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The happiest day of life for many girls is undoubtedly the wedding day.

Whether it will happen or not,

you all have so many ideas in your head

about the location,

the flowers,

the bridal dress,

the guests,

and most importantly, the person who will stand by you on that day.

But no matter how detailed the imagination is,

no one knows

what you have to go through.

Until that day finally arrives,

everything might not be as beautiful as expected.

If worst comes to worst,

the person who stands by you on that day may not even be yours alone.

Oh my god!

Please come back!

Please!

The groom!

Come here!

This spicy Som Tum Tad

is going to be more tasty after we add this crispy chili

like this.

Fermented rice noodles and crispy chili.

(What should I eat before officially getting married next month?)

Someone asked what she should eat before officially getting married next month.

I can recommend

just the right dish for any girl who wants to diet.

Trust Ying Ying.

Som Tum Tad and crispy chili will burn everything including your calories and ignite your love passion.

You will get slim.

This is so good.

These white lead tree pods

are so tasty.

"I never knew that because I don't have a man to marry".

What?

That sucks.

Well, we may not have a groom

but we must have a dream.

Let's talk about men later.

Now is time to discuss the wedding theme.

We might not get married soon, but we have to always look amazing.

What if a guy asked you to marry him today?

You have to be ready.

This crispy chili is so good.

One of my friends,

Noina,

is such a hopeless romantic.

Her life is like a fairytale.

The mirror in the second floor bathroom is reserved for Grade 11.

If you want to use a mirror, use the one on the first floor.

And that bow is too big for a grade-8 student.

You can get it back when you're older,

okay?

Hey.

Are you a beggar or what?

This is none of your business!

If you want a bow, go buy one yourself.

Because she's so submissive to everyone,

she set a goal to find a guy who can protect her.

She even practiced making her own wedding cake.

Ying Ying!

Make it neat.

But this is cute.

Why do you have to stick your tongue out?

To make people who see this smile.

Fine.

I will add ears.

What color should we use?

This one?

She has her eyes on nice and perfect guys like the princes in the cartoons she watches.

Ying Ying!

A big hippo

Walks slowly

You know what?

Noina's dream is almost coming true.

Her current boyfriend is so perfect.

I'll get ready because it looks like I'll get to vlog about my bridesmaid experience soon.

We've arrived so early.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

I don't want you to go in yet.

I don't want to go in yet, either.

I'll call you when I get home.

Thank you.

Noina is a lovely girl.

She deserves to be loved by a good guy

because that guy will receive only good things from her in return.

Bye.

Hello, Tangmo.

I'll be there as soon as I can.

Okay, I'm coming.

See you.

(What's your dream wedding, Ying Ying?)

Hmm.

I don't know.

I don't really believe in marriage.

Maybe because I haven't found someone who can convince me that getting married is a good thing.

(WARUT: DON'T KEEP TEXTING ME. I'M PLAYING A GAME AND I NEED TO FOCUS!)

Let's say I'd rather focus on my bridesmaid's duties for now.

I'll let my friend get married first.

I'd be happier for Noina's wedding than I'd be for my own wedding.

I love her so much.

I love her like family.

I love her like she's my daughter.

If anyone hurts her,

it won't end well for them.

(I broke up with Pae!)

(He cheated on me!)

Especially that son of a bitch Pae!

Run here now! Crime scene is the porridge shop on the main road.

Something urgent came up guys.

I'm not selling you this crispy chili for 300 baht.

You can get this for only 250 baht!

It can be shipped anywhere, as long as you're on this Earth.

Send in your orders and don't stop

because you don't want to miss the deliciousness.

It's so good!

I have to go.

(Why are you spitting it out?)

Oh, it's just too much to digest.

You guys are good at pointing it out.

Keep your orders coming like your comments.

That was close.

If I get in trouble, I'll blame it on you, Pae.

You hurt my friend.

This is why I don't believe marriage can guarantee constant love.

Does it really exist? A good love expires eventually.

