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- ? A farmer did venture
to market one day ?
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? Hoping to sell
his prize pig ?
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? Its tail, it was curly ?
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? Its nose, it was pink ?
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? And its talent ?
[gasps]
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[goblet clatters]
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Bleh. No!
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I've tired
of your terrible singing.
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If that's all you're good for
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then I'll just have
to have you executed.
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Now that would be entertaining.
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- Oh, but Your Majesty,
there are so many ways
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I can entertain you!
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- Oh, but there are so many
ways I can have you executed.
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- I could make balloon animals.
- I could have you beheaded.
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Interpretive dancing?
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- Uh, public hanging!
- Sword swallowing!
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- Bury you alive.
- Fire breathing.
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- Disemboweling!
- Impersonations.
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- Drowning.
- Beat-boxing.
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- Impaling.
both: Slam poetry.
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- Poisoning.
- Making origami.
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- Crushed by a boar.
- A one-man kick line.
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- Launched out of a cannon.
- Enough!
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You are going
to keep me entertained
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with something other than
singing, and that is final!
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- Fine, but if I can't keep you
entertained,
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you'll just have to execute me.
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- [sighs] Well, fine.
If I have to.
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- [gasps]
Wait, my bad-
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[upbeat music]
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- ? Lotta people tellin' me
what I should be ?
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? But I wanna make
my own destiny ?
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- [growls]
- ? Got a feelin' ?
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? That it might be time
for me ?
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- ? To find my own way ?
- [grunts]
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- ? 'Cause I can feel it
in my heart ?
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? It takes a lot to be brave,
but just a little to start ?
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? Let's go take
a million chances ?
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? Let's go change
our circumstances ?
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? I'm gonna write
my own story ?
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? And the hero is me ?
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[gentle medieval music]
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? ?
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Midknights, I present
King Gastley's castle.
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- - [bleats]
- An imposing edifice that,
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in all of its history,
has never once been breached.
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Until now.
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Rescuing Uncle Budrick
isn't going to be easy.
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The bad news is, this place
is a fortress.
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Not only is it manned
by armed guards,
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we've got the moat,
a drawbridge,
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and the main gate to deal with.
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Waiting for the good news.
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We have a wizard.
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Yeah! With Mumblin by our side,
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there's nothing we can't do.
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We could just walk right up
to the castle,
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and once we're in position,
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Mumblin will freeze time!
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Then, with a single flick
of his wand,
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he'll smash open the gate,
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fly us across the moat.
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and then we'll find
Uncle Budrick,
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rescue him,
and blow the place sky-high!
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Ka-boom!
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Magic explosion!
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Oh, I'm melting! No, I'm melt-
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- Uhh.
- What?
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- Wow.
- Absolutely gruesome.
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- Just painting word pictures.
- Yeah.
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Well, as much as I'd like
to blow up Gastley's castle,
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I think our first step
should be reconnaissance.
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We need to know everything
there is to know
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about the castle,
the rotation of the guards,
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everyone who goes in and out,
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how the drawbridge
and gate work.
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There's a system of levers
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that control the drawbridge
and the gate.
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But the entire contraption
is inside the castle and thus,
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beyond our reach.
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- We need to know
if the castle has a weakness,
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a time when
it's least defended.
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Simon?
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- The fewest guards
are on duty at midnight,
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two in the parapet
and one on the ground, here.
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Then that's when we strike.
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But we'll need
to distract the guards,
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get them
to abandon their posts.
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Leave that to me.
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I'm cooking up
something special.
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Yum! Rat jerky, my favorite!
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- Ah-ah, I believe these ones
are just for the guards?
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Exactly.
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I'll make sure
the night-shift guards
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have a belly full of this.
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Just don't expect
their bellies to stay full...
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[stomach gurgles]
If you catch my drift.
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all: Oh!
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- Wait, no, I-I don't get it.
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We're gonna make them sick.
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- Ohh!
