All language subtitles for The New Erotic Adventures of Casanova II WEBRip 1982 - English Whisper Base

The noble Jacamo Casanova arrives in
Paris.

Like other noble gentlemen,
he is invited to the there

he meets the sensual Lady
Angie and she agrees to a date.

Colonel Setzky loves Lady Angie.

She despises him.

So the cruel Colonel, being Europe's best
swordsman, challenges a duel to every man

that dares to get close to Lady Angie and
kills them.

Casanova knows some
Italian fencing, attacking on the

right and a left stockade
that Setzky did not expect.

So Casanova gets his date.

So who is it time to fight?

Casanova, you rogue, if you were good
enough for Colonel.

Setzky.

You're very young, perhaps with saving.

We should see how bad your wound is.

Are you strange?

You're a girl.

I live like a man.

I shall die like one.

We shall not die like anything while I am
here.

Find me a doctor.

I'll reward you handsomely.

Yes, there's one down the road.

Make yourself comfortable.

Hurry.

Are you the doctor?

Yes, I am.

Please, hurry.

Just how bad is bad?

Well, I can tell that her heart and her
lungs haven't been damaged.

But what other vital organs might have
been compromised, I don't know.

What's your prognosis, doctor?

Make.

or last moments as happy as possible.

Is there anything you can do?

I'll just the wound.

Well, that's all I can do, sir.

You've done as much as anyone could,
I suppose.

Well, thank you.

You're very generous.

Oh, I'll see my way out.

You know,

many years ago, I knew a girl who looked
just like you.

Myra.

You defloured her when she was 16.

Myra, it's you.

Yes.

Oh, as I remember you had the most magnificent
body human eyes that I've ever seen.

He's still doing it.

Oh, David.

Oh, David.

Remember what the doctor said?

To make my last moments happen.

Frighted.

Fuck me.

I want to die, fuck you.

That's it.

She's done.

No, she isn't.

How do you know?

Look at these things.

I'm a gypsy.

Would you like to fork?

Oh, yes.

Oh, oh,

oh.

Oh, oh,

oh.

Oh, oh.

Oh, oh.

And the gypsy girl was right.

The girl not only lived,
but gave Casanova a son

that was adopted by a
well-known Spanish noble.

El Conde de la Riva, and became Europe's
greatest lover, Don Juan.

Okay, okay, okay.

Stop.

It's sent out.

Congratulations.

You have held your ground very well
against the two of us.

Thank you.

Big improvement.

Why don't we go inside and chat?

Count,

I have a message for your son from the
Count Dilión.

Well, he is 21 now.

Give it to him.

And here you are.

Thank you.

You welcome, sir.

And good day, gentlemen.

I do have business to attend to in town.

The servant would be taking care of your
fee, and also he will see you out.

Thank you so very much for today.

You're quite welcome, good day,
gentlemen.

Well, the time has come for me to reveal
to you a very important secret.

What's that?

First, let me congratulate you on your
service here.

You can defend yourself very well against
anybody in Europe.

Thank you.

Then I can relax.

Not that you want to stay alive.

The secret is.

You know that you are an adopted son.

Yes?

Your real father is Giacomo Casanova.

Oh, Giacomo, I am a novel blind at door.

Of course you are.

Then now that you are 21, I have a gift
from you.

From him, his purview.

He uses every time, especially on his
correspondence.

Thank you.

Don Juan was wearing the Cologne on his
way to meet the Count Dilión in Paris.

On the first day of the trip, he decided
to make a stop and visit some friends.

Oh, it's good.

It's so good.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, oh, oh,

oh!

On the second day
of this unforgettable

journey, Don won decided
to make a second stop.

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Hi.

Bye.

It's good.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

On the afternoon of the third day,
Don won meets Count De Leon.

How nice of you to come, Don won.

Duke, I came as soon as I could.

What can I do for you?

First of all, I must have your word of
honor.

You will reveal this to no one.

You have my word.

The king has ordered me to have a son.

Well, that's good.

Why don't you?

I'm impotent.

I do not quite understand.

I cannot get an erection, especially with
women.

Ah, now I understand
why you're surrounded

by all these handsome
young friends of yours.

I'm glad you understand.

What did that do with me, by the way?

Now, don't get me wrong.

