All language subtitles for Titanic - Extended Version

Thirteen meters. It should be visible.

OK, go above the bow rail.

OK, Mir-2, we're heading above the bow.
Stay with us.

Okay, silence. Rotating.

See you come out of the darkness
like a ghost ship...

It still moves me every time.

We see the ruin of the great ship,
standing here...

where he arrived at 2:30 in the morning
April 15, 1912...

after his long fall...

from the world above.

You're so silly, boss.

Sixth submersion.

Here we are again
on the deck of the Titanic.

Four kilometers deep.

3,821 meters.

The pressure outside is three tons
and a half per square inch.

The windows are 23 cm
thick and if they break...

it's sayonara in two microseconds.

Alright, enough nonsense.

Go to the roof of the living quarters
of the crew, like yesterday.

Of course.

OK, Mir-2, we're going
to the Grand Staircase.

Are you ready to launch?

Yes, Brock, Launching Dunkin now.
Go, Charlie.

- Very well, you can let go.
- Release.

OK, Brock,
he is descending close to the hull.

Yes, understood. OK, go down and pass
through the First Class entrance.

I want you to check the reception area
from D deck and the restaurant.

Understood.

- Release.
- Release.

OK, now left. Left, left.

Snoop Dog is on the way.
We're heading to the stairwell.

OK, Lewis, go down to B deck.

Deck A.

- Loosen the cable more, Captain.
- Deck B. Get in there.

- Be careful with the door jamb. Careful.
- I've seen it. All good.

VEHICLE VIEW

Okay. Calm down, boss.

OK, turn around.

- Cable out, Captain.
- Turn around. Watch out for the wall.

Brock, we're at the piano. Understood?

Understood.

Right there.

- And that. It's the bedroom door.
- I see.

We enter. We're in, man. We are there.

It's Hockley's bed.
That's where the son of a bitch slept.

Oops. Someone left the tap open.

Wait. Just a second.
Go back to the right.

The wardrobe door. Come closer.

- You're smelling something, boss.
- I want to see what's underneath it.

Show your hands, colleague.

Right.

- Slowly. It could break.
- Okay.

OK, continue. Turn it over. Let's go. Turn it over.

Continue. Go.

OK, let her go.

Our. See that, boss?

It's payday, folks.

Ka-tching!

- We did it, Bobby.
- We brought him.

That's it! You are awesome!

Who is the best? Say.

It's you, Lewis.

- Bobby, my cigar.
- Here.

OK, open it.

I'll go around. Wait.

- Are you filming?
- Yes.

Drug.

No diamonds.

You know, boss, same thing
happened to Geraldo...

and his career never recovered.

Disconnect the camera.

Brock. Partners want to know
how are you doing.

Hi, Dave. Barry, hi.
Listen, it wasn't in the safe.

Don't worry about that.
There are still many places you can be.

Of course.

In the rubble on the suite floor,
in mom's room...

- In the safe on deck C.
- In Jimmy Hoffa's folder.

In several other places.

You have to trust my instincts.
I know we're close.

We just have to pass
through a process of elimination.

Wait a little.

- Let me see that.
- We might have something here, guys.

- Where's the photo of the necklace?
- We'll call you back in a bit.

April 14, 1912

My goodness.

Brock Lovett is known
for finding Spanish gold.

Alright, I'll give you food now.

He rented Russian submarines
to get to the most famous shipwreck...

the Titanic.

He is with us live, via satellite,
on the research vessel Keldysh...

in the North Atlantic.

- Hello, Brock.
- Hello, Tracy.

Of course, everyone knows
the stories of the Titanic.

You know, the nobility of the band
playing until the end and all that.

But I'm more interested
for the unknown stories...

locked secrets
there inside the Titanic.

And we are here using robotics
to go further...

than anyone else has ever been.

Your expedition is at the center
of a storm...

controversies over rights
of recovery and ethics.

They're calling you a grave robber.

No one ever claimed the artifacts
from Tutankhamun's tomb...

- What was it?
- Turn up the volume, honey.

I have trained experts in museums
just in case...

that the relics be preserved
and cataloged appropriately.

See the drawing we found today.

A paper that was left underwater
for 84 years...

and my team did it
keep it intact.

This should be hidden
at the bottom of the sea forever?

We can see and...

My goodness.

Brock, there's a call
via satellite for you.

Bobby, we're launching. Do you see
submersibles entering the water?

Trust me man,
you want to answer that call.

It better be important.

- You have to speak loudly. She's kind of old.
- Excellent.

This is Brock Lovett.
How can I help you, Mrs...

Calvert. Rose Calvert.

Mrs. Calvert?

I would like to know if you have already found
the Heart of the Ocean, Mr. Lovett.

I said you would want to answer
this connection.

Okay, you have my attention, Rose.

Can you tell us who the woman is?
of the drawing?

Yes. The woman in the drawing is me.

She's a liar! A madwoman in search
of money or advertising.

Only God knows why!
Like that Russian woman, Anastasia.

They're coming!

Rose Dewitt Bukater died on the Titanic
at 17, right?

That's right.

If I had lived,
it would be over 100 years old now.

I would be 101 next month.

OK, so she is
a very old liar.

Listen, I already checked
this woman's past...

until the 1920s, when she was an actress.

Actress. There it is
your first clue, Sherlock.

Her name was Rose Dawson.
Then she married a guy called Calvert.

They moved to Cedar Rapids
and she had two children.

Now Calvert is dead and, as far as I know,
Cedar Rapids too.

And everyone who knows about the diamond...

They must be dead or here on this boat,
but she knows.

She doesn't know how to pack her bags, does she?

Quick, help him!

Mrs. Calvert, I'm Brock Lovett.
Welcome to Keldysh.

OK, let's take her inside.

- Hi, Miss. Calvert.
- Hi.

- Welcome to Keldysh.
- Thank you.

Yes?

- Is everything ok with the cabin?
- Yes, it's very good.

Do you know my granddaughter, Lizzy?
She takes care of me.

We met a few minutes ago.
Remember, Grandma, there on the deck?

Oh yes...

Right. Excellent. I have to take
my photos when I travel.

Can I bring you something?
Would you like something?

Yes.

I would like to see my drawing.

Louis XVI used a fabulous stone
called the Blue Diamond of the Crown.

Disappeared in 1792.

At the same time,
Louis lost his mind too.

They say the diamond in the crown
was also cut.

It was cut in the shape of a heart and was
known as the Heart of the Ocean.

Today, it would be worth more
than the Hope Diamond.

It was a horrible, heavy thing.
I only used it this time.

Do you really think this is you, Grandma?

It's me, baby.

Wasn't I a doll?

I tracked down the insurance records.

There was a request for insurance payment
done in absolute secrecy.

Can you tell me who it was
the applicant, Rose?

I imagine someone called Hockley.

Nathan Hockley. That's right.
A steel magnate from Pittsburgh.

The object was a necklace that his son,
Caledon, bought it for the bride, you.

One week before
to board the Titanic.

The order has been registered
shortly after the sinking.

So the diamond must have sunk
with the ship.

See the date?

"April 14, 1912."

Which means if your grandmother is
whoever claims it is...

she was wearing the diamond
the day the Titanic sank.

And that makes her my new best friend.

These are some of the things
that we recovered from your cabin.

This was mine.

Extraordinary!

And it looks the same
from when I last saw him.

The reflection has changed a little.

Are you ready to go back to Titanic?

There we go. He hits
the starboard side on the iceberg.

It crashes along the iceberg, making
holes like Morse code on the side...

below the water line.

The front compartments
start to flood.

As the water rises, it passes over
of the watertight bulkheads...

which, unfortunately,
do not go beyond E deck.

So now, as the bow sinks,
the stern rises, slowly at first...

then faster and faster,
until your entire ass is in the air.

And it's a big ass. We are talking
of 20,000, 30,000 tons.

OK? And the hull wasn't designed
to withstand this pressure.

And what happens?
It breaks, right in the middle of the keel...

and the stern falls back.

Then, as the bow sinks, it pulls
the stern to the vertical and detaches.

The stern is rocking
like a cork for a few minutes...

fills with water and submerges
at around 2:20 in the morning...

two hours and 40 minutes after the collision.

The bow falls at an angle,
stopping about a kilometer away...

reaching 20, 30 knots
upon reaching the seabed.

Cool, right?

Thank you for the great theoretical analysis,
Mr. Bodine.

Of course, the real experience...

it was a little different.

Can you tell us?

- I'll take her to rest.
- No.

- Come on, grandma.
- No!

Give me the recorder.

Tell us, Rose.

It's been 84 years.

All good. Try to remember something,
anything.

Do you want to hear the story or not, Mr. Lovett?

It's been 84 years...

and I can still feel
the smell of fresh paint.

That dish had never been used.

No one had ever slept
in those sheets.

The Titanic was called
dream ship.

And he was.

It was.

All third class passengers
with cabin in the bow...

this way, please! In that line! Right here...

Drowsy Maggie, boys.
Give your best. Let's go.

- It's a big boat, huh?
- Dad, it's a ship.

It's true.

I don't see what all the fuss is about.

It doesn't seem to be
bigger than Mauretania.

You may be indifferent to some things,
Rose, but not the Titanic.

It is more than 30 meters longer
than Mauretania and is more luxurious.

It's very difficult to impress
his daughter, Ruth.

So this is the ship
which are said to be unsinkable.

He is unsinkable.
Not even God could sink this ship.

Sir, you need to register your luggage
in the main terminal.

It's over there.

I trust you.
Please speak to my servant.

