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We interrupt this program for a news
bulletin. The Food and Drug
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has just revealed that a small quantity
of the aphrodisiac drug Spanish Fly was
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accidentally mixed with a crate of
frankfurters produced by the Go -Go
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Company in Brooklyn.
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So far, all of the frankfurters have
been recalled except for one case which
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distributed in the city last night.
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The FDA says that no physical harm can
come to anyone ingesting the weeders,
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it may enhance the sexual drive in women
who eat them.
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In other words, it means a lot of horny
women.
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This has been a Bolton from WFUK, We
Fuck Radio.
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Do you believe it? We could have a whole
city of turned -on women if enough of
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them felt like a hot dog. Oh, wow.
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Maybe I should get a carload and go out
looking for young cuties.
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Why, Walter, what would a young cutie
want with you?
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Anyway, it would be just your luck to
buy the wrong hot dogs. You're probably
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right. I wonder what's going to happen,
though.
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This is Helen Porter.
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Housewife, mother, but hardly what you
would call a lover.
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She and her husband do it only
occasionally now.
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Both of their lives are very busy.
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Helen has gotten so she doesn't even
think about it anymore, except on
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She's eating a go -go wiener now, and in
for a big surprise.
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Hello, Oscar.
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Hi, Mrs. Porter.
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You can put him down over there. All
right.
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Excuse the mess. I was just cleaning up.
That's all right. Would you like to
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sign for the groceries?
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I got to get... Don't worry about it.
Back to the store.
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What are you...
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Have a nice afternoon, Oscar. Don't
worry about the storm.
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What?
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Geez, you know... What, Oscar?
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Oscar didn't know what hit him.
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Before his simple mind could sort things
out, his pants were coming off.
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It felt good to him, so he never thought
of stopping it. That is, if he could
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have. Helen knew exactly what to do.
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Helen was so horny. She could have
devoured him as it was she swallowed up
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whole cock.
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She couldn't get enough
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on the table was the go -go wiener the
cause of Helen's afternoon fun finally
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they both had to get off all their
clothes so they could get their bodies
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together
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Again, Helen went down on him with a
vengeance.
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She sucked him so hard, he was lucky his
head didn't cave in.
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Cindy Lou McMartin, wife of the state
legislator representative Joe Bob
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of White Hope, Alabama.
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was presented with a key to the city
today by the mayor.
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Representative McMartin, it will be
remembered, staged last year's famous
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-busing protest in Alabama when he
attacked a school bus with an enema bag.
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Mrs. McMartin was treated to a go -go
wiener from a hot dog stand before being
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given the key to the city.
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She used the key to get into a motel
room with her bodyguard.
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That's the latest on WFUK.
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We fuck radio.
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Finally, Helen could wait no longer. She
mounted Oscar and thrilled to the spear
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thrust she felt inside
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Helen
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moaned and groaned as she sat
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on his hot erect penis Oscar wanted to
taste her now
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As his tongue darted between her legs,
her moist crap got hotter and hotter.
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dripped her loving juices into his
mouth.
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Helen was so hot she couldn't believe
it.
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his tongue was driving her crazy but she
wanted penetration again to feel him
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inside of her
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she
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glanced down at the hot dog as she got
on top of him
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He was close to a climax by this time.
When he came, it sprayed all over him,
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and Helen rubbed it.
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Oscar
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still
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did not believe what was happening to
him.
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Helen loved the sticky feeling on her
hands as she rubbed his stomach.
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Weekdays certainly had changed.
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thanks to the go -go wiener.
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Here's the latest on those frankfurters
contaminated with Spanish fly.
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Authorities in the city's health
department feel that most of the franks
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containing Spanish fly have been
recovered.
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They feel that if any are still on the
market, they are isolated cases.
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So watch out for what kind of wieners
you eat, ladies. And now back to music
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WFUK. We fuck radio.
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When you're hungry and in the know,
that's the time to go,
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go, go, or go, go.
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Wiener, a lifetime treat.
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It's your kind of meat.
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This is Tom Bell.
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Tom is a merchant seaman. He's been at
sea for three months.
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Three horny months.
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Some of the guys on ship service each
other, but not Tom.
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He's very macho. Oh, man.
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His ship just came in, and Tom is about
to partake in a bizarre sexual
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adventure.
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Lurking in a corner are two lost young
girls.
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They could never imagine what's going to
happen.
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That's okay.