Where are the dream guys we hope to spend the rest of our lives with hiding?

Why don't we ever run into them as easily as we do trees on the sidewalk?

Anyone got water?

Water?

- Do you need water? - Yes.

Does anyone have water?

Will you give me your water?

Doctor.

Will you?

Yes, I'll marry you.

No! I mean, here you are.

Thanks.

But honestly, I just like to move forward

that I forgot that good things may be found along the way.

Stop!

Speak slowly.

I don't understand a word you're saying.

Calm down.

Remember when I told you we were going condo scouting?

Oat got sick so Pae asked to postpone to another day.

I was so worried about his dog so I drove to his house.

But you know what I saw?

I saw Pae driving off with some girl.

Then I followed them to this restaurant.

That girl has a hot body

and she's so well-dressed.

What's the meaning of this?

It's my fault.

You can hit me if you want.

Just tell her and get it over with.

I'm sorry.

You're too good for me

and you have small boobs.

An asshole like you has to deal with me!

You like big boobs, huh?

Noina, teach her a lesson.

You have big boobs, huh?

My nose!

How could you let him get away with it?

You should've punched him in the face.

How dare he say you're too good for him.

The truth is he's too bad for you.

Actually, I don't think it's Pae's fault.

It's normal for guys to like pretty girls, right?

Do you think I should get a boob job

to become sexy?

Here! Am I sexy yet?

Noina,

you're not sexy.

You're crazy.

Cover yourself up.

Move on.

You will find lots of better men. Don't be stuck with a guy like Pae.

What can I do?

I've already planned everything for my future.

Family, marriage, career.

Now that he's not the one,

it's like everything has come crashing down.

You can still have hope,

just not with Pae.

I believe you'll marry a good guy.

*#)*$)#

Yes, you're beautiful.

*#)*$)#

Stop.

Hey.

Why haven't you gone to bed?

I have a headache and a fever.

I'm trying to get attention.

I'm ready to skip school.

That old trick of yours

is not going to work.

I can see right through you.

I can see right through you, too.

Judging from how you look,

you just got dumped by a guy.

What's his reason?

Because you're not pretty enough?

Noina.

*#)*$)#

Excuse me, I'm going to get some rest and take care of myself.

You can sleep there, Auntie Ying Ying.

You have my permission.

It's late.

Go away!

I'm sick.

Stop it!

Look!

Even a 10-year-old boy said I'm not pretty.

What guy will like me?

Didn't the fortune teller say I'd get married this year and good things would come my way?

Where's the truth in that?

Please stay with me.

I can't be alone.

My world came crashing down after that revelation.

Bring it down a notch.

Just because you don't have a husband doesn't mean the world is ending.

But having a husband is my whole world.

Hubby, where are you?

I want to find you. I want a husband.

This year...

No.

I'm not here to ask about my future.

My friend is a regular here.

This girl.

Do you remember her?

Oh.

She comes here very often.

She always asks about her studies and her job.

She doesn't have much luck in the love department though.

I'd go so far as to say she's ill-fated.

Every time she falls in love with a guy, someone will steal him from her.

Good.

That's why I don't want her to ask about love.

I have a favor to ask you.

I have a favor to ask you.

can you give her a prediction that's opposite from the truth?

What?

No.

I have my ethics as a fortune teller.

If I make things up, it will look bad on me.

But my friend is in a really bad place right now.

She's basically a living dead.

Please help her.

Think of it as another way to make a patient feel better.

Are you sure it's a good idea?

It's better than telling her the truth.

If you agree to help,

I'll clean this place for you once a week

so it will no longer look scary.

You should get rid of those cobwebs.

I'm not sure if this place looks more sacred or messy.

Fine. I'll talk to her once.

Once is more than enough.

Once can extend her life for another year.

Can you clean my toilet too?

Excuse me?

What?

If you say yes, so will I.

Fine.

What's up with girls these days?

They're so pretty

but almost all of them are unlucky in love.

