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We interrupt this program for a news bulletin. The Food and Drug

has just revealed that a small quantity of the aphrodisiac drug Spanish Fly was

accidentally mixed with a crate of frankfurters produced by the Go -Go

Company in Brooklyn.

So far, all of the frankfurters have been recalled except for one case which

distributed in the city last night.

The FDA says that no physical harm can come to anyone ingesting the weeders,

it may enhance the sexual drive in women who eat them.

In other words, it means a lot of horny women.

This has been a Bolton from WFUK, We Fuck Radio.

Do you believe it? We could have a whole city of turned -on women if enough of

them felt like a hot dog. Oh, wow.

Maybe I should get a carload and go out looking for young cuties.

Why, Walter, what would a young cutie want with you?

Anyway, it would be just your luck to buy the wrong hot dogs. You're probably

right. I wonder what's going to happen, though.

This is Helen Porter.

Housewife, mother, but hardly what you would call a lover.

She and her husband do it only occasionally now.

Both of their lives are very busy.

Helen has gotten so she doesn't even think about it anymore, except on

She's eating a go -go wiener now, and in for a big surprise.

Hello, Oscar.

Hi, Mrs. Porter.

You can put him down over there. All right.

Excuse the mess. I was just cleaning up. That's all right. Would you like to

sign for the groceries?

I got to get... Don't worry about it. Back to the store.

What are you...

Have a nice afternoon, Oscar. Don't worry about the storm.

What?

Geez, you know... What, Oscar?

Oscar didn't know what hit him.

Before his simple mind could sort things out, his pants were coming off.

It felt good to him, so he never thought of stopping it. That is, if he could

have. Helen knew exactly what to do.

Helen was so horny. She could have devoured him as it was she swallowed up

whole cock.

She couldn't get enough

on the table was the go -go wiener the cause of Helen's afternoon fun finally

they both had to get off all their clothes so they could get their bodies

together

Again, Helen went down on him with a vengeance.

She sucked him so hard, he was lucky his head didn't cave in.

Cindy Lou McMartin, wife of the state legislator representative Joe Bob

of White Hope, Alabama.

was presented with a key to the city today by the mayor.

Representative McMartin, it will be remembered, staged last year's famous

-busing protest in Alabama when he attacked a school bus with an enema bag.

Mrs. McMartin was treated to a go -go wiener from a hot dog stand before being

given the key to the city.

She used the key to get into a motel room with her bodyguard.

That's the latest on WFUK.

We fuck radio.

Finally, Helen could wait no longer. She mounted Oscar and thrilled to the spear

thrust she felt inside

Helen

moaned and groaned as she sat

on his hot erect penis Oscar wanted to taste her now

As his tongue darted between her legs, her moist crap got hotter and hotter.

dripped her loving juices into his mouth.

Helen was so hot she couldn't believe it.

his tongue was driving her crazy but she wanted penetration again to feel him

inside of her

she

glanced down at the hot dog as she got on top of him

He was close to a climax by this time. When he came, it sprayed all over him,

and Helen rubbed it.

Oscar

still

did not believe what was happening to him.

Helen loved the sticky feeling on her hands as she rubbed his stomach.

Weekdays certainly had changed.

thanks to the go -go wiener.

Here's the latest on those frankfurters contaminated with Spanish fly.

Authorities in the city's health department feel that most of the franks

containing Spanish fly have been recovered.

They feel that if any are still on the market, they are isolated cases.

So watch out for what kind of wieners you eat, ladies. And now back to music

WFUK. We fuck radio.

When you're hungry and in the know, that's the time to go,

go, go, or go, go.

Wiener, a lifetime treat.

It's your kind of meat.

This is Tom Bell.

Tom is a merchant seaman. He's been at sea for three months.

Three horny months.

Some of the guys on ship service each other, but not Tom.

He's very macho. Oh, man.

His ship just came in, and Tom is about to partake in a bizarre sexual

adventure.

Lurking in a corner are two lost young girls.

They could never imagine what's going to happen.

That's okay.

