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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,080 --> 00:00:09,440 We interrupt this program for a news bulletin. The Food and Drug 2 00:00:09,440 --> 00:00:13,920 has just revealed that a small quantity of the aphrodisiac drug Spanish Fly was 3 00:00:13,920 --> 00:00:17,780 accidentally mixed with a crate of frankfurters produced by the Go -Go 4 00:00:17,780 --> 00:00:18,780 Company in Brooklyn. 5 00:00:19,300 --> 00:00:23,120 So far, all of the frankfurters have been recalled except for one case which 6 00:00:23,120 --> 00:00:24,620 distributed in the city last night. 7 00:00:25,290 --> 00:00:29,150 The FDA says that no physical harm can come to anyone ingesting the weeders, 8 00:00:29,150 --> 00:00:31,790 it may enhance the sexual drive in women who eat them. 9 00:00:32,090 --> 00:00:34,650 In other words, it means a lot of horny women. 10 00:00:35,090 --> 00:00:39,150 This has been a Bolton from WFUK, We Fuck Radio. 11 00:00:40,150 --> 00:00:45,130 Do you believe it? We could have a whole city of turned -on women if enough of 12 00:00:45,130 --> 00:00:47,570 them felt like a hot dog. Oh, wow. 13 00:00:49,190 --> 00:00:52,310 Maybe I should get a carload and go out looking for young cuties. 14 00:00:55,350 --> 00:00:58,670 Why, Walter, what would a young cutie want with you? 15 00:01:00,390 --> 00:01:04,470 Anyway, it would be just your luck to buy the wrong hot dogs. You're probably 16 00:01:04,470 --> 00:01:06,830 right. I wonder what's going to happen, though. 17 00:01:11,750 --> 00:01:13,330 This is Helen Porter. 18 00:01:14,170 --> 00:01:18,270 Housewife, mother, but hardly what you would call a lover. 19 00:01:18,970 --> 00:01:21,830 She and her husband do it only occasionally now. 20 00:01:22,400 --> 00:01:24,660 Both of their lives are very busy. 21 00:01:25,440 --> 00:01:29,540 Helen has gotten so she doesn't even think about it anymore, except on 22 00:01:30,340 --> 00:01:34,000 She's eating a go -go wiener now, and in for a big surprise. 23 00:01:41,580 --> 00:01:42,580 Hello, Oscar. 24 00:01:42,640 --> 00:01:43,640 Hi, Mrs. Porter. 25 00:01:43,800 --> 00:01:45,640 You can put him down over there. All right. 26 00:01:53,680 --> 00:01:56,660 Excuse the mess. I was just cleaning up. That's all right. Would you like to 27 00:01:56,660 --> 00:01:57,660 sign for the groceries? 28 00:02:12,620 --> 00:02:18,080 I got to get... Don't worry about it. Back to the store. 29 00:02:19,240 --> 00:02:21,640 What are you... 30 00:02:25,120 --> 00:02:28,480 Have a nice afternoon, Oscar. Don't worry about the storm. 31 00:02:28,960 --> 00:02:29,960 What? 32 00:02:30,920 --> 00:02:34,820 Geez, you know... What, Oscar? 33 00:02:36,900 --> 00:02:40,420 Oscar didn't know what hit him. 34 00:02:40,720 --> 00:02:44,840 Before his simple mind could sort things out, his pants were coming off. 35 00:02:45,080 --> 00:02:49,900 It felt good to him, so he never thought of stopping it. That is, if he could 36 00:02:49,900 --> 00:02:52,360 have. Helen knew exactly what to do. 37 00:03:05,130 --> 00:03:10,330 Helen was so horny. She could have devoured him as it was she swallowed up 38 00:03:10,330 --> 00:03:11,269 whole cock. 39 00:03:11,270 --> 00:03:12,790 She couldn't get enough 40 00:03:48,360 --> 00:03:54,500 on the table was the go -go wiener the cause of Helen's afternoon fun finally 41 00:03:54,500 --> 00:03:57,720 they both had to get off all their clothes so they could get their bodies 42 00:03:57,720 --> 00:03:58,720 together 43 00:05:14,730 --> 00:05:17,470 Again, Helen went down on him with a vengeance. 44 00:05:17,930 --> 00:05:22,370 She sucked him so hard, he was lucky his head didn't cave in. 45 00:05:32,990 --> 00:05:39,130 Cindy Lou McMartin, wife of the state legislator representative Joe Bob 46 00:05:39,130 --> 00:05:40,450 of White Hope, Alabama. 47 00:05:41,420 --> 00:05:45,040 was presented with a key to the city today by the mayor. 48 00:05:45,800 --> 00:05:50,560 Representative McMartin, it will be remembered, staged last year's famous 49 00:05:50,560 --> 00:05:55,360 -busing protest in Alabama when he attacked a school bus with an enema bag. 50 00:05:55,820 --> 00:06:00,420 Mrs. McMartin was treated to a go -go wiener from a hot dog stand before being 51 00:06:00,420 --> 00:06:01,860 given the key to the city. 52 00:06:02,080 --> 00:06:05,880 She used the key to get into a motel room with her bodyguard. 53 00:06:06,340 --> 00:06:09,140 That's the latest on WFUK. 54 00:06:09,950 --> 00:06:11,230 We fuck radio. 