Yes sir. It's my pleasure, sir.
If there's anything you can do...

Yes, right.

All the suitcases in that car over there.
Twelve from here.

And the safe for the master suite,
rooms B-52, 54, 56.

Ladies, it's better
let's hurry. Come.

- My coat?
- I'm with him, miss.

Medical examination queue.

All third class passengers
must wait in line for the medical examination.

Chin up.

ONLY FOR PASSENGERS

- Welcome aboard, madam.
- Welcome to the Titanic.

It was the ship of dreams
for everyone else.

For me, it was a slave ship...

taking me in chains
back to America.

On the outside, I was everything a girl would be
well educated should be.

Inside, I was screaming.

Jack, you are a Pazzo.
Bet everything we have.

When you have nothing,
there is nothing to lose.

You idiot. I don't believe
who bet our tickets.

Sven?

I bet.

THIRD CLASS - WHITE STAR LINE

Very well.

It's the moment of truth.
Someone's life is about to change.

Brizio?

- Niente.
- Niente.

Olaf?

Nothing.

Sven?

Two pairs.

I'm sorry, Fabrizio.

Che is sorry, ma vaffanculo!
Bet everything?

I'm sorry, you won't see
your mother for a long time.

Because we're going to America.
Full house, guys.

Let's go.

I'm going home!

- I'm going home.
- I'm going to America!

No, colleague.

The Titanic goes to America,
in five minutes.

Damn, Fabri. Let's go. Come on, take it.

Let's travel in style now.
We are two great people.

We are practically royalty,
ragazzo mio.

See? It's my destiny.

As I said,
I'm going to America to be a millionaire.

- You are a Pazzo.
- Maybe, but I won the tickets.

- I thought it was quick.
- Aspetta!

Wait! Hey, wait!

We are passengers! Passengers!

Did you pass the exam queue?

Of course.

Anyway, we don't have lice.
We're Americans, both of us.

Right. Come in.

We are the luckiest guys
of the world. Did you know that?

Goodbye!

- Do you know anyone?
- Of course. It doesn't matter.

- Goodbye. I'll miss you!
- Goodbye!

- Goodbye.
- I will never forget her!

Come with me, baby. Let's go.

DEQUE G

G-60.

Excuse me.

There.

How are you? Jack. Great pleasure.

Jack Dawson. Pleasure. How are you?

Who said you're going to sleep on top?

Where's Sven?

This is your deck
private walk, sir.

Do you need anything? Excuse me.

- This one?
- No.

It had several faces on it.

This one.

Do you want to hang them all, miss?

Yes, we need some
of color in this room.

Put it there. In the wardrobe.

Good heavens, those finger paintings again.

It certainly was
a waste of money.

The difference between taste
from Cal and mine is that I have good taste.

They are fascinating...

It's like being in a dream or something.

There is truth, but not logic.

- What is the artist's name?
- Something Picasso.

Something Picasso. He will never be
important. It won't be, trust me.

- Put Degas in the room.
- At least they were cheap.

Put this in the wardrobe.

Let's see...

The ship smells brand new...

as if they built it
just for us.

I mean, just thinking about today...

When I get into these sheets...

-I'll be the first.
-Trudy.

Today, when I get into these sheets,
I will still be the first.

Excuse me, miss.

Your first and only lover.

Forever.

In Cherbourg, a woman named
Margaret Brown came on board.

We called her Molly.

History would call her
from the Unsinkable Molly Brown.

I wasn't going to wait for him all day, son.

Here if you think you can take it.

Her husband found gold
somewhere in the West.

And she was what my mother called
of "nouveau riche".

The following afternoon,
we were traveling west...

leaving the coast of Ireland...

with nothing in front of us but the ocean.

Take him to sea, Mr Murdoch.
Let's let him stretch his legs.

Yes sir.

- All strength forward, Mr. Moody.
- Very good, sir.

HALF - TOTAL

All strength forward.

All strength forward!

Come on, guys, faster.

What is the reading?

Very good! Let's stoke the furnace!
Let's go full force!

Come on, get back to work.

STEAM MANOMETER

21 knots, sir.

Hey, look!

It saw?

There's another one there. It saw?

Look at that! See him jumping!

I can already see the Statue of Liberty.

Very small, of course.

I am the king of the world!

It is the largest vehicle ever made by hands
of men throughout history.

And our shipbuilder,
Mr. Andrews, designed it entirely.

I may have built it quickly,
but the idea was Mr. Ismay's.

He imagined a steamship
so grand...

and with such luxurious equipment
that his supremacy would never be challenged.

And here he is,
transformed into reality.

That's it.

Salmon.

You know I don't like that, Rose.

She knows.

We both want lamb. Undercooked,
with a little mint sauce.

You like lamb, right, sweetie?

Sausage.

Are you going to cut the meat for her too, Cal?

Hey, who thought of the name Titanic?

- Was it you, Bruce?
- Yes, it was.

I wanted to convey the size of the ship.

And size means stability, luxury...

and, above all, strength.

Do you know Dr. Freud, Mr. Ismay?

His theory about worry
with the size...

It could be very interesting for you.

What got into you?

Excuse me.

My apologies.

She's vivacious, Cal.
I hope you can deal with her.

I may have to start watching
what she read...

Right, Mrs. Brown?

Freud, who is he? A passenger?

The ship is cool, right?

Yes, it's an Irish ship.

Not English?

No, it was made in Ireland.
15,000 Irish built it.

Solid as a rock.
Big Irish hands.

Typical.

First class dogs
come to defecate here.

To know where we stand
in the scheme of things.

As if we could forget.

I'm Tommy Ryan.

-Jack Dawson.
- Hello.

- Fabrizio.
- Hi.

Earn some money
with your drawings?

Forget it, man.

It's easier for angels to come out of your ass...

than dating a girl like that.

I've seen it all my life
as if I had already lived it.

An endless parade
of parties and dances...

yachts and polo matches.

Always the same people
uninteresting, the same foolish talk.

I felt like I was
on a great precipice...

no one to hold me.

No one who cared...

or that you noticed.

Trudy.

Indeed, miss!

Don't do that.

Stay there.

Don't come close.

Let's go. Give me your hand
and I will pull her back.

No! Stay where you are.

It is serious.

I'll let go.

It won't.

What do you mean, I won't go?

Don't think you can tell me what I'm going to do
or not to do. You don't know me.

Well, you would have done it already.

You're distracting me. Go away.

I can't. Now I'm involved.

If you let go,
I'll have to jump to catch you.

Don't be ridiculous.

- I would die.
- I can swim well.

The fall alone would kill him.

It would hurt. I'm not saying no.

To tell the truth,
I'm more worried...

because the water is very cold.

How cold?

Freezing. Maybe two degrees Celsius.

Have you... Have you ever been to Wisconsin?

What?

Winter is very cold there.

I grew up there, near Chippewa Falls.

I remember, when I was a child,
me and my father...

We went ice fishing on Lake Wissota.

- You know, ice fishing is when...
- I know what it's like to ice fish.

Sorry.

It's just that you seem
a homely kind of girl.

Anyway, I...

I fell through thin ice.

And I'll tell you...

cold water...

like the water here...

looks like a thousand knives
passing through your body.

You can't breathe.
Can't think.

At least in nothing but pain.

And that's why I didn't want
jump into the water behind you.

As I said...

I have no choice.

I hope you pass by again
over the rail...

and release me from this responsibility.

You are crazy.

That's what everyone says...

But with all due respect, miss...

I'm not the one hanging
on the edge of the ship.

Let's go.

Give me your hand.

You don't want to do that.

I'm Jack Dawson.

Rose Dewitt Bukater.

Then you will have
to write this for me.

Come.

I caught her. Let's go.

Let's go!

Help me please!

- Help!
- Listen. I caught her.

I won't let go.

Now come up. Come!

Let's go. That's right.

You can do it.

I got.

What it was?

Stay away! And don't move!

Call the petty officer.

This is totally unacceptable.

What made you think you could put
hands on my bride?

Look at me, you bastard!

- Lime.
- What do you think you were doing?

Cal, stop. It was an accident.

An accident?

Yes.

Silly, actually.

I was leaning and slipped.

I was leaning a lot
to see the...

- Propellers?
- Propellers, and I slipped.

And I would have fallen into the sea
if Mr. Dawson hadn't saved me.

And he almost fell too.

She wanted to see the propellers.

As I said,
women and machines don't mix.

Is that what happened?

Yes, it was more or less that.

Well, the boy's a hero, then.
That's good, son. Very good.

So, everything is fine.
Shall we go back to our brandy?

Look at you.
It must be freezing. Let's go in.

Maybe something for the boy?

Of course.

Mr. Lovejoy...

I think $20 is enough.

That's what counts
save the woman you love?

Rose is unhappy.

What to do?

I already know.

Maybe you can join us
tomorrow at dinner.

To regale our group
with his heroic tale.

Of course. Count on me.

Excellent. It's agreed.

This will be interesting.

Can I have a cigarette?

It's better to tie them up.

Interesting. The young woman slipped
suddenly...

and you still had time to take
the jacket and shoes.

I know you've been melancholy.

I don't pretend to know why.

I intended to save this...

for the engagement party
next week.

But I'd rather give it tonight.

My God!

Maybe to remind her
of my feelings for you.

- It's a...
- Diamond? Yes.

56 carats, to be exact.

It was used by Louis XVI.

And it's called Le Coeur de la Mer.

- The Heart of the Ocean.
- The Heart of the Ocean. Yes.

It's impressive.

It's for royalty.

We're royalty, Rose.