[laughs]
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- Okay, so Alice will
take care of the guards.
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Mumblin, can you get us
inside the castle?
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- [snoring]
Who ate my special pudding?
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Mumblin! Hello?
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We're planning
a jailbreak here!
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{\an8}- Baa!
- [blubbers] What now?
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{\an8}- Do you think
you can use magic
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{\an8}to lower the bridge
and open the gate?
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- Well, I can
probably manage that.
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- And what about finding
Uncle Budrick
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once we're inside?
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- Good point.
We know he's being kept
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in the dungeon,
but we don't exactly know
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how to get there.
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Don't suppose you have a map
of the inside
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of the castle too?
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Just this one, I'm afraid.
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- Hey!
- [gasps] Wait a minute!
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Mumblin, you were
the Royal Magician!
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You must know your way
around the castle, right?
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- I was, yes,
but for some reason,
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my memory is fuzzier
than a bunny's backside.
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It's okay, Mumblin.
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We just need
to find someone else
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who's been in the dungeon,
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someone who isn't,
you know, dead.
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[gasps] I know just the chap!
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- And at the bottom
of the stairwell-
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- exactly-round the corner...
- Mm-hmm.
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- You'll find the entrance
to the dungeon.
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- All right,
so something like this?
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That's it!
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Say, what exactly do you kids
need a map
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to the dungeon for anyhow?
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{\an8}- Oh, we're gonna break in
and rescue my Uncle Budrick.
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{\an8}Thanks to you,
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{\an8}getting to the dungeon
will be easy.
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{\an8}- Getting to the dungeon
isn't the hard part.
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{\an8}It's getting your hands on
the key that should worry you.
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{\an8}There's only one key
to the dungeon,
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{\an8}and it's held at all times
by the Royal Executioner.
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[dark rock music]
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[gulps]
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? ?
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Keep that thing sharpened.
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I think you're going
to need it again rather soon.
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- There's one more problem,
that thing in the moat.
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[wails]
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[screaming]
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I fervently hope it doesn't try
to eat me again.
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- That's it, Kevyn!
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The creature is hungry, so all
we have to do is feed it.
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Great idea.
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But feed it what?
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- Baa!
- Huh.
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- [gasps]
- Hmm.
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- Huh.
- [whines]
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Oh, right. The sheep.
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Yeah, I was totally looking
at the sheep too.
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- Think about it.
We use the sheep as bait.
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And when the moat monster goes
for it, we can sneak on by.
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- Hold on!
We cannot sacrifice Doris!
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friends: Doris?
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I may have named her.
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[bleats sweetly]
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I'm sorry, Simon,
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but Uncle Budrick doesn't
have much time
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and this might be
the only chance we've got.
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I have to get him out of there.
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- Wait a minute.
You're all okay with this?
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Feeding an innocent sheep
to a-a monster?
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Circle of life, my friend!
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- We'll do whatever we have to.
[grunts]
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- Okay, gang,
then it's settled.
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We strike at midnight.
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What? You're telling me
you've never had lamb chops?
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[bleats sadly]
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[light jovial music]
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- [grunts]
Ah?
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- Aha!
- Hmm.
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- Ha ha!
- Seen it before!
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- Ta-da.
[chuckles]
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Sock puppets?
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Sock puppets!
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[all gulp]
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I love sock puppets.
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[sighs]
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- Nanny would do sock puppets
for me
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when I was but a little prince
in royal diapers.
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Oh, Nanny!
Whatever happened to her?
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Oh, right, I had her beheaded.
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Well, what are you waiting for?
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[soft orchestral music]
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Henrietta was a simple sock
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from a simple town.
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[high-pitched voice]
I'm just a simple sock
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from a simple town.
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[normal voice]
Edmund was a noble prince.
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[low voice]
I'm a princely sort,
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too good for a town like this.
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But wait, who is
that beautiful milkmaid I see?
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Hmm.
