Original subtitles

GOMI NEKO ANIME production --not for sale or rent--

You Idiot!! This is no time to be watching TV!

Boring...

Jeez, ever since I've built your head first, you've really been bugging me.

Alright! Let's see if you can move your arm a bit..

Hoyo?

They're swelling! They're swelling!

You only had to move it a bit! Just a little bit!

Hoyo! Your face looks kinda funny looking to me, professor.

Wh..What? That's not good!

Are.. Are you alright?

Oh?! Yay!!

Yay! Yay! I can see, I can see!

Professor?

Gosh, professor, you've got a really weird looking face.

Hoyo? They're swollen, they're swollen.

Afraid. I'm afraid. Afraid of my own intellectual talents.

To have built an android as easily and as impeccable as I have..

Professor!

Professor!

Could it be...?

I.. I can't fly!! Shwatch, shwatch!

Don't you even know you're not suppossed to fly?

Then, can I launch missiles from my belly and make them go "kaboom"?

No!

Then how do you expect me to fight the evil bad guys?

Who said anything about fighting evil bad guys?

DR. SLUMP

Penguin Ville's good weather after good weather.

Here she comes, here comes Arale-chan

Kinkinkinkinkinkin, Teketeketettetten

Peachy, Peachy Pooh Peh Poh, and Gatchan too

Take the "Dream Bomb" and throw it in the air

Mister Sun is really happy, Mister Pig goes "cook-a-doddle-doo"

Everybody gather 'round, to Penguin Ville,

Where you wonder what weird thing will happen next.

Just sit back and laugh your head off and enjoy the show.

Everybody gather 'round, to Penguin Ville,

Where you wonder what weird thing will happen next.

So just sit back and laugh your head off and enjoy the show.

Kupi-kupi

Kyahaha, wait, wait! Wait, wait, wait!

Now, let's play "Beat up the monster", okay?

I'm being eaten by the monster, Ultraman!

Kupi!

Kyahaha, you scorched him!

Hey! Quit fooling around and get your butts off to school, NOW!

Okay!

Kiiiin!

Woah, Arale!

Hey! Can't you at least open the door when you leave?!

Kiiiin!

Yikes! The day has come where somebody reaches Mach 1...

Ouch, ouch!

Hm, what's this? Why it's a notice! I can't believe she'd forget to give this important thing to me...

It's an open house notification.

Could this be...?

On this Saturday's open house day, please, show up Mister Senbe, please.

Yamabuki Midori Sensei?!

I know! On Saturday, I'm definately going to wear the best outfit I have, and then...

My, Mister Senbe, you're won-der-ful!

That Arale, everything she does is outrageous..

Outrageous?! Uh Oh!

If Arale were to run around school like that...

Mister Senbe, just what kind of education are you providing her?

Miss Midori will hate me!

I can't let that happen!

Pipoh

I'm done!! In one attempt, I did it!

Kupipoh?

This? This is a transformation robot "Bakerunda".

Welcome! Please, take a seat.

Sorry to rush you, but I'm in a hurry.

I have to make sure Arale doesn't do anyting stupid at school to cause trouble.

My, have you got lovely skin there, sir.

Heh heh heh, you...think so?

It's just a joke!

Grrr... Shut up and get back to work!

Well then, let me begin by showing you this year's high fashion clothing.

It looks fabulous on you.

Who said anything about me wanting a shoolgirls' sailor's outfit?

It's just a joke!

Can't you be serious for a change?

But of course, sir.

I'm finished, sir.

I've chosen this one from our Paris connection...

Pipoh.. Piguu..

You dare do this to me?!

It's just a joke!

Self-destruction mode initiated.

It's just a joke!

Growl! I am the great monster Dodongadon!

I shall terrorize this village and bring everyone down to their knees.

Huh?

Squeak! What the hell are you doing? Squeak!

Hmph! What a dweeb!

Are you ready?

Yeah!!

School time, school time, school time!

*FART!*

It reeks!

Okay, is there anyone who can solve this problem?

Yes!

Miss Arale Norimaki:

Yes.. Number one, square circle cross, a racoon's triangle...

Number two, star triangle circle! A diamond's penguin...

Number three, triangle square star, an elephant's ring piece!

Number four, circle cross triangle, a tiger's butt!

That's... that's correct.

Nice, Arale!

Nice!

I'd better get started on those school lunches, shouldn't I?

...Besides, I'm the school lunch lady!

Yamabuki-sensei, Ararle-chan's performing appendectomy on the biology experiment!

Thank You! Ribbit.. I say, Ribbit..

Well, She is an android after all..

Growl!

I am the great monster, Dodongadon!!

What's wrong? Are you so terriffied that you are unable to utter a single word?

From this moment on, I shall destroy your puny little village!

It appears that you do not comprehend my true, horrifying nature...

To demonstrate, I shall cross the street on a RED light!!

NO!

Go ahead, scream! Yell!!

...Why me?

Arale, put it right down the middle!

You gotta throw the ball to the catcher, the catcher!

Hoyo?

Strike!!

Hoyo?

Ha ha, that Arale. She's not doing too bad out there...