But the ship was afraid of, and I seen all the passengers.

Hey, you two storeways.

It's okay, you can tell me. I won't report you.

It's okay.

I have somewhere to go.

No, no place.

I'm speaking English.

Do you want to come with me until you find a place to go?

Yes.

I'm speaking English.

Are you hungry?

Yes.

I'm speaking English.

Let's go over there and I'll buy you a hot dog.

I'm speaking English.

So off they go, the sailor and the pretty young stowaways, to have

eat. And what are they going to have?

Go -go wieners.

Tom ordered three hot dogs.

If he had known what was inside of them, he may have bought a whole case.

But by the time Rita and Juanita get through with him, the two he got them

be more than enough.

They certainly tasted good. The girls were hungry and so was Tom.

He was more hungry for them, though.

His appetite would soon be satisfied.

Early this afternoon, there was a strange disturbance at the Crutchmore

home here in the city.

It seems that 17 elderly women went berserk after eating their noonday meal.

It was reported that the meal consisted of ground hot dogs and mush.

Arnold Bushbaum, the director of the home, was quoted as saying, It was the

damnedest thing I ever saw, with all the old broads running around naked and

carrying on.

I thought we would have a few strokes or heart attacks for sure.

Doctors at the home are still trying to find out what caused the old lady's

wanton reaction.

That's it for now.

WFUK, WeFuck Radio.

As they got to the bedroom, Tom had only one thought in mind, but the girls were

a little apprehensive.

Suddenly, a strange feeling overcame Rita and Juanita.

They both went right for Tom.

He couldn't believe how easy it was.

Two great -looking chicks jumping him.

Rita went down on him and licked his big cock.

Oh.

Then Juanita did it too.

He loved it all. He played no favorites.

He was in heaven. It was as if all his wishes on that horny ship had come true.

Tom went down on Rita. The smell of her pussy turned him on and what he was

doing drove her wild.

She was having constant orgasms as he ate her.

WFUK We Fuck Radio.

Pamela Van Dyke, head of the Lesbians Now movement, was seen on local TV this

morning on a talk show and was seen eating a frankfurter with host Peter

Immediately after the show, Pamela renounced homosexuality and drove to

Falls with her future bridegroom, sitting on his face as they drove

That's the latest on WFUK We Fuck Radio.

You're hungry and in the know.

That's the time to go, go, go. For a go, go, wiener,

a lifetime treat.

It's your kind of meat.

Tom's huge cock was just what the sex -driven stowaways wanted. They sure

it the way they felt.

Oh.

cock certainly felt good inside.

It couldn't have been any bigger or it wouldn't have gotten in. But it was sure

in.

tom finally came all over rita's stomach it was burning hot and she loved the

way it felt

Rita and Juanita were still at it. They hadn't had enough as long as that cock

was hard. They were still ready

Now Juanita was getting it after waiting for him to do Rita. She was glad it was

her turn

Rita watched with a hungry look. She was ready again.

As Tom came, Juanita licked it, and Rita looked on, but not for long. Soon she

was licking it, too.

The latest word on the Spanish fly hot dogs comes from downtown.

An unidentified woman on 23rd Street was picked up by police after she sexually

assaulted 11 men on one block.

The woman is 59 years old.

This is WFUK, We Fuck Radio.

These two lovebirds are Ed and Sally Burke.

Married seven years and now at each other's throats.

They've gotten to the point where they loathe each other.

Oh, you really are hot shit, Sally.

That's pretty hard for a cold fish like you.

You lousy creep, you.

Maybe if I wasn't married to you, I'd be a lot hotter.

Fat chance.

Well, I would be.

By the time you get home every night, drunk and stinking from booze with cum

stains all over your clothes.

Cum stains?

Are you crazy?

Crazy?

Who do you think washes your clothes, schmuck?

You're so busy humping those cheap little whores, you don't even think of

to get me hot.

Trying to get you hot would be like trying to heat up an iceberg.

Screw you, Ed.

Wish you could.

Not on your life.

I'm sure I'd end up with a case of the crabs at the very least.