55 00:07:23,400 --> 00:07:28,420 Finally, Helen could wait no longer. She mounted Oscar and thrilled to the spear 56 00:07:28,420 --> 00:07:30,000 thrust she felt inside 57 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:36,120 Helen 58 00:07:36,120 --> 00:07:43,100 moaned and groaned as she sat 59 00:07:43,100 --> 00:07:47,100 on his hot erect penis Oscar wanted to taste her now 60 00:07:47,880 --> 00:07:53,280 As his tongue darted between her legs, her moist crap got hotter and hotter. 61 00:07:53,280 --> 00:07:55,600 dripped her loving juices into his mouth. 62 00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:14,600 Helen was so hot she couldn't believe it. 63 00:08:15,080 --> 00:08:20,040 his tongue was driving her crazy but she wanted penetration again to feel him 64 00:08:20,040 --> 00:08:20,980 inside of her 65 00:08:20,980 --> 00:08:32,480 she 66 00:08:32,480 --> 00:08:37,120 glanced down at the hot dog as she got on top of him 67 00:08:58,350 --> 00:09:03,550 He was close to a climax by this time. When he came, it sprayed all over him, 68 00:09:03,650 --> 00:09:04,850 and Helen rubbed it. 69 00:09:09,630 --> 00:09:10,230 Oscar 70 00:09:10,230 --> 00:09:17,590 still 71 00:09:17,590 --> 00:09:19,830 did not believe what was happening to him. 72 00:09:20,070 --> 00:09:24,070 Helen loved the sticky feeling on her hands as she rubbed his stomach. 73 00:09:24,650 --> 00:09:26,550 Weekdays certainly had changed. 74 00:09:27,120 --> 00:09:28,540 thanks to the go -go wiener. 75 00:09:32,640 --> 00:09:35,900 Here's the latest on those frankfurters contaminated with Spanish fly. 76 00:09:36,420 --> 00:09:39,520 Authorities in the city's health department feel that most of the franks 77 00:09:39,520 --> 00:09:41,400 containing Spanish fly have been recovered. 78 00:09:41,660 --> 00:09:45,320 They feel that if any are still on the market, they are isolated cases. 79 00:09:46,060 --> 00:09:50,660 So watch out for what kind of wieners you eat, ladies. And now back to music 80 00:09:50,660 --> 00:09:53,560 WFUK. We fuck radio. 81 00:09:57,550 --> 00:10:04,250 When you're hungry and in the know, that's the time to go, 82 00:10:04,430 --> 00:10:07,230 go, go, or go, go. 83 00:10:08,130 --> 00:10:11,270 Wiener, a lifetime treat. 84 00:10:11,550 --> 00:10:13,550 It's your kind of meat. 85 00:10:15,970 --> 00:10:17,930 This is Tom Bell. 86 00:10:18,190 --> 00:10:22,210 Tom is a merchant seaman. He's been at sea for three months. 87 00:10:22,450 --> 00:10:24,130 Three horny months. 88 00:10:24,860 --> 00:10:28,600 Some of the guys on ship service each other, but not Tom. 89 00:10:28,880 --> 00:10:31,500 He's very macho. Oh, man. 90 00:10:32,340 --> 00:10:37,400 His ship just came in, and Tom is about to partake in a bizarre sexual 91 00:10:37,400 --> 00:10:38,400 adventure. 92 00:10:43,740 --> 00:10:47,300 Lurking in a corner are two lost young girls. 93 00:10:47,720 --> 00:10:50,400 They could never imagine what's going to happen. 94 00:11:10,140 --> 00:11:11,140 That's okay. 95 00:11:11,380 --> 00:11:13,600 But the ship was afraid of, and I seen all the passengers. 96 00:11:14,460 --> 00:11:15,560 Hey, you two storeways. 97 00:11:17,440 --> 00:11:19,200 It's okay, you can tell me. I won't report you. 98 00:11:26,180 --> 00:11:27,149 It's okay. 99 00:11:27,150 --> 00:11:28,150 I have somewhere to go. 100 00:11:29,290 --> 00:11:30,290 No, no place. 101 00:11:31,750 --> 00:11:33,270 I'm speaking English. 102 00:11:34,330 --> 00:11:36,770 Do you want to come with me until you find a place to go? 103 00:11:39,650 --> 00:11:40,650 Yes. 104 00:11:41,670 --> 00:11:43,270 I'm speaking English. 105 00:11:43,870 --> 00:11:44,870 Are you hungry? 106 00:11:46,010 --> 00:11:47,010 Yes. 107 00:11:47,270 --> 00:11:48,810 I'm speaking English. 108 00:11:49,510 --> 00:11:51,110 Let's go over there and I'll buy you a hot dog. 109 00:11:53,650 --> 00:11:55,050 I'm speaking English. 110 00:11:56,460 --> 00:12:01,140 So off they go, the sailor and the pretty young stowaways, to have 111 00:12:01,140 --> 00:12:03,420 eat. And what are they going to have? 112 00:12:03,960 --> 00:12:05,420 Go -go wieners. 113 00:12:06,500 --> 00:12:08,360 Tom ordered three hot dogs. 114 00:12:08,600 --> 00:12:12,320 If he had known what was inside of them, he may have bought a whole case. 115 00:12:12,840 --> 00:12:18,100 But by the time Rita and Juanita get through with him, the two he got them 116 00:12:18,100 --> 00:12:19,660 be more than enough. 117 00:12:25,580 --> 00:12:29,740 They certainly tasted good. The girls were hungry and so was Tom. 118 00:12:29,980 --> 00:12:32,040 He was more hungry for them, though. 119 00:12:32,420 --> 00:12:35,300 His appetite would soon be satisfied. 