YO! THERE'S WET PAINT HERE!

Darn it.. What kind of village is this? A monster drops by and nobody's affected by the whole thing...

Hm?

Hm?

Say, I couldn't help noticing, but aren't you... a monster?

...You are a monster, aren't you?...

It's about time someone came to their senses.

But of course I am! I am the great monster, Dodongadon!

I thought so.

It's finally here! Me, the upholder of justice, finally gets a chance to protect the earth from a scary monster!

The time has finally come! Boo hoo...

Huh..What the heck?

I know! Uh, pardon me, but could you stay right there for just a moment?

Huh?

I'll be back, so wait right there for me!

Heh, heh, heh

I, Clark Kenta, journalist and an immeasurable figure...

My true identity is...

"SU"

No.. Nooo! Just when I got a chance to become a hero!

My button, I'm missing a button!

Uh oh! I'm stuck!

My...my button, my butt...Ah! Found it.

D...damn! What the hell? I can't break free!

"pickled plums"

When I eat pickled plums, I become..

SUPPAMAN!!(suppa - sour)

I'll teach you to mess with the power of the justice!

An upholder of justice, ey? This will be interesting.

Here I come!!

Hello? Penguin Ville Police Department?

Something horrible just happened: There's a monster in Penguin village!

Come quickly and beat the crap out of it, please!

Justice prevails!

What's going on?

It appears that a ghastly monster is in the Penguin Ville.

Why, if it isn't mister Senbe!

Owowow....Miss Midori!

Are you alright?

My, you've started wearing lipstick, Mister Senbei?

Wha...?

A hahahaha, it's ketchup, .. yeah, that's it! Ketchup!

Yo, step on it, Pisuke!

Hey, Akane! What's going on?

They say a monster's in Penguin Ville.

Hey monster, we're a squad of police officers, who don't know the meaning of the word "fear".

So...You've finally recognized the intensity of my fearsome power.

Hey, if you're pissed, why don't you come and get us, you dumbass monster! Kiss our ass!

Grrr, you dare make a fool out of me?

Dumbass monster!

Me?! A dumbass monster?!

Heh! I bet that scared you, so there!

Shoot it, shoot it! Get that piece of shit!

Leave it to me!

Ha ha ha ha.. dumbshits! They don't realize that this monster's body is bulletproof.

Miss...Miss Midori!

What if...

What if I were to defeat that monster...

Mister Senbe, you're wonderful!

Er.. Mister Senbe?

Ah, yes!

Miss Midori...

Could you wait here for just a moment, please?

Alright, here's my chance! I can probably take out that puny, little monster!

Kiiiiin!

What the hell was that?

*growl*

How's that? Now do you fully undestand my dreaded might?

-Poke-poketty-poke! -Pipoh! Pipoh!

Knock it off!

Hi! Wanna play?

You imbecile! I am a ferocious monster! A MONSTER!! That's why...

If you want to play "Beat up the monster", pull this finger!

Kupi!

Ok, Gatchan's gonna be Ultraman, and Mister monster will be the monster.

Jeez, you don't get it, do you?

Alley OOP!

Hey, wait! What are you doing!?

Ultraman! Help me! The monster's gonna eat me!

Kupipi!

Kya Ha Ha.. Say, Say, Wasn't that fun?

No...it wasn't.

Then, how about this?

Good heavens!

She's playing with it.. as if they're friends!

They're... They're the world's most strongest combination!

Let's go, let's go, go, go Sen-chan!

Fight on Sen-chan, uphold peace and tranquility on earth!

Fight, fight, fight on Sen-chan uphold peace and tranquility on earth!

I didn't build this thing for looks only, but it can withstand fire.

Could you open up, I'm going into action.

Oof!

Tsk, he builds a base under me without asking for my consent...

Poke-poketty-poke..(repeat)

Hoyo?

Hey, hey, what will we play now, huh?

Jeez, you're annoying!

Grrr, you forced me into doing this!

I caught it!

Hmph! Fools!

Ah!

Kya-ha-ha-ha, that was cool! Explosions, explosions!

Kupipee!

Ok, my turn next!

Here!

Wuh.. Wait! What .. what are you doing!?

Ready?!

Wait, wait!

Damn!

What'll we do now, sir?

Nothing.. sure that monster's scary, but those kids are even scarier.

Rest assurred, everyone...

People of Penguin ville, you all know me as the super-smart scientist... Senbe Norimaki,

My superior scientific knowledge has enabled me to build this ultimate machine, Gogo Go,

which I will use to easily exterminate that creature, for you viewing pleasure.

Mister Senbe!

Do whatever you can, and good luck!

Whoops, well, although I'm dizzy,

I will protect Miss Midori and Penguin Ville!

My!

Kya ha ha ha! Nice catch, nice catch!

Now you've done it...

Now, I'm really angry!

At this rate, I'll... I'LL...

Hoyo?

I'm going to call my mommy!

MOMMY!!!

Wha.. what?!

MAMANGADON!

Rats! Now, I'm getting desperate..

Hoyo!

Cool!! It's another monster!

Mommy! The people in this village are picking on me!

What?!

Senbe, hurry up and clobber that thing!

