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- We're tiny.
- We're toon-y.
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ALL: We're all a little loony.
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And in this cartoon-y
We're invading your TV.
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BOTH: We're comic dispensers.
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We crack up all the censors.
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ALL: On Tiny Toon Adventures
Get a dose of comedy.
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So here's Acme Acres It's
a whole wide world apart.
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Our home sweet
home It stands alone.
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A cartoon work of art.
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The scripts were rejected
Expect the unexpected.
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ALL: On Tiny Toon
Adventures It's about ta start.
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PLUCKY: They're
furry. They're funny.
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BOTH: They're Babs
and Buster Bunny.
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ALL: Montana Max has
money Elmyra is a pain.
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BUSTER: Here's Hamton.
- And Plucky.
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BA BS: Dizzy Devil's yucky.
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ALL: Furrba/Vs unlucky
And Gaga is insane.
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At Acme Looniversity
We earn our Toon degree.
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The teaching staff's been
getting laughs Since 1933.
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We're tiny We're toon-y.
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We're all a little loony.
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R's Tiny Toon Adventures
Come and join the fun.
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BOTH: And now our song is done
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[CUCKOOING]
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Uh-oh, I overslept again.
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Oh. Hi. Monsters.
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Exam day at Acme
Loo. Gotta motor.
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[HORN HONKING]
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I gotta start setting my alarm.
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Phew. Hey. Plucky. You
ready 10! The big test?
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T-T-Test? What test?
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Cartoon math.
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Weight rations of falling anvils, the
density per inch of honking rnallets.
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Ooh. It's a killer.
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You're telling me.
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Well. Good luck. Old beak face.
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I'm doomed.
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SHIRLEY [CHANTING]:
Oh, what a loan I am.
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[SNAPS]
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Shirley. Sweetheart.
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Your dream duck
needs a small iavol.
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No. Like. I won't help you
cheat on your math test, okay?
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That's what I get to!
Asking a mind leader.
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Oh. You gotta help me. Shirl.
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You can channel
Einstein. Or Newton. 01...
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OI some other
genius into my head.
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Then I'll pass 10! Sure.
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Plucky. Last week you told me
channeling was New-Age nonsense.
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It's a term of endearrnent.
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Oh. Please. You gotta help me.
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Get invisible. Plucky.
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Your whining is stressing out my
aura to the max, you lunchmeat.
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[PLUCKY SCREAMS]
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PLUCKY: I'm not gonna give up.
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HeY. Uh. Loon gill, any guess as
to what today's mystery meal is?
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Oh. Like. This requires
telekinetic communication. Buster.
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I'll have to. Like.
Meld with the meal.
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Okay. It's coming.
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I am... I am...
- P0ultly_.
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Let's do lunch.
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Ew. I just lost my appetite.
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[ITALIAN ACCENT] Ah.
Shirley, you look beautiful tonight.
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I have an ache in my heart...
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and a hole in my head
that needs to be filled.
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[NORMAL VOICE] So
how about channeling...
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a little Einstein
up here. Toots?
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Like. Let me whisper
something to you. Darling.
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Like, bug totally off,
rnan! I'm out of here.
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How about just a peek at
old Steinie's brain. Hmm?
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Eu“!
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I hear that old guy
Einstein was pretty smart.
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Couldn't you channel
just a little bit of Einstein?
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- How about his mustache?
- Oh. All right. I'll do it.
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Anything to get
you out o1 my hail.
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Oh. Joy. Rapture.
I'm gonna be a genius.
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I call upon the spirit
world To answer my refrain.
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Channel the genius of Einstein
Into this duck': pea brain.
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Nice effect.
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[PLUCKY SCHEAMING]
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CHORUS [SINGING]: Albert
Einstein, Albert Einstein.
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MC-squared, MC-squared.
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Relatively thinking
We respect his thinking.
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MC-squared, MC-squared
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[WHISTLE BLARES]
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[AS EINSTEIN] The size oi the
guestroom is in direct proportion...
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to the number of freeloading
in-laws staying at your house.
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What are you talking about?
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Einstein's theory of
relativity, of course.
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Geek me out.
