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Paris 1751

The nobleman Jacamo Casanova arrives in Paris.

Like other nobles, he was invited there,-

he meets the sensual Madame Angie and agrees to a date.

Colonel Setzky is in love with Madame Angie.

He hates him.

So the cruel Colonel, who is the best swordsman in Europe, challenges every man to a duel,-

who dares to approach Madame Angie and kills them.

Casanova knows some Italian fencing, attacks from,-

the right and an unexpected left stockade that Setzky did not anticipate.

So Casanova gets his date.

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So, is it time to fight?

Casanova, you are indeed insolent, you are indeed daring to challenge our Colonel Setzky; the three of us will teach you a lesson.

I understand.

You are very young, perhaps you can be saved.

We must see how severe your wound is.

Are you strange?

You are a girl.

I live as a man.

I will die as a man.

We will not die as anything while I am here.

Find me a doctor.

I will reward you handsomely.

Yes, there is one at the end of the street. Make yourself comfortable.

Hurry.

Quickly.

Are you a doctor?

Yes, I am.

Please, quickly.

How bad is it?

Well, I can say that his heart and lungs are not damaged.

But what other vital organs may have been disturbed, I do not know.

What is your prognosis, doctor?

No.

Or make his last moments as comfortable as possible.

Is there anything you can do?

I will just clean the wound.

Well, that's all I can do, sir.

You have done as much as anyone could, I suppose.

Well, thank you.

You are very generous.

Oh, I will find my own way out.

You know,

years ago, I knew a girl just like you.

Myra.

You defiled her when she was 16.

Myra, it's you.

Yes.

Oh, I remember you had the most magnificent body human eyes have ever seen.

She still does.

Oh, David.

Remember what the doctor said?

To make my last moments pleasant.

Afraid.

Now I am.

I want to die, now I do.

That's it.

He's finished.

No, not yet.

How do you know?

Look at this.

I am a gypsy.

Do you want to make love?

And the gypsy girl was right.

The girl not only lived, but gave Casanova a son,-

who was adopted by a famous Spanish nobleman.

El Conde de la Riva, and became Europe's greatest lover, Don Juan.

Okay, okay, okay.

Stop.

It's over.

Congratulations.

You have defended your position very well against both of us.

Thank you.

A great improvement.

Why don't we go inside and chat?

Prince,

I have a message for your son from Prince Dilión.

Well, he is now 21 years old.

Give it to him.

And this is for you.

Thank you.

You're welcome, sir.

And good afternoon, gentlemen.

I do have some business to attend to in town.

The servant will take care of your fee, and he will also see you out.

Thank you very much for today.

You're welcome, good afternoon, gentlemen.

Well, the time has come for me to reveal a very important secret to you.

What is it?

First, let me congratulate you on your dedication here.

You can defend yourself very well against anyone in Europe.

Thank you.

Then I can relax.

Not that you want to stay alive.

The secret is.

You know that you are an adopted son.

Yes?

Your biological father is Giacomo Casanova.

Oh, Giacomo, I am a blind novel at the door.

Of course you are.

Now that you are 21 years old, I have a gift for you.

From him, his fragrance.

He used it every time, especially on his correspondence.

Thank you.

Don Juan wore the fragrance on his journey to meet Prince Dilión in Paris.

On the first day of the journey, he decided to stop and visit some friends.

Oh, good.

This is very good.

On the second day of this unforgettable journey

Don Juan decided to make a second stop.

This is good.

On the third afternoon, Don Juan met Prince De Leon.

How good of you to come, Don Juan.

Prince, I came as fast as I could.

What can I do for you?

First of all, I must have your word of honor.

You will not reveal this to anyone.

You have my word.

The King has ordered me to have a son.

Well, that's good.

Why don't you?

I am impotent.

I don't quite understand.

I cannot get an erection, especially with women.

Ah, now I understand why you are surrounded

by all your handsome young friends.

I'm glad you understand.

What does that have to do with me, by the way?

Now, don't misunderstand.

My wife has agreed to have a child with only two men in the world.

