All language subtitles for Fogadás a házasságközvetítővel 2023 gépi

So...

Hello?

Guess you found ten potential venues for
my aunt and uncle's anniversary party.

Kate, you're my best friend, but it's
the middle of the night.

It's not the middle of the night. It's 7
.30 in the morning, Nancy. It is time

to attack the day.

I'm not attacking anything. I'm
surrendering.

Now you know Sal and Mimi's anniversary
is a big deal for me.

Right, right. Of course. I'm sorry.

I mentioned it's still the middle of the
night, right?

Twice now.

Okay. You owe me the list.

Already done.

Okay, okay. Let me just try to find my
laptop here somewhere and take a look at

my inbox.

Big night last night?

On a Sunday? I was just up late studying
my lines for this new play. Time got

away from me.

Wait.

Then today is Monday?

It is.

You've got a meeting at the New York
Chronicle today.

I do.

Well, party venues can wait.

Are you nervous?

Of course I'm not nervous. I've got the
hottest relationship blog in the city.

They'd be lucky to have me.

Although, a weekly blog is one thing,
but a daily column at a massive

with online editions, that's a game
changer.

That amounts to the challenge.

So wait.

Then you've got the job.

Well, the editor himself called me
personally to iron out a few details.

So I'd say that's a yes.

Did I ever tell you you're my hero?

Not enough, if I'm being honest.

But you can tell me again later. Meet me
at the park? Yep.

Usual thought.

It will be a celebration.

Gotta run. Love you.

Are you kidding me?

Hey. Hiya.

I'll take a black coffee, please.

Excuse me.

Yeah. Can I help you?

I believe that belongs to me.

Oh! Oh, my God.

I'm so sorry. It must have gotten
caught.

I can fix it. Could you help me? Yeah,
there we go. Thanks.

Like new? You know, I have one of the
most important meetings of my

career in, like, ten minutes, and now I
look like I hopped out of the trash. We

can salvage this. Just give me one
second.

Oh, my God.

You're Kate Nolan.

Yikes. What happened?

This guy?

Be right there.

I am such a huge fan of The Love Spark.
All of my friends read it.

Thank you.

Yeah. I'm Chloe Jones, assistant
features editor at The Chronicle. I've

pushing the bosses to get your
relationship content into the paper.

Well, it paid off because I have a
meeting with your editor in 10 minutes.

Fantastic. Oh, you'll love Glenn.

Okay, forgive me. You probably get this
all the time, but I've had enough of

being single. I'm really trying to find
that one, but it just feels like every

dating platform is filled with losers.

Oh, my. I'm going to just put like.

Haven't you done enough damage? Thank
you.

Oh, my gosh.

Look, dump the dating app.

The right guy will find you when it's
time. But how am I supposed to find the

right one? I don't mean to intrude on
your conversation.

Then maybe don't. If you're actually
looking for love, I would suggest hiring

professional. Joseph Webster,
professional matchmaker.

Centuries of experience?

Funny. You don't look a day over 100.

Yeah, it's good. No, it's family
business.

My family's been matchmaking for
generations.

Oh, you're serious.

My professional services are discreet,
individually designed, and well built.

Like a Rolls Royce.

Worth a shot.

No, the only thing I trust less than
dating apps is some random stranger

hustling up business outside a coffee
cart. Choice paralysis is a thing, as we

all know. Sometimes handing the reins to
someone else can be quite useful. My

family successfully matched European
royalty.

Ah, yes, the famously happy royal
families.

Nothing but perfect relationships.

Your problem with me seems to involve
more than a minor wardrobe incident.

Minor?

Do you know... How many messages I get
every day from unhappy people who are

up by family and friends? No one can
know who's right for you but you. You

force it, and you certainly can't rely
on anyone else to find it for you.

Beautifully argued, and I actually
agree.

That's why I've brought matchmaking into
the 21st century.

I've created sophisticated algorithms
which create detailed personality

which allow me to find you the perfect
match.

Right, and how much do you charge for
these sophisticated services?

Well, that depends.

Okay, well, it's a scam. Don't waste
your money, Chloe. You know what?

We're just going to have to agree to
disagree.

Chloe?

I, uh, I'm just going to get my coffee.

And I'm going to do my best to go back
in time and pretend we never met.

Cheers.

Come on, Jacob.

Mr. Jacob?

Kate Nolan, your new columnist.

Pleased to meet you. Please, call me
Glenn.

Fashion choice or fashion statement?

Fashion collision.

You should see the other guy. Ah, you're
funny.

I guess that's why you have so many
followers, huh?

So, are we talking start date? Because
I'm ready to roll.

Let's step into my office, shall we?

I'm sorry I didn't give you a heads up.
This corporate takeover has thrown

things into disarray. That's
understandable.

So, in short, yes...

We want you for the new relationship
blog.

Great, because I already have some very
interesting ideas.

But the new owners, they've been
pressuring me hard for somebody else. So

suggested the best way to ensure they
get the right candidate for the job is

have the two of you compete.

I'm sorry, compete?

Glenn, mate, I'm sorry I'm late. You
wouldn't believe the kind of people you

into in this city.

Hello, again.

Wait, he's not the other candidate, is
he?

He is.

Um, sorry, um, what's going on?

I was meant to believe that I was
starting here today.

There's been a change in plan.

You two are now competing for the job.

Glenn, you want a relationship
columnist. I have one of the hottest

country. This guy...

I'm sorry, what are your qualifications?

Aside from being the latest in a long
line of matchmakers, I was once the

of my school newspaper and a champion
debater. You edited a school paper and

you're citing that as genuine
experience? It was a very dedicated

Wow, okay. Well, my following will bring
a whole new demographic to the paper.

This guy is just trying to sell a dating
scam. Ask Chloe.

My analytics are not a scam.

It's a scientifically grounded method of
matching people perfectly.

Okay, okay, look.

It appears you're both very qualified.

And I think we have just stumbled onto
our competition.

Okay. Which is what exactly?

Kate, you will be writing a profile
piece about Joseph.

What? About him, his methods.

Throw in some family history, especially
the royal stuff.

The owners will love that. They're
British, you know.

Wouldn't that be wonderful?

Wait till you read it.

And Joseph, you claim your methods are
foolproof?

So. Find Kate her perfect match.

And then write me an article about it.
Like this joker is going to find my true

love. If you can't, then you win.
Congrats.

He has no article. He doesn't get the
job.

This is outrageous.

You expect me to gamble my job and my
family's reputation on a contest?

Suddenly no confidence in your methods?

Sure sounds that way to me. Again, my
system is foolproof.

Then accept the challenge.

Well, how do I know you won't just lie
and pretend that I didn't find you a

match? Because I have integrity.

And I take competition very seriously.
If you find my true love, I will happily

concede.

But it's not gonna happen.

How long do I have?

I'll give you ten dates to find Kate her
perfect match.

One. Nine.

Three. Eight.

That's my lucky number.

And my final offer.

Fine.

Get ready to meet your soulmate and lose
this gig.

Get ready to read my article on your
flight back home.

Wait a minute, Kate.

You are single, aren't you?

Yes.

Very.

Hello, Mother.

Jason. How was your first day at the
Chronicle?

I do hope they're making you feel
welcome.

Oh, absolutely.

Yeah, everything is great. Yeah, yeah.
All good.

