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When we come together For family time I know

we'll always weather The hardest times So go on,

get it, get you got

that straight?

I don't know.

Mom got me.

Oh, thank you. Dad says it's not sloped enough or

arced enough.

I say it's Cinco de Mayo and everyone's going to be fucked up anyway. It

looked great.

Thank you, Mom. You did a great job.

What am I going to do with you?

It's my favorite.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, okay.

I'm starving.

Oh, my gosh.

Are you not wearing any panties?

Yeah, they're wet. I like it this way.

And so does my boyfriend.

He's coming over later anyway.

Which boyfriend?

You've got, like, a million.

You're just jealous. I get all the boys.

You mean I'm jealous you're a slut?

It's Cinco de Mayo. Come on. Why are you doing it? It's Cinco de Mayo.

Let's have some drinks. Let's have some fun.

What are you doing? That's my stepbrother.

You think that I can't get whatever guy I want to?

That is so wrong.

What? Jesus.

Whoa.

You're not wearing any underwear either.

What? Yeah, I guess I can be a slut too.

Watching. I knocked on her right there.

She said she was a slut, so I... Look here.

I can't believe you. And you.

You're supposed to be my friend.

Best friend.

I really like her.

I said I couldn't get any guys. Just look at me now.

Yeah, my brother.

He's not even a guy.

I don't know. I think you married him.

Hey, Dad.

Why don't you come take a look at this?

Yeah.

Come on, honey.

Ooh,

pinata.

That's a really long cactus.

Oh, we're ready to smack this around.

All right. Do you want to hang it up?

Of course.

I'm going back to helping Mom.

Thanks, Dad.

The fuck was that all about?

That was a close call.

Do you think you can keep my brother's dick out of your mouth long enough to

play with this piñata now?

I'm going to play with this piñata.

All right. How about you start?

All right.

Getting kinky.

Yeah, what's up? Okay.

I'm going to step out of the way.

You almost

hit

my sister.

Go again.

God, you suck.

Let's see if you can do better.

My turn. Let's see if you can do better.

Alright. Back out of the way. Now she's mad.

She's getting feisty now.

Watch out.

I'm going to cover my junk.

Whoa.

All right, all right, enough, enough, enough.

Oh, hey.

You're dangerous with that thing.

Hey, kids.

Oh, hey. Hi, Dad.

Got some burritos.

Y 'all having fun?

Yeah. You got the pinata up. I love it. You should try it. Yeah? Dad, here, you

know what? Why don't you give this to Mom?

Put it on her. Let's see how she does. These two fail.

Oh, really? Okay.

Let's see if old mom's got it.

Mom, I have faith in you.

Okay, I don't want to hurt anybody.

Okay, cover yourself.

Be careful.

Oh, did I hit something? You did.

Hit it harder.

You're doing great, mom. I know, I'm trying.

Definitely great with the stick.

Dad.

Oh, God. That was terrible.

A little harder.

A little?

candy be good thank you sugar rush

Mm -hmm.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

I'm going to sit by these teeth.

Oh my god.

Oh God.

Oh God.

That's good, that's good.

um um

Oh my god.

Mmm.

Yeah.

Thank you.

Right there.

Thank you.

I didn't know that.

I can't get anything else to do with me

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

I can't.

Oh my gosh.

I'm sorry.

I'm so sorry.

Thank you.

Honey,

where are the kids?

Oh, they must be eating a candy store.

Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you.

Oh, it's like, oh.

Oh, pretty good.

I like cream in my taco.