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Dedicated to my sister that for many months,

helped me overcome the coronavirus.

SEN TROPE August 1970

Don't, Claude! There is no chance!

- Why not; You do not want; - Okay. A little, though.

Oh, no!

Daisy, my love, Let's go to sleep!

Cyril! Cyril!

I am coming, my Baron!

IT WAS EXTINCT THE JERSEY DRAMA

- Here is! - Ah!

Chinese tea with mold, Mr. Baron.

Cut the bullshit, Cyril. It's tea which has undergone fermentation.

Great for the gut. Oh yes! Strengthens intestinal flora

THE RETURN OF SISYPHUS

I want lemon juice, toasted bread with olive oil...

and a Rooibos tea lukewarm, not hot.

Later! I write them!

- Did you sleep well, Andrea? - Crap. Restless night.

I hugged the actress of the vaudeville singer.

Truth;

Peggy and Norber are one rare couple in our circle.

They farted for two hours in the hammam.

Is Peggy cheating on Norber? He will be furious!

Don't worry, Jaco. I know everything. He's just having fun with the morphonio.

- But I'm not worried at all. - Fashionable guy!

We live in the 70's! Our cars belong, not women!

Of course, it's free love. All they jump with everyone in the rain.

-I adore it! -Me ... not at all!

That's how I catch Elian with another... I will kill her!

Don't get mad for no reason, Claude. Excuse me.

Can you lend me some? the Maserati?

No.

You can ask her for Florida Elian, but not the Maserati.

Well.

- Ah...What an aggressive dog! - First, she's a bitch, not a dog.

Jaco, you don't know how to talk to her. Did you understand; You don't love her.

Why; Because you're a pain in the ass, here you go! My beauty!

However, it bites often.

No! You're just him which constantly annoys her!

Come here, my beauty. Come.

A little Queen of Sheba! Only he doesn't talk!

- My love, did you sleep well? - Don't speak loudly. Headache.

This is what married life is all about.

- Elian? -Who is; I'm taking a shower!

Tony?

It's me, honey.

No, Zacco! Are you crazy! He will enter Claude and you know he's jealous!

He is eating breakfast now and orates.

Come on, get out of here cur!

Damn it!

Shit!

SEN TROPE

SAVED FROM CERTAIN DEATH GUIDE TO SAINT-TROPE!

THEY WANT HER DEAD BARON TRANSAN?

MURDER AT SAINT-TROPE A case for Inspector Bullen

Department of Criminal Investigation Paris Police

Oh! My love. Are you exactly the same!

The general secretary of the ministry Finance on the phone.

What does this fool want?

This is Chirac. I need a favor, Mr. Lefran.

-You will know Baron Tranchan. -Not at all.

But... Simey beer!

Wake up, my friend! The largest brewer in Europe.

Claudine!

Call urgently Brigadier Mercier!

- Mercier is away on vacation, sir. - Come here immediately!

- From America? - Menard then.

She is away on sick leave. He's got depression after divorce.

- His wife left him for another. - He's blowing him up!

- So who do we have available? - Only Bullen.

Bullen who sows the disaster;

Yes Sir.

Bullen.

Here comes Bullen, sir.

Come on, Bullen!

This. That too...

- Sir. - I am glad to see you.

- I don't think we know each other, sir. - Truth; Yes, yes.

A final touch to the siege of Toulon.

What a genius this Bonaparte!

I have a very important mission for you. Do you know Baron Tranchan?

The millionaire with the mansion...

and the receptions at "Saint Tropez"? This world disgusts me!

What happened to you? I'm not asking you judge its value.

It's a "Minefield"! The baron is a friend of Secretary General Chirac.

Well, Mrs. Tranchan received threats to kill her...

and someone sabotaged it her car Florida.

And died?

No, she wasn't driving, but one invited by her friendly environment.

Oh, he had stolen it from her, huh? Nice environment!

But who stole what?

- The baroness's car. - But who told you that?

Uhh.....

Baroness lent her car to the guy who had an accident.

Ah, yes, I understand. So he! Yes I understand. It was him!

- Him, what? - The one who died.

But no, he didn't even get a scratch.

Bloody hell! And it was destroyed Florida?

Pity! Great car! The my wife's dream!

Listen, my friend! Listen up...

- Let's concentrate now. - My strong point sir.

- You smoke! - A lot, unfortunately. Must...

- Caught fire! - Idiot, your pocket is smoking!

Bring water!

- Aaah! I'm burning! - Wait!

Radical solution. Yes just fine...

Yes...there you go. Now the pocket I'm peeing water. Yes...

A! In fact, here, this is it.

Here's the culprit!

The baron demanded an immediate investigation so that his celebrity guests...

not to be disturbed during their stay.

- You will be discreet. - Understood.

- So, what do you say we do? - Very simple. We rush right in...

We wake up the abnormal at dawn and we search everything.

And we begin barbaric interrogations, if necessary with slaps!

In 48 hours, the issue will be resolved and Will bring the culprit to put him inside.

You followed the same tactic and in the case,

of Montorgueil Street and finally there was a massacre right?

Ah, yes, there...the phase went wrong. We were....a little wild.

Bullen!

I want you to do the exact opposite than what you suggest.

- Understood, idiot? - But yes. Absolutely, sir.

I feel like I will excel in this mission.

What are you looking at?

How impressive he is this table.

It reminds me of dwarves of Velazquez.

The painter depicted perfectly the wickedness of this bastard.

- No; - This is my wife.

Ah...She's very nice...

Very nice...I'll...I'll stop at the height of the circumstances.

Bye. And greetings to the old woman.

To your old lady...to the old lady...to the lady you, of course. Goodbye. Here you go!

Oh! Lah, lah!

Mi...small evil! Bye and "Saint Tropez", here I come!

Claudine, bring me one double whisky.

A!

Baron Tranchan?

- Mr. Bouli! - Boulain, Jean Boulain.

- Inspector Bullen. - Yes.

- So, shall we? - I'm following you.

Car, right? But yes, it is very impressive! Shall we begin?