You said you'd easily exterminate that creature!

Yeah, and you said that you'd protect Miss Midori and Penguin ville too!

Er, Well...yeah, but...

Do your best(go get 'em), Mister Senbe!

Miss Midori! Y.. Yes! Of course, I will!

Miss Midori, your manly Senbe shall nail that thing, just for you.

Charge!!

Hoyo?! Hey! professor! professor!

Mommy, beat up that jerk!

Alright, using the "Sen-chan special" that I, the really brilliant scientist, made..

The "Sen-chan special"? Grrr!

Whew! That was close...

Now I got him,

FIRE!

Hoyo?

Kya ha ha ha, headbutt! Headbutt!

Uh, you wouldn't happen to be...

Making a fool out of me, would you?

Er.. Uh.. No, that wasn't my intent...

Right,... I'm going to make you regret doing that!

Time for the ultimate weapon, the "Sen-chan Strong Special".

I did it!

That's cool!

M.. Mister Senbe

Whew! Penguin Ville is safe, at last...

Hmph! I knew it, I'm a genius!

You're a genius, professor!

Yo, You stud muffin!

The title of "The Savior of Penguin Ville" suits you perfectly!

Yeah! Three times over!

You, You, You're a genius!

Hahahaha, your futile attempts won't topple me!

Mommy?

Hoyo?

Alright, alright, alright, alright!

Nice catch!

W.. well done, Arale!

Here goes! Here!

The lights! Turn the lights on!

You dare... You dare put a scratch on my beautiful face!

Uh oh, looks like, she means business!

HELP!!!

Miss Midori!

Miss Midori, come with me into the Gogo Go and we'll escape together.

Y..Yes!

Oh my God, I'm actually holding hands with Miss Midori!

Now, let's get out of here...

Hey, you guys!

Hurry up and get us outta here! We ain't got much time!

I.. Er...

Hoyoyo!

Way to go,mommy! Go! Go!

Hoyo! This is cool, this is cool!

Yaah!! Get us outta here!

Hey! Don't mess around with the control panel!

Now you've done it!

Oh shit! It's after us!

What? We're out of energy!

We're done for!

I know, everyone, run towards the lighthouse!

The monster may not be able to catch us in there!

Say, that's a 'Nice' idea!

Yeah, you got a good head on your shoulders.

Humph! That's an understatement.

Let's hurry...

Yay! Follow the leader, follow the leader!

Miss Midori! Hang in there, there's a little bit more..

Here, grab a hold of me...

Heh heh heh.. My, is Miss Midori nice and soft!

Heh! Take that, you piece of shit!

Looks like that monster gave up and is going back to where it came from.

Whew...So long as were here, we're safe.

We're safe...

Cheer up, Miss Midori.

As long, as you're with me, Norimaki Senbe, you'll be fine.

Uh...

Yay! She's gonna jump! Jump! Jump!

This stinks! Who the hell said, we're gonna be safe in this lighthouse, huh?

YOU DID!

Oh yeah, that's right...

Miss Midori, before we die, I'd just like to say, I've always wanted to marry you!

Mister Senbe, STOP!

Funnyface, Funnyface...!

Yippee! It's a tug of war game!

Let me try! Let me try!

Here it comes! Ooof!

Wha.. What? Darn it!

Hoyoyoyoyo!

Alley oop!

Arale, knock it off!

You're strong, you're strong!

Okay!

It can't be..

Mister Senbe!

Hoyo?! I win!

No! I won't allow any humans to make a mockery of me!

Mamanga-DON!

Hoyo! That's cool!

Okay, now, it's my turn, okay!

Arale!

UNCHAAAAAH!

No...No!!

Uh oh! It's Arale's "Uncha" cannon blast! Run!

*hiccup*

That little girl with the glasses...What on earth is she?

I don't know, but whatever she is, she sure is one hell of a strong one!

Hooray, hooray, hooray!

Hey, Arale! Could you pull me back up?

Hiiii

Okay!

Unto!

Unsho

Mister Senbe!

Miss Midori!

Mister Senbe!

Miss Midori!

Miss Midori!

Hoyo? That's so cool!

It's Saturday!

Open House Today

On this coming Saturday's open house day, come by Mister Senbei, please.

Miss Midori

I hope Miss Midori will enjoy these flowers I bought for her.

Here goes nothing.

No...It can't be...

Well...

It is!

I'd like to apologize for any trouble my child caused the other day.

Like..likewise...

Professor, Professor!

Hey, Arale!

Dodongadon!

M..mm..mommy!

Professor, professor!

GOMI NEKO ANIME production v2.10 06/11/96 --not for sale or rent--

Script: Getta G Editing, timing: Violence Salesman Consultation: Hentai Kamen

Surprisingly enough, Dr. Slump was much harder to fansub than Eva or YYH Hoyo -- Arale's way of expressing wonder, amazement, etc.

Uncha -- her way of saying 'hello' All the noises, sound effects, and nonsensical words made timing quite a task..

Kupi -- The only thing Gatchan can say

Muchanko -- can mean anything, ask Toriyama Akira! You can e-mail comments to chief@rain.org

Bye-cha!