Well, mostly.

God, you're a terrible liar.

It's just a slight mix -up. Might be a
delay into me starting.

It seems like they've brought someone
else to compete for the job.

Compete?

I'd like a large portion of the family
assets into that takeover to ensure the

job was yours.

Yeah, it will be. It's just, I just have
to find her a match within eight days.

You know, it's going to be nice.

Soft launch for the business.

The first rule of being a successful
matchmaker is to build a reputation.

The column was the start of that.

I mean, you just couldn't resist another
competition, could you?

First, this isn't my idea. Second, I was
defending the family name.

You do not need to defend the family
name. We're practically royalty.

My new software is bulletproof. I will
find her a match, no problem.

You should not be playing games with our
legacy.

I've got everything under control.
You've got nothing to worry about.

Oh, look, it's my new friend, Ben. Yeah,
we're going on a walk. Gotta go.

I knew I carried safety pins around for
a reason. Is there anything you can't

do?

Wait, you're going to be using a
matchmaker? This is fake.

It's not fake. Come on, I happen to be
doing a play about a matchmaker and you

just happen to meet one in real life?
This guy's not going to find a match for

me. This is going to be good for you.
It's time that you got back out there.

You know you can't force these things.
Either you have the spark or you don't.

Now, enough about me. Tell me about your
play.

Okay. It's an off, off, off Broadway
production of Emma. Pretty low budget,

I think this could be the one.

Really? Yeah.

Wow. Well, I fully support you, and I
love you, and I love your attitude.

Well, you know, being an endless
optimist is kind of a requirement for

actor.

You know, it helps that there's a really
cute guy in the cast.

No. Okay, hear me out.

He's a really great actor, and he plays
the lead opposite yours truly.

Mm -hmm.

Dating another actor.

Yeah, but I think this one actually
might be different. You say that every

If you have the spark, it's undeniable.

You know, I never get tired of you
quoting me back to myself.

Well, you're welcome.

You check out the list of venues I sent
you? I did.

Can I see?

It's New York.

Ah, yes. The city's so nice, they double
the price. Yep.

The park is free, though.

Well,

if it isn't my worthy opponent, Flash,
personal biographer.

Let's just get this over with, shall we?

Bit of playful banter. You do get
playful banter here, right?

Never heard of it.

Okay, well, let's get my algorithms
finding you your dream guy. Or girl.

Or...

Whatever floats your boat.

This way to my office.

So, why matchmaking?

Right. Well, like I said, it's family
tradition.

And how long have you been doing it?

Well, I've been around it my whole life,
but actually doing it is kind of new.

How new?

Before this, I worked in tech, Silicon
Valley.

It was there where I realized I could
match my analytical skills with family

business. You don't strike me as the
techie type.

You're sort of a jock.

I suppose I enjoy both for similar
reasons. They've got structure, tangible

results. You know, it either works or it
doesn't. Win or lose, ones or zeros.

Ones or zeros?

Yeah. Competition was over before it
began.

Ask me that after I wipe the floor with
you.

I'd better remember when I'm picking up
plants from my new corner office at the

conical.

Um, quick question.

Hmm?

Where are we going?

Yeah, I kind of took a wrong turn back
there, and I was hoping you wouldn't

notice. Look, I'm still new to New York.
It's nice.

Who doesn't like life, of course?

So, tell me more about your transition
into matchmaking.

Basically, I wrote this remarkable piece
of software.

Yes, you do say so yourself. I do.

Using my software, I was able to take
answers from questionnaires and build

extremely detailed personality profiles.

Like, insanely detailed. They often
revealed preferences that the persons

themselves didn't realize they had.

Advertisers loved it.

Politicians, too, I bet.

I was off on all sorts of deals.

But then I remember watching my mom
matchmake growing up, how much joy she

brought. I realized if I stayed with
some Silicon Valley tech job, I wouldn't

bringing anything to the world.

But then it hit me I could use my
software to help bring matchmaking into

era. And that's when I approached my mom
about continuing the family tradition.

And she bought into it right away?

My mom's a bit old -fashioned. I'm not
sure I've convinced her yet.

But that's why I'm here in New York to
spell up a whole new client base.

Can't believe you walked away from
Silicon Valley money.

I even think what my software is capable
of.

I just don't think love can be
quantified. There's too many variables.

So you don't believe in a perfect match?

No, of course I do. I just don't think
some probability curve or software can

determine it.

It's pure alchemy. That's why my blog's
called Love Bark.

Sorry for the catchy title. Do you have
any data to back that up? I do have data

to back that up.

My blog followers double every month.

Impressive.

But my success comes from my personal
experience.

Take my Uncle Sal and Aunt Mimi, for
example.

They always said when they first met,
they just knew. It was instant. They had

the spark, and it was undeniable.

They celebrate their 40th wedding
anniversary in a few weeks, and they are

the happiest couple that I know. And
they didn't need some computer program

tell them.

Well, that sounds like a tough act to
follow, anecdotal as it may be, but I

think my software is going to be up to
the task.

Why are we stopping?

Oh, this is my office.

This is your office?

I told you I've only been in town a
little while.

Besides, I think I'm addicted to the
waffles.

Come on.

What the heck is that? I'll just put
your two fingers on those sensors.

You're not going to electrocute me, are
you?

Depends. You into that?

Excuse me?

Kidding. No, no, no. These sensors are
going to gauge your heart rate and your

blood pressure.

Your true reaction.

You think I'd lie to you?

Well, I think you might lie to yourself.

See, traditionally, it was the parents'
decision.

They would tell the matchmaker what they
were looking for in the child's suit.

Medieval. Well, it's flawed, yeah, but
essentially modern dating apps do the

same thing. They just remove the parents
from the equation and let people choose

for themselves what they really want.
That's what I've been saying.

But this is also flawed. See, people
lie.

They choose answers that they think they
should like or that they think other

people think that they should like.

But my software sees right through that
and takes physiological signals to help

create truly honest profiles.

So now what?

I'm going to step back, relax, watch a
little slideshow.

The images may seem odd and incongruous,
but I assure you, my senses are telling

me how you truly feel.

Are you ready?

As I'll ever be.

Okay, slide number one.

Okay, a little cliche, but... No
talking, please, just...

We act for you.

Number two.

Number three.

Number four.

Number five.

195.

196.

197.

198.

199.

Okay, I'm starting to get a little
dizzy.

Last one.

200.

A working rabbit.

Really? Precisely.

Okay, I've successfully made your
profile. You can start finding matches.

That's it?

You show me a slideshow and you think
you know me?

Oh, jeez. Would you look at the time?

I've got to run.

Now? No, I just watched 200 random
photos. It's time to work on my profile

piece. Apologies. I know I said I'd have
all afternoon free, but I've forgotten

playing tennis today.

I specifically told you I wanted to do
more work on the profile piece, so I

guess I will tag along.

Read that.

According to her profile, Kate is
stubborn.

So when I tell her about my tennis,
she'll insist on tagging along.

Lucky guess.

Luck or science?

You seem to be quite proficient with a
racket.

I am now.

When I was younger, I was rubbish.

But I had a coach who told me that
everything in life is just a question of

practice.

That everyone has a chance to be
skillful at something, but it takes

I've been living by that mantra ever
since.

Do you practice these speeches, or do
they just happen organically?

Every morning, in the mirror, yeah.

