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That's very kind. Uh, thank you for

That's very kind. Uh, thank you for
watching. Thank you for joining us here

watching. Thank you for joining us here

watching. Thank you for joining us here
tonight. We are coming to you from our

tonight. We are coming to you from our

tonight. We are coming to you from our
our home in Los Angeles, California on

our home in Los Angeles, California on

our home in Los Angeles, California on
Allstar weekend on Sunday. Sunday, our

Allstar weekend on Sunday. Sunday, our

Allstar weekend on Sunday. Sunday, our
city's host to the NBA Allstar game. Any

city's host to the NBA Allstar game. Any

city's host to the NBA Allstar game. Any
of you going to the game this Sunday?

of you going to the game this Sunday?

of you going to the game this Sunday?
>> I feel like half of you are lying, but

>> I feel like half of you are lying, but

>> I feel like half of you are lying, but
okay.

okay.

okay.
All the big stars will be in town on

All the big stars will be in town on

All the big stars will be in town on
instead of the usual, you know, it's

instead of the usual, you know, it's

instead of the usual, you know, it's
usually a matchup between the east and

usually a matchup between the east and

usually a matchup between the east and
the west. This year, the teams will be

the west. This year, the teams will be

the west. This year, the teams will be
made up of Americans against players

made up of Americans against players

made up of Americans against players
from the rest of the world. And, you

from the rest of the world. And, you

from the rest of the world. And, you
know, I've been hoping somebody would

know, I've been hoping somebody would

know, I've been hoping somebody would
figure out another way to pit us against

figure out another way to pit us against

figure out another way to pit us against
the rest of the world. I want to thank

the rest of the world. I want to thank

the rest of the world. I want to thank
the NBA for doing that. I'll be I'll be

the NBA for doing that. I'll be I'll be

the NBA for doing that. I'll be I'll be
watching the alternative All-Star game

watching the alternative All-Star game

watching the alternative All-Star game
on Turning Point USA this the NBA one's

on Turning Point USA this the NBA one's

on Turning Point USA this the NBA one's
a little too ethnic for me, if you know

a little too ethnic for me, if you know

a little too ethnic for me, if you know
what I mean. Between the All-Star game

what I mean. Between the All-Star game

what I mean. Between the All-Star game
and Valentine's Day, there's going to be

and Valentine's Day, there's going to be

and Valentine's Day, there's going to be
a lot of scoring this weekend. Am I

a lot of scoring this weekend. Am I

a lot of scoring this weekend. Am I
right, folks?

right, folks?

right, folks?
And

And

And
you know what I mean by scoring, right?

you know what I mean by scoring, right?

you know what I mean by scoring, right?
I

I

I
>> I mean, sex, right? You got that, right,

>> I mean, sex, right? You got that, right,

>> I mean, sex, right? You got that, right,
GMO?

GMO?

GMO?
>> Yes, Jimmy. Yes.

>> Yes, Jimmy. Yes.

>> Yes, Jimmy. Yes.
>> What is your love making plan for the

>> What is your love making plan for the

>> What is your love making plan for the
weekend this weekend, GMO? How will you

weekend this weekend, GMO? How will you

weekend this weekend, GMO? How will you
approach this with your wife?

approach this with your wife?

approach this with your wife?
>> Well, we're going to have dinner.

>> Well, we're going to have dinner.

>> Well, we're going to have dinner.
>> Yeah.

>> Yeah.

>> Yeah.
>> Margaritas.

>> Margaritas.

>> Margaritas.
>> Okay.

>> Okay.

>> Okay.
>> And gummies.

>> And gummies.

>> And gummies.
>> OH,

>> OH,

>> OH,
>> YEAH.

I THINK IT'S A GOOD PLAN.

I THINK IT'S A GOOD PLAN.
>> Do you ever worry about like the timing

>> Do you ever worry about like the timing

>> Do you ever worry about like the timing
of all of it and whether it tips too

of all of it and whether it tips too

of all of it and whether it tips too
far?

far?

far?
>> No, I I double check, you know, I see

>> No, I I double check, you know, I see

>> No, I I double check, you know, I see
her, I say, "Okay, wait, wait. It's time

her, I say, "Okay, wait, wait. It's time

her, I say, "Okay, wait, wait. It's time
for half a gummy." And Yeah.

for half a gummy." And Yeah.

for half a gummy." And Yeah.
I keep eyes on her, you know.

