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-Welcome to Ashfield Place.
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-Now, I'm Samira.
And that's Miles.
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We really went from city loft
to lawn so fast.
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Robert:
We did everything so fast.
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-How long has that house
been empty?
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Robert:
Twenty years, give or take.
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-This is a cul-de-sac.
People are weird.
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Dana: You've been
keeping tabs on us
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through the window,
Jimmy Stewart?
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Which one of us is the murderer?
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[laughs wheezily] Your face.
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-What's the deal
with that Victorian house?
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Lynn: A family lived there.
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They had a daughter who--
Todd: Died.
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Lynn: Maybe even--
Todd: Murdered.
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Robert: She also keeps
asking questions
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about the house
across the street.
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Samira: Do you have
a periodical section?
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Judy: I'm afraid
that March volume
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has been checked out.
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Lynn: It was an all-cash deal.
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-Uh-uh. Those are
for the new neighbor.
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I just wanna know
what his deal is, don't you?
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-Hands where I could see 'em.
-What's happening?
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-We got a call
about a trespasser
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at the old Grant house.
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Lynn: This is lunacy.
-I think we should stay.
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-There's space in the community
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and our family's not gonna be
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run out by some racist,
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brownie-hating prick.
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-[cooing]
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[Samira shushing]
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-Goodnight, Alison.
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-I still wanna be Samira too.
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Uh... [panting]
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Miles? Miles?
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Oh, Miles.
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Miles! Miles!
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Ah! [panting]
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Oh.
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Miles!
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[Miles crying]
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-[panting]
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Miles.
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Oh. Oh.
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Oh. Oh. [groaning]
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[Miles continue crying]
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-I'm coming, Miles.
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Ow.
[wind howling]
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[Samira grunting]
[Miles crying]
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-Miles. No.
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Gary: Hello, neighbor.
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-[grunting] No.
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No. [grunts]
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Robert: Hey. Hey.
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It's okay. You're safe.
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-[panting]
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I had a bad dream.
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[panting heavily]
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[theme music playing]
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[light classical music playing]
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[birds chirping]
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[barking]
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Lynn: Shoo. Shoo.
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Shoo. Shoo.
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[dog barking]
-[sighs]
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-Huh. Okay.
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-[cooing]
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-Agnes' dog took a dump
on Lynn's lawn again.
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-Please, honey.
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-That man still hasn't
touched my brownies.
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You okay, Miles?
-Oh, yeah?
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-He's too busy being a racist
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than putting up
no trespassing signs
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that point directly
at your house.
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-[sighs]
Please don't get obsessed.
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-I'm not.
Naveen: Can you blame her?
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The guy called the cops on her.
-Thank you.
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-Okay. We need to take
these down. [sighs]
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We should keep our distance.
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He does his thing. We do ours.
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We live across the street
from this weird prick.
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Let's just leave it at that.
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-I love the lobster dicks.
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-Absolutely not.
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-No. Yeah.
The dicks have gotta go.
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-But why would he move
into a murder house?
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-It's not a murder house.
No one got murdered there.
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-Seriously, don't believe
those stupid stories
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about her parents killing her
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and burying her in the basement.
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It's so ridiculous.
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-Who said that?
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[clatters]
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-What?
-Naveen.
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-What's the story?
-There's no story.
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-You just referred to a story.
Naveen: I know, but it's not--
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-Do you think
there's truth to the story?
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-I don't think so.
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-You don't think so?
You don't know so?
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-Uh, I...
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[Miles cooing]
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Where there's smoke,
there's fire
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and it's burnin'.
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-Oh, there is no smoke
'cause there's no fire
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and there's no burning
'cause it's nonsense.
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It's a small town myth,
nothing more.
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-You're a good fucking lawyer,
you know that?
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-You bet I do.
-And you're an idiot.
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We gotta go.
-[clears throat]
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What just happened to me?
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-I love you
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and I love you too, little man.
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Make sure your mama
doesn't get in trouble
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while I'm gone, okay?
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Bye. I hate leaving you
alone all day.
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-[cooing]
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-Exactly.
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-[sighs] I can't stop thinking
about the other night.
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It's horrible seeing Samira
that scared, seeing Danny.
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Oh, I fucking hate that guy.
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-Why is it always like
the biggest douchebag
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in high school that grows up
to be a cop?
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-Always. Fuck that guy.
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-Fuck that guy.
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You know, he still calls me
Naveen the Peen
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every time I run into him.
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-I mean, it does have quite
a nice ring to it.
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-But you've got Quidditch Bitch
which became...
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Benedict Cumberbitch.
-Benedict Cumberbitch, yeah.
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He was quite creative.
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-I was an easy target.
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-Forgive me for not asking you
this, like, decades ago.
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How did you deal
with all of that,
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you know, being one of the few
non-White kids in our class?
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-I wouldn't have survived
if I held on to everything
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that was ever said about me
or done to me.
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[scoffs]
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You're raising a Black son, man.
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You kind of realize
this shit goes way further
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than anything else.
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People are assholes everywhere.
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-Dannys Dannys everywhere.
-Uh-hmm.
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Look, dwelling is not
gonna get you anywhere.
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New plan.
You gotta do what Brits do.
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Bottle it up and bury it deep
into the crevices of your soul.
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-I don't wanna do that, mate.
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Not with Samira and Miles.
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It's not healthy.
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Or at least that's what Samira's
therapist told her to tell me.
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-Do I need therapy?
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-Oh. I mean, extensive.
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-Okay. You're here
and you're committing.
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You gotta re-frame
and put down roots.
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Let this go and move on
for Miles...
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for all of you.
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-Thanks, Naveen the Peen.
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-You're welcome,
Benedict Cumberbitch.
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-[sighs]
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[birds chirping]
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[door opens]
-[gasps]
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It's my neighbor.
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Don't you make a move.
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[shushing softly]
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I'll be right back, Miles.
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Be right back.
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[tense music playing]
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[birds cawing]
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-[scoffs]
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May I help you?
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-I'm Samira.
I live across the street.
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-Gary Lawson. Pleasure.
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-And I want to introduce myself
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so there are no more
misunderstandings.
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-I'm not sure I'm understanding
the misunderstandings.
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-You told the cops
that you saw a Black person
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trespassing on your property
the other day.
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That's what you said, right?
-I'm sorry.
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I had--I had no idea
that was you.
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-Well, now you know.
Gary: Yeah.
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The house has been
sitting vacant.
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So, I figured anyone
coming around
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must be a squatter or a vagrant.
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-Well, I'm a litigator.
-Oh, well, look at that.
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You know what they say
when you assume?
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-You're an asshole.
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-Something like that, yeah.
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Just so you know...
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it wasn't a race thing.
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-It's usually a race thing.
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-I assure you...
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Never mind.
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You know what? [clears throat]
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I'm not big on sweets.
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-No problem.
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Doing some gardening?
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-I'm renovating.
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House needs a lot of work.
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But it has good bones.
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[Miles crying on phone]
-Your phone seems to be crying.
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-Excuse me.
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[Miles crying loudly]
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-Bye, neighbor.
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-Somethin' not right
about that man.
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Remember what I say, Miles,
believe women. Okay?
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We have instincts,
gut, maternal,
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killer, basic instincts.
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Rob? Oh, my goodness.
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I thought I locked the door.
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-Nobody locks their doors
around here, honey.
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-We do. We're lockers.
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-What the hell
happened out there?
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? I know you're not... ?
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Samira: It was the smugness
that pissed me off.
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I mean, there was no remorse
in his voice, zero.
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Not an ounce.
[Miles cooing]
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-Wow, you are a natural.