120 00:12:45,960 --> 00:12:49,740 Early this afternoon, there was a strange disturbance at the Crutchmore 121 00:12:49,740 --> 00:12:50,740 home here in the city. 122 00:12:51,040 --> 00:12:55,260 It seems that 17 elderly women went berserk after eating their noonday meal. 123 00:12:55,660 --> 00:12:59,060 It was reported that the meal consisted of ground hot dogs and mush. 124 00:12:59,860 --> 00:13:03,780 Arnold Bushbaum, the director of the home, was quoted as saying, It was the 125 00:13:03,780 --> 00:13:07,200 damnedest thing I ever saw, with all the old broads running around naked and 126 00:13:07,200 --> 00:13:08,200 carrying on. 127 00:13:08,260 --> 00:13:11,220 I thought we would have a few strokes or heart attacks for sure. 128 00:13:11,980 --> 00:13:15,680 Doctors at the home are still trying to find out what caused the old lady's 129 00:13:15,680 --> 00:13:16,680 wanton reaction. 130 00:13:17,360 --> 00:13:18,360 That's it for now. 131 00:13:19,220 --> 00:13:20,560 WFUK, WeFuck Radio. 132 00:13:25,760 --> 00:13:30,280 As they got to the bedroom, Tom had only one thought in mind, but the girls were 133 00:13:30,280 --> 00:13:31,400 a little apprehensive. 134 00:13:32,440 --> 00:13:36,380 Suddenly, a strange feeling overcame Rita and Juanita. 135 00:13:56,720 --> 00:13:58,540 They both went right for Tom. 136 00:13:58,940 --> 00:14:01,520 He couldn't believe how easy it was. 137 00:14:01,720 --> 00:14:04,280 Two great -looking chicks jumping him. 138 00:14:39,530 --> 00:14:42,350 Rita went down on him and licked his big cock. 139 00:15:13,870 --> 00:15:14,870 Oh. 140 00:16:02,570 --> 00:16:04,110 Then Juanita did it too. 141 00:16:04,390 --> 00:16:07,610 He loved it all. He played no favorites. 142 00:16:07,890 --> 00:16:13,010 He was in heaven. It was as if all his wishes on that horny ship had come true. 143 00:17:21,290 --> 00:17:25,950 Tom went down on Rita. The smell of her pussy turned him on and what he was 144 00:17:25,950 --> 00:17:27,470 doing drove her wild. 145 00:17:27,710 --> 00:17:30,870 She was having constant orgasms as he ate her. 146 00:18:26,730 --> 00:18:28,130 WFUK We Fuck Radio. 147 00:18:28,870 --> 00:18:34,030 Pamela Van Dyke, head of the Lesbians Now movement, was seen on local TV this 148 00:18:34,030 --> 00:18:39,850 morning on a talk show and was seen eating a frankfurter with host Peter 149 00:18:40,290 --> 00:18:45,870 Immediately after the show, Pamela renounced homosexuality and drove to 150 00:18:45,870 --> 00:18:50,990 Falls with her future bridegroom, sitting on his face as they drove 151 00:18:51,210 --> 00:18:55,330 That's the latest on WFUK We Fuck Radio. 152 00:19:00,650 --> 00:19:03,230 You're hungry and in the know. 153 00:19:03,890 --> 00:19:10,890 That's the time to go, go, go. For a go, go, wiener, 154 00:19:10,890 --> 00:19:13,230 a lifetime treat. 155 00:19:13,650 --> 00:19:15,510 It's your kind of meat. 156 00:19:21,110 --> 00:19:26,710 Tom's huge cock was just what the sex -driven stowaways wanted. They sure 157 00:19:26,710 --> 00:19:27,790 it the way they felt. 158 00:19:50,469 --> 00:19:51,870 Oh. 159 00:20:17,610 --> 00:20:19,150 cock certainly felt good inside. 160 00:20:19,410 --> 00:20:24,150 It couldn't have been any bigger or it wouldn't have gotten in. But it was sure 161 00:20:24,150 --> 00:20:25,150 in. 162 00:21:40,360 --> 00:21:45,660 tom finally came all over rita's stomach it was burning hot and she loved the 163 00:21:45,660 --> 00:21:46,660 way it felt 164 00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:33,220 Rita and Juanita were still at it. They hadn't had enough as long as that cock 165 00:22:33,220 --> 00:22:34,860 was hard. They were still ready 166 00:24:12,760 --> 00:24:17,840 Now Juanita was getting it after waiting for him to do Rita. She was glad it was 167 00:24:17,840 --> 00:24:18,840 her turn 168 00:24:52,360 --> 00:24:55,900 Rita watched with a hungry look. She was ready again. 169 00:24:57,920 --> 00:25:04,460 As Tom came, Juanita licked it, and Rita looked on, but not for long. Soon she 170 00:25:04,460 --> 00:25:05,620 was licking it, too. 171 00:25:37,480 --> 00:25:40,500 The latest word on the Spanish fly hot dogs comes from downtown. 172 00:25:40,980 --> 00:25:45,720 An unidentified woman on 23rd Street was picked up by police after she sexually 173 00:25:45,720 --> 00:25:48,000 assaulted 11 men on one block. 174 00:25:48,260 --> 00:25:50,740 The woman is 59 years old. 175 00:25:51,040 --> 00:25:54,240 This is WFUK, We Fuck Radio. 176 00:26:27,470 --> 00:26:30,610 These two lovebirds are Ed and Sally Burke. 177 00:26:31,330 --> 00:26:34,550 Married seven years and now at each other's throats. 178 00:26:34,950 --> 00:26:37,990 They've gotten to the point where they loathe each other. 179 00:26:42,530 --> 00:26:45,170 Oh, you really are hot shit, Sally. 180 00:26:45,530 --> 00:26:48,210 That's pretty hard for a cold fish like you. 181 00:26:50,310 --> 00:26:52,590 You lousy creep, you. 182 00:26:53,870 --> 00:26:56,970 Maybe if I wasn't married to you, I'd be a lot hotter. 