Or worse yet, a dose of VG the way you play around.

You're so frigid, you don't even remember how to do it.

Up yours, you drunken prick, you.

the latest report on the Spanish fly hot dogs.

Two teenage girls bought and ate the contaminated wieners near the bus

then boarded a bus for the suburbs.

Well, according to informed sources, they turned the bus into a bordello on

wheels and performed sexual acts with 24 males on the bus, including the driver.

And the bus was an hour and 50 minutes late for its first stop.

I wonder if it made it to the end of the line yet.

This is WFUK, We Fuck Radio.

When you're hungry and indino, that's the time to go,

go, go, for a go, go, wiener, lifetime treat.

It's your kind of meat.

Sally wonders why she is still with Ed as she munches on a frankfurter. You

guessed it, it's a go -go wiener.

All of a sudden, Sally is very glad Ed is there.

Sally forgot what it was like for a man to turn her on until now.

She went after his cock hungrily.

It tasted so good and she took it very deep in her mouth.

Ed thought he was with another woman.

As he put his finger inside she had an instant climax.

She ground down on his hand for more.

President Irving Yehuda O 'Reilly of the Gogo Wiener Company has just released a

statement. The Gogo Wiener Company apologizes to the public for any

inconvenience, or loss of work caused by the contaminated hot bonds.

We at the Gogo Wiener Company have always pledged purity to the public, and

still do.

The Spanish fly got into one case of frankfurters by unknown means, and as

president... I pledge to pursue this matter and bring all of the facts to the

public. Make no mistake about that.

Fortunately, no ill effects seem to have occurred because of the hot dogs.

And besides, what's wrong with a little sex?

That was President Irving Yehuda O 'Reilly of the Go -Go Wiener Company on

We fuck real.

They bowled on the couch and both of them remembered what it used to be like

when they had sex.

Sally wanted to suck on something while she fucked. She grabbed the wiener, not

knowing its magic powers.

Once again, the go -go wiener had done its thing.

Ed came all over Sally, just like he had always done. Everything was good again

between the burps.

Police saved the life of a young woman today in a very bizarre episode.

Bertha Boxer bought a Spanish fly contaminated go -go wiener from a hot

stand, then rode an elevator to the observation deck of the Empire State

Building. She then climbed on top of the television transmitter and straddled

it. Engineers at the transmitter felt it vibrating and looked up, only to

discover Bertha grinding away.

A daring rescue team of police and TV technicians finally got the young woman

down. One of the rescuers later stated that they were lucky to get her down

because the footing was very slippery at the top of the tower.

That's what I call a King Kong -sized dildo. This is WFUK, We Fuck Radio.

This is Sandy Jones, a college freshman struggling with the books.

She's on the way to see her English teacher, having a go -go wiener as she

along the street.

This is Professor Herman Block in his office, pursuing knowledge as usual.

He is reading a book with complex thematic ideas.

Jones, I suppose you're aware of why I called you for this small conference.

I guess it's because I'm not doing too good in English, huh?

Too well.

Too well, Miss Jones.

No, you're not.

In fact, you got the lowest average ever recorded by any student in my English

composition class.

The lowest?

The lowest by far.

Your midterm examination had the lowest grade I'd ever given.

A 12.

Well, that's better than an 11, right?

Miss Jones, you are incorrigible.

One of the exam questions was, what is the importance of Chaucer? And do you

know what you said?

You said Chaucer is what you use to put your coffee cup on.

Well, I use one.

How do you drink yours? Out of a mug?

Miss Jones, Chaucer is the author of the Canterbury Tales.

Well, I never read those.

Well, you should have. That's the problem.

Professor Block decided to take part in this tutoring session.

He drew the shades and the room darkened.

When the lights came on, his pants were coming off.

The go -go wiener made all of the women hungry for meat.

Sandy sucked like a vacuum pump.

As her tongue darted up and down his erect cock, she drove him wild, almost

wild as she felt.

Her mouth moved so quickly he thought there must be two of them.

She tweaked his nipples and made them hard.