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But the ship was afraid of, and I seen
all the passengers.
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Hey, you two storeways.
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It's okay, you can tell me. I won't
report you.
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It's okay.
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I have somewhere to go.
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No, no place.
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I'm speaking English.
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Do you want to come with me until you
find a place to go?
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Yes.
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I'm speaking English.
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Are you hungry?
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Yes.
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I'm speaking English.
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Let's go over there and I'll buy you a
hot dog.
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I'm speaking English.
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So off they go, the sailor and the
pretty young stowaways, to have
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eat. And what are they going to have?
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Go -go wieners.
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Tom ordered three hot dogs.
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If he had known what was inside of them,
he may have bought a whole case.
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But by the time Rita and Juanita get
through with him, the two he got them
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be more than enough.
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They certainly tasted good. The girls
were hungry and so was Tom.
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He was more hungry for them, though.
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His appetite would soon be satisfied.
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Early this afternoon, there was a
strange disturbance at the Crutchmore
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home here in the city.
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It seems that 17 elderly women went
berserk after eating their noonday meal.
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It was reported that the meal consisted
of ground hot dogs and mush.
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Arnold Bushbaum, the director of the
home, was quoted as saying, It was the
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damnedest thing I ever saw, with all the
old broads running around naked and
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carrying on.
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I thought we would have a few strokes or
heart attacks for sure.
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Doctors at the home are still trying to
find out what caused the old lady's
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wanton reaction.
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That's it for now.
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WFUK, WeFuck Radio.
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As they got to the bedroom, Tom had only
one thought in mind, but the girls were
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a little apprehensive.
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Suddenly, a strange feeling overcame
Rita and Juanita.
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They both went right for Tom.
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He couldn't believe how easy it was.
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Two great -looking chicks jumping him.
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Rita went down on him and licked his big
cock.
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Oh.
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Then Juanita did it too.
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He loved it all. He played no favorites.
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He was in heaven. It was as if all his
wishes on that horny ship had come true.
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Tom went down on Rita. The smell of her
pussy turned him on and what he was
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doing drove her wild.
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She was having constant orgasms as he
ate her.
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WFUK We Fuck Radio.
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Pamela Van Dyke, head of the Lesbians
Now movement, was seen on local TV this
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morning on a talk show and was seen
eating a frankfurter with host Peter
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Immediately after the show, Pamela
renounced homosexuality and drove to
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Falls with her future bridegroom,
sitting on his face as they drove
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That's the latest on WFUK We Fuck Radio.
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You're hungry and in the know.
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That's the time to go, go, go. For a go,
go, wiener,
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a lifetime treat.
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It's your kind of meat.
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Tom's huge cock was just what the sex
-driven stowaways wanted. They sure
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it the way they felt.
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Oh.
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cock certainly felt good inside.
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It couldn't have been any bigger or it
wouldn't have gotten in. But it was sure
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in.
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tom finally came all over rita's stomach
it was burning hot and she loved the
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way it felt
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Rita and Juanita were still at it. They
hadn't had enough as long as that cock
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was hard. They were still ready
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Now Juanita was getting it after waiting
for him to do Rita. She was glad it was
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her turn
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Rita watched with a hungry look. She was
ready again.
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As Tom came, Juanita licked it, and Rita
looked on, but not for long. Soon she
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was licking it, too.
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The latest word on the Spanish fly hot
dogs comes from downtown.
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An unidentified woman on 23rd Street was
picked up by police after she sexually
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assaulted 11 men on one block.
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The woman is 59 years old.
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This is WFUK, We Fuck Radio.
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These two lovebirds are Ed and Sally
Burke.
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Married seven years and now at each
other's throats.
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They've gotten to the point where they
loathe each other.
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Oh, you really are hot shit, Sally.
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That's pretty hard for a cold fish like
you.
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You lousy creep, you.
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Maybe if I wasn't married to you, I'd be
a lot hotter.
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Fat chance.
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Well, I would be.
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By the time you get home every night,
drunk and stinking from booze with cum
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stains all over your clothes.
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Cum stains?
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Are you crazy?
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Crazy?
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Who do you think washes your clothes,
schmuck?
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You're so busy humping those cheap
little whores, you don't even think of
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to get me hot.
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Trying to get you hot would be like
trying to heat up an iceberg.
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Screw you, Ed.
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Wish you could.
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Not on your life.
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I'm sure I'd end up with a case of the
crabs at the very least.