You know there's nothing
that I wouldn't give you.

There's nothing I would deny...

if you don't deny me.

Open your heart to me, Rose.

It was a cold stone, a heart of ice.

After all these years...

I still feel it closing
in my throat...

like a dog collar.

If you could have felt,
not just seen.

That's why I came here, Rose.

Wait a minute,
I want to understand something well.

Were you going to kill yourself by jumping off the Titanic?

-That's too much.
-Lewis.

You only needed to wait two days.

Tell us more about the diamond.
What did Hockley do to him afterwards?

Unfortunately I feel a little tired,
Mr. Lovett.

- Would you like another coffee?
- She's tired.

Wait. Before going to bed...

can you give us clues
to proceed, like...

Who else had access to the safe?

And that Lovejoy, the chamberlain,
Did he have the combination?

That's enough.

I need time.

- Just buy me more time.
- There is no more time.

Brock, we've already blown six days,
to US$30 thousand per day.

So I won't even raise 25 cents
for a phone call.

The partners are pissed.

Brock, can you hear me?

I'm telling you what they told me.

They are tired, and want to stop.

Tell them I need two more days.

Bobby.

- We're close, I feel.
- Don't be sorry, it's okay.

I feel the ice,
she wore the diamond that night.

I just need to press it
a little more, okay?

Okay, I'll say that the problem
It's on the satellite.

- You have two days, Brock, two.
- Go convince them.

Hi Lizzy.

I was going to look for her.

- Can we talk a little?
- Don't you want to "pressure" me?

Okay, look.

I'm running out of time.
I need your help.

I won't help you press
my 101 year old grandmother.

I came here to tell you to calm down.

Please
you need to understand one thing.

I mean, look at all this.
I have divers 24 hours a day.

It's a complicated situation.

My partner and I
We invest all our money here.

It's three years of my life
going down the drain.

I bet everything
to find the Heart of the Ocean.

See this here?

What?

My hand will look like this
when to hold it.

I'm not leaving without him,
I can't go without him.

I need to find out what your grandmother remembers.

Look, she's going to do this her way,
in her time.

Don't forget that she looked for you.

She came for her reasons,
God knows what they are.

Maybe she wants to stay
at peace with the past.

- You really think she was there.
- Yes.

I believe.

She was here.

The next day...

I remember thinking
what the sunlight was like...

as if I hadn't felt it in years.

ATTENTION 3RD CLASS PASSENGERS
YOU CAN'T GO FROM HERE

No, no English or Italian.
English, a little?

I only speak Norwegian.

Helga.

English is good.

Fabrizio.

- You?
-Helga.

Very good.

- Very, very good.
- Thanks.

Cora, we have to go now.
Say goodbye to Uncle Jack.

- Bye, Uncle Jack.
- Bye, Cora.

Jack.

- Hello, Mr. Dawson.
- Hello again.

- Can I talk to you?
- Yes.

- Alone.
- Yes, of course.

After you.

I've been alone since I was 15.

Since my parents died.

And I had no brothers or relatives
close in that part of the country.

So I left there and never came back.

You can consider me
a leaf flying in the wind.

Well, Rose, let's go
a kilometer and a half here on the deck...

we talk about how good the weather is
and about my childhood...

But I don't think that's why
who came to talk to me, right?

- Mr. Dawson, I...
-Jack.

Jack...

I want to thank you for what you did for me.

Not just for pulling me back...

- but at your discretion.
- You're welcome.

Listen...

I know what you must be thinking:

"Poor rich girl.
What does she know about misery?"

No.

It's not what I was thinking.

I was thinking...

what could have happened
for her to think there was no way out?

Well, I...

That was all.

My whole world
and all the people in it.

And the inertia of my life...

dragging and I unable to stop it.

Wow, look at this.

You would have gone straight to the bottom of the sea.

Five hundred invitations were sent out.

All high society
from Philadelphia will be there.

And all this time,
I have felt...

as if you were
in the middle of a crowded room...

screaming as loud as possible,
and no one even cares.

Do you love him?

As?

Do you love him?

You are being very rude.
You shouldn't be asking me that.

It's a simple question.
Do you love him or not?

This conversation is not appropriate.

Why can't you
simply respond?

This is absurd.

You don't know me, I don't know you...

and let's not talk about it.

You are rude, rude, cheeky...

and I'm leaving now.

Jack, Mr. Dawson, it was a pleasure.

I looked for you to thank you,
I already thanked...

And insulted me.

Well, you deserved it.

- Right.
- Right.

- I thought you were leaving.
- I am.

You are so annoying.

Wait, I don't have to leave.

This is my part of the ship. You go.

Well, now! Who is being rude now?

What is this stupid thing
what do you carry?

So, are you an artist or something?

They're good.

They're very good, actually.

Jack, that's great work.

They didn't like them very much in Paris.

Paris?

You travel a lot for a...

A person with limited resources.

A poor one. You can say.

Well, well.

Did you use templates to draw these?

That's one of the good things about Paris.

There are many girls willing
taking off my clothes.

You liked this woman.

He drew her several times.

She has beautiful hands, you see?

I think he must have had an affair with her.

No. Just with her hands.

She was a one-legged whore.

It saw?

But he had a sense of humor.

And this lady...

used to sit at the bar every night...

wearing all the jewelry she had...

waiting for the loved one I had lost
a long time ago.

We called her Madame Bijoux.

Her clothes are moth-eaten.

Well, you have a gift, Jack.

It really does.

- You see people.
- I see you.

AND?

I wouldn't have jumped.

I didn't like it very much
of Dadaism and Cubism.

There was no emotion in the paintings.

I like some.

- Same?
- Yes.

Paris, for me...

It had more to do with living on the street...

and try to express myself,
Do you understand what I say?

My dream has always been to run away
and become an artist...

living in an attic, poor, but happy.

You weren't going to last two days.

There is no hot water
and much less caviar.

I happen to hate caviar.

And I hate having people tell me
which dreams I should have and which ones I shouldn’t.

Pardon me. You're right.

Well, okay.

Everyone expects me to be
a delicate little flower, which I am not.

I am robust, strong as a horse.

I'm here to do something,
not just to sit on as an ornament.

Go those hands?
They were made to work.

Do you want anything, miss?
Some tea, some soup?

No.

There's something inside me, Jack,
like a dynamo, I feel.

I don't know what it is,
I could be an artist, a sculptor or...

I don't know, a dancer like...

Isadora Duncan, a free pagan spirit...

or a movie actress.

But the purpose of the university is
find a suitable husband.

Rose has already done this.

Look, here comes that vulgar Brown.

Quick, get up first
that she feels with us.

Hello girls.
I was hoping to catch them during tea.

We are very sorry. But you lost.

The Countess and I were going
stroll on the boat deck.

What a lovely idea.
I need to catch up on the gossip.

Countess.

Haven't lit the last ones yet
four boilers?

No, I don't see the need.

We are making excellent time.

The press knows the size of the Titanic.

Now I want you to marvel
with your speed.

We need to give them something new
to publish.

The first voyage of the Titanic
should make headlines.

Mr. Ismay...

I prefer not to force the engines
until they are adequately tested.

Of course, I'm just a passenger.

I will leave your department
decide what is best.

But what a glorious ending it would be
for your last crossing...

if we arrived in New York
on Tuesday night to surprise them.

It would be in the next morning's newspaper.

Would you retire
spectacularly, huh, E.J?

Very good.

After that, I worked
at a squid fishery in Monterey...

Then I went to Los Angeles,
at the Santa Monica Pier...

and I started drawing portraits
for 10 cents each.

Why can't I be like you, Jack?

And just move towards
to the horizon whenever you want.

Tell them we'll go there, to that pier...

even if it's just talking.

No, we will.
Let's drink cheap beer...

and ride a roller coaster until you vomit.

Then we will ride horses on the beach,
passing through the waves.

But you'll have to ride like a cowboy
really, no riding sideways.

- You mean, with one leg on each side?
- Yeah.

- Can you teach me?
- Of course, if you want.

Teach me to ride like a man.

And chewing tobacco like a man.

And spit like a man.

What? They didn't teach you that
at the girls' school?

No.

Come, I'll show you. Let's do this.

I'll show you, let's go.

- Jack, no.
- Let's go.

- No. Wait, Jack.
- Come.

No, Jack. I can't, Jack.

Take a good look.

How disgusting.

All right, your turn.

That was pathetic.
Come on, you have to spit.

You have to do it like a lever,
use your arms...

arch your neck.

Did you see how far it went?

Okay, go.

- That was better. You have to train more.
- Same?

You need to try to get it to come up from your throat
to have substance. Need...

Mother.

May I introduce you to Jack Dawson?

I'm delighted, of course.

The others were kind
and they were curious...

about the man who saved my life.

But my mother looked at him like a bug.

A dangerous insect
which should be crushed quickly.

Jack, it seems like you're a good man
to have around in a difficult situation.

Why do they always insist
in announcing the dinner...

as if it were a cavalry attack?

Should we go get dressed, Mom?

See you at dinner, Jack.

Son?

Son!

Do you have the slightest idea
what are you doing?

Not much.

You're about to enter the snake pit.

What do you plan to wear?

I imagined. Let's go.

I was right.

You and my son are the same size.

Almost the same.

It's shining like a new coin.

Good evening, sir.

There are several thousand tons
of Hockley steel on this ship.

- Which part?
- All right, of course.

So we'll know who to blame
if there is a problem.

- Where is my daughter?
- She's coming.

There's the Countess.

- Hello dear.
- Good evening, Cal.

