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Well, here are my boys!
How was work?
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Oh, you know,just another day of restocking
upper Point Place with durable household goods.
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Sleep soundly,
Wisconsin.
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I got some big news
from the Price Mart home office.
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Ooh! They finally gonna let you
physically discipline the workers?
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- No, but I still have a free hand at home.
- Right.
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Headquarters is having
every manager...
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make a departmental
training film.
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And they picked me
for the stockroom.
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- Stockroom. Wow!
- Yeah!
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Steve from Oshkosh
got ice and snow management.
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( Chuckles )
Loser.
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Well, Red,
that is wonderful.
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Yeah, I know.
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Every single Price Mart stock boy
will be trained in the Red Forman way.
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Oh, you mean, undermining
their self-esteem...
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until they're too weak
to fight back?
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If you would just
zip it for a second...
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you might be interested in hearing
who I want to play the stock boy.
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Oh, look, Dad,
I appreciate the thought-
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I'm gonna use this idiot!
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- All right!
- ( Hyde Cackling )
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Hangin'out
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Down the street
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The same old thing
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We did last week
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Not a thing to do
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But talk to you
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We're all all right
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We're all all right
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Hello, Wisconsin.!
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Man, I guess my movie career
is getting started sooner than I thought!
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Kelso's playing the stock boy?
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This is my
favorite thing ever.
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Well, Michael does have
marvelous bone structure.
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( Laughs )
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Oh, but you will too, honey,
once you fill out.
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Oh, man! Mom burn!
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Yep. That's twice
the normal burn.
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Dad, how can you choose Kelso
to play the Price Mart stock boy?
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You have a better suggestion?
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Hello!
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I am
a Price Mart stock boy.
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I just came
from stocking.
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At Price Mart.
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And I am currently wearing
a Price Mart stock boy smock.
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Good point, Eric.
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Give your smock to Kelso.
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Oh, I don't think my broad, photogenic
shoulders are gonna fit in that little thing.
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Now, don't take this
personal, Son.
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You're just too...
twitchy and skinny.
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Well, you know,
the camera adds 1 0 pounds.
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Yeah, 1 0.
Not 40.
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How could he pick Kelso
to play the stock boy?
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I'm the one with the
acting experience. Remember?
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I was Mushroom Number Two
in Alice in Wonderland.
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But you were
Mushroom Number One in my heart.
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- Hey.
- Oh, hey. What's up?
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- We're going to lunch.
- We're going to lunch?
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Well, actually, honey,
we're going to lunch.
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You and I
are going to lunch?
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Well, no.
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You and Donna and I
are going to lunch?
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Well, almost, honey.
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- You and Donna are going to lunch?
- ( Clicks Tongue )
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Nothing gets past you,
Einstein.
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I don't think I like the idea of you two
going out to lunch together.
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Well, what if we bring
you back a sandwich?
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Well, a sandwich isn't gonna
make me feel better, Mom.
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Okay, then.
We're leaving.
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Well, in that case,
I would like a sandwich.
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Yeah,
I don't like this day.
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Hey, dudes.
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Hey, Leo, man,
Huggy Bear called.
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He wants his suit back.
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Huggy Bear?
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This is my suit, man.
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So, to what do we owe
the fancy pants?
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Great news, man!
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I inherited a million bucks
from my dead uncle!
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- Shut up.
- No way.
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It's true! So, come on!
Let's share the wealth!
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Come on. I'll buy you
anything you want.
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Does that include burgers
and nudie mags?
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Include?
That's half the budget, man.
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Eric, have you seen Donna?
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She was supposed to help me sort out my
daytime cosmetics from my nighttime cosmetics...
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but she never showed up.
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Oh, you haven't heard?
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Donna's got a new friend...
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and I, for one,
think it's time you met her.
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Donna!
What are you doing?
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We invented
a new cookie.
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It's a variation
of the snickerdoodle.
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We're calling it
the ''DonnaKitty.''
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Or the ''Ditty.''
( Laughs )
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We haven't decided.
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Donna, you're supposed to be sorting-
as in, my cosmetics.
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Oh, yeah.
I'm real sorry I missed that.
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It started as an annoying,
but innocent lunch.
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And now they're
inventing cookies.
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It's growing, man.
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It's the freakin' Blob.
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Donna, why do you
need a new friend?
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Haven't I always
been there for you?
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Uh, no.
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I hope
your cookies burn!
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Eric, old people
and young people...
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are not supposed to
spend time together.
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It's unnatural.
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What am I
supposed to do about it?
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Well, you better
do something.
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You know what girls talk about
when they get together.
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Um, sugar and spice
and everything nice?
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That's what we're made of,
you dumb-ass.
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They talk about men,
and that would be you.
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Well, barely.
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You know, you could really use a refill
on the ''everything nice.''
