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Starring Andy Griffith...
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with Ronny Howard.
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Also starring Don Knotts.
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I believe we've got most of
the details pretty well ironed out.
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Now, all we have to
do is to figure some way
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to interest the outsider in it.
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Yeah, well, I'll...
Oh... yes, you see
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we go to all this trouble
puttin' on Founders Day.
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It certainly seems to
me that we ought to get
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more outsiders
to come and see it.
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But how?
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Yeah, that's a
stickler, all right.
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How do we stir up interest?
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Well, well, I-I had
a thought on that.
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What was that, Andy?
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Well, it-it seems to me
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the way to interest outsiders
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would be to involve a outsider.
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Well, just exactly what
do you mean by that?
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Well, see, we call
Mayberry the Friendly City.
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Suppose we be
friendly to somebody.
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Suppose we take a outsider,
somebody not from Mayberry,
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and make him a guest
of honor for the day.
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We get all the merchants
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to chip in and give something...
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Why, that could be a
really good-sized attraction.
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Get out some publicity on it.
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I bet you that we could draw
people from all over the county.
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From this whole state, maybe.
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What do you think?
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I think that's all right.
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Well, gee, you could give,
uh... a nice, uh, meat...
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And then you'll... uh, yes.
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I think it's a
amazing coincidence.
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Huh?
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That's exactly the
same idea I had.
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Oh, back there where
it was a real stickler?
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A little after that.
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It sounds like a good
idea to me, Andy.
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Yeah, I go along with Art.
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Let's bring it up
to the town council
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and if they go along with it,
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well, we'll get to work on it.
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Only thing, how
are we gonna pick
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this guest of honor?
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Yes, Andy, now,
how do we do that?
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Yeah, how are we gonna do that?
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Well, there's a real
simple way of doing it.
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Suppose we go
out to the city limits
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on the morning of Founders Day
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and we stop the first
car that's being driven
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by somebody not from Mayberry.
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And that'll be our
guest of our honor!
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That's good. That's real good.
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Sound fair enough?
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It's just amazing!
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What?
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That's the same
idea I had again.
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Well, we do think
alike, don't we?
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Well, great minds.
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Do you know, Andy,
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we can really play
this thing up big?
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We can have a great big
banner across the road saying,
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"Welcome to Mayberry."
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We'll have the band there.
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We'll give 'em the old
police escort into town
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with the sirens blastin'.
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Give 'em the works!
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That's amazing!
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Huh?
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That's the same idea I had.
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So I hereby declare you
official temporary deputies
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of the Mayberry police force.
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At ease.
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Uh, that means you
can put your hands down.
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Boys, this is it.
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Now, there's going to be
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a whole lot more folks in
town today than usual...
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It being Founders Day and all...
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So let's just make sure
that everything goes smooth
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and extend the courtesy
of Mayberry to everybody.
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You know, answer
questions, give directions
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and just anything
that folks might want.
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And you better wear your caps
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so that folks will
recognize you.
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Uh...
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Floyd, you and Art
wanna change caps?
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Uh... change back.
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Something wrong?
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Oh, no, no.
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You both look very nice.
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Very nice.
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Uh, well, that's it.
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Uh, Sheriff, I, uh... I
have something to say.
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Now, men, I have
just one thing to say.
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This isn't gonna
be kid's stuff...
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Uh, Barney...?
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Sheriff, if you don't mind.
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Now, there won't be room
for any mistakes out there.
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One mistake is one too many.
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And you'll each be on your own.
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There'll be no mollycoddling.
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That badge means something!
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Don't any of you disgrace it!
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I won't, sir.
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Did you have permission to talk?
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No, sir.
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What's your badge number?
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Three.
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All right, three, watch it!
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Now listen, men,
and listen good.
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There's liable to be
trouble out there today.
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We're liable to
have folks among us
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who are here for more
than just a good time
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if you know what I mean.
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Now, the minute it looks
like there's gonna be trouble,
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we got to nip it,
nip it in the bud!
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You got that?
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Mm-hmm.
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Let's hear it!
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Nip it in the bud!
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Sir, may I ask something?
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Badge number?
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Two.
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All right, two, go head.
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Are we gonna be armed?
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No, I'm afraid not, gentlemen.
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I'm afraid there
won't be any time
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to educate you men in
the proper use of firearms.