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- [high-pitched voice]
Who is that devilishly handsome
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yet troubled prince?
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I can fix him!
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[both crunching]
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Oi, Barley.
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You ever wonder what
those little lights are
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up in the sky?
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[chewing] Hmm.
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- No, Bean.
- Yeah, me neither.
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[burps]
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Oh, well, excuse you.
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[chewing]
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- Okay, any idea
on the timeline
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for Operation Make-'Em-Sick?
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- [stomach rumbling]
- Should be any minute now.
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[groans, farts]
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[gasps] Wait, look!
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[vomiting violently]
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[farts]
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[both gag]
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[vomiting]
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[gags, spits]
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- Oh, no, don't,
'cause if you go,
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then I'm gonna-
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[vomits]
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[groaning]
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What is happen-
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- Your mom is
seriously awesome.
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[whispers] I know.
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Psst!
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[suspenseful music]
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? ?
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- Is the bait in place?
- Um. Sort of.
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Simon, what is that?
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- I'm sorry, Max,
I just couldn't
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let something happen to Doris.
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- And you thought
that bloodthirsty tentacle
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would be hungry
for cauliflower?
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Not just cauliflower, okay.
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It's a vegetable medley.
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I added potatoes, asparagus,
broccoli, brussels sprouts,
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- a little bit of-
- Shh! It's working.
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[rumbling]
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[roars]
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? ?
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[sniffing]
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- Ah, knew I should have added
more salt.
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Seasoning, Simon. Seasonings.
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Everyone get down.
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[upbeat rock music]
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- Phew, feeling
much better now.
256
00:10:04,360 --> 00:10:06,880
Huh? How did that get there?
257
00:10:10,750 --> 00:10:11,800
- [roars]
- Oh, no!
258
00:10:13,186 --> 00:10:15,655
[vomiting]
259
00:10:18,130 --> 00:10:19,690
- Well, look at that.
It worked.
260
00:10:20,350 --> 00:10:21,910
Let's move, Midknights.
261
00:10:22,085 --> 00:10:25,188
[all panting]
262
00:10:26,650 --> 00:10:28,840
Ready, Mumblin? You're up.
263
00:10:28,870 --> 00:10:31,180
- Oh. I've got this.
I've got this.
264
00:10:32,080 --> 00:10:35,200
Wing of bat and hair of witch,
265
00:10:35,230 --> 00:10:38,770
pull the lever
to lower this bridge!
266
00:10:38,771 --> 00:10:42,879
- "Witch" and "bridge" make
for a rather clunky rhyme.
267
00:10:42,880 --> 00:10:44,440
Yah! Ha ha!
268
00:10:49,110 --> 00:10:52,680
- Keep going, Mumblin!
You got this!
269
00:10:53,014 --> 00:10:55,049
[gasping]
270
00:10:58,452 --> 00:11:01,389
[groans]
271
00:11:06,640 --> 00:11:07,710
Whew. There.
272
00:11:08,070 --> 00:11:10,230
Oh, right, the gate.
273
00:11:10,806 --> 00:11:12,241
[adventurous music]
274
00:11:12,341 --> 00:11:13,391
[groans]
275
00:11:13,680 --> 00:11:17,340
This castle we must infiltrate,
276
00:11:17,580 --> 00:11:22,739
now pull the lever
that opens the gate.
277
00:11:22,740 --> 00:11:25,843
[grunting]
278
00:11:26,911 --> 00:11:29,013
[squeals, laughs]
279
00:11:31,980 --> 00:11:34,560
- Aww. Pff.
- Hurry, Mumblin!
280
00:11:34,590 --> 00:11:36,720
The guards
could come back any second.
281
00:11:38,494 --> 00:11:41,397
[guards vomiting]
282
00:11:41,398 --> 00:11:44,339
- Barley, if I don't make it...
