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Here's your hot
chocolate, Mr. B.

You sure you don't want
anything else before I go to bed?

Thank you, Hazel. No.

Would you get that for
me, Hazel, please? I'm busy.

Baxter residence.

Oh, hi! Hiya.

Oh, well, I'm fat
and sassy as ever.

Gettin' ready for my vacation.

You know, I take it in the
wintertime. Hazel, please.

Well, uh, I was plannin'
to go to my sister's,

but her twins got mumps, so I...

Hazel! Just a sec.

Hazel, would you mind taking your private
phone conversation on the other phone?

I'm busy here. It's
for you... the mayor.

Look at that gown!

"Mrs. H.T. Forbes-Craigie
at the annual charity ball."

You know, she throws that ball
every year. Each year, it gets bigger.

Well, don't worry about Mrs. H.T.
Forbes-Craigie. She can afford it.

She's worth $23 million,
give or take a few million.

How 'bout a little
more hot java?

Oh, yes, Hazel.
We'd all like some.

You know, Hazel, I can't make
coffee like this. What's your secret?

Oh, no secret, Miss Stone.
You probably just got a dirty pot.

Uh, Edith, would you like
another peach meringue?

No, thank you. I couldn't.

It's delicious. But I'd
love to have that recipe.

Don't you even read
your own magazine?

It's right here. Right there.

Hazel, that's a recipe for
orange glacé à la Roma.

Oh, well. I just switched the oranges for
peaches and added a little pinch of ginger.

Well, I'm glad to know
you're one of my loyal readers.

I see ears are comin'
back in style again.

I was just about to hand
mine over to the Goodwill.

Well, that only goes to prove what
you women are always saying...

"Keep a thing long enough,
you can always wear it again."

Seriously, Edith, I think you've
done a wonderful job with Mode.

Thank you, George. The advertising's
doubled since she took over.

And raised the rates
at the same time.

You know, George, I'd
actually be ashamed to tell you...

what we charged Rancho Verde
for this two-page color spread.

"Why travel to Europe
for the baths this year?

"Rancho Verde offers
the same curative waters,

"a slimming diet and
release from tension...

"at a price considerably less
than a round-trip fare to Europe.

Our modern equipment will make you
the glamorous woman you deserve to be."

- What a laugh.
- It's a marvelous place.

They spoil you and pamper you, and you
come back rejuvenated... a new woman.

You mean to tell me
you would actually spend

a vacation at a place
like Rancho Verde?

Well, I certainly would...

if I were single and didn't have you
and Harold to spend my vacations with.

Well, I guess that's just one more
thing I don't understand about women...

How you can spend all that
money to starve and beat yourselves.

George, it's a
perfectly divine place.

Hazel, tell me the truth.

Oh, boy, would I! Not
that I could afford it.

Now, Hazel, you, of all
people, I expect to be sensible.

There are times in a woman's life when
that's the one thing she don't want to be.

Hazel, didn't you say you
had a vacation coming up?

Yeah, two weeks. Would you
really like to go to Rancho Verde?

Oh, sure. I got as much use
for glamour as anybody else.

Besides, I ought to take off
a few pounds around the...

It's pretty hard on my
cookin', huh, Mr. B.?

He's got a terrific problem.

Well, part of my deal with Rancho Verde
is two weeks with all expenses paid there,

which I can't use this year.

You'd be welcome to it. Could
you leave next week? But, Edith...

- Of course she could.
- Well, thanks, Mrs. Stone, but
I don't think I can accept.

- That-a-girl.
- Why not, Hazel?

Because she just can't. No, let
me give it to you, Hazel, please.

If you don't, it'll
just go to waste.

I don't like nothin' to go to
waste. Then it's all settled.

I'll just go in the den and call Mrs.
Camden and make a reservation for you.

But, Edith, we... George
darling, please. It's all settled.

I can't believe it. I'm
goin' to Rancho Verde!