Inspector Boulis?

- Bullen. - Oh, yes, Bullen.

Inspector Bullen.

- Ah! Yes. Too small, doesn't fit. - Yes.

We will put the small suitcase in the trunk.

Here you go.

And the big one in the back seat.

Look! This is! This is!

- We'll put it vertically. - No, they are too narrow.

Of course, don't worry.

- That's it! Sleep very well! - Sorry. And how will I drive?

- Oh yes. - Why two huge suitcases?

- My trench coat takes up a lot of space. - Your trench coat?

- Yes, my trench coat. - August in Saint Tropez?

- In "Saint Tropez" and everywhere. - Fr.

What; What the heck?

It's Saint Tropez, not "Saint Tropez". The final "g" is not pronounced.

- Truth; This is strange! - Yes.

We say merguez sausages, not mergue, until proven otherwise.

As you wish. It's the same to me.

But, your huge trunks they don't fit in my vehicle.

- Ah! Tie them to the ceiling? - No. sir, we are not a circus, no!

It will scratch. Leave there your luggage.

The staff will pick them up me from there. Okay; Let's go!

And please, take her out the towel. It's ridiculous.

Oh! I forgot to give it to them come back What nonsense!

What nonsense!

- Is this how you always smoke? - Yes. Mainly after breakfast.

I had breakfast in the sleeping carriage. You ate as much as you wanted.

Had great sardines too. I honored everything.

I thought: "With 12.5 francs all these; Opportunity!"

- Why shouldn't I enjoy them? - Of course!

Bread, butter and sardine. There is no better!

A bit heavy, of course.

- Why did we stop? - Here they have the car.

- Which car? - The one they sabotaged.

You better get started your research from here.

- Mr Tranchan? - Yes?

Let's clear some things up. I do the research, not you.

Yes, yes.

I take the initiative. Was I understood?

Okay.

- Have you made your decision? - I'm thinking about it.

Well, since we're here, let's consider Florida.

It had no brake fluid. Obviously, this is sabotage.

- Are you a Renault dealer? - No.

No, no, Mr. Castelli takes care of them Jaguar at the 24 Hours of Le Mans Rally.

But Jaguar is not Florida. Let don't jump to conclusions.

I draw the conclusions. Did you understand?

- Where is the car? - What;

Where is the car?

But...it's right in front of your eyes.

A! Yes, of course, yes.

- Lower it, so I can open the hood. - Florida has the engine back.

But I know it! Of course! I do her research as I see fit.

We are dealing with a professional.

I've never seen anything like this before.

Inspectors! You are well;

Did you hit?

But what fool opens it hole in workshop?

Aaah...Classic, that's right all workshops.

Yes, but it doesn't say that anywhere!

Oh, la, la. I think I spotted something very important. Well done Bullen!

A bolt is not well screwed.

Non! It's for the oils! They will spill everywhere!

- Well done! - Yes! It's disgusting!

- Ali! Bring a mop! - You were right, Baron.

Must be careful our heads. Aaaah!

A! It's definitely sabotage!

Ali!

Expert x-expert, I'm not I trust Bordelli.

The thing really stinks.

No no. You are not entering so in my car.

- Why; - Your jacket is full of oil.

Give it to me. Come on.

- With attention. - Don't worry, I'll take care of it.

- I love it very much. - Here you go. Nice!

Show me your butt. Your butt! The butt!

Oh, la, la, Oh, my God!

- Take off your pants. - Are you kidding me?

No one will see you, and they will save my leather seat

- We're late for the aperitif! Come on! - You are very annoying!

- It has acceleration, right? - Actually.

You want my opinion for research?

Number one suspect. My chef.

My wife would fire him...why caught him inflating expenses.

Huge mistake! Because we went through the threats to assassination attempts!

So what are we going to do?

The pig dried up on me!

Coffee with milk and sardines they teased me. I messed up.

Ah! I feel like I have a stone in my stomach huh?

Do you have a blanket? We need her for the seat.

Pick up your stuff at the port baggage, and be discreet.

He is looking at us.

Oh! Look who's here... who's who here! You are my darling

- This is my sweet Daisy! - Hello, Daisy.

Be careful, she's headstrong. But he has rare intelligence.

Fortunately, because small dogs they are usually evil.

No, no, she's good.

He likes you. Maybe did you step on feces?

- Of course not, the oils are. - Fine, follow me.

- Come, my dear. - Good puppy. Good puppy.

A! Cyril, are you still working?

- Everything okay, Mr. Tranchan? - Good, good, good.

Cyril, hence Jean, o our new butler.

Clean the car, please. The master dried inside.

And give the seats a good scrub. I'm afraid that the lady will not come in again!

Because of smells. And take it out your pants.

Huh? Why;

Give it to Jean to have him recommend to the lady.

- Be presentable. - And I;

You will clean the car with your panties.

Yes, take that too.

Are you coming?

- But what's going on? - Ah! Elian!

- This is Inspector Boomers. - No!

- Chirac sends him to us. - My name is Jean Boulin.

- Inspector Bullen. - That's what I said too.

Why did you bring the cop? I will spoil our vacation!

No, no, it will be o our new butler.

Guests will not understand anything.

I hope you're right, Whisper to me.

He calls me "Psypsino", but I want it to stay between us.

- I only allow her. - What are you saying; It got dark, how can I tell you!

I'm just clarifying.

Madam, as soon as we met...

I would like to ask you some questions.

Saw; He's already spastic!

- He's a professional. - And spastic.

Ma'am, ma'am, you have no enemies at all?

Aaah! Stink! Slut! Aaah...aah!

Excuse me, it is from the pain.

Well, about the enemies, I have no enemies.

There is no one to has he made out with you?

I do not know. I accidentally borrowed my car to Zakos.

- And who is this Zaco? - My best friend.

I trust him. do we know each other from young children.

- And you call him Zako? - Yes. Everyone calls him Zako.

Why;

What does "why" mean?

That's his nickname. So is.

Oh, yes, yes, indeed...