My wife has consented to have a child with
only two men in this world.

Giacomo Casanova and you, Don won.

I've spoken to Casanova and he has
refused.

So Don won, it must be you.

You want me to go to bed with your wife?

Precisely.

I haven't met her before.

Yes, you met her several years ago when
she was still single.

She remembers you very well.

Oh, by the way, I'm sorry I didn't attend
your wedding.

But thank you very much for your
invitation.

But as you know, I was in Spain that time.

It was nothing.

So I have your word of honor.

You can tell this to no one.

You have my word.

Isabella and I have spoken of this often.

She has agreed to meet you.

I shall go to her chamber and bring her.

Don won.

You remember my wife?

Sure I do.

It's a pleasure to see you again.

Please be seated, gentlemen.

Well, you.

two have some very interesting things to
talk about.

So, the natural thing for me to do is
excuse myself.

What?

Don won.

Do you remember the first time that we
went dancing?

Isabella, of course I do.

How could I ever forget a beautiful girl
like you?

You know, Don Juan, I've always liked you.

Isabella, I always secretly admired you.

For me, you're one of Europe's most
exciting woman.

I know you're exaggerating.

I know that you've spoken with my husband.

Do you think that you're ready?

Are you?

For you, Don Juan.

I'll always be.

Oh, I really like your bedroom.

Thank you.

Why is that?

Simple of purity, isn't it?

Oh.

You know, I've really noticed your
perfume.

I like it.

Thank you.

It was given to me a friend of mine.

It seems to me that I've noticed it on
someone else before.

Who?

Jack of Macau Casanova.

Oh, that's the friend who gave it to me.

Oh, God.

Hello, Don Juan.

I have some good news for you.

So what the good news?

It's been one month of your administering
your treatment to my wife.

Times passing by quickly.

She is now pregnant.

Why are you doing this?

I want my secret to die with you.

Not if I can help.

I don't want you to follow my son.

You see, is he dead?

Yes, he's dead.

I'm just glad it's not you that was
killed.

Very cruel to me.

He doesn't like women.

He only likes men.

I'm glad to be free of him.

I love you, Don Juan.

I love you too.

You have the perfect cure for me.

What is that?

You're perfect, buddy.

Get rid of these.

Help me.

Isabella's child became John's
great-grandfather.

His grandfather came to America and bought
land.

He had a son, John's father.

John is the sole heir of his family land.

And in an old desk that came from Europe,
the antique shop dealer found some

letterheads from Giacomo Casanova and the
small bottle of perfume.

He gave that to John.

John was amazed that the
glass preserved the exquisite

scent for so many years and
put a few drops on his clothes.

This brought a new sense of happiness to
him.

He felt great, but the perfume turned on
everybody who smelled it.

The perfume led John to make love to
everyone in the family.

This is not a joke, John.

I just want you to answer me one straight
question.

Did you do my wife, my three kids,
and Rose?

I'm going to tell you something,
Paul.

And when I'm done, if you want to shoot
me, go ahead.

Do you remember the perfume that your wife
talked about after dinner the first night?

John became very worried when he also made
love to his partner.

He went to a psychiatrist because he had
never had a homosexual experience before.

We made love with a passion that I'd never
even known before.

The psychiatrist refused to believe that
the perfume had such an effect.

John, have you ever
thought that perhaps you

could have been
hallucinating some of this?

So she smelled it.

And John had to satisfy her.

John, if we could take this perfume and put
it into cosmetics, we could make a fortune.

I mean, I just happened to have the right
connection in a good cosmetics line.

Okay, let's try it.

Dr. Sharp has a keen
sense of business and

wants to commercialize
the perfume in cosmetics.

For this, she needs the endorsement of
other scientists.

So this, ladies and gentlemen,
was the dream that I had.

But to me, it was more than a dream.

It was more closely related to reality,
I think, than reality itself.

So, you see why I called you here today?

As a matter of fact, I'm willing to stake
my professional reputation on the line.

That's how important it is to me.

Sounds quite fascinating, Dr. But can you
substantiate that?

Yes, I can.

Thank you very much.

Oh, I.

have my endorsement.

I haven't seen him sign anything yet.

They're not going to deny that the perfume
works now.

They're right.

