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- We're tiny. - We're toon-y.

ALL: We're all a little loony.

And in this cartoon-y We're invading your TV.

BOTH: We're comic dispensers.

We crack up all the censors.

ALL: On Tiny Toon Adventures Get a dose of comedy.

So here's Acme Acres It's a whole wide world apart.

Our home sweet home It stands alone.

A cartoon work of art.

The scripts were rejected Expect the unexpected.

ALL: On Tiny Toon Adventures It's about ta start.

PLUCKY: They're furry. They're funny.

BOTH: They're Babs and Buster Bunny.

ALL: Montana Max has money Elmyra is a pain.

BUSTER: Here's Hamton. - And Plucky.

BA BS: Dizzy Devil's yucky.

ALL: Furrba/Vs unlucky And Gaga is insane.

At Acme Looniversity We earn our Toon degree.

The teaching staff's been getting laughs Since 1933.

We're tiny, we're teen-y.

We're all a little loony.

R's Tiny Toon Adventures Come and join the fun.

BOTH: And now our song is done.

ALL [SINGING]: The Buster Bunny Bunch The Buster Bunny Bunch.

Meet a funny bunny Who's a really nifty guy.

B-U-S-T-E-R B-U-N-N-Y.

He's the hare beyond compare on that you can rely.

B-U-S-T-E-R B-U-N-N-Y.

-Buster Bunny PLUCKY: Plucky Duck.

ALL: Buster Bunny PLUCKY: Plucky Duck.

ALL: That Plucky Duck Is running out of luck.

Who's the greatest rabbit? We'll give you our reply.

B-U-S-T-E-R B-U-N-N-Y Buster. Buster.

Buster Bunny Bunch.

Hey. Bunny Bunchels. We've got some great cartoons today.

So on with the show.

BABS: I'd like chocolate.

Strawberry and vanilla.

Bananas, hot fudge...

malmonds. Whipped cream.

Wait. What about the cherry?

Keep the change. Galgon.

[BUSTER GROANS]

Lady's fillet. Sweet tooth.

Oh. No. Thank you. I'm on a diet.

But... But it's got everything you wanted.

Bananas and pistachio nuts and...

And calories.

I've got to take care oi my girlish figure.

You know, you should take better care of your boyish figure.

Well. Uh. I'm on a see-iced diet.

When I see food, I eat it.

Oh. Look at that.

[BABS WHISTLES]

What a hunk.

Oh, don't tell me you fall for that stuff.

[SIGHS]

I'm drooling.

I can't believe gills go 10! That.

They eat it up.

So long. Buster.

Yeah? Well. Watch those between-meal snacks.

[SCOFFS]

Bodybuilders. Ha. Who needs them?

I'm already in perfect shape.

Hmm. Well. Maybe I do need a little improvement at that.

“Arnold's Pump You Up Gym.

We pump you up and spit you out.“

Jeez. These cameo roles are murder.

Mm. Looks like they mean business.

ARNOLD: His workout didn't work out.

Next!

[BUSTER GULPS]

Ha. Ha. Hi. Pal.

I'm hereto slap 20 pounds o1 gill-pleasing. He-man muscle...

on my puny but studly little body.

- Ow! - Oops. Sorry.

Maybe I'll just stay a couch potato.

Bye.

Heal me now and see me next week.

I'll pump you up myself, you narnby-parnby, baby-fluffy nothing.

What a guy.

First lesson, hold this, you runty, puny nobody.

Hey, no sweat, Samson.

At least I won't have to bend over to cut my toenails anymore.

This is lo! Your flabby. Useless stomach muscles.

- It's called the grunt machine. - Aah!

Aptly named.

Next you'll do the pulley machine.

No problem.

Look. Ma. No hands.

Okay, smalty-baby, wizen-hoppy, you asked 10! It.

[LAUGHS]

Yeah. Very good. You're getting in shape now.

This isn't exactly the shape I had in mind.

Row. Low. You pencil-neck, namby-pamby wussy-lip.

This is embarrassing. He's making us rabbits look bad.

BUSTER: Hey. What the...?

Watch it. Ow! Put me down.

Oh. Hi. Bugs. Ha. Ha.

Enjoying the show?

You're disappointing me. Buster.

Letting that pea-brained bully push you around like that.

But how's a guy supposed to get by without a radically buffed-up bod?

You're developing the wrong muscle. Kiddo.

Us rabbits gotta strengthen our heads.

[WHISPERING] Why don't you try using your sense o1 humor instead o1 your muscles?