I keep eyes on her, you know.

I keep eyes on her, you know.
>> You keep her well calibrated.

>> You keep her well calibrated.

>> You keep her well calibrated.
>> Exactly.

>> Exactly.

>> Exactly.
>> So, Valentine's Day is on Saturday. This

>> So, Valentine's Day is on Saturday. This

>> So, Valentine's Day is on Saturday. This
is everything you need to know. Flowers

is everything you need to know. Flowers

is everything you need to know. Flowers
are all sold out. There no more Disney

are all sold out. There no more Disney

are all sold out. There no more Disney
reservations. You're probably getting

reservations. You're probably getting

reservations. You're probably getting
divorced. Okay.

divorced. Okay.

divorced. Okay.
But here's a little money-saving tip.

But here's a little money-saving tip.

But here's a little money-saving tip.
You can save a bundle on candy hearts

You can save a bundle on candy hearts

You can save a bundle on candy hearts
just by writing the words I heart you on

just by writing the words I heart you on

just by writing the words I heart you on
a Tums and put them. You know, President

a Tums and put them. You know, President

a Tums and put them. You know, President
Trump might be feeling a bit lonely this

Trump might be feeling a bit lonely this

Trump might be feeling a bit lonely this
Valentine's Day because this fundraising

Valentine's Day because this fundraising

Valentine's Day because this fundraising
email has been going out from the RNC

email has been going out from the RNC

email has been going out from the RNC
that says, "Do you still love me?

that says, "Do you still love me?

that says, "Do you still love me?
I miss you." And then it asked you to

I miss you." And then it asked you to

I miss you." And then it asked you to
take a poll. And then like a lot of dirt

take a poll. And then like a lot of dirt

take a poll. And then like a lot of dirt
bag boyfriends, it asks you for money.

bag boyfriends, it asks you for money.

bag boyfriends, it asks you for money.
And then if you don't come up with

And then if you don't come up with

And then if you don't come up with
money, you get another email that says,

money, you get another email that says,

money, you get another email that says,
"Trump is sad." And then if you open

"Trump is sad." And then if you open

"Trump is sad." And then if you open
that email, he says, "I'm heartbroken.

that email, he says, "I'm heartbroken.

that email, he says, "I'm heartbroken.
It's Trump and this isn't like you." I

It's Trump and this isn't like you." I

It's Trump and this isn't like you." I
mean, look at that picture. Does that

mean, look at that picture. Does that

mean, look at that picture. Does that
look like a heartbroken? That does not

look like a heartbroken? That does not

look like a heartbroken? That does not
That is at best that is constipation.

That is at best that is constipation.

That is at best that is constipation.
But if you do want to cheer him up,

But if you do want to cheer him up,

But if you do want to cheer him up,
please give him money. He loves money.

please give him money. He loves money.

please give him money. He loves money.
He loves love. He is a a great lover of

He loves love. He is a a great lover of

He loves love. He is a a great lover of
love. Outside of windmills and late

love. Outside of windmills and late

love. Outside of windmills and late
night television, Donald Trump loves uh

night television, Donald Trump loves uh

night television, Donald Trump loves uh
so many things.

so many things.

so many things.
>> I love my signature. I really do.

>> I love my signature. I really do.

>> I love my signature. I really do.
Everyone loves my signature.

Everyone loves my signature.

Everyone loves my signature.
>> I love solving wars. I love these

>> I love solving wars. I love these

>> I love solving wars. I love these
brilliant vines.

brilliant vines.

brilliant vines.
>> That's why I love you, Elon. I love that

>> That's why I love you, Elon. I love that

>> That's why I love you, Elon. I love that
chart so much. I sleep with that chart.

chart so much. I sleep with that chart.

chart so much. I sleep with that chart.
I love doing it. I love tariffs. I love

I love doing it. I love tariffs. I love

I love doing it. I love tariffs. I love
the farmer. I love Pakistan. I love

the farmer. I love Pakistan. I love

the farmer. I love Pakistan. I love
Europe.

Europe.

Europe.
>> I love Oklahoma, by the way.

>> I love Oklahoma, by the way.

