Original subtitles

- We're tiny. - We're toon-y.

ALL: We're all a little loony.

And in this cartoon-y We're invading your TV.

BOTH: We're comic dispensers.

We crack up all the censors.

ALL: On Tiny Toon Adventures Get a dose of comedy.

So here's Acme Acres It's a whole wide world apart.

Our home sweet home It stands alone.

A cartoon work of art.

The scripts were rejected Expect the unexpected.

ALL: On Tiny Toon Adventures It's about ta start.

PLUCKY They're furry. They're funny.

BOTH: They're Babs and Buster Bunny.

ALL: Montana Max has money Elmyra is a pain.

BUSTER: Here's Hamton. - And Plucky.

BA BS: Dizzy Devil's yucky.

ALL: Furrba/Vs unlucky And Gaga is insane.

At Acme Looniversity We earn our Toon degree.

The teaching staff's been getting laughs Since 1933.

We're tiny We're toon-y.

We're all a little loony.

R's Tiny Toon Adventures Come and join the fun.

BOTH: And now our song is done

[HUMBLING]

[CHICKETS CHIHPING]

Heh. Now I'm beyond wealthy.

[LAUGHING]

[HUMBLING]

Earthquake!

Whew.

You're mine. All mine. Forever.

[LAUGHING]

MAN [ON TV]: The following is a public service announcement from Acme TV.

Uh. Mr. Fudd. We're on the air.

Oh. Hello. Ha-ha-ha.

We here at Acme Seismoglaphic Institute...

have determined that a really large earthquake is coming to Acme Acres.

We have predicted this through very intricate scientific research.

[CHANTING] Om. Om.

We caution you to be very, very careful.

[THUD]

Oops. Ha-ha-ha.

And be sure to read this earthquake-safety pamphlet...

so that you are prepared.

Safety tip number one:

Get out of Acme Acres!

Earthquakes. Bah.

[SINGING] I built my house of grass

I built my house of reeds.

It'll give and take. It'll bend not break It will fulfill my needs.

I built my house with nails I built my house with wood.

If there's a quake. It'll bend not break It'll stand up like it should.

It doesn't seem safe at first My living like a mole.

Till I reveal that tempered steel ls my ace in the hole.

Shirley the Loon predicts a quake To hit by the light of the moon.

-She saw it all in her crystal ball BOTH: No wonder she's called a loan

[BOTH LAUGHING]

[BOTH SCHEAMING]

[SINGING] In time of earthquakes be prepared.

Survive like a gourmet.

With water and your carrots canned Prepare a consommé

[PLUCKY AND HAMTON LAUGH]

[SINGING] They think that it's okay To work away all' day.

They think living underground.

They won't feel the shake From the big had quake.

BOTH: You should ask us if we care That you laugh and stare.

We'll be safe living like a mole.

While the big had quake Swallows you up whole.

BOTH: They're afraid of the big bad quake.

What a fake. Watch 'em shake They're afraid of the big had quake.

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.

-We'll laugh it in the face HAMTON: We will be safe. Not hurt.

PLUCKY: We'll surf it like a wave.

BOTH: After all, it's only dirt.

La-la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la-la.

PLUCKY: Who's afraid of the big bad quake?

The big bad quake. The big bad quake

[HUMBLING]

What the“? O01.

[HUMBLING]

Yipe.

At least my house survived intact.

Aw, crab cakes. Now I'll have to reweave the whole thing.

[SCHEAMING]

[SCHEAMING]

Plucky, don't worry.

[SINGING] We're safe, we're sound We're surrounded by wuud all around.

BOTH: We're safe. We're sound We're surrounded by wood all around

[HUMBLING AND RUSTLING]

[BOTH SCHEAMING]

- We have to get to Buster's. - And let him gloat?

I'm not moving from this spot.

[HUMBLING]

Well. Have you developed a taste to! Carrot consommé yet?

At this point, I'd eat crow.

Buster. Let us in!

[CLANGING]

Did you heal something? I'd better check.

BABS: Checkmate.

Whoa!

I can't hold on.

Ah. Guess I was healing things.

[HUMBLING]

BOTH: Whoa!

Babs. It's Plucky and Hamton.