[farts]
283
00:11:44,340 --> 00:11:46,630
I just want you to know, I-
[stomach gurgles]
284
00:11:46,776 --> 00:11:48,945
[moans]
285
00:11:49,320 --> 00:11:51,430
- What did you say-
- [retches furiously]
286
00:11:58,028 --> 00:12:01,131
[straining]
287
00:12:02,700 --> 00:12:04,020
Come on, Mumblin!
288
00:12:04,021 --> 00:12:05,669
We didn't pluck you out
of retirement
289
00:12:05,670 --> 00:12:07,600
for you to get punked
by a hunk of metal.
290
00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:11,790
- [shivers] Anyone have
a weird tingly feeling?
291
00:12:13,610 --> 00:12:14,760
Mm. How curious.
292
00:12:15,030 --> 00:12:16,840
Those gargoyles aren't
on this map.
293
00:12:17,940 --> 00:12:19,560
What gargoyles?
294
00:12:20,370 --> 00:12:21,420
- [roars]
- Aah!
295
00:12:23,269 --> 00:12:25,705
[all panting]
296
00:12:25,805 --> 00:12:28,708
[dramatic music]
297
00:12:28,808 --> 00:12:32,145
? ?
298
00:12:32,245 --> 00:12:34,314
[all scream]
299
00:12:34,414 --> 00:12:37,349
[bellows]
300
00:12:37,350 --> 00:12:38,400
- Oh, my.
- [gasps]
301
00:12:39,330 --> 00:12:43,650
- Enchanted gargoyles.
This-this is dark magic.
302
00:12:43,700 --> 00:12:44,810
Dark magic?
303
00:12:46,310 --> 00:12:48,499
- Warthog's tooth
and dragon's flame,
304
00:12:48,500 --> 00:12:51,800
send them back
from whence they came!
305
00:12:53,480 --> 00:12:54,530
Uh-oh.
306
00:12:55,580 --> 00:12:58,070
- Dad!
- Uh, nobody panic.
307
00:12:58,602 --> 00:13:00,904
[gargoyles growling]
308
00:13:01,004 --> 00:13:03,907
? ?
309
00:13:04,007 --> 00:13:06,709
[Midknights whimpering]
310
00:13:06,710 --> 00:13:08,390
Okay, maybe we panic.
311
00:13:13,784 --> 00:13:17,487
- [screeches]
- Aah!
312
00:13:22,459 --> 00:13:23,560
[screams]
313
00:13:26,120 --> 00:13:27,170
Aah, aah, aah! Aah!
314
00:13:34,700 --> 00:13:35,750
Boop.
315
00:13:37,040 --> 00:13:38,909
Aah!
316
00:13:42,779 --> 00:13:49,653
? ?
317
00:13:54,358 --> 00:13:55,659
Aah!
318
00:13:57,091 --> 00:13:59,649
- [high-pitched voice]
Oh, Edmund.
319
00:13:59,650 --> 00:14:01,960
Yes, I will marry you.
320
00:14:01,961 --> 00:14:03,879
[low voice] Wonderful,
but there's something
321
00:14:03,880 --> 00:14:05,530
I haven't told you, Henrietta.
322
00:14:05,560 --> 00:14:07,450
I'm not really a prince.
323
00:14:07,480 --> 00:14:09,159
I'm merely a lookalike
324
00:14:09,160 --> 00:14:12,100
who traded places
with the true prince.
325
00:14:12,550 --> 00:14:14,740
- Ugh. So obvious.
Saw it coming.
326
00:14:14,741 --> 00:14:16,299
- [high-pitched voice]
Edmund, I know.
327
00:14:16,300 --> 00:14:20,560
I've always known because I'm
not really a lowly milkmaid-
328
00:14:20,561 --> 00:14:22,179
- Aah!
- [gasps] Max?
329
00:14:22,180 --> 00:14:24,370
Max? Who's Max?
330
00:14:24,400 --> 00:14:26,920
I thought Henrietta was in love
with Edmund!
331
00:14:26,950 --> 00:14:28,780
This third act
is falling apart.