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Oh, it's all muscle memory.
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I was always good with babies.
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Older kids, not so much.
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And teenagers, forget about it.
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They wake up one day
and just decide to hate you.
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My kids and I fought so much.
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I'm surprised
they never ran away.
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But they adored Marty.
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Everybody did.
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-I wish I got a chance
to meet him.
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Lynn: Me too, sweetie.
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-Thank you. I didn't know
how much I needed the company.
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-I assume Bev Fisher
offers minimal help?
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-Warmth is not exactly
her style.
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-She's very British.
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-When we're in the hospital,
she and Don came.
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You know, they gave Miles
a stuffed rabbit
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and told us that they were
going on a cruise forever.
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-Small favors.
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-It's definitely a huge favor
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that they gave us
this house, but...
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-Yeah.
-...that's how they show love,
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through grand gestures
and minimal emotion.
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But I'm really glad that Rob
didn't turn out that way.
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-You need your village...
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and I'm gonna tell them
to bring food.
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Todd: Usually,
you have to wait 24 hours
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to give one this size,
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but I am a Hinkley hero's hero.
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It's part of their
loyalty program.
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-Loyalty?
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That's what I'm talkin' about.
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Hinkley Hills is like...
Samira: Thanks.
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-...a community,
you know, people care.
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They watch out for each other.
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-Or just watch each other.
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-A street light'll go out,
it's fixed right away.
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There's a pothole,
it's filled overnight magically.
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It's like military precision.
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Samira: Hmm.
-It's...
259
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it's like Disneyland.
260
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-Or Singapore,
261
00:12:20,949 --> 00:12:23,785
which I guess is
kind of like Disneyland
262
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but with corporal punishment.
263
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-Todd, clearly,
you have never
264
00:12:27,789 --> 00:12:29,749
gotten in real trouble
at Disneyland.
265
00:12:29,791 --> 00:12:31,167
It's no joke, Todd.
-Okay.
266
00:12:31,209 --> 00:12:35,338
-And it is the safest town
in America.
267
00:12:35,380 --> 00:12:37,424
-Is it? Do you actually trust
the burger place
268
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that claims they have
the best burger in the country?
269
00:12:39,801 --> 00:12:41,052
-Well, yes.
270
00:12:42,721 --> 00:12:44,472
[doorbell dings]
271
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-Oh, don't move.
I'll get it.
272
00:12:46,933 --> 00:12:48,476
-Okay. Thanks, Lynn.
273
00:12:48,518 --> 00:12:50,603
-Oh, God.
-Who is it?
274
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-The evil overlord.
275
00:12:52,188 --> 00:12:53,398
-Mickey?
276
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Lynn: Agnes.
-Lynn.
277
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-Hi, Agnes.
-Hello.
278
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-Hi.
-Hello. Oh, my goodness.
279
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Looks like a party.
-[soft chuckles]
280
00:13:04,034 --> 00:13:07,162
-Are you going to arrest us
for having a nice time?
281
00:13:07,203 --> 00:13:09,039
Oh, I would offer you something
282
00:13:09,080 --> 00:13:12,500
but, uh, there isn't enough.
283
00:13:12,542 --> 00:13:14,002
-Samira, dear.
-Samira.
284
00:13:14,044 --> 00:13:16,880
-I got a call from my very,
very dear friend,
285
00:13:16,921 --> 00:13:19,299
your mother-in-law,
who gave me the welcome news
286
00:13:19,341 --> 00:13:21,343
that you and Robert and Milo...
-Miles.
287
00:13:21,384 --> 00:13:23,303
-...decided to make
Hinkley Hills
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your permanent home.
289
00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:26,348
So, as president
of the Hinkley Hills
290
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Homeowners Association,
291
00:13:27,724 --> 00:13:30,101
it's incumbent upon me
to tell you...
292
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that we're thrilled. [chuckles]
Samira: Oh.
293
00:13:32,979 --> 00:13:34,522
-And you are very,
very welcome here.
294
00:13:34,564 --> 00:13:35,982
-Well, thank you so much.
Agnes: And to give you your
295
00:13:36,024 --> 00:13:37,984
official HOA handbook...
296
00:13:38,026 --> 00:13:40,195
-Okay.
-...helpful hints,
297
00:13:40,236 --> 00:13:43,365
bylaws about the way we like
to do things around here.
298
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-Okay.
299
00:13:44,491 --> 00:13:46,201
Agnes:
Everything is right in there.
300
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Think of it as your new Bible.
301
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-If you don't,
fury will reign down
302
00:13:50,955 --> 00:13:52,707
upon the heads
of the unbelieving.
303
00:13:52,749 --> 00:13:56,878
-If you're referring to
the dispute of April 24th, Lynn,
304
00:13:56,920 --> 00:13:59,714
proper trash disposal
and containment
305
00:13:59,756 --> 00:14:01,257
is essential in neighborhoods
306
00:14:01,299 --> 00:14:03,385
with wild land
and urban interface.
307
00:14:03,426 --> 00:14:07,138
We are not looking to lure
any unwanted creatures...
308
00:14:07,180 --> 00:14:08,598
-Like yourself.
-...let alone
309
00:14:08,640 --> 00:14:10,433
their attendant pathogens
310
00:14:10,475 --> 00:14:12,560
into our environment.
311
00:14:13,561 --> 00:14:14,979
The next global pandemic
312
00:14:15,021 --> 00:14:17,107
is not starting on my block.
313
00:14:17,148 --> 00:14:18,316
I'll leave you to it.
314
00:14:18,358 --> 00:14:20,318
-Yes, ma'am.
Thank you, ma'am.
315
00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:24,114
I'm sorry. I just really respond
to her leadership style.
316
00:14:24,155 --> 00:14:26,241
[Lynn scoffs]
-If I was a little older.
317
00:14:26,282 --> 00:14:27,409
[chuckles]
318
00:14:27,450 --> 00:14:28,743
-Oh, Todd.
319
00:14:28,785 --> 00:14:30,161
[???]
320
00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:31,663
Samira: So then Agnes shows up,
321
00:14:31,705 --> 00:14:32,956
like she's watching
the whole thing.
322
00:14:32,997 --> 00:14:34,249
[chuckles]
-She probably was.
323
00:14:34,290 --> 00:14:36,209
She's watching all of the time.
324
00:14:36,251 --> 00:14:37,752
Honestly,
you leave your bins out
325
00:14:37,794 --> 00:14:39,087
for more than a day
she's on to you.
326
00:14:39,129 --> 00:14:41,172
-[chuckles]
-She's so annoying.
327
00:14:41,214 --> 00:14:43,425
She's get me in so much trouble
when I was a teenager
328
00:14:43,466 --> 00:14:44,926
with my mom, full nerd.
329
00:14:44,968 --> 00:14:47,137
-Why?
Weren't you like a nerd?
330
00:14:47,178 --> 00:14:48,304
-Babe, I was not a nerd.
331
00:14:48,346 --> 00:14:49,723
I was getting in trouble...
-Oh.
332
00:14:49,764 --> 00:14:51,516
-...all of the time.
-Okay. For what?
333
00:14:51,558 --> 00:14:52,809
-Crashing through hedges,
334
00:14:52,851 --> 00:14:55,645
getting lit on hot lemonade
in the woods.
335
00:14:55,687 --> 00:14:58,106
I hate to break it to you
but you married a bad boy.
336
00:14:58,148 --> 00:15:00,900
-[laughs] Come on.
White boys would act too.
337
00:15:00,942 --> 00:15:03,278
-What do you think here?
Little Boy Blu?