Yesterday, a girl came to see me.

She's a celebrity net idol.

Her name is Sa or something. She's very pretty

but she's doomed in love.

Do you know her?

This is my office.

It's a little bit messy because I haven't tidied up.

I wanted it to look real.

I've been getting the new collection ready

and it's been very chaotic.

Come take a look.

I got this degree in Paris.

Everyone's theses were amazing

but it was so hard to get them approved.

I didn't eat or sleep for 3 days, as I was so focused on getting mine done

and getting it done right.

Finally, I came up with this dress.

It's not for sale though.

I wanted to make only one of this

and keep it as a reminder of how I made my dream come true.

It keeps me moving forward.

Let's take a look around my room.

I'm keeping my fingers crossed for everyone of you who's fighting for your dreams.

I've been through it but I'll never stop reaching for my goals.

If you like this video, please like, share, and subscribe by clicking on the bell icon.

See you. Good luck.

Yes, Ms. Jum.

Sorry, Ms. Joom.

Hi, Ms. Joom.

Please wait a second.

Sure.

Can we do it tomorrow?

Ms. Wisa is not available today.

We'll schedule a meeting with Ms. Ploychompoo, Ms. Saranchanan, and Ms. Ramida

for the fitting.

Yes.

Pardon?

Trust me, Noina.

Come on.

You will find one.

Listen to me.

I'm serious.

Everyone says that.

Yes.

Mr. Teerawat, I'm afraid we can't schedule that yet.

What's the matter with you, Cin?

Stop talking on the phone already.

I can't focus on my game.

Talk to you later.

I'm sorry, Ms. Wisa.

When you're not acting,

I'm not used to it yet.

I thought you'd always be cute and soft.

Did you just insult me?

No, I didn't.

I wouldn't dare.

When will you finish parking?

I told you since we were at the Asoke junction that I need to pee.

Take care of this, Yoo.

There's no parking space, Ms. Wisa.

We're waiting for that car in front of us to get out.

Be patient.

Hey, why don't you ask the fortune teller about your love life?

I heard she gives very accurate predictions.

Damn it! I dropped my car key.

It's a mess in here.

Don't argue with me yet.

Exactly.

She's the real deal.

Your active level is very low.

You guys don't deserve to be my left and right hand man.

Do I have to always handle things myself?

I need to pee!

Open the door!

Oh.

Seriously.

Everyone says her predictions are accurate.

Noina, I have to go.

I'll call you back.

Is something the matter?

Are you doing makeup for your graduation day?

Many cars are waiting to park.

Why don't you speak nicely?

Why are you talking back to me?

You want to keep the conversation going?

Don't you know who I am?

There's that keyword again.

You want to do this?

Fine.

Let me turn off my good-person mode.

Do you think that just because you're an elite net idol,

you can act like you're better than other people?

Have some manners.

Oh, and it's none of your business whether I'm doing my makeup for my graduation day or anyone's funeral.

If you wanted to park your car that much, you should've come yesterday.

My business is today. Why would I come yesterday?

Stupid bitch!

Oops,

please leave.

No, thank you.

I think I'm going to take a long rest here.

Oh,

and I'm going to do a live, too,

about how good this parking space is.

Are you trying to get on my nerves?

I don't see any stupid bitch around here.

There's only you.

I didn't expect that you'd be like this in person.

It's none of your business how I am.

Do you want me to take a video and expose you?

Sure.

Go for it.

We'll see who'll be exposed.

Do it.

Cin.

Yes?

Do you think they'd fought before?

I have no idea.

Anyway, doesn't Ms. Wisa have to keep her cute character?

I wonder the same thing.

Maybe she doesn't anymore.

Ew!

You're disgusting.

Crazy bitch.

I don't know why it's impossible to forget someone you met just once.

It can't be love.

It's probably something

undefinable.

There's really a loud noise from your throat, Daisy.

If you don't open your mouth quickly,

my friend will be gone inside your body.

Good girl.

Let me see

I found him.

