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I wouldn't exactly call myself a celebrity,

but I am aware of the fact that I have quite a few fans.

Unfortunately, most of you guys have an unhealthy obsession with one thing and one thing

only.

Let me guess, you're not looking into my eyes.

I'll admit they're impressive.

Hey, I'm the first one to enjoy the attention,

but seriously, this is getting out of control.

You gotta get a handle on yourself,

dude.

They're just boobs.

Alright, they're really big boobs.

They're really nice boobs.

But you can't let them rule your life.

Come on.

Pick your jaw up off the floor.

Well, you're gonna work through this right here,

right now, because I can't take any more of this.

People don't even look me in the face anymore,

and it's not like I'm gonna change my costume for you.

So, go on, get it out of your system.

Take a good hard look.

Are you afraid I'm gonna yell at you now or something?

This is your free pass,

buddy.

God, you're practically hypnotized.

Maybe I underestimate the power of these things.

I do see them in the mirror every day.

Are you... are you drooling?

I think you're drooling right now.

Oh my god.

Is it really that easy?

What if I lean forward like this?

You still haven't had enough,

had you?

Oh my god.

There's only one way we're gonna get you over this obsession.

I didn't want to have to do this,

but you made me.

A nip slip?

Still not enough, huh?

Oh, don't look so disappointed.

Oh my god, you look like Christmas was canceled.

Oh, okay.

Alright, alright, alright.

Here's your chance, but I mean it.

You better get a good hard look right now.

So I don't want any more of this staring while I'm trying to do my job.

No more fan mail talking about how you wish you could just bury your head in there and die

smiling.

You know, that actually feels pretty good.

You have no idea how constricting this costume is on a daily basis.

Sometimes I feel like I can't hardly breathe.

It feels good to rub it out.

I'm not doing this for your pleasure.

Just got to give these poor boobs a break.

I think your eyes get wider every second.

I have to admit you're kind of cute when you're this distracted.

Sort of adorable in its own way.

Ooh, I like that.

Well, don't just stand there.

I can tell you're hard.

And we're never going to get anywhere if you keep this pent-up sexual tension.

So go ahead, whip it out.

I want to see what you're packing anyway.

Oh, come on, it'll be fun.

Don't act like you're afraid of me.

I'm telling you you can jerk off to my tits now.

Ah, boy.

Hey, not bad.

Though I think I may have something to do with your current state of erection.

To my big tits make you hard.

This costume has just been killing you,

hasn't it?

I actually really like to watch.

What can I say, I don't get a lot of time for play.

Busy saving the world and all that.

Oh, jerked that cock for me.

Here, I'll help you along.

I seem to have a very good idea of what you like.

Cobious cleavage.

Oh, that feels good.

What are you thinking about?

Is it this?

Is it this right here?

I bet it is.

I know it is.

You wish you could slide that hard cock right in between my tits,

don't you?

Keep stroking it.

Go on, imagine what it's like to lube up your cock and slide it right in between my huge,

beautiful, soft round tits.

Faster.

Faster, faster, faster,

faster.

That's it.

I really do want you to work your way up to an orgasm on this.

It's the only way we're going to get past this.

Plus, I know you've got a huge load saved up for me,

don't you?

Oh, God, it looks like you're really getting close.

That's it.

You going to come for me?

Come on my tits.

Don't look so surprised.

You heard me.

I want you to come on my tits.

You ready?

Ready?

Go.

Come on my tits right now.

There you go.

Ah!

Ah!

Don't you feel better?

Not too shabby for an earth boy.

You are just too goddamn clever for your own good,

aren't you?

Yeah.

Alright, you caught me.

You figured out who Karen Starr is.

What was me?

But you've been a good boy.

You haven't told anyone as of yet.

Surely there's a way we can come to some sort of arrangement?

I mean, it's valuable information,

but I've got some valuable things as well.

I could trade you, you know,

convince you to keep it quiet.

What do you say?

Oh come on, don't play stupid.

You know exactly what I mean.

Don't make me undo your pants for you because I will do it way too hard and you're not

going to like it.

Not bad for an earth boy.

So, uh, that arrangement,

let me give you a demonstration.

Ah, come on, big boy.

I don't care if you have a girlfriend.

This is all about discretion.

It's the name of the game.

Are you a boob man or just a really big fan?

I'm sorry, I shouldn't laugh,

but you look like a kid on his first trip to Disneyland.

You get to have him.

The only thing I ask is silence.

Not right now, I mean in general.

By all means, enjoy yourself right now.

I'd be offended if you didn't.

Cup size?

I don't even know about my cup size.

I usually go brawless.

This isn't an interview.

Start stroking that cock for me.

I want it nice and hard before I go down on it.

Sometimes I just don't know my own strength and if you're halfway limp,

I mean...

I'm not trying to scare you,

but why don't you get your cock nice and hard for me?

Think about what it'd be like to be in between these beauties.

My soft, wonderful flesh pressed around your shaft,

jerking it up and down.

That's an inviting proposition,

isn't it?

Oh!

You want this?

Well, I can certainly oblige you there.

See, that's what I'm talking about.

The kid gloves are off,

baby.

See, I think this is working out just fine.

And you look so scared a minute ago.

Am I intimidating?

Don't let me frighten you.

It tastes pretty goddamn good.

Mmm.

No,

I know that feels good.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Get ready to come, Andrew.

Mmm.

I want to drink your cum and restore my power.

Okay.

Hey, baby.

I know we haven't seen each other in a while now,

but I want you to know.

I think about you every single day.

Our jobs and lifestyles are a little incompatible,

but...

I'm crazy about you.

I just want you to know that,

and...

oh god, here goes.

I wanted to make you a video so you'd have something to look at while I'm busy and while

I'm away.

Okay.

I

had a way then, losing you on my own.

I had a hard then, but the queen has been overthrown.

And I'm not sleeping now.

The dark is too hard to be.

And I'm not keeping now.

The strength I need to push me.

You show the lights that stop me,

turn to stone.

I'm only shining when I'm alone.

You show it to myself and I will be controlled.

And dreaming when they're gone.

Cause they're calling,

calling, calling me.

Calling, calling, calling,

calling me.

You show the lights that stop me,

turn to stone.

I'm only shining when I'm alone.

...

You show it to me when I'm alone.

I had a holdin' the book we remember before.

And I'm not sleeping now.

The dark is too hard to see.

And I'm not sleeping now.

The strength I need to push me.

You showed a lot of stuff.

We've got to start.

Shining when I'm alone.

No one can stop me.

No one can stop me.

Can't stand you.

But let go.

Let go.

Let go.

Let go.

Let go.

Let go.

Let go.

Let go.

Let go.

Let go.

Let go.

I'm ashamed of you.

when I'm alone.

Let go.

From the night of my life.

From the night of my life.

From the night of my life.

And we are back in the night of love.

I'm so glad that you're back.

I'm so glad that you're back.

I'm so

glad that you're back.

I'm so glad that you're back.

Well, I hope you like it.