First thing in the morning, we'll go
downtown and buy you a new bathing suit.

Hazel Burke at Rancho Verde.

And you can take my pink satin
bed jacket. I just can't believe it.

Come down off of that cloud and
listen to me for a minute. Oh, sure, Mr. B.

The type of women you run into at a place
like this are silly, useless, vapid...

Well, hooray for
male chauvinism.

Dorothy, I'm serious.

Hazel wouldn't like those
snobs any more than they'll...

- Well, then you would.
- Oh, for Pete's sake, Mr. B.

If I don't like 'em,
I'll just ignore 'em.

I'll be too busy bein'
pampered to let 'em bother me.

But, Hazel... If you'll excuse me, I
want to wash out my fancy nightie.

I can't show up at the Rancho
Verde with my flannel p.j.'s.

George, what really
worries you is just the

opposite of what
you told Hazel, isn't it?

Well...

You're afraid those phonies are gonna
give her a rough time because she's a maid.

Right? As rain. Dorothy,
you mark my words.

Hazel's leaving herself wide open
for a large dose of hurt feelings.

I know it's good for the
arches, but I can't do it!

Louise, do you want to see
what $23 million looks like?

She's here!

Mrs. Forbes-Craigie in person.

Thank you, Martin.

She looks older than she does in
the pictures in the society pages.

Well, naturally,
darling. So do you.

If you used yours on a passport,
you'd never get back in the country.

All right, darling. We're even.

Let's sit down and look casual.

Ah, come in.

Welcome to Rancho Verde,
Mrs. Forbes-Craigie. Thank you.

I'll call you at the
motel if I need you.

Very well, madam. Have a
nice rest. Thank you, Martin.

I'm Mrs. Camden, your
hostess. How do you do?

This is Robert. He'll
show you to your room.

Before you go, there are two other
guests I'd like to have you meet.

Will you come this way, please?

Mrs. Willoughby, Mrs. Carter.

Mrs. Forbes-Craigie.
How do you do?

It's awfully nice meeting you,
Mrs. Forbes-Craigie. Yes, terribly.

You three and Miss Burke,
who is due to arrive here today,

will be having all of
your activities together.

Oh, lovely! We'll really
get to know each other.

Yes. I expect by the time
this is over, we'll be old friends.

Well, not old friends,
but perhaps new friends.

Mrs. Camden, I'd like to go to my
room, please. I've had a rather long drive.

Of course. Robert, Room 12.

Anna will unpack
your bags. Thank you.

This way, madam, please.

Oh, it was very nice
meetin' you, Marty.

And thanks for lettin' me drive the truck.
I never drove a truck like that before.

It was my pleasure. And thanks for
saving me the fare from the airport.

Oh, that's okay. It was
on my way. So long, Hazel.

Bye!

♪ She'll be comin' round the
mountain when she comes ♪

♪ She'll be comin' round the
mountain when she comes ♪♪

I wonder if our other
member's a Brookline Burke.

That would be lovely. Mrs.
Forbes-Craigie and a Brookline Burke.

Miss Burke?
Right the first time.

Well, if that's our fourth, she
doesn't look very Brookline.

More like the end of the line. She doesn't
look as if she can afford to be here.

Oh, boy. This is even
snazzier than it was in the ad.

Well, thank you, Miss Burke.

Before you go to your
room, I'd like you to

meet two of the other
women in your group.

Oh, sure. Robert will take
your bag for you, Miss Burke.

Boy, they sure give you the
once-over here, don't they?

I'm glad I wore my fancy
petticoat in case it shows.

Will you come this way, please?

Miss Burke. Mrs.
Carter, Mrs. Willoughby.

Mrs. Carter, Mrs.
Willoughby. Ow!

Oh, did I hurt your hand?

It's all right. It's my ring.

Oh, boy! Will you look
at the size of that zircon?

