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Starring Andy Griffith...
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with Ronny Howard.
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Also starring Don Knotts.
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♪ 'Nita ♪
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♪ Juanita ♪
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♪ 'Nita ♪
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♪ Juanita ♪
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Uh... hey... hey, Barn?
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Huh?
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Are they the new wanted
flyers that come in from Raleigh?
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Yeah.
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Uh... Barn?
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Huh?
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Anything interesting in 'em?
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Like maybe a suspect
we might find in the area?
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No.
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♪ 'Nita... ♪
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Lunch everybody!
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Oh, hi, Aunt Bee.
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Hi, boys.
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Oh, I hope it's good.
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Oh, it'll be fine.
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I'll get washed up.
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Okay.
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Aunt Bee, Barney's
been singing again.
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I don't know how he does it,
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but he's got a
knack of hittin' a note
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just enough off to
make your skin crawl.
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Oh, Andy, everybody can't sing.
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You've got to be
tolerant of him.
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♪ 'Nita, Juanita... ♪
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Have a sandwich, Barney.
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Yeah, fill up your
mouth there, Barn.
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Eat slow.
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Eat a whole lot
and eat real slow.
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All right.
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Well, howdy, John.
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Hello, John.
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Hello, Bee.
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Well, what's the trouble?
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Andy, I've got to talk to you.
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Well, won't you have a sandwich?
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No. No, thank you.
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Andy, we've got a big
problem with the choir.
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We have?
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Ralph Pritchard is dropping out.
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No, he's not. Oh, no.
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Yes. Yes, he is. Yes, sir.
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With his new job of his,
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he's on the road two
weeks out of three
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so he just has to step out.
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Well, I declare,
what in the world
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are we going to do
about a first tenor?
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I just don't know, Andy.
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I'm at my wits' end.
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What about Fred Mason?
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Works nights, can't
ever make practice...
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And with that concert coming up,
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we need plenty of practice.
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We sure do that. We sure...
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Hey, how about Rick Jackson?
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Maybe he's a tenor now that he's
had his tonsils and adenoids...?
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No. No?
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He's got that foghorn voice
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even with all his
passages cleared out.
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Ordinarily, it
wouldn't be so bad.
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I mean, we could get by,
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but you know, the judges of
the state contest will be there.
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That's right.
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Yes, they will.
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And if we don't make a
good showing for them,
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we won't even be considered
for the finals at Roanoke.
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After us working
so hard all year?
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Yeah, it's tough, all right.
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As my old voice
teacher used to say,
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"A choir without its tenor
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is like a star
without its glimmer."
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You know who used to say that?
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My old voice teacher.
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That's the teacher I
had when I studied voice.
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Barney, you have
a trained voice?
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I didn't know you
studied singing.
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Oh, well, just a little.
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Uh, John...
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Andy, this could
solve everything for us!
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Barney, wh-what
part did you sing?
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Oh, first tenor.
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Oh, tenor. John...
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Well, Barney, how about
you joining the choir?
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Me?
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Sure!
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With all your training,
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you're just what
we've been looking for.
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Well, gosh... gee...
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golly Ned, I never
gave that much thought.
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Did you, Andy?
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No, I sure never did.
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You need a tenor, huh?
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Oh, with that concert coming up
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in less than two
weeks, we're desperate.
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Oh, well... I
guess I wouldn't be
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a very civic-minded
citizen if I refused, would I?
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You can count on old Barn, John.
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I'll step in and help you out.
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When's practice?
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Practice is tonight
at the town hall.
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And you can come
along with Andy.
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Right, Sheriff?
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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I'll bring him.
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Barney, that's just wonderful.
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Isn't that just wonderful, Bee?
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Yes.
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Barney, speaking for the
whole choir, welcome aboard.
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Well, thank you, John.
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Wait till Thelma
Lou hears about this.
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She'll be thrilled.
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Barney's going
to be in the choir?
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My Barney?
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That's right.
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But Barney can't sing.
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I know.
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He's a warm, wonderful person
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and I love him dearly,
but he can't sing.
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That's true.
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He's kind, considerate,
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good-hearted, the
most gentle person
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I've ever known,
but he can't sing.
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You're right. He's the
man I want to marry,
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the man I want to be
the father of my children...
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But he can't sing.
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Not a lick.
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Well, I'm afraid he's gonna sing
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and there's nothing
we can do about it.
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John Masters already
welcomed him aboard.
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What's going to happen
at choir practice tonight?
