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♪ Kiff! ♪

♪ Kiff! Kiff! ♪

♪ Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! ♪

♪ Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! ♪

♪ Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! ♪

♪ Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! ♪

♪ Yeah! ♪

♪ Kiff! ♪

- [chuckles] - [laughs]

[both laughing]

[narrator 1] Brought to you by Boho Robots.

Beep, beep. How dare you say that to me?

Your software is totally compromised.

Get your retractable grabber out of my vision port, Lichelle.

[both] Whoa!

We interrupt Boho Robots with news of a rocket launch

happening today at the Table Town Aeronautical Base.

Their mission? To retrieve Slimmy P,

the Slim Pickens mascot who blasted into space

months ago and has been floating aimlessly.

Oh, yeah, I heard about this.

We gotta get down to that rocket launch.

I want to high-five an astronaut so bad!

Me too. I had no idea I wanted this until this very moment,

but now it is the only thing that means anything to me.

Which is kind of weird when you think about it,

because I've always been aware of astronauts,

I've just never put the two... Oh, here we are.

Oh, my gosh! Look! It's Mission Commander Goldie Crispo!

This is it. It's happening.

Hey, kids. Never stop dreaming.

- [voice over speaker] Ten... - Oh, my stars. I gotta go.

- Nine... - To space!

- Hu-hubba wha? - Eight...

- Seven... - Are you okay?

- I can't lower my hand. - Six...

- Oh, of course. - Five...

You got left hanging. Here. [grunts]

Four...

- Three... Two... - Hm. Maybe it has to be

a high five from the person who left you hanging?

One...

Ladies and gentlemen, we have liftoff.

Kiff, I can't live the rest of my life like this.

We're gonna fix it, Bar. I promise.

Hi, Barry!

Hello, Kiff and Barry. What can medical science do for you today?

Barry went to high five an astronaut,

and then she launched into space.

Oh, you got left hanging.

I'm sorry, medical science can't do anything for you.

We're just not there yet.

But here, my wife runs a support group

for people in your condition.

Good luck, kid.

We got a visual. Try to get me closer, Rex.

We're coming for you, Slimmy!

Hello, I'm Dr. Regina Lyon.

Welcome to 'Left Hanging, A New Beginning.'

Would anyone like to share?

Oh, wonderful!

So many people want to speak.

Yes, you there.

Oh, no. I... I see your confusion.

My hand is up, but that's just because I was left hanging.

I'm not ready to share.

Ah, I see.

I do think that person would like to speak.

Nope, just left hanging. But if I'm not mistaken,

that person over there has two hands up,

so I'm almost positive they wanna share.

Oh, no, sorry. I was left hanging twice.

- They were twins. - [Ben] Twins?

I don't wanna talk about it!

Okay, does anyone here

actually want to say anything this week?

No? Sweet.

I guess we can all just leave early.

Good work, everyone.

Well, that was a bust.

[exhales deeply]

Gotcha, bud. Yeah!

[grunts]

He's going home.

Aw. That looked like a nice high five.

I never thought I'd envy anthropomorphic corn.

Glarbin, we need you to video call the astronauts.

- No. - Barry, show him.

Oh! I see. Come with me.

[grunts]

[beeping]

[chuckles nervously] As you can see,

eating cereal in space is a little different.

You can stop doing cute space stuff.

This isn't being televised.

Oh.

There's a young boy here who needs to speak to one of you.

Go on, son. Tell him what happened.

[breathes deeply]

♪ The day was as young as I ♪

♪ The sun was low in the sky ♪

♪ And my future looking bright ♪

♪ With you in my sight ♪

♪ I... ♪

♪ Raised my arm high into the blue ♪

♪ I tried to make eye contact with you ♪

♪ So much of my life that I was still plannin' ♪

♪ But you left me hangin' ♪

♪ What am I to do ♪

♪ Left standing there like a fool ♪

♪ And there are some facts I must face ♪

♪ My five will never be high enough ♪

♪ To reach you in space ♪

♪ And I raised my arm high into the blue ♪

♪ I tried to make eye contact with you ♪

♪ So much of my life that I was still plannin' ♪

♪ But you left me hangin' ♪

♪ Don’t leave me hanging ♪

♪ Don’t leave me hanging ♪

♪ You left me hanging ♪

♪ Oh ♪

♪ I raised my arm high into the blue ♪

♪ I tried to make eye contact with you ♪

♪ So much of my life that I was still plannin' ♪

♪ But you left me hangin' ♪

Sor... Sorry, we lost you there for a little bit.