You understand what I'm saying?

Hey. Thanks. Bugs.

[IN NORMAL VOICE] Good luck.

By the way. I love your show.

Enh. Warner Bros. Paid me to say that.

Row. Row.

Hey. Where did the flabby-baby Jell-O go?

BUSTER: Right here. Atlas.

What do you think you're doing?

Shh. Shh. I think I hooked one.

Whoa. It's a salmon. It's as big as a moose.

Hey. Maybe it's a salmon mousse.

Ooh, ooh, give it to me, puny weakling person. I will reel it in.

That's ii, you're doing great.

Yeah. Yeah. You're getting it. You're getting it.

[LAUGHS]

You got it.

Come back here. 98-ounce weakling.

[SCREAMS]

[IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE] I would lather you didn't see me now.

Ah. Now to put on some serious muscles...

“Buster-style.

[BUSTER WHISTLES]

Hey. Babsy. Over here.

Suffering steroids! What happened to you?

Pretty impressive. Huh? Tum on your dloolels. Gills.

What are you talking about?

Why. That billboard up there.

You said gills go wild 10! Muscular hunks.

I didn't mean that sign. I meant the one below it.

That's the hunk gills go wild for.

You mean. I did all that exercise 10! Carrot cake?

All that exercise. Huh?

Well. You know what they say:

No pain. No gain.

ALL [SINGING]: The Buster Bunny Bunch Is here to sing and dance.

And make you laugh Until you're in a trance.

And make you giggle Yuck and chuckle

I still think this show Should star Plucky Duckle.

ALL: So proudly put on your rabbit ears.

It's time to meet the rabbit kids.

Bunny Bunch, sound off.

ALL: Elmyla.

[GIGGLES]

Hamton.

[GULPS]

Babsette.

Dizzy.

Shirley.

Ralph.

Ralph? Who's Ralph?

ALL [SINGING]: So now you've met This bunch of goons.

It's time to watch some more cartoons.

Like. Here you go. Little buggies. Plenty to! All to totally shale.

[DIZZY SPINNING NEARBY]

Déjé vu blues.

Mm, hungry. Dizzy need to stuff face.

[GHUMBLES INDISTINCTLY]

Dizzy Devil. That really lags.

- This is totally my picnic and... - [YELLS] Quiet!

Ugh. A stupid bug.

Squish. Bye-bye. Stupid bug.

[GHOANING]

Gasp. You squished my little bug friend.

Pool little bug.

Dizzy hates stupid bugs.

[HIGH-PITCHED GRUMBLING]

Ow!

Squish.

Ew. Like. Ew. Bad karma.

You could be, like, a bug in another life and get squished yourself, you know.

Hey. My crystal predicts disaster tor you it you don't change you nasty ways. Dizzy.

[SNORING]

Huh?

Hey. What's cooking. Bug brain? Wanna be squished?

[YELPS]

A one and two and a squish.

You can run. Bug-brain. But you can't hide.

[BUSTEH LAUGHS MANIACALLY]

Time Dizzy blow this Popsicle stand.

[DIZZY GHUMBLES INDISTINCTLY]

[GHUNTING]

[SCREAMS]

[SCREAMS]

Oh. What is this? A tender little McBuggit?

Don't go. Meaty molsel. I want to be your friend.

[DIZZY SCREAMS]

Don't worry. Tasty McBuggit. This won't hurt a bit.

SHIRLEY: Like. Stop.

Ew. Like. Bad karma. Sweetie Bird. A Mondo-negatalo.

Uh-uh.

He's a tasty. Tender. Meaty molsel McBuggit.

He's not, and, like, I'm totally setting hirn free of life.

No one's gonna squish you. Little bug.

You're tree to be. Like. At oneness with your ultimate destiny 0t lite or some junk.

I\I'Ie? —Go for it, dude.

[DIZZY SHOUTING EXCITEDLY]

Like. Have your mania call my mun/a, okay?

[TIRES SQUEALING]

[THUD]

Earthquake!

[SCREAMS]

BUQ-Bug. Yuck.

PHt.

- Aah! - Dizzy hates stupid bugs. Squish.

No squish bug!

[SIGHS]

[CAR HORNS HONKING NEARBY]

[YELLS] siOp!

Go!

Bye-bye. Bug.

[INSECT BUZZING]

Stupid fly.

Bye-bye. Bug.

[DIZZY CLAPS]

It's guest-star cartoon time.

So lets spin the old Wheel '0' Comedy and give the magic chant.