It's good.

Don't get me wrong. I like Dawson's
Creek, but I think it's just... No, no,

There are no buts. It's perfect.

But did Joey have to end up with Pacey?

Yes. That's why it's so good. I guess.

But sometimes I like a simple love
story, you know?

I had a really good time tonight.

Me too.

So... I have a rule about dating co
-stars.

Same. I try to avoid it. Right. It gets
too complicated. Yeah, the headaches.

And it's messy.

Yeah, really messy.

Oh, yeah. Right? It's the worst. Yeah,
exactly. Exactly. Right. Yeah.

But rules are made to be broken, though,
right?

Sometimes I think it's worth the risk.

I'll see you at rehearsal tomorrow?

Okay.

Yeah.

I'll, uh... I'll see you on stage.

In my debut article for the New York
Chronicle, I've been asked to examine

ways in which true love can come into
your life.

Can it be found by performing a set of
calculations and computations, or should

you trust your feelings and know when it
comes along?

In pursuit of that answer, I introduce
you to Joseph Kendall Webster, an

interesting individual who is convinced
that he can create the Pierce of Cupid's

arrow from lines of code written on a
laptop.

If you've followed my blog, you know
that I am skeptical, to say the least.

However, because I'm a writer, I will
try to set my doubts aside and, for the

moment, keep a somewhat open mind as I
delve into these competing views of

finding true love.

In every competition, there will always
be a winner and a loser.

So I'm inviting you, the reader, to join
me in this journey. Even though I'm

pretty sure I know where it'll lead,
sometimes the journey can be as

as the destination.

This will not be an easy road for me as
my personal experience has always proved

that the power of the spark between two
people cannot simply be replaced by a

few simple keystrokes.

Because as I've seen throughout my life
and love, if you have the spark, it's

undeniable.

Okay, little Lord Fauntleroyal pain in
my butt. Let's see what you got.

Hi.

Oh, my goodness. I'm so sorry. Fine.
It's no problem.

I'm Benjamin. Benjamin Bradshaw.

So lovely to meet you. Nice to meet you,
too.

Please.

Thank you.

Can I just say you look really great

this evening?

Thanks.

Again.

So, uh, do you like jazz?

Uh, you know, when the mood strikes.

Your hair is especially wonderful.

Is there a specific hairdresser you use?

Can I ask what you're looking at?
Nothing.

Oh, you mean no.

They're icebreakers. It's just... Hey.

Well, I mean, sometimes I feel so...
Nervous.

And then I get, you know, I stumble, I
ramble, I say all kinds of absurd

and I just don't... Let's take a deep
breath.

Together. Come on, it'll be fine. Okay.

All right, so this is not a bad idea,
but maybe memorize some of them, and

probably some better ones.

Like what?

You know, just a little more natural.

Okay, pretend that I am not someone
you're trying to impress and that I'm

one of your friends.

What would you ask me?

Can you believe the latest NASCAR
rankings?

Not sure I would lead with that.

Uh, okay. Uh, what was your, uh, what
was your school locker like in school?

Was it really that bad?

He had a cheat sheet.

I mean, that's cute.

good questions. One of them was if you
could be any kind of animal, what would

it be?

Oh, well, that's easy. You've always
wanted to be a panda.

True, but it was really awkward, Nance,
honestly.

I just don't get it. You go on the
internet and you research great date

questions, and the best you can come up
with is what kind of animal would you

be? I mean, I just feel like he's not
really... He has no drive, you know?

like, you're putting this effort in, but
then what are you talking... Nancy?

Um, yeah, yeah.

Very interesting.

Uh, Panda.

Yeah, sure. Got it.

Uh -huh. You weren't listening.

I'm sorry.

Charlie just came in for his costume
fitting and he looked just like Mr.

Knightley and I was briefly, um,
overcome.

How's that going?

I don't know. I mean, I thought it was
going really well, but after our first

official date, he just...

Mm -hmm. He hasn't answered a text or a
call, and he hasn't said anything at

rehearsal. I mean, do you think it's
some kind of game?

Do you think he has any real potential?

Oh, yeah.

Hello.

Ah, how was date number one?

I think you found my soulmate.

Really? Yeah.

He's a writer, too.

Does a male lady treat you well?

What's in your fridge right now?

Are giraffes too tall?

Did he write these?

Yep. Oh, God, it was such a good match
on paper.

That's what I keep telling you. You
can't predict these things with bleeps

bloops, ones and zeros.

So I guess no second date for Mr.
Benjamin.

Yeah. Plus, if I don't have his spark,
it's a waste of time.

Speaking of which, you're single,
obviously. Why is that?

Ah, well, that is complicated.

You're a matchmaker.

I'm sure you have your own algorithms
that you could plug into your foolproof

software. Yeah, well, I've been busy,
and I think too many people look for

happiness in a partner.

You've got to find happiness within
yourself, and then find someone to share

that with.

Hmm. Tell that to my mother.

Oh, mine too.

If it were up to her, I would be living
the high life in Silicon Valley, married

by now.

Huh.

Don't write that down.

Relax, I'm a professional.

Do you think part of what you're doing
here is to prove her wrong? I don't

anyone's proven Genevieve Gatsby Webster
wrong at anything.

We certainly don't write that down.

I hope that is my daily reminder to get
some cardio in. You want to join?

No, I'm not the one that needs to work
off that stack of walls.

Okay, so you don't run, you don't lift
weights, you don't aquasize.

What do you do?

No, I don't aquasize.

Do you play any sports at all?

Well... Not sure that counts

in sports.

How dare you?

Hey, my favorite niece.

Your only niece. You got me there.

It's my Uncle Sal.

Joseph Webster. Pleasure to meet you.
Likewise, Joe.

So who's this guy? New date? The
opposite, actually.

He's trying to steal my job.

To be clear, I'm not really trying.
You'd know it if I was trying.

What is this, a little playful banter?
Do you not have banter?

He and my Aunt Mimi own the place.

When she first moved to the city, we let
her stay in the apartment above the

alley. It was my first home when I felt
lost and alone in the big city.

Stop it, Katie.

You still owe me background, by the way.

You're never getting it.

So, we going to gab all day? You guys
want to hit some pins?

Can you keep it stretching to a minimum?
You're embarrassing me. It's important

to keep the muscle loose.

I think I've established that I'm
already quite the competitor.

I'm not going to go easy on you.

I'd be disappointed if you did.

I've got to warn you, I was quite the
bocce ball roller in my day.

Yeah, my niece is pretty good too.

You know, for a girl.

Just FYI, Joseph, that's for a girl
crack. Always adds about 20 miles an

her ball.

All right, Slick, you're up.

You're going to bowl, or are you trying
to bore the pins until they fall over?

Ouch. Oh!

Are you not a muse?

Huh.

You don't look a muse.

Trying to do this?

Joseph?

You need 89 points to win. That's three
strikes in a row.

Yeah, I know. Thank you.

It's called a turkey. You know that,
right?

Odd, but okay.

How rare is a turkey in bowling?

Very.

Good.

That's one.

One.

So that was two? That was two?

Just so we're all sure, that was two?

Right. You counting?

Is that two?

All right.

How do you like the turkey?

I'm an actor. I need my phone. I've been
cut off for over a week now.

I had to use a pay phone to call my
agent. You know how hard those are to

Uh, I'll call you back.