It's great to see you.

I saw it in a movie and always wanted to do it.

See you at dinner.

Dear...

certainly remember Mr. Dawson.

Dawson.

Incredible.

He could almost pass for a gentleman.

Almost.

Extraordinary.

Honey, it's great to see you.

What a wonderful trip.

- It's a crazy thing, isn't it?
- Totally lunatic.

There's the Countess of Rothes.

And that's John Jacob Astor...

the richest man on the ship.

His little wife, Madeleine,
She's my age and pregnant.

See how she tries to hide it?

It's a scandal.

And that's Benjamin Guggenheim
and his mistress, Madame Aubert.

Mrs. Guggenheim is home
with the children, of course.

And there we have Sir Cosmo
and Lucile, Lady Duff-Gordon.

She designs erotic lingerie,
among other talents.

It is very popular with royalty.

Congratulations, Hockley. She is splendid.

Well thanks.

- Can you accompany a lady to the table?
- Of course.

Candy?

No big deal, right, Jack?
Remember, they love money.

So pretend you have a gold mine
and will be at the club.

Hey, Astor.

Hi Molly, I'm glad you're here.

J.J., Madeleine,
I'd like you to meet Jack Dawson.

- How are you?
- Pleasure.

Well, Jack...

Are you one of the Boston Dawsons?

No, from the Dawsons of Chippewa Falls,
in fact.

Oh yes.

He must have been nervous, but he didn't waver.

Everyone thought it was one of them.

Heir to fortune
of a railway, perhaps.

Nouveau riche, obviously,
but still a member of the club.

But, of course,
I could always count on my mother.

Tell us what the accommodations are like
third class, Mr. Dawson.

I heard they are
very good on this ship.

They're the best I've ever seen, ma'am.
There are almost no rats.

Mr Dawson joins us
coming from third class.

He helped my fiancée last night.

I discovered that Mr. Dawson is
a great artist.

He was very kind to show me
some of his work today.

Rose and I have a different opinion
about what art is.

Not wanting to contest
your job, sir.

Are all these for me?

Just go from the outside in.

Knows every rivet on the ship,
isn't it, Thomas?

Your ship is wonderful,
Mr Andrews. Really.

Thank you, Rose.

How do you prefer the caviar, sir?

I won't eat caviar, thank you.

I never really liked it.

And where exactly do you live, Mr. Dawson?

At the moment,
my address is RMS Titanic.

After that,
I depend on God's will.

And how do you afford to travel?

I work from one place to another.

You know, on freighters and such.

But I won a ticket on the Titanic
in a hand of poker.

A very lucky hand.

All life is a game of luck.

A real man does
Your own luck, Archie. Right, Dawson?

And you find this guy attractive
of rootless existence?

Yes, ma'am, I think so.

I mean I have everything I need
right here with me.

I have air in my lungs
and some blank sheets of paper.

I love waking up in the morning
not knowing what will happen...

who am I going to meet...

or where will I end up?

Another night I was sleeping
under a bridge and now...

Here I am, on the biggest ship in the world...

drinking champagne with fine people.

I accept some more of that.

I think life is a gift
and I don't intend to waste it.

You never know what will happen.

You learn to accept life as it is.

Here you go, Cal.

And learn to make each day count.

- You said it well, Jack.
- Very good.

For every day to count.

Make every day count!

Bravo.

But Mr. Brown didn't know I had
hidden the money in the stove.

So he comes home drunk,
celebrating, and lights the fire.

Bravo.

Next will come the cognac
in the smoking lounge.

- Gentlemen, how about a brandy?
- What a good idea.

Now they isolate themselves in a cloud
of smoke and congratulate each other...

for being the masters of the universe.

Ladies, thank you for the pleasure
of your company.

Rose, may I accompany you to the cabin?

No, I'm staying here.

Here you go, Molly.

Come with us, Dawson?

Don't want to stay out here
with women, want?

- No, thank you, I need to go.
- It's probably better.

We will talk about business and politics,
these things.

You wouldn't be interested.

But, Dawson...

I'm glad you came.

Jack, do you have to go?

It's time for me to go rowing
with the other slaves.

Good evening, Rose.

Make the day count - meet me at the clock

Do you want to go to a real party?

Is it okay if I put my hand here? OK.

What?

I can't understand.

I'm going to dance with her now, okay?

Come.

- What?
- Come.

- Come with me.
-Jack! Jack, wait.

I don't know how to do that.

We have to stay a little
closer, like this.

You're still my best partner, Cora.

- I don't know the steps.
- Neither do I, just let yourself go.

Don't think.

Wait, Jack! Stop!

Stop! Wait!

Jack, no.

...beyond the jurisdiction of the Sherman Act.

That's what my lawyers say.

That's what Rockefeller said,
but the Supreme Court isn't buying it.

What it was?

Do you think a first class girl
Don't know how to drink?

Get out of here.

Are you well?

I am fine.

Best of three.

So...

Do you think he's a tough guy?

I want to see you do this.

Hold this for me, Jack.
Hold on top.

My God.

- Are you well?
- I haven't done this in years.

Come, Josephine, on my plane

and upwards she goes!

Up she goes!

- Balancing
- Something

Bird on a branch

Into the air she goes
Where to?

There she goes!

up, up
One a little higher

Wow! The moon catches fire

1st “CLASS ENTRY

Here we are.

Right.

I don't want to go back.

Look.

And so beautiful.

%,

So vast and infinite.

They are so small.

The people I know
is considered very important.

They are not even dust in the eyes of God.

You know, there was a mistake.
You are not one of them.

You were delivered to the wrong address.

I was, wasn't I? Look, a shooting star.

It was a big one.

You know, my dad used to say...

every time I saw one,
that it was a soul going to paradise.

I like that.

Shouldn't we make a request?

Why? What would you wish?

Something I can't have.

Good evening, Jack.

Coffee, sir?

I had hoped you would
see me last night.

I was tired.

The effort you made on the decks
lower levels was, without a doubt, exhausting.

I see you sent
for your servant to follow me. Typical.

You will never behave like this again
again, Rose, understand?

I'm not a foreman
from one of the mills for you to control.

I'm your fiancée.

My bride!

Yes, you are, and my wife!

My wife in practice, if not already
by law. So you must respect me.

Will respect me as a wife
must respect her husband.

Because I'm not going to be made a fool of, Rose.

Still have any questions?

No.

Great. Excuse me.

Miss Rose.

- We had a small accident.
- It's okay, Miss. Rose.

- Sorry, Trudy.
- All good.

Let me help you.

It's okay, miss.

It's okay, miss.

- Tea, Trudy.
- Yes, ma'am.

Can't see anymore
that boy. Did you understand?

Rose, I forbid you.

Stop, mom. Soon your nose
it will start to bleed.

This is not a joke.

Our situation is precarious.

You know the money is gone.

Of course, I know it's gone.

You remind me of this every day.

Your father left us nothing
in addition to debts hidden by a good name.

This name is the only letter
we have to play.

I don't understand it.

It will be a good marriage with Hockley.
It will guarantee our survival.

How can you give me this responsibility?

Why are you being so selfish?

Am I being selfish?

Do you want to see me working as a seamstress?

Is that what you want?

See our things sold
at an auction?

Our memories
scattered in the wind?

It's so unfair.

Of course it's unfair.

We are women.

Our choices are never easy.

Protect them with Your guiding hand

Of all the dangers on Earth

O spirit sent by the Father

To spread the firmament

O wind of heaven, with Your strength

Save all who challenge the flight of the eagle

And keep them in Your care

- Hello, Mr. Andrews.
- Hi, Jack.

I need to talk to someone
for a minute.

- Sir, you can't stay here.
- I only need to talk to one person.

I was here last night,
Don't you remember?

No, I don't think so.

- Now you need to leave.
- He'll tell you.

I just need to talk...

Mr. Hockley and Miss. Dewitt Bukater...

continue to thank you for your help.

They asked me to give you this
in gratitude.

I don't want your money. Please. Just...

And also to remind you that you have
a third class ticket...

and that your presence here
is no longer appropriate.

Please, I just want to talk to Rose
one second.

Please see to it that Mr. Dawson
go back to your seat...

and stay there.

Yes sir. Come.

Hear us when we cry out to the Lord

For those in danger at sea

And then row,
as you normally would, sir.

And here we have the stationary bike,
which is very effective for keeping fit...

and here, the electric horse.
He, of course, is also very popular...

and we even have the electric camel.

Reminds me of my time at Harvard.

This is the new dry paddle.
Would you like to try, ma'am?

Don't be absurd.

I can't imagine something
that you need less.

Our next stop will be at the bridge.

This way, please.

And why are there two rudders?

- We only use this one near the coast.
- Excuse me, sir.

Another ice warning.
This is from Noordam.

Thank you, radio operator.

No need to worry.
It's normal this time of year.

In fact, we are accelerating. I'm done
ordering the last boilers to be lit.

She is a goddess among mortals,
without a doubt.

But she's from another world, Jack,
you must forget her.

She's there closing the door.
Forget about her at once.

- He's not being logical, I guarantee it.
- Love is not logical.

OK, son, roll it up tight,
as I showed. That's right.

- Hey, you guys, go back to your seat.
- We're going.

ATTENTION: 3RD CLASS PASSENGERS
NOT ALLOWED HERE

OK, now, let go.

Excellent.

Mr. Andrews, I'm sorry...

But I did the math in my head...

and with the number of lifeboats
times the capacity you mentioned...

I'm sorry, but it seems
that there is not room for everyone on board.

About half, in fact.