338
00:15:03,319 --> 00:15:05,363
Samira: Hmm.
-Bit on the nose for a nursery?
339
00:15:05,405 --> 00:15:06,614
-Yeah.
340
00:15:06,656 --> 00:15:09,492
-Slate, Eau-de-Nil, masculine,
341
00:15:09,534 --> 00:15:10,910
but without an agenda?
342
00:15:10,952 --> 00:15:12,871
Hmm, not feeling it.
343
00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:14,706
Kind of Blue, that's nice.
[gasps]
344
00:15:15,123 --> 00:15:17,792
Miles Davis.
-Miles Davis.
345
00:15:17,834 --> 00:15:19,502
-Gotta be that, right?
-It's perfect.
346
00:15:21,129 --> 00:15:22,630
-This is great.
347
00:15:22,672 --> 00:15:24,299
Nesting, focusing on our future.
348
00:15:24,341 --> 00:15:27,469
-[gasps] Oh, I also met
the new neighbor today.
349
00:15:27,510 --> 00:15:28,720
-Oh, God.
-Yeah.
350
00:15:28,762 --> 00:15:29,971
-What was the asshole doing?
351
00:15:30,013 --> 00:15:31,556
-So I just...
[Miles cooing]
352
00:15:35,226 --> 00:15:36,519
-What?
353
00:15:37,896 --> 00:15:39,731
Shit, shit, shit.
354
00:15:39,773 --> 00:15:41,191
-Hello, neighbors.
355
00:15:42,692 --> 00:15:44,152
-Hi.
356
00:15:44,194 --> 00:15:47,572
[suspenseful music playing]
357
00:15:48,656 --> 00:15:50,658
-Have a good night.
358
00:15:50,700 --> 00:15:52,410
Enjoy your nesting.
359
00:15:53,787 --> 00:15:54,829
-Yup. He definitely heard us.
360
00:15:54,871 --> 00:15:57,290
-Did you see his cart?
361
00:15:57,332 --> 00:16:00,877
Axe, lighter fluid, quicklime,
the hell?
362
00:16:00,919 --> 00:16:03,088
That's a cart full of murder
right there.
363
00:16:03,129 --> 00:16:04,756
[suspense builds up, stops]
364
00:16:10,011 --> 00:16:12,013
Samira: Good night brush.
365
00:16:12,055 --> 00:16:13,932
Good night nobody.
366
00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:15,642
Good night mush.
367
00:16:16,351 --> 00:16:19,145
-And good night to the old lady
whispering "hush."
368
00:16:19,187 --> 00:16:20,480
-[chuckles softly]
369
00:16:20,522 --> 00:16:22,774
-I never understood
who "she" was.
370
00:16:22,816 --> 00:16:25,360
I was always worried she was
meant to symbolized death.
371
00:16:26,277 --> 00:16:27,362
-Rob.
372
00:16:27,404 --> 00:16:28,363
Sorry.
373
00:16:28,405 --> 00:16:30,073
[chuckles]
374
00:16:30,115 --> 00:16:32,033
both: Good night stars.
375
00:16:32,075 --> 00:16:33,702
Good night air.
376
00:16:33,743 --> 00:16:37,122
Good night noises everywhere.
377
00:16:37,163 --> 00:16:38,832
-We did it.
-Yeah.
378
00:16:40,208 --> 00:16:43,169
[sniffles]
-Are you tearing up?
379
00:16:43,211 --> 00:16:44,921
-I just hate goodbyes.
380
00:16:44,963 --> 00:16:46,464
-[chuckles]
381
00:16:48,008 --> 00:16:50,844
You know,
I think I'm getting used
382
00:16:50,885 --> 00:16:52,512
to this suburban silence.
383
00:16:52,554 --> 00:16:53,805
-[chuckles softly]
384
00:16:56,516 --> 00:16:58,101
-But you know what
I'm not getting used to?
385
00:16:58,143 --> 00:16:59,269
The decorations.
386
00:16:59,310 --> 00:17:00,687
-What? You don't like
decorative plates
387
00:17:00,729 --> 00:17:01,855
on every wall?
388
00:17:01,896 --> 00:17:03,732
-It's the pelicans.
They're scaring me.
389
00:17:03,773 --> 00:17:05,191
Am I in a house or a swamp?
390
00:17:05,233 --> 00:17:07,402
-Moms and animal knickknacks,
it's insane.
391
00:17:07,444 --> 00:17:09,946
You give them one
and then you blink, and bam,
392
00:17:09,988 --> 00:17:11,239
pelicans everywhere.
393
00:17:11,281 --> 00:17:12,699
-I can't wait
for this little guy
394
00:17:12,741 --> 00:17:14,034
to have his own room.
395
00:17:14,075 --> 00:17:16,745
So we can draw him back down
and get into it.
396
00:17:18,830 --> 00:17:20,206
Shh.
397
00:17:21,207 --> 00:17:24,419
[soft music playing]
398
00:17:27,756 --> 00:17:29,799
-[shushing]
399
00:17:36,264 --> 00:17:38,558
[sighs] So...
400
00:17:41,061 --> 00:17:42,354
[whispers] Rob.
401
00:17:43,146 --> 00:17:44,773
[Robert snoring]
-[sighs]
402
00:17:46,649 --> 00:17:48,735
[distant dog barking]
403
00:17:48,777 --> 00:17:51,821
[suspense music playing]
404
00:17:53,782 --> 00:17:55,825
[owl hooting]
405
00:17:57,243 --> 00:17:58,870
-What's your deal?
406
00:18:03,249 --> 00:18:06,044
-Well, as you can see,
most of my childcare experience
407
00:18:06,086 --> 00:18:07,796
is directly related
to early infancy.
408
00:18:07,837 --> 00:18:11,341
I know baby CPR, baby swim,
and all baby games.
409
00:18:11,383 --> 00:18:13,134
I'm almost too good at peekaboo.
410
00:18:13,176 --> 00:18:14,469
-[exhales sharply]
Yeah, wow.
411
00:18:14,511 --> 00:18:16,680
Uh, it's just very impressive.
412
00:18:16,721 --> 00:18:18,390
-If you're concerned
about my age, my references...
413
00:18:18,431 --> 00:18:20,183
-No, it's not your age.
414
00:18:21,518 --> 00:18:23,311
It's just...
415
00:18:23,353 --> 00:18:25,438
It's hard to accept help.
416
00:18:25,480 --> 00:18:26,815
-I get it, Mr. and Mrs. Fisher.
417
00:18:26,856 --> 00:18:28,775
-It's fine. You can call us
Rob and Samira.
418
00:18:28,817 --> 00:18:29,984
-Okay.
419
00:18:30,026 --> 00:18:31,403
Rob and Samira,
420
00:18:31,444 --> 00:18:32,821
nobody can be you but you.
421
00:18:32,862 --> 00:18:35,990
But rest assured, I am an
excellent mother's helper.
422
00:18:36,032 --> 00:18:37,409
I can help you run errands
423
00:18:37,450 --> 00:18:39,994
and I'll just be an extra
set of arms and ears
424
00:18:40,036 --> 00:18:42,789
so you can sit down
sometimes, relax,
425
00:18:42,831 --> 00:18:44,332
and take a shower if you need.
426
00:18:44,374 --> 00:18:45,709
-You're hired.
-When can you start?
427
00:18:45,750 --> 00:18:47,752
-[giggles] Thank you.
428
00:18:47,794 --> 00:18:50,839
Oh, and feel free to reach out
to any of my references
429
00:18:50,880 --> 00:18:52,507
for due diligence.