183 00:26:58,430 --> 00:26:59,430 Fat chance. 184 00:27:00,250 --> 00:27:01,350 Well, I would be. 185 00:27:01,910 --> 00:27:06,870 By the time you get home every night, drunk and stinking from booze with cum 186 00:27:06,870 --> 00:27:08,090 stains all over your clothes. 187 00:27:08,470 --> 00:27:09,470 Cum stains? 188 00:27:10,030 --> 00:27:11,270 Are you crazy? 189 00:27:11,890 --> 00:27:12,890 Crazy? 190 00:27:13,490 --> 00:27:16,050 Who do you think washes your clothes, schmuck? 191 00:27:17,090 --> 00:27:21,570 You're so busy humping those cheap little whores, you don't even think of 192 00:27:21,570 --> 00:27:22,570 to get me hot. 193 00:27:23,980 --> 00:27:28,740 Trying to get you hot would be like trying to heat up an iceberg. 194 00:27:32,140 --> 00:27:33,640 Screw you, Ed. 195 00:27:33,980 --> 00:27:34,980 Wish you could. 196 00:27:35,260 --> 00:27:36,320 Not on your life. 197 00:27:36,840 --> 00:27:39,820 I'm sure I'd end up with a case of the crabs at the very least. 198 00:27:40,040 --> 00:27:42,800 Or worse yet, a dose of VG the way you play around. 199 00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:46,760 You're so frigid, you don't even remember how to do it. 200 00:27:48,180 --> 00:27:51,020 Up yours, you drunken prick, you. 201 00:27:57,040 --> 00:27:59,600 the latest report on the Spanish fly hot dogs. 202 00:28:00,060 --> 00:28:04,820 Two teenage girls bought and ate the contaminated wieners near the bus 203 00:28:04,980 --> 00:28:07,040 then boarded a bus for the suburbs. 204 00:28:07,560 --> 00:28:12,020 Well, according to informed sources, they turned the bus into a bordello on 205 00:28:12,020 --> 00:28:17,280 wheels and performed sexual acts with 24 males on the bus, including the driver. 206 00:28:17,780 --> 00:28:22,040 And the bus was an hour and 50 minutes late for its first stop. 207 00:28:22,240 --> 00:28:24,700 I wonder if it made it to the end of the line yet. 208 00:28:25,500 --> 00:28:29,900 This is WFUK, We Fuck Radio. 209 00:28:34,040 --> 00:28:41,000 When you're hungry and indino, that's the time to go, 210 00:28:41,220 --> 00:28:48,000 go, go, for a go, go, wiener, lifetime treat. 211 00:28:48,280 --> 00:28:50,340 It's your kind of meat. 212 00:29:02,090 --> 00:29:06,870 Sally wonders why she is still with Ed as she munches on a frankfurter. You 213 00:29:06,870 --> 00:29:08,810 guessed it, it's a go -go wiener. 214 00:29:09,190 --> 00:29:12,590 All of a sudden, Sally is very glad Ed is there. 215 00:30:36,950 --> 00:30:40,930 Sally forgot what it was like for a man to turn her on until now. 216 00:31:34,570 --> 00:31:36,890 She went after his cock hungrily. 217 00:31:37,130 --> 00:31:41,050 It tasted so good and she took it very deep in her mouth. 218 00:31:41,270 --> 00:31:43,290 Ed thought he was with another woman. 219 00:33:12,880 --> 00:33:17,360 As he put his finger inside she had an instant climax. 220 00:33:17,660 --> 00:33:20,160 She ground down on his hand for more. 221 00:33:30,670 --> 00:33:35,330 President Irving Yehuda O 'Reilly of the Gogo Wiener Company has just released a 222 00:33:35,330 --> 00:33:40,550 statement. The Gogo Wiener Company apologizes to the public for any 223 00:33:40,790 --> 00:33:44,650 inconvenience, or loss of work caused by the contaminated hot bonds. 224 00:33:45,270 --> 00:33:50,950 We at the Gogo Wiener Company have always pledged purity to the public, and 225 00:33:50,950 --> 00:33:51,950 still do. 226 00:33:52,050 --> 00:33:57,910 The Spanish fly got into one case of frankfurters by unknown means, and as 227 00:33:57,910 --> 00:34:01,780 president... I pledge to pursue this matter and bring all of the facts to the 228 00:34:01,780 --> 00:34:03,800 public. Make no mistake about that. 229 00:34:04,440 --> 00:34:08,540 Fortunately, no ill effects seem to have occurred because of the hot dogs. 230 00:34:09,020 --> 00:34:11,540 And besides, what's wrong with a little sex? 231 00:34:12,239 --> 00:34:18,300 That was President Irving Yehuda O 'Reilly of the Go -Go Wiener Company on 232 00:34:18,500 --> 00:34:19,780 We fuck real. 233 00:34:39,840 --> 00:34:44,060 They bowled on the couch and both of them remembered what it used to be like 234 00:34:44,060 --> 00:34:45,060 when they had sex. 235 00:35:14,800 --> 00:35:19,720 Sally wanted to suck on something while she fucked. She grabbed the wiener, not 236 00:35:19,720 --> 00:35:21,420 knowing its magic powers. 237 00:35:21,920 --> 00:35:25,980 Once again, the go -go wiener had done its thing. 238 00:35:58,920 --> 00:36:04,860 Ed came all over Sally, just like he had always done. Everything was good again 239 00:36:04,860 --> 00:36:05,940 between the burps. 