Rose, you don't miss anything, do you?

In fact, I put on a new type of Turkish...

which can take one more row
of buttons inside this.

But some thought...

that the deck would be very crowded.

So my idea was rejected.

It's a waste of space,
since this ship is unsinkable.

There's nothing to worry about, Rose.

I built a good ship, firm and strong.

He's all the lifesaver you need.

Keep heading aft.
The next stop is the engine room.

Let's go.

Jack, that's impossible.
I can't talk to you.

- I need to talk to you.
- No, Jack. No.

Jack, I'm engaged.

I'm going to marry Cal.

I love Cal.

Rose, you're not easy, right?

She's a spoiled girl.

But underneath that,
you are the most incredible...

stunning and wonderful girl...

Woman I've already met and...

- Jack, I...
- No, let me try to say this.

You are...

I'm not an idiot. I know what the world is like.

I have $10 in my pocket.

I have nothing to offer you and I know it.

I understand.

But now I'm too involved.

If you jump, I jump, remember?

I can't turn my back without knowing
if you're going to be okay.

That's all I want.

Well, I'm fine.

I'll be fine. Same.

Same?

I don't think so.

They caught you in the trap, Rose.

And you will die if you don't free yourself.

Maybe not right away,
because you are strong...

but, sooner or later,
this fire that I love in you, Rose...

This fire will go out.

My salvation does not depend
from you, Jack.

You're right.

Only you can do this.

I'm going back there. Leave me alone.

Tell Lucile about the disaster
with the stationery.

Of course, the invitations had
have to be returned twice.

- My goodness.
- And the bridesmaids' dresses.

I'll tell you, what an odyssey.

Rose decided she wanted lilac.
She knows I hate that color.

He did it to spite me.

If you had come to me sooner.

Ruth saw my models
at La Mode Illustrée...

which were for the trousseau...

of the youngest daughter
of the Duchess of Marlborough. They were beautiful.

I think you will agree,
darling, that together...

we create a phoenix from the ashes.

Hi Jack.

I changed my mind.

They said you might be
up here...

Give me your hand.

Now, close your eyes.

Close.

Now, go up.

Hold on to the rail.
Keep your eyes closed.

- It's not worth spying.
- I'm not spying.

Climb onto the rail.

Hold on. Hold on.

Keep your eyes closed.

- Do you trust me?
- I trust.

All right, open your eyes.

I'm flying. Jack.

Come, Josephine,
in my flying machine

Up she goes
Up she goes

That was the last time
that the Titanic saw the light of day.

We are at sunset
the night of the sinking.

- Six hours to go.
- Incredible.

There's Smith, standing there...

with the iceberg warning on his damn hand.

Sorry, in hand, and is sending
increase speed.

Twenty-six years of experience
working against him.

He thinks that anything he can
sinking the ship will be seen in time.

But the ship is too big
and the rudder is too small.

Can't turn very quickly.

Everything he knows is wrong.

It's quite appropriate, I can assure you.
This is the living room.

- Is the light enough?
- What?

Artists don't need
good lighting?

It's true, but I'm not used to it
working in such horrible conditions.

Monet!

- Do you know his work?
- Of course.

See the use of color here. Isn't he great?

I know. It's extraordinary.

Cal insists on taking this thing
horrible everywhere.

Will he be back soon?

Not while there is
cigars and cognac.

It's beautiful. What is it, a sapphire?

A diamond. A very rare diamond.

Jack, I want you to draw me
like one of your French girls.

- Using this.
- All good.

Using just that.

The last thing I need...

It's another portrait of me
looking like a porcelain doll.

As a paying customer...

I hope to receive what I want.

On top of the bed. From the couch.

Lie down.

- Tell me when it's good.
- Put your arm where it was.

Put the other one up,
with your hand close to your face.

That.

Now, lower your head.

Look at me, keep looking at me.

And try to be quiet.

So serious.

I think it's turning red,
Mr. Great Artist.

I can't imagine
Monsieur Monet blushing.

He paints landscapes.

- Relax your face.
- Sorry.

Don't laugh.

My heart was pounding all the time.

It was the most erotic moment
of my life...

at least until then.

And what happened afterwards?

Do you want to know if we had sex?

April 14, 1912 J.D.

Sorry to disappoint you, sir. Bodine.

Jack was very professional.

Thank you.

What are you doing?

Can you put this back in the safe for me?

- Gentlemen, can you excuse me?
- Of course.

None of the flight attendants saw her.

This is absurd. It's a ship.

There is limited space
where she might be.

Lovejoy, find her.

- It's clear.
- Yes.

I don't think I've ever seen the sea so calm.

Like a swimming pool. Totally no wind.

It will be harder to see the icebergs...

without seeing the water breaking at the base.

Well, I'm going to retire.

Maintain speed and course,
Mr. Lightoller.

Yes sir.

It's getting cold.

- You look beautiful.
- Miss Rose?

My drawings.

Come on, Jack!

- Wait!
- Wait!

- Go!
- Down, quickly.

- Go!
- Quick! Fast!

Goodbye.

Sorry.

DEQUE AND

- Continue.
- Thank you, I already got it.

This guy is too strong for a servant.

- He looks more like a police officer.
- I think it was.

Cal's father hired him
to keep the little boy out of trouble.

To make sure he would come back
to the hotel with the wallet...

after venturing through the parts
least respectable in the city.

Like what are we doing now?

- Oh, damn.
- Go!

Walk.

- No, here!
- Quick!

- And now?
- What?

More coal on number one, mate.

What are you doing here?

They shouldn't be here. It's dangerous!

I guarantee you.

I bet you $50 we'll get there
to New York Tuesday night.

$100 on Wednesday morning.

Carry on. Don't worry
with us.

They're doing a great job.
Keep it up!

See what we have here.

Thanks.

Where to, miss?

To the stars.

Are you nervous?

No.

Put your hands on me, Jack.

See this one.

He wants his private train
See you find him.

We're going to spend the whole night with this here.

You'll spend all night
with this here.

And?

You're kidding.

My goodness.

Jesus Christ.

- It's that idiot Californian.
- Tell him to go clean himself up.

I'll do more than that.

Get out.

Shut up.

I am working.

Corporal Race.

arrogant bastard.

I warned you about the ice,
and he tells me to shut up.

Listen to this operator.
He must be very close to us.

What is he sending now?

Poker...

business...

good.

Well, that's enough for me. I'll hang up.

Goodnight.

It's very cold.

I can smell the ice, you know?
When you're close.

- What nonsense!
- Well, I can do it, okay?

Did you find binoculars for the lookouts?

I haven't seen them since Southampton.

Well, I'll make my rounds. Goodbye.

It's shaking.

Don't worry, I'll be fine.

- They ran down there.
- Right.

Is something missing?

Baby, now you can leave
the two of us locked in the safe. Rose

I have a better idea.

I got!

Did you see their faces?

It saw?

When the ship anchors...

I'll go out with you.

- That's crazy.
- I know.

It doesn't make sense.

That's why I trust it.

Hey, check this out.

Look at them.

They're a little warmer than us.

If we need it to warm up,
I prefer not to...

If it's the same for you, OK?

My goodness!

Answer, you idiots!

- Is anyone there?
- Yes, what are you seeing?

- Iceberg, straight ahead!
- Thanks.

Iceberg ahead!

Turn everything to starboard!

Turn! Fast!

Back!

- It's upside down.
- The helm is all turned over, sir.

Go, go!

Lower the steam! Slow down!

Close all valves! Close!

Wait.

Now! Reverse gear.

Why aren't they turning?

- Is it all turned around?
- It is. Yes, sir, all turned around.

Let's go. Let's go. Turn.

Yes.

It will hit!

My God!

Our.

- All to port!
- All to port!

Back!

Come on, move!

Get out. They are closing the doors!

Get out!

Get out of here! Let's go!

Come on, guys! Let's go!

Outside!

WATERPROOF DOOR INDICATOR

WHEN THE LIGHTS ARE ON
THE DOORS ARE CLOSED

Hey, son, how about some ice cream?

Oh, my God.

This one passed by, huh?

Can you smell the ice?
What the hell!

Note the time in the logbook.

What was that, Mr. Murdoch?

An iceberg, sir.

I turned everything to starboard and reversed
the march, but we were too close.

I tried to get away from him, but we crashed.

- Close the watertight doors.
- The doors are closed, sir.

- Complete stop.
- Yes sir.

Tell the carpenter to assess the damage.

Yes sir.

Come on, let's get out of here.

Come on, quickly.

Excuse me, why did the engines stop?

- I felt a tremor.
- Don't worry, ma'am.

We must have lost a propeller.
That must have been the tremor.

Can I bring you something?

No, thank you.

They are talking about an iceberg.
Did you see anything?

I don't see anything. And you?

Everything seems fine. I don't see anything.

- Did it damage the ship?
- It didn't seem like it hit hard.

I think we're fine.

Very well, that's it.
You're going too far.

If the mice are heading in that direction,
It's good enough for me.

Everything is under control.

- You.
- Sir, there is no emergency.

Yes, there is. I've been robbed.

Call the petty officer.

- Now, you idiot!
- Yes sir.

Hey, did I miss the fun?

- Did you see what happened?
- No, I lost.

It looks like it hit there.

Boiler Room 6 is flooded
above the lining...

and the armor is worse.
It's all crumpled...

- Can it be fixed?
- If the bombs are fast.

Did you see the damage to the main breastplate?

No, you're already underwater.

This is not good.

We have to warn my mom and Cal.

I think they are very good, sir.