>> I love Oklahoma, by the way.
>> I love the people of China. I love the

>> I love the people of China. I love the

>> I love the people of China. I love the
people of Russia. I love Hispanic. I

people of Russia. I love Hispanic. I

people of Russia. I love Hispanic. I
love the Lumbi tribe. I love black

love the Lumbi tribe. I love black

love the Lumbi tribe. I love black
people.

people.

people.
>> I love this guy.

>> I love this guy.

>> I love this guy.
>> Do we love miners? I love minors.

>> Do we love miners? I love minors.

>> Do we love miners? I love minors.
>> I love Kesler. I love you. Who are you?

>> You know when you when you have

>> You know when you when you have
passion like that, the fire never goes

passion like that, the fire never goes

passion like that, the fire never goes
out.

out.

out.
Donald Melania are planning to have a

Donald Melania are planning to have a

Donald Melania are planning to have a
romantic dinner on Saturday night,

romantic dinner on Saturday night,

romantic dinner on Saturday night,
separately, of course. Um, the vice

separately, of course. Um, the vice

separately, of course. Um, the vice
president. Interesting fact about J. D.

president. Interesting fact about J. D.

president. Interesting fact about J. D.
Vance, he never gets his wife a gift or

Vance, he never gets his wife a gift or

Vance, he never gets his wife a gift or
even flowers for Valentine's Day because

even flowers for Valentine's Day because

even flowers for Valentine's Day because
he likes it when she makes him go sleep

he likes it when she makes him go sleep

he likes it when she makes him go sleep
on the couch.

on the couch.

on the couch.
That's his sexy time. You know, JD Vance

That's his sexy time. You know, JD Vance

That's his sexy time. You know, JD Vance
has been um very weakly defending his

has been um very weakly defending his

has been um very weakly defending his
boss and the fact that Trump's name is

boss and the fact that Trump's name is

boss and the fact that Trump's name is
mentioned more than a million times in

mentioned more than a million times in

mentioned more than a million times in
what are now known as the Trump Epstein

what are now known as the Trump Epstein

what are now known as the Trump Epstein
files. We're getting that trademark and

files. We're getting that trademark and

files. We're getting that trademark and
we're going to But you can spread IT

we're going to But you can spread IT

we're going to But you can spread IT
AROUND. FEEL FREE. Earlier this week, we

AROUND. FEEL FREE. Earlier this week, we

AROUND. FEEL FREE. Earlier this week, we
learned that Trump's commerce secretary,

learned that Trump's commerce secretary,

learned that Trump's commerce secretary,
Howard Lutnik, took a boat to club ped

Howard Lutnik, took a boat to club ped

Howard Lutnik, took a boat to club ped
despite claiming he'd cut ties with FC

despite claiming he'd cut ties with FC

despite claiming he'd cut ties with FC
years beforehand. And now we're seeing

years beforehand. And now we're seeing

years beforehand. And now we're seeing
all manner of colorful stuff coming out

all manner of colorful stuff coming out

all manner of colorful stuff coming out
of Trump land, including this. But as

of Trump land, including this. But as

of Trump land, including this. But as
his many accusers still wait for their

his many accusers still wait for their

his many accusers still wait for their
long overdue justice, the rest of the

long overdue justice, the rest of the

long overdue justice, the rest of the
world is still waiting for answers. Why

world is still waiting for answers. Why

world is still waiting for answers. Why
did it take so long for Epstein to face

did it take so long for Epstein to face

did it take so long for Epstein to face
these charges? Who are the people that

these charges? Who are the people that

these charges? Who are the people that
enabled his horrific behavior over the

enabled his horrific behavior over the

enabled his horrific behavior over the
years? And will they ever face justice?

years? And will they ever face justice?

years? And will they ever face justice?
>> That's from Oz true crime in 2019. And

>> That's from Oz true crime in 2019. And

>> That's from Oz true crime in 2019. And
what makes it interesting is that in

what makes it interesting is that in

what makes it interesting is that in
2016, three years before that, Dr. and

2016, three years before that, Dr. and

2016, three years before that, Dr. and
Mrs. Oz invited Jeffrey Epstein to their

Mrs. Oz invited Jeffrey Epstein to their

Mrs. Oz invited Jeffrey Epstein to their
house for a Valentine's Day party.

house for a Valentine's Day party.