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Or worse yet, a dose of VG the way you
play around.
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You're so frigid, you don't even
remember how to do it.
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Up yours, you drunken prick, you.
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the latest report on the Spanish fly hot
dogs.
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Two teenage girls bought and ate the
contaminated wieners near the bus
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then boarded a bus for the suburbs.
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Well, according to informed sources,
they turned the bus into a bordello on
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wheels and performed sexual acts with 24
males on the bus, including the driver.
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And the bus was an hour and 50 minutes
late for its first stop.
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I wonder if it made it to the end of the
line yet.
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This is WFUK, We Fuck Radio.
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When you're hungry and indino, that's
the time to go,
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go, go, for a go, go, wiener, lifetime
treat.
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It's your kind of meat.
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Sally wonders why she is still with Ed
as she munches on a frankfurter. You
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guessed it, it's a go -go wiener.
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All of a sudden, Sally is very glad Ed
is there.
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Sally forgot what it was like for a man
to turn her on until now.
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She went after his cock hungrily.
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It tasted so good and she took it very
deep in her mouth.
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Ed thought he was with another woman.
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As he put his finger inside she had an
instant climax.
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She ground down on his hand for more.
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President Irving Yehuda O 'Reilly of the
Gogo Wiener Company has just released a
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statement. The Gogo Wiener Company
apologizes to the public for any
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inconvenience, or loss of work caused by
the contaminated hot bonds.
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We at the Gogo Wiener Company have
always pledged purity to the public, and
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still do.
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The Spanish fly got into one case of
frankfurters by unknown means, and as
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president... I pledge to pursue this
matter and bring all of the facts to the
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public. Make no mistake about that.
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Fortunately, no ill effects seem to have
occurred because of the hot dogs.
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And besides, what's wrong with a little
sex?
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That was President Irving Yehuda O
'Reilly of the Go -Go Wiener Company on
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We fuck real.
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They bowled on the couch and both of
them remembered what it used to be like
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when they had sex.
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Sally wanted to suck on something while
she fucked. She grabbed the wiener, not
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knowing its magic powers.
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Once again, the go -go wiener had done
its thing.
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Ed came all over Sally, just like he had
always done. Everything was good again
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between the burps.
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Police saved the life of a young woman
today in a very bizarre episode.
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Bertha Boxer bought a Spanish fly
contaminated go -go wiener from a hot
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stand, then rode an elevator to the
observation deck of the Empire State
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Building. She then climbed on top of the
television transmitter and straddled
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it. Engineers at the transmitter felt it
vibrating and looked up, only to
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discover Bertha grinding away.
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A daring rescue team of police and TV
technicians finally got the young woman
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down. One of the rescuers later stated
that they were lucky to get her down
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because the footing was very slippery at
the top of the tower.
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That's what I call a King Kong -sized
dildo. This is WFUK, We Fuck Radio.
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This is Sandy Jones, a college freshman
struggling with the books.
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She's on the way to see her English
teacher, having a go -go wiener as she
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along the street.
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This is Professor Herman Block in his
office, pursuing knowledge as usual.
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He is reading a book with complex
thematic ideas.
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Jones, I suppose you're aware of why I
called you for this small conference.
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I guess it's because I'm not doing too
good in English, huh?
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Too well.
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Too well, Miss Jones.
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No, you're not.
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In fact, you got the lowest average ever
recorded by any student in my English
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composition class.
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The lowest?
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The lowest by far.
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Your midterm examination had the lowest
grade I'd ever given.
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A 12.
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Well, that's better than an 11, right?
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Miss Jones, you are incorrigible.
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One of the exam questions was, what is
the importance of Chaucer? And do you
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know what you said?
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You said Chaucer is what you use to put
your coffee cup on.
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Well, I use one.
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How do you drink yours? Out of a mug?
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Miss Jones, Chaucer is the author of the
Canterbury Tales.
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Well, I never read those.
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Well, you should have. That's the
problem.
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Professor Block decided to take part in
this tutoring session.
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He drew the shades and the room
darkened.
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When the lights came on, his pants were
coming off.
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The go -go wiener made all of the women
hungry for meat.
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Sandy sucked like a vacuum pump.
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As her tongue darted up and down his
erect cock, she drove him wild, almost
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wild as she felt.
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Her mouth moved so quickly he thought
there must be two of them.
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She tweaked his nipples and made them
hard.
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He was really turned on. He wanted more.