Giacomo Casanova and you, Don Juan.

I have spoken with Casanova and he has refused.

So Don Juan, it must be you.

You want me to go to bed with your wife?

Exactly.

I have never met her before.

Yes, you met her several years ago when she was single.

She remembers you very well.

Oh, by the way, I apologize for not attending your wedding.

But thank you very much for your invitation.

But as you know, I was in Spain at the time.

It's not a problem.

So I have your word of honor.

You cannot tell this to anyone.

You have my word.

Isabella and I have often discussed this.

She has agreed to meet with you.

I will go to her room and fetch her.

Don Juan.

You remember my wife?

Of course I remember.

Nice to see you again.

Please sit, gentlemen.

Well, you.

both have very interesting things to discuss.

So, the natural thing for me to do is excuse myself.

What?

Don Juan.

Do you remember the first time we went dancing?

Isabella, of course I remember.

How could I forget a beautiful girl like you?

You know, Don Juan, I have always liked you.

Isabella, I have always secretly admired you.

To me, you are one of the most attractive women in Europe.

I know you are exaggerating.

I know you have spoken with my husband.

Do you think you are ready?

Are you?

For you, Don Juan.

I will always be ready.

Oh, I really like your bedroom.

Thank you.

Why is that?

Simple and pure, isn't it?

Oh.

You know, I really notice your perfume.

I like it.

Thank you.

It was given by a friend of mine.

It seems like I have smelled it on someone else before.

Who?

Jacamo Casanova.

Oh, that's the friend who gave it to me.

Hello, Don Juan.

I have good news for you.

So what's the good news?

It has been one month since you gave your treatment to my wife.

Time flies.

She is now pregnant.

Why are you doing this?

I want my secret to die with you.

Not if I can help it.

I don't want you to follow my son.

Oh, my God, you're hurt.

How did this happen?

Oh, my God.

Open this up.

What happened?

You see, is he dead?

Yes, he is dead.

I'm just glad it wasn't you who was killed.

My husband was very cruel to me.

He didn't like women.

He only liked men.

I am glad to be free of him.

I love you, Don Juan.

I love you too.

You have the perfect medicine for me.

What is it?

You are perfect, darling.

Get rid of this.

Help me.

Isabella's child became John's great-great-grandfather.

His grandfather came to America and bought land.

He had a son, John's father.

John is the sole heir to his family's land.

And in an old table originating from Europe, an antique dealer found some,-

letterheads from Giacomo Casanova and a small bottle of perfume.

He gave it to John.

John was amazed that the glass preserved the exclusive aroma,-

for years and dripped a few drops on his clothes.

It brought a new sense of happiness to him.

He felt great, but the perfume affected everyone who smelled it.

The perfume made John make love to everyone in the family.

This is no joke, John.

I just want you to answer one straightforward question.

Did you do my wife, my three children, and Rose?

I'll tell you something, Paul.

And when I'm done, if you want to shoot me, please do.

Do you remember the perfume your wife talked about after dinner on the first night?

John became very worried when he also made love to his partner.

He went to a psychiatrist because he had never had a homosexual experience before.

We made love with a passion I have never known before.

The psychiatrist refused to believe that the perfume had such an effect.

John, have you ever thought that maybe you

could have been hallucinating some of these things?

So he smelled it.

And John had to satisfy him.

John, if we can take this perfume and put it into cosmetics, we could make a lot of money.

I mean, I happen to have the right connections in a good cosmetics line.

Okay, let's try it.

Dr. Sharp has a sharp business understanding and,-

wants to commercialize the perfume in cosmetics.

For this, he needs the support of other scientists.

So this, ladies and gentlemen, is a dream I had.

But to me, it is more than just a dream.

It is more closely related to reality, I think, than reality itself.

So, do you understand why I called you here today?

In fact, I am willing to risk my professional reputation.

That's how important this is to me.

It sounds quite interesting, Doctor. But can you prove it?

Yes, I can.

has my support.

I haven't seen him sign anything.

They won't deny that the perfume works now.