That is a diamond.
It's real? You're kiddin'.

Of course it's real. Well,
let me give you a tip.

Don't ever leave it on the windowsill
when you're washin' the dishes.

I had an opal ring of mine
go right down the drain.

I'm sorry I hurt your
hand, but I couldn't help it.

You know, you have kind
of a limp handshake. Oh!

I hope you ladies will
be a congenial group,

as you'll have all of
your activities together.

Oh, I guess that's 'cause we
all have the same problem, huh?

I doubt it.

We all have to take a couple
of inches off our you-know-what.

Oh, Robert. Uh, put
Miss Burke in Room 11.

Will you show her the
way, please? Yes, ma'am.

I hope it's not
too heavy for you.

I got my Indian clubs in there. I
wouldn't want you to strain yourself.

Yes, ma'am. This way, please.

What in the world was that?

Judging from her grip, she
tears phone books for a hobby.

Did you hear her? She
washes her own dishes.

Excuse me.

I think I'd better make
a long-distance call.

Oh, boy! This room's a doozy.

"Doozy"? Madam does not like it?

Oh, sure. Madam likes it swell.

Real satin! Mmm!

And the sheets,
they are the same.

Oh, for Pete's sake! Hazel
Burke sleepin' on satin sheets.

Wait'll the sunshine
girls hear about this.

Would madam like me to unpack
her things? Oh, no, thanks, honey.

No, it really ain't
enough to bother about.

Forgive me, but you are
not like the other ladies.

Oh, I guess I'm the first domestic
engineer they ever had around here.

What is domestic engineer?

Well, that's a maid...
Just like you, honey.

You are a maid? Sure.

These are the people I
work for... the Baxters.

You have kind of an
accent. Where are you from?

I am from France.

Oh, no kiddin'. Do you like it
here? Have you made any friends?

Oh, yes, I have a
boyfriend in the army.

Oh, that's nice.

I work here to save enough
money for us to get married.

Come in!

Oh, hi, Miss Camden.

I'd like to have a word in
private with Miss Burke, please.

Yes, madam.

Come on in and sit down!
Rest your hands and face.

Here. Put it here.

Thank you.

Miss Burke, I've just been talking
to Mrs. Stone on the telephone.

Oh! I wish I'd known. I would
have liked to have said hello to her.

It was so nice of her to
give me this two weeks here.

Yes. Uh, she tells me that...

Well, that you work for a
family named Baxter. Oh, sure.

Swellest family in the world.

That's Missy. Pretty,
ain't she? Very. Now...

She's got naturally
curly hair. This is Mr. B.

Miss Burke, there is
something I have to say to you.

Oh, sure. Fire away.

You must understand that
Rancho Verde caters to a...

A certain class of guest.

Oh, yeah, I know. Mr. B. was
tellin' me. A bunch of snobs.

He... He was afraid I wouldn't
like them, but that don't worry me.

I get along with almost anybody.

Well, that wasn't quite
my point, Miss Burke.

Oh? Well, what is your
point, Miss Camden?

Well, my guests... are snobs.

There's no other way to put it.

What are you gettin' at?

Many of these women
are regular customers.

They come back
here year after year.

And so do their friends.

If they were to realize
that... well, that...

They were hobnobbin'
with a maid?

I don't know what they might do.

Well, some of them would just pack up and
leave and go home and tell their friends.

That could be pretty
expensive for me.

Naturally, as a businesswoman
I can't afford to have this happen.

You do understand. Oh, sure.

So if you'll just have
somebody call me a cab...

No, Miss Burke. I don't
want you to go. You don't?

Of course not.

I want you to have a wonderful
two weeks here. So does Mrs. Stone.

But I see no reason for
the other guests to know...

what your line of
work is, do you?

Oh, I won't go
blabbin' about it.

I wouldn't want you to get in
any trouble or cost you any money.

Thank you, Miss Burke.
Thank you very much.