You can show them to me threatening letters received?

Sorry.

- Please, read me two, three. - No, you will read them yourself.

I need to hear them...

to outline the profile of the perpetrator, the potential murderer.

It's original, but I'm working on it instinct. It's my method.

No!

The letters are an alloy of vile and degrading filth.

- No, you won't read them! - Whisper!

- If it's Burrell's method... - Bullen, madam, Bullen.

- Thank you. - So come on.

- I hear you, madam. - To begin;

- Yes please. - Okay.

- Get started. - Yes. Well...

"I'm going to fuck you meat, bitch!"

"Now that I have you in my hand, I won't leave you, stinker."

It is banal, very banal.

Continue. I'm in for the good in spirit.

"Squeeze your heels in. I will reveal your secret life."

I see. Nice.

My lady...

- Do you have a secret life? - But what?

Are you asking if he has a secret life? Will you stop insulting her?

Whisper, please. Pour some water on your face.

- Ok, I 'll do it. - I love you.

Well he says, I stink of sardines!

Please continue. I'm all ears.

"Cunning female, your time has come."

"You are a p..."

"and I will c..."

- This is not trivial at all. - No no.

- Does he really write "p" and "c"? - Of course not!

No, the words are whole, but I am ashamed to wear them.

Let's put the shame aside. I need to hear the words.

Otherwise it won't work.

Please tell me. "p..." so?

"You're a p...p..."

Should I give it to you? shall we draw already?

"You are a p..."..."and I will c..." For God's sake!

Come on, say things with their name!

It's hard. Very hard. Violent letter. And dirty.

Of course. Of course.

How many such letters did you receive?

With today's different, because it's a plan...

total is 18. There you go.

Oh, successful isn't it? Very successful...

Here you go;

- What is successful? - The still life in the center, the...

- The carrot. - The carrot is very realistic.

Very nice drawing. Baroness, no I will bother you more today.

- You won't read all 18 to me. - No.

I will come when you are available to read me three four together.

Do you think she will read to you? my wife a letter every day?

- Listen, I'm going to dress up as a butler. - Yes. Well done.

Sorry.

But I want to tell you to stop don't worry, I'm here.

Good fool Chirac sent me! Stupid traction! There is no one else!

- Guys! - Yes?

- Guys! - Yes. Yes

Everyone here; We are on vacation! I remind you of our motto.

- On vacation, we are... - Magicians.

- Stronger. - Magical!...Magic.

Nice. It's Joe and his new girlfriend!

Oh! Joe! How happy I am!

- Cuckoo! - All good;

- Bernard? - Sir?

- Give the disc to Jean. - Thanks.

Damn it! Damn it!

I am sorry.

Are you cool? You do not have does it serve again?

No, sir, I'm not a waiter! They are too many!

That's why records exist.

- Give here. - Sorry.

Well...

To your right on the sun lounger, it is the fat moustached Norber.

Film producer.

With his new conquest, Peggy.

Young actress. Big talent.

Big age difference. Is this what your class looks like?

No. Here's the disc. Offer them a drink.

I'll take two, because there are two. It's more practical.

I love to help! I wanted to serve some!

- The disc. - The disc.

- Get the disc! - Of course, I'll take the disc.

Well, the guy with the collar is Jaco, my best friend.

He had the accident. Next to him, his wife Francine;

The very handsome boy is Ben, Carmen's suitor...

the best friend my wife's

Carmen Moreno doesn't need to recommendations. Everyone knows her.

- I do not know her. I've never seen her. - Truth;

She is the Spanish Jeanne Moreau, but more charismatic, more spicy.

- And more exotic. - I know Jeanne Moreau.

- This one indeed! She is famous! - Don't say such words.

- Why not; - You might hurt her.

- Truth; - Yes, of course.

Claude, look who came!

Joe Jordan! I know him!

I saw him in "Here's the Opportunity"! My wife loves him!

♫ Joe Jordan! ♫

- Dear Claude! - Joe!

- Do you know Angela? - No! Unfortunately, I was out of luck.

- Hello Angela. - Nice to meet you.

Great voice. I stole her from Johnny.

Seriously;

Well, I'll take it from you for a moment. Come on.

- The girl is a lottery ticket. - Breathe it in, Joe!

- Avoid that too. - Yes of course.

We continue. To the left...

The fit guy in the pool he is a sculptor.

With the cap, Andreas. Greek director.

Gabby, if you're going to wear that small swimsuit, better not to wear any!

Andrea!

Maybe he's a bit of a digger the guy with the cap?

What do you mean...when do you say "digintagas"?

You are investigating an attempted murder.

Of course, right...we don't care if he is digindaga.

I'm following you.

Are you sure you don't want to dive? They are great.

Mmm...No thanks, Gabrielle. I'm re-reading my script.

Why do I have to go too deep into identity of my heroine.

Take it easy. The only think that does is jump.

Ben, you're making me tired!

You don't understand anything, Ben. Sex is a revolution!

We must break the chains of urban society.

- You are right, my Dede. - My name is Andreas!

No! Never Dede! "Dede" is gross! Stupid! Get lost!

See, Whisper? Claude! It pisses everyone off!

Me first of all. But since he has come, we will suffer him.

I'm warning you Zac, you're going to get sour if resume pranks with Elian.

- I didn't come here to hold the lantern for you. - What do you say, my love?

- Only you I look at and love. - Stop the lies. I'm not 17.

So I catch you together, I will you kill them both.

I brought it with me My Browning. (Pistol)

This is dangerous! Are you out of your mind;

Sir; Lady; A Porto Flip?

No, a double pastiche and a Perrier with lemon.

- Can you handle the heat like this? - It's not the best.

You would be shaken by the accident. Did you run a lot?

Listen, I got my degree in '52. Your views...

- And you hadn't been drinking? - Are you a policeman? Are you interrogating me?

The meal is ready! The meal ready!

Go change and Jean will bring your drinks to the rooms.

Two minutes, my love. I dive and come.

Miss...

- Hold this for a minute, please. - Of course.