332
00:14:28,781 --> 00:14:31,369
- [high-pitched voice] My love,
there's something else.
333
00:14:31,370 --> 00:14:32,580
- Whoa!
- What was that?
334
00:14:34,750 --> 00:14:36,369
Ooh, I'm a ghost.
335
00:14:36,370 --> 00:14:39,340
I've been a ghost
the whole time.
336
00:14:39,580 --> 00:14:41,770
[gasps] Whoa! Plot twist!
337
00:14:42,400 --> 00:14:43,570
Aah!
338
00:14:44,051 --> 00:14:46,687
[grunting]
339
00:14:46,787 --> 00:14:49,656
[dramatic music]
340
00:14:51,760 --> 00:14:52,810
Aah!
341
00:15:00,910 --> 00:15:02,290
I think I got the hang of this.
342
00:15:04,547 --> 00:15:06,182
[roars]
343
00:15:06,282 --> 00:15:12,822
? ?
344
00:15:14,624 --> 00:15:17,060
[Midknights scream]
345
00:15:19,930 --> 00:15:20,980
Are they gone?
346
00:15:21,640 --> 00:15:24,100
Yep. Stone dead.
347
00:15:25,810 --> 00:15:28,079
- [screeches]
- Aah!
348
00:15:28,179 --> 00:15:30,215
Millie!
349
00:15:30,315 --> 00:15:33,418
[all grunting]
350
00:15:39,010 --> 00:15:40,280
- all: No!
- [screaming]
351
00:15:48,510 --> 00:15:49,560
Millie!
352
00:15:50,655 --> 00:15:52,890
[yelping]
353
00:15:57,840 --> 00:16:01,740
- [normal voice] And they lived
happily ever after.
354
00:16:02,850 --> 00:16:04,650
Boo!
355
00:16:04,680 --> 00:16:06,480
Happily ever after?
356
00:16:06,510 --> 00:16:08,880
What kind of soppy drivel
is this?
357
00:16:08,910 --> 00:16:10,830
Yuckity, yuck, yuck, yuck!
358
00:16:10,860 --> 00:16:12,900
It was a love story.
359
00:16:13,110 --> 00:16:14,489
Preposterous!
360
00:16:14,490 --> 00:16:17,039
That was a story
of betrayal and deceit
361
00:16:17,040 --> 00:16:19,199
and the mid-life heartbreak
of settling
362
00:16:19,200 --> 00:16:20,880
for less than you deserve.
363
00:16:20,910 --> 00:16:24,540
Why would you spoil it
with a happy ending?
364
00:16:24,541 --> 00:16:26,789
- Oh, well, if it's heartbreak
you're after,
365
00:16:26,790 --> 00:16:29,880
then just wait for the sequel!
366
00:16:30,840 --> 00:16:32,670
Spoiler alert: everyone dies.
367
00:16:33,420 --> 00:16:34,739
Ugh, forget sequels.
368
00:16:34,740 --> 00:16:36,989
They're artistically bankrupt
cash grabs
369
00:16:36,990 --> 00:16:39,770
and always pale in comparison
to the original.
370
00:16:39,800 --> 00:16:42,030
Executioner, off with his head
and all that.
371
00:16:42,235 --> 00:16:43,904
Aah!
372
00:16:44,004 --> 00:16:46,273
[suspenseful music]
373
00:16:46,280 --> 00:16:48,979
- No. No, no, no,
not right now, you idiot.
374
00:16:48,980 --> 00:16:51,979
It's late. If I don't get
eight hours of beauty sleep,
375
00:16:51,980 --> 00:16:53,600
my mustache droops.
376
00:16:53,690 --> 00:16:56,030
Do you want me
to have a droopy mustache?
377
00:16:56,180 --> 00:16:57,710
Of course not, sire.
378
00:16:57,740 --> 00:17:00,830
- Then take him to his cell,
and we'll off him at sunrise.