Were you singing a song or something?

Mission Commander Goldie Crispo left Barry hanging.

[gasps] I did?! I'm so sorry.

I... In all my years of space service,

I've never left anyone hanging.

Will you cancel your mission and return to Table Town?

I'm sorry, but we can't just cancel the mission.

We're going to be in space for the next fifty years,

running important experiments

and retrieving other lost mascots.

Waste of budget. Space clowns.

[door closes]

[guitar playing]

Well, this is my life now.

I'll never be able to go to a live auction.

I'll have to answer every question in class from now on.

And if there's ever a crime and they ask who did it,

I go to jail.

[sighs deeply]

We can't give up!

But, Kiff, if the astronauts won't come to me...

Then I guess you'll just have to go to them.

What are you saying?

Kiff and Barry are building a spaceship.

All set, cadet?

See you on the other side, Kiff.

[beeps]

Commence launch sequence.

Uh, Kiff, checking in here, did we design this spaceship

so that two keys have to be turned at the same time?

[Kiff over radio] That's right, Barry.

Yep, this isn't gonna work.

Wow. I can't believe that didn't occur to us before.

We wasted, like, two days on this thing.

[gasps] Barry! Look out!

[gasps] That's it!

Astronaut Goldie high-fived Slimmy P in space,

and he just high-fived you!

Through the transitive property, you just got your high five from Goldie!

Oh, you're right!

[breathes deeply]

- Oh, no, it's not... Oh. - Nuts.

Now what?

I was hoping you'd be here.

[chuckles] Ready to finish this mission?

Too slow!

- Oh. - Barry!

[laughs]

Worth it.

[all laughing]

[Glarbin's nephew] What happened next, Unkie Glarbin?

Well, my memory is a little foggy.

Some say this whole story never even happened.

Others say it happened twice.

And still others believe that Barry's joke was so hilarious,

it sent the two friends

- back in time and... - [yawns]

...and reset their timeline to normal.

Now, go to future sleep, my little nephew.

[narrator 2] Brought to you by Babette's Baby Carrots.

Keep on chewing.

[Kristophe snoring softly]

Mm, guess we're staying inside today.

[thunder crashes]

- Oh, my. - What's happening?

Why is everyone looking at each other nervously

but also excited?

Kiff, in our hall closet, there is a board game.

'Head of the Table.'

This board game makes us all so competitive

and causes so much...

- Yelling. - Arguing.

- Crying. - ...that we had to stop playing it.

[thunder crashing]

Except during loud thunderstorms.

I like games.

Wait! I'm not sure we should let Kiff see this side of us.

Now, Barry, everyone has matured a great deal

since the last thunderstorm.

I think we're all capable of playing a friendly, mellow game.

[thunder crashes]

[chuckles] I'm not worried at all. I love you guys!

How bad could a cute little board game be?

[thunder crashes]

- You're all going down. - You're the one who's going down.

- You both are going down. - [growls]

- It is on! - You better watch your back.

- [Terri] Oh, yeah? - [Mary] You wish.

Okay, let's choose our game pieces...

I want Green Canoe!

You always get Green Canoe. You should be Yellow Tram.

I'm Blue Bus for once in my life.

[barking, growling]

[arguing]

Hold on, everybody! I'll be Yellow Tram.

I don't mind.

Terri, why don't you be Red Tractor?

And Barry, you take Orange Airplane.

Okay. How do we play?

The goal of the game is to make it to the head of the table.

You have to get at least fifty nuts.

- It's one hundred nuts. - What? No, it's fifty.

It is one hundred nuts, and it's always been.

[arguing]

- Five! Zero! - You gotta roll a six,

or you get sent to the Garden of Worms.

- You're not explaining this well. - Let me finish!

Okay, I'm all caught up. This game sounds fun.

It's been nice knowing you all.

[thunder crashes]

[Kiff] Okay, I landed on Table Town Library.