- I want my swimsuit dry for lunch. - Certainly.

And when will we have the money? to start filming?

Elian told me no understands the script.

- And that it will be a failure. - And what does this fool know?

Huh! you are talking about my godmother Non you curse Elian in front of me.

Listen, my little Ben.

This discussion is not about you. It's about us.

Now go out and do it no frills.

Your Porto Flip. Not to you i offered in the pool.

How dare he say that the movie will be a failure?

They suggested Liz Taylor for your role.

I refused for your sake. And now are you selling us your filthy riches?

I warn you! I will kill her!

You are a wild man.

- What do you want here, waiter? - I knocked, didn't you hear me?

- No. - I'm bringing Ms. Moreno's Porto Flip.

Oh, Your Grace. Thanks very much, Mr. Nestor.

Jean.

- Do you have any cigarettes? - NO I have not.

You do not have; Then go away!

Front! Quickly! Quickly! Nothing it's not ready!

Attack! Fire, Monique! Fire, Bernard!

Yes, don't help me! I do them all inside this house!

- What are you doing; - It stings a little.

My stomach rumbles. I can't stand it...

What is purring? Take him record and follow me!

Let's go all together!

Swallow! Come on! We don't eat when we serve!

Well, I suggest you big ones Guernsey crayfish...

gooseberry vinaigrette, mayonnaise with herbs and chicken juice.

Mercy Jean! Drink some water! I will you make us dry!

Sorry, Cyril, but no we understood nothing!

This fool is coughing behind me!

Sorry, but it fits me a crumb in the throat.

- I'll do it harder. - No, serve.

We'll find out for ourselves. Thanks.

We start with the hostess, that is, me.

Damn it!

And the one-eyed ley: "Give me back my eye!"

You say and... you say...

Elian, you knew that your ex is he around here?

- No. - No; Anyway, it's here.

He's going to hurt us again with the project who played for 30 years!

Bon appetit, gentlemen! "Inappropriate Ministers me and virtuous Counselors"!

Have you eaten, my dear?

No, no, don't deprive you of your meal, which is not rich!

The Belgian brewer is a bit stingy.

I put up with you every summer thanks to your irresistible sense of humor.

- Thanks. - Whisper, don't start.

No, no, he starts. With he gets angry It pisses me off!

- We've been annoying him for ten years. - Indeed, indeed.

Whisper, give your place to Iv. Go to the other end.

I;

But yes, let them talk actors among themselves.

You always bored them the discussions.

I'm bored of him, not the conversations.

Thank you my friend.

You must be an actor. You are awesome.

Thanks. I played in the last one film by Alain Delon.

No!

- He will come to find me here. - Alain? I love him!

Although we claimed the same women.

Darling, she has cheese soufflé. Do you want some;

You're spoiling me. I adore Cyril's soufflé.

- I know! - Cyril!

- Cyril! A! - Mr. Yves, what a pleasure!

Make me the one with the cheese, you know what i like

- Impossible, they ran out of eggs. - How did they end?

- Do you want a cucumber a la creme? - No, better with sausage.

I am joking. Bring me a nice salami.

- His voice did not thicken at all. - And neither is it, if you ask me.

Salamaki! The stupid! THE funny guy!

- I have a lot of eggs. - From eggs, nothing else.

What does the stink think? Plate!

Why are you calling the boss a stinker?

- He jumps with everyone! - Does he jump with everyone?

Mainly with Zako. Every afternoon.

- You are terrible with what you say! - Is it awful to tell the truth?

You got mad at her and her do you complain like that?

- Are you jealous, chef? - What should I be jealous of?

Here you go.

It's the boss's licktron. I'm not taking him.

Four months now, i tour all over the country.

200 shows in incredible places.

- Here you go. - Thanks.

- Too bad you didn't come to Toulon. - We don't like it.

- Old man. - What did you say;

- What did I say; - Sorry.

- No, Jean! Never rosé! - Sorry, the chef didn't inform me.

Suffering this guy! But who is he?

The lady's ex. Breaks the master's nerves.

Yes, there is a lot of conflict between them.

And him?

Cyril!

Not even to season I'm catching up!

I'm coming, lady!

- Stupid! - Leave it to me, chef.

Flower of salt, olive oil. A little, very little.

Okay; They will tell me how it seemed to them.

Got it, got it. This is!

Here you go!

Huh...! Damn it!

It fell a lot!

I hate the sea and I'm afraid of her.

In 1947, how many species of sea urchins do you think there were?

- I was never born. - Well, 250 items!

Only; I would say ten billions!

No, I'm talking about the species, Peggy!

Not for the number of sea urchins! It is impossible to count them.

Jean, Jean!

Forget urchins. You are not serving properly.

- Download the disc. - Of course.

My white velvet! It cost a fortune!

- I am sorry. - Why did you do that;

Poor thing! Merciful and wretched!

Baby, don't! No no! Do not eat this! You have cholesterol!

Daisy! Come here, my angel. God and Lord!

- What happens; - Here...

- The fish fell on the floor! - The oil is to blame.

- Who threw it? - Jean, of course!

You idiot, you're sabotaging my meal!

- Stupid! - Stop!

- Do something! Break them up! - I'm not interfering, I have a show the day after tomorrow.

Calm down!

Sorry, I missed them when he sabotaged my sea bass! Stupid!

- It starts again! - Arrives! Okay;

- Past forgotten! - Sorry, I'm a child of Providence.

When you hired me, it was a big deal for me transition and I consider you my parents!

Oh, la, la!

I don't want to sleep alone in the dark!

Oh, la, la! Whoa!

- Stop now, damned bald man! - Come to me.

We love you too much, though appearances are deceptive.

Anyway, thank you you are so good and elegant.

Find them now with Jean. You know the house motto.

- He is on vacation! Let's be magical! - Here you go! Kiss now.

- Huh? - Excuse me?

Kiss each other.

Come, kiss!

Excuse me.

- If you go back into the kitchen, I'll kill you! - He's threatening me again!

- Cyril! - A little threat.