Hi, how are you?

I'm really looking forward to getting
this up on its feet with you. Oh, yeah,

too.

Okay,

I'm just going to come out and ask.

Are you ghosting me?

What? It's just you haven't responded to
any of my texts or calls lately.

Oh, so you message me?

Uh, yeah, a bunch.

Oh, I'm sorry. It's just I, um, I lost
my phone.

Oh, well, why didn't you just say?

Yeah, I don't know. After what you said
about the whole no dating co -stars

thing, I thought maybe you changed your
mind and I didn't want to assume that

you sent me a message. And you didn't
bring up the date during rehearsal, so I

didn't want to press the matter.

That's why I didn't say anything either.

So you didn't change your mind? No, no.
I had such a good time.

Me too. Jeez, I should have just told
you.

Well, we can talk more after rehearsal.
Maybe grab a drink?

Yeah, that'd be great.

Okay.

I'll see you on stage.

Okay.

No, it's fine. It's a popular time of
year. I understand.

Thanks. Oh, another letdown. I don't
think I'm ever going to find a place for

aunt and uncle's anniversary party. Hey,
did you try Giorgino? It was my first

call. It's the perfect venue and booked
solid for the next decade.

We'll find somewhere. Don't worry. I'm
sure of it.

I hope so.

Tap dancing?

No. Then spit it out. Okay.

He is not ghosting me. It was a
miscommunication. He just wants to...

we're going on another date.

How about you? Any more lined up? Seven
more failed dates to go, then I win and

get the conical job I thought I already
had.

I'm meeting with Joseph shortly to get
the deets on Mr. Wrong number two.

Hey, so maybe it's just me, but this
Joseph seems, um, interesting.

No. If by interesting you mean arrogant
and competitive, then yeah. Yeah, it

sounds like someone else right now.

To be fair, we got a little sidetracked
and wound up going bowling last night,

and he was actually pretty good.

You only take the special ones bowling.
It wasn't like that. Who won?

He did.

No. I know.

But, like, I let him win.

Oh, yeah, of course you did.

Yee -haw!

No late afternoon waffle pick -me -up?
Um, no, decided to cut back.

So, I've been thinking.

Say hell freezes over and you actually
win this competition and find my true

love.

Do you really think you have what it
takes to write a daily column?

Cool, I deal with relationships all the
time.

You see, I really care about the people
I help, and if the unthinkable happens

and you get the job, I need to know that
you're up to it. I think I can provide

some valuable insight, yeah.

Well, let's test that.

Dear Kate, I've been dating my best
friend for three years, and last

he proposed.

It was at a family gathering, so I felt
I couldn't say no, but now a few months

later I'm wondering if I made the right
choice.

I love him, but I'm worried that he
might be my best friend and not the love

my life. How can I be sure?

Go.

Go? Go what?

What are we doing? This is the biggest
part of my job. How would you respond to

her?

I know I would, um... Uh -huh.

Okay, uh, no, no, okay, look, um, I
would say that it's completely normal to

feel nervous about a life -changing
decision, but if this person is your

friend, then you tell them your
concerns.

That's what they're there for.
Communication is key.

Beginner's law.

Oh! Ah.

Okay, don't throw your back out.

And I would add that part of the reason
I developed this technology was to

remove doubt.

It's like this.

Well, so far, you're batting zero.

Baseball terminology.

Maybe. Well, I've tweaked the algorithm,
broadened the search, and found someone

that I think will make me most valuable
player.

Okay. How do you feel about country
music?

Oh, my gosh. I am so sorry. Did you just

slap your thigh?

I didn't think anyone actually ever did
that. Is that really a thing, too?

Oh, only if we're really happy.

Uh -oh.

Honestly, when I walked in and saw the
cowboy hat, I was kind of dreading this,

but I'm having a really good time.

Well, if you'll excuse me, I need to use
a little cowboy thing.

Hey, you.

Now, where were we?

Oh, before I forget, the waiter came by
and told me that you had a phone call.

Isn't the service here terrific?

It certainly is.

Your wife called.

Let me see if I got this right. Your
daughter has been sent home sick from

school, so please pick up some chicken
soup on the way home from your work

meeting, because we all know that the
most important part of curing a sickness

is to stay hydrated.

You look amazing.

How'd the date go?

Great. He was married.

What? Yeah.

Oh, God.

Kate, I'm so sorry. I had no idea.

I think your algorithm needs an
algorithm.

Okay.

Aside from the whole marriage part, was
it a good match?

Yeah. Obviously, he's an idiot and he's
blacklisted from now on, but it's clear

I'm on the right path.

So, do you like sleep here?

No, of course not.

But it is open 24 hours.

Can I get you coffee?

Apology waffle?

I'm good.

You know, I've been doing some
background reading on your family.

Oh, we are fantastic, aren't we? Yes,
you are. And you weren't kidding about

legacy. There are some amazing stories
in there.

Which means my part of the competition
is shaping up quite nicely.

We are still on for tomorrow, yeah?

Yeah. so try and get some sleep.

Will do.

And Kate, I really am sorry.

I'll make it up to you.

Hey, Nancy, what's up?

Giorgino is available.

What? How?

I put your name on the wait list with
zero hope, but the manager just called

and said that somebody canceled their
event.

So get down there with the deposit, and
we are in.

Oh, you are so awesome. Okay, I'm going
to head there now and give him a check

and sign the agreement.

Ooh,

Nance, I got to go. Love you.

Hello. Hi.

Just checking in. How's the profile
going?

Oh, great.

I'm almost done, and I think you're
going to love it.

Ooh.

Um, you know what? I gotta go. Long
story.

What?

Hello? Hey, we're still meeting today,
right? I'm at the diner.

Ooh, I gotta cancel.

I've got my date to go over.

Okay, well, meet me at Giorgino in 15
minutes.

Hello?

Well, hello, darling.

How did you get this number, tear it up,
shred it, tear it up again, and then

burn it?

Nice, nice.

It's the perfect place.

So what's going on here?

Well, nothing now.

I've been searching the city for a
special place to throw my aunt and uncle

surprise anniversary party.

Unthinkable happened, and this place had
a cancellation.

So what's the problem?

The additional cost for short notice,
changeover of staff, last -minute

fee, and a 25 % customary search roach.

Can you really put a price on happiness?

Nice. Yes, you can.

Better leave before you add a few more
zeros.

Look, I know you've probably checked out
all sorts of places, but pretty good at

research. Maybe I can give you a hand.

You'd do that for me?

Yeah, why not?

Okay, well, maybe having someone make
some choices for me isn't as bad as it

sounds. Then it is the least I can do
after the whole merry cowboy, isn't it?

Right. You didn't by chance give that
rodeo rider my number, did you?

I did.

Problem? What were you thinking?

If I can't find you and date, at least I
can help you find a venue.

Thanks.

So, you want to go discuss the next
candidates for your date? I've got some

great ones lined up.

You know, I'm not really in the mood
right now.

Do you think we can reschedule?

Okay. Well, how about some more
background on your stunning profile on

Take a rain check on that, too. Oh,
yeah.

Literally. Yeah.

Yeah.

You know, I'm starting to think that you
don't actually want to finish this

thing and you just fancy hanging out
with me.

You wish.

No, I just need to be alone for a bit.

Yes, okay.

