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Hi. Hi.

How's it going?

This job might do better on the unemployment line.

Yeah, but that ran out.

We might as well just go back to the equity showcases. Could you imagine?

week I only pulled in eight bucks tips.

Yeah, but it's better than not eating.

Oh, better than not eating. I have an idea. Maybe if we incorporate a more

personal tenure with the guests.

What do you mean?

What do you mean, what do I mean?

With the guests?

You know what I mean.

No.

Come on.

You've got to give it a try.

You think we can make a lot more money that way?

It's a great idea.

I didn't know anyone was in here. I'm really sorry.

Right. Well, you should put up the Do Not Disturb sign on your door, sir. Oh,

that's okay.

So tell me, what's going on in the world?

I've been staying here for a long time.

You're the first thing I've seen under 100 years old.

Thank you, sir.

Actually, I'm an actress by vocation. I'm just doing this to pick up a few

dollars. Oh, really?

Is that all you do?

Pick up a few extra dollars?

What do you mean by that?

Well, you know, a pretty girl like you might pick up some money in any number

ways. Just what did you have in mind?

Well, uh... You are pretty, aren't you?

I think we could work something out.

Really? You need money for acting lessons and whatnot. Not right? Well,

hope so.

I think we could work something out very easily.

Yeah, just, uh, like that.

Here, let's get this, uh, this uniform.

We won't, we don't want to crease it for, uh, the next room.

I've never had a job like this before.

Oh, this'll be terrific for you.

Have enough money to...

Do what you need.

Thank you.

Well, that finally happened.

So what are we going to do about it?

I don't want to go into that.

It's terrific.

Say, listen, what are you doing later on tonight?

Nothing. Oh, well, I got a client coming over, a very important client.

Why don't you get a girlfriend and come by and we'll have a little party. What

do you think?

Okay, I have someone in mind. Oh, yeah?

Yeah. I'll tell you what, he'll be here in about an hour.

So why don't you come by about 8, 8 o 'clock. Okay, it's a deal.

Okay, very good. I'll see you then. Okay.

I don't know.

We never had this problem before.

Maybe we're just over -anxious.

Because we're married?

I don't know.

Yeah.

Maybe I need more to drink.

Let me go freshen my drink.

Yes, it is.

Go on about your business.

Aren't you the groom?

Yeah, married today.

Where's your wife?

Wife? In the bedroom.

Well, then, what are you doing out here?

Having a drink.

There's problems.

Is there anything I can do to help?

Sit down.

See, it's like this.

Uh, we've been going together for about five years now. I'm bawling for about

five years.

That's nice.

Yeah, but we just got married today and, uh, I can't make it.

I don't know what's wrong.

I think I know how you feel.

Maybe if you pretended she wasn't your wife, uh, it would work out better.

Yeah, maybe.

I mean, that sometimes really works.

Yeah?

You mean I could pretend that... You just pretend that she's somebody else.

you won't be so nervous about just being married.

Yeah, maybe.

What should I do?

Who can I pretend?

Well, you could pretend she was me or anybody.

Somebody you really like.

If I was your wife, I don't think you'd have any trouble.

Hmm.

You know, maybe you're right.

I know I am.

Maybe since I'm married to her now that...

I don't have any problems.

oh oh oh

Oh, my.

There we go.

What is it?

What is it?

What is it?

Tied.

You've changed.

for you tonight.

I got two beauties coming over.

Your wife is meeting you here tonight?

Well, what time is she coming?

Oh, she's going to the concert first. Well, that's no problem because they're

coming over at 8. So between the time your wife comes over, we'll have

a nice little party. What do you say?

There's no chance she won't get out until about 11 o 'clock.

That gives us three hours.

Oh, terrific. So you'll be here at 8.

I'll see you then, Smitty. Okay, bye -bye.

I just ran into a really super guy, one of the guests, and I haven't done it so

bad myself.

Oh, really?

Anyway, he's planning a party tonight with a friend of his, a real important

client, and he needs another girl. Are you available? I can't. I've got to

in for Susan tonight.

But I have this friend, a really good -looking chick. I think she'd do it, and

think they'd like her.

Yeah, yeah, I'm pretty sure she'd do it. What time do they want her?

Eight o 'clock.

That was fantastic.

Mariela. I mean, Carol.

Carol.

Mariela. Carol.

Carol.

Fantastic Carol.

Martin Weinstein? Oh, yes. Come in. Come in. Oh, you must be Sally's friend.

Hey, you're a pervert.

Somebody's going to love you. I wouldn't mind getting a little myself.

Hey, let's go into the bedroom. I have some things I want you to try on.

So listen, can I get you a drink or something?

Yeah, I'll have a shot. As a matter of fact, why don't you just go in here and

change your clothes? What size do you wear? Let me see.

I'm a lingerie salesman, you see. I have a lot of nice things there. Sally's

already inside.

In fact, Smitty will be here any minute. Yeah, go inside, introduce yourself,

and the party will begin any minute now.

Hi.

Hi.

Well, well.

This is Marvin's lingerie.

Oh, yeah, that's... It's what we're supposed to wear to the party later.

Well, goody.

I guess I might as well get undressed.

Are you Sally?

No, I'm Mary Ellen.

Sally couldn't come tonight, so I'm filling in.

Are you a friend of Marvin?

Yes. You might say that.

I'm a friend of family.

At any rate...

We'll have a good time, eh?

Yeah.

Is that an open invitation?