house for a Valentine's Day party.
>> Eight years after he'd registered as a

>> Eight years after he'd registered as a

>> Eight years after he'd registered as a
sex offender, only the best people, you

sex offender, only the best people, you

sex offender, only the best people, you
know. Although, in fairness, one thing I

know. Although, in fairness, one thing I

know. Although, in fairness, one thing I
know about Dr. Roz is when he throws a

know about Dr. Roz is when he throws a

know about Dr. Roz is when he throws a
party, he goes all out for his guests.

party, he goes all out for his guests.

party, he goes all out for his guests.
>> I'll be the vagina. That's right. He is

>> I'll be the vagina. That's right. He is

>> I'll be the vagina. That's right. He is
the consumate host. And then on the

the consumate host. And then on the

the consumate host. And then on the
other end of the hospitality spectrum,

other end of the hospitality spectrum,

other end of the hospitality spectrum,
we have Attorney General Pam Bondi, who

we have Attorney General Pam Bondi, who

we have Attorney General Pam Bondi, who
put on a nearly 5-hour carthon in front

put on a nearly 5-hour carthon in front

put on a nearly 5-hour carthon in front
of the House Judiciary Committee

of the House Judiciary Committee

of the House Judiciary Committee
yesterday. And for those who are

yesterday. And for those who are

yesterday. And for those who are
wondering when the abuse of power will

wondering when the abuse of power will

wondering when the abuse of power will
end. The answer is never, probably. So,

end. The answer is never, probably. So,

end. The answer is never, probably. So,
a photographer got a shot of her folder.

a photographer got a shot of her folder.

a photographer got a shot of her folder.
She opened the folder. They got a shot

She opened the folder. They got a shot

She opened the folder. They got a shot
and you see a page that says Gia Paul

and you see a page that says Gia Paul

and you see a page that says Gia Paul
Promeila search history. That refers to

Promeila search history. That refers to

Promeila search history. That refers to
Congresswoman Primila Gyipal, a Democrat

Congresswoman Primila Gyipal, a Democrat

Congresswoman Primila Gyipal, a Democrat
with whom Bondi exchanged in one of the

with whom Bondi exchanged in one of the

with whom Bondi exchanged in one of the
most contentious exchanges of the day.

most contentious exchanges of the day.

most contentious exchanges of the day.
The photo appears to show a list of

The photo appears to show a list of

The photo appears to show a list of
everything Jaipal searched for in the

everything Jaipal searched for in the

everything Jaipal searched for in the
Trump Epstein files, which again we've

Trump Epstein files, which again we've

Trump Epstein files, which again we've
trademarked. They tracked her search

trademarked. They tracked her search

trademarked. They tracked her search
history in the private room at the DOJ

history in the private room at the DOJ

history in the private room at the DOJ
where Congress people are, you know,

where Congress people are, you know,

where Congress people are, you know,
legally permitted to look at the less

legally permitted to look at the less

legally permitted to look at the less
redacted files and it would seem that

redacted files and it would seem that

redacted files and it would seem that
they tracked those Congress people

they tracked those Congress people

they tracked those Congress people
without their knowledge. They looked at

without their knowledge. They looked at

without their knowledge. They looked at
their search history to give Bondi an

their search history to give Bondi an

their search history to give Bondi an
edge in the hearings and then they're so

edge in the hearings and then they're so

edge in the hearings and then they're so
dumb they printed it out and put a title

dumb they printed it out and put a title

dumb they printed it out and put a title
on the top. Gia Paul Promeila search

on the top. Gia Paul Promeila search

on the top. Gia Paul Promeila search
history. It's such a delicate balance

history. It's such a delicate balance

history. It's such a delicate balance
between stupid and evil. And the idea

between stupid and evil. And the idea

between stupid and evil. And the idea
that the Department of Justice

that the Department of Justice

that the Department of Justice
in the executive branch is spying on

in the executive branch is spying on

in the executive branch is spying on
Congress people in the legislative

Congress people in the legislative

Congress people in the legislative
branch is deeply disturbing. And I'll

branch is deeply disturbing. And I'll

branch is deeply disturbing. And I'll
tell you what, you can be damn sure the

tell you what, you can be damn sure the

tell you what, you can be damn sure the
squeaker of the house, Mike Johnson's

squeaker of the house, Mike Johnson's

squeaker of the house, Mike Johnson's
going to have something to say about it.

going to have something to say about it.