379
00:17:00,860 --> 00:17:04,190
Oh, I do love an execution
before breakfast.
380
00:17:05,180 --> 00:17:06,930
[laughing]
See you in the morning.
381
00:17:07,460 --> 00:17:09,870
Spoiler alert: you'll be
the one missing a head.
382
00:17:11,300 --> 00:17:12,350
Millie.
383
00:17:12,470 --> 00:17:14,929
- I daresay no one
could survive a fall
384
00:17:14,930 --> 00:17:15,980
from that height.
385
00:17:16,400 --> 00:17:19,098
- She was only here because
of me.
386
00:17:19,099 --> 00:17:22,436
[clanking]
[all gasp]
387
00:17:22,579 --> 00:17:23,629
More gargoyles?
388
00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:25,529
- No it's-
389
00:17:26,540 --> 00:17:28,490
- Millie!
- Hey.
390
00:17:29,630 --> 00:17:30,710
You're okay.
391
00:17:31,640 --> 00:17:32,790
- Thank goodness.
- Mm!
392
00:17:32,951 --> 00:17:36,079
- Now don't you ever do
that again.
393
00:17:36,080 --> 00:17:37,810
How ever did you survive?
394
00:17:37,840 --> 00:17:39,940
- I landed on a big bale
of hay.
395
00:17:40,630 --> 00:17:42,850
I'm just lucky like that. Oh.
396
00:17:43,333 --> 00:17:45,335
[sweet uplifting music]
397
00:17:45,400 --> 00:17:46,600
Guys, look.
398
00:17:47,560 --> 00:17:49,030
We're inside the castle.
399
00:17:49,990 --> 00:17:53,110
It didn't go exactly
as planned, but hey, we did it.
400
00:17:53,140 --> 00:17:56,020
- Teamwork. Aw, yeah!
- [gasps]
401
00:18:00,781 --> 00:18:03,684
[chain clinking]
402
00:18:04,840 --> 00:18:05,890
Egad!
403
00:18:05,891 --> 00:18:09,219
- It's okay, Kevyn,
we're already in.
404
00:18:09,220 --> 00:18:10,360
Baa!
405
00:18:11,291 --> 00:18:12,459
[chewing]
406
00:18:13,180 --> 00:18:14,230
all: Doris?
407
00:18:15,515 --> 00:18:17,451
[roars]
408
00:18:17,551 --> 00:18:19,686
[bleats]
409
00:18:21,010 --> 00:18:23,650
- Oh, no!
She must have followed me.
410
00:18:26,080 --> 00:18:27,580
We can't leave her.
411
00:18:27,610 --> 00:18:29,200
But what about Uncle Budrick?
412
00:18:31,990 --> 00:18:33,189
We'll save 'em both.
413
00:18:33,190 --> 00:18:35,926
[upbeat music]
414
00:18:36,026 --> 00:18:37,728
? ?
415
00:18:37,828 --> 00:18:39,162
[grunts]
416
00:18:39,262 --> 00:18:42,566
Aah!
417
00:18:47,604 --> 00:18:50,507
[grunting]
418
00:18:50,611 --> 00:18:52,343
Oh! Oh, no.
419
00:18:52,344 --> 00:18:55,013
Aah!
420
00:18:55,210 --> 00:18:57,910
- We've gotta stop it!
Did you try these two?
421
00:18:57,940 --> 00:18:59,530
Of course I tried those two.
422
00:18:59,575 --> 00:19:01,510
[growls]
423
00:19:01,610 --> 00:19:04,146
[bleats worriedly]
424
00:19:10,270 --> 00:19:11,320
- [growls]
- I got it.
425
00:19:11,822 --> 00:19:13,924
[wincing] Huh?
426
00:19:15,993 --> 00:19:18,896
[wails]
427
00:19:22,233 --> 00:19:24,568
[whimpers]
428
00:19:24,668 --> 00:19:26,169
[sighs]
429
00:19:26,170 --> 00:19:28,390
- It stopped.