Oh, that's all right. Skip it.

Now, you are due at the gym
to be weighed and measured.

We have leotards
there for you to wear.

Leotards?

That ain't exactly
the outfit I look best in.

Wait'll you see
some of the others.

Then you'll have your first gym
class, and then it'll be time for lunch.

Come in.

Flowers for Miss Burke. For me?

Here. Put them over here,
Anna. Oh, they're gorgeous!

Birds of paradise...
my favorite.

Now, who could be
sendin' me flowers?

From the Baxters.
How very nice of them.

Thank you again, Miss Burke.

"We love you and
miss you very much.

Missy, Mr. B. and Harold."

But there's just one thing I don't
understand, Mrs. Forbes-Craigie.

What's that, Miss Burke?
Well, there's two things really.

The first one is, how come you've
got two names like "Forbes-Craigie"?

Couldn't you make up your mind?

My husband's family came
from England originally.

They do that sort
of thing over there.

Oh, sure. Like the fella
the princess married.

And the other thing I don't
understand is, how come you're here?

You got a terrific figure for a woman
your age, even in them leotards.

Well, actually, I'm here more
for a rest than anything else.

To get away from telephones, appointments,
the wear and tear of a busy life.

Oh, you work?

- I'm interested in
a number of organizations.
- What kind of organizations?

That's not really
important, is it?

Well, no, not if you
don't want to talk about it.

My Missy works. She's
an interior decorator.

- She's about the...
- Who's Missy?

Oh, well, like you said about the
organizations... It ain't important.

Will you look who's cozying
up to Mrs. Forbes-Craigie?

Anna, can I speak to you for a
minute in private? But of course.

Excuse me, Miss Forbes-Craigie.

Miss Burke was sitting there.

So sorry.

Miss Burke seems to be on
quite friendly terms with the maid.

So, you see, honey, that's why I don't
want any of the guests to know I'm a maid.

I will not tell them.
Thanks. Thanks, Anna.

Oh, she's a terrific kid.

She's engaged to
a boy in the army.

The U.S. Army. He's a G.I.

You seem to know a great deal about
what goes on backstairs, Miss Burke.

Oh, people are always tellin'
me things. I don't know why.

Mr. B. said...

Who's Mr. B.?

Oh, I'm always startin'
unimportant things.

It's kind of a bad
habit of mine.

You know what was the most embarrassin'
thing about gettin' measured for me?

When that gym instructor put the
tape measure around my knees...

and said my knees
were thickening.

Did you ever hear
of thick knees before?

Really.

How much do you have to lose?

- Five pounds.
- Is that all?

That's all.

Elaine and I have just
returned from "doing Europe."

All that rich food, you know.

Paris was divine. Those sauces!

- The thing I like is pizza.
- Have you been abroad,
Miss Burke?

Oh, sure. To the Canadian
side of Niagara Falls.

I had my picture
taken in front of it.

I got it in my photograph
album. It's in my room.

You brought your
photograph album with you?

Oh, yeah. I take it everywhere.

I got all the pictures of
my friends and relatives.

I kind of like to look
at them now and again.

Imagine.

I can well imagine. I carry
photographs of my family in my purse.

Oh, well, I have my
husband's picture in mine.

It's here someplace. He's on
the stock exchange, you know.

Oh! By the way,
Mrs. Forbes-Craigie,

are you interested
in the stock market?

I got the most marvelous
tip this morning.

- ST&C is going to split.
- Indeed.

Yes, I told my broker to buy
another hundred shares. I bought 200.

Are you interested in
the market, Miss Burke?

Sure, I go shopping around.
Potatoes, onions, heads of lettuce.

And I got a hot tip the other
day... pea soup is going to split.

Ladies?

May I have your
attention, please?

After lunch, you'll all
have an hour rest period,

and then group "A" will
go to the steam room.

Group "B" will go to the beauty
salon for instruction in make-up.

