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Thanks for inviting me over.

My husband never once watched sports.

Yeah, he kind of strikes me as a nerd.

Well, I mean, he is a nerd, but I'm okay with that for now, at least.

Uh, why do you say that?

I'm going to tell you something, and I need to trust you.

Okay. We haven't had sex in a year.

It's driving me nuts.

Oh, my gosh.

That messed up.

Yeah, he literally let me just come over here and hang out.

Not even ask a question.

Well, it's not like we would do nothing.

We should, though.

But what about your husband?

You can't leave the cat out in the cold and expect it to just stick around.

What would you do?

You're going to break your leg.

Thank you.

Can't believe you're doing this.

Hell never know.

Are you sure?

Mm -hmm.

I didn't think he was getting it like this.

It's been a while.

Well, yes.

There you go. There you go.

Am I as big as him?

A little bigger.

I'm ready.

I didn't

Nice to meet you.

You know what I mean?

Are you tight? Are you going to come?

You gotta make that ass pass.

Oh yeah? Oh fuck.

Your husband don't do it like that, do he?

I can't believe he ain't fucked you.

I know you're a team loss, but I feel like we both won.

Mm -hmm