Bye. Bye.

Everything okay, kiddo?

Fine. Just trying to bowl out a few
issues, that's all.

Can I help?

Do you think I'm too picky?

Nothing wrong with being picky.

Really? Okay,

what about when it comes to, say,
planning something special, chasing your

career, or finding a relationship that
matters in life?

Sorry, are we still talking about
bullying here?

I could go either way. Just give me a
hint.

I'm just starting to wonder.

I mean, I keep telling people that once
they find the spark, it's undeniable.

But how can I say that when I haven't
found it yet?

It makes me feel like a fraud.

Nobody talks about my niece like that.

I don't exactly have the best track
record.

I mean, I tried so hard in my last
relationship, even though I knew it

right. Since then, it's just been bad
date after bad date.

What happens when something comes along
that doesn't quite line up with

everything you believed?

Maybe I'm wrong about the spark. Maybe I
should be more open to options.

You remember when we first started
thinking about a custom ball for you,

All the different styles we tried out.

Weights, designs, hole placements.

I don't really think that compares.

It does, it does.

I've never known anybody to be so picky
initially about, you know, a bowling

ball. But you tried out different
things. You were open to options.

And when you finally weighed in on all
the options, the ball you picked was

perfect.

It was, wasn't it?

Once you know, you know.

Come on.

Give it a whirl.

That's what I'm talking about right
there.

So no news on the soap opera?

Yeah, I'm not being impatient. Look, I
just really need the money.

There's got to be something.

I'll do anything.

Hey, is everything okay?

Yeah, everything is perfect now that
you're here.

You know, if there's something wrong,
you can tell me.

Everything's fine, honestly.

I know how tough this job can be.

Okay, I was on the verge of quitting
last year.

You gotta keep the faith. Everything's
gonna work out.

Okay, no matter how desperate things
get, or how behind you are on your rent,

your cell phone bill, or just trying to
figure out where your next dollar's

gonna come from, you know?

Charlie, are you sure that everything's
okay?

Everything's fine.

It's just, it's hard to imagine you
giving up acting.

We never would've met.

You're such a charmer.

Working hard or hardly working? Oh,
hilarious.

Did you write that?

I did.

Yeah? Yeah. Good. You know what else I
did?

I went and checked out some of the
places you suggested.

One of them was almost perfect.

Good. Oh, my. There was a construction
site out front, and I could barely hear

myself sing.

Well, we're not going to give up that
easy. Come on.

Come on.

I'm not going to bite.

We are going to find you a venue.

Okay.

All right.

Now, uh, this one, I went to a launch
party for a fashion line.

That's where I met your cowboy friend.

Ugh. Yeah.

Place looks great, though.

Um... I'm open to options.

Okay. Uh, this one's beautiful.

Beautiful decor, a decent price, but,
um... Oh, no.

No, your cousin Jean and her bad hip,
they're not gonna like going up these

stairs, so... This place is out.

You remember that?

Yeah. Cool.

Oh, I didn't think you'd listen to me
ramble.

Kidding? Our coffee and waffle get
-togethers were the highlight of my day.

Okay, I'm just going to send you a list
of the... Obviously, they're not going

to be as good as Gino, but it seems like
you are in need.

Thanks.

I really appreciate it.

I've got a bunch of potential dates to
go over, too.

I've got a great feeling about these
guys.

You're going to have a lot to live up
to.

I mean, just because I know there's so
many great guys in this city.

That big turn of phrase. Hi, can I have
a coffee, please?

Thank you.

So is this your first time here?

Hello, Glenn.

Jake, have you got anything for me on
that profile piece? I'm kind of under

gun here.

I'm almost done, I swear.

And what about the competition?

I'm going to need the winner to start
next week.

Right. He still has two dates left to
find my match.

And?

And I guess we'll just have to see how
it plays out.

All right. Keep me informed.

Hiya. Hey, I hate to bother you, but do
you have any news on my next date?

Glenn's hounding me for an update.

Yeah, he just gave me the gear, too.

Well?

Not yet, but soon.

Are you okay? You seem stressed.

Yeah, of course I'm stressed.

I've only got two dates to go and my
software's not finding a match for me.

am I missing?

Well, maybe I'm lying.

There's no pride in winning if you don't
do it right.

Know me so well.

Yeah, well, I've got detailed files.

Okay, bye.

Mother!

I wasn't expecting you.

I can see that.

What a pleasant surprise.

I thought you might need the old
-fashioned touch to put this job

thing over the line. Oh, that's so
sweet, but I've got all the data I need

see this through. I know.

I called in the last of my favors to
make sure the job was yours.

Instead, you allow a total stranger to
compete with you. Oh, she's touching

stranger. And I'll figure this out. I'm
so close. I'm certain you believe that.

However, this has to be a success.

I'm taking over operations.

Mother, I can do this if you just trust
me.

Now, this software you have, it contains
everything about this woman, correct?

Her likes, her dislikes, her passions.

Well, yeah.

Good. Then we will create a perfect
match.

What? I've already been in touch with an
actor, and with your detailed

information, we will create her perfect
match.

We can't trick her.

That's immoral. It goes completely
against my integrity.

Oh, really? You're the one who agreed to
this foolish competition.

Look, you have done your best and been
found wanting.

And if we fail, then the business, our
income, and the family legacy are all

ruined.

Do you want that on your conscience?

No, but if you just give me a little
more time.

I've arranged for an actor to meet you
tomorrow.

You're going to use all the information
you have to create a perfect date.

She only needs to believe it until the
job is secure.

Understood?

Yes, yes.

Oh, excuse me. Tea, milk, no sugar.
Thank you.

One tea, milk, no sugar.

I hope one of these venues works out.
Joseph really went the extra mile to

them. Joseph, why don't you just ask him
out already?

What? No.

Why not? I mean, you took him bowling. I
don't think he realizes how lucky he

is. I gotta say, it feels great having a
boyfriend.

Wait, are you official now?

Yep. Jump in. The water's fine.

I'm so happy for you. When can I meet
him?

Soon, I hope. But right now we have a
venue to find.

Okay, let's go.

You have a boyfriend? I have a
boyfriend.

Hey, are you Joseph?

You must be Charlie. Yeah, I spoke with
your mother.

You're a bit short.

She turns out like a taller man.

Well, I'm an actor. I could just act
taller.

Sit down.

Yeah. We've got work to do.

So, what do you think?

I think we've seen five places today and
none of them work. No, what about the

Fifth Avenue place?

There were no windows.

The one on the Upper East Side?

Pretty sure I saw a rat in the corner. I
mean, that last place was okay.

And it's available.

Yeah.

Should we book it?

My party's in two days. I don't think we
have a choice.

We can make it work.

We just need the right decorations. A
few balloons here and there. Some

garlands. It'll be beautiful.

Okay. Did I ever tell you you're my
hero?

Not enough if I'm being honest.

Okay, just to be clear, I do not approve
of this. Yeah, no judgment. I just

really need the money. Right.

Your name is David Steele. Okay.

This is a list of your characteristics,
interests, and traits.

Right.

What am I doing?

I need you to memorize this information,
internalize it, become this character,

and then I want you to go on one date as
this character.

Oh, but I have a girlfriend.

That's perfect.

Okay.

Look, I just need this woman, Kate, to
feel like she's met her perfect match,

that she feels she has the spark.

