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- [theme music playing] - Kiff! ♪

♪ Kiff! Kiff! ♪

♪ Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! ♪

♪ Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! ♪

♪ Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! ♪

♪ Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! ♪

♪ Yeah! ♪

♪ Kiff! ♪

[♪ theme music concludes ♪]

[both chuckle]

[narrator] Brought to you by Balloon Depot.

It's never too soon... for balloon.

[♪ playful instrumental music playing ♪]

Ever wonder if we're too old for the seesaw?

Well, now I do.

Hey, look!

[Kiff] Ooh, high school kids.

I wonder what they're talking about.

Let's go eavesdrop, and maybe we'll hear some juicy goss.

[♪ adventurous instrumental music playing ♪]

Yo, Wibbon, what time's your party start?

Oh, it starts at 6:00 and goes until...

question mark.

[all laughing]

- [Ben] Yeah. - Yeah, it's gonna be epic.

Even though I totally forgot to buy balloons,

and now all the balloon stores are closed or whatever.

- Aw! - Aw!

[Barry] I have plenty of balloons at my house.

My mom ordered ten balloons for her boss's 55th birthday,

and they accidentally sent 10,000

and Balloon Depot said just to keep them.

[birds chirping]

Uh... cool. Can you bring 'em?

- To your house? - To your party?

[both] To your party and your house?

Yeah. And, you know, stay for the party if you want.

We'll be there with bells on.

And 9,990 balloons!

All right, rock and roll.

[pants] That was amazing.

It's so cool how he says, 'Rock and roll' like that.

[Kiff] We're going to the biggest party of the year.

[doorbell rings]

Oh, hey, come on in!

- [♪ whimsical music playing ♪] - Oh, are we early?

Huh? Oh, no.

High school kids always arrive, like, fashionably late.

Oh!

But it's great that you're here.

You want to, like, help me set up for the party?

- Yes. - Absolutely.

Okay, backyard's a mess, none of the decorations are up,

snack table needs some attention, and all the light bulbs need changing.

Oh, oh! And don't forget to blow up those balloons.

You know what? Uh, you two should get started,

and I'll make a list of everything else.

- Ooh! We got this, Danny. - We won't let you down.

Rock and roll.

[♪ upbeat electronic music playing ♪]

[♪ music concludes ♪]

This sure seems like a lot of work.

No, this is just how high school parties are.

Everyone chips in.

Okay, but aren't we just kind of doing chores right now?

Oh, guys, my bad. Um, can you also clean the gutters?

[both] You got it, Danny!

[♪ upbeat electronic music playing ♪]

[♪ energetic dance music playing ♪]

- [laughing] - ♪ Party time ♪

♪ Party time ♪

♪ Party, party ♪

- ♪ Party, party time ♪ - [laughing]

♪ Time to party Party time ♪

- Hi, welcome to the party. - May we take your coats?

♪ Check the time Party time ♪

Okay, just hang on to this until the end of the evening.

♪ It's a party, party time... ♪

Hmm. Seems to be slowing down a little.

Yeah, but, you know, there might be some stragglers.

- [laughing] - ♪ Party time ♪

♪ Party time Time to party ♪

I still can't believe we're at a high school party.

Yeah, but I mean, are we really?

I don't know. It feels kind of like a job, a little.

No, we're just, you know, we're just helping out.

Mini quiche? Mini quiche?

Enjoy.

Oh, hey. Can you believe it? We're at a high school party.

I know, right?

[Barry] Hmm.

Oh, this is the best day of my life.

[Danny] Where's the waiter? Somebody clogged the sink with a mini quiche.

On it, D-Wibs.

Hey, uh, do either of you have a TV at home?

Well, yeah, we have a TV.

Perfect. Okay, so mine's on the fritz, so I'm gonna need you to go get that TV.

Oh, uh...

- For the party. - S... Sure, um...

Rock and roll!

♪ It is time to party Have you, have you any time ♪

♪ It's a party, party time... ♪

This is kind of like that time we carried that piano all around town.

Mm.

Yeah, remember that?

Have you ever noticed that Danny never says thank you?

No. No, he must have said thank you at one point.

We've been doing so much.

No, no, he just says, 'Rock and roll.'

Hmm.

[gasps] Oh! I know what's happening.

Danny's just saving all his thank-yous

for one huge thank-you speech at the end of the party.

- He is? - I'm sure of it.

He's gonna give us a special shout-out in front of everyone,

get everyone to clap for us and stuff.

[sighs, chuckles] Wow. I hope we remember to be humble

when everyone is clapping and thanking us.

Trust me, we can't stop now. We gotta double down

and make it impossible for him not to thank us, okay?

[slurps]

This is the best milkshake I've ever had.

Glad you like it!

Whoa, where'd you guys get a blender?

- From my house. - And then we searched TableTube

for best milkshake in the world

and then made a Slim Pickins run to get all the ingredients.

Have a taste.

[slurps, smacks lips repeatedly]

Oh, wow!

Hey, only one thing to say after drinking a milkshake this good.

[♪ suspenseful music playing ♪]

Rock and roll.