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Somebody could get hurt.
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You see, if you're not
familiar with firearms,
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these babies can go off.
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Now...
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Uh... uh, you see what I mean?
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Now, I did that
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just to show you
what could happen.
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That'll be all, men. 10-4.
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Well, uh, that's,
uh... that's all, boys.
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Let's, let's just get
on out to the city line
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and welcome our
guest of honor. Move!
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All right, let's move!
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Hut! Hut!
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Hut! Hut!
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All right, Sheldon,
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this is where we leave you...
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or rather you leave us.
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Now get going and don't ever
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let us catch you in
Pierce County again.
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Aah, what a touching
farewell speech.
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On second thought, get out.
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What for?
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I want to make sure
you leave here clean.
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Come on.
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What's this?
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The Chief's watch!
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Well, he wouldn't
give me the time,
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so I had to take it.
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Get out of here before
I lose my temper.
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I'm going. I'm going.
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Hey, here comes something.
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I sure don't recognize
this car. Come on.
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All right, now, you all
the same way. Same way.
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Now, hold it, hold
it, hold it, fellows.
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Hold it, hold it.
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Howdy.
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What's wrong, Officers?
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I'm... I'm just a stranger
passing through.
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Oh, we know. We know.
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You know what?
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Uh, could I ask your name?
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Well, I...
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You mean, you
don't know who I am?
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Well, 'course not. How could I?
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You never been in
Mayberry before, have you?
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Well, no. I...
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Yes, I... m-m-my name
is Thomas A. Moody
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and I-m, I'm, I'm a
traveling salesman.
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Well, Mr. Thomas A.
Moody, this is your lucky day.
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That's right.
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We cordially invite you
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to be Mayberry's guest
of honor for the day.
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What for?
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Why, to help us
celebrate Founders Day.
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See, it's a annual celebration
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and we'd be honored to
have you celebrate it with us.
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That's right. You get
to go to all the stores
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and you get free
gifts and everything.
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You'd be Mayberry's guest.
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Well, uh... Then you'll accept?
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Well, I would be a
crass bore indeed
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to refuse such kind
and trusting hospitality.
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Good, good, good, good.
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Floyd, have you got the key?
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The key? Oh!
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Thank you. Thank you.
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Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
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Mr. Moody... Thomas A.
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Mr. Thomas A. Moody, I hereby
present you the key to Mayberry.
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Yeah...
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All right, folks.
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All right, all right.
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All right, boys.
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Hold it, boys. Hold it.
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All right, quiet down
now, everybody.
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Folks, I'd like to introduce
to you our guest of honor,
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Mr. Thomas A. Moody.
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All right, qu-quiet, quiet
right... quiet right down.
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Mr. Moody, Mayberry is yours.
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There we are.
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Thank you, Sheriff.
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Members of the committee,
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ladies and gentlemen
of Mayberry,
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it's awfully hard to
know what to say
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on an occasion such as this.
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I'll tell you one thing though:
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It's never happened
to me before.
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When your sheriff just
said that Mayberry is mine,
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you've no idea what
this means to me.
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What can I say?
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I'll take it!
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But I do want to tell you
what a thrill this is for me
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and I want to thank
you, each and every one,
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for making this moment possible.
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But enough of this
talk, let me thank you.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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And now, ladies and gentlemen,
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if you'll excuse me,
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I'll go to my hotel room
and freshen up a bit
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before starting on
that generous journey
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through the bazaars of Mayberry.
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The key.
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All right, folks.
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All right, folks, folks.
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Hold it, hold it.
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Now, as-as you know,
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we're scheduled to meet
in front of Crowley's Market
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at exactly 10:31
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to start the tour of
our merchant stores.
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Now that'll be exactly, uh...
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Uh, what time is it, Floyd?
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Oh, Andy, it's exactly, uh...
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Well, it's, uh...
What time is it?
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I've got, uh...
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Yeah, Yeah. Well, that
checks, that checks...
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Black hair, small
mustache, five foot nine.
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That's him, all right. Huh?
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Is that right?
Every county, huh?
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Uh, no, no, I don't know why
he stopped here in Mayberry,
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but don't you worry.
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We'll send him
packin' in a hurry.
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Right-right, Fred.
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Thank you.
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Barney, what are you
doing here? Where is Davis?