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[SCHOOL BELL RINGS]
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Uh-oh. It's test time.
Pardon me. Flfiulein.
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This will be a...
How do you say“?
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Slam dunk.
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[GHUNTING]
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[LAUGHING]
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[CHANTING] Oh, what a loan I am.
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[PLUCKY SPEAKING
IN GERMAN GIBBERISH]
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Oh. Like. Mondo negatoly vibes.
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Who's invading my space?
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Plucky. School's over. What
are you still doing in there?
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[SPEAKS IN GERMAN]
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I'm in detention
and it's all your fault.
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SHIRLEY: My fault?
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Yeah. You told me I had Einstein's
genius. But I still failed the math test.
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You do have Einstein's
genius or some junk.
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I just forgot to tell
you that, ha-ha...
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when Einstein was a kid.
He flunked math too. Bye.
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[SPEAKING IN GERMAN]
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I've been schnookeled.
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Ooh...
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Everyone has to take
tests at Acme Loo.
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Even Funball has to make the
grade with his mentor. Sylvester.
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SYLVESTER: This. Funball, my
lad. Is the Hall ol Cartoon Pussycats.
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Enshrined here are the
greatest stars of feline comedy.
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Stars like Helix, Garfunkel.
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Tom Injury.
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And last but not least...
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ha—ha—ha, moi.
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Now. I know you have
similar aspirations to greatness.
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[MEOWS]
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Say no more. My little pupil.
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Professor Sylvester will start
you on your path to superstardom.
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Let's see, I roust set you a test
worthy of the great cartoon cats.
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I know. Bring back a mouse.
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Pass this test and your portrait
will hang with the great ones.
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Hmm. Better yet. Make it a
mouse sandwich. I missed lunch.
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[MEOWS]
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So? You've got your assignment.
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Stop standing around
simpeling and squawking.
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Scoot. That's the
trouble with kids today.
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Talk. Talk. Talk. Sakes.
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[YOWLING]
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[GASPS]
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[GHOANS]
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[MEOWS]
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WOMAN: Yes. Mrs. Mouse.
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We will send over our
next available babysitter...
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to 14—and—one—half
Illlousehole Lane.
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Goodbye.
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We're running
out to see a movie.
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He's down 10! His nap so you
shouldn't have any trouble at all.
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Goodbye now.
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Hmm. Biggest
babysitter I've ever seen.
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[DOOR OPENS, CLOSES]
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[CHUCKLES]
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[YAWNS]
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Oh.
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Bring back a mouse and your
portrait will hang with the great ones.
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Oh, hello. Gee, you roust
be my babysitter, huh?
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I'm Sneezel.
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Say. Babysitter. Ma'am. Why you got me up
in the ail like this. Huh? Huh. Huh. Huh?
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I'll tell you one thing, babysitter.
Everything looks different frorn up here.
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Yes, sirree, it sure...
Ah... Ah... Ah... Ah...
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Bless me. I have a little cold.
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[GIGGLING]
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Hey. You wanna play
dress up. Babysitter. Ma'am?
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That's a very fun
thing to do. It really is.
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Gee. I could dress up as a dociol.
Or a fireman. Or a caveman 01...
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Better yet, make it
a mouse sandwich.
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Gee, I never dressed
up as a sandwich before.
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This is fun, don't you think?
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Hey. I wonder how come
they call them sandwiches.
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There's no sand in them.
Maybe a witch invented them.
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I'm scared of witches.
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I saw the Wizard of 02 and I cried.
And I cried. And I cried all night.
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[SO BS]
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[MUFFLED SPEECH]
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Ah... Ah... Ah..
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[CRASH]
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I'm allergic to olives.
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Oh. So you wanna play
tag. Babysitter. Ma'am?
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Tag's a very fun game. Isn't
ii. Huh? Yup. I sure do love tag.
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You're ii, babysitter.
Ma'am. Catch me i1 you can.
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[SNEEZER GIGGLING]
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SNEEZER: Boy. This closet
sure is a good hiding place.
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[LAUGHING]
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SNEEZEH: No one would ever find me in a
million, billion, trillion, zillion years.
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Nope. No way. No how.
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Gee, there's sure a lot of dust
in this closet. Heal dusty, yes, sir.