going to have something to say about it.
>> I don't think it's appropriate for

>> I don't think it's appropriate for

>> I don't think it's appropriate for
anybody to be tracking that. So, uh, I

anybody to be tracking that. So, uh, I

anybody to be tracking that. So, uh, I
will echo that to anybody involved with

will echo that to anybody involved with

will echo that to anybody involved with
the DOJ. And I'm sure it was an

the DOJ. And I'm sure it was an

the DOJ. And I'm sure it was an
oversight. That's my guess.

oversight. That's my guess.

oversight. That's my guess.
>> An oversight? That's a bad guess. An

>> An oversight? That's a bad guess. An

>> An oversight? That's a bad guess. An
oversight? You mean somebody forgot to

oversight? You mean somebody forgot to

oversight? You mean somebody forgot to
not track and document everything

not track and document everything

not track and document everything
elected members of Congress were

elected members of Congress were

elected members of Congress were
privately looking up? That is a hell of

privately looking up? That is a hell of

privately looking up? That is a hell of
an oversight. I think you might need to

an oversight. I think you might need to

an oversight. I think you might need to
crack out theorus for a new word. He's

crack out theorus for a new word. He's

crack out theorus for a new word. He's
going to echo that to the Department of

going to echo that to the Department of

going to echo that to the Department of
Justice. This is an interesting detail.

Justice. This is an interesting detail.

Justice. This is an interesting detail.
Did you know there are 535 members of

Did you know there are 535 members of

Did you know there are 535 members of
Congress? Do you know how many computers

Congress? Do you know how many computers

Congress? Do you know how many computers
the Department of Justice set up to let

the Department of Justice set up to let

the Department of Justice set up to let
them look through the 3 million pages of

them look through the 3 million pages of

them look through the 3 million pages of
Trump Epstein files

Trump Epstein files

Trump Epstein files
trademark?

trademark?

trademark?
Four. Four. There are four computers for

Four. Four. There are four computers for

Four. Four. There are four computers for
all of them share. I called the Burbank

all of them share. I called the Burbank

all of them share. I called the Burbank
Library today. They have 22 computers.

Library today. They have 22 computers.

Library today. They have 22 computers.
The Trump Epstein files has four. Okay.

The Trump Epstein files has four. Okay.

The Trump Epstein files has four. Okay.
Pam Bondi has spent more time

Pam Bondi has spent more time

Pam Bondi has spent more time
investigating the people who are reading

investigating the people who are reading

investigating the people who are reading
the Epstein files than the people who

the Epstein files than the people who

the Epstein files than the people who
are in the EP I mean the Trump Epstein

are in the EP I mean the Trump Epstein

are in the EP I mean the Trump Epstein
files. But maybe they're losing their

files. But maybe they're losing their

files. But maybe they're losing their
grip. You know, six Republicans in the

grip. You know, six Republicans in the

grip. You know, six Republicans in the
House jumped ship yesterday voting with

House jumped ship yesterday voting with

House jumped ship yesterday voting with
Democrats against Trump's inexplicable

Democrats against Trump's inexplicable

Democrats against Trump's inexplicable
tariffs on Canada. Of course, the

tariffs on Canada. Of course, the

tariffs on Canada. Of course, the
president threw a fit about it. He

president threw a fit about it. He

president threw a fit about it. He
threatened them. He did the whole thing.

threatened them. He did the whole thing.

threatened them. He did the whole thing.
Trump has really had it in for Canada

Trump has really had it in for Canada

Trump has really had it in for Canada
ever since he found out about that gay

ever since he found out about that gay

ever since he found out about that gay
hockey show. It's We're headed in I

hockey show. It's We're headed in I

hockey show. It's We're headed in I
think I feel like we're heading into an

think I feel like we're heading into an

think I feel like we're heading into an
interesting era for Donald Trump. Unless

interesting era for Donald Trump. Unless

interesting era for Donald Trump. Unless
Unless he's able to cheat his way

Unless he's able to cheat his way

Unless he's able to cheat his way
through the next election. It looks very

through the next election. It looks very

through the next election. It looks very
likely that Democrats will take back

likely that Democrats will take back

likely that Democrats will take back
control of Congress in the midterms.