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The latest word on the contaminated go
-go wieners comes from the downtown
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athletic club.
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It seems a young woman, Gertrude Flug,
spent the last 17 hours in the men's wet
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steam room at the club.
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This is unusual because there has never
been a woman in the wet steam room
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before. Reports from the club say that a
record number of men used the wet steam
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room in the last 17 hours.
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One club member reports that the wet
steam room was a lot wetter than usual.
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Miss Flug is employed as a taste tester
at the Go -Go Wiener Company.
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That's the latest from WFUK.
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We fuck radio.
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When you're hungry and in the know,
that's the time to go,
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go, go, for a go, go, wiener.
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A lifetime treat is your kind of meat.
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Oh.
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He spurted the hot liquid out in huge
gobs. It got all over her face and she
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loved it.
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The latest word on the Spanish fly
weaners comes from the I .M. Peckerwood
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of the American Foreign Legion. It seems
that the ladies auxiliary of that post
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held a Frankenbean lunch this afternoon
that was open to the public.
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The end result was that 36 women members
barricaded themselves in the post and
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held six World War I veteran
legionnaires, a policeman, 12...
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liquor salesman, a postman, a newspaper
boy, a tuba player, and three
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landscapers hostage for four hours.
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State police finally stormed the post,
only to be delayed for an hour and a
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before coming out with the hostages.
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All are in excellent condition in
Metropolitan Hospital, except for one of
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World War I vets, who refused to emerge
and was heard screaming, Man the
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trenches!
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That's the latest on WFUK, We Fuck
Radio.
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If you're a hitchhiking woman, you can
thumb
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me right with me.
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If you're the hitchhiking woman, you can
thumb me right with
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me.
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I've just had my crackest dream, mama.
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My mother won't give out on me.
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The professor was still hot enough to
fuck Sandy.
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His hard cock probed her in all the
right places.
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I'm driving slow and easy, Mama.
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Don't you feel all right?
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I'm driving slow and easy, darling.
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Don't you feel all right?
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But the way I'm riding you now, baby,
someday I'll make you fourth and five.
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I'm gonna ride you, darling.
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I'm gonna drive you all night long.
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I'm gonna drive you, darling.
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I'm gonna ride you all night long.
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Of course, I know just how to drive,
baby, and I ain't gonna ride.
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I'm going to drive slow and easy, baby,
in our way to make
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it last.
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I'm going to drive slow and easy,
darling, in our way to make
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it last.
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I'm driving slow and easy, mama.
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She pulled him up and swallowed his cock
again. What a good student Sandy was.
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00:51:17,580 --> 00:51:20,180
Josephine the plumber is fixing the
shower.
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A lovely girl, Josephine the plumber.
Very businesslike, very dignified. A
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little vain like most women, but a nice
girl.
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She sees her favorite cleanser on the
sink, not the green stuff, silly.
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Josephine can't resist a can of
cleanser, so she washes the sink.
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She does this whenever she gets the
chance.
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This is Sam the man.
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Josephine is working in his house.
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Josephine comes into the room munching
on her lunch. A go -go wiener.
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There's nothing as welcome as rain.
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When you're alone, there's nothing as
slow as
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passing time.
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When you're a foot lord, there's nothing
as fast as... is a train.
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Presco's a mighty rich city.
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00:53:38,410 --> 00:53:41,910
Now that ain't no lie.
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They have some buildings that reach
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nearly a mile in the sky.
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Everyone's so busy.
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Tell me the reason why
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There's a world full of people
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So damn many people alone
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When
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you're alone Life just don't seem
Certainly.
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searching your mind for the links to the
chain
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when
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you're cold there's nothing as welcome
as sunshine
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when
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you're dry there's nothing
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When you're alone, there's nothing as
slow as
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passing time.
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When you're footnote, there's nothing as
fast as a turn.
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the home of Mrs.
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Constance D. Moffat Wanger.
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It turned out that the coming out party
turned into a coming all over party as
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guests ate hot dogs, cold cuts, and the
debutantes who kissed their maidenhood
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goodbye. Mrs. D. Moffat Wanger called it
a wanton display and blamed radical
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00:56:33,900 --> 00:56:38,660
underground elements for poisoning the
food and the minds of the young girls.
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00:56:39,210 --> 00:56:43,990
Mrs. DeMoffett Wanger was herself seen
entering the boathouse with a 10 -year
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-old altar boy.