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Well, I expect everybody
will find out Barney can't sing.
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Not a lick.
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Please turn to Number
14A for our first selection.
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Ready?
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Hazel?
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♪ Welcome, sweet springtime ♪
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♪ We greet thee in song... ♪
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Oh, oh... shh.
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Folks, I think I detected
a little flat note there.
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Well, perhaps I'm mistaken.
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But let's just try
it again, shall we?
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Hazel... ♪ Welcome,
sweet springtime ♪
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♪ We greet thee in song... ♪
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No, no, no, no.
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Shh. Folks,
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I definitely heard it this time.
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Someone is definitely
singing off-key.
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Now, let's just
watch it, shall we?
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Hazel... Excuse me. Excuse me.
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What?
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Maybe I can help you out.
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I'll sort of move around,
see if I can spot who it is.
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Very good, Barney.
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Hazel... Welcome,
sweet springtime ♪
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♪ We greet thee in song ♪
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♪ Murmurs of gladness ♪
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♪ Fall on the ear ♪
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♪ Voices long hushed
now their full notes prolong ♪
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♪ Echoing far and near... ♪
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I think you cut out
a little too soon.
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I didn't have a chance
to spot who it was.
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Keep it going.
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You sure he didn't follow you?
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Oh, no.
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After he took me home,
I waited till he drove off
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and then just to make sure,
I slipped out the back way.
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Good.
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Well, Thelma Lou,
I guess you know
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why I called this
emergency meeting.
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I'm going to tell Barney
Fife to get out of the choir.
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Now, John, you
can't kick him out
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the very day you
asked him to join.
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I've got to, Andy,
or he'll ruin the choir.
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Well, there's bound
to be another way.
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Uh, Thelma Lou,
you're his girl...
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Oh, no, I-I couldn't.
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Aunt Bee, he likes you.
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Well, why me?
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Andy, you're his friend.
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Oh, no. No, no, no, no.
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Then I'll tell him.
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No. You can't do that, John.
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Well, what do you suggest?
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Maybe he'll fall down
and break his mouth.
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Hi, John.
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Hi. Come on in.
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Hi. How are you?
Hello, everybody.
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Hi, gang.
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Boy, you sure did
wait till the last minute
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to change the meeting
place. How come?
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Well, we figured we had to
have one practice without Barney,
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so's we get an idea
of where we're going.
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The poor boy.
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He'll be expecting us
all over at town hall.
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That's the truth.
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Well, I had to do something.
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Do you realize that concert
is a week from tonight
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and we haven't sung one
number through on key?
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Well, of course, there's
always the alternative.
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I could tell him to his face.
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No... Oh, no.
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Don't do that. We'll do it.
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Then let's begin, shall we?
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How y'all feeling?
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Bee... Thelma Lou... Andy...
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Thank you, thank you, thank you.
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All right now.
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Now, everybody...
14A, from the beginning.
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Everybody ready?
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Now a nice group,
please... nice group.
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Ready?
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Hazel... One, two, one, two...
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♪ Welcome, sweet springtime ♪
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♪ We greet thee in song ♪
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♪ Murmurs of gladness
fall on the ear ♪
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♪ Voices long hushed ♪
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♪ Now their full
notes prolong... ♪
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Hi, John.
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Hi, everybody.
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Oh, hi, Barn. Hi, Barney.
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Gee, you changed
the meetin' place, huh?
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Golly, it's a lucky thing
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I turned down Elm Street
and heard the singing.
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You know, next time you
change the meeting place,
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you ought to let a fella know.
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Who's the phone committee?
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Oh, uh, didn't
anybody call you, Barn?
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No, they didn't.
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I'm sorry, Barney.
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I don't know how that
oversight came about.
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Well, no harm done.
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All's well that ends well.
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Here I am.
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Let's get started.
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Oh, good old 14A.
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♪ Me-me-me-me ♪
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Me-me-me-me, aaah... ♪
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Okay.
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Hazel... ♪ Welcome,
sweet springtime ♪
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♪ We greet thee in song ♪
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♪ Murmurs of gladness... ♪
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I'm sorry, Andy, but
my mind is made up.
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This cannot go on.
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The concert is
day after tomorrow
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and I will not have it ruined
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by that caterwauling tenor.
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Well?
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What's it to be?
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You or me?
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All right, John, if
it's got to be done
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I guess it's our place to do it.
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Thelma Lou, you and Barney
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come on over to
the house tonight
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and together we'll try
to think of some way
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to keep him from showing up
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at that concert.