430
00:18:53,299 --> 00:18:54,926
-Michelle Obama?
-Michelle Obama?
431
00:18:54,968 --> 00:18:57,095
[bell pealing]
432
00:18:57,137 --> 00:18:58,847
Samira: You need help with it?
Oh, wow.
433
00:18:58,888 --> 00:19:00,765
-No, I got it.
-A pro.
434
00:19:00,807 --> 00:19:02,017
-Is that who I think it is?
435
00:19:02,058 --> 00:19:03,685
-Oh, no. Uh-uh.
-What's happening?
436
00:19:03,727 --> 00:19:05,645
-It's Samira, right?
437
00:19:06,396 --> 00:19:09,816
Sorry. I must sound like
a total stalker. I'm Lauren.
438
00:19:09,858 --> 00:19:11,860
My parents live across
the street from you,
439
00:19:11,901 --> 00:19:13,111
the Festersons?
440
00:19:13,153 --> 00:19:14,487
Agnes and Bill?
And I went to school with Rob.
441
00:19:14,529 --> 00:19:16,823
God, like a million years ago.
442
00:19:16,865 --> 00:19:19,159
We are actually dinosaurs,
it's disgusting.
443
00:19:19,200 --> 00:19:20,869
But it is so...
444
00:19:21,828 --> 00:19:22,954
so nice to meet you?
445
00:19:22,996 --> 00:19:24,247
-So nice to meet you too?
446
00:19:24,289 --> 00:19:25,582
-Oh, no. Oh, no.
447
00:19:25,623 --> 00:19:27,625
Who is this little lady killer?
448
00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:29,127
Samira: That's Miles.
[Lauren gasps]
449
00:19:29,169 --> 00:19:30,211
-But we are trying to stop him
450
00:19:30,253 --> 00:19:31,796
from killing so many women.
451
00:19:31,838 --> 00:19:33,548
-[gasps]
Oh, you're funny.
452
00:19:33,590 --> 00:19:34,716
I love funny.
453
00:19:34,758 --> 00:19:36,551
Is your daughter as funny
as you are?
454
00:19:36,593 --> 00:19:38,636
-Well, I appreciate
the suggestion
455
00:19:38,678 --> 00:19:41,389
that I resemble Samira
in any way,
456
00:19:41,431 --> 00:19:43,224
but actually she's my client.
457
00:19:43,266 --> 00:19:45,727
Rory. We've met.
458
00:19:45,769 --> 00:19:48,396
Ainsley and I are both scouts.
-[gasps softly] Oh.
459
00:19:48,438 --> 00:19:52,150
-She's the one that beats me
on cookie sells every year.
460
00:19:52,192 --> 00:19:54,235
-I beat everyone,
not just you.
461
00:19:54,277 --> 00:19:55,570
I'm very driven.
462
00:19:55,612 --> 00:19:58,323
-I wish Ains had
some of that drive
463
00:19:58,365 --> 00:20:01,034
especially on our application
to Hinkley Academy.
464
00:20:01,076 --> 00:20:02,494
-Oh, I'm applying there too.
465
00:20:02,535 --> 00:20:04,245
-We just came
from Core Principles
466
00:20:04,287 --> 00:20:05,747
and they do not hold back.
467
00:20:05,789 --> 00:20:07,499
I'm so glad
we finally got one here.
468
00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:09,209
You should come with me
some time.
469
00:20:09,250 --> 00:20:12,087
-Oh, um, I haven't gotten back
to working out.
470
00:20:12,128 --> 00:20:13,755
-The dreaded fourth trimester.
471
00:20:13,797 --> 00:20:15,340
Have you at least made it
to Drinkley's?
472
00:20:15,382 --> 00:20:17,133
It's a resto-bar.
-I don't get out much.
473
00:20:17,175 --> 00:20:18,385
-Ah, you must.
474
00:20:18,426 --> 00:20:20,595
Drinkley's allows kids.
Thank God.
475
00:20:20,637 --> 00:20:22,305
Mommy can't cope
without her gin.
476
00:20:22,347 --> 00:20:24,349
-Mommy loves her cocktails.
477
00:20:24,391 --> 00:20:26,059
-No, I don't. No, I don't.
478
00:20:26,101 --> 00:20:27,602
[whispers] Yes, I do. Yes, I do.
479
00:20:27,644 --> 00:20:28,770
Let's do a bump.
480
00:20:31,481 --> 00:20:33,108
-Oh.
481
00:20:33,149 --> 00:20:34,776
[chuckles sarcastically]
-[chuckles]
482
00:20:34,818 --> 00:20:36,444
? Bam, bam, bappity, ?
? Bam, bam, bam ?
483
00:20:36,486 --> 00:20:38,947
And, ah, I got you.
484
00:20:38,988 --> 00:20:40,281
We should double date sometime.
485
00:20:40,323 --> 00:20:41,700
You, me, Rob,
486
00:20:41,741 --> 00:20:44,327
my husband Danny,
one of Hinkley Hills' finest.
487
00:20:44,369 --> 00:20:46,621
-Officer Daniels
is your husband?
488
00:20:46,663 --> 00:20:49,624
-[sighs] Aren't small towns
just the best?
489
00:20:49,666 --> 00:20:50,834
We'll text.
490
00:20:52,002 --> 00:20:54,462
-Are they always like that?
-[scoffs] Always.
491
00:20:54,504 --> 00:20:55,964
Ready to go?
-Yeah.
492
00:20:56,006 --> 00:20:57,507
We got to stop one more place.
493
00:20:57,549 --> 00:21:00,760
[upbeat music playing]
494
00:21:04,472 --> 00:21:06,558
-Judy, you look lovely as ever.
495
00:21:06,599 --> 00:21:07,600
Are those new earrings
or you just
496
00:21:07,642 --> 00:21:09,269
look prettier after lunch?
497
00:21:09,310 --> 00:21:11,896
-I don't know how
to answer that. [chuckles]
498
00:21:11,938 --> 00:21:13,148
-Well, I need the regimen.
499
00:21:13,189 --> 00:21:14,691
Anyway, can I take a look
500
00:21:14,733 --> 00:21:16,401
at those Hinkley Hills Heralds
we were talking about
501
00:21:16,443 --> 00:21:18,862
the other day from March 2005?
-[sighs] No, I'm sorry,
502
00:21:18,903 --> 00:21:21,322
they're still not back.
503
00:21:21,364 --> 00:21:24,284
I can tell you,
they are officially...
504
00:21:24,325 --> 00:21:25,618
[whispers] overdue.
-Overdue?
505
00:21:25,660 --> 00:21:27,078
That sounds like a disrespect
506
00:21:27,120 --> 00:21:28,621
to the whole library system.
507
00:21:28,663 --> 00:21:31,124
Who would have done that?
-I've already said too much...
508
00:21:31,166 --> 00:21:33,168
[whispers] Confidentiality code.
509
00:21:33,209 --> 00:21:36,212
Okay. Hardcore like HIPAA.
I see you.
510
00:21:36,254 --> 00:21:38,465
I guess I'll just have
to come back.
511
00:21:40,467 --> 00:21:43,678
[dramatic music playing]
512
00:21:49,059 --> 00:21:52,604
-Oh, no, I married fedora guy.
513
00:21:52,645 --> 00:21:54,856
-Recovering fedora guy.
-Uh-hmm.
514
00:21:54,898 --> 00:21:56,691
-Will you still love me
if I relapse?
515
00:21:56,733 --> 00:22:00,070
-I sure won't.
Hey, just kidding.