Wow, that's a lot of pressure.

Tell me about it.

Can we rehearse?

Rehearse what?

Well, I need to rehearse so I can really
embody a character, you know?

How do you rehearse a date?

What do you want me to... Oh, you just
say, from the top.

From the top.

You must be Kate.

Wow, you look sensational. I'm David
Steer. Pleasure to meet you. No, well,

Hold on.

Why are you copying my accent?

I'm not copying your accent. I'm simply
speaking in my normal voice.

Oh, this is off -putting.

Okay.

This isn't going to work if you don't
play along. You have to be her. I'm so

sorry. This is not what I normally do.

Just give it a try.

So lovely to meet you, David. My name is
Kate.

You as well. So, Kate, tell me about
yourself.

Well, I am a writer.

I run a dating blog called The Love
Spark, and I give relationship advice.

Ah, yes.

I'm a big fan.

Must be an extremely rewarding job.

It is. I love it.

What do you do?

Oh, I'm a doctor.

I spent several years overseas with the
Red Cross, lending my services to the

needy. So, why did you bring me to a
diner for our first date?

Well, uh, I could... No, no, it's too
slow, mate. Come on. Come on.

Back to the top.

You must be Kate. Wow, you look
sensational.

I'm David Steer. Pleasure to meet you.
Lovely to meet you. Why did you bring me

to a diner for our date?

Oh, it's simply just a meeting spot.

I'm not a fan of eating on a first date.

I was going to suggest a what, perhaps?

Sounds right up my alley. Tell me, are
you a family man? Oh, more than

They're a constant source of inspiration
that I owe them everything.

Now, if we were to play a game, would
you let me win?

Oh, of course not.

Because that would have ruined the fun
of playing.

Okay, let's talk personal choices.

Are you a doer or a thinker?

Okay, sorry, don't want to ruin the flow
or anything, but it feels more like an

interrogation than a date. No, I just...

I need you to internalize all of this
information and... Do we really need the

accent? Oh, but it's so charming.

Okay, now you're just making fun of me.

Also, it's a quality that she enjoys. We
can find another actor. I can use it.

Oh, God.

It's Kate.

Hide. Hide!

Hello, hey!

How you doing? Hi. Good to see you.

Fine. Are you okay?

Yeah, good, good, great. Yeah, all good.
Why? Yeah, why wouldn't I be?

Okay.

Well, I'm actually here, and feel free
to say no, but I was wondering if you

wanted to come to the anniversary party
this weekend.

Really? Yeah.

You've just been such a big help.

And I'd like to have you around.

Okay, well, if you put it that way, I'd
love to.

Great. I will put you on the guest list.

Got to go. Many balloons to buy. Kate,
um... Yes?

I've got a date for you.

Oh, okay. Yeah, I just found a new
match.

Really excited about this one.

I think I've finally figured it out.

And when is it?

Tonight.

It's a little last minute, but I guess I
can make it work.

Text me the details.

Okay.

Cheers.

All right. You can call at eight.

Hello.

You must be Kate.

You look sensational.

I'm David Steer.

It's a pleasure to meet you.

It's lovely to meet you, David.

Not too bad yourself.

Flattery will get you everywhere.

I agree.

So there's a great Thai place nearby.
You want to grab some dinner?

I'm happy to take your lead.

Shall we have a short, sir?

That'd be nice.

I really do love this city.

But I don't think I'll quite get over
the scale of it.

I found it a little overwhelming at
first.

Me too.

I don't think I barely would have left
my apartment if it wasn't for my uncle.

He drove a cab and helped me find my
feet.

Don't know what I would have done
without him. I had a similar thing. My

Sal has a bowling alley and he kind of
took me in.

Really? Yeah.

I'm more of a bocce ball man myself.

Well, the skills do translate.

Trust me.

Really?

So what's the worst thing you've ever
done?

The worst thing? Mm -hmm.

It's a first date. You're going to be
giving your best impression, which you

are. Thank you.

But I think we should balance things
out.

I don't think I should say.

It must be juicy then.

Well, how about you go first?

Okay.

I poisoned a girl.

Okay. I'm out.

No, I was six.

It was revenge against a bully.

Oh, okay.

I took my milk from recess and kept it
in my bag unopened for like a week.

Eventually it turned.

And then one recess, I took my milk that
had gone rotten and switched it with

her milk. You're kidding. The look on
her face when she took that first wig,

was glorious.

I don't know if I should be scared or
impressed.

Why not both?

I guess I could.

Oh, gosh, is that the time?

I have a big day of prep tomorrow. I
really should get going.

Really?

Time flies, huh?

I've been on so many of these dates
recently that it started to feel like

you know? Really?

Yeah, but this has been effortless. I
had a great time.

Lucky number seven.

Oh, my favorite number.

You're a great date, Joseph.

Oh, it's David.

Oh my, I am so sorry. No, it's... No,
it's just that the accent, it kind of

threw me. Of course, it's fine.

Yeah. I'm going to go before I put my
foot in my mouth.

We'll do this again?

I can't wait.

Bye, David.

Bye.

That seemed to go well, right? I thought
I told you to drop the accent. Yeah,

but I kind of just went with it, you
know?

Wanted to stay in the moment. You did
wonderfully, young man.

Thank you. We may salvage this yet,
don't you think, Joseph?

Does she want to see you again? I mean,
she suggested it.

Well, that's not happening.

Of course not.

I'm still getting paid, though, right?

Of course.

We'll drop a check for you in the post
tomorrow.

Oh, I'm more of a cash man, if you don't
mind dropping it off at the theater

tomorrow?

Yeah. Great.

See you tomorrow.

Nice fellow.

Yeah.

No luck tonight, huh?

In every possible way.

Look, Joseph, I know she's got a tough
exterior, you know, but she's a...

She's a real sweetheart underneath.

Don't let her scare you away.

Once she likes you, she'll like you
forever.

I don't know about that.

Well, we'll see.

Dear readers,

this is hard to admit, but I may have
been wrong.

Joseph Webster and his modern approach
to matchmaking may be the real thing

after all.

I have to admit that the journey I was
assigned to and its final destination

produced a result that I never would
have expected.

Well, hello.

My lady.

Good day, sir.

How was it?

It was what?

Oh, your gig last night. Some immersive
reality theater thing, right? Right,

yeah. It was immersive, all right.

Oh, okay. Will you be doing any more?

Oh, no. I think it was just a one -off
thing.

Oh, you found your phone.

Yeah, I did. Who's that?

Oh, it's nobody.

Well, listen, I'm glad it was a one -off
because we open in a week and we really

need to focus. I think this could be
really special.

The show or...

Us. Both, but I meant the show
specifically.

No offense.

Could really do with a hit. Yeah. The
money. Tell me about it.

Maybe we should ease off on the fancy
restaurants for a while. Sure. I'm a

pretty good cook.

Now you're talking.

Where do you try my mac and cheese?

It's amazing.

Look, I'm not too big to admit this.

David was actually a guy named Charlie.

We engineered him to be a perfect match.

But when I saw how much fun you were
having, I realized how jealous I was.

How that should have been me.

I know things are complicated and we've
got this dumb competition, but I think

you might feel the same way.

Am I right?

Okay, I'll just have another cup of
coffee.

Talking to the help again?

Look, this isn't right.

And this is a success.