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Well, all right, but how?
264
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Well, after supper,
we'll, we'll take him in
265
00:11:00,861 --> 00:11:02,894
and set him down,
and talk to him...
266
00:11:02,963 --> 00:11:05,864
Reason with him,
explain it all to him...
267
00:11:05,932 --> 00:11:09,633
Then we'll tie him up
and put him in the closet.
268
00:11:14,724 --> 00:11:17,325
Yeah, that was really,
really, good to eat.
269
00:11:17,393 --> 00:11:18,526
Yeah, good to eat.
270
00:11:18,595 --> 00:11:21,830
I'll have some
more of that coffee.
271
00:11:26,636 --> 00:11:29,203
Uh, hey, Barn?
272
00:11:29,272 --> 00:11:30,272
Huh?
273
00:11:30,306 --> 00:11:32,874
There's, uh... there's something
274
00:11:32,943 --> 00:11:34,320
we've been wanting
to talk with you about.
275
00:11:34,344 --> 00:11:38,580
Something we've been
thinking about... about the choir.
276
00:11:38,648 --> 00:11:40,860
And I bet I know
just what it is.
277
00:11:40,884 --> 00:11:43,317
The way we been
singing good old 14A
278
00:11:43,386 --> 00:11:44,997
leaves a lot to be desired.
279
00:11:45,021 --> 00:11:46,298
Listen, while we're all here
280
00:11:46,322 --> 00:11:47,800
why don't we just get
in a little extra practice?
281
00:11:47,824 --> 00:11:49,357
Well, that's...
282
00:11:49,425 --> 00:11:51,070
Well, it wouldn't
hurt none, you know?
283
00:11:51,094 --> 00:11:52,438
I mean, no matter
how good we are,
284
00:11:52,462 --> 00:11:53,739
there's always room
for improvement.
285
00:11:53,763 --> 00:11:54,803
None of us is perfect.
286
00:11:54,831 --> 00:11:55,897
Come on, Thelma Lou.
287
00:11:55,966 --> 00:11:57,699
You can tickle the old ivories.
288
00:11:57,767 --> 00:11:58,949
Come on.
289
00:11:59,018 --> 00:12:00,335
Set right down there now.
290
00:12:00,403 --> 00:12:03,738
One thing about singing, you
never get too much practice.
291
00:12:03,806 --> 00:12:06,173
That's what my voice
teacher used to say.
292
00:12:06,242 --> 00:12:08,142
Here it is. All right.
Come on. Come on.
293
00:12:08,211 --> 00:12:10,378
Come on. That's
the place, I believe.
294
00:12:10,447 --> 00:12:11,447
All right.
295
00:12:11,481 --> 00:12:14,048
Okay. ♪ Me... me... me. ♪
296
00:12:14,116 --> 00:12:15,483
Okay, everybody ready?
297
00:12:15,552 --> 00:12:17,752
All right.
298
00:12:17,821 --> 00:12:24,925
♪ Welcome, sweet springtime,
we greet thee in song ♪
299
00:12:24,994 --> 00:12:26,260
Somebody sounds terrible.
300
00:12:26,329 --> 00:12:32,633
♪ Murmurs of gladness
fall on the ear ♪
301
00:12:32,702 --> 00:12:34,201
Barney...!
302
00:12:34,270 --> 00:12:39,674
♪ Voices long hushed
now their full notes prolong ♪
303
00:12:39,743 --> 00:12:41,954
Hey, hey, hold
it, hold it, hold it.
304
00:12:41,978 --> 00:12:43,155
Did somebody hit a sour note?
305
00:12:43,179 --> 00:12:44,690
Worse than that.
Open up your mouth.
306
00:12:44,714 --> 00:12:45,779
Huh?
307
00:12:45,849 --> 00:12:48,216
Open your mouth. I
want to see something.
308
00:12:48,284 --> 00:12:53,087
Ah... Ah... Ah... Ah... Oh-oh.
309
00:12:53,156 --> 00:12:54,088
Oh-oh?
310
00:12:54,157 --> 00:12:55,317
Aunt Bee, Aunt Bee,
311
00:12:55,341 --> 00:12:57,653
you and Thelma Lou
look, see if you see it.
312
00:12:57,677 --> 00:12:58,609
Open up. Ah.
313
00:12:58,678 --> 00:12:59,610
Oh, it's all red!
314
00:12:59,679 --> 00:13:00,611
Ain't it?