ALL: Buster, booster, bunny, boom It's time for a Babs Bunny cartoon

[GIRLS LAUGHING]

Hold it. Golden comedy moment.

[BOTH LAUGHING]

Private joke.

[GHUNTING]

This grape juice has a 'full body. No?

Oh. And I don't?

Ha, ha, cool. Mung-bean tofu whip.

It cleanses your chaklas.

Oh. And I don't?

[BOTH LAUGHING]

[IN DEEPER VOICE] On today's menu...

we have a carrot sandwich, carrot juice and beautiful carrot chips.

[IN NORMAL VOICE] It's a rabbit thing.

Hey, duck!

[ALL LAUGHING]

Hysterical. Very hysterical.

[SNICKERING]

Who do you think you are?

[AS PLUCKY] My name is Plucky Duck.

Déjé vu. It's Tu Tell The Truth.

I'm Plucky Duck.

No. I am.

I'm a silly green duck with an ego the size of Cleveland.

I'm the silly green duck with the ego the size of Cleveland.

[IN NORMAL VOICE] You're light.

Oh-ho-ho.

[YELLING]

[PANTING]

Oh. Babs. That was. Like. Very.

Oui, trés very. Very.

I'm naming my first ulcer after you.

[ALL LAUGHING]

Ooh! Born to lock and mock.

Oh. Babs. Do Dizzy Devil.

[SMOOTHLY] A long-distance dedication to Shirley McLoon.

[GHUMBLES INDISTINCTLY]

[AS DIZZY] Bunny yummy.

Hi. Toots.

Why 10! You do that?

[IN NORMAL VOICE] Just ribbing you.

Ribbon?

[IN SNOOTY VOICE] Oh. Yes. Pink ribbons are just what you need.

That is adorable.

Yuck.

[IN NORMAL VOICE] I can't help myself.

[LAUGHS]

- Do someone else. - Hmm...

[AS FIFI] Bun/our, my little cheese voyage o1 love.

I hold all my men smell-bound.

I am not like that at all.

Le sigh.

My boyhiends have stood me up more times than the French national anthem.

Get crucial. Like, if that wasn't dead on or what.

[AS SHIRLEY] But was the hormonal convergence, like, correct?

Gah.

In a previous lite. I was Marie Antoinette.

Maybe that's why I'm so mindless in this one.

[SINGING] Om, on': on the range [SIZZLING]

[IN NORMAL VOICE] Not bad. Huh?

If. Like. I wasn't so centered. I'd be angry.

Babs. You stink.

And coming from a skunk, that's some insult.

Gee. Could it be that I've unwittingly of tended my pals?

No.

Ouf, ouf, I agree. Babs, she went too far.

Totally retro.

In her next life, I hope she comes back as a lirna bean.

[PHONE RINGS]

Hold on. I have another call.

Listen. You loon.

What's with that flea-ridden rodent friend of yours?

Hold on. I got another call.

[GHUMBLING INDISTINCTLY]

Bunny hurt feelings.

[GHUMBLING INDISTINCTLY]

Hold on.

Hello? Hello?

Fifi, it is, like, pivotal that we do something about this.

Oui. This screen is way too clamped. No?

It reminds me of a past life. I was like one of the Hollywood Squares.

What will be do about Babs?

ALL: I got an idea.

I'm here!

Huh. They must be serving mystery meat today.

SHIRLEY: I'm. Like. Here. - Huh?

Hi. Toots. I'm Babs Bunny. And you're not.

How very.

I am. How you say. Here.

Let me guess. Steve Martin?

Babs. You look marvelous.

Oh. And you don't?

[LAUGHING]

Okay. Like. I get it.

Tell me. I've got to know. Do my ears look better up or down?

[IN UNISON] Get a life.

[DIZZY GRUMBLING INDISTINCTLY]

Do I not have cute toes?

[IN UNISON] In your dreams. Pal.

[SHOUTING] Cut it out!

[IN UNISON]: Look. It's Babs.

[PANTING]

[LAUGHING]

Okay. I really do get the point.

You've had enough of me making fun of you, right?

[m UNISON] Right.

Okay-

I promise not to ever, ever, ever make fun of rnv friends again.

[CHEERING]

Shh.

ALL [SINGING]: Our time is up, we gotta blow.

We hope you liked our bunny show.

B-U-S-T-E-R.

Ale you getting enough carrots in your diet?

B-U-N-N-Y Why? Why not?

The Buster Bunny Bunch.

And that's a wrap.

[ENGLISH SDH]