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That's the news on WFUK, We Fuck Radio.
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When you're hungry and in the know,
that's the time to go,
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go, go.
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His finger makes her want to climb the
walls or climb on him.
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00:57:43,880 --> 00:57:48,380
Here I sit with my head in my hand.
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Watching the terrain roll by.
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00:57:57,120 --> 00:58:04,020
Of the helping hand mission man warned
me. She started wondering when
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he would finally fuck her.
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Had the go -go wiener been wasted?
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She sure hoped it wasn't because she was
horny.
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When you're dry,
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there's nothing as welcome as rain.
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Finally, he was in the saddle.
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There's nothing as fast as...
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Oh, my God.
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01:00:08,500 --> 01:00:11,320
There's a world full of people.
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There are many.
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01:00:38,600 --> 01:00:42,160
Gotta learn to live with the pain.
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01:00:48,020 --> 01:00:54,300
You've been wrong so long. There's no
one left for
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you.
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01:01:01,540 --> 01:01:06,280
She loved it. It finally happened and
she was getting it on.
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01:01:50,510 --> 01:01:54,970
She was coming like crazy as Sam came.
They really came together.
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01:02:03,610 --> 01:02:10,470
This is Jordan, a fashion designer by
trade. He's
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01:02:10,470 --> 01:02:14,490
waiting for his home cosmetic salesman,
Melissa, to arrive.
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01:02:19,410 --> 01:02:21,070
No, everything's just fine, Melissa.
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01:02:21,290 --> 01:02:23,530
Business is so good with all those
gorgeous chicks around.
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01:02:24,090 --> 01:02:27,850
Ah, what do you mean? What do you care
about those gorgeous chicks for?
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01:02:28,070 --> 01:02:29,070
Well, I'm with them all day.
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01:02:29,710 --> 01:02:32,910
I know, sweetheart, but how about all
night?
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01:02:33,210 --> 01:02:34,210
Cut the shit, bitch.
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01:02:34,250 --> 01:02:35,630
What kind of new stuff do you have?
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01:02:36,390 --> 01:02:39,350
Oh, listen, I got lots and lots of
things.
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01:02:40,390 --> 01:02:43,750
Oh, can I have a bite of your hot dog,
Jordan?
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01:02:44,050 --> 01:02:45,050
Well, I never.
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01:02:45,290 --> 01:02:47,450
Please. Okay, sweetie, go ahead.
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01:02:54,350 --> 01:02:55,269
Mmm, so good.
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01:02:55,270 --> 01:02:58,330
I've been absolutely starving all day.
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01:03:00,010 --> 01:03:01,150
Mmm, okay.
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01:03:01,670 --> 01:03:08,590
Listen, I got a new product. It's called
Masculine Mascara.
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01:03:08,710 --> 01:03:10,570
Oh, shit. Is all the world turning
faggot?
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01:03:10,950 --> 01:03:12,390
Mmm, guess so.
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01:03:14,410 --> 01:03:15,410
Well, how much is it?
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01:03:16,670 --> 01:03:18,790
Five dollars plus tax.
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01:03:19,110 --> 01:03:20,690
Forget it. I'll use the women's stuff
instead.
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01:03:22,530 --> 01:03:23,530
Well...
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01:03:24,270 --> 01:03:26,570
How about some eau de cologne?
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01:03:27,850 --> 01:03:29,230
It's wonderful.
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01:03:30,350 --> 01:03:36,650
And it's called Puta Blanca. Ah, sounds
divine. Let me smell it.
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01:03:47,010 --> 01:03:52,330
Police announced the capture last night
of Bruno Degenerati.
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01:03:52,600 --> 01:03:54,860
a noted sex offender wanted in 11
states.
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01:03:55,280 --> 01:03:59,880
Police caught DeGenerati after making a
routine stop of his car for peeking
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01:03:59,880 --> 01:04:00,880
through a red light.
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01:04:01,120 --> 01:04:05,460
After recognizing the suspect, police
searched his car and found a pound of
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01:04:05,460 --> 01:04:12,200
grass, a bottle of Jack Daniels, a jar
of Vaseline, a miniature camera, a pair
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01:04:12,200 --> 01:04:18,400
of handcuffs, six French ticklers, a
whip, an electric vibrator, a rubber
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01:04:18,640 --> 01:04:22,100
a toothless monkey, and a dozen go -go
wieners.