315
00:13:00,680 --> 00:13:01,746
It's red as can be.
316
00:13:01,815 --> 00:13:02,747
It is?
317
00:13:02,816 --> 00:13:03,992
Yes. And swelled up.
318
00:13:04,016 --> 00:13:05,895
Oh, there's a lump
in there that big.
319
00:13:05,919 --> 00:13:07,530
Well, Andy, I don't feel sick.
320
00:13:07,554 --> 00:13:08,554
I mean, not very.
321
00:13:08,588 --> 00:13:10,054
It's likely it just started.
322
00:13:10,122 --> 00:13:11,467
You'll be feeling
it in a few hours.
323
00:13:11,491 --> 00:13:12,668
I think you better get to bed.
324
00:13:12,692 --> 00:13:13,624
Get to bed?!
325
00:13:13,693 --> 00:13:14,859
For how long?
326
00:13:14,928 --> 00:13:16,839
I mean there's the
concert and everything!
327
00:13:16,863 --> 00:13:18,040
Oh, well, you'll have
to forget about that.
328
00:13:18,064 --> 00:13:19,263
Huh? Forget about it?
329
00:13:19,332 --> 00:13:20,397
Not be in it?
330
00:13:20,467 --> 00:13:21,977
Leave you without a first tenor?
331
00:13:22,001 --> 00:13:24,669
Well, it'll be a
blow to the group.
332
00:13:24,737 --> 00:13:27,672
Blow to the group, there's
no doubt about that but,
333
00:13:27,740 --> 00:13:29,206
well, it can't be helped.
334
00:13:29,275 --> 00:13:31,153
But, Andy, I think
I can make it.
335
00:13:31,177 --> 00:13:33,121
Barney, you have
to think of the others.
336
00:13:33,145 --> 00:13:34,523
I mean, their health.
337
00:13:34,547 --> 00:13:35,891
Their health. You have
to think of their health.
338
00:13:35,915 --> 00:13:37,125
Even if you could make it
339
00:13:37,149 --> 00:13:39,061
you wouldn't want
to spread your germs
340
00:13:39,085 --> 00:13:39,851
all over everybody
else, would you?
341
00:13:39,919 --> 00:13:41,051
No, I wouldn't but...
342
00:13:41,120 --> 00:13:42,130
Come on, honey,
I'll take you home.
343
00:13:42,154 --> 00:13:43,621
Now go along with her, Barney.
344
00:13:43,690 --> 00:13:45,556
And don't you think
about the concert.
345
00:13:45,625 --> 00:13:47,124
You just think
about getting well.
346
00:13:47,193 --> 00:13:48,637
That's right. Yeah, but to be
this close and then not make it.
347
00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:50,661
Rest, Ba... rest,
Barney, rest, Barney.
348
00:13:59,238 --> 00:14:02,540
Who could that be at this hour?
349
00:14:02,609 --> 00:14:03,674
I don't know.
350
00:14:03,743 --> 00:14:06,377
I reckon I better see, hadn't I?
351
00:14:10,182 --> 00:14:11,849
Barney, what are you doing here?
352
00:14:11,918 --> 00:14:13,195
Andy, I got great news!
353
00:14:13,219 --> 00:14:14,897
My throat ain't sore after all.
354
00:14:14,921 --> 00:14:16,220
How'd you find out?
355
00:14:16,288 --> 00:14:18,133
He insisted on
stopping by Doc Kravits.
356
00:14:18,157 --> 00:14:19,234
Well, sure. This is important.
357
00:14:19,258 --> 00:14:21,269
I didn't want to let
the group down.
358
00:14:21,293 --> 00:14:22,537
I figured maybe he could give me
359
00:14:22,561 --> 00:14:23,906
one of them miracle
drugs or something.
360
00:14:23,930 --> 00:14:25,207
You know what the miracle was?
361
00:14:25,231 --> 00:14:26,842
There ain't nothing
wrong with my throat.
362
00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:28,710
My throat's no different
than anybody else's.
363
00:14:28,734 --> 00:14:31,180
That's what the doc said.
364
00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:32,569
Good old doc.
365
00:14:32,638 --> 00:14:34,149
You know that lump you seen?
366
00:14:34,173 --> 00:14:35,317
That's the uvula.
367
00:14:35,341 --> 00:14:36,518
Everybody's got one.
368
00:14:36,542 --> 00:14:37,686
Did you know you
had a uvula, Andy?
369
00:14:37,710 --> 00:14:40,055
Open your month.