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Ah... Ah... Ah..
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[SNEEZER SNEEZING]
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Ah... Ah... Ah..
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[SNEEZER SNEEZING]
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[GHUNTING]
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HeY. Let's play space
mouse and mutant alien.
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That's a very. Very fun
game. Don't you think?
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You can be the evil.
Nasty mutant alien and
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I'll be the brave.
Courageous space mouse.
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L1 the mutant alien catches space
mouse. He gets to cook him up and eat him.
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Yup. That's what he does.
That's what he does. Uh-huh. Yup.
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[MEOWING MECHANICALLY]
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Heads up. Zap!
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[FUHHBALL MEOWING MECHANICALLY]
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[PLAYING "SHAVE AND A HAIRCUT"]
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SNEEZER: Hey. Where am I. Huh?
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BOY. It sure is dark in here.
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Yup. It sure is. It's...
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Hey, is that a half-eaten
anchovy over there?
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I'm allergic to...
Ah... Ah... Ah..
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[SNEEZER SNEEZES]
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SNEEZER: Hey. The only
other time I sneezed this much...
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was when I was
around a kitty cat.
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I'm really allergic to
kitty... Kitty... Kitty...
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[SNEEZER SNEEZES]
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Aw. Pool babysitter. Ma'am.
You look all pooped out.
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Hey, I know what will cheer
you up. Yes, sirree, I do, I do.
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Here you are. Babysitter. Ma'am.
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[YOWLING]
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A nice bouquet of goldenrods.
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Uh-oh.
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Ah... Ah...
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[YOWLING]
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Ah... Choc. Bless me.
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[GIGGLING]
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Funball, I'm ashamed.
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After all that, you
didn't catch a thing?
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Oh. You did? Well.
Tell me boy. What is it?
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Ah... Ah... Ah..
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Gesundheit.
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Of course, not every test
here at Acme Loo is academic.
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There's the test of speed.
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The taste test.
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[DIZZY DEVIL SNARLING]
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And, of course, there's
the test of true love.
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[SIGHS]
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For instance. Take
Fowlmouth. Please.
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He's been mooning over
Shirley the Loon 10! Weeks.
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He'd love to ask he! Out.
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But Fowlmouth has
just one little problem.
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Ah. Dadgum it, I spilled ♪♪♪♪
milk all over my ♪♪♪♪ leathers!
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Did I say “little problem“?
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If I had a nickel for every
♪♪♪♪ time I spilled something...
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___|'d be a rich
I-I-I-I-i-I-I-I-i-I-I-I-guy...
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I don't ♪♪♪♪ believe it.
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-Aah! —I\I'lother told me
there'd be ♪♪♪♪ days.
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What? ♪♪♪♪ I don't believe ii. I
got ♪♪♪♪ lunch got all soggy and...
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[BURPS]
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- Paldon me.
- Fowlmouth swears so much...
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his beak has been
declared a toxic-waste dump.
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What ♪♪♪♪, Buster.
Look what I did. Iii-I-i-I-I-I-
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Now Shirley will never ♪♪♪♪
♪♪♪♪ give me the time ol day.
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Mm-mm.
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Not until you clean
up your mouth.
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I ♪♪♪♪ ♪♪♪♪ just gotta
ask he! To the dance this Saturday.
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Why do I feel a
disaster earning on?
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Hey. Yo. Shirley. Wait up.
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Oh. Hello.
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Listen. I just thought I'd
take a dadgum chance here...
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"because ♪♪♪♪ ♪♪♪♪ I'm a
guy. ♪♪♪♪ ♪♪♪♪ you're a gill.
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And ♪♪♪♪ ♪♪♪♪ ♪♪♪♪ thought
you'd like to go out on a date sometime.
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SO. Uh. What ♪♪♪♪
♪♪♪♪ do you say?
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[SCREAMS]
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[SCREAMS]
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Listen. Ears. I'm
♪♪♪♪ ♪♪♪♪ in love.
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I gotta get Shirley
to be In? Lovebird.
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Help me. Will you? Will you?
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That's my weak spot.
Vulnerable poultry.