Group "C" will have
a bridge lesson,

and Group "D"
will go to the pool.

Oh, good. I can practice
my Australian crawl.

You're quite a swimmer,
Miss Burke? Oh, sure.

Back home, I'm on the water polo
team. You know, at the Y.W.C.A.?

Say, honey, you got anything for
a starvin' swimmer to nibble on?

I just did 30 lengths.

I will be serving
tea in just a moment.

You know, the funny thing
about the meals here is...

the minute after you've
had them, you're still hungry.

You could have knocked
me down with a feather...

when I found out that fruit
compote was the whole lunch.

I thought it was
just to start with.

Anything the matter?

No. Nothing. Come here now.

Now, don't tell me those red rims
around your eyes are just from laughin'.

They are sending Sam to a
different base far away in Michigan.

Oh, that's too bad.

They are sending him today.

Well, you can go and give
him a big kiss good-bye.

Oh, no, I cannot.

Mrs. Camden said that
we are shorthanded,

and if I go, there will be
no one to serve the tea.

Oh, well, we gotta do
somethin' about that.

I'm perishing for a cup of tea.

Yes. Oh, will you
look at that! Hmm?

Miss Burke, I must say, you handle
that tray like a professional waitress.

Oh, it's nothing really.

Why are you serving?
There are waitresses here.

Well, you see, my little
friend... I mean Anna...

Anna. The maid?

- Well, yeah.
- She's your friend?

Well, she wanted to go and say
good-bye to her boyfriend and...

You're darn tootin'
she's my friend.

What's more, she's one of
the sweetest people I ever met,

which is more
than I can say for...

Miss Burke, please!
I'm sorry, Miss Camden.

I know I promised not to say
anything about bein' a maid, but...

- A maid?
- Yeah, that's right, honey.

But I couldn't have kept it up for
two weeks. You are what you are.

Well, if this is the sort of person
you're going to have here...

Mrs. Carter, please!
But this is outrageous.

This is supposed to be an
exclusive place for the right people.

- Now, Mrs. Willoughby, I...
- Mrs. Camden.

For the rest of my stay here,

I wonder if I could have
my meals in my room.

Of course, Mrs.
Forbes-Craigie. I'm terribly sorry...

Miss Burke.

Yeah?

It will be my pleasure if
you will join me at meal time.

Gee, Mrs. Forbes-Craigie,
you're a doozy.

Why hasn't she called yet?

She promised to call us this
evening. George, she's probably busy.

Maybe she's helpin'
someone with their homework.

I'll tell you why
she hasn't called.

She's too proud and won't
admit it. Well, I'm gonna call her.

And who's this? Oh, that's
Mama at a Fourth of July picnic.

I'm the one with
the firecracker.

Excuse me. Sure.

Hello.

Oh, yes, Mr. Baxter.
She's here. Oh, gee!

I was havin' such a good time, I
forgot I promised to call the Baxters.

- Hi, Mr. B.!
- Hazel, if you like,
you can fly home tonight.

You don't have to stay
there because of silly pride.

Oh, Mr. B., you're talking so
fast, I can't understand you.

No! I'm having a ball.

I got this swell new
friend, Mrs. Forbes-Craigie.

Yeah, Forbes-Craigie.

Well, I don't
know. I'll ask her.

- Are your initials H.T., honey?
- Yes.

Yeah, that's right.
H.T. You know her?

Oh, you don't? Oh,
she's a swell lady.

Wait a minute. I'll let
you say hello to her.

Meet Mr. B.

Good evening, Mr. Baxter. I've
heard wonderful things about you.

Well, uh, thank you,
Mrs. Forbes-Craigie.

Yes. Oh, awfully... awfully
nice meeting you too.

And now Mrs. Baxter would
like to speak with Hazel.

Hello, Hazel?

Well, one thing I have
to say for myself...

When I'm wrong,
I'm magnificent at it.

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