BOTH: Help!

BOTH: Hold on.

BOTH: We gotcha. We gotcha. We gotcha.

That's not propel grammar.

[BOTH SCHEAMING]

BOTH: We don't gotcha.

PLUCKY: No kidding.

[BOTH YELLING]

Oh, Buster, this is awful. They're gone.

- How could this have happened? - I'm glad you asked that question.

Now here's the answer. Imagine my head is the planet.

[LAUGHING]

The surface has cracks in it like this:

[WHACKING]

These are fault lines.

Earthquakes occur when something makes these different sections...

move around and around.

I have grave concerns about the scientific community in Acme Acres.

This movement can be caused by internal pressure...

or violent continental drift.

There's even an old wives' tale that attributes our earthquakes to gremlins.

BOTH: “Gwemwins“?

No. Gremlins. Watch the monitor.

MAN: Tenn-Tone News 1930.

According to recent discoveries...

scientists believe that the center of the world is actually made of gold.

And that this precious treasure is guarded by roughhousing gremlins.

If their gold is eve! Stolen...

their angry tantrums cause massive earthquakes.

Ridiculous. Isn't it?

Oh. I wouldn't say that.

Silly speculation.

Well. Whatever is there...

we'|e going in to look 10! Hamton and Plucky.

That's madness. That's insane.

You'll be crushed to a pulp.

You're light. Skip it.

- How about a movie instead? - Come on. Scaledy-hale.

Think we'll hit bottom soon?

Yeah. I hope so. This is so boring.

Getting splattered would be a nice change.

BOTH: Whoa!

[YELLING]

Hey, which way is up?

This roust be the exact center of the Earth. Every way is up.

Look. Ham. Gold. 24 kalats.

And I'm not talking vegetables. Ooh. Maybe there's more.

Give me a boost into that tunnel.

Ack.

Nice jump. Now how about giving me a hand?

[GASPS]

You're not Plucky. Yah!

I can never get comfortable on a strange bed.

GREMLIN: You dirty rats.

Caught you gold-handed. Returning to the scene o1 the crime.

I'm a reasonable glemlin.

People say, “Hey, look at that nice grernlin over there.“

I never attack the uninsured. I have a warm spot you wouldn't believe.

Now. Why don't you tell me. Where's my gold?

He's got it. He's got it.

Way to hold up under pressure. Pal.

All right, where are you hiding it?

It's in my hand. Look.

Yeah, but where's the rest of it?

That nugget must have weighed a ton.

A t-t-ton?

A ton of gold? A ton of gold?

A ton of gold? A ton of gold, a ton of gold?

GREMLIN: Hey. Watch ii. Bub.

You'll cause a cave-in.

[GHOANS]

Now is our chance to get out of here.

Ale you loony? There's gold in them thal holes.

So what? It's insane to stay.

We roust be near the center of the Earth by now.

Uh. We're near something. But it's not the center.

[BOTH SCHEAMING]

[GHOWLING]

BABS: Let's hit the load.

No can do. This cavern is solid lock.

Buster. Tell me you've got a plan.

I've got a plan. I just wish I knew what it was.

All right, that's it!

I do have a plan.

[SINGING] The backbone': connected To the shoulder bone.

The shoulder bone': Connected to the neck bone.

The neck hone': Connected to the head hone.

And now the funny hone.

That gold': gotta be here some place.

Plucky, do you think we're safe?

[SCHEAMING]

[SCHEAMING]

Buster, what's powering this thing?

Fossil fuel. —Very funny.

Where do you think Plucky and Hamton are?

BUSTER: They're probably hanging around some place.

What's next?

“Harnton and Plucky scream in fear as root gives way.“

Oh. Rapture.

[BOTH SCHEAMING]

BABS: Head toward the light.

BUSTER: I'm worried. We haven't seen hide no! Hail o1 Plucky or Hamton.

You can't expect to tum a comer and stumble over them.

[THUD]

- Hamton! - Plucky!

He?- hel". Guys. You're okay.

BABS: What a relief.

[BANGING]

Trapped like rats.

So gremlins are causing the quakes.

That means it's true that the center of the Earth is rnade of gold.