516
00:22:00,111 --> 00:22:02,113
Babe, are you sure
you don't want me to take Miles
517
00:22:02,155 --> 00:22:04,407
with me to wine night?
It's very baby-friendly.
518
00:22:04,699 --> 00:22:05,784
-I've got Miles on the monitor.
519
00:22:05,825 --> 00:22:08,078
I'm a man who can multitask.
520
00:22:08,119 --> 00:22:09,287
-You're so cute.
521
00:22:09,329 --> 00:22:10,455
[smooches]
522
00:22:10,497 --> 00:22:12,499
-Oh, my God.
523
00:22:12,540 --> 00:22:13,875
You guys need to get a room.
524
00:22:13,917 --> 00:22:16,628
-I'm this close
to confiscating his key.
525
00:22:16,670 --> 00:22:18,880
-I'm here to help clear.
-[sighs]
526
00:22:18,922 --> 00:22:20,882
-Yeah. Okay.
Well, you guys have fun,
527
00:22:20,924 --> 00:22:23,593
but don't get too lit
and forget we had a baby.
528
00:22:23,635 --> 00:22:25,470
-[chuckles]
529
00:22:25,512 --> 00:22:27,806
-[inhales sharply]
Check this out.
530
00:22:27,847 --> 00:22:32,185
I made us a nostalgia playlist.
531
00:22:32,227 --> 00:22:34,604
? ...still a hater ?
? Elevator to the top ?
532
00:22:34,646 --> 00:22:36,523
? Hah, see you later ?
533
00:22:36,564 --> 00:22:38,525
? I'm gone, penthouse suite, ?
? Penthouse freaks ?
534
00:22:38,566 --> 00:22:40,568
? In-house beach ?
? French comtesse, ?
535
00:22:40,610 --> 00:22:42,153
? 10 thou' piece... ?
-Dude,
536
00:22:42,195 --> 00:22:44,572
I love being able
to just pop over like this.
537
00:22:44,614 --> 00:22:46,074
-I still cannot believe
538
00:22:46,116 --> 00:22:49,202
that you and Megan bought
the house next to my parents.
539
00:22:49,244 --> 00:22:51,663
It's quite "Baby Reindeer."
-I told you,
540
00:22:51,705 --> 00:22:53,123
it's because Megan fell in love
541
00:22:53,164 --> 00:22:55,417
with the open floor plan
and natural light,
542
00:22:55,458 --> 00:22:58,545
and not because I worship
the altar of Don Fisher,
543
00:22:58,586 --> 00:23:00,380
which I absolutely do.
544
00:23:00,422 --> 00:23:04,092
Doesn't it feel good
to Marie Kondo everything, man?
545
00:23:04,134 --> 00:23:06,428
I'm really leaning
into the whole minimalist look.
546
00:23:06,469 --> 00:23:08,763
-Because Megan took everything?
547
00:23:08,805 --> 00:23:09,973
-Yeah.
548
00:23:10,015 --> 00:23:12,058
But now, I can moonwalk
549
00:23:12,100 --> 00:23:15,895
from any point in my house
to another point in my house
550
00:23:15,937 --> 00:23:17,689
without hitting anything,
551
00:23:17,731 --> 00:23:21,776
so that's, uh, a silver lining.
552
00:23:21,818 --> 00:23:23,695
-Can you believe this?
553
00:23:23,737 --> 00:23:26,656
It's insane. How did I get here?
554
00:23:26,698 --> 00:23:28,658
-Physically or spiritually?
555
00:23:28,700 --> 00:23:30,785
-I'm turning
my childhood bedroom
556
00:23:30,827 --> 00:23:33,371
into a nursery for my son.
557
00:23:33,413 --> 00:23:34,622
I have a son.
558
00:23:34,664 --> 00:23:35,874
-I always thought
559
00:23:35,915 --> 00:23:38,251
that I'd beat you
to having kids but...
560
00:23:39,127 --> 00:23:40,795
I never fucking beat you
at anything.
561
00:23:40,837 --> 00:23:43,715
-Hey, you beat me
to getting married...
562
00:23:43,757 --> 00:23:45,759
Naveen: Hmm.
-...and then divorced.
563
00:23:45,800 --> 00:23:47,552
-[laughs wheezily, snorts]
564
00:23:47,594 --> 00:23:50,096
-And having a mustache.
565
00:23:50,805 --> 00:23:52,515
Look at that guy.
566
00:23:52,974 --> 00:23:56,770
-Oh, so wispy.
-So wispy.
567
00:23:56,811 --> 00:23:58,855
-I feel like
my upper lip is pixelated.
568
00:23:58,897 --> 00:24:01,274
-[laughs] Puberty was not kind.
569
00:24:01,316 --> 00:24:02,984
-You didn't tell me
to shave that?
570
00:24:03,026 --> 00:24:06,071
-I think you would have needed
to shave a strong sneeze
571
00:24:06,112 --> 00:24:09,032
and that thing would've gone.
-[laughs, sniffles]
572
00:24:16,748 --> 00:24:18,583
Alison is not in here.
573
00:24:20,627 --> 00:24:22,212
-Are you surprised?
574
00:24:23,380 --> 00:24:24,589
-No, I...
575
00:24:26,424 --> 00:24:27,926
I just...
576
00:24:28,885 --> 00:24:31,262
-What?
577
00:24:31,304 --> 00:24:34,224
-Everyone wanted to pretend
like she was never even there.
578
00:24:36,434 --> 00:24:40,438
-She probably just
didn't show up for picture day.
579
00:24:45,902 --> 00:24:47,946
-Okay. Walk with me on this one.
-The Hokas are on.
580
00:24:47,987 --> 00:24:49,989
-Gary Wilson,
retired doctor, bought
581
00:24:50,031 --> 00:24:51,741
what is effectively
a rotting house
582
00:24:51,783 --> 00:24:53,743
filled with ghost and secrets.
583
00:24:53,785 --> 00:24:55,328
According to insiders,
there's a rumor
584
00:24:55,370 --> 00:24:57,539
that Alison Grants' parents
killed her
585
00:24:57,580 --> 00:24:59,082
and buried her in the basement.
586
00:24:59,124 --> 00:25:00,750
And then when I confronted Gary,
587
00:25:00,792 --> 00:25:02,961
he said that his house
had "good bones."
588
00:25:03,003 --> 00:25:05,630
Who says that?
-Real estate agents,
589
00:25:05,672 --> 00:25:07,924
architectural preservationist.
590
00:25:07,966 --> 00:25:09,843
-Dogs, if they could speak.
591
00:25:09,884 --> 00:25:11,928
-Not the way he said it.
592
00:25:11,970 --> 00:25:14,055
-How did he say it?
-Smirkingly.
593
00:25:14,097 --> 00:25:16,975
Exhibit B.
-What was Exhibit A again?
594
00:25:17,017 --> 00:25:18,601
-Oh, it's the thing
about the bones.
595
00:25:18,643 --> 00:25:22,230
-Exhibit B, Rob and I saw Gary
at the hardware store buying
596
00:25:22,272 --> 00:25:24,149
what could
conceivably be described
597
00:25:24,190 --> 00:25:26,067
as a cart full of murder.
598
00:25:26,109 --> 00:25:29,446
Axes, lighter fluid,
and vinyl gloves,
599
00:25:29,487 --> 00:25:31,406
which is shady as fuck.
600
00:25:31,448 --> 00:25:34,075
Exhibit C,
I had a paralegal at my firm
601
00:25:34,117 --> 00:25:36,494
pull the records
on the house and apparently,
602
00:25:36,536 --> 00:25:38,038
it was sold to a trust.