Well, I you know,

Well, I you know,
let's not make any presumptions, but if

let's not make any presumptions, but if

let's not make any presumptions, but if
it happens, he'd be a lame duck with

it happens, he'd be a lame duck with

it happens, he'd be a lame duck with
greatly diminished influence. And I

greatly diminished influence. And I

greatly diminished influence. And I
feel, you know what he's going to be

feel, you know what he's going to be

feel, you know what he's going to be
like? You remember the Iron Chic? He was

like? You remember the Iron Chic? He was

like? You remember the Iron Chic? He was
a wrestler who retired about, I don't

a wrestler who retired about, I don't

a wrestler who retired about, I don't
know, 30 years ago. He was big in the

know, 30 years ago. He was big in the

know, 30 years ago. He was big in the
80s, but until he was in his 80s, he

80s, but until he was in his 80s, he

80s, but until he was in his 80s, he
would still put on his costume. He would

would still put on his costume. He would

would still put on his costume. He would
scream at people. He would threaten to

scream at people. He would threaten to

scream at people. He would threaten to
sodomize them. He'd call them draonies

sodomize them. He'd call them draonies

sodomize them. He'd call them draonies
and everybody just kind of pretended to

and everybody just kind of pretended to

and everybody just kind of pretended to
be scared of him like oh no because he

be scared of him like oh no because he

be scared of him like oh no because he
was old and kind of nuts. You know

was old and kind of nuts. You know

was old and kind of nuts. You know
that's what Trump's going to be like.

that's what Trump's going to be like.

that's what Trump's going to be like.
THIS GUY JIMMY COME. I'M GOING TO PUT

THIS GUY JIMMY COME. I'M GOING TO PUT

THIS GUY JIMMY COME. I'M GOING TO PUT
YOU IN THE CAM CLUTCH LIKE HONG KONG OR

YOU IN THE CAM CLUTCH LIKE HONG KONG OR

YOU IN THE CAM CLUTCH LIKE HONG KONG OR
BRIAN BLAIR AND I'M GOING TO BREAK YOUR

BRIAN BLAIR AND I'M GOING TO BREAK YOUR

BRIAN BLAIR AND I'M GOING TO BREAK YOUR
BACK AND I'M GOING TO YOUR ASS AND I'M

BACK AND I'M GOING TO YOUR ASS AND I'M

BACK AND I'M GOING TO YOUR ASS AND I'M
GOING TO MAKE YOU HUMBLE.

GOING TO MAKE YOU HUMBLE.

GOING TO MAKE YOU HUMBLE.
>> WELL, that would do it. All right. I I

>> WELL, that would do it. All right. I I

>> WELL, that would do it. All right. I I
have been humble ever since.

You know, I mentioned last night you did

You know, I mentioned last night you did
nothing to protect me when he threatened

nothing to protect me when he threatened

nothing to protect me when he threatened
to do that to me.

to do that to me.

to do that to me.
>> I I was soft that they I was off when

>> I I was soft that they I was off when

>> I I was soft that they I was off when
that happened.

that happened.

that happened.
>> Oh, all right. All right. Last night, um

>> Oh, all right. All right. Last night, um

>> Oh, all right. All right. Last night, um
I mentioned that Trump was honored with

I mentioned that Trump was honored with

I mentioned that Trump was honored with
the undisputed champion of coal award.

the undisputed champion of coal award.