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01:04:22,570 --> 01:04:27,810
degenerati is being held without bail
this is wfuk we radio
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she
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was on him in a flash she couldn't wait
the wiener had struck again
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01:04:40,150 --> 01:04:47,770
when
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01:04:47,770 --> 01:04:49,110
i went to texas
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01:04:52,140 --> 01:04:55,920
I found a woman and she was real gone.
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01:04:57,540 --> 01:04:59,540
Yes, I know.
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01:05:00,160 --> 01:05:03,100
Yes, I know how to love.
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01:05:03,760 --> 01:05:07,260
Couldn't stand the way she was still,
she said.
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01:05:08,340 --> 01:05:09,680
Yes, she said.
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01:05:12,620 --> 01:05:19,620
I went out one
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01:05:19,620 --> 01:05:20,620
night.
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01:05:21,000 --> 01:05:27,980
Didn't know I'd be framed when I got
down there. Said another man, I know.
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01:05:28,700 --> 01:05:30,340
Yes, I know.
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01:05:30,900 --> 01:05:34,260
Yes, I know I love her.
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01:05:34,480 --> 01:05:36,760
Couldn't stand the way she did.
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01:05:53,930 --> 01:05:54,930
I asked her for a kiss.
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01:05:55,370 --> 01:05:57,010
She said, I ain't got time.
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01:05:57,770 --> 01:06:01,470
Told me to call her and beg for a dime.
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01:06:01,810 --> 01:06:08,570
But I, yes, I, yes, I know I love her.
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01:06:09,030 --> 01:06:12,070
Can't stand the way that she do still
today.
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01:06:25,520 --> 01:06:28,800
She said she wanted to see me before I
go.
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01:06:29,760 --> 01:06:34,640
When I got out there, I said to her, oh,
I know.
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01:06:35,500 --> 01:06:36,920
Yes, I know.
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01:06:37,640 --> 01:06:44,400
Yes, I know I love her. Can't stand the
way she do still, she said.
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01:06:45,460 --> 01:06:46,680
Yes, she should.
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01:07:08,319 --> 01:07:11,980
Calling one day, I was all alone.
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01:07:12,460 --> 01:07:16,540
She told me, before you go home.
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01:07:17,220 --> 01:07:19,800
Oh, yeah.
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01:07:24,540 --> 01:07:31,340
Yeah, I know I love her. Can't stand the
way she feels today.
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01:07:39,790 --> 01:07:42,830
A figurine on Jordan's table gave a
knowing smile.
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01:07:43,170 --> 01:07:44,690
Must be a voyeur.
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01:07:47,630 --> 01:07:50,470
Here's an update in the Go -Go Wiener
case.
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01:07:50,730 --> 01:07:55,430
You will remember that the Frankfurters
in question were contaminated by Spanish
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01:07:55,430 --> 01:08:00,650
fly. Latest reports indicate that
today's baseball game was delayed for 45
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01:08:00,650 --> 01:08:06,270
minutes at City Stadium after Girl Scout
Troop 247 had a hot dog at the game.
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01:08:06,680 --> 01:08:09,760
and invaded the field, then overtook the
visiting team.
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01:08:10,020 --> 01:08:14,800
The umpires cried foul, and the
groundskeepers had to pull up the tarp
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the field dry.
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01:08:15,880 --> 01:08:21,040
Many of the visiting players scored
during the attack, but they were so
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01:08:21,040 --> 01:08:25,979
for the rest of the game that home team
pitcher Dog Breath Custer pitched a no
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01:08:25,979 --> 01:08:31,680
-hitter. That's the latest from WFUK, We
Fuck Radio.
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01:08:59,020 --> 01:09:03,240
He banged away at her and every thrust
made her come. It didn't stop.
478
01:09:03,779 --> 01:09:06,359
Melissa was insane with passion by now.
479
01:12:41,879 --> 01:12:46,300
FDA officials report that the Spanish
fly -contaminated frankfurters of the Go
480
01:12:46,300 --> 01:12:48,420
-Go Wiener Company have all been
recovered.
481
01:12:48,660 --> 01:12:52,260
It appears that there has been no
serious damage caused by them.
482
01:12:52,560 --> 01:12:59,000
The night of the Spanish fly is over. To
Go -Go -Go, for a Go -Go
483
01:12:59,000 --> 01:13:02,780
Wiener, a lifetime treat.
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01:13:03,160 --> 01:13:04,960
It's your kind of meat.
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