603
00:25:38,079 --> 00:25:41,291
Yeah, that's right. That means
that whoever this guy is,
604
00:25:41,332 --> 00:25:43,418
he's trying to hide
his identity.
605
00:25:43,460 --> 00:25:45,545
Gary Wilson might not even be
his real name,
606
00:25:45,587 --> 00:25:49,341
which leads me to two
equally ineffable conclusions.
607
00:25:49,382 --> 00:25:52,093
If Gary bought this house
because he's a murder enthusiast
608
00:25:52,135 --> 00:25:54,763
obsessed with the promise
of a dead girl's bones
609
00:25:54,804 --> 00:25:56,348
or...
610
00:25:56,389 --> 00:25:59,100
he murdered Alison Grant
20 years ago
611
00:25:59,142 --> 00:26:01,770
and had to come back
to Hinkley Hills to bask
612
00:26:01,811 --> 00:26:03,730
in the sick glory
613
00:26:03,772 --> 00:26:05,774
of having gotten away with it.
614
00:26:05,815 --> 00:26:08,902
Yes. And he could strike again.
615
00:26:08,943 --> 00:26:11,780
Well, ma'am, thank you, ma'am.
616
00:26:11,821 --> 00:26:14,282
I rest my case.
Dana: Holy shit.
617
00:26:14,324 --> 00:26:16,576
-Yeah, I don't think
that makes sense.
618
00:26:16,618 --> 00:26:19,579
-I agree that Gary
is a certified asshole
619
00:26:19,621 --> 00:26:21,831
but, uh, I mean, a murderer?
620
00:26:21,873 --> 00:26:23,958
It's...
-I mean, you know me.
621
00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:27,170
I will fully climb on
to that conspiracy train.
622
00:26:27,212 --> 00:26:31,299
I mean, strap myself in,
give me some snacks.
623
00:26:31,341 --> 00:26:33,343
-Thank you, Dana.
-I got you, girl.
624
00:26:33,385 --> 00:26:34,427
-I trust my gut,
625
00:26:34,469 --> 00:26:37,472
and my gut is screaming.
[scoffs softly]
626
00:26:37,514 --> 00:26:40,934
-Now that you mention it,
I did see him in the woods
627
00:26:40,975 --> 00:26:46,147
at night and it was a bit odd.
628
00:26:46,189 --> 00:26:49,025
-If Todd says it's odd...
-Say more.
629
00:26:51,778 --> 00:26:54,197
-How are there more fedoras?
-I completely forgot
630
00:26:54,239 --> 00:26:55,949
how horrible magazines were
631
00:26:55,990 --> 00:26:57,659
about women's weights
back in the day.
632
00:26:57,701 --> 00:26:58,702
Check this out.
633
00:26:58,743 --> 00:27:00,662
"How to get a summer bikini body
634
00:27:00,704 --> 00:27:02,622
in 14 days."
635
00:27:02,664 --> 00:27:05,041
14 days?
636
00:27:05,083 --> 00:27:07,544
No wonder they all went psycho.
637
00:27:07,585 --> 00:27:09,045
Anything fun in there?
638
00:27:10,213 --> 00:27:14,551
-Um, just junk, old CDs.
639
00:27:14,592 --> 00:27:16,970
-Old CDs? Yo.
640
00:27:17,012 --> 00:27:18,555
You think you got
some of my old mixes?
641
00:27:18,596 --> 00:27:20,223
I would love to crawl
under the soul
642
00:27:20,265 --> 00:27:22,684
of early [indistinct]
-Naveen.
643
00:27:22,726 --> 00:27:23,810
-What's in there?
644
00:27:23,852 --> 00:27:25,186
-Nothing.
-You're shrugging.
645
00:27:25,228 --> 00:27:26,855
I know you're being shady
when you're shrugging.
646
00:27:26,896 --> 00:27:28,398
-No, dude.
647
00:27:41,077 --> 00:27:42,620
Naveen: It's her phone.
648
00:27:46,708 --> 00:27:49,419
Why the fuck
do you still have her phone?
649
00:27:50,628 --> 00:27:53,089
-I didn't know
what else to do with it.
650
00:27:56,676 --> 00:27:58,428
-You gotta get rid of it.
651
00:28:00,263 --> 00:28:02,849
Get rid of it.
-Okay. I will.
652
00:28:02,891 --> 00:28:06,102
[dramatic music playing]
653
00:28:12,192 --> 00:28:14,152
-Couldn't really tell
what he was doing.
654
00:28:14,194 --> 00:28:17,739
I had to give him space
because I was nude.
655
00:28:18,573 --> 00:28:22,410
-In the woods? Go on.
-I was moon bathing.
656
00:28:22,452 --> 00:28:24,829
-Oh, I love you, Todd.
You're such a fucking freak
657
00:28:24,871 --> 00:28:26,915
and I don't want you
to ever change.
658
00:28:26,956 --> 00:28:28,667
-Say more about Gary.
659
00:28:28,708 --> 00:28:30,919
-Uh, he was digging a hole.
660
00:28:30,960 --> 00:28:32,921
-How big?
-Hard to say.
661
00:28:32,962 --> 00:28:36,925
I mean, not big but not small.
662
00:28:36,966 --> 00:28:38,510
-Person-sized?
663
00:28:38,551 --> 00:28:40,095
-Yeah. Could be.
664
00:28:40,136 --> 00:28:42,472
-[gasps]
-Does anyone smell that?
665
00:28:43,890 --> 00:28:45,308
-Is that smoke?
666
00:28:45,350 --> 00:28:47,227
-I don't smell anything.
667
00:28:47,268 --> 00:28:49,604
Am I having a stroke?
668
00:28:49,646 --> 00:28:51,272
-Other way around.
669
00:28:51,314 --> 00:28:52,440
-Oh, that's a whole ass--
-Fire!
670
00:28:52,482 --> 00:28:56,069
[suspenseful music playing]
671
00:28:56,111 --> 00:28:57,404
-There's fire.
672
00:29:01,700 --> 00:29:04,786
-Yes, we have a fire
in the woods, Ashfield Place.
673
00:29:04,828 --> 00:29:08,373
It's over by Ashfield Street
near Ashfield Crossing.
674
00:29:08,415 --> 00:29:09,624
When can you get here?
675
00:29:09,666 --> 00:29:11,001
dispatcher:
I don't know, ma'am.
676
00:29:11,042 --> 00:29:12,043
-What do you mean
you don't know?
677
00:29:12,085 --> 00:29:14,087
Come on, we need urgency, man.
678
00:29:14,129 --> 00:29:15,588
Jesus.
679
00:29:15,630 --> 00:29:18,550
Lynn, get some flashlights.
-On it.
680
00:29:18,591 --> 00:29:20,510
-Okay.
We're gonna have to go in.
681
00:29:20,552 --> 00:29:21,928
-Wait, wait, shouldn't we wait
for the fire trucks,
682
00:29:21,970 --> 00:29:23,304
let the professionals
handle this?
683
00:29:23,346 --> 00:29:24,931
-We're gonna watch
our houses burn down.
684
00:29:24,973 --> 00:29:27,517
-So you're suggesting for us
to go towards the danger?
685
00:29:27,559 --> 00:29:29,519
-Yeah, it's the only way
and I'm trained
686
00:29:29,561 --> 00:29:32,981
in this situation,
so follow my lead. Let's go.
687
00:29:33,023 --> 00:29:34,190
-[pants] Here you go.
688
00:29:34,232 --> 00:29:37,902
[panting]
689
00:29:37,944 --> 00:29:39,195
What's she doing?
690
00:29:39,237 --> 00:29:40,321
-I don't know.