Don't touch anything.
I want them to photograph the entire room.

We were looking for you, miss.

There we go.

A serious thing happened.

Yes, it happened.

Really.

Two things I cherish
disappeared tonight.

One is back and I have a good idea
where to find the other.

Search him.

- Take off your coat.
- What happened now?

Let's go.

Cal, what are you doing?

We have an emergency.
What is happening?

- Is this the one?
- That's right.

This is nonsense!

Don't believe it, Rose. No.

- I couldn't have stolen it.
- Of course I could.

It's pretty easy for a professional.

But I stayed with him the whole time.
This is absurd.

Maybe he did
while you were getting dressed, darling.

Very smart, Cal.
Rose, they put it in my pocket.

- Shut up.
- It's not even your pocket. Yeah, son?

"Owned by A.L. Ryerson."

It was reported stolen today.

I just borrowed it. I was going to return it.

An honest thief.
We have an honest thief here, don't we?

You know I didn't do that, Rose. You know.

Don't believe them, Rose. You know.

- You know I didn't do that.
- Come on, son. Let's go.

- Rose!
- Come on, my good boy.

Let's go.

You know I didn't do that. You know me!

That's unfortunate, Captain.

Water 4 meters above the keel
in 10 minutes...

at the front, in all three holds
and in Boiler Room 6.

- That's right, sir.
- When can we continue our journey?

There are five compartments.

It can float with four
damaged compartments...

but not with five.

Not with five.

As the front lowers...

the water will go over
from the bulkheads on E deck...

from one compartment to another,
going backwards.

There is no stopping.

The bombs. We open the bombs...

The bombs will give us more time,
but only a few minutes.

From now on,
no matter what is done...

the Titanic is going to sink.

But this ship cannot sink.

He's made of iron, sir.
I guarantee you can. And it goes.

It's a mathematical fact.

How long?

One hour. Two at most.

How many people are on board, Mr Murdoch?

There are 2,200 people on board, sir.

Well, I think you'll make it
your headlines, Mr. Ismay.

You really are a slut, aren't you?

Look at me when I talk to you!

- Mr. Hockley?
- Not now. We are busy.

They told you gentlemen
put on the lifeguards...

- and go on deck.
- He said not now.

Sorry to bother you, Mr. Hockley,
but these are the captain's orders.

Now please
put on warm clothes.

The night is very cold.

May I suggest coats and hats?

This is ridiculous.

Don't worry, miss.
I'm sure it's just a precaution.

Wake up. Put on the life preservers.

What is he talking about?

- Wake up. Put on the life preservers.
- What is this commotion?

Just put the lifeguards on.

CQD?

Sir?

That's right, CQD, the danger signal.

This is our position.

Tell who to reply
that we are sinking by the bow...

and we need immediate help.

Our.

Maybe we should try
the new distress call.

SOS.

It may be our only chance to use it.

Keep ducking!

Careful! Leave it stretched!
And turn to duck!

Discover this boat!
Discover all the stern boats!

Release the cables!

Roll up the tarp! Fast!

Mr. Wilde, where are the passengers?

They went back inside.
It's too cold and noisy for them.

You!

Come down here and help with the cables!

Would you like a drink, sir?

Put on the life preservers.

Son, what happened?

We put the lifeguards
and now we are doing nothing.

Sorry, ma'am. Let me go find out.

I don't think anyone knows
what is happening here.

Idiot English people who do everything right.

No need to blaspheme, Mr. Hockley.

Go back and turn on the heaters
of our quarters.

I want a cup of tea when I get back.

- Yes, ma'am.
- Yes, ma'am.

Mr. Andrews...

I saw the iceberg. And I see it in your eyes.

Please tell the truth.

The ship will sink.

- He is sure?
- Yes.

In about an hour...

all of this will be at the bottom of the Atlantic.

What?

Please just say
to whomever is necessary.

I don't want to be responsible for the panic.

And go to a boat. Fast. Don't wait.

Remember what I said about the boats?

Yes.

I understand.

Yes, madam, put it on immediately.

Here, son.

Lord, you need to go
to Second Class Accounting.

- There is a crowd there.
- You can go. I'll keep an eye on him.

Yes. Right.

Sir!

The Carpathia says it's coming in at 17 knots.

That's their top speed, sir.

Were you the only one who responded?

The only one nearby, sir.

They said they would arrive in four hours.

Four hours!

Thank you, Bride.

My God.

We've already got them on the sides, sir.

Isn't it better to take women
and the children in the boats, sir?

Sim.

Sir?

Women and children first, yes.

Yes sir.

Ladies and gentlemen, attention please!

This way, please. That's right.

Come towards me. Thanks.

Excellent.

For now,
I only want women and children.

- Gentlemen, please.
- Here.

Okay, guys. As the captain said,
very cheerful, so there is no panic.

Wedding waltz.

Put on the life preservers.

Here, put on the life preserver.

Yes, let's go. Put on the life preserver.

Turn it around.

Please.

It's not time to go to the boats yet!

Please stay calm.

Don't forget to put
life jackets.

And let the women
and the children move to the front.

- What are we doing, mommy?
- Waiting, darling.

After first class enters
in the boats...

it will be our turn
and we want to be ready, right?

Guys, not yet.

Don't push. They won't come out any faster.

- Help.
- Go get help.

Lower the boat, left and right together!

Both sides together! Firm!

Calm!

Stop!

Hold the left side!

Right side only!

Right side only.
Hold the left side!

Lower together!

Steady, boys!

You know, I think the ship
it will sink.

I was asked to give you
this little souvenir.

With regards
by Mr. Caledon Hockley.

Forward now.

Line up at Boat 9.
Start boarding.

- For God's sake, hurry up.
- Yes sir.

There is no time to waste.

- Let go at once-
- Hey, get out of here, you fool.

- Do you want to drown them all?
- Do you know who I am?

You are a passenger
and I am an officer of the ship.

Now do as I say.

Yes, very well. Sorry, I...

Come on, sister. You heard the man.
To the boat.

There is space
for a gentleman, gentlemen?

Only women for now, sir.

The boats will be occupied
according to class?

I hope they don't get too full.

Oh, mother, shut up!

Don't you understand?

The water is freezing
and there are not enough boats.

Not even half.

Half the people on this ship
will die.

Not the better half.

Come on, Ruth, get in the boat.
First class seats are here.

You know, it's a shame I didn't keep it
that drawing.

It'll be worth a lot more tomorrow morning.

Women and children
forward, please.

You miserable cretin.

Come, Rose, darling.
There's plenty of space for you.

This way, miss.

Come, Rose.

You're next, baby.

Come to the boat, Rose.

Come.

Rose?

Get in the boat.

Rose?

Goodbye, mother.

Rose?

- Rose, come back here.
- Where are you going?

Look for it?

To be that bum's whore?

No, wait.

I'd rather be his whore
than his wife.

No!

I said no!

Rose, please stop!

- Get down!
- No, stop!

- All together.
- No, wait!

Get down!

Rose!

Help!

Can anyone hear me?

Hello! Help!

Mr Andrews!

- Check the starboard gangway.
- Yes, Mr. Andrews.

Please put on a life jacket.
Go to the deck immediately.

Lucy, please
put on a life preserver and lead by example.

Yes sir.

- Anyone here?
- Mr. Andrews?

Thank God.

Where would the NCO put someone arrested?

- You must go to the boat immediately.
- No!

I will do this
with or without your help, sir.

But without help it will take longer.

Take the elevator to the bottom.
Go left.

Go down the crew passage,
turn right and left at the stairs.

You will reach a long corridor.

This could be bad.

Oh, damn!

Excuse me. Thanks.

- It doesn't matter what you think.
- The elevator is closed.

Sorry, miss,
but the elevators are closed.

I'm tired of being polite, damn it!
Now, take me down!

E Deck.

Let's go.

- I'm going back upstairs.
- No.

Come back! I'm going up!

Crew passage.

CREW ONLY

Jack!

Rose!

Jack!

Rose, I'm here!

Jack!

-Jack!
- Rose!

Jack! Jack, I'm so sorry.

Sorry. I am really sorry.

- Lovejoy put it in my pocket.
- I know. I know.

Listen, Rose...

you will have to find
a copy of the key, OK?

Look in that closet over there.

It's small and silver, Rose.

Silver.

These are all brass!

Look over there, Rose.

Rose...

How did you find out that I didn't steal the necklace?

I didn't find out. I just realized that I already knew.

Keep looking.

No key. There is no key!

All right, Rose, listen.

You'll have to go get help.

Everything will be fine.

I will be back in a moment.

I'll wait here!

STAIRCASE TO D DECK

Hello? Is there anyone there?

Hello?

Is there anyone down here?

We need help! Hello?

Drug.

Can someone hear me, please?

Oh, thank God.

Wait, I need help.
There's a man back there.

Wait!

Hello?

Hello?

Miss, you shouldn't be here.

- I need help.
- Let's go upstairs. Over here, quick.

There's a man down here. Arrested.

- This way. No need to panic.
- Please!

No, I'm not panicking!
You're going the wrong way!

Let me go! Listen!

Go to hell.

Oh, my God.

Jack!

Rose!

Does this work?

Let's find out. Come.

Wait.

Train a little there.

Excellent. Now try hitting the same mark
again, Rose. You can do it.

OK. You've trained enough.

Come on, Rose. You can do it.

Listen, hit really hard
and very quickly.

Let's go. Wait.

Separate your hands a little more.

- Excellent.
- Like this?

Right.

Listen, Rose, I trust you.

Go.

You did it!

Come on, let's go.