Come on, open it.
370
00:14:40,079 --> 00:14:41,590
There. See it? There's
the good old uvula.
371
00:14:41,614 --> 00:14:42,725
You got a uvula.
372
00:14:42,749 --> 00:14:44,193
They got a uvula. I got a uvula.
373
00:14:44,217 --> 00:14:46,028
All God's children got a uvula.
374
00:14:46,052 --> 00:14:48,152
Hallelujah.
375
00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:53,191
It's just incredible
376
00:14:53,259 --> 00:14:55,760
how a man can sing so
flat and talk so normal.
377
00:14:55,829 --> 00:14:56,906
Yup.
378
00:14:56,930 --> 00:14:58,662
Kind of a shame
379
00:14:58,732 --> 00:15:00,642
Barney can't just talk his part.
380
00:15:00,666 --> 00:15:01,999
Yeah.
381
00:15:03,469 --> 00:15:04,401
Hi, everybody.
382
00:15:04,470 --> 00:15:06,537
Gee, I'm sorry I'm late.
383
00:15:06,606 --> 00:15:08,084
Hope I didn't hold you up.
384
00:15:08,108 --> 00:15:09,173
Why, no, Barn.
385
00:15:09,242 --> 00:15:11,042
Matter of fact, we
was just discussing
386
00:15:11,077 --> 00:15:13,010
a new idea that involves you.
387
00:15:13,079 --> 00:15:14,523
Oh, yeah? Something
to do with the group?
388
00:15:14,547 --> 00:15:17,048
You better know it has.
389
00:15:17,117 --> 00:15:19,083
Uh, we're going to
make you soloist.
390
00:15:19,152 --> 00:15:20,751
Right, John? What?!
391
00:15:20,820 --> 00:15:22,053
Soloist? Yeah.
392
00:15:22,122 --> 00:15:23,054
Soloist? Me?
393
00:15:23,123 --> 00:15:24,166
Yeah, and you're going to have
394
00:15:24,190 --> 00:15:26,391
your own microphone
and everything!
395
00:15:26,459 --> 00:15:27,536
I am? Oh, yeah.
396
00:15:27,560 --> 00:15:28,560
We have to keep you
397
00:15:28,594 --> 00:15:30,594
way separate from the group.
398
00:15:30,663 --> 00:15:31,595
You do?
399
00:15:31,664 --> 00:15:32,730
Yeah. That's so
400
00:15:32,799 --> 00:15:35,599
your recitations will stand out.
401
00:15:35,668 --> 00:15:38,036
My, uh... recitations?
402
00:15:38,104 --> 00:15:40,104
Yeah. There's going to
be one in every number.
403
00:15:40,173 --> 00:15:41,940
And you're going to do 'em.
404
00:15:42,008 --> 00:15:44,086
You mean I don't get to sing?
405
00:15:44,110 --> 00:15:45,221
I just talk?
406
00:15:45,245 --> 00:15:47,045
Oh, it will be so effective.
407
00:15:47,113 --> 00:15:48,146
Won't it?
408
00:15:49,215 --> 00:15:50,848
Effective!
409
00:15:50,917 --> 00:15:52,616
Right in the middle
of all this singing
410
00:15:52,685 --> 00:15:54,852
will come your dramatic voice...
411
00:15:54,921 --> 00:15:55,921
speaking your part.
412
00:15:55,989 --> 00:15:57,021
Won't that be effective?
413
00:15:59,125 --> 00:16:00,869
Well, if you're all agreed
414
00:16:00,893 --> 00:16:02,171
I guess the least I can do
415
00:16:02,195 --> 00:16:03,239
is give her a try.
416
00:16:03,263 --> 00:16:04,928
Oh, good, good.
417
00:16:04,997 --> 00:16:07,765
You stand over here
kind of by yourself
418
00:16:07,833 --> 00:16:09,800
and we'll do 14A.
419
00:16:09,869 --> 00:16:11,580
And when we get
to the second verse,
420
00:16:11,604 --> 00:16:13,271
you talk it, right?
421
00:16:13,339 --> 00:16:14,738
Okay, good old 14A?
422
00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:16,585
Let's start at "voices
long hushed," okay?
423
00:16:16,609 --> 00:16:17,675
All right, Andy.
424
00:16:17,743 --> 00:16:18,676
Now, talk.
425
00:16:18,744 --> 00:16:19,777
Hazel.