240 00:36:25,290 --> 00:36:28,410 Police saved the life of a young woman today in a very bizarre episode. 241 00:36:29,030 --> 00:36:33,490 Bertha Boxer bought a Spanish fly contaminated go -go wiener from a hot 242 00:36:33,490 --> 00:36:37,830 stand, then rode an elevator to the observation deck of the Empire State 243 00:36:37,830 --> 00:36:42,310 Building. She then climbed on top of the television transmitter and straddled 244 00:36:42,310 --> 00:36:46,550 it. Engineers at the transmitter felt it vibrating and looked up, only to 245 00:36:46,550 --> 00:36:48,310 discover Bertha grinding away. 246 00:36:48,670 --> 00:36:52,970 A daring rescue team of police and TV technicians finally got the young woman 247 00:36:52,970 --> 00:36:57,030 down. One of the rescuers later stated that they were lucky to get her down 248 00:36:57,030 --> 00:37:00,210 because the footing was very slippery at the top of the tower. 249 00:37:00,470 --> 00:37:07,330 That's what I call a King Kong -sized dildo. This is WFUK, We Fuck Radio. 250 00:37:09,450 --> 00:37:14,530 This is Sandy Jones, a college freshman struggling with the books. 251 00:37:15,150 --> 00:37:20,590 She's on the way to see her English teacher, having a go -go wiener as she 252 00:37:20,590 --> 00:37:21,610 along the street. 253 00:37:22,960 --> 00:37:28,560 This is Professor Herman Block in his office, pursuing knowledge as usual. 254 00:37:28,760 --> 00:37:33,120 He is reading a book with complex thematic ideas. 255 00:37:53,140 --> 00:37:56,640 Jones, I suppose you're aware of why I called you for this small conference. 256 00:37:56,980 --> 00:37:59,240 I guess it's because I'm not doing too good in English, huh? 257 00:37:59,900 --> 00:38:00,900 Too well. 258 00:38:01,520 --> 00:38:02,880 Too well, Miss Jones. 259 00:38:03,340 --> 00:38:04,340 No, you're not. 260 00:38:05,060 --> 00:38:09,680 In fact, you got the lowest average ever recorded by any student in my English 261 00:38:09,680 --> 00:38:10,680 composition class. 262 00:38:10,840 --> 00:38:11,678 The lowest? 263 00:38:11,680 --> 00:38:12,680 The lowest by far. 264 00:38:13,060 --> 00:38:16,020 Your midterm examination had the lowest grade I'd ever given. 265 00:38:16,520 --> 00:38:17,520 A 12. 266 00:38:18,660 --> 00:38:20,500 Well, that's better than an 11, right? 267 00:38:22,030 --> 00:38:23,510 Miss Jones, you are incorrigible. 268 00:38:24,370 --> 00:38:28,470 One of the exam questions was, what is the importance of Chaucer? And do you 269 00:38:28,470 --> 00:38:29,470 know what you said? 270 00:38:29,770 --> 00:38:32,950 You said Chaucer is what you use to put your coffee cup on. 271 00:38:34,110 --> 00:38:35,610 Well, I use one. 272 00:38:35,850 --> 00:38:37,750 How do you drink yours? Out of a mug? 273 00:38:40,010 --> 00:38:43,370 Miss Jones, Chaucer is the author of the Canterbury Tales. 274 00:38:45,170 --> 00:38:46,590 Well, I never read those. 275 00:38:47,770 --> 00:38:49,590 Well, you should have. That's the problem. 276 00:39:07,950 --> 00:39:11,510 Professor Block decided to take part in this tutoring session. 277 00:39:11,890 --> 00:39:14,630 He drew the shades and the room darkened. 278 00:39:21,070 --> 00:39:24,310 When the lights came on, his pants were coming off. 279 00:39:24,570 --> 00:39:27,870 The go -go wiener made all of the women hungry for meat. 280 00:40:22,930 --> 00:40:25,090 Sandy sucked like a vacuum pump. 281 00:40:25,410 --> 00:40:31,490 As her tongue darted up and down his erect cock, she drove him wild, almost 282 00:40:31,490 --> 00:40:32,610 wild as she felt. 283 00:40:32,850 --> 00:40:36,490 Her mouth moved so quickly he thought there must be two of them. 284 00:42:08,400 --> 00:42:10,900 She tweaked his nipples and made them hard. 285 00:42:20,780 --> 00:42:23,980 He was really turned on. He wanted more. 286 00:42:27,200 --> 00:42:33,040 The latest word on the contaminated go -go wieners comes from the downtown 287 00:42:33,040 --> 00:42:34,040 athletic club. 288 00:42:34,120 --> 00:42:40,840 It seems a young woman, Gertrude Flug, spent the last 17 hours in the men's wet 289 00:42:40,840 --> 00:42:42,340 steam room at the club. 290 00:42:42,640 --> 00:42:47,160 This is unusual because there has never been a woman in the wet steam room 291 00:42:47,160 --> 00:42:52,800 before. Reports from the club say that a record number of men used the wet steam 292 00:42:52,800 --> 00:42:54,400 room in the last 17 hours. 293 00:42:54,720 --> 00:42:59,900 One club member reports that the wet steam room was a lot wetter than usual. 294 00:43:00,640 --> 00:43:05,900 Miss Flug is employed as a taste tester at the Go -Go Wiener Company. 295 00:43:06,590 --> 00:43:09,730 That's the latest from WFUK. 296 00:43:10,150 --> 00:43:12,070 We fuck radio. 