

You can tell me.

This is Ying Ying's boyfriend.

They're in a fight.

He posts dramatic Instagram stories about her every day.

I want to have more fun.

It's time.

I get it now.

I'm poor!

I'm stupid to love you!

What are you rambling about?