- [♪ dance music playing ♪] - I don't get it.

[clanking]

Everybody quiet down! Danny's gonna speak.

All right, all right, all right, all right!

Listen, I can't let everybody leave

before saying one important thing.

This party couldn't have happened without the selfless contributions of these two.

Kiff, Barry, I've been saying 'rock and roll' all night,

which everyone knows is my funny way of saying thank you.

But it's just not the same.

So I would like to officially say,

'Thank you, Kiff and Barry.'

Thank you. Thank you.

A million times, thank you.

[cheering]

Kiff... You okay?

Oh, I was having a... having the most beautiful dream.

- [clanking] - [Trevor] Everybody, quiet down!

Whoa, and now it's happening for real.

Danny's gonna speak.

Uh, hey, so I can't let everyone leave

before saying one important thing.

[♪ epic music playing ♪]

- Barry, this is it. - I never should've doubted you.

Everybody see these two?

I want to make sure everyone knows who these two are.

I want you to know who they are, because these are the two

you're gonna give your trash to on the way out.

[♪ music fades ♪]

Give your trash to these two so they can bag it all up

and take it to the dump.

Think of them as two little trash cans.

You want us to take your trash to the dump?

Now?

Well, yeah, I don't want you to have to come back in the morning.

- Oh, well, that's nice. - Oh, that's nice.

That'll make a lot of noise, and I like to sleep in.

[munches]

Bye! Bye, everybody! Bye!

Hey, uh, are you two okay?

You seem kind of, like, negative vibes right now.

Excuse me, Kiff. I wanted to take a moment

to thank you for helping me carry the TV earlier.

Yes, you're welcome, Barry.

And I would like to thank you for bringing all those balloons.

They really made the party.

My pleasure. It really means a lot to me that you thanked me.

Rock and roll.

[both groan]

Yo, we just had to come back

and tell you how great this party was.

Yeah, way better than your last one.

Your last one didn't even have ice, or music, or a couch,

or balloons, or cups.

We could go on and on listing things,

but we just wanted to say thank you.

Oh, you're welcome.

[Ben] No, we were talking to Kiff and Barry.

Hope you two are here for the next one.

Look, Wibbon, we'll take all this trash to the dump,

and we'll even come to your next party and do it all again!

All we need, on your end,

is to hear you say, one time, 'Thank you.'

Hey, you're right.

[♪ dramatic music plays, concludes ♪]

Rock and roll.

Rock and roll so much.

[chuckles softly] Rock and roll.

Rock... and roll.

What the heck? [chuckles] Why can't I say rock and roll?

What? Rock... Rock and... Rock and roll.

No, plea... please, I'm having, like, a serious issue right now.

I'm... I'm trying to say rock and roll, but I keep...

I... No, rock and roll.

Two bowls of ice cream for my little party animals.

A thank you would be nice.

[both] It would!

[both] Thank you!

You're welcome.

[both laughing]

[kisses]

[♪ eerie music playing ♪]

You don't need them, Danny. You only need me.

Only me.

Rock and roll.

[Helen] Brought to you by Worm Chips. They taste better than they sound.

Yes, that and some Worm Chips.

They taste better than they sound.

How did we get roped into doing Helen's errands again?

She said it was a big part of our grade?

Sometimes I worry we're too trusting.

Maybe. Hey, Kiff, do you remember Ed?

The wizard who scammed our entire school?

[gasps]

And who is supposed to be banished from town?

What is he doing here?

He must be doing some kind of big grocery scam.

Not on our watch.

[♪ mischievous music playing ♪]

- We got you, Ed! We caught you! - [screams]

The old greeting card scam. And you almost got away with it.

No, you don't understand.

There's no scam this time, children. I am a changed man.

I'm in love with her.

You know, when I say to 'bag the goods,' I mean...

I mean, how could you not fall in love with that?

Yikes...

- ...Ee... - ...Ola.

I know. I can't eat. Can't even sleep.

I don't know what to do with myself.

All I want to do is take care of her.

[Helen] ...and so I don't pay.

We should help him.

Plus, if Helen got a boyfriend,

then she'd have someone else doing her bidding.

Kiff, Barry. These groceries aren't going to bag themselves.

Ed, we are going to help you woo Helen.

Bless you, children.

Love's arrow can be hard to dodge.

Let's save some time with a fun montage.

- [♪ cheerful music playing] - [coughs]

[doorbell rings]

Free speaker. Nice.

[thunder rumbling]

I've got one last idea.

It's a bit complicated, but it just might work.

- Now. - [screams] Uh... Helen.

Please hear me out. I am in love with you.

- Who are you? - [Kiff winces]

It's me, Ed. I was a teacher at Table Town School?

I taught Wiz Ed.

I also do magic. I used it for evil.

You came to the tram station and battled me.

I got banished from town.

It was humiliating.

Uh, yeah, you stole my swag.

Nope, that was a dolphin.

Oh, yeah, I stole your swag!

[laughs] What a crazy day!

Well, anyway...

Wait, Helen. Ed wants to take you to dinner.

Sorry, Talking Bush. I don't go to dinner with duds.