He was really turned on. He wanted more.

The latest word on the contaminated go -go wieners comes from the downtown

athletic club.

It seems a young woman, Gertrude Flug, spent the last 17 hours in the men's wet

steam room at the club.

This is unusual because there has never been a woman in the wet steam room

before. Reports from the club say that a record number of men used the wet steam

room in the last 17 hours.

One club member reports that the wet steam room was a lot wetter than usual.

Miss Flug is employed as a taste tester at the Go -Go Wiener Company.

That's the latest from WFUK.

We fuck radio.

When you're hungry and in the know, that's the time to go,

go, go, for a go, go, wiener.

A lifetime treat is your kind of meat.

Oh.

He spurted the hot liquid out in huge gobs. It got all over her face and she

loved it.

The latest word on the Spanish fly weaners comes from the I .M. Peckerwood

of the American Foreign Legion. It seems that the ladies auxiliary of that post

held a Frankenbean lunch this afternoon that was open to the public.

The end result was that 36 women members barricaded themselves in the post and

held six World War I veteran legionnaires, a policeman, 12...

liquor salesman, a postman, a newspaper boy, a tuba player, and three

landscapers hostage for four hours.

State police finally stormed the post, only to be delayed for an hour and a

before coming out with the hostages.

All are in excellent condition in Metropolitan Hospital, except for one of

World War I vets, who refused to emerge and was heard screaming, Man the

trenches!

That's the latest on WFUK, We Fuck Radio.

If you're a hitchhiking woman, you can thumb

me right with me.

If you're the hitchhiking woman, you can thumb me right with

me.

I've just had my crackest dream, mama.

My mother won't give out on me.

The professor was still hot enough to fuck Sandy.

His hard cock probed her in all the right places.

I'm driving slow and easy, Mama.

Don't you feel all right?

I'm driving slow and easy, darling.

Don't you feel all right?

But the way I'm riding you now, baby, someday I'll make you fourth and five.

I'm gonna ride you, darling.

I'm gonna drive you all night long.

I'm gonna drive you, darling.

I'm gonna ride you all night long.

Of course, I know just how to drive, baby, and I ain't gonna ride.

I'm going to drive slow and easy, baby, in our way to make

it last.

I'm going to drive slow and easy, darling, in our way to make

it last.

I'm driving slow and easy, mama.

She pulled him up and swallowed his cock again. What a good student Sandy was.

Josephine the plumber is fixing the shower.

A lovely girl, Josephine the plumber. Very businesslike, very dignified. A

little vain like most women, but a nice girl.

She sees her favorite cleanser on the sink, not the green stuff, silly.

Josephine can't resist a can of cleanser, so she washes the sink.

She does this whenever she gets the chance.

This is Sam the man.

Josephine is working in his house.

Josephine comes into the room munching on her lunch. A go -go wiener.

There's nothing as welcome as rain.

When you're alone, there's nothing as slow as

passing time.

When you're a foot lord, there's nothing as fast as... is a train.

Presco's a mighty rich city.

Now that ain't no lie.

They have some buildings that reach

nearly a mile in the sky.

Everyone's so busy.

Tell me the reason why

There's a world full of people

So damn many people alone

When

you're alone Life just don't seem Certainly.

searching your mind for the links to the chain

when

you're cold there's nothing as welcome as sunshine

when

you're dry there's nothing

When you're alone, there's nothing as slow as

passing time.

When you're footnote, there's nothing as fast as a turn.

the home of Mrs.

Constance D. Moffat Wanger.

It turned out that the coming out party turned into a coming all over party as

guests ate hot dogs, cold cuts, and the debutantes who kissed their maidenhood

goodbye. Mrs. D. Moffat Wanger called it a wanton display and blamed radical

underground elements for poisoning the food and the minds of the young girls.

Mrs. DeMoffett Wanger was herself seen entering the boathouse with a 10 -year

-old altar boy.

That's the news on WFUK, We Fuck Radio.

When you're hungry and in the know, that's the time to go,

go, go.