You're not going to believe what I found
out today.

You're pregnant.

In my research, I found out that you are a
direct descendant of Giacomo Casanova.

Are you kidding?

Is it real?

Yeah.

Really?

Yes.

Do you know what that means to our
advertising campaign?

I can guess.

Yes.

We are going to be very, very rich.

Yes, tonight.

Very, very proud of you.

Thank you.

How are we doing?

Excellent.

Do you want to see today's speakers?

Ms. Cohen?

Yes, Dr.?

Could you bring me the sales reports,
please, from today?

Sir.

Here you are.

I think you'll find these enough today.

Thank you.

Excuse me, Dr. Audrey.

Ready with these?

Are these ready for mailing?

Yes, you need to feel good.

Are you sure these figures are correct?

Positive.

It's amazing.

I can't believe it.

I never thought I'd see the day the
perfume was worth more than oil.

I know.

It's fantastic.

It's growing every day.

I love it.

You haven't seen anything yet.

Casanova products is going to take over
the world.

How's the red camping?

Fantastic.

In fact, we're on the news tonight.

We hurry we can catch it right now.

Oh, let's go.

And now the old news channel presents the
evening edition of the Pulse of the World.

All the important events will come to you
through the best news team of the nation.

Dr. Anne Perry with the local news.

Will you Mark old with
national events and sports

and lovely Maurya Pia
with the international scene?

As always, Dr. K will give us his amusing
report on the weather.

And now here is the beautiful Anne Perry
with the local news.

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.

On the local front,
business is booming for

hotels, motels, motorhomes
and condominiums.

All books solid due to the incredible
increase in sexual recreation.

A common sign of our times is no vacancy.

We haven't shown this kind of footage on
television before.

But now that it is newsworthy, we
can bring you the following live reports.

And now, for the national news and sports,
Mr. William Margot.

Thank you, Anne.

Love's fever has hit the nation in
epidemic proportions.

But no one appears to be complaining.

The cause of this pleasant affliction is
understudied by teams of specialists who

seem to be having trouble concentrating on
their work.

In sports, all schedule
contests have been cancelled in

favor of continuous activities
of a non-competitive nature.

Hi.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah, that sounds like a real good
idea.

It's cold.

It's going over here in the park.

Now, for a look at the international
picture, our lovely Maria Pia.

Thank you, Bill.

The pleasure plague has spread to many
foreign countries, including England,

France, Italy, and has stopped revolutions
in South America.

Thank you, Bill.

Thank you, Bill.

Thank you, Bill.

Thank you.

Entire continents are no longer making
wars.

Just love.

People are making love everywhere.

Hopefully, there is no end in sight.

Our camera crews are busy capturing this
never-ending outburst of spontaneous sex.

Uninhibited couples are everywhere.

Believe me, the accident is in the open.

Girls are approaching the men,
and of course, the guys are very happy.

We've never seen a more pleased society.

No problems here.

Just love.

Is this the new sexual revolution?

You bet it is.

You bet.

Finally, let's hear from our dear little
weatherman, Dr. K.

Thank you, Maria, to you.

Whether ready or not is a weather report,
well, it's unusual whether out there

folks, all over the snake, there are clear
skies.

Not a crowd anywhere.

Yeah, that guy is saying it.

The country's all wet.

I don't know where I'd like this.

The money, or you?

This is the best of both worlds.

You bet.

There's somebody at your door.

The maid'll get it.

Excuse me, madam.

Some people from the government are here
to see you.

Oh, this is in the mood.

I didn't know that one.

You just sit up till everybody's madam.

I'm terribly sorry to interrupt you like
this.

Don't worry about it.

It's quite all right.

We're from the state
department, and we're here to

discuss the possible use
of casting over products.

What about them?

We are willing to make an offer from the
federal government for exclusive rights.

for your casting over products.

Oh, well, perhaps that the price is right.

The government is prepared to make a
generous offer.

But we'd like to make sure, first,
that there is enough supply.

Oh, there it is.

Terrace.

Would you get this box for me,
please?

This is the latest news bulletin.

The casting over products are so effective
that both the United States and the Soviet

Union are dismantling their war machineries,
especially legal nuclear weapons.

The superpowers have concluded that the
future of mankind is in fucking not killing.