426
00:16:21,481 --> 00:16:27,685
♪ Voices long hushed
now their full notes prolong ♪
427
00:16:27,753 --> 00:16:33,824
♪ Echoing far and near ♪
428
00:16:35,828 --> 00:16:40,565
"Balmy and life-breathing
breezes are blowing.
429
00:16:40,633 --> 00:16:46,204
Swiftly to nature,
new vigor bestowing."
430
00:16:46,272 --> 00:16:48,573
♪ Oh, how my heart ♪
431
00:16:48,641 --> 00:16:52,076
♪ Beats with rapture anew ♪
432
00:16:52,144 --> 00:16:53,277
Hold it!
433
00:16:53,346 --> 00:16:55,023
You're supposed to be talking.
434
00:16:55,047 --> 00:16:56,280
Oh, it's no use, Andy.
435
00:16:56,349 --> 00:16:58,115
Can you tell a bird to talk?
436
00:16:58,184 --> 00:16:59,283
Can you tell a bird
437
00:16:59,352 --> 00:17:00,884
to just go chirp, chirp, chirp?
438
00:17:00,953 --> 00:17:02,019
No, Andy, I'm like a bird.
439
00:17:02,088 --> 00:17:03,153
I was born to sing.
440
00:17:03,223 --> 00:17:04,888
Barney, Barney, Barney.
441
00:17:04,957 --> 00:17:06,023
If you'll excuse me,
442
00:17:06,092 --> 00:17:07,958
I got some throat
spray out in the car.
443
00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:09,137
If I'm going to be doing solos,
444
00:17:09,161 --> 00:17:11,212
I better give myself
a couple of squirts.
445
00:17:13,632 --> 00:17:14,844
You still want to
go through with it?
446
00:17:14,868 --> 00:17:17,401
Let him sing solo?
447
00:17:17,470 --> 00:17:19,436
No, Andy, no. I just...
448
00:17:19,505 --> 00:17:21,272
Wait a minute. Wait,
wait a minute, John.
449
00:17:21,341 --> 00:17:22,273
It'll work.
450
00:17:22,342 --> 00:17:23,674
It come to me yesterday
451
00:17:23,743 --> 00:17:25,877
when I saw Barney listening
to a phonograph record.
452
00:17:25,945 --> 00:17:26,978
Now, listen.
453
00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:29,113
Barney'll do the
solos, all right.
454
00:17:29,182 --> 00:17:30,814
But it won't be with his voice.
455
00:17:30,883 --> 00:17:32,983
You see, Barney,
he'll be on stage
456
00:17:33,053 --> 00:17:34,919
singing into a dead microphone.
457
00:17:34,987 --> 00:17:37,922
The live microphone
will be backstage
458
00:17:37,990 --> 00:17:39,890
with Glen Cripe singing into it.
459
00:17:39,959 --> 00:17:41,037
It's as simple as that.
460
00:17:41,061 --> 00:17:42,505
But Glen Cripe is not a tenor.
461
00:17:42,529 --> 00:17:44,378
It'll work. It'll work, John.
462
00:17:44,447 --> 00:17:47,864
But how are you going
to keep Barney quiet?
463
00:17:47,933 --> 00:17:49,445
I mean, even though
his microphone is dead
464
00:17:49,469 --> 00:17:50,845
people can still hear him.
465
00:17:50,869 --> 00:17:52,181
I already got that worked out.
466
00:17:52,205 --> 00:17:55,440
Just leave it to
me and don't worry.
467
00:17:56,376 --> 00:17:59,110
This here is a solo microphone.
468
00:17:59,179 --> 00:18:01,379
Very, very, sensitive.
469
00:18:01,448 --> 00:18:05,082
This thing will amplify
your voice a thousand times.
470
00:18:05,151 --> 00:18:06,262
Really strong, huh?
471
00:18:06,286 --> 00:18:07,918
Strong?
472
00:18:07,987 --> 00:18:09,387
You blast away at this thing
473
00:18:09,455 --> 00:18:11,221
and you'll bust every ear drum
474
00:18:11,291 --> 00:18:12,923
in the auditorium.
475
00:18:12,992 --> 00:18:14,136
What do I do?
476
00:18:14,160 --> 00:18:16,527
You have to sing
real low, real low.
477
00:18:16,596 --> 00:18:17,762
Now try it.
478
00:18:17,830 --> 00:18:19,096
Okay.
479
00:18:20,232 --> 00:18:22,166
♪ Balmy and life... ♪
480
00:18:22,234 --> 00:18:23,901
Hold it. Hold it. Hold it.