the undisputed champion of coal award.
And today he became the greenhouse gas

And today he became the greenhouse gas

And today he became the greenhouse gas
hole of the year. Today's atrocity was

hole of the year. Today's atrocity was

hole of the year. Today's atrocity was
repealing and rejecting a finding from

repealing and rejecting a finding from

repealing and rejecting a finding from
2009 by the EPA that says carbon dioxide

2009 by the EPA that says carbon dioxide

2009 by the EPA that says carbon dioxide
is bad for our planet. And by doing

is bad for our planet. And by doing

is bad for our planet. And by doing
this, it means that our government can

this, it means that our government can

this, it means that our government can
no longer take action to fight climate

no longer take action to fight climate

no longer take action to fight climate
change. Anyone can now pump anything out

change. Anyone can now pump anything out

change. Anyone can now pump anything out
of their cars or whatever into the air

of their cars or whatever into the air

of their cars or whatever into the air
for the benefit of those who sell fossil

for the benefit of those who sell fossil

for the benefit of those who sell fossil
fuels. It is a great MAGA victory and

fuels. It is a great MAGA victory and

fuels. It is a great MAGA victory and
also a source of intense pride for the

also a source of intense pride for the

also a source of intense pride for the
man who made it happen, Lee Zeldon,

man who made it happen, Lee Zeldon,

man who made it happen, Lee Zeldon,
Trump's head of the EPA. Today, the

Trump's head of the EPA. Today, the

Trump's head of the EPA. Today, the
single largest act of deregulation in

single largest act of deregulation in

single largest act of deregulation in
the history of the United States, over

the history of the United States, over

the history of the United States, over
$1.3 trillion. The elimination of the

$1.3 trillion. The elimination of the

$1.3 trillion. The elimination of the
endangerment finding is signed, sealed,

endangerment finding is signed, sealed,

endangerment finding is signed, sealed,
and delivered

>> regularly.

>> regularly.
That was long,

That was long,

That was long,
but good. It was good. Maybe I should

but good. It was good. Maybe I should

but good. It was good. Maybe I should
say great. It was great.

Poor Lee. You know, you work so hard to

Poor Lee. You know, you work so hard to
try to destroy the planet for a guy and

try to destroy the planet for a guy and

try to destroy the planet for a guy and
that's the thanks you get. And then we

that's the thanks you get. And then we

that's the thanks you get. And then we
have our Secretary of Health, RFK, who

have our Secretary of Health, RFK, who

have our Secretary of Health, RFK, who
croked his way to a podcast today to

croked his way to a podcast today to

croked his way to a podcast today to
drop this little nugget of nuts.

drop this little nugget of nuts.

drop this little nugget of nuts.
>> And I said, "I'm not scared of a germ.

>> And I said, "I'm not scared of a germ.

>> And I said, "I'm not scared of a germ.
You know, I used to snort cocaine off of

You know, I used to snort cocaine off of

You know, I used to snort cocaine off of
toilet seats.

toilet seats.

toilet seats.
That's how he killed the brain worm, you

That's how he killed the brain worm, you

That's how he killed the brain worm, you
know. Yeah.

know. Yeah.

know. Yeah.
And with all this talent in Trump's

And with all this talent in Trump's

And with all this talent in Trump's
cabinet, it's hard to believe we're

cabinet, it's hard to believe we're

cabinet, it's hard to believe we're
heading for another government shutdown.

heading for another government shutdown.

heading for another government shutdown.
This would be a partial shutdown. It

This would be a partial shutdown. It

This would be a partial shutdown. It
involves funding for the Department of

involves funding for the Department of

involves funding for the Department of
Homeland Security, which runs ICE. If a

Homeland Security, which runs ICE. If a

Homeland Security, which runs ICE. If a
deal isn't reached by Saturday, the DHS

deal isn't reached by Saturday, the DHS

deal isn't reached by Saturday, the DHS
will be closed for business. Democrats

will be closed for business. Democrats

will be closed for business. Democrats
want ICE officers to revise some of

want ICE officers to revise some of

want ICE officers to revise some of
their policies before agreeing to give

their policies before agreeing to give

their policies before agreeing to give
them any more money and Republicans are

them any more money and Republicans are

them any more money and Republicans are
so far unwilling to go along with that.

so far unwilling to go along with that.

so far unwilling to go along with that.
These are very basic requests. These are

These are very basic requests. These are

These are very basic requests. These are
essentially the same guidelines police

essentially the same guidelines police

essentially the same guidelines police
have to follow when they arrest people.

have to follow when they arrest people.

have to follow when they arrest people.
So Democrats released a 10-point plan

So Democrats released a 10-point plan

So Democrats released a 10-point plan
for reforming ICE and the Border Patrol.

for reforming ICE and the Border Patrol.

for reforming ICE and the Border Patrol.
They asked them that they don't do this.

They asked them that they don't do this.

They asked them that they don't do this.
They asked them don't do this. They said

They asked them don't do this. They said

They asked them don't do this. They said
don't please don't do this. They said,

don't please don't do this. They said,

don't please don't do this. They said,
"We don't want you to do this or this.

"We don't want you to do this or this.

"We don't want you to do this or this.
Uh, don't do this." They don't do this.

Uh, don't do this." They don't do this.