[snickers]

- [sighs] - [♪ emotional music playing]

♪ I can make it rain soda from the sky ♪

♪ I can conjure up the world's most delicious pie ♪

♪ I have spells and potions ♪

♪ Crystal bowls and cauldrons too ♪

Sorry.

♪ But there's a different type of magic from all of the above ♪

♪ And that magic is called love ♪

♪ It's not a spell that you can learn ♪

♪ It's not a candle you can burn ♪

♪ It's not a potion you can own ♪

♪ Because love's a type of magic ♪

♪ That you can't do alone ♪

♪ I can turn that guy into a frog ♪

♪ Give him wings of a bat with legs of a dog ♪

♪ I can turn the sun black so it's always night ♪

♪ Or grant this penguin the gift of flight ♪

♪ Every spell that I can do ♪

♪ Means nothing if I can't have you ♪

♪ Every spell that I can do ♪

♪ Means nothing if I can't have you ♪

♪ It's not a spell that you can learn ♪

♪ It's not a candle you can burn ♪

♪ It’s not a potion you can own ♪

♪ Because love’s a type of magic that you can’t do alone ♪

♪ I can turn that guy into a frog ♪

♪ Give him wings of a bat with legs of a dog ♪

♪ I can turn the sun black so it’s always night ♪

♪ Or grant this penguin the gift of flight ♪

♪ Every spell that I can do ♪

♪ Means nothing if I can’t have you ♪

♪ Every spell that I can do ♪

♪ Means nothing if I can’t have you ♪

♪ It’s not a spell that you can learn ♪

♪ It’s a different type of magic ♪

♪ It’s not a candle you can burn ♪

♪ It’s a different type of magic ♪

♪ It’s not a potion you can own ♪

♪ Because love's a type of magic ♪

♪ That you can't do alone ♪

Oh, Ed.

[horns honking]

I suppose I could let you take me out to dinner.

Girls gotta eat.

[honking]

[♪ elegant classical music playing ♪]

- [Helen laughs] - [Ed laughs] They're the worst!

I think I'm falling for you.

[gasps] Helen, we're in love.

Oh-ho...

It feels good to be able to eat again.

If you wanted spaghetti, you should have ordered spaghetti.

- Yes, but we're in love. - [grunts]

What does love have to do with spaghetti?

A couple in love should share everything.

[wails]

Ed, wait! It’s only spaghetti!

It’s never just spaghetti.

I’m taking the next tram out of Table Town!

Never to return! [sobs]

[sobbing]

Helen, what did you do?

I don’t know, Kiff.

I think I just made the first mistake of my life.

And now it’s too late. He’s headed to the tram station.

No, it's never too late.

Let's run to the tram station like they do in the movies.

I love movies! Let’s go!

[♪ emotional music playing ♪]

- [grunts] - [grunts]

Sorry. Sorry.

Sorry.

I'm sorry.

[♪ music stops ♪]

[crickets chirping]

[♪ emotional music resumes ♪]

[groans]

It's over. He's gone. [sobs]

I've got an idea.

[clanks]

You're lucky I'm a hopeless romantic.

- You got five minutes. - I only need one.

What's that? A key to your spaghetti cabinet?

No, it's a key to my heart... slash apartment.

You're giving me the keys to your apartment?

Yes. I'm sorry I didn't let you take a bite of my spaghetti.

I... really love spaghetti.

I love spaghetti, too.

[both laughing]

[Ed] That's right.

You go to my place and wait for me.

I'm going to get us two orders of spaghetti.

[slurps] Thank you, kids. Now that I have my Ed,

he'll be the one helping me with my shopping from now on.

It's all we ever wanted.

I’m home, Eddy-bear!

Eddy-bear?

My creepy old junk trunk?

Filled with all my magical valuables?

No!

Wait, Ed was scamming the whole time

just so he could steal from Helen's creepy old junk trunk?

- Look, there's a note. - 'Dear Helen...'

[Ed] I was scamming the whole time

just so I could steal from your creepy old junk trunk.

'Love, Ed.'

But what did he steal?

[cackles] The Shorts of Doogadu!

The most powerful pair of shorts in the world!

They can hold so many stolen goods!

[grunts] Take that! Mine!

[cackles] I'm such a scallywag!

[bystanders screaming]

A pair of shorts?

Magical shorts.

[sobs]

[laughs hysterically]

Wow, you bounce back fast.

I knew Ed was scamming me the whole time.

I posted that KlipKlop knowing that he couldn't resist

trying to steal the Shorts of Doogadu.

But what he doesn't know...

- What doesn't he know? - Give it a second.

...is that now I have all of his stuff.

You were never in love?

Oh, I'm in love.

[grunts, snickers]

In love with the contents of this wallet.

[kisses]

Look, I don't have five nuts. All my money was in my shorts.

Can you please just let me on?

If only I had my wand, I could fly home.

- Where is your wand? - In the same shorts!

Clean the potatoes out of your ears!

Wait! I... love you?

I'm married.

[♪ end theme music playing ♪]

[♪ music concludes ♪]