-Is she okay?
691
00:29:40,363 --> 00:29:41,990
-No, she's drunk.
692
00:29:42,032 --> 00:29:45,243
[suspenseful music playing]
693
00:29:56,755 --> 00:29:58,173
Dana:
It's further than I thought.
694
00:29:58,214 --> 00:30:01,009
Todd:
And what's the plan exactly?
695
00:30:02,010 --> 00:30:03,386
-[panting]
Samira: What's wrong?
696
00:30:03,428 --> 00:30:07,182
-Uh, yeah.
[panting] Damn trick knees.
697
00:30:07,223 --> 00:30:08,266
It just went out.
698
00:30:08,308 --> 00:30:10,101
-Trick knee? Since when?
-Yeah.
699
00:30:10,143 --> 00:30:12,312
Go ahead in front of me.
700
00:30:12,354 --> 00:30:13,938
And I'll flank the rear.
701
00:30:13,980 --> 00:30:16,733
Go ahead. [panting]
Lynn: You'll what the rear?
702
00:30:16,775 --> 00:30:18,985
-She's gonna flank it.
Lynn: Oh.
703
00:30:19,027 --> 00:30:21,613
-[pants]
704
00:30:25,033 --> 00:30:28,078
-[grunts]
705
00:30:28,119 --> 00:30:30,330
What the hell?
Todd: You okay?
706
00:30:30,372 --> 00:30:31,873
Samira: Yeah, I'm good.
707
00:30:35,752 --> 00:30:36,961
[exhales sharply]
708
00:30:39,255 --> 00:30:41,341
Is that Gary?
709
00:30:41,383 --> 00:30:42,717
Todd: Mr. Party Pants.
710
00:30:42,759 --> 00:30:44,928
-What are you doing?
Gary: I'm simply enjoying
711
00:30:44,969 --> 00:30:47,847
a bonfire on my property,
which you can't seem
712
00:30:47,889 --> 00:30:50,433
to stay off of, can you?
713
00:30:54,062 --> 00:30:55,605
Samira: A fire like this,
714
00:30:55,647 --> 00:30:58,400
it's a little reckless.
-Hmm.
715
00:30:58,441 --> 00:31:00,777
[clears throat] Much like
the mother of a newborn
716
00:31:00,819 --> 00:31:02,696
traipsing around the woods
at night.
717
00:31:03,947 --> 00:31:05,156
Lynn: How dare you.
718
00:31:05,198 --> 00:31:06,700
You think you know
719
00:31:06,741 --> 00:31:08,785
what it's like
to be a new mother?
720
00:31:08,827 --> 00:31:10,328
Agnes: Mr. Wilson,
721
00:31:10,370 --> 00:31:14,082
an open flame in this tinder box
with a wind forecast
722
00:31:14,124 --> 00:31:15,500
for tonight, are you mad?
723
00:31:15,542 --> 00:31:17,502
This is a clear violation
724
00:31:17,544 --> 00:31:20,296
of handbook code 281.
-That's right.
725
00:31:20,338 --> 00:31:23,258
Right there on paragraph five.
Gary: Oh, yes,
726
00:31:23,299 --> 00:31:25,677
which goes on to state
in paragraph six
727
00:31:25,719 --> 00:31:28,304
that a fire pit
is permitted as long as it sits
728
00:31:28,346 --> 00:31:29,764
at least 10 feet away
729
00:31:29,806 --> 00:31:32,642
from a neighboring
property line.
730
00:31:32,684 --> 00:31:33,810
-He's right.
731
00:31:35,812 --> 00:31:37,063
-[clears throat]
732
00:31:40,316 --> 00:31:41,860
Please let me know
when you expect
733
00:31:41,901 --> 00:31:43,737
to begin your renovations.
734
00:31:43,778 --> 00:31:46,531
With historical properties
like Hinckley House,
735
00:31:46,573 --> 00:31:49,784
you need to submit your plans
to the HOA Landmark Committee
736
00:31:49,826 --> 00:31:51,661
for approval.
-I'll have everything in order.
737
00:31:51,703 --> 00:31:54,205
Agnes: I'll give a heads up
to the local inspector.
738
00:31:54,247 --> 00:31:56,374
He's a family friend.
739
00:32:00,086 --> 00:32:01,796
Paragraph five.
740
00:32:01,838 --> 00:32:04,758
Bev told me you were a lawyer.
-[chortles]
741
00:32:11,264 --> 00:32:12,974
-Goodnight, neighbors.
742
00:32:17,020 --> 00:32:20,357
I do hope I won't have
to make any more calls.
743
00:32:20,398 --> 00:32:23,610
[suspenseful music playing]
744
00:32:29,574 --> 00:32:31,618
-Enjoying my bonfire, my ass.
745
00:32:31,659 --> 00:32:33,912
First I'm trespassing,
now I'm traipsing.
746
00:32:33,953 --> 00:32:36,456
[sighs]
Robert: Hey. How was wine night?
747
00:32:36,498 --> 00:32:38,667
-Great. Uneventful.
Where's Miles?
748
00:32:38,708 --> 00:32:40,335
-Uh, I just put him down.
749
00:32:40,377 --> 00:32:44,631
Why do you smell of smoke?
-Oh, uh, Gary built a fire pit.
750
00:32:44,673 --> 00:32:46,549
-Gary was hanging out
on wine night?
751
00:32:46,591 --> 00:32:48,677
-No, he was in the woods.
-What happened?
752
00:32:48,718 --> 00:32:50,929
-There was a little quibble.
-How little of a quibble?
753
00:32:50,970 --> 00:32:53,473
-You know, words were said,
things got a little heated.
754
00:32:53,515 --> 00:32:55,016
-[sighs] Babe.
-It's not like
755
00:32:55,058 --> 00:32:57,102
we're gonna be best friends.
-No shit.
756
00:32:57,143 --> 00:32:59,312
-Don't you think we should know
what he's up to?
757
00:32:59,354 --> 00:33:00,730
Robert: Well, isn't it obvious?
758
00:33:00,772 --> 00:33:02,899
I mean, that's why he was buying
an axe and lighter fluid
759
00:33:02,941 --> 00:33:04,317
in the hardware store
because he was building
760
00:33:04,359 --> 00:33:05,610
a fire pit,
761
00:33:05,652 --> 00:33:07,696
while also being an asshole.
762
00:33:07,737 --> 00:33:09,823
Being into home improvements
and assholery
763
00:33:09,864 --> 00:33:11,366
aren't exactly
mutually exclusive,
764
00:33:11,408 --> 00:33:13,284
are they?
-True.
765
00:33:13,326 --> 00:33:15,620
-Please, can we move on
from the whole Gary thing
766
00:33:15,662 --> 00:33:19,499
and just try
to focus on our family?
767
00:33:19,541 --> 00:33:20,834
Speaking of which,
768
00:33:20,875 --> 00:33:22,961
I've got something exciting
to show you.
769
00:33:24,921 --> 00:33:26,256
-[sighs]
770
00:33:29,050 --> 00:33:31,594
Robert: Okay. Shut your eyes.
-[chuckling]
771
00:33:31,636 --> 00:33:33,430
I may be giving this
too much of a buildup.
772
00:33:33,471 --> 00:33:34,764
Please make sure
I don't hit a wall.
773
00:33:34,806 --> 00:33:36,683
Careful, careful. Right.
774
00:33:36,725 --> 00:33:39,561
Now, it's not exactly
a "Queer Eye" reveal
775
00:33:39,602 --> 00:33:43,356
but it's something ready
for a new generation of Fishers.