That's enough. Come on, go.

Go. Come on, go.

- We'll keep it from his salary. - I am very disappointed.

A! Monique! Alain...Um..maybe called Mr. Delon while I was taking a bath?

I would have notified you miss.

- Yes, please? - Carmen, honey. I'm Elian.

- In ten minutes at the hammam. - Perfect, it suits me.

- See you in a bit, honey. - See you later!

- Will you come; - No thanks, I'm reading a script.

- I have plans too. - Very nice.

- Carmen, I've been waiting for you for ten minutes! - Sorry, honey, little Ben!

- He's getting so boring again. - Find a lover, like me.

Trust me, you won't find a man for you offers both safety and fun.

Sweetie, you are incredible.

- Gabriel! - Gabriel?

Gabriel in the little swimsuit, and the big bird He will want you, for sure.

- You say; And why not; - Of course!

- What happened to her now? - Look over there!

- Slathered on the mascara. Disgust. - Badass.

It's horrible! The partners of Delon stand in the way!

They don't give it to me on the phone!

Laura, stop! It is ridiculous! Oh my god! No composure young actresses, Laura!

She, an actress? I don't think so, honey!

I'll deal with her. Our hammam is invalid.

Laura!

Tell me, it's my idea, or he did it to you Elian's sweet eyes at the table?

You are getting paranoid honey.

He deals with me as much as with everyone else.

What is this doing over here?

Yes; Front;

Boss, am I bothering you? at work or on vacation?

Yes, I have a job. I am at an international meeting.

- Why did you call me? - I called you...

because I made a lot of progress in research.

- I have many suspects. - I would prefer one and a good one.

Yes, chief. First and better, is the baron.

Psipsinos is a horn. This it's real motivation.

- Who is Psipsinos? - The baron.

Does she know she's a cuckold?

- Er...I don't think so. - And where is the motivation then?

Here you go;

If he doesn't know, then where? is the motivation?

Oh, yes, yes, chief. One you are right.

Another certainty that needless to mention!

Very strange, boss. Is one in a diving suit in the garden.

Aren't you by the sea? They do wetsuit diving there.

Indeed, this is happening very frequent.

Who is number one suspect, if not the baron?

- The one with the cap. - Who? Which cap?

A Greek director. The baroness he refuses to put money into one of his films.

I heard him say "I'm going to kill her." I do his pronunciation too.

- Then we have him! That's him! - No, not yet!

- I have no proof that it is him. - Then tell me about the chef.

- I don't think he has a motive. - How are you so sure?

It's very okay. I liked him. It's a matter of instinct, chief.

Be careful. You are not Communist, I hope.

Of course not, boss! A! Natos again!

Strangeness. The one in the uniform again. He also holds a rake.

There are rakes in the garden and people who rake.

You are right.

Baby! Rene and Mimin they are waiting for you to play!

I have work, I leave you.

Front; Sir;

What a sharp guy.

- Do you like my Apache? - Is it Apache?

I don't find it beautiful, but now I know what it is, it's funny.

- And does the bow work? - Of course, everything is true.

- Jean! - Sir?

Come a minute, please.

- My Baron. - I received another anonymous letter.

Show it to me.

"You're going to die. Measure backwards. It will be tonight."

Obviously, he announces something that will happen tonight.

- Yes. - Yes.

- Good news. - Here you go;

He's squished and it will be revealed.

So, my method is good.

I'm canceling the pirate night. We'll hide in the hotel.

- I'll call right away. - No, no and no!

We will not yield in an anonymous letter.

Eddie and Joe will be offended.

You are right. Don't change your plans. The opposite.

Aid! We're locked in!

Take a breath! Yes, take it breath! Breathe!

I will fight him tonight. Don't worry, Whisper.

I'll prepare a lentil for him that will be discussed for years!

Anyway, my love you don't worry

Oh, no.

- Because I have a gun. - Aid! Jaco passed out!

- But what's going on? - Come on, they're boring.

- Claude, be careful. - Let's go!

- Shut up! Oh, la, la! - He's crimson.

- Oh, my Zacco. Carefully. - Take a breath.

- Carefully. - It's purple, not red.

Drink something. Drink slowly.

Oh, la, la!

- Aaah! - Claude!

Shockingly, it's not purple anymore.

Inexplicable. Impossible to block this door.

What if it really blocked, Whisper?

- Is it reasonable to call you "Psypsino"? - Elian allows him.

Because by force to block? Stop it!

- Forward? - This is Inspector Bullen.

Baby, phone!

- What do you want again? -Sorry to interrupt the meeting.

But we have news. The crime will happen tonight.

For sure; And what did you prepare?

A glimpse into the pirate night in the beach.

What do you mean "lentils"? You scare me.

He or she will try to attack the baroness tonight.

And I will catch him. It doesn't escape me.

I'll send the gendarmes of Daginian for help.

I don't need gendarmes! I will shake my lens in the air!

- I won't risk it. - Tonight I will fight the culprit.

- Otherwise the Baroness will die. - Are you kidding me?

Of course! Humor relaxes you before a big business.

Front; Yes, yes.

Forward, chief? With excuse me Front;

Hello, I'm Alain Delon.

- Alain Delon? - The same.

- Am I talking to Alain Delon? - Is little Laura Mancini there?

- Which Laura? - The Italian actress.

- Aaah! Understood! Do you want to talk to her? - Not at all.

You don't want to talk to her, fine.

- Will you come to the pirate night? - No, I won't come.

You are not going to come. Very well.

I will pass it on to Miss Laura. He will be disappointed.

- You have no reason! - I can't think of a reason! Well.

He shut it in my face too. Everyone is rude today.

- Bullen! - Aaah! Damn it!

But what are you doing? All of you they are waiting! Come on! Come on!

I thought to dress the right hand of Captain Hook. Excellent coverage.

No, you're going to let the dogs pee. This is great coverage.

Too bad, I really like it this character.

I've loved him since a long time ago.

Captain, we're too far! We will get our uniforms wet!