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You know, I wasn't that worried
about Donna and my mom talking about me...
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but now
that I'm all paranoid...
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I'm all, like...
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paranoid.
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I mean, when did it become okay
for them to be friends?
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Right after your father replaced you
with a semi-literate pretty boy.
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That's me.
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So, I've been thinking about great actors
to model myself after...
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and I choose Travolta.
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Kelso...
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I can think of no better way
to impress Red...
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than by acting like Travolta
in his industrial film.
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Bravo, man.
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That is good advice.
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Man, I don't want Donna
and my mom talking about me.
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Yeah,
and Donna's a big mouth.
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Like, she told me how you wore makeup
to last year's class picture.
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What?
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I did not!
I did not.
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I had a zit.
Stop looking at me.
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Forman, you and I are both
victims of parental abandonment.
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Luckily, I have
a rich hippie benefactor.
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He bought me nudie mags
I'd never even heard of.
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( Imitating John Travolta )
Yeah, I'll stock this shelf!.
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But someday I'm gonna dance
across this whole city.
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That's dead-on.
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Okay, we need to talk.
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It's about, shall we say,
your new crowd.
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And don't even pretend you and Donna
aren't talking about me.
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I know what's going on here,
and it goes a little something like this-
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( Eric's Voice )
Oh, honey, you look wonderful.
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( Eric's Voice ) Say, can we look at Eric's
naked baby pictures again?
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They're right here!
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My, you could tell even then
he'd always be small.
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Yeah, he really is tiny.
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It's not satisfying.
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Well, how could it be, dear?
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But at least he's nice.
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Yeah, he's nice.
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For a nancy boy!
( Laughing )
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So, what do you say
to that?
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( Laughing )
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( Laughing Continues )
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All right, Kelso. You'll just go through
a few typical stock boy tasks...
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while I firmly, but kindly,
oversee you.
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- Got it.
- All right. Let's get started.
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Kelso...
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what the hell
are you doing?
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Oh, see, I'm going
for a Travolta thing.
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Okay, my character's
actually a dancer...
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who's just stocking shelves
until he makes it big.
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All right. Let me
paint a picture for you.
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Just close your eyes.
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Okay, imagine
with your eyes open.
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Just come with me.
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( Women Singing Disco )
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( Ends )
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Just stack the cans,
moron.
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But why
am I stacking cans?
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See, I'm thinking that
the manager is a bad guy.
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So, why would I
stack cans for him?
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Because if you don't
stack the cans...
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the manager
is going to kill you.
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Oh! So I'm afraid
for my life!
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That works.
All right. Let's act!
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Oh, no.
You're all alone.
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Where's your little buddy,
Skipper?
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Okay, sweetie.
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My friendship with Donna is making you
uncomfortable, so I'm gonna call it off.
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- Really?
- Mmm-hmm.
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Well, thank you.
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Maybe some of your loyalty
will rub off on Dad.
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Oh, don't let that
bother you.
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Michael may have
movie-star good looks...
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but you are much,
much smarter than he is.
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Okay, why couldn't you have
said that in front of everyone...
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instead of how great
Kelso's bone structure is?
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I don't want to
make anybody feel bad.
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Well, good job.
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All right, guys.
Let's shop!
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Thanks again, Leo.
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Yes, thank you.
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You know what would
make this outfit perfect?
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A cockatoo.
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Then we'll get a cockatoo.
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Or three!
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Hey, Red, listen, I've got this great new idea
I want to lay on you about our movie.
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Dad, I've heard this idea...
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and speaking as an unbiased observer
with no score to settle...
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it is great.
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Go!
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Kelso, you don't
get to have ideas.
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Dad, if I could
just interject.
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This idea will literally change
industrial filmdom forever.
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Go get 'em, Kelso!
Go!
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Okay. The stock boy
has a love interest.
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No.
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Now, before you say no,
I've already found the perfect person.
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Oh, stock boy,
I love you!
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No. Get out.
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Okay, um,
Eric's uncomfortable...
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because he thinks we talk about him-
which we don't.
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Although that story about him wearing
makeup to his class pictures was a hoot.
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But I guess
what I'm saying is, um...
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we probably shouldn't
see each other anymore.
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But it's been so nice having someone
to talk to since my mom left.
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I know.
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Someone who understands
what I'm going through.
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Oh, honey.
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Someone to make
banana bread with.
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I ate that for dinner
three nights in a row.
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Oh, you poor, sweet girl.
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What the hell?
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( Squawk )
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Boy, being a millionaire
is great.
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Well, at least you put the money
to good use.
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Fun Tart?
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Don't mind if I do.
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Candy button?
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I've got
a million of them.
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So, Leo, man,
tell us about your Uncle Ed.
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Why'd he leave you
all his money?
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Check it out, man.