Good girl.

So,

I'm going to give her the same prescription.

Please come back for a follow-up next month.

Thank you so much, Doctor.

Daisy, say thank you to the doctor.

Thank you, Doctor Hippo.

You're a very brave girl, you know?

You helped me find my friend today.

Here he is.

Thank you, Doctor Hippo.

You're welcome.

Don't forget to bring my friend to visit me next month.

Okay.

You're all set.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Let's go get your medication.

I thought this was a dragon.

You can pull off any role.

Don't stay a doctor.

Get into acting.

Oh, come on.

I'm a pediatrician. I must find a way to talk to children.

It's good that you know how to talk to children

but you should know how to talk to a girl too.

Don't let her control you all the time.

What are you talking about?

You're the only one who says that.

Go away. My next patient is Elsa.

Elsa?

Yeah.

Then why are you dressed as Sudsakorn?

Sudsakorn, my ass!

This is a prince costume.

A prince costume?

Yes.

Do I look cool?

You're mad.

It's getting bad.

How many costumes does he need in his room?

Next, please.

I'm keeping my fingers crossed for everyone of you who's fighting for your dreams.

How fake she is.

Then there is someone else you met only once,

but you know you will never get along in this life.

Mae Ood Sausages.

100% pork.

These sausages are heavenly.

They're good quality and can be kept for a month.

The more sour they are, the more I like them.

I will only deal with sour sausages though.

I won't tolerate a sour person

like someone I recently met.

You've been asking who that is.

Guys, she's a net idol.

A famous one, for that matter.

I can't believe two-faced people really exist.

(Who is it? Give me her initials.)

No, no, no.

Don't ask me her initials.

I won't tell. I don't want to be sued.

Let's talk about Mae Ood Sausages.

These are so good.

Trust me, they're really good.

Guys, excuse me for a second.

Noina's calling me.

She wouldn't be calling me if it's not an emergency.

What's up?

I have big news.

Come to see me right now. It's very important.

Noina.

Noina.

Noina.

Hey.

You're purging food again.

Are you a snake or what?

They taste horrible.

I don't know if they're made of pork or sea snake.

Eating three of them is a nightmare.

From now on, I'll choose my jobs more wisely.

I can't keep eating random food and ruining my life.

(Bullshit! You didn't really eat them but you lied that they're good?)

(You're paid to do it.)

Shit!

It's Mae Ood!

I promise

I'll take care of everything right away.

People who give us backlash will forget about it after a while.

Please don't stop sponsoring my program yet.

Seriously?

You were caught lying on camera today.

My brand fell victim to the backlash.

Get your facts straight.

Noina!

Even my spicy salad review job got canceled.

I'm going to starve to death for sure.

I have no income now.

Where will I get the money to pay you back in installments?

Ood shouldn't have done this to me.

Ying Ying,

calm down.

You can pay me back whenever you can.

I'm sure you will find a new job.

Where will I find it?

I told you finding a good job is harder than finding a man these days,

Noina.

Stop it.

Seeing how sad you are, I don't think I should tell you my big news anymore.

Oh.

I'm sorry.

What kind of trouble are you in?

Tell me. I'm ready to support you in any way I can.

Today I just took Paper to see this doctor

and as soon as I laid eyes on him, I knew he's the man of my dreams.

He might not be my first love

but he's the last love I've been looking for all this time.

Do you want to see his photo?

I'll show you.

Look.

His name is Doctor Korn.

Can I get a bottle of red soda and a donut as usual?

Of course.

He's so handsome!

I'm serious.

When I saw Doctor Korn smile for the first time,

I remembered he was my first love.

Whenever he came to my shop,

he would get a bottle of red soda and a sugar-coated donut.

Let me show you the other photos.

Look.

Who would have thought that ten years after we've seen each other last,

he'd become a doctor.

Look at him.

Look.

He has a bright and perfect future.

His future wife must be me.

What should I do, Ying Ying?

I don't want to own a cake shop anymore.