Pick up the clothes and jump! It's shallow. everyone did that

Will you jump, Jaco?

- He disappeared! - Zacco!

Man in the sea!

"Shallow" says the copan!

Bullen!

Did you bring them?

No, my boss insists on helping me!

But like this, it won't fall in the lens the culprit.

Exactly, I wish he was scared! Fuck me for your lens!

Tell them to come over. Come on. And discreetly.

Gentlemen, Inspector Bullen, head of the business.

Disappear. I put lenses, not obstacles.

Guys, regroup.

- And the...cage? - Roger is in charge.

Take the dogs, I can't to pass

This brings back memories!

Got stuck.

- Take it easy on the clutch! - You say I don't know how to command it.

Yep, stuck again!

Come on! Come on!

What is this fool doing?

Come on! Come on!

- Keeps crashing! - Well done, jackpot! What are we going to do now;

- Where are the dogs? - They were afraid.

- They bit my pants and I let them go. - What did you do?

Guys, grab the shovels.

I said bring them, not drive them away.

Calm down, they're waiting for your order to intervene. No problem.

- So? Where are my dogs? - Huh?

- My dogs! Where are my dogs? - The negative side of the story.

They bit the warden and the idiot let them go.

- They will smell the roasts and come. - Find my dogs, Bullen.

- Daisy! Daisy! - Blaze! Blaze!

Daisy!

Daisy!

Go old dog!

Daisy!

- Good! - Take this.

I'll turn another one.

Tomato sauce and lots of cheese. I am fasting all day.

Baron! No! baron, I am here!

No no no!

Baroness, I am here!

- The idiot broke my watch! - Sorry, but you raised your hand.

What do you want, Jean?

I thought he attacked you Mr. Jaco.

And now; What do you think now?

No. Ultimately, no.

- Do you want me to bring you a crepe? - No, thanks, Jean.

- That's what I thought too... - Go.

Not so fast, my Siren.

- Stop clinging to me. - I'll be here, come what may.

Get over it. I'm taking the dogs back. They eat whatever they find. I'm taking the big boat.

And we will squeeze into the other? A selfish life!

You want them to be depressed my dogs?

Good!

- Huh! Bullen! - Me?

Take a plate to Laura with a little skin.

She has a little blackness because of Delon.

Delon? Damn it! I forgot it!

Miss Laura?

Monsieur Lamarck sends you something to nibble on. Here you go.

I forgot to tell you that I spoke on the phone with Allen.

- What; With Allen? - Yes.

- Alain Delon? Did he say when will he come? - Yes. I mean, no.

Basically, it's not going to come.

Sorry.

I'm sorry, you're a badass who is not to blame for anything.

Thanks.

Did you leave a number for me to call?

No, he'd rather not you call him.

Don't do that, miss. You really don't deserve it.

I talked with him for quite some time. Honestly, he's not likable.

- I forbid you to badmouth him! - Okay, I'll avoid it.

- What happened; - You eat the slaps. It's an injustice.

I'm used to it, okay.

- What's going on here? - Leave it!

- No! - No, Laura!

- I'm going to kill myself! - It is dangerous! Is full!

- End! - Calm down, honey.

Bleed!

Lamarck, help me!

A! Cyril.

Horrible night. Almost to lose the dogs.

I'm going to bed with Daisy. I will put earplugs. Don't disturb me.

Yes, Baron.

Hurry, the boat is sinking!

My God, how the evening ends like this!

Hurt!

Calm down, you're welcome the bullet touched.

I'm playing the day after tomorrow and I'm pissed off. And I'm in a lot of pain.

Oh, la, la!

- Oh, no! - The fool is gone!

Damn it! Captain!

Sit down! Make yourself at home! Forget that you are in our house!

But what are you doing here? Go serve Pancakes in the pool!

Let's wait five minutes. I smoke my pipe.

More than others! Why not do you smoke a cigar

I smoke my pipe quietly. Come on don't...

Front;

- Sorry, boss. - Bullen, do you know what time it is?

It is urgent.

Here...

...we speed up.

We speed up.

What does "accelerate" mean?

can you hear me

What is this turbine? on the line;

- Madeleine, you snore! - Go outside!

Baby...are you with a girl?

I'm with my wife, idiot! And you woke us up!

Baby...

That's how they call you the idiots the gendarmes...

don't believe everything they tell you!

But what style is this? Are you drunk?

But what are you doing there? Come on party is on fire!

I'll pick you up in a bit, Momo. I have to hang up. Friendship.

Happy fiki-fiki! And freedom!

Do not believe! What are you doing is there trouble?

Very nice dessert!

It's for tomorrow, and it's not for you, fool!

''It's for tomorrow, and it's not for you, fool''!

Look! Look!

Go cocktails in the hot tub. We went for the pancakes.

Composure! Jean is professional.

- Hey, the flaps! - Look! Look!

The wings! Come on! Jean go cocktails!

- We're having a great time! - You are exaggerating.

We are leaving. you are all invited tomorrow night at my concert.

Hello! Bye! Bye!

Careful, Jean!

Jean, Jean! listen up! enough now! Get out of the jacuzzi now!

But he is not a slave! Waiter, have fun too!

Here you go! Thank you sir with the cap!

I'm not a waiter, and o waiter will have fun!

BEWARE DOG

No! Claude, Jean has gone mad!

I feel a stream of warm water under my thigh.

No, the other is peeing! Let's go!

- Disgust! - Spectacular anyway. But don't touch him.

- Let's turn him around. - If he swallows the tongue, he will suffocate.

No! My director!

And I was telling Claude that she's dumb the lamp above the jacuzzi.

No one in this house listens to me!

You said you would have control of the evening.

There was an attempted murder and you didn't see anything!

- Yes! - What do you mean yes"; Did you see something?

No.

Get off the couch, you made him wet.

I'll have to leave you, Harold.

Oh, la, la! No no no, we will not kiss! No!

- Do you know something? I will wake up Chirac. - Wake up Chirac!

- And he won't believe his ears! - In My ears!

Aah! My nose! My nose!