297 00:43:16,170 --> 00:43:22,990 When you're hungry and in the know, that's the time to go, 298 00:43:23,190 --> 00:43:27,390 go, go, for a go, go, wiener. 299 00:43:27,990 --> 00:43:31,930 A lifetime treat is your kind of meat. 300 00:44:29,550 --> 00:44:30,550 Oh. 301 00:45:09,610 --> 00:45:15,670 He spurted the hot liquid out in huge gobs. It got all over her face and she 302 00:45:15,670 --> 00:45:16,670 loved it. 303 00:45:44,650 --> 00:45:49,230 The latest word on the Spanish fly weaners comes from the I .M. Peckerwood 304 00:45:49,230 --> 00:45:54,570 of the American Foreign Legion. It seems that the ladies auxiliary of that post 305 00:45:54,570 --> 00:45:58,190 held a Frankenbean lunch this afternoon that was open to the public. 306 00:45:58,430 --> 00:46:02,870 The end result was that 36 women members barricaded themselves in the post and 307 00:46:02,870 --> 00:46:07,450 held six World War I veteran legionnaires, a policeman, 12... 308 00:46:07,680 --> 00:46:12,500 liquor salesman, a postman, a newspaper boy, a tuba player, and three 309 00:46:12,500 --> 00:46:15,160 landscapers hostage for four hours. 310 00:46:15,780 --> 00:46:19,920 State police finally stormed the post, only to be delayed for an hour and a 311 00:46:19,920 --> 00:46:21,400 before coming out with the hostages. 312 00:46:21,620 --> 00:46:26,720 All are in excellent condition in Metropolitan Hospital, except for one of 313 00:46:26,720 --> 00:46:31,060 World War I vets, who refused to emerge and was heard screaming, Man the 314 00:46:31,060 --> 00:46:32,060 trenches! 315 00:46:32,540 --> 00:46:37,560 That's the latest on WFUK, We Fuck Radio. 316 00:46:50,860 --> 00:46:57,440 If you're a hitchhiking woman, you can thumb 317 00:46:57,440 --> 00:46:59,160 me right with me. 318 00:47:04,040 --> 00:47:10,980 If you're the hitchhiking woman, you can thumb me right with 319 00:47:10,980 --> 00:47:11,980 me. 320 00:47:15,960 --> 00:47:19,400 I've just had my crackest dream, mama. 321 00:47:19,700 --> 00:47:22,580 My mother won't give out on me. 322 00:47:31,080 --> 00:47:34,460 The professor was still hot enough to fuck Sandy. 323 00:47:40,260 --> 00:47:45,460 His hard cock probed her in all the right places. 324 00:48:02,320 --> 00:48:04,120 I'm driving slow and easy, Mama. 325 00:48:06,900 --> 00:48:09,220 Don't you feel all right? 326 00:48:13,800 --> 00:48:16,360 I'm driving slow and easy, darling. 327 00:48:17,460 --> 00:48:19,600 Don't you feel all right? 328 00:48:24,120 --> 00:48:30,080 But the way I'm riding you now, baby, someday I'll make you fourth and five. 329 00:49:02,860 --> 00:49:05,040 I'm gonna ride you, darling. 330 00:49:07,540 --> 00:49:11,020 I'm gonna drive you all night long. 331 00:49:15,540 --> 00:49:17,940 I'm gonna drive you, darling. 332 00:49:18,560 --> 00:49:21,940 I'm gonna ride you all night long. 333 00:49:26,160 --> 00:49:31,300 Of course, I know just how to drive, baby, and I ain't gonna ride. 334 00:50:03,880 --> 00:50:10,700 I'm going to drive slow and easy, baby, in our way to make 335 00:50:10,700 --> 00:50:11,700 it last. 336 00:50:15,360 --> 00:50:22,320 I'm going to drive slow and easy, darling, in our way to make 337 00:50:22,320 --> 00:50:23,400 it last. 338 00:50:26,780 --> 00:50:29,200 I'm driving slow and easy, mama. 339 00:51:06,160 --> 00:51:10,940 She pulled him up and swallowed his cock again. What a good student Sandy was. 340 00:51:17,580 --> 00:51:20,180 Josephine the plumber is fixing the shower. 341 00:51:33,000 --> 00:51:39,840 A lovely girl, Josephine the plumber. Very businesslike, very dignified. A 342 00:51:39,840 --> 00:51:43,140 little vain like most women, but a nice girl. 343 00:51:44,100 --> 00:51:50,000 She sees her favorite cleanser on the sink, not the green stuff, silly. 344 00:51:51,800 --> 00:51:56,760 Josephine can't resist a can of cleanser, so she washes the sink. 345 00:51:57,280 --> 00:52:00,200 She does this whenever she gets the chance. 346 00:52:05,519 --> 00:52:08,080 This is Sam the man. 347 00:52:08,780 --> 00:52:10,760 Josephine is working in his house. 348 00:52:11,480 --> 00:52:17,860 Josephine comes into the room munching on her lunch. A go -go wiener. 349 00:52:30,890 --> 00:52:34,650 There's nothing as welcome as rain. 350 00:52:41,230 --> 00:52:47,330 When you're alone, there's nothing as slow as 351 00:52:47,330 --> 00:52:49,470 passing time. 352 00:52:54,190 --> 00:53:00,560 When you're a foot lord, there's nothing as fast as... is a train. 