- Well, unstop it, Kevyn!
430
00:19:28,420 --> 00:19:30,250
I'm trying. I'm trying!
431
00:19:30,355 --> 00:19:35,193
? ?
432
00:19:35,293 --> 00:19:36,343
[exclaims]
433
00:19:36,395 --> 00:19:38,964
[all moaning]
434
00:19:43,170 --> 00:19:44,980
- Aah!
That's the wrong direction!
435
00:19:45,150 --> 00:19:46,230
I hate this bridge.
436
00:19:47,008 --> 00:19:49,109
No! No!
437
00:19:49,110 --> 00:19:50,250
Whoa!
438
00:19:54,590 --> 00:19:57,209
Simon! Doris! Where's Max?
439
00:19:57,210 --> 00:20:04,117
? ?
440
00:20:04,217 --> 00:20:05,919
[screeches]
441
00:20:17,830 --> 00:20:20,767
Aah!
442
00:20:26,806 --> 00:20:29,409
Whew.
443
00:20:29,700 --> 00:20:32,130
Max, thank you.
444
00:20:34,124 --> 00:20:35,992
[bleats happily]
445
00:20:37,970 --> 00:20:39,320
- Aww, Doris.
- [laughs]
446
00:20:40,964 --> 00:20:43,833
[peaceful music]
447
00:20:43,933 --> 00:20:50,840
? ?
448
00:20:54,778 --> 00:20:57,379
- [gasps]
- [pants]
449
00:20:57,380 --> 00:21:00,050
- Nolan? Mumblin?
What happened?
450
00:21:00,080 --> 00:21:02,300
- Where are the kids?
They need help!
451
00:21:02,330 --> 00:21:04,070
Fruit, man!
Hand me a pear,
452
00:21:04,100 --> 00:21:05,690
a kumquat, anything!
453
00:21:06,650 --> 00:21:09,080
Show me the Midknights.
454
00:21:11,811 --> 00:21:13,519
- Oh, my.
- [gasps]
455
00:21:13,520 --> 00:21:14,780
I don't believe it.
456
00:21:15,110 --> 00:21:16,760
As I live and breathe.
457
00:21:16,910 --> 00:21:19,250
- They made it.
- Yes, they're in the castle,
458
00:21:19,280 --> 00:21:22,970
which means
they're on their own now.
459
00:21:23,284 --> 00:21:26,187
[tense music]
460
00:21:26,287 --> 00:21:28,923
? ?
461
00:21:29,270 --> 00:21:31,370
Oh, quickly, Bean,
462
00:21:31,371 --> 00:21:32,759
we gotta get back
to our posts
463
00:21:32,760 --> 00:21:34,379
before Gastley knows
we've been gone.
464
00:21:34,380 --> 00:21:36,690
- Ugh.
- Yeah, righto, righto.
465
00:21:36,930 --> 00:21:38,220
Ugh. Oh, do you know what?
466
00:21:38,250 --> 00:21:42,450
Apparently he's gonna execute
that fool come sunrise, heh.
467
00:21:43,890 --> 00:21:46,230
- Maybe they mean
some other fool?
468
00:21:46,320 --> 00:21:48,600
- You mean the new one
that can't sing?
469
00:21:49,050 --> 00:21:50,340
Yeah, that's the one.
470
00:21:50,370 --> 00:21:52,439
Can't be mistaken
for any other fool.
471
00:21:52,440 --> 00:21:53,669
[gasps]
472
00:21:53,670 --> 00:21:55,140
Hang on, Uncle Budrick.
473
00:21:55,740 --> 00:21:56,940
We're almost there.
474
00:21:57,609 --> 00:22:00,011
[upbeat music]
475
00:22:04,349 --> 00:22:07,218
[heavy rock music]
476
00:22:07,318 --> 00:22:14,225
? ?
477
00:22:14,275 --> 00:22:18,825
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