You'll wake me up every hour you old fool?

- I'm Chirac. - Sorry, Mr. Minister.

- I thought he was my inspector. - He seared them in the Transans.

He only plays nonsense!

He is usually very professional.

I warn you. Clear up this mess.

- You have 24 hours. - 24 hours;

- I will not say it again. - I don't want that much!

What an idiot!

- Light bulb... - What is your name;

Big bird...

- Testicles! - He was shocked, but he'll get over it.

He will regain his speech. In case crisis, give him ten drops.

- Ah! Nice! - It will calm him down.

Bird, big bird! Dude, testicles!

Did he have a seizure? To give drops?

- Judge it instinctively. - Welcome.

Dick! The chutsuni!

It's already better. Do not worry.

The memories will come back too.

Sir, do you remember...

the moment you got peed on?

- You're a mess! Jacuzzi! - He probably won't recover right away.

Doctor, will she be fine in two months? We have a movie to shoot.

Bird! Dick!

Difficult things. In two months...

- Testicles! - Very optimistic scenario.

Can you help me; Yves is paralyzed.

A! Finally some good news. Eve was paralyzed.

- There you go honey, the doctor is here. - Hello sir.

I got lumbago. First time.

It rusts the carcass when it gets old.

- Give me your hand. - Hey! Hey! Are you crazy?

I'll give you an anti-inflammatory and you will move almost normally.

- Caution. - I don't like this.

Look! It has croissants! And it is hot, just the way you like them!

It is much better.

- Wait, sir. - "Kurasan" of the rear!

- To take drops again? - He took twice already.

Does not matter! And a third time!

Bullocks!

- Now he messed with the croissants! - No! Take him back to his room!

No room!

- Good morning, Lamarck. - Good morning, Iv.

Are you all right, baby?

What an idiot! How happy I am to work with you!

Roberto, another time, I will dare something more youthful.

- Not too much, of course. - Everything is possible.

Godmother! Godmother!

- Go through the hair salon. - Done. Hello!

I have an audition in Paris.

Excuse me, can you look after her? Carmen and Gabriel? You understand.

Do not worry. It won't happen inside my house.

- Thanks. - Have fun.

Greetings to his Tower Eiffel! Hello, sweetie!

Carmen!

Sir, they ask you out at the door.

- Sorry. - Go, my dear.

- Yes? - Lefran. Police.

A! Finally!

The end of the ear happened yesterday. He gave his gun to one of my guests.

And she went to kill herself.

Why did you give it to her? your service weapon?

- She took it from me, I didn't give it to her! - Because you made indecent proposals to her!

No! He fell at my feet, immobilized me!

Of course, all women they fall at your feet!

- Anyway. Keep it up, Burrell. - Bullen!

Burrell is a TV personality character. There is no.

You should be flattered which Burrell told you.

True to his researches and he is not a communist!

Neither do I, sir!

So, I'm asking you, by name of the French state...

to forgive him the useless fool.

- I'm in charge of the investigation. - Ah! Thank God!

- I'm shooting in Paris, that is? - No, you stay as a butler.

- But why; - Since he is useless!

I don't want the guests to be disturbed until the case is resolved.

It won't take more than 24 hours.

Varone, do me a quick one tour of the house and garden.

I want to meet her topography of the area.

-Our room. -How beautiful! The colours...

See here. It is ivory. Is not very true, but Elian is going crazy.

No, don't touch it.

See here a miracle. German batteries.

- German? - The best.

You save money in the beginning, huh? you end up making a fortune.

I'm not rich enough to I buy cheap. Do you agree?

Absolutely.

That's why I put marble everywhere.

We followed the same rationale and we at home in the village.

- Truth; - We put formica everywhere.

- I don't know formica well. - Oh, she's wonderful.

Collect the gops from the garden. It is everywhere, pure destruction.

Not in that style. Thanks.

Look.

My ancestor planted all this pine forest.

He knew from plants.

- Nice, is not it; - Amazing.

And when the weather is good, Monaco is visible.

Damn it! Who did this;

Oh my God!

Careful, I'm in horrible pain.

- It was an attempt against me. - That's why I wanted an incognito investigation.

Come from here. Let's go for a walk outside the estate.

Discreetly, don't spy on us.

We have to be incognito.

That's the only way we'll be able to to arrest him.

Of course.

- Caution! - What is this;

There is no sign!

It's in the wrong place! Must come forward Lets continue.

Let's not mess with it your guests, Baron.

Collect them all in the small living room in 20 minutes.

- All the guests? - Yes. I will "bake" them one by one.

And miraculously, the truth it will shine by itself.

Bullen method.

Do you agree?

- Do I have another choice? - No, let's go.

I am concerned about something about my guests...

There is a suspicion...

Bullen?

Bullen?

- Here I am. - You are well; Did you hit?

- No, I fell standing up. - Wait, I'll get help.

No, I'd rather you stay here. Give my hand, I'll climb.

- Me? - Your hand! I've been rock climbing.

- Truth; - Give me your hand.

- Okay, now the first step. - Not like that! Don't pull me!

You hurt me! Caution! Don't pull me! Don't pull me!

- Are you all right, Baron? - This smell is unbearable.

- I smell terrible. - Bad luck, you fell on the mouse.

- I don't stink. - Truth;

You, I smell you. Not me.

- Yes? - Lord Baron?

Ok, I see what happened. Last night, I was drugged.

- What do you say! - That's why I played checkers.

- So? - Look at that pipe.

- What does this pipe have? - It's full of hash.

- No, it's Amsterdam smoke. - Here you go;

- And it smells really good. - No, it's not Amsterdam.

- I've been smoking a pipe since '62. - I'm sorry, it's a regular pipe.

Very nice, now you will see. See, a simple pipe.

Here you go. Isn't that drugs?

No, I'm sorry, it's Amsterdam and musky.

No, by no means. Amsterdam smoke, he says!

Give it to me. Listen up...

- Amsterdam tobacco. - Yes. Yes. Yes.

But yes.