Sure.

To anyone?

Why not?

You play with girls?

Sometimes.

Like now?

Why don't you take them off?

Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was my suite.

This is your suite.

Hurry up.

Wait a minute.

Hurry up.

Wait a minute.

We're going to all get it up.

Oh, my God.

Wait. What's the matter? Don't you like girls?

I've really never done it before.

Oh, don't be afraid.

It doesn't take much breath. How do you get your glasses? Right over your head,

huh? Lift up your arms.

Here we go.

Oh, my God.

Wait a minute. I mean, like, you know, like, I just got married the other day.

Really? Yeah.

Well, then you have to learn to be with girls because you might get bored with

your husband.

And if you don't do it with girls, then you just have to do it with boys, so you

might as well do it with girls, right?

Oh, I see.

Oh, my goodness.

Fresh blood.

Don't bite.

Yeah, but I've never gotten into this whole thing. Yeah, but just pretend I'm

your husband.

That's an idea.

Who the hell is that?

I don't know. They're in the outside door. Get the door.

Okay.

See ya.

Oh, excuse me. I'm in the suite next door, and I'm looking for my wife, and I

thought I overheard her voice over here. Is she here?

Oh. Shh.

Shh.

It's my husband.

Uh, no, I don't think so.

But I'll be glad to come with you and help you find her.

Okay? Sure.

Really terrific to see you again, Smitty. So how is business? How is

out there?

Really good, really good. I'm glad to hear that. Hey, listen, about that big

order we discussed, you know, I have the stuff all ready to ship.

Now, are you guys... Yeah, yeah, yeah, any day now. Hey, listen, Martha, I've

been brought to you.

You know, my wife should be here pretty soon. I know. They're just in the back

changing. I don't know what the hell Roy's doing there. Go to me.

Let me call her. Hey, girls, what are you doing back there? Come out. Oh, here

they are now.

Hey, I want you to meet... Hi, I'm Mary. Hello.

Hello. How do you do?

Well,

let me show you the place, Carol.

I'll just leave you two alone to get acquainted now.

You come here often?

Well, I work here, so... What do you do?

Well, really, I'm an actress, but I'm in between jobs.

An actress?

I should have known.

Looked like an actress.

Thank you. You're welcome.

What do you do?

Oh, not much.

Listen, you know, I mean, you're very attractive and everything, but who the

hell are you?

Well, I'm Carol. I'm in the next suite.

Oh. Well, who's that woman out there?

Oh, she's Mary Ellen.

Mary Ellen.

That's a very important client I have out there. Listen, I'm sure she'll be

perfect for him. What happened to the girl that was here?

Sally, where did she go?

I don't know Sally.

What about Sharon? She just came in the door before.

Oh, you mean the girl that was in here before? Right, yeah.

Oh, she had to leave. She had to go someplace.

She's not here yet.

I just don't know where she can be.

I've checked the sauna, the pool room.

You checked the ladies' johns.

Where else could she be?

I don't know, but I'm sure we'll find her. She'll come back to you.

Yeah.

I'm just worried, that's all.

Why don't you, uh, sit over here?

Yeah.

What can we do?

a married man.

So am I.

Married, I mean.

Oh.

Do

you

mind if I call you Mary Ellen?

Why?

Never mind.

Is your prick going to get hard?

Big and fat and hard?

Are you going to fuck me with it?

I'll think about it.

Thank you.

oh oh

um um

Ow.

Ow.

Anyway, Smitty, about these orders. I have the stuff packed and ready to ship.

All I need is your okay. What do you say? Why don't you come into my office?

Smitty, the office.

Excuse me. Wait a minute. Who are you?

Oh, listen. Don't let me interrupt your party.

I was just passing through. I was bringing a blonde lady into the bedroom

there. Oh, the blonde lady. That's the one I was telling you about.

Carol!

What are you doing here?

Oh, you know her? What do you mean, some blonde lady?

I was just showing her some of my necklaces.

What do you mean, some blonde lady? Oh, that's the blonde lady, man.

Forget the blonde lady. What are you doing here with this party?

I'm not asking you. I'm asking you what you're doing.

Hey, there's something going on with us, really. Oh, yeah, sure. You just forget

about the lingerie bit. Hey,

no hard feelings now.

Oh, no, she's in there. She's waiting for you. Oh, shit, man.

Who are you again?

Hi there. I'm Smitty.

I'm Trixie.

Trixie, huh?

Yeah. What's the getup here?

Hmm? The getup. What are you dressed like this for?

I can ask them all.

I'm shy.

Oh, you're shy. Well, do you mind if we at least un -chew you?

Okay. Okay.

Good evening.

Good evening.

Shit, I'm hungry again.

Yes.

Mmm.

You're good.

You're really good.

Bet your wife appreciates you.

Oh, beautiful.

Thank you.

Oh, no.

Bye.

Wow, that was the greatest come I've ever had in my life.

I'm glad you enjoyed it, Smitty.

Sharon!

So you're a friend of Sally's, are you? Oh, listen, maybe you can look for the

job in the showroom. Oh, Smitty, listen, how was it, man? Did I tell you she was

terrific? This girl is something else, man. Look at the body she's got.

You must have loved it.

Now, about that order, I was thinking with an operation of your size, about

,000 would be appropriate.

Now, have the stuff packed and ready to ship.

All I need is your payoff. Marvin, I don't believe you've met my wife,

Oh, your wife? No, how do you... You what?