481
00:18:23,969 --> 00:18:27,204
Too loud. Low.
482
00:18:27,273 --> 00:18:29,307
♪ Balmy and life... ♪
483
00:18:29,375 --> 00:18:31,642
That's still too loud, Barney.
484
00:18:31,711 --> 00:18:35,279
When I mean low,
I mean real low.
485
00:18:35,348 --> 00:18:37,381
It don't take much to be heard.
486
00:18:37,450 --> 00:18:38,382
Try it again.
487
00:18:38,451 --> 00:18:39,883
Try it again, okay.
488
00:18:39,952 --> 00:18:45,856
♪ Balmy and life-breathing
breezes are blowing ♪
489
00:18:45,925 --> 00:18:47,202
Was that all right?
490
00:18:47,226 --> 00:18:48,437
No, that's still
too loud, Barney.
491
00:18:48,461 --> 00:18:50,260
Still way yonder too loud.
492
00:18:50,330 --> 00:18:51,462
Believe me, now,
493
00:18:51,531 --> 00:18:53,964
tomorrow night, when
this microphone's hot
494
00:18:54,033 --> 00:18:55,766
and the amplifiers
are amplifying
495
00:18:55,835 --> 00:18:57,668
and the acoustics and all...
496
00:18:57,737 --> 00:18:58,936
Why, I tell you what.
497
00:18:59,004 --> 00:19:01,138
You just keep singing
softer and softer
498
00:19:01,207 --> 00:19:02,840
and when you got it about right,
499
00:19:02,908 --> 00:19:03,908
I'll tell you.
500
00:19:03,976 --> 00:19:05,543
Okay.
501
00:19:05,611 --> 00:19:09,913
♪ Balmy and life bre... ♪
502
00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:13,451
♪ Balmy and life... ♪
503
00:19:13,519 --> 00:19:16,754
♪ Balmy and... ♪
504
00:19:16,823 --> 00:19:19,189
♪ Balmy and... ♪
505
00:19:20,860 --> 00:19:21,992
That's it!
506
00:19:22,061 --> 00:19:25,062
That's it! That's
it! You got it!
507
00:19:25,130 --> 00:19:26,630
Now you do it just like that
508
00:19:26,699 --> 00:19:29,132
and you'll come through fine.
509
00:19:29,201 --> 00:19:31,413
Andy, I was barely
making a sound.
510
00:19:31,437 --> 00:19:33,303
You think you was
barely making a sound,
511
00:19:33,373 --> 00:19:34,605
but tomorrow night
512
00:19:34,674 --> 00:19:38,175
when this microphone's
on and you sing like that,
513
00:19:38,244 --> 00:19:39,777
your glorious voice
514
00:19:39,846 --> 00:19:42,145
will reverberate
all through this hall.
515
00:19:42,214 --> 00:19:43,647
Won't it, gang?
516
00:19:45,684 --> 00:19:53,424
♪ Welcome, sweet springtime,
we greet thee in song ♪
517
00:19:53,492 --> 00:20:01,381
♪ Murmurs of gladness
fall on the ear ♪
518
00:20:01,450 --> 00:20:09,123
♪ Voices long hushed,
now their full notes prolong ♪
519
00:20:09,192 --> 00:20:16,947
♪ Echoing far and near ♪
520
00:20:17,015 --> 00:20:20,367
♪ Ooh ♪
521
00:20:21,921 --> 00:20:27,942
♪ Sunshine now wakes
all the flowers from sleep ♪
522
00:20:28,010 --> 00:20:36,010
♪ Joy-giving incense
floats on the air ♪
523
00:20:37,202 --> 00:20:45,202
♪ Snowdrops and
primrose both timidly peep ♪
524
00:20:45,528 --> 00:20:52,365
♪ Paling the glad new year ♪
525
00:20:54,520 --> 00:21:02,520
♪ Balmy and life-breathing
breezes are blowing ♪
526
00:21:03,545 --> 00:21:11,545
♪ Swiftly to nature,
new vigor bestowing ♪
527
00:21:11,988 --> 00:21:18,208
♪ Oh, how my heart
beats with rapture anew ♪
528
00:21:18,277 --> 00:21:26,277
♪ Earth's fairest beauty
again meets my view ♪
529
00:21:28,921 --> 00:21:36,894
♪ Sunshine now wakes
all the flowers from sleep ♪
530
00:21:36,963 --> 00:21:43,884
♪ Joy-giving incense
floats on the air ♪
531
00:21:43,953 --> 00:21:51,953
♪ Snowdrops and
primrose both timidly peep ♪
532
00:21:53,496 --> 00:22:01,496
♪ Paling the glad new year ♪
533
00:22:01,721 --> 00:22:06,090
♪ New year. ♪
534
00:22:35,021 --> 00:22:36,553
You know, Andy...