Not anymore. Somebody stole it.

It wasn't me.

[ALL SCREAMING]

[ALL SCREAMING]

[BUZZING]

Have a nice life.

[AS MAE WEST] Hmm. Don't come up and see me sometime.

BUSTER: Welcome home. Boys.

The sun. The sky.

The ground.

[ENGLISH ACCENT] Hello. Looks like gold to me.

[ENGLISH ACCENT] By Jove. So it was Monty who nabbed the nugget.

[HUMBLING]

Unless these gremlins find their gold, these quakes will never stop.

Acme Acres can't take much more o1 this.

I know I can't.

We have got to get inside Monty's mansion and retrieve that gold.

But how?

[BOTH GASP]

BOTH: The Vandelbunnys!

Montana Max has officially cornered the market on gold...

mmaking him the richest little son of a gun in all of Acme Acres.

DOORBELL [RINGING]: Money.

Ah. Crud. Who could that be?

Somebody get the door.

This is humiliating.

DOORBELL [RINGING]: Money.

Yes?

[HAUGHTY ACCENT] Hi-de-hi.

Biff and Buffy Vanderbunny here of the Southampton Vanderbunnys.

What do you want?

[HAUGHTY ACCENT] Why look, Biff kins, it's Maximilian.

Say chap. We saw you on the telly and we were hoping you can help us out.

Forget it.

We're prepared to offer oodles of cash.

MONTY: Oh. Yeah?

Why didn't you let them in?

BABS: We're on a bit of a scavenger hunt.

We've already got the sphinx. Trump Towel and the Titanic.

Now all we need is a mondo grandiose nugget o1 gold...

and money is no object.

Well. Look no further. How much you willing to pay?

Oh, we've got oodles and oodles of rnoolah.

[LAUGHING]

[IN NORMAL VOICE] Where's the gold?

It's in here. No peeking.

[SPEAKING IN FRENCH]

This must be what you had in mind.

[PLUCKY GASPS]

PLUCKY: Ooh. Let me see.

Woo-h 00-h 0o! Gold coins.

Skylar. Ha. Ha.

Calm yourself.

[LAUGHING]

Oh. It's so hard to find good help these days.

[HAUGHTY ACCENT] No. No. No. Monty. I'm looking 10! A gold nugget. Not coins.

Why didn't you say so?

Here you go.

Whoa!

Ain't“? I mean. Isn't it a beaut?

PLUCKY: Whoa!

Gold bars.

Please say we can keep some. Miss.

Please. Please. Please?

BABS: Skylar. Ha. Ha.

-Dlop it. PLUCKY: Yes, ma'am.

[LAUGHING]

Oh. Pardon my gaiety. But are you a simpleton?

We are looking 10! A really big gold nugget!

Nugget!

[LAUGHING]

Can't fool you. Ha, ha. I keep my nugget in here.

[BELL CLANGS]

[DOOR UNLOCKS]

ALL: Ooh.

[SIGHS]

Now this is iabumondo. Maximilian.

We'll take it. Put in on our charge card.

Oh. Sure. What the“?

Buster Bunny?!

[IN NORMAL VOICE] Eighty-o, Mr. Mensa. And you are a thief.

[IN NORMAL VOICE] Yeah. This nugget you swiped...

is the reason we've had so many earthquakes.

Ask me if I care.

You'll never get out of here with that nugget. Never!

[HUMBLING]

Uh-oh. It's the big one.

Stop! Stop!

MONTY: Halt! Cease!

Quit! VVah-hah!

Don't take it too hard, Monty.

The gold belongs at the center of the Earth.

ALL: Whoa!

BUSTER: Jump!

Oh. Goldie. You're mine.

I never told this to anyone before but I love you.

I love you. I love you!

When do you think the glemlin will get to him?

I'd say light about now.

[THUD]

I wonder what the glemlin will do to him.

Hey! Get away from me!

Go ahead. Sis. Take another swing.

I'm nobody's pifiata. Help!

- I like him. - He's silly.

ALL [SINGING]: Hie rescued Acme Acres lflfe did it just in time.

We're glad this show is over And that's our very last rhyme.

And that's a wrap.

[ENGLISH SDH]