See, it's besotted, which is all that
matters.

It's the perfect way to launch in the
US, and whether your little bit of tech

works or not, we'll be inundated with
offers.

But it's not fair to Kate.

Look, I've got to tell her the truth.

And what good will that do?

Do you think she'll still respect you?

Do you think matchmaking is about love?

Don't be so naive.

It's about circumstance, about need.

It's about finding the right suitor to
advance your social standing, to

your wealth.

Marrying well has never had anything to
do with love.

But my soft wife could change all of
that.

Joseph, darling, the deed is done.

Be grateful for my help.

I've got to get some air.

And, Mother?

I think it would be best if you weren't
here when I return.

Joseph?

Joseph! Oh, hey, hi.

Are you okay?

Fine, yeah, no, fine.

I just needed some air.

You good?

I'm busy. Still a lot of prep to do for
the party. Right.

But I was passing by and, well, I hate
to admit it, David was pretty great.

Really?

Too soon to say, but I think I felt a
hint of a spark.

As difficult as this is for me, I'm
almost ready to admit defeat.

I mean, that's good. It's really good.

Good?

That's all you have to say? I was
expecting, like, a victory dance or...

thrilled, honestly.

Yeah.

Are you sure you're okay?

I'm just happy it worked out. That's
what this is all about, right? If you

something to say, you can talk to me.

I know it's weird with the job between
us and everything, but I like to think

we're close, no?

Yeah, it's complicated.

What is?

No, I just, you know, I gotta run.

I really gotta run. I'm so sorry.

Hi. Okay.

So, the guests are all here. The
decorations are in your apartment. I've

to a florist who's going to do all the
table settings. Oh, and my uncle,

Raphael, is going to supply a case of
premium champagne.

Oh, you are amazing. I don't know what I
would do without you.

Kate, can you please get off your phone?

I mean, you meet one cute guy and you
turn into a teenager.

Uh -huh.

Oh, and I've also spoken to the
president of the United States.

Uh -huh.

And he's arranged for the Blue Angels to
do a flyover.

Yeah? Yeah, and he also suggested that
we invite, you know, a few aliens just

a kind gesture to all mankind.

Great.

Kate!

I'm sorry.

I've been trying to get in touch with
Joseph all day and he won't answer. I'm

kind of worried about him. Why?

He just seemed really off this morning.
I mean, the job's practically his. You'd

think he'd be thrilled, right?

Wait, are you telling me that Mr. Wright
might have a little competition?

I don't know.

I mean, I was thinking about all the
things that I really enjoyed about the

date. His candor, his confidence, our
banter. His accent.

Okay, yes, his accent. And I realized
that it reminded me of hanging out with

Joseph.

Is that crazy?

If you have the spark, it's undeniable.

Really bad advice. This is thrilling,
and I want to keep talking about it in

detail, but I'm going to be late for
direct rehearsal, so I'm going to call

right after, okay? Okay. Okay, bye.

Bye.

Where is my party planning notebook?

Nancy!

I'm figuring it out!

I'm figuring it out!

Okay!

Joseph, hi, where have you been? I've
been trying to call you all day.

Look, Kate, where are you?

I'm just tracking Nancy down. She took
my notebook by accident.

I'm so sorry to hear that. Listen, I've
got something I really need you to see.

And I really want to talk to you about
something.

Listen, I've got to run a quick errand.
Why don't you meet me back at the diner

once you've got your notebook back?

I'll see you soon.

Waffles for everyone!

You get a waffle!

You get a waffle!

You get... Well, you're okay.

Oh, Miss Woodhouse.

Mr. Knightley.

Um, is that the script we're supposed to
be outbooked? It's my friend's

notebook. Oh.

Start again?

Take it from the top.

Miss Woodhouse.

Mr. Knightley.

Nancy. Oh, Kate, I took your notebook.

I'm so sorry.

David?

What?

No, this is my boyfriend, Charlie.
Charlie, this is my best friend, Kate.

This is David, the new guy I went out
with last night. What?

Okay, listen, I, uh... Charlie. It's not
what you think. It was just an acting

job. I need the money. And, Nance...
Leave me alone. Nancy, I didn't know.

Okay, you have two minutes to explain to
me what the heck is going on. Why did

you lie to me about who you were? Okay,
I didn't lie. I was acting. It was just

a job. I didn't know who you were.

Great. And now Nancy thinks I'm a liar.

What do you mean it was a job?

I was going to be evicted from my
apartment. I would have to leave the

leave the play, leave Nancy.

I didn't have a choice. I don't want to
lose her.

Okay, well, I don't think you have much
say in that anymore.

What do you mean it was an acting job?
Who hired you?

Hey, Charlie.

I'm so sorry. I've got your cash.

Care to explain yourself?

Look, I didn't want to do this. This
wasn't my idea at all. I know how this

looks,

but if you'd just let me explain.

I thought that we were... I thought we
were two, but just give me one moment to

explain. Kate, please.

Actually, forget it. You've done enough.

Come on, Kate.

And scene.

Brilliant. Was any of that in the play?

I'm still getting paid, right?

Joseph Webster is a fraud.

You ever meet someone and think it was
too good to be true? Well, my dearest

readers, sometimes it is.

Let me tell you a little story about
Joseph Webster, so -called matchmaker.

And that's why every romantic fairy tale
Joseph Webster tries to sell you will

always end in bitter heartbreak.

That's quite the story.

Sure is, and it's going to be a great
first piece of the Chronicle. He

I win.

Okay, listen. This is a delicate matter.

And the truth.

Yeah, but a deal is a deal. He had eight
dates to find you a perfect match.

And that deal expired when he cheated.
He has one date left.

You're not serious. After the actor
stunt?

I want you.

The owner is still leaning to him.

You have to see it through for my sake.

Great.

Okay.

For the record.

I think what he did, that was a lousy
thing.

Then disqualify him and give me the job.

One more date and you're home free.

Yeah.

Okay, I'm so sorry that this happened,
but I had no idea he was your boyfriend.

If I had even the slightest hint, I
would have left immediately, and I can

assure you that nothing happened.

Not even a handhold. I was hired by
Joseph, who used all of my data to

the perfect date for me so he'd win.

Okay, I understand if you're not ready
to talk about this yet, but for the

record, in the brief moment before I
realized who he was and I just saw the

of you together...

You look happier than I've ever seen
you. You are glowing.

I think you should give him a chance to
explain.

Think about it.

Sorry, I'll be out of here in a second.
I talked to the understudy. He's good.

The show will work.

Charlie, I...

I think you should stay.

My parents are right. I'm not cut out
for this.

I would have quit weeks ago if it wasn't
for you, but then my agent got me this

weird gig, and I needed the money, and I
didn't want to do it, but I also didn't

want to leave.

Turns out you were the only reason I was
staying, and I messed that up too.

I'm sorry.

I'm not sure I'll be able to forgive you
yet, but I know for certain this show

will be worse without you in it, so you
have to stay, okay?

You weren't answering your phone.

Shocking.

So I decided to come here and make an
attempt at explaining the unforgivable.

Okay, well, I don't really have time for
this because it's the party today.

You're no longer invited, by the way.

Look, look, I just wanted to come by and
tell you that you were right.

You know how hard it is for me to admit
that.

Mm -hmm.

Right about what?

Why I was doing this.