Uh, don't do this." They don't do this.
Um, don't do this. And they said, "Don't

Um, don't do this. And they said, "Don't

Um, don't do this. And they said, "Don't
please don't do this. And we would

please don't do this. And we would

please don't do this. And we would
prefer it if you don't

prefer it if you don't

prefer it if you don't
don't do this."

don't do this."

don't do this."
That's right.

That's right.

That's right.
And I don't know, it seems okay to me.

And I don't know, it seems okay to me.

And I don't know, it seems okay to me.
Right. And one more thing, um, more

Right. And one more thing, um, more

Right. And one more thing, um, more
important thing before we forge ahead.

important thing before we forge ahead.

important thing before we forge ahead.
It is Thursday night, which means it's

It is Thursday night, which means it's

It is Thursday night, which means it's
time to bleep and blur the biggest TV

time to bleep and blur the biggest TV

time to bleep and blur the biggest TV
moments of the week. Whether they need

moments of the week. Whether they need

moments of the week. Whether they need
it or not, it is this week in

it or not, it is this week in

it or not, it is this week in
unnecessary censorship.

Kevin McCordy, Jason Garrett here with

Kevin McCordy, Jason Garrett here with
me. And the two of you guys have six

me. And the two of you guys have six

me. And the two of you guys have six
total rings. I see you guys kind of

total rings. I see you guys kind of

total rings. I see you guys kind of
pulled them out for us here.

pulled them out for us here.

pulled them out for us here.
>> You know who I saw today and I met?

>> You know who I saw today and I met?

>> You know who I saw today and I met?
>> Tom Brady.

>> Tom Brady.

>> Tom Brady.
>> Tom Brady. And I and I said, "Okay, this

>> Tom Brady. And I and I said, "Okay, this

>> Tom Brady. And I and I said, "Okay, this
is awesome."

is awesome."

is awesome."
>> Last time that I I got a chance to go to

>> Last time that I I got a chance to go to

>> Last time that I I got a chance to go to
uh Puerto Rico and hang out with you.

uh Puerto Rico and hang out with you.

uh Puerto Rico and hang out with you.
Number one, that was the strongest car

Number one, that was the strongest car

Number one, that was the strongest car
I've ever had in my entire life.

I've ever had in my entire life.

I've ever had in my entire life.
>> I met Jeffrey Epstein when he moved when

>> I met Jeffrey Epstein when he moved when

>> I met Jeffrey Epstein when he moved when
I moved to a house next door to him in

I moved to a house next door to him in

I moved to a house next door to him in
New York.

New York.

New York.
>> Right. And uh and then over the next 14

>> Right. And uh and then over the next 14

>> Right. And uh and then over the next 14
years him two other times.

years him two other times.

years him two other times.
>> Health Secretary RFK Jr. once went

>> Health Secretary RFK Jr. once went

>> Health Secretary RFK Jr. once went
dinosaur with Epstein and Maxwell.

dinosaur with Epstein and Maxwell.

dinosaur with Epstein and Maxwell.
President Trump said sit on these or

President Trump said sit on these or

President Trump said sit on these or
we're going to do it for you. And I just

we're going to do it for you. And I just

we're going to do it for you. And I just
want to Bobby, I'm gonna you officially

want to Bobby, I'm gonna you officially

want to Bobby, I'm gonna you officially
in a second, but I know I on your as

in a second, but I know I on your as

in a second, but I know I on your as
well.

well.

well.
>> I've not even told Emily this yet. My

>> I've not even told Emily this yet. My

>> I've not even told Emily this yet. My
husband um a dick two weeks ago and we

husband um a dick two weeks ago and we

husband um a dick two weeks ago and we
had to get into the doctors pretty

had to get into the doctors pretty

had to get into the doctors pretty
quickly and they'd get X-rays and all of

quickly and they'd get X-rays and all of

quickly and they'd get X-rays and all of
that.

that.

that.
>> I ate ass. I took

>> I ate ass. I took

>> I ate ass. I took
into my mouth.

into my mouth.

into my mouth.
>> You can come into my any day. I will all

>> You can come into my any day. I will all

>> You can come into my any day. I will all
of you on both sides of the aisle.

And we got a good show for you tonight.

And we got a good show for you tonight.
May Martin is here. We have music from

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Mariachiel Bronx. And we'll bite right

Mariachiel Bronx. And we'll bite right

Mariachiel Bronx. And we'll bite right
back with Tyler Perry.