Wow, how cold it is!

This is the way out.

We have to find another way. Let's go.

Keep paddling.

Row together.

We have to get away from the ship.

Keep paddling.

You, on the starboard side,
It's not paddling evenly.

- Sorry, sir.
- Now, row!

It looks like a duck with a broken wing.
Have you ever rowed before, son?

No, ma'am.

Give me that oar.
I'll show you how it's done.

Row!

This is really something
that you don't see every day.

Lower.

Come on, put in all your strength. Row!

Remen.

Remen.

Come on, row.

Remen.

Go back, go back to the ship.

Boat 6, return to the ship.

- Stop. We have to go back.
- No.

The suction will drag us
if we don't continue forward.

We have more space.

- I say we go back.
- No!

It's our lives now, not theirs.

And I'm in command of this ship, ma'am.

Now, row.

This is the Captain! Return to the ship.

The fools.

I'm not wearing one, sir.

It will only slow me down.
stop my stroke.

You are here.
1,100 kilometers from the coast.

Then you won't want anything
preventing your strokes?

Why are these bags here?
Get rid of them. We need the space.

Get rid of it! Out!

Come. It's time for her to go, sir. Back.

- Stay calm. Sit down.
- No.

- No!
- Make more space.

That's right. Stay alert.

Lovejoy.

She's not on the starboard side either.

Time is running out.

This strutting soldier is not
letting no man pass.

There's one on the other side that's
letting the men pass.

So that's our strategy.

First we need
of insurance. Let's go.

- Get on the boat.
- No.

We've been together for 40 years.
Wherever you go, I go.

Don't argue with me, lsidor.

You know it's no use.

Come on, this way, please. Let's go over there.

Hey!

What do they think they are doing?

They will have to pay for this.

- This is owned by White Star Line.
- Shut up!

- Come on, stay together.
- Hold your sister's hand, Andrew.

Stay together-

- Esther.
- We have to stay together.

Sir, could you open this here?

Sir, it's flooding here.

Does anyone listen to me?

Here, cover yourself.

Thank you.

It's not fair.

It will keep the cold away.

Health.

Can you hold the boat for a minute?
I need to get back to my cabin...

- Sit down.
- She's the last one.

Mr. Lightoller, why are the boats
Are they not completely full?

- Not now, Mr. Andrews.
- There, look.

About twenty people
in a dinghy built for 65?

And I saw a boat with only twelve. Twelve!

We weren't sure of the weight,
Mr Andrews.

- The boats may not be able to handle it.
- Nonsense!

They were tested in Belfast
with the weight of 70 men.

Now fill those boats, Mr. Lightoller.
For God's sake!

Please I need
more women and children!

Get back there! This is not a way out.

Go back there.

You can't leave us locked up here
like animals. The ship is sinking.

Bring women forward.

Unlock the gates.

Only women!

Lock the gates!

For the love of God,
There are women and children down here!

Let us rise
so we have any chance!

Back!

- Where's Fabrizio?

-Jack.
-Tommy.

- Can we go out?
- Not around here.

I don't know what we're going to do,
but it must be quick.

Jack!

Fabrizio.

The boats are gone.

The boat is sinking. We have to leave.

- This way, niente.
- Okay.

Let's go this way, shall we? Let's go.

All of you, come with me.
Let's go to the boats, they are leaving.

Come on, let's go to the boat.

We're going to the boat, it's going to sink.

You, come with me. I'm lucky.
My destiny is to go to America, please.

Come.

Let's go.

- Come on, we have to go.
- I will never forget you.

- I make my own luck.
- Me too.

Let's go!

No, let's go, this way.

This way.

Return to the main staircase
and everything will be resolved there.

Nothing goes.

Everything will be resolved there.
Return to the main staircase.

- Open the gate.
- Go back to the main staircase.

Open the gate now!

Return to the main staircase
like I told you!

What the hell! Son of a bitch!

Stop it!

Open the damn gate!

Fabri, Tommy, help me here.

- Back. Back!
- Pull!

Pull!

- Back.
- Drop it!

- Back!
- Drop it!

- One! Two!
- Stop!

Three!

Again!

Let's go!

Come on, Rose.

You can't go up! They can't do that!

Keep order!

Come back. Come back!

Hold her!

Pull her in!

Back off, I said...

otherwise I will shoot everyone
as if they were dogs!

Keep order here!

I said keep order.

Mr. Lowe, fill this boat.

Right.

Is everyone okay? Don't panic.

Back!

We arrived too late.

There are more boats up ahead.

Keep this one. Murdoch.
It seems to be very practical.

Stop bending down!

Stop bending down!

Cut the cables!

Sit down!

Back off, everyone! Stay away!

Back off, all of you! Stay away!

It's starting to get complicated.
We don't have much time.

Mr. Murdoch?

Mr Hockley. You two, with me, now!

I'm a businessman, you know.
I have a proposal for you.

Come on, Rose.

The boats are gone!

Colonel, are there any boats on that side?

No, miss,
but there are some boats up front.

This way, I'll take her.

Why play?
No one is listening anyway.

They don't hear us at dinner either.
Let's play to warm up.

Orpheus.

Music to drown in.
Now I know I'm in first class.

- Where is everyone?
- They're still at the stern, sir.

Come on, lady, don't cry.

So we understand, Mr. Murdoch.

Please, the men must go to the back.
I said to stay away!

Only women and children! Back!

I said to step aside, sir.
Come, lady.

This way. Back, sir!

Let the women...

It's better to see the other side. Go!

I found her, on the other side.
Waiting for a boat...

with him.

- Any other women or children?
- They're all on board.

Anyone else then?

- Come, sir.
- Anyone else?

Quickly. Fast.

Hold the cables.

What the hell.

Drug.

Shoot!

Sir, you can't come this way.

Sir, you can't pass.

That's right. Splendid. Right.

Get ready to duck!

Ready left!

Lower.

Hold tight.

Both sides together. Firm. Calm.

- Pass it to me.
- Daddy.

- How are you my dear. Don't worry.
- Get her.

Daddy, get in the boat.

Let's separate a little.
Just for a while.

There is another boat for parents...

This one is for mothers and children.

Hold mommy's hand and behave.

Miss.

If it is saved, can you please give it
my wife in Des Moines, Iowa?

She just turned 50 and I...

You won't believe it, of course.
You'll think she's 35.

Everyone thinks so. They even say: "Is she your daughter?"

I answer: "No, it's my wife,
I'm lucky. I'm a lucky guy."

I won't go without you.

- No. You have to go. Now.
- No, Jack.

Get in the boat, Rose.

No, Jack.

Yes. Get in the boat.

Yes, get in the boat, Rose.

My God. Look at you.
It's horrible.

Here.

Put this on. Let's go.

Go. I'll go next time.

No, not without you.

I'll be fine. Listen, I'll be fine.

I'm a survivor, okay?
Don't worry about me.

Now, let's go. Between.

I made a deal with a cop
on the other side of the ship.

Jack and I can go
safely. Both of us.

It saw? I have my own boat to catch.

- Go.
- Hurry. It's almost full.

Come in, miss.

- Go.
- Come on, quickly.

- Come in, please.
- You're a good girl.

- Quick!
- Back.

Back off, I said.

Step away from the rail, please.

Lower!

Firm.

Both sides together, boys.

Calm.

Get down.

You lie well.

Almost as good as you.

Calm down now. Get down.

There's no... There's no agreement, is there?

Yes, there is.

But you won't benefit
a lot with him.

Both sides together.

I always win, Jack.

Get down together, boys.

One way or another.

Be careful with the balance.
Balance that boat.

Calm.

Together, boys.

Keep going!

Rose!

- Stop her!
- Rose!

- What are you doing?
- Stop her!

No!

Rose!

You are so silly! Why did you do this?

You're so silly, Rose.

Why did you do this? Why?

If you jump, I jump, right?

Right.

Oh, heavens.

I couldn't go. I couldn't go, Jack.

All good. We'll think of something.

At least I'm with you.

Let's go! Move!

Let's go!

Let's go! Walk!

Let's go!

Skirt!

Come on, come on, Rose!

Rose, come on!

Hurry, Rose!

Go!

I hope you enjoy your time together!

What could be funny?

I put the diamond in the coat.

And I put the coat on her!

I give you...

if you can catch it.

Bastard.

Jack.

I know they're here.

There's no point prolonging this.

It's just a matter of time.

I've been looking for you.

Jack!

Jack!

You little shit.

With regards
of the Dawsons of Chippewa Falls.

Let's go.

Father!

We can't leave him.

Alright, let's go!

Father!

Come back!

This is the wrong side! Come back!

Go!

Go!

Run, Rose!

Jack!

-Jack!
- Rose!

This way!

Let's go!

Give me your hand!

Oh, God!

Help!

Help!

Wait, sir!
Sir, open the gate, please!

- Please!
- Please help us!

- Please!
- Please!

What the hell!

Quickly.

- Come on, come on!
- Let's go!

Go, go!

Heavens.

- Please!
- Let's go!

Quickly!

Let's go!

Sorry, I dropped the keys.

- Wait, please!
- Wait!

Don't go! Please send help!

I got! What is it, Rose?

The little one. Try the small one.

Hurry, Jack.

Oh no! Don't go in.

Hurry, Jack.

It's stuck! It's stuck!

- Let's go!
- Hurry, Jack!

Hurry, Jack!

I achieved! Go, Rose!

Go!

Jack!

Let's go!

Walk, walk.

- Put the oars in place.
- Place an oar under it.

Only women and children, damn it!

Hold on!