353 00:53:33,130 --> 00:53:36,810 Presco's a mighty rich city. 354 00:53:38,410 --> 00:53:41,910 Now that ain't no lie. 355 00:53:45,530 --> 00:53:50,110 They have some buildings that reach 356 00:53:50,110 --> 00:53:55,050 nearly a mile in the sky. 357 00:53:59,590 --> 00:54:01,630 Everyone's so busy. 358 00:54:02,380 --> 00:54:08,180 Tell me the reason why 359 00:54:08,180 --> 00:54:14,740 There's a world full of people 360 00:54:14,740 --> 00:54:19,320 So damn many people alone 361 00:54:19,320 --> 00:54:27,120 When 362 00:54:27,120 --> 00:54:32,690 you're alone Life just don't seem Certainly. 363 00:55:06,800 --> 00:55:11,600 searching your mind for the links to the chain 364 00:55:11,600 --> 00:55:19,180 when 365 00:55:19,180 --> 00:55:25,420 you're cold there's nothing as welcome as sunshine 366 00:55:25,420 --> 00:55:32,340 when 367 00:55:32,340 --> 00:55:34,760 you're dry there's nothing 368 00:55:43,360 --> 00:55:50,220 When you're alone, there's nothing as slow as 369 00:55:50,220 --> 00:55:52,260 passing time. 370 00:55:56,860 --> 00:56:03,180 When you're footnote, there's nothing as fast as a turn. 371 00:56:13,420 --> 00:56:14,420 the home of Mrs. 372 00:56:14,460 --> 00:56:16,320 Constance D. Moffat Wanger. 373 00:56:17,140 --> 00:56:22,160 It turned out that the coming out party turned into a coming all over party as 374 00:56:22,160 --> 00:56:27,400 guests ate hot dogs, cold cuts, and the debutantes who kissed their maidenhood 375 00:56:27,400 --> 00:56:33,900 goodbye. Mrs. D. Moffat Wanger called it a wanton display and blamed radical 376 00:56:33,900 --> 00:56:38,660 underground elements for poisoning the food and the minds of the young girls. 377 00:56:39,210 --> 00:56:43,990 Mrs. DeMoffett Wanger was herself seen entering the boathouse with a 10 -year 378 00:56:43,990 --> 00:56:44,990 -old altar boy. 379 00:56:45,390 --> 00:56:51,150 That's the news on WFUK, We Fuck Radio. 380 00:56:55,530 --> 00:57:02,370 When you're hungry and in the know, that's the time to go, 381 00:57:02,510 --> 00:57:03,510 go, go. 382 00:57:36,080 --> 00:57:40,360 His finger makes her want to climb the walls or climb on him. 383 00:57:43,880 --> 00:57:48,380 Here I sit with my head in my hand. 384 00:57:49,660 --> 00:57:53,560 Watching the terrain roll by. 385 00:57:57,120 --> 00:58:04,020 Of the helping hand mission man warned me. She started wondering when 386 00:58:04,020 --> 00:58:05,440 he would finally fuck her. 387 00:58:06,000 --> 00:58:07,960 Had the go -go wiener been wasted? 388 00:58:08,780 --> 00:58:12,220 She sure hoped it wasn't because she was horny. 389 00:58:12,420 --> 00:58:14,140 When you're dry, 390 00:58:26,660 --> 00:58:31,260 there's nothing as welcome as rain. 391 00:58:32,340 --> 00:58:34,080 Finally, he was in the saddle. 392 00:58:53,710 --> 00:58:56,530 There's nothing as fast as... 393 00:59:30,319 --> 00:59:33,180 Oh, my God. 394 01:00:08,500 --> 01:00:11,320 There's a world full of people. 395 01:00:12,080 --> 01:00:13,460 There are many. 396 01:00:38,600 --> 01:00:42,160 Gotta learn to live with the pain. 397 01:00:48,020 --> 01:00:54,300 You've been wrong so long. There's no one left for 398 01:00:54,300 --> 01:00:55,300 you. 399 01:01:01,540 --> 01:01:06,280 She loved it. It finally happened and she was getting it on. 400 01:01:50,510 --> 01:01:54,970 She was coming like crazy as Sam came. They really came together. 401 01:02:03,610 --> 01:02:10,470 This is Jordan, a fashion designer by trade. He's 402 01:02:10,470 --> 01:02:14,490 waiting for his home cosmetic salesman, Melissa, to arrive. 403 01:02:19,410 --> 01:02:21,070 No, everything's just fine, Melissa. 404 01:02:21,290 --> 01:02:23,530 Business is so good with all those gorgeous chicks around. 405 01:02:24,090 --> 01:02:27,850 Ah, what do you mean? What do you care about those gorgeous chicks for? 406 01:02:28,070 --> 01:02:29,070 Well, I'm with them all day. 407 01:02:29,710 --> 01:02:32,910 I know, sweetheart, but how about all night? 408 01:02:33,210 --> 01:02:34,210 Cut the shit, bitch. 409 01:02:34,250 --> 01:02:35,630 What kind of new stuff do you have? 410 01:02:36,390 --> 01:02:39,350 Oh, listen, I got lots and lots of things. 411 01:02:40,390 --> 01:02:43,750 Oh, can I have a bite of your hot dog, Jordan? 412 01:02:44,050 --> 01:02:45,050 Well, I never. 413 01:02:45,290 --> 01:02:47,450 Please. Okay, sweetie, go ahead. 414 01:02:54,350 --> 01:02:55,269 Mmm, so good. 415 01:02:55,270 --> 01:02:58,330 I've been absolutely starving all day. 416 01:03:00,010 --> 01:03:01,150 Mmm, okay. 417 01:03:01,670 --> 01:03:08,590 Listen, I got a new product. It's called Masculine Mascara. 418 01:03:08,710 --> 01:03:10,570 Oh, shit. Is all the world turning faggot? 419 01:03:10,950 --> 01:03:12,390 Mmm, guess so. 420 01:03:14,410 --> 01:03:15,410 Well, how much is it? 421 01:03:16,670 --> 01:03:18,790 Five dollars plus tax. 422 01:03:19,110 --> 01:03:20,690 Forget it. I'll use the women's stuff instead. 423 01:03:22,530 --> 01:03:23,530 Well... 424 01:03:24,270 --> 01:03:26,570 How about some eau de cologne? 