535
00:22:36,622 --> 00:22:39,090
I just can't get over
that strange feeling
536
00:22:39,158 --> 00:22:40,925
I had last night.
537
00:22:40,993 --> 00:22:42,226
When I heard my own voice
538
00:22:42,294 --> 00:22:44,261
coming over the
loudspeaker back at me, I...
539
00:22:44,330 --> 00:22:46,363
Well, it just didn't
sound like me.
540
00:22:46,432 --> 00:22:47,609
That's common.
541
00:22:47,633 --> 00:22:48,633
It is?
542
00:22:48,701 --> 00:22:50,034
Sure.
543
00:22:50,103 --> 00:22:51,714
You ever hear yourself
on the telephone?
544
00:22:51,738 --> 00:22:53,481
You wouldn't hardly
believe it's you.
545
00:22:53,505 --> 00:22:54,549
Yeah. Yeah.
546
00:22:54,573 --> 00:22:56,373
Yeah, that's right.
547
00:22:56,442 --> 00:22:58,375
Well, it sure was a
lucky day all around
548
00:22:58,444 --> 00:22:59,977
when they asked
me to join that choir.
549
00:23:00,046 --> 00:23:01,145
Yeah.
550
00:23:01,214 --> 00:23:02,357
I sure am going to
enjoy singing with them
551
00:23:02,381 --> 00:23:05,216
down through the years.
552
00:23:05,284 --> 00:23:08,552
Oh, uh, about that, Barney.
553
00:23:08,621 --> 00:23:11,856
Uh, I'm... I'm afraid
that won't be possible.
554
00:23:11,924 --> 00:23:13,824
Huh?
555
00:23:13,893 --> 00:23:15,738
Well, you know that
award they give you
556
00:23:15,762 --> 00:23:17,539
for being the
outstanding performer?
557
00:23:17,563 --> 00:23:20,314
You mean the $10
merchandise certificate?
558
00:23:20,383 --> 00:23:21,627
Yeah.
559
00:23:21,651 --> 00:23:23,495
You know what that
means, don't you?
560
00:23:23,519 --> 00:23:26,286
That means you are
a professional singer.
561
00:23:26,355 --> 00:23:27,621
What?
562
00:23:27,690 --> 00:23:29,167
That's right. That's right.
563
00:23:29,191 --> 00:23:32,425
They give you
remuneration for your talent
564
00:23:32,494 --> 00:23:34,039
and that makes you
a professional singer
565
00:23:34,063 --> 00:23:37,664
and you're no longer eligible
to sing with the amateur ranks.
566
00:23:37,733 --> 00:23:40,567
Not sing with the choir?
567
00:23:40,635 --> 00:23:41,885
Ever? Anymore?
568
00:23:41,954 --> 00:23:44,521
Well, you wouldn't
want the Mayberry choir
569
00:23:44,590 --> 00:23:46,974
to be disqualified from
state competition, would you?
570
00:23:47,042 --> 00:23:51,679
Well, no, but... Well, then?
571
00:23:51,747 --> 00:23:55,916
Gee, Andy, this comes
as disappointing news...
572
00:23:55,984 --> 00:23:57,951
in one way.
573
00:23:58,020 --> 00:24:01,338
Of course, in another way, it
could be a blessing in disguise.
574
00:24:01,407 --> 00:24:03,590
I mean, if the deputy sheriff
575
00:24:03,658 --> 00:24:06,443
business ever falters,
I've got an ace in the hole.
576
00:24:06,512 --> 00:24:09,947
You know, I can move right
over into the show business.
577
00:24:10,016 --> 00:24:12,432
You know, singing at
weddings and funerals.
578
00:24:12,501 --> 00:24:14,317
Absolutely, yeah.
579
00:24:14,386 --> 00:24:15,826
Of course, in case
that ever happens,
580
00:24:15,855 --> 00:24:19,790
I better keep the
old voice in shape.
581
00:24:19,859 --> 00:24:21,525
♪ Nita ♪
582
00:24:21,593 --> 00:24:26,396
♪ Juanita... ♪
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