Spin the Turks! Let's secure the cables!

Back!

Mommy!

Back, sir!

Back off, I said.

Keep climbing!

Stop pushing!

Back!

Will give us a chance to live,
your stupid English?

I'll shoot any man
what to try to pass! Back!

Idiot!

Back!

We had a deal, damn it!

Your money can't save
neither of us. Back!

Only women and children!

Stop pushing!

No, Tommy!

No! No, Tommy!

Bastard!

No, Will!

Now back away, damn it!

Careful, hold on.

I have a daughter!

Make way!

Please, I have a daughter.

Please, I'm everything
what she has in the world.

Go.

Back!

Please!

Here. Pass it to me.

Calm down, calm down.

The deck is flooding.

Come on, leave it there.
We have already fulfilled our duty.

Come, or let's eat
sand for breakfast.

I am not going.

You are crazy.

Wait! Mr Andrews.

Oh, Rose.

You're not even going to try to run away?

Sorry for not building
a stronger ship for you, Rose.

It's sinking fast. We have to go.

Wait.

Good luck to you, Rose.

To you too.

Mr. Guggenheim?
These are for you gentlemen.

No thanks.
We wear our best clothes...

and we are ready
to go like gentlemen.

But we would like a brandy.

I'm looking for the drug
of my dog.

John.

Madeleine asked
so I can look for the dog.

Bring the cables over here!

Leave the cables taut.
Then we'll turn it around!

Capitán, where should I go? Please.

Captain. Sir.

Right. That's it, then.

Goodbye, Wally, good luck.

- Goodbye, Wallace.
- See you soon, colleague.

And so they lived happily
for 300 years...

in the land of Tir na nog...

the land of beauty and eternal youth.

There is no time! Cut the cables!

Cut if necessary!

I need a knife!

Cut the cables now! Cut!

Cut the cables!

Gentlemen, it has been a privilege
play with you tonight.

We have to stay on the ship
as long as possible.

Let's go.

This way. Hold on to the rail.

Come on, Rose. Jump.

Let's go.

I hold her. Jump!

I got it, miss.

-Jack!
- What?

Back!

No, it will make us sink!

Don't panic.

Yes, even though I walk in the valley
from the shadow of death...

Want to walk a little faster
for this valley?

Climb up.

Open the gate!

Row over there!

Holy Mary, mother of God,
Pray for us sinners...

now and at the hour of our death. Amen.

Hail Mary, full of grace...

This way.

Let's go!

And I saw a new heaven and a new Earth.

For the first heaven and the first Earth
they were gone...

and there were no more oceans.

It will soon be over. It will soon be over.

And he will live with them...

and they will be your people...

and God himself will be with them
and he will be your God.

Jack...

This is where we met.

And God will dry all the tears
from their eyes...

and there will be no more death...

no suffering, no crying...

there will be no more pain...

because the old world will be gone.

Row faster! Row!

Hold on tight, Miss Trudy!

Hold tight.

My God!

Hold the breakers! Hold on!

We have to go!

Give me your hand, I'll pull it.

Come on, give me your hand.

I'm holding on. I won't let go.

Come on, I got you.

- What's going on, Jack?
- I don't know.

- Hold on!
-Jack!

Someone help me please!

And now!

Oh my God, Jack!

Hold!

The ship will pull us under.

Take a deep breath when I say.

Stamp your feet to come back to the surface,
don't stop hitting.

Don't let go of my hand.

We'll make it, Rose. Trust in me.

I trust you.

Ready? Now!

Jack!

- Rose!
-Jack!

Jack!

Jack!

Release her!

- Rose!
-Jack!

Swim, Rose! You have to swim!

Don't stop swimming.

- It's so cold.
- Swim, Rose!

Let's go. Here.

Keep swimming. Let's go.

Here, go up.

Climb on it.

Come on, Rose.

Stay up there. Stay on top, Rose.

This will only last this lady.
Our weight will sink it.

Let me at least try
or I will die soon.

You will die even faster
if you get closer.

Yes. I understand. So, good luck to you.

May God bless them.

Keep moving, Rose. Don't stop.

Come back with the boats!

The boats are coming back
to get us, Rose.

Hold on a little longer.

They had to move away
because of the suction...

but now they will return.

For God's sake!

Please help us!

We should do something.

That's out of the question.

You don't understand.

If we go back, they'll sink the boat.
They're going to take us to the bottom, I tell you.

Stop it. It's scaring me.

Come on, girls.
Grab an oar. Let's go.

Are you crazy?
We are in the middle of the North Atlantic.

Do you want to live or die?

I don't understand any of you.

What's the problem?
It's your men who are there!

There is plenty of space for more people.

And there will be one less person
on this boat.

If you don't shut up!

Take the oars there.

Tie these two boats together.

Make sure you are
well tied.

Okay, listen. We have to go back.

I want to transfer all women
from this boat to that one.

As quickly as possible.

Let's make room there.
Onward and outward.

Not so fast, ma'am.

How dare you. Come in, understand?

Come this way, lady.

It's getting quiet.

It will take a few minutes
to organize the boats.

I don't know about you...

but I intend to write
a very rude letter...

to White Star Line about this.

I love you, Jack.

Don't do that.

Don't say goodbye.

Not yet. Did you understand?

I'm so cold.

Listen, Rose...

you will get out of here.

You will live...

and have many children.

And you will watch them grow.

You're going to die very old,
warm in your bed.

Not here.

Not tonight.

Not like that. Did you understand?

I don't feel my body.

Winning this ticket was the best thing
that has already happened to me.

She brought me to you.

And I really appreciate that, Rose.

I thank.

You must...

do me this honor.

You have to promise that you will survive.

That won't give up...

no matter what happens.

Even if there is no more hope.

Promise, Rose.

And don't forget that promise.

I promise.

Don't forget.

I'll never forget, Jack.

I will never forget.

Straight ahead, sir.

Oars!

See someone moving?

No, sir. None moving.

Check them out.

Bring that paddle here.

Check them out. Make sure.

These are dead, sir.

Make space. Forward, slowly.

Be careful with the oars. Don't hit them.

Is anyone alive there?

Is anyone listening?

Is anyone alive there?

We waited too long.

Keep checking back! Keep looking!

Is anyone alive there?

Is anyone listening?

I see it.

Row!

With all my might.

I see it. With all my might.

Maintain position.

Bring it. Help him get in. Bring him soon.

Pull it over here.

Now cover him with these blankets.

Keep it warm.

There are some blankets here.

Cover it.

In my flying machine

And upward she goes

Up she goes

Come, Josephine

In my flying machine

Jack?

Here comes a boat.

Jack?

Here comes a boat, Jack.

Come back.

Come back!

Hello!

Is anyone listening?

There's nothing here, sir.

Come back.

I will never forget. I promise.

Come back!

Fifteen hundred people fell into the sea...

when the Titanic sank beneath us.

There were 20 boats nearby...

and only one came back.

One.

Six people were saved from the water...

including me.

Six out of 1,500.

After that, the 700 people in the boats...

they could do nothing but wait.

Waiting to die, waiting to live.

Waiting for a pardon...

that would never come.

I don't think you'll find it
No one from your family here.

They are all third class.

Yes, ma'am, calm down.

- Try to calm down.
- Is there no other one?

- Maybe he's on another ship.
- We are doing everything we can.

- I'm very sorry.
- You must have another passenger list.

Thank God! Rose.

That was the last time I saw him.

He got married, of course,
and inherited his millions.

But the stock market crash of 1929
It hurt your business a lot.

And he committed suicide
shot in the mouth that year.

His sons fought like hyenas
for the remains of the inheritance...

at least that's what I read.

May I take your name, please?

Dawson.

Rose Dawson.

Thanks.

Can you exchange one life for another?

A caterpillar turns into a butterfly.

If a stupid insect can do it,
Why couldn't I?

That was most unthinkable...

What did the sinking of the Titanic do?

We didn't find anything about Jack.
There is no record about him.

No, there couldn't be, right?

And I never talked about him until now.
With no one.

Not even your grandfather.

A woman's heart is
a deep ocean of secrets.

But now you know it existed
a man named Jack Dawson...

and that he saved me...

in every way
that a person can be saved.

I don't even have a photo of him.

Now it only exists in memory.

Keldysh, Mir-2 on its way to the surface.

Na zdorov'e.

Let's drink for leaving this place
forget about the ocean and go home.

Who knows next time.

- Hi.
- Come to the party.

If I drink enough, I'll know how to dance.

I was saving this
for when he found the diamond.

I am really sorry.

Three years.

I didn't think about anything other than the Titanic.

But I never understood.

I never let him inside me.

- Oh my God!
- Jesus!

Grandma, no, wait!

Don't come any closer.

I'll let go.

Did you have it the whole time?

The worst thing about being so poor,
It was like being so rich.

But every time I thought about selling it...

I thought about Cal.

And somehow I managed
without his help.

Holy crap.

Look, Rose...

I don't know what to say to a woman
who tries to jump off the Titanic...

when he's not sinking,
and then come back when he is.

We are not dealing with logic here,
I know that. But please...

think about that for a moment.

I've been thinking about this for years.

And I came back here to return it to its place.

Wait.

Just let me hold it in my hand. Please.

Just once.

My God.

The Lord seeks treasures
in the wrong place, Mr. Lovett.

Only life is priceless...

and living each day is what counts.

Jesus. No!

What a stupid thing, my lady!

Yes.

Very funny. That's the best.

In the meantime, I'll call my
wife and say, "I'm sorry, honey..."

Do you want to dance?