All right. 'You have three overdue books,

pay six nuts, and miss three turns?'

- [Mary] Oh! - [snickering]

Hey, come on!

It is her first time playing. Let her draw again.

- All right. - Yeah!

Fine.

'You check out a book and find some money in the pages.

Take six nuts from the player to your right.'

'You're in a hurry.

Cut someone in line at Pawva's Java.

Send one player back two spaces.'

Hmm. Barry.

Oh, Cafe Penguino!

'A table for four just opened up.

Pick three players to enjoy a fancy meal on us

and collect ten nuts.'

I pick Mom...

Harry, and...

Kiff.

Oh...

- Bar? - [thunder crashes]

[both sigh]

What's going on?

He does this sometimes. He'll be back.

[Kristophe snoring softly]

[thunder rumbling]

Hey, bud. You okay?

Oh, hi, Kiff. Yes, I'm fine. So fine.

Just needed a little break

from my family being so competitive, you know?

Okay. Well, uh, you wanna go back now and keep playing?

Sure.

You know, I really like this game,

and I think maybe I'm pretty good at it, too.

Maybe I'll even win.

[thunder crashes]

Go to Bort Grigg's Carpet Emporium.

Oh, how nice.

No, no, no! Read the entire card.

Oh. I'm sorry. Was there more?

'Go to Bort Grigg's Carpet Emporium and apply for a job.

Your resume was rejected! Miss a turn.'

Unbelievable, Mother!

Cheater, cheater, pumpkin eater!

- You caught me. - Ha, ha, ha! Finally,

Barry's turn...

[blows] Barry needs a new pair of shoes.

Yes! City Hall! You are all going down.

[groaning]

'Run for city manager. You win!

Sentence one player to the Garden of Worms.'

Whatever.

'Someone accidentally shredded the Table Town Constitution.

Punish them for their crimes.' [laughs maniacally]

Miss Terrence Buns! Worm time, baby!

'Your work as city manager has earned you a nomination

for a TT HOTY. Eliminate your competition!'

Do you like worms?

Cause I've got a garden full of them

with your name on it!

This is how you treat your mother.

[snarls]

How's everybody feeling? Should we take a snack break?

- [slurping] - [chewing]

[munching]

[thunder crashes]

Gotta pee. BRB.

PBRB.

What's gonna happen if Barry loses?

I don't know. Probably get really sad.

Gee.

[sobbing]

[sobbing continues]

[cheering]

[laughing]

[sobbing]

[sobbing continues]

Oh, no. I don't wanna fish in an ocean made out of Barry tears.

When Barry comes back, I'm gonna tell him I'm forfeiting.

It's just not that important to me.

[thunder crashes]

[Barry] Yeah, this game's just not for everyone, Kiff.

[thunder crashing]

[groans] Barry, I'm quitting the game.

Yeah, 'cause you know you can't win.

No.

You can say it's not important to you,

but deep down, we all know the truth.

You need a spine to play this game.

Some people have it, some people don't.

I don't blame you for quitting.

It's really your only option.

You see, when you play Head of the Table...

there can only be one head.

- And one... - [thunder crashes]

butt.

- [gasping] - [thunder crashes]

- Go get him. - [thunder crashes]

[thunder crashing]

[blows] Barry doesn't need a new pair of shoes.

Gasp!

[laughs] I landed on the tram station!

[gasping]

Wonder where it will take me.

All the way to the top of Mount Table...

and the mayoral council!

[laughing maniacally]

[screams]

[laughing continues]

Wait, what happens now? I forget.

You've made it to the head of the table!

The only way Barry can win now is to roll a six.

The odds of that are one in a hundred.

Never tell me the odds!

[blows]

Barry, this game is not getting to me.

But if you roll a six, I will never talk to you again.

And if I don't roll the six, I will go back in time

and stop us from ever being friends.

- This game is nuts. - It's happening!

[thunder crashes]

[birds chirping]

Hey, the storm is over!

Okay, come on, everyone. You know the rule. [laughs]

Oh, yeah. [laughs]

There's a rainbow outside!

Hey, you two, are you coming?

[laughing]

[grunts]

[all laughing]

- Told you this game is insane! - [laughs]

Oh, my gosh! You are so crazy.

[both laughing]