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Davis?
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That's our guest of honor's
real name... Sheldon Davis.
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He's a known thief
and pickpocket.
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He's been kicked
out of every county
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all up and down the
whole eastern seaboard.
263
00:12:24,660 --> 00:12:27,528
Our guest of honor? Oh, no!
264
00:12:27,563 --> 00:12:29,708
I left him under a
hot towel at Floyd's
265
00:12:29,732 --> 00:12:32,077
for his complimentary
shave and haircut.
266
00:12:32,101 --> 00:12:36,037
Well, he can't steal too much
under circumstances like that.
267
00:12:36,072 --> 00:12:37,538
We'll just have to
keep a eye on him.
268
00:12:37,573 --> 00:12:38,873
Andy, this is terrible!
269
00:12:38,908 --> 00:12:40,208
It's the very thing
270
00:12:40,243 --> 00:12:42,054
we've been tryin'
to guard against.
271
00:12:42,078 --> 00:12:43,889
We'll have to run
him out of town.
272
00:12:43,913 --> 00:12:45,947
Yeah, we'll have
to, but we can't.
273
00:12:45,982 --> 00:12:47,148
Well, why not?
274
00:12:47,183 --> 00:12:49,494
Well, we did pick him
for our guest of honor
275
00:12:49,518 --> 00:12:50,863
and he'll have to be that.
276
00:12:50,887 --> 00:12:52,531
We'll, we'll just
have to watch him.
277
00:12:52,555 --> 00:12:54,566
When we see him
try to steal something,
278
00:12:54,590 --> 00:12:55,556
we'll nab him.
279
00:12:55,591 --> 00:12:57,225
Yeah, I guess so.
280
00:12:57,260 --> 00:13:00,694
Andy, I was against this
whole guest of honor business
281
00:13:00,730 --> 00:13:02,330
right from the beginning.
282
00:13:02,365 --> 00:13:05,377
I thought you was thinkin'
the exact same thing
283
00:13:05,401 --> 00:13:06,700
right at the time.
284
00:13:06,736 --> 00:13:10,387
Oh, now you're tryin' to
pass the buck, huh, Andy?
285
00:13:10,423 --> 00:13:13,775
That's pretty
small, pret-ty small.
286
00:13:13,810 --> 00:13:15,643
But I'm willing to
share the blame
287
00:13:15,678 --> 00:13:17,512
if it'll make you
feel any better.
288
00:13:18,715 --> 00:13:21,682
You're all heart, Barn.
289
00:13:21,718 --> 00:13:24,118
Look, Andy, if we let
him stay around here,
290
00:13:24,153 --> 00:13:25,820
he'll steal this town blind.
291
00:13:25,855 --> 00:13:27,032
Not if we watch him.
292
00:13:27,056 --> 00:13:28,200
We'll watch him
293
00:13:28,224 --> 00:13:30,403
till the end of the
day's festivities.
294
00:13:30,427 --> 00:13:32,170
Now, that's six hours from now.
295
00:13:32,194 --> 00:13:33,360
Six hours, huh?
296
00:13:33,396 --> 00:13:35,963
Yeah, I guess we'll
just have to wait it out
297
00:13:35,998 --> 00:13:38,299
and be ready for anything.
298
00:13:38,334 --> 00:13:41,569
Two, hut-two, hut-two,
hut-two, hut-two, hut-two,
299
00:13:41,604 --> 00:13:43,404
hut-two, hut-two, hut-two.
300
00:13:43,440 --> 00:13:45,523
Detail... halt!
301
00:13:45,558 --> 00:13:46,958
Hut-ho.
302
00:13:50,263 --> 00:13:52,196
I just... I'm
checkin' in, Chief.
303
00:13:52,232 --> 00:13:54,315
Everything is
under control, Chief.
304
00:13:54,350 --> 00:13:57,318
There's nothing to worry
about in Mayberry today.
305
00:13:57,353 --> 00:13:58,820
Get them out of here.
306
00:13:58,855 --> 00:14:00,888
All right, out, out, out! Out!
307
00:14:00,924 --> 00:14:02,134
Wait a minute... Come on, out!
308
00:14:02,158 --> 00:14:03,858
Out! Out!
309
00:14:03,893 --> 00:14:06,293
Oh, well, fine! Gee whiz.