His finger makes her want to climb the walls or climb on him.

Here I sit with my head in my hand.

Watching the terrain roll by.

Of the helping hand mission man warned me. She started wondering when

he would finally fuck her.

Had the go -go wiener been wasted?

She sure hoped it wasn't because she was horny.

When you're dry,

there's nothing as welcome as rain.

Finally, he was in the saddle.

There's nothing as fast as...

Oh, my God.

There's a world full of people.

There are many.

Gotta learn to live with the pain.

You've been wrong so long. There's no one left for

you.

She loved it. It finally happened and she was getting it on.

She was coming like crazy as Sam came. They really came together.

This is Jordan, a fashion designer by trade. He's

waiting for his home cosmetic salesman, Melissa, to arrive.

No, everything's just fine, Melissa.

Business is so good with all those gorgeous chicks around.

Ah, what do you mean? What do you care about those gorgeous chicks for?

Well, I'm with them all day.

I know, sweetheart, but how about all night?

Cut the shit, bitch.

What kind of new stuff do you have?

Oh, listen, I got lots and lots of things.

Oh, can I have a bite of your hot dog, Jordan?

Well, I never.

Please. Okay, sweetie, go ahead.

Mmm, so good.

I've been absolutely starving all day.

Mmm, okay.

Listen, I got a new product. It's called Masculine Mascara.

Oh, shit. Is all the world turning faggot?

Mmm, guess so.

Well, how much is it?

Five dollars plus tax.

Forget it. I'll use the women's stuff instead.

Well...

How about some eau de cologne?

It's wonderful.

And it's called Puta Blanca. Ah, sounds divine. Let me smell it.

Police announced the capture last night of Bruno Degenerati.

a noted sex offender wanted in 11 states.

Police caught DeGenerati after making a routine stop of his car for peeking

through a red light.

After recognizing the suspect, police searched his car and found a pound of

grass, a bottle of Jack Daniels, a jar of Vaseline, a miniature camera, a pair

of handcuffs, six French ticklers, a whip, an electric vibrator, a rubber

a toothless monkey, and a dozen go -go wieners.

degenerati is being held without bail this is wfuk we radio

she

was on him in a flash she couldn't wait the wiener had struck again

when

i went to texas

I found a woman and she was real gone.

Yes, I know.

Yes, I know how to love.

Couldn't stand the way she was still, she said.

Yes, she said.

I went out one

night.

Didn't know I'd be framed when I got down there. Said another man, I know.

Yes, I know.

Yes, I know I love her.

Couldn't stand the way she did.

I asked her for a kiss.

She said, I ain't got time.

Told me to call her and beg for a dime.

But I, yes, I, yes, I know I love her.

Can't stand the way that she do still today.

She said she wanted to see me before I go.

When I got out there, I said to her, oh, I know.

Yes, I know.

Yes, I know I love her. Can't stand the way she do still, she said.

Yes, she should.

Calling one day, I was all alone.

She told me, before you go home.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, I know I love her. Can't stand the way she feels today.

A figurine on Jordan's table gave a knowing smile.

Must be a voyeur.

Here's an update in the Go -Go Wiener case.

You will remember that the Frankfurters in question were contaminated by Spanish

fly. Latest reports indicate that today's baseball game was delayed for 45

minutes at City Stadium after Girl Scout Troop 247 had a hot dog at the game.

and invaded the field, then overtook the visiting team.

The umpires cried foul, and the groundskeepers had to pull up the tarp

the field dry.

Many of the visiting players scored during the attack, but they were so

for the rest of the game that home team pitcher Dog Breath Custer pitched a no

-hitter. That's the latest from WFUK, We Fuck Radio.

He banged away at her and every thrust made her come. It didn't stop.

Melissa was insane with passion by now.

FDA officials report that the Spanish fly -contaminated frankfurters of the Go

-Go Wiener Company have all been recovered.

It appears that there has been no serious damage caused by them.

The night of the Spanish fly is over. To Go -Go -Go, for a Go -Go

Wiener, a lifetime treat.

It's your kind of meat.