425 01:03:27,850 --> 01:03:29,230 It's wonderful. 426 01:03:30,350 --> 01:03:36,650 And it's called Puta Blanca. Ah, sounds divine. Let me smell it. 427 01:03:47,010 --> 01:03:52,330 Police announced the capture last night of Bruno Degenerati. 428 01:03:52,600 --> 01:03:54,860 a noted sex offender wanted in 11 states. 429 01:03:55,280 --> 01:03:59,880 Police caught DeGenerati after making a routine stop of his car for peeking 430 01:03:59,880 --> 01:04:00,880 through a red light. 431 01:04:01,120 --> 01:04:05,460 After recognizing the suspect, police searched his car and found a pound of 432 01:04:05,460 --> 01:04:12,200 grass, a bottle of Jack Daniels, a jar of Vaseline, a miniature camera, a pair 433 01:04:12,200 --> 01:04:18,400 of handcuffs, six French ticklers, a whip, an electric vibrator, a rubber 434 01:04:18,640 --> 01:04:22,100 a toothless monkey, and a dozen go -go wieners. 435 01:04:22,570 --> 01:04:27,810 degenerati is being held without bail this is wfuk we radio 436 01:04:27,810 --> 01:04:35,570 she 437 01:04:35,570 --> 01:04:40,150 was on him in a flash she couldn't wait the wiener had struck again 438 01:04:40,150 --> 01:04:47,770 when 439 01:04:47,770 --> 01:04:49,110 i went to texas 440 01:04:52,140 --> 01:04:55,920 I found a woman and she was real gone. 441 01:04:57,540 --> 01:04:59,540 Yes, I know. 442 01:05:00,160 --> 01:05:03,100 Yes, I know how to love. 443 01:05:03,760 --> 01:05:07,260 Couldn't stand the way she was still, she said. 444 01:05:08,340 --> 01:05:09,680 Yes, she said. 445 01:05:12,620 --> 01:05:19,620 I went out one 446 01:05:19,620 --> 01:05:20,620 night. 447 01:05:21,000 --> 01:05:27,980 Didn't know I'd be framed when I got down there. Said another man, I know. 448 01:05:28,700 --> 01:05:30,340 Yes, I know. 449 01:05:30,900 --> 01:05:34,260 Yes, I know I love her. 450 01:05:34,480 --> 01:05:36,760 Couldn't stand the way she did. 451 01:05:53,930 --> 01:05:54,930 I asked her for a kiss. 452 01:05:55,370 --> 01:05:57,010 She said, I ain't got time. 453 01:05:57,770 --> 01:06:01,470 Told me to call her and beg for a dime. 454 01:06:01,810 --> 01:06:08,570 But I, yes, I, yes, I know I love her. 455 01:06:09,030 --> 01:06:12,070 Can't stand the way that she do still today. 456 01:06:25,520 --> 01:06:28,800 She said she wanted to see me before I go. 457 01:06:29,760 --> 01:06:34,640 When I got out there, I said to her, oh, I know. 458 01:06:35,500 --> 01:06:36,920 Yes, I know. 459 01:06:37,640 --> 01:06:44,400 Yes, I know I love her. Can't stand the way she do still, she said. 460 01:06:45,460 --> 01:06:46,680 Yes, she should. 461 01:07:08,319 --> 01:07:11,980 Calling one day, I was all alone. 462 01:07:12,460 --> 01:07:16,540 She told me, before you go home. 463 01:07:17,220 --> 01:07:19,800 Oh, yeah. 464 01:07:24,540 --> 01:07:31,340 Yeah, I know I love her. Can't stand the way she feels today. 465 01:07:39,790 --> 01:07:42,830 A figurine on Jordan's table gave a knowing smile. 466 01:07:43,170 --> 01:07:44,690 Must be a voyeur. 467 01:07:47,630 --> 01:07:50,470 Here's an update in the Go -Go Wiener case. 468 01:07:50,730 --> 01:07:55,430 You will remember that the Frankfurters in question were contaminated by Spanish 469 01:07:55,430 --> 01:08:00,650 fly. Latest reports indicate that today's baseball game was delayed for 45 470 01:08:00,650 --> 01:08:06,270 minutes at City Stadium after Girl Scout Troop 247 had a hot dog at the game. 471 01:08:06,680 --> 01:08:09,760 and invaded the field, then overtook the visiting team. 472 01:08:10,020 --> 01:08:14,800 The umpires cried foul, and the groundskeepers had to pull up the tarp 473 01:08:14,800 --> 01:08:15,800 the field dry. 474 01:08:15,880 --> 01:08:21,040 Many of the visiting players scored during the attack, but they were so 475 01:08:21,040 --> 01:08:25,979 for the rest of the game that home team pitcher Dog Breath Custer pitched a no 476 01:08:25,979 --> 01:08:31,680 -hitter. That's the latest from WFUK, We Fuck Radio. 477 01:08:59,020 --> 01:09:03,240 He banged away at her and every thrust made her come. It didn't stop. 478 01:09:03,779 --> 01:09:06,359 Melissa was insane with passion by now. 479 01:12:41,879 --> 01:12:46,300 FDA officials report that the Spanish fly -contaminated frankfurters of the Go 480 01:12:46,300 --> 01:12:48,420 -Go Wiener Company have all been recovered. 481 01:12:48,660 --> 01:12:52,260 It appears that there has been no serious damage caused by them. 482 01:12:52,560 --> 01:12:59,000 The night of the Spanish fly is over. To Go -Go -Go, for a Go -Go 483 01:12:59,000 --> 01:13:02,780 Wiener, a lifetime treat. 484 01:13:03,160 --> 01:13:04,960 It's your kind of meat. 38316

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