310
00:14:07,296 --> 00:14:08,679
Get Floyd back here.
311
00:14:10,032 --> 00:14:11,365
Number three!
312
00:14:12,368 --> 00:14:13,668
Number three reporting, sir.
313
00:14:13,703 --> 00:14:15,013
Chief wants to talk to ya.
314
00:14:15,037 --> 00:14:17,349
Floyd, I thought you was givin'
our guest of honor a shave.
315
00:14:17,373 --> 00:14:18,684
Well, I did, sir.
Well, where is he?
316
00:14:18,708 --> 00:14:20,007
Well, he went to the hotel room.
317
00:14:20,042 --> 00:14:22,482
He said he wanted to freshen
up a bit. Come on, Barney.
318
00:14:25,381 --> 00:14:27,014
You're dismissed, three.
319
00:14:27,049 --> 00:14:29,850
Oh...
320
00:14:34,307 --> 00:14:36,908
I tell you, Madge, I've
stumbled into Shangri-la.
321
00:14:36,943 --> 00:14:38,721
I've had the whole
town to myself.
322
00:14:38,745 --> 00:14:41,045
They've taken me
around to all their stores
323
00:14:41,081 --> 00:14:42,380
showered me with gifts,
324
00:14:42,415 --> 00:14:44,393
and now they're waiting
for me at the public square
325
00:14:44,417 --> 00:14:46,484
to watch the Founders
Day Pageant, and...
326
00:14:46,519 --> 00:14:49,921
but listen, I don't
think I'll show up.
327
00:14:49,956 --> 00:14:50,922
Huh?
328
00:14:50,957 --> 00:14:53,691
Well, I want to revisit
one of their stores.
329
00:14:53,726 --> 00:14:56,294
There's a few more
things I want to pick up.
330
00:14:58,464 --> 00:15:01,832
Ah, it sure is takin' him
a long time to freshen up.
331
00:15:01,868 --> 00:15:04,180
Well, at least in
his own hotel room,
332
00:15:04,204 --> 00:15:05,803
he can't do much damage.
333
00:15:05,838 --> 00:15:07,171
Mm...
334
00:15:09,776 --> 00:15:13,244
You know, Andy, it's a shame
about these fellas that steal.
335
00:15:13,280 --> 00:15:15,813
Yeah, they ought not to do that.
336
00:15:15,848 --> 00:15:18,416
I was readin' an
article about 'em
337
00:15:18,451 --> 00:15:20,451
in one of the police magazines.
338
00:15:20,486 --> 00:15:22,753
"Kleptaminaracks" they call 'em.
339
00:15:24,391 --> 00:15:25,690
What?
340
00:15:25,725 --> 00:15:27,458
Kleptaminaracks.
341
00:15:27,494 --> 00:15:29,443
What's a "kleptaminarack"?
342
00:15:29,478 --> 00:15:32,163
It's a person that steals
'cause he can't help it.
343
00:15:32,198 --> 00:15:34,415
It's a... sickness.
344
00:15:34,451 --> 00:15:37,184
I don't believe
I've ever seen one.
345
00:15:37,220 --> 00:15:38,919
Oh.
346
00:15:38,955 --> 00:15:40,788
Oh.
347
00:15:40,824 --> 00:15:43,558
You know what they
do with them in prisons?
348
00:15:43,593 --> 00:15:45,793
Well, they have a
rehabilitation program,
349
00:15:45,829 --> 00:15:48,229
where they, you
know, talk to them a lot
350
00:15:48,264 --> 00:15:50,197
and they let them read books,
351
00:15:50,233 --> 00:15:52,867
and they have them make
these baskets and things.
352
00:15:52,902 --> 00:15:54,635
Then when they're released,
353
00:15:54,671 --> 00:15:57,137
well, they can
be useful citizens.
354
00:15:57,173 --> 00:15:59,373
Yeah, I... I guess so.
355
00:15:59,408 --> 00:16:01,070
Yeah, it's amazing
what they can do
356
00:16:01,094 --> 00:16:03,478
to straighten these fellas
out just with a little talk.
357
00:16:03,513 --> 00:16:06,763
You know, they just
show 'em right from wrong,
358
00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:08,060
point out the
errors of their ways,
359
00:16:08,084 --> 00:16:11,686
and tell them it's
just wrong to steal.