It is stiff and rough. Almost it scratches your neck.

Give me here.

Try again.

It has a long aftertaste of honey, something which I love in Amsterdam.

No, no, no, not at all!

Sorry. let's hurry, they have all gathered in the living room.

Just bring a receipt element.

I hope it's more convincing from your pipe!

Oh Bullen! You are so stupid!

Did they invite you too?

What do you want the rake for?

You smell like hash. You started Drugs;

Tell the Baron who doesn't believe me

- You play great. - Thanks.

A round of applause for the artist!

Come on! Clap your hands the artist!

Does anyone know why? we gathered here...

except listening to Claude to "perform" "La Cucaratsa"?

Claude! Jean! Cut the crap! Tell us why we're here.

My friends, I present to you from here, Inspector Bullen...

of the General Police Directorate.

- Inspector? - Yes!

He came today to unmask the murderer of my darling.

Yes. And not the "rustic one." of my little girl!

What's up?

My "herringbone"!

Are they drunk?

No. Let's get serious. I asked him to come.

- Jean, you have the baton. - Thanks, Whisper.

The killer is one of you.

What;

And I will unmask him.

You're wondering why I'm holding on this rake.

Yes.

Not at all. Put her down before break the Murano chandelier.

You're right, honey. The rake is important piece of evidence.

Yes, Francine and yes Jacco.

This rake is blocked the door of the hammam...

when you wanted to be alone, the two pizzas.

However, it is too bad that Jaco jumps your wife, Whisper to me.

He's totally crazy!

Sit down, did you restart the same?

He's delirious! You see that he is not well!

Claude, my love, don't listen to him.

- My love... - Grab her!

- My love! - Elian, this makes me very sad.

But I forgive you, because you are too much lustful. I want to make love to you.

Okay, you do it later. Later. Then, then.

Now let's get back to the important thing.

The killer touched her rake, she will talk too!

Because when Bullen he searches...he finds!

- Cut! Bullocks! - Stop!

- Little bird! Big dick! - Stop, I can't concentrate!

Give him the whole bottle.

- Testicles! Bullocks! - Shut up!

Oh! He broke my trinkets!

Well, I have a headache. Ponokef... I have a headache.

Headache... I'm recapitulating.

It's a case that... Let me think.

It's a case that...

It's a case... argkk...

The priest fell asleep.

He's a drug addict. His pipe reeked of hash earlier.

No, it wasn't khakik.

It was Amsterdam smoke. Very good quality.

- Cheers. - Cheers.

- A ticket to Paris, please. - 54.90.

Thanks.

Miss Peggy? Phone. Your agent.

- Forward? - I am.

- Where are you; - I validated the ticket.

I have an alibi. They'll have me out, ma I'll find Carmen at the concert.

Are you sure;

Do not worry darling. I will we are making the movie in Hollywood.

Of course, Olga. Nice role. But I refuse.

I only trust my Norber. Yes, he's blowing you kisses.

Oh, honey, no do you want to come;

No, I have a headache. I'm out of hashish.

Let her sing Very loud. Unbearable.

Whisper to me, I don't want to to be alone

As you wish. But I get it your car!

Take a pill, rest. And save energy.

Oh my God! Claude, the car you smell like shrimp.

- I know. - Hello, Claude!

Hello, Claude!

Bullen!

Bullen!

Bullen, wake up! Bullen!

Bullen!

- Aid! What happened; - My rifle is gone.

We will have dramas. Give me your gun, I will arrange it.

A policeman never gives his service weapon!

Oh no! Come on, let's go!

We'll take that here don't even feel sick.

Much better. Do not worry.

- My car! - Cyril, I'm borrowing it. Do not be afraid.

- I will watch it like my eyes. - It is urgent!

Watch out for the clutch.

- Run! You are too slow! - One minute, Bullen.

I don't know Cyril's car, I don't command it yet.

We are running late.

- Rock on, board it now! - Shut up!

But what are you afraid of? Come on, gas up!

TRAVELING IS PROHIBITED

I hear music, the theater can be seen.

- Stop! - Left, in the alley!

Brake you fool! You are totally crazy!

You are useless!

Motionless! I'll throw you! Drop the gun!

Come back, you bastard! Everything is over!

Ben!

Ben, what are you doing here? But what's going on, Claude?

I came as fast as I could. Come on, kitty.

- Shall we handcuff him? - Yes, how else?

- He wanted to kill you, Baron. - Ben? But how could you?

I wasn't aiming at you. You are bait.

I wanted to kill the other one for her life insurance!

- Huh!? - Life insurance! Here's the motivation!

I knew the! Very polite to be honest!

Front! Blast him!

Dirty boy!

- What a monster! - Thank you, Mr. Mullen.

- I did my duty. - My little icicle.

I am glad, Baron, that we avoided the worst.

Who solved the mystery? Bullen, of course!

When you research in the first place with a method...

you will always get results.

Jean!

Congratulations, my friend.

- Aren't you hungry? - Yes, I have a slight urge.

Go right, we'll find a nice place for a picnic.

- What a country France is! - Indeed, there is no better.

But I feel like no investigation completed.

Truth; But we caught the culprit.

Only I met him in one Alpha Romeo when I came to Transan.

- Truth; - Yes.

And I ate an arrow in the butt half an hour later, in the garden.

I don't believe in accidents. It's attempted murder.

Yes.

He might be back, huh?

- No. - No;

He confessed everything very easily. Apart from this.

And I believe him.

So, now, I ask you this: Who threw me if not Ben?

But yes...

Fair question.

Because for me, the accomplice he walks free.

And I want you to find him for me and put him in jail.

If we don't punish attacks against the forces of order...

democracy goes!

And this is serious. Did you understand;

- Shall I serve you some more? - Just a sip.

- You have three days. - What; Three days for what?

To find me the accomplice.

Of course, of course.

The cowards, I trample them down like worms!

- Oh yes; - Yes.

"Like worms". Nice expression!

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Elian, how about we fly how to portofino?

Dream, Claude!

I love you. Go ahead, full throttle!

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