It's all in this letter he sent me.
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Your Uncle Ed is Ed McMahon?
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( Chuckles )
Yeah.
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Who knew
I was Scottish?
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Uh-oh.
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Damn, Leo, you didn't
inherit a million dollars.
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That's a sweepstakes contest.
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00:16:39,500 --> 00:16:42,300
Well, then
who has my money?
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There is no money,
you son of a bitch!
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Oh.
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Wow. I guess all this stuff
has to go back.
252
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Oh, that means you too,
Feathery Frank.
253
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- Good day.
- But, Fez-
254
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I said, good day.
255
00:17:08,700 --> 00:17:11,900
( Imitating John Travolta )
I'm leaving Brooklyn, Mister Formanelli.
256
00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:25,000
And when I get to Manhattan,
I'm gonna be a star.
257
00:17:26,100 --> 00:17:28,100
So, what do you think?
258
00:17:29,300 --> 00:17:32,500
You're fired.
259
00:17:33,700 --> 00:17:36,200
You.
260
00:17:42,500 --> 00:17:46,000
( Man Narrating ) Price Mart is onlyas strong as its weakest stock boy.
261
00:17:45,900 --> 00:17:50,300
Just look at what onewell-trained worker can accomplish.
262
00:17:53,100 --> 00:17:55,500
Neat, efficient, organized.
263
00:17:55,400 --> 00:17:57,800
The Price Mart way.
264
00:17:57,700 --> 00:18:02,300
And each job completed with thataward-winning Price Mart attitude.
265
00:18:08,400 --> 00:18:13,200
Remember,you can't spellstock boy without ''Oh, boy.!''
266
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Perfect.
267
00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:21,000
Well, who would have thought
a stock boy would do a good job...
268
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playing a stock boy?
269
00:18:23,500 --> 00:18:26,600
Yeah, I mean,
it's a topsy-turvy world.
270
00:18:27,400 --> 00:18:30,600
Yeah.
You did a good job.
271
00:18:31,600 --> 00:18:35,100
Wait a minute.
Are you proud of me?
272
00:18:36,600 --> 00:18:40,000
No, no, no, no, no.
I didn't say that.
273
00:18:39,900 --> 00:18:42,100
So...
274
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do we hug now?
275
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Men don't hug.
276
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My daddy loves me!
277
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- Shut it!
- I love you too, Daddy!
278
00:19:01,200 --> 00:19:03,800
Oh, well,
look who's here.
279
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Do a little shopping, ladies?
280
00:19:06,600 --> 00:19:09,500
Well, it's not like
I can take my dad shopping.
281
00:19:09,500 --> 00:19:12,400
I mean, every time the sales lady
brings over some underwear...
282
00:19:12,300 --> 00:19:15,200
he gets embarrassed
and goes, ''Whoo-hoo!''
283
00:19:16,500 --> 00:19:19,800
So, I suppose you have
something snarky to say about that.
284
00:19:24,200 --> 00:19:26,100
You know what?
285
00:19:26,100 --> 00:19:28,100
I don't.
286
00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:31,400
- Really?
- No.
287
00:19:32,300 --> 00:19:34,400
Look, your mom...
288
00:19:34,400 --> 00:19:36,600
can't take you shopping, so...
289
00:19:36,500 --> 00:19:39,300
it's cool with me
if you guys want to hang out.
290
00:19:39,200 --> 00:19:41,700
Honey, I am so glad
you understand.
291
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- Yeah, Eric, thanks.
- Yeah.
292
00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:46,400
Yeah,just, look, please...
293
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no talking about me, okay?
294
00:19:50,400 --> 00:19:54,300
And no looking at
my naked baby pictures either.
295
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They're... misleading.
296
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Honey, I've already
seen you naked.
297
00:20:06,600 --> 00:20:07,900
Mom.
298
00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:11,000
Oh, and she's
already seen you naked!
299
00:20:12,600 --> 00:20:15,500
You know what? From now on,
that's all we should talk about.
300
00:20:15,500 --> 00:20:18,300
Okay. Leaving now.
301
00:20:22,500 --> 00:20:24,500
Okay, here he is
on the potty.
302
00:20:24,500 --> 00:20:28,500
Look how hard
he's concentrating.
303
00:20:28,300 --> 00:20:31,300
Oh, I have
some earlier ones.
304
00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:35,000
Look at that baby.
305
00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:38,000
Didn't he have
the cutest little behind?
306
00:20:37,800 --> 00:20:39,300
Yeah!
307
00:20:39,200 --> 00:20:42,200
So when did he lose it?
308
00:20:42,200 --> 00:20:45,100
Right around
when he turned 1 0.
309
00:20:45,100 --> 00:20:47,000
It was the strangest thing.
Poof.
310
00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:48,900
Like someone ironed him.
9999
00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00
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