They are right.

You won't believe what I found today.

You're pregnant.

In my research, I found that you are a direct descendant of Giacomo Casanova.

Are you kidding?

Is this real?

Yes.

Really?

Yes.

Do you know what this means for our advertising campaign?

I can guess.

Yes.

We are going to be very, very rich.

Yes, tonight.

Very, very proud of you.

Thank you.

How are we doing?

Amazing.

Do you want to see today's sales report?

Miss Cohen?

Yes, Doctor?

Can you bring the sales report, please, for today?

Sir.

Here it is.

I think you'll find this is enough for today.

Thank you.

Excuse me, Doctor Audrey.

Is this ready?

Is this ready to go?

Yes, you need to feel happy.

Are you sure the numbers are correct?

Positive.

Incredible.

I don't believe it.

I never thought I'd see the day where perfume is worth more than oil.

I know.

It's fantastic.

It's growing every day.

I love it.

You haven't seen anything yet.

Casanova products will take over the world.

How's the ad campaign?

Fantastic.

In fact, we're going to be on the news tonight.

If we hurry, we can catch it now.

Oh, let's go.

And now the old news channel presents the evening edition of Pulse of the World.

All the important events will reach you through the best news team in the country.

Dr. Anne Perry with the local news.

Will you mark the old one with national events and sports,-

and the beautiful Maurya Pia with international news?

As usual, Dr. K will give his entertaining weather report.

And now here's the beautiful Anne Perry with the local news.

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.

Domestically, business is booming for,-

hotels, motels, motor homes and condominiums.

All books are full due to the extraordinary increase in sexual recreation.

A common sign of our times is no vacancy.

We have never shown footage like this on television before.

But now since it is news worthy, we can bring you the following live report.

And now, for national news and sports, Mr. William Margot.

Thank you, Anne.

The love fever has hit the country in epidemic proportions.

But no one seems to be complaining.

The cause of this pleasant affliction is being studied by teams of specialists who,-

seem to be having difficulty concentrating on their work.

In sports, all scheduled contests have been canceled,-

in favor of continuous activities of a non-competitive nature.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes, that sounds like a very good idea.

Cold.

It's happening in the park here.

Now, for a look at the international picture, our beautiful Maria Pia.

Thank you, Bill.

The outbreak of pleasure has spread to many foreign countries, including England,

France, Italy, and has stopped the revolution in South America.

An entire continent is no longer making war.

Only love.

People are making love everywhere.

Hopefully, no end is in sight.

Our camera crews are busy recording this endless spontaneous explosion of sex.

Uninhibited couples are everywhere.

Believe me, the accident is happening in the open.

Girls are approaching men, and of course, the men are delighted.

We have never seen a more satisfied society.

No problems here.

Only love.

Is this a new sexual revolution?

You can bet it is.

You can bet.

Finally, let's hear from our little weather writer, Dr. K.

Thank you, Maria, to you.

Ready or not, this is the weather report, well, the weather is unusual out there,-

everywhere, all over the snake, there are clear skies.

No crowds anywhere.

Yeah, the man said it.

The country is soaked.

I don't know where I want this.

The money, or you?

It's the best of both worlds.

You can bet.

There's someone at your door.

The maid will handle it.

Excuse me, ma'am.

Some people from the government are here to see you.

Oh, this is in the mood.

I didn't know that one.

You just sit until everyone ma'am.

I'm terribly sorry to disturb you like this.

Don't worry about it.

It's okay.

We are from the state department, and we are here to

discuss the possible use of Casanova products.

What about them?

We are prepared to make an offer from the federal government for the exclusive rights

to your Casanova products.

Oh, well, maybe for the right price.

The government is prepared to make a generous offer.

But we want to be sure, first, that there is an adequate supply.

Oh, here it is.

Teresa, can you get this box for me? please?

This is a late news bulletin.

Casanova products are so effective that both the United States and the Soviet

Union are dismantling their war machines, especially the legal nuclear weapons.

The superpowers have concluded that the future of mankind is in making love not killing.

The End