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Fowlmouth. You don't stand a
chance till you cure your swearing habit.
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Looks like I'll have to
handle this Buster-style.
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The Acme Behavior
Modification System...
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is guaranteed to bleak
any and all bad habits.
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[G HU HTS]
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Now. Every time you
swear. It'll let you know.
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Reafly? Dadgum-x-x-x-x
av-x-x-x av-x-x-x av-x-x-x.
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Dadgum av-x-x-x
av-x-x-x av-x-x-x awn-nee!
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[BLEEPING]
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Dadgurn -:|...:|...:|...:|-
-ll... I... I... I... I... I... I... I-|.
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Dadgum Mum!
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[FOWLMOUTH BLEEPING]
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With that and a cherry on top!
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That's funny. It
works on nail-biters.
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Oh. Please. Buster.
One more chance.
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00:17:42,194 --> 00:17:44,356
No way. You're
hopeless. Fowlmouth.
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FOWLMOUTH: Golly gosh. Buster.
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You've just gotta help
me beat my swearing habit.
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It's the only way Shirley will
like me. Lo! Heaven's sake.
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No. Sorry. Fowl...
“Golly gosh. Buster“?
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F.M.. You just said three whole
sentences without swearing.
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Sure. There's little kids here. You know.
What. Do you think I'm crude or something?
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- That's ii, F.M. The cure to your problem.
- |I is?
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Shirley the Loon won't
know what's come over you...
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with a little help
from old Buster here.
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[CHANTING] Om. Or some junk.
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Om.
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00:18:20,166 --> 00:18:21,190
[CLEARS THROAT]
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Um. Good evening. Shirley.
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Oh, like, goodbye, Mr. Bad
Karma with feathers.
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00:18:27,306 --> 00:18:28,750
A," fight. Just a -I...
I... I... I... I... I... I... I-_.
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Goo.
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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00:18:35,181 --> 00:18:37,081
Uh, one moment, if you please.
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I realize I did not make the best oi
impressions on you today. Shirley.
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00:18:41,587 --> 00:18:44,955
Uh. Please allow me to make
it up by escorting you home.
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Like. Can you really keep
your beak under control?
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00:18:48,060 --> 00:18:51,587
Uh-huh. Of course, my
dear. You have my word.
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And I'm tagging along to
keep those words clean.
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[GHOWLING]
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00:19:04,910 --> 00:19:07,208
Oh. Like. Maybe
we'd better go around.
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I'm getting totally hostile
vibrations from that dog.
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00:19:10,216 --> 00:19:13,413
What, this gentle canine?
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Ha. He wouldn't hurt a fly.
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[SCREAMS]
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00:19:22,094 --> 00:19:23,584
Why. You dirty dead...
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Uhmnaughty doggy.
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00:19:29,101 --> 00:19:30,899
Come. Shirley.
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00:19:35,441 --> 00:19:37,102
[WAILING]
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00:19:37,276 --> 00:19:39,904
SHIRLEY: Guy. Like. Thanks
10! Proving me wrong. F.M.
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You're a totally way cool dude.
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Uh. Does this mean you'll go
to the dance with me Saturday?
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I hope. I hope. I hope.
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Hey, he's got it made.
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Oh. You're sweet.
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But I already promised
Plucky I'd go with him.
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- Plucky?
- Plucky?
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00:19:58,531 --> 00:20:00,522
But call me sometime. Okay?
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[GHOWLING]
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"Hey, hey, listen, FJUI.
You" You did great.
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I... I mean. You know.
You gave it your best shot...
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and you proved you could carry on a
conversation without swearing once.
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[GHOWLING]
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[CHYING]
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[GHOWLING]
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Rats. Oh. Well. Maybe next time.
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Hey. Thanks anyway. Pal.
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You're cured. Fowlmouth.
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What do you ♪♪♪♪?
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[BEEPING]
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00:20:37,336 --> 00:20:38,360
[WHISTLE BLARES]
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00:20:38,537 --> 00:20:40,301
[BABBLING]
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00:20:51,717 --> 00:20:53,082
[BLEEPING]
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[BABBLING]
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And that's a wrap.
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00:21:42,568 --> 00:21:44,559
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