776
00:33:43,398 --> 00:33:44,816
-Okay.
777
00:33:44,858 --> 00:33:46,860
You've put a dent in the place.
778
00:33:50,530 --> 00:33:52,323
Miles Davis.
779
00:33:52,949 --> 00:33:54,701
-There was no way
I was painting this whole room
780
00:33:54,743 --> 00:33:56,619
without getting
your approval first.
781
00:33:57,495 --> 00:33:59,247
-It's perfect.
782
00:33:59,289 --> 00:34:02,542
I'm not gonna lie,
it kind of matches your eyes.
783
00:34:02,584 --> 00:34:05,045
-I also changed all
of the locks to keep out Naveen.
784
00:34:05,086 --> 00:34:06,880
-[giggles]
785
00:34:06,921 --> 00:34:08,256
[Miles crying]
786
00:34:08,298 --> 00:34:09,716
-I'll get it.
-No.
787
00:34:09,758 --> 00:34:10,967
You've done enough
for the night.
788
00:34:11,009 --> 00:34:12,344
I'll go, uh, take him
for a walk.
789
00:34:12,385 --> 00:34:13,803
-You sure?
Samira: Yes.
790
00:34:13,845 --> 00:34:17,891
Honey, Miles is gonna be
so happy growing up here.
791
00:34:18,683 --> 00:34:20,477
I love you.
-I love you.
792
00:34:20,518 --> 00:34:22,312
[smooches]
793
00:34:22,354 --> 00:34:24,230
-[gasps] Good job.
794
00:34:24,272 --> 00:34:28,234
[Miles crying]
795
00:34:30,528 --> 00:34:33,156
[babbling]
796
00:34:35,867 --> 00:34:38,370
-We're just gonna say
a quick goodnight.
797
00:34:38,411 --> 00:34:40,830
[Miles cooing]
798
00:34:51,174 --> 00:34:53,218
[doorbell rings]
799
00:34:59,974 --> 00:35:01,976
-[gasps]
800
00:35:02,018 --> 00:35:03,645
Samira.
801
00:35:03,687 --> 00:35:05,355
What are you doing here?
802
00:35:05,397 --> 00:35:06,815
-I just wanted to say thank you
803
00:35:06,856 --> 00:35:09,359
for being there for me
the past few days.
804
00:35:09,401 --> 00:35:11,903
-Oh, well, I'm happy to be
805
00:35:11,945 --> 00:35:14,280
and I'm happy you're here.
806
00:35:14,322 --> 00:35:16,199
-For you.
807
00:35:16,241 --> 00:35:18,118
In case you ever need it.
808
00:35:18,159 --> 00:35:21,246
-Oh, well, I'm honored
809
00:35:21,287 --> 00:35:25,792
and humbled
by this symbol of your trust.
810
00:35:25,834 --> 00:35:28,003
-And know
that if you ever need someone,
811
00:35:28,044 --> 00:35:31,172
I mean, Rob and I are glad
to keep a key safe for you too.
812
00:35:31,214 --> 00:35:34,092
-Oh, what a nice thought.
813
00:35:36,720 --> 00:35:38,763
Goodnight, Samira.
814
00:35:40,140 --> 00:35:41,391
-Goodnight.
815
00:35:43,101 --> 00:35:46,354
["Dark Red"
by Steve Lacy playing]
816
00:35:54,696 --> 00:35:59,325
? Something bad ?
? Is about to happen to me ?
817
00:35:59,367 --> 00:36:05,540
? I just hope ?
? She don't wanna leave me ?
818
00:36:05,582 --> 00:36:08,168
? Don't you give me up ?
819
00:36:08,209 --> 00:36:12,339
? Please don't give up on me ?
820
00:36:12,380 --> 00:36:17,510
? I belong with you ?
? And only you, baby ?
821
00:36:17,552 --> 00:36:20,347
? Only you, my girl, ?
? Only you, babe ?
822
00:36:20,388 --> 00:36:23,099
? Only you, darling, ?
? Only you, babe ?
823
00:36:23,141 --> 00:36:26,019
? Only you, my girl, ?
? Only you, babe ?
824
00:36:26,061 --> 00:36:28,355
? Only you, darling, ?
? Only you ?
825
00:36:28,396 --> 00:36:32,233
? Something bad ?
? Is about to happen to me ?
826
00:36:34,069 --> 00:36:38,114
? Why I feel this way, ?
? I don't know, maybe ?
827
00:36:39,282 --> 00:36:43,411
? I think of her so much ?
? It drives me crazy ?
828
00:36:44,162 --> 00:36:50,251
? I just don't want her ?
? To leave me ?
829
00:36:50,293 --> 00:36:53,922
Lynn: [sighs] I think you'd like
our new neighbor, Marty.
830
00:36:53,963 --> 00:36:56,925
? Please don't give up ?
? On me ?
831
00:36:57,258 --> 00:36:58,259
? I belong... ?
832
00:36:58,301 --> 00:36:59,886
-Goodnight, my love.
833
00:36:59,928 --> 00:37:02,389
? Only you, baby ?
834
00:37:02,430 --> 00:37:05,058
? Only you, my girl, ?
? Only you, babe ?
835
00:37:05,100 --> 00:37:07,894
? Only you, darling, ?
? Only you, babe ?
836
00:37:07,936 --> 00:37:10,522
? Only you, my girl, ?
? Only you, babe ?
837
00:37:10,563 --> 00:37:13,274
? Only you, darling, ?
? Only you ?
838
00:37:13,316 --> 00:37:16,361
[slow rock music playing]
839
00:37:35,130 --> 00:37:37,882
? What if she's fine? ?
840
00:37:37,924 --> 00:37:40,093
? It's my mind that's wrong ?
841
00:37:40,135 --> 00:37:41,511
automated voice:
The voice mailbox
842
00:37:41,553 --> 00:37:43,096
you are trying to reach
is full.
843
00:37:43,138 --> 00:37:45,181
Please try
your call again later.
844
00:37:46,474 --> 00:37:48,935
? What if she's fine? ?
845
00:37:48,977 --> 00:37:51,771
? It's my mind that's wrong ?
846
00:37:51,813 --> 00:37:54,691
? And I just let ?
? Bad thoughts ?
847
00:37:54,733 --> 00:37:57,110
? Linger for far too long ?
848
00:37:57,152 --> 00:37:59,946
? Don't you give me up ?
849
00:37:59,988 --> 00:38:04,117
? Please don't give up on me ?
850
00:38:04,159 --> 00:38:06,953
? I belong with you ?
851
00:38:06,995 --> 00:38:09,289
? Only you, baby ?
852
00:38:09,330 --> 00:38:12,125
? Only you, my girl, ?
? Only you, babe ?
853
00:38:12,167 --> 00:38:14,669
? Only you, darling, ?
? Only you, babe ?
854
00:38:14,711 --> 00:38:17,589
? Only you, my girl, ?
? Only you, babe ?
855
00:38:17,630 --> 00:38:20,383
? Only you, darling, ?
? Only you ?
856
00:38:20,425 --> 00:38:23,470
[suspenseful music playing]
857
00:38:26,848 --> 00:38:30,060
[tense music playing]
858
00:38:51,790 --> 00:38:55,043
[wind blowing]
859
00:39:01,508 --> 00:39:04,010
-Way to put ash in Ashfield.
860
00:39:04,052 --> 00:39:07,222
[suspenseful music playing]
861
00:39:30,412 --> 00:39:31,496
-That motherfu...
862
00:39:34,249 --> 00:39:36,960
[suspenseful music playing]
863
00:39:37,010 --> 00:39:41,560
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