360
00:16:11,721 --> 00:16:13,604
And them baskets and things,
361
00:16:13,639 --> 00:16:15,072
that cures them, huh?
362
00:16:15,108 --> 00:16:18,225
Yeah, 'cause they're sick.
363
00:16:18,261 --> 00:16:19,288
Oh.
364
00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:20,277
Excuse me, Chief.
365
00:16:20,313 --> 00:16:22,491
Floyd, what are you doin' here?
366
00:16:22,515 --> 00:16:23,481
Well, I heard you say
367
00:16:23,516 --> 00:16:24,860
that you were gonna
come over here.
368
00:16:24,884 --> 00:16:27,051
The reception
committee is at your office
369
00:16:27,086 --> 00:16:29,286
and they want to know
the order of events
370
00:16:29,322 --> 00:16:30,904
for the Founders Day Pageant.
371
00:16:30,940 --> 00:16:32,317
Oh, I better get down there
372
00:16:32,341 --> 00:16:34,753
and see if I can keep
this thing glued together.
373
00:16:34,777 --> 00:16:36,755
Barney, you... All
right, Floyd, dismissed.
374
00:16:36,779 --> 00:16:37,744
Right, Chief. Oh.
375
00:16:37,780 --> 00:16:39,060
All right...
376
00:16:39,949 --> 00:16:41,826
You stay here and
keep a eye on Davis
377
00:16:41,850 --> 00:16:43,628
and don't you let that
bird leave here without you.
378
00:16:43,652 --> 00:16:44,796
I got it. You got it? All right.
379
00:16:44,820 --> 00:16:46,120
Can you handle it?
380
00:16:46,155 --> 00:16:47,799
Oh, Andy... I'm, I'm, I'm sorry.
381
00:16:47,823 --> 00:16:49,234
I'll probably be back
before he comes out.
382
00:16:49,258 --> 00:16:51,258
Take your time. I can handle it.
383
00:16:57,500 --> 00:17:00,334
I believe I'll have
a little talk with him.
384
00:17:00,369 --> 00:17:02,514
The main thing I got to do
is shake these characters.
385
00:17:02,538 --> 00:17:04,683
Then I can make one good
haul before I leave and...
386
00:17:04,707 --> 00:17:06,017
Hang on.
387
00:17:06,041 --> 00:17:07,274
Yes?
388
00:17:07,309 --> 00:17:08,554
Deputy Fife.
389
00:17:08,578 --> 00:17:10,611
Come in, Deputy.
390
00:17:11,848 --> 00:17:13,280
Yes, good-bye, Mama.
391
00:17:13,315 --> 00:17:15,749
Yes, I'll tell you all
about it when I see you.
392
00:17:15,785 --> 00:17:17,485
Good-bye, Mama.
393
00:17:21,958 --> 00:17:23,591
That was Mama.
394
00:17:23,626 --> 00:17:27,160
She's so proud of me being
Mayberry's guest of honor.
395
00:17:27,196 --> 00:17:29,930
Aw, that's just fine.
396
00:17:29,966 --> 00:17:32,549
It's nice when your
mom's proud of ya.
397
00:17:32,585 --> 00:17:34,969
'Course I've known a lot of men
398
00:17:35,004 --> 00:17:36,970
whose moms weren't proud of 'em.
399
00:17:37,006 --> 00:17:39,023
That's because they were rotten.
400
00:17:40,476 --> 00:17:41,870
Yeah, I see a lot of that sort
401
00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:43,010
in my line of work.
402
00:17:43,045 --> 00:17:45,780
It's grim. It's pretty grim.
403
00:17:45,815 --> 00:17:47,114
And it's sad, too...
404
00:17:47,149 --> 00:17:49,750
You know, fellas who've
taken the wrong road
405
00:17:49,786 --> 00:17:52,402
when they could so easily
have just taken the right one.
406
00:17:52,438 --> 00:17:54,750
You know, men who could become
407
00:17:54,774 --> 00:17:58,960
decent, happy citizens
just throwin' their lives away.
408
00:17:58,995 --> 00:18:01,662
Ah, I think it's a shame
when they do that.
409
00:18:01,697 --> 00:18:04,631
Don't you think it's a
shame when they do that?
410
00:18:04,667 --> 00:18:06,083
Hmm?
