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In these troubling times, the world

In these troubling times, the world

In these troubling times, the world desperately needs a hero. Unfortunately,

desperately needs a hero. Unfortunately,

desperately needs a hero. Unfortunately, >> what to do when COUNTRY GO A [screaming]

>> what to do when COUNTRY GO A [screaming]

>> what to do when COUNTRY GO A [screaming] >> We've got him.

>> We've got him.

>> We've got him. >> Welcome, welcome, welcome.

>> Welcome, welcome, welcome.

>> Welcome, welcome, welcome. >> And he's back to tackle the most

>> And he's back to tackle the most

>> And he's back to tackle the most important topics.

important topics.

important topics. >> Technology, tipping, health, air trap,

>> Technology, tipping, health, air trap,

>> Technology, tipping, health, air trap, AI slot. I'm about to spend the rest of

AI slot. I'm about to spend the rest of

AI slot. I'm about to spend the rest of this show talking about a fish doorbell.

this show talking about a fish doorbell.

this show talking about a fish doorbell. >> He's going to be asking all the

>> He's going to be asking all the

>> He's going to be asking all the important questions. [music]

important questions. [music]

important questions. [music] >> Remember good romantic comedies? The

>> Remember good romantic comedies? The

>> Remember good romantic comedies? The kind of films that feel like a blanket

kind of films that feel like a blanket

kind of films that feel like a blanket make you leak from all your holes. What

make you leak from all your holes. What

make you leak from all your holes. What happened to this country?

happened to this country?

happened to this country? >> And giving you all the important facts.

>> And giving you all the important facts.

>> And giving you all the important facts. >> Every dog is a good dog who should not

>> Every dog is a good dog who should not

>> Every dog is a good dog who should not have cancer. Now, a cat. [laughter]

>> Also, no.

>> Also, no.

>> Also, no. >> While also giving you whatever this is.

>> While also giving you whatever this is.

>> While also giving you whatever this is. >> Every time a celebrity dies, I tweeted.

>> Every time a celebrity dies, I tweeted.

>> Every time a celebrity dies, I tweeted. [music]

[music]

[music] My supervisor gave me the square. I

My supervisor gave me the square. I

My supervisor gave me the square. I still don't know what it's for.

still don't know what it's for.

still don't know what it's for. >> This is starting to sound like a bad

>> This is starting to sound like a bad

>> This is starting to sound like a bad idea. NO, IT ISN'T.

idea. NO, IT ISN'T.

idea. NO, IT ISN'T. >> SHOWTIME, BABY.

>> SHOWTIME, BABY.

>> SHOWTIME, BABY. >> SO, get ready [music] for a lucky 13th

>> SO, get ready [music] for a lucky 13th

>> SO, get ready [music] for a lucky 13th season out last week tonight. Whatever

season out last week tonight. Whatever

season out last week tonight. Whatever happens next, let me say now, it has

happens next, let me say now, it has

happens next, let me say now, it has been the honor of my life to age like a

been the honor of my life to age like a

been the honor of my life to age like a haunted painting before your very eyes.

haunted painting before your very eyes.

haunted painting before your very eyes. [music]

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[music] >> Last Week Tonight with John Oliver.