I wanted to act like this was all about
helping people, helping them fall in

love. And while that's true, the real
reason I was doing this was in search of

my family's validation.

When my mother suggested the actor, I
didn't want to do it.

It goes completely against everything I
stand for.

But I was under such pressure to fix
this algorithm situation that I went

with it.

I'm hoping at the very least that you'll
understand the lengths people will go

to to...

Not the family.

Not that that's an excuse.

Listen, I'm never going to forgive
myself.

And I don't expect you to forgive me
either. I just needed to come here and

you an explanation.

And tell you how sorry I really am.

Thanks.

I'm not done.

Please. I know I have no real right to
say this, but competition's not over

is it?

I still have one more chance left,
right?

Despite my better judgment, Glenn
agrees.

I finally figured out what was missing
in my code.

I really do think I found the right
person.

So you want to break my heart, lie to
me, and steal my job? No, I don't care

about the job. I want you to have the
job, really.

You don't care about the job? Not as
much as I care about you.

Look, please.

Kate, please, promise me you'll be
there.

I'll send you the details.

Guess I don't have a choice.

You done?

I hope I can prove myself with this last
date, but it doesn't make up for the

lie.

I wasn't sure I was going to catch you,
so I flipped something under your door.

Just consider it a small gesture for my
bad behavior.

Bye, Kate.

Nancy.

Olive Branch. Thank God.

Okay.

Okay, hey, hey, go easy. You're going to
crack her up.

Thank you so much. Did you really think
you could do all of this all by

yourself? Not a chance.

Okay, so I'll get started on the
balloons. You do the seating plan. I

call one of the guys from the bowling
alley.

Kate, what is it?

He said he was making a gesture.

Joseph booked you, Georgina? Fully
staffed, fully catered, the work.

I mean, that is a heck of a gesture.

Yeah, well, it's the least he could do.

I mean, the least he could do was a box
of chocolate. This is incredible.

Yes, it is.

Okay, I need to start calling the
guests.

Busy place just for a couple of dinner
dates. Hey,

you.

Happy anniversary.

You did all this? Well, I had a lot of
help.

Oh, you deserve it.

Oh, boy, boy.

You almost gave Saul here a heart
attack. Oh, I don't spook as easy as

got the heart of a bull.

an even better time. I am. I've had like
three.

What is Charlie doing here? I invited
him. I told you, you were glowing.

Nancy, I... Okay, this was a mistake. I
shouldn't have come.

I've seen Nancy with other guys over the
years, and I think you're the first one

she really liked, so the first one that
really hurt.

Just give her some time.

Yeah, you're probably right.

I kind of give relationship advice for a
living.

Right.

Also, whoa, mama, this place is awesome.

Look at that.

Look at this.

Did you know this was real?

You are so much more goofy when you're
being yourself.

Thanks. I mean it as a compliment.
You're a terrific actor.

Certainly had me going.

Oh, yeah, about that, I didn't really
have a lot of time to prepare.

I was basically just impersonating
Joseph.

Yeah.

They're free.

Hey, I'm Charlie.

Nice to meet you.

Nancy.

So, your friend told me you're an actor.

Mm -hmm.

I'm an actor, too.

Really? Yeah.

Been in anything I know?

I'm actually in this play. It's off,
off, off Broadway.

The leading lady in it.

Knock your socks off.

Is she really that good?

Oh, she's good.

So good, I took any job I could just to
stay in town.

But I ended up ruining everything.

Probably the biggest regret of my life.

Ouch.

Do you think you'll be able to recover
from it?

I don't know.

But... I'll spend my lifetime.

so I will try to keep it brief. But I
just wanted to thank everyone for coming

here and for keeping it a secret. I am
so thrilled to be able to celebrate the

ultimate couple, Sal and Mimi.

Some of you may know that a few years
ago, I started a blog called The Love

Spark, where I dish out relationship
advice to couples and singles from all

the country.

But what you may not know is that the
title is directly inspired by these two

lovebirds.

The love spark, that moment when you
just know that you're meant for each

When I was a kid, they would tell me
stories about how when they first met,

just knew.

They had the spark, and once you have
that, everything's easy.

They are my inspiration, my role models,
and I'd like everyone to raise a glass

in celebration of 40 years of love to
Sal and Mimi.

Woo! Let's get this party started!

Woo!

Oh, wow.

Oh,

there

they are.

Well, kid, you have outdone yourself.

Thank you so much, Kate. This means the
world to us.

Oh, hey, I owe you. I never would have
made it in this city without you two.

And I never would have started my blog
if I didn't have such a good blueprint

the perfect relationship.

Yeah, uh, how about that?

You want to call her?

Yeah, sure, sweetie.

Hey. Hey.

Tell me what?

Well, you know how you mentioned that
instant spark between us that inspired

you? Yeah.

When you first met, you had the spark,
and you knew right away you were meant

for each other.

The thing is, kiddo, that's not exactly
how it went down.

Okay. Well, yeah, I mean, eventually,
sure. You know, but the only reason we

in the first place is because I crashed
into her car.

So it was kind of a rough start.

You know, we exchanged insurance
details.

Obviously, I'm thinking she's a total
knockout, but she'll never go out with a

guy like me.

But I asked her out anyway.

Okay, so maybe it was an instance. She
said no, yeah.

Said no a lot.

But I was tenacious.

Also, I was charming.

And after a while, I won her over. Yeah,
we went on a few dates. It was a little

bit rocky, but we grew closer.

So the spark is a lie?

Are you kidding me?

What?

I mean, all my life I've been living by
this idea that when you met, you knew

what was meant to be.

What we did, it was. It just took a
little bit of time, that's all.

Why would you never tell me the full
story?

Katie, I'm sure we did.

No, you did not.

Katie, it's not like it's not true. It's
just a little more complicated.

What in life isn't?

You okay?

Yes, it's a lot to take in.

Can I ask you a small favor?

Anything. It's way later than I
expected.

And I left Al in charge of the bowling
alley. Of course, I will lock up for

You're a peach.

Love you, sweetheart.

Love you. Thank you.

Welcome. Hey, are you okay?

Yeah, I'm just doing a little re
-evaluating.

I take it you two are well.

Let's just say I'm happy you invited
him.

We're going to go for a nightcap. You
want to come?

Oh, I wish I could. I'm going to do a
favor for my uncle.

Okay. Have a good night.

Love you.

Have fun, you two.

ready for your last date.

Time for a quick game?

Uncle Sal.

You know, your uncle's a wise man.

Mm -hmm.

He helped me see things that were, in
fact, right in front of me.

Mm -hmm.

What's that?

Well, you see, my program worked.

Kind of.

I built these...

Perfect profiles and thought all I
needed to do was match people together.

But it was you who helped me see what I
was missing.

Matching similar people doesn't work
because you need that extra something.

Disagreement.

That slight annoyance. You need
friction.

Because without friction, you can't make
a... A fart.

Yeah, that's what we're going for.

That's a catchy title.

You know, I'm going to need a very, very
long time to forgive you.

And that's completely reasonable and
understandable on your part.

Take a really, really, really long time.

Well, I'm not going anywhere, so my time
is yours.

So I guess a rocky start doesn't mean
that two people can't.

Make a wonderful finish.

Make things more complicated.

What in life isn't?

So who gets the job?

Who cares?

Thank you.