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Where did I put it?

God dang it.

me again you perv no i was just gonna eat gee this is my kitchen too yeah well

you're not i'm not the one standing in here naked you know

i know you're looking at my butt i'm not

cut it out get out of here go put some clothes on okay jeez

What are you doing?

Watching TV.

You're so freaking lazy.

Why? Like, you're just watching. So what?

With the weekend, you should be out running and going to the park. And,

have a dog. Why don't you take the dog out for a run?

I don't feel like it.

Okay, well, I don't really feel like it all the time either, but you don't want

to look like that. You're getting fat and wrinkly and just like shit.

Everybody's like a fitness enthusiast.

Dude, it's not about being a fitness enthusiast. It's about caring about your

body.

Well, alright.

I take care of my body and stuff.

I did some push -ups the other day.

Oh yeah, the other day? When was that? Three months ago?

A week ago.

You're being ridiculous.

Why don't you get off your ass?

I don't feel like it.

I'm just watching TV. Why do you bother me?

Go back to the gym or whatever you do.

Whatever it is you do all day.

Before I came out.

Where's my phone?

You just had it.

I can't find it. I just had it in my hand.

Yeah, it's probably just... What?

It's probably just like right there.

I know, but if I'm looking at it, that's not it. It's over there.

I'm helping you.

Right there.

Right where?

You don't feel it?

No.

What are you doing?

What are you doing? What are

you

doing?

Stop it!

You're sweaty.

You're sweaty.

What are you doing?

Nothing.

Yeah?

It's weird.

Well, you're the one over here humping me. I know you want to see me naked.

So long.

Yeah, I know you do.

Yes.

Eat my pussy.

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