411
00:18:06,118 --> 00:18:11,338
Oh, shame, yeah...
it's such a shame.
412
00:18:11,374 --> 00:18:13,841
Yeah. I know
why they do it, too.
413
00:18:13,877 --> 00:18:15,142
They're bitter.
414
00:18:15,178 --> 00:18:17,406
You know, they figure
nobody trusts 'em.
415
00:18:17,430 --> 00:18:19,575
It's the old
nobody-trusts-'em complex.
416
00:18:19,599 --> 00:18:21,265
Is that why they do it?
417
00:18:21,301 --> 00:18:22,933
Oh, no doubt about it.
418
00:18:22,968 --> 00:18:26,704
Now, uh, me, I
don't happen to be
419
00:18:26,739 --> 00:18:28,584
one of them people
that don't trust people.
420
00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:30,435
I happen to be
one of them people
421
00:18:30,459 --> 00:18:33,294
that does trust people,
and you know what I find?
422
00:18:33,329 --> 00:18:36,997
I find that when you do trust
people, they trust you back.
423
00:18:37,032 --> 00:18:39,817
Lookee here.
424
00:18:39,853 --> 00:18:41,235
You see these keys?
425
00:18:41,271 --> 00:18:44,955
Now, they're the keys to
every store in Mayberry.
426
00:18:44,991 --> 00:18:46,919
Now, that means that
427
00:18:46,943 --> 00:18:49,343
every storekeeper
in this town trusts me.
428
00:18:51,364 --> 00:18:54,198
Oh... gee.
429
00:18:54,233 --> 00:18:57,034
I think it's nice when
people trust each other.
430
00:18:57,070 --> 00:18:58,402
You do?
431
00:18:58,438 --> 00:19:01,538
Yes. I've always wanted
somebody to have faith in me.
432
00:19:01,574 --> 00:19:02,539
Yeah.
433
00:19:02,575 --> 00:19:04,141
You know, trust me.
434
00:19:04,177 --> 00:19:06,043
I know.
435
00:19:06,079 --> 00:19:10,348
Say, did you ever
notice how these
436
00:19:10,383 --> 00:19:12,350
21-jeweled wristwatches
437
00:19:12,385 --> 00:19:15,152
with the pure
gold bands sorta...
438
00:19:15,188 --> 00:19:17,821
sorta pinch your wrist?
439
00:19:17,857 --> 00:19:21,909
Yeah, they sure
do pinch your wrist.
440
00:19:21,945 --> 00:19:24,039
I think I'll just...
just leave that
441
00:19:24,063 --> 00:19:26,397
right there and kinda...
442
00:19:26,432 --> 00:19:28,343
kinda rub my
wrist a little bit...
443
00:19:28,367 --> 00:19:30,535
Let some air get to it.
444
00:19:32,539 --> 00:19:34,071
Yeah, yeah, I always say,
445
00:19:34,106 --> 00:19:37,675
"If you... if you can't trust
your fellow man, why...
446
00:19:37,710 --> 00:19:39,276
what good are ya?"
447
00:19:40,479 --> 00:19:43,180
This old world'd be a
mighty poor place to live in
448
00:19:43,215 --> 00:19:44,698
if you couldn't...
449
00:19:58,347 --> 00:20:00,514
What do ya know?
450
00:20:00,549 --> 00:20:02,215
I got to him.
451
00:20:08,423 --> 00:20:09,574
Okay, okay.
452
00:20:09,609 --> 00:20:12,476
Now listen, wh-when we
sing the Mayberry song,
453
00:20:12,511 --> 00:20:14,078
let's be sure and
get the words right.
454
00:20:14,113 --> 00:20:16,614
That's, "Mayberry'll shine
tonight, Mayberry'll shine.
455
00:20:16,649 --> 00:20:18,649
"When the moon comes
up, and the sun goes down
456
00:20:18,685 --> 00:20:19,817
Mayberry'll shine."
457
00:20:19,852 --> 00:20:21,218
You got that? Okay, fine.
458
00:20:21,253 --> 00:20:22,853
Better get out copies on it.
459
00:20:26,192 --> 00:20:27,157
Barney.
460
00:20:27,193 --> 00:20:28,158
Oh, Barn, hi.
461
00:20:28,194 --> 00:20:29,159
Hi, boys.