I want to own him.

I want to be his wife.

There must be a way.

But where should we start?

Chor Muang, help me see her future.

She can talk to a doll?

She's a sacred doll.

Uh.

Soon,

you will find your true soulmate

and

you will get married this year

I'm getting married this year!

What's he like?

Can you give me some ideas?

Oh.

He treats people for a living

and he will cure your heart too.

Ying,

he must be a doctor.

He must be Doctor Korn!

I'm getting married to Doctor Korn!

As for you,

I suggest you find a new job.

Try harder

not because of your destiny,

but because of your karma.

Poor Ying.

If I could share with you some of my merits, I would,

because I'm getting married this year.

I'm getting a husband!

Ms. Ying Ying.

We'll let you know your interview result in two days

after Mr. Krit has made his decision.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

Please excuse me.

(You have no ethics! No one will hire you again! #YingYingcaughtlying)

(You can't hold a candle to Wisa! Wisa is pretty and cute! #YingYingcaughtlying)

You can if you think you can.

Keep going, everyone. I'm rooting for you.

You can if you think you can.

Namo Tassa.

Unbelievable. You don't strike me as religious.

It's none of your business if I chant anything to drive a certain ghost girl around here away.

You're not as fluent in Thai in your Vlogs.

Are you nitpicking me?

You're a fallen net idol. How dare you make such a comment.

Yoo,

we should remind Ms. Wisa to keep her cute character.

I'm just trying to find a signal.

Oh hey,

the owner of that company happens to be a good friend of mine.

Are you trying to get a new job?

I hate to break it to you but it won't be hard for me to ban you from getting any jobs forever.

Are you going to do that to destroy me?

No!

I'm not destroying you.

I'm just making an unfriendly conversation.

Hello, Kit.

Can we talk about a fallen net idol named Ying Ying who were just in your office to interview for a job?

I'm sure you'll find someone better than her.

Don't risk your company's reputation.

Okay.

You can never beat me in anything.

Bye.

(Dear Ms. Sasinipa Chiaocharnkij, we're sorry to let you know that your qualifications are not what we're looking for.)

Wisa!

Ying, turn on the SBSI channel right now!

Sorry, I'm not home.

In fact, I'm at the SBSI building

and I'm so pissed off right now.

Where are you exactly?

Go to the event location quickly.

Doctor Korn is going on TV.

Many of you probably know this already,

but Korn's family and mine agreed

to invite you all here today.

Hey, are they going to work together or something?

Patience, Noina.

The thing is...

Wisa and Korn...

We are...

Uh.

The thing is

we're getting married.

Congratulations!

A photo, please.

You sure you wanna do this, Wisa?

CELEBRITY DESIGNER WISA ANNOUNCES MARRIAGE TO BOYFRIEND END OF NEXT MONTH

Ying,

they're getting married!

Why is my life full of disappointment?

Hey, the fortune teller said

he's your soulmate.

That's impossible. They're getting married.

We just have to stop it from happening.

What do you want me to do?

We have to stop being victims

and become perpetrators.

We will do everything to save a good guy like Doctor Korn from marriage to that crazy girl.

Those two are not right for each other.

Wait

but we have only 46 days left.

It's going to be the most fun 46 days of our lives.

We're 46 days away.

We're 46 days from my birthday.

My birthday is on the same day as Doctor Korn's wedding.

Ying Ying,

you have to get Doctor Korn for my birthday.

I promise you, Noina,

it will be your happiest birthday ever

because I will ruin their wedding.

Noina!

This is so exciting, Ying Ying!

It's not over yet.

I've saved the best for last.

I survived.

It's a bomb!

Help me become Doctor Korn's girlfriend

and consider your debt paid in full.

Take a look.

What?

Ying!

Can you give Noina a makeover?

Make her look pretty and sassy.

Is this your well-thought-out plan?

Stop talking.

We're trees.

I'm a master's degree student.

I would like to interview a pediatrician named Doctor Korn.

What about?