462
00:20:29,195 --> 00:20:30,160
Barney, what are you doin' here?
463
00:20:30,196 --> 00:20:31,996
Where's uh, uh...?
You mean, uh...?
464
00:20:32,031 --> 00:20:32,997
Yeah. Where is he?
465
00:20:33,032 --> 00:20:33,998
Oh, he's gone.
466
00:20:34,033 --> 00:20:35,499
He's gone?!
467
00:20:35,534 --> 00:20:38,535
Uh, uh, all right,
boys, out, out, out, out.
468
00:20:38,571 --> 00:20:40,037
Go out and march around town.
469
00:20:40,073 --> 00:20:42,084
Then patrol, then check
and see how the town is.
470
00:20:42,108 --> 00:20:43,251
Go ahead. Okay.
471
00:20:43,275 --> 00:20:44,575
Where's Davis?
472
00:20:44,611 --> 00:20:47,745
Oh, I wouldn't worry too
much about Davis if I were you.
473
00:20:47,780 --> 00:20:49,513
I had a little talk with him.
474
00:20:49,548 --> 00:20:50,893
You had a talk with him?
475
00:20:50,917 --> 00:20:52,617
Right, about truth and honesty,
476
00:20:52,652 --> 00:20:54,485
and then I took
off my wristwatch,
477
00:20:54,520 --> 00:20:56,264
and I put it on the
table right in front of him,
478
00:20:56,288 --> 00:20:58,522
then I turned my
back... Lookee there.
479
00:21:00,059 --> 00:21:03,694
I 'spect he's down the
town square waitin' for us.
480
00:21:03,730 --> 00:21:05,096
Where's your keys?
481
00:21:05,131 --> 00:21:06,097
Hmm?
482
00:21:06,132 --> 00:21:08,372
Your keys! Where's your keys?
483
00:21:08,400 --> 00:21:11,802
Oh, my gosh... Come on.
484
00:21:11,838 --> 00:21:14,672
Everything is okay in Mayberry.
485
00:21:14,707 --> 00:21:15,873
Get out...!
486
00:22:34,687 --> 00:22:37,822
"Oh, what a tangled web we weave
487
00:22:37,857 --> 00:22:41,892
when first we
practice to deceive."
488
00:22:59,178 --> 00:23:00,811
Come on, let's move.
489
00:23:00,847 --> 00:23:01,812
Right through here.
490
00:23:01,848 --> 00:23:03,381
Come on. Come on.
491
00:23:04,384 --> 00:23:06,049
Get in there, buster!
492
00:23:10,022 --> 00:23:12,857
Who do you think you're
dealing with, a bunch of hicks?
493
00:23:12,892 --> 00:23:15,526
You might be able to get away
with that stuff in the big city,
494
00:23:15,561 --> 00:23:17,205
but you gotta get up
pretty early in the morning
495
00:23:17,229 --> 00:23:20,063
to get away with it
in Mayberry, buddy.
496
00:23:23,235 --> 00:23:25,530
Well, it looks like
our guest of honor
497
00:23:25,554 --> 00:23:27,666
is gonna spend more time
with us than we thought.
498
00:23:27,690 --> 00:23:28,690
Yeah.
499
00:23:30,626 --> 00:23:31,926
Holy cow.
500
00:23:31,961 --> 00:23:32,893
Would you look at that?
501
00:23:32,928 --> 00:23:35,173
He's picked every
pocket in Mayberry.
502
00:23:35,197 --> 00:23:38,598
We got to get this stuff
back to the folks it belongs to.
503
00:23:38,634 --> 00:23:40,935
Yeah. Well, his picking
days are over for a while.
504
00:23:40,970 --> 00:23:42,269
Yeah.
505
00:23:42,305 --> 00:23:43,904
Where's your badge?
506
00:23:43,940 --> 00:23:44,905
Huh?
507
00:23:44,941 --> 00:23:46,440
Your badge, where is it?
508
00:23:49,078 --> 00:23:51,045
All right, smart aleck!
509
00:23:51,080 --> 00:23:52,046
Hand that badge over
510
00:23:52,081 --> 00:23:54,014
and don't go trying any
more of that around here!
511
00:23:54,050 --> 00:23:55,682
I knew you took it
off me all the time!
512
00:23:55,718 --> 00:23:57,117
So don't think you're so smart!
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