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- [theme music playing] - Kiff! ♪

♪ Kiff! Kiff! ♪

♪ Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! ♪

♪ Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! ♪

♪ Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! ♪

♪ Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! ♪

♪ Yeah! ♪

♪ Kiff! ♪

[♪ theme music concludes ♪]

[both chuckle]

[narrator] Brought to you by Little Louis' Louis-copter.

Costs a pile, but you'll arrive in style.

[♪ intriguing instrumental music playing ♪]

What do you think Candle is gonna screen for us?

Hope it's the new Chubbles Wubbington movie,

The Speedy and the Seething Part 17.

- Ooh! - That'd be cool.

Thank you for coming, dear friends.

Without further ado,

I give you the world premiere of my music video...

'Backpack.'

[♪ upbeat electronic music playing ♪]

♪ Lip gloss, highlighter ♪

♪ Hair tie, gum wrapper ♪

♪ Gel pens, pencil ♪

♪ Box juice, stapler ♪

♪ Eraser, bracelet ♪

♪ Charger, unseen-a-brace ♪

♪ Rubber band, loose change ♪

♪ Notepad, bouncy ball ♪

♪ These are the things that are in my backpack ♪

♪ These are the things that are in my backpack ♪

♪ These are the things... ♪

The heck is this?

♪ These are the things that are in my backpack ♪

♪ So many things I can fit in my backpack ♪

♪ I can pack this and that and that ♪

♪ And also this and also that And also this and also that ♪

♪ And so many things I can fit in my backpack ♪

♪ Packing things in my backpack is great ♪

♪ I like to pack things all day ♪

♪ Packing things in my backpack is what I like to do ♪

♪ And my name is Candle... ♪

Whoa, you have a home recording studio?

Yeah, my dad does. Did you like the video?

Can we... see the recording studio?

♪...that are in my backpack... ♪

Di... Did you... Did you like the vi...

[whistles]

[gasps] Is that your dad with Feline Mion?

Yeah, she recorded all the music for his film Boat Tragedy

in this very studio.

[all] Ooh!

Huh?

[drum beats playing]

♪ La-la-la, la-la-la, la ♪

[clears throat] Pardon me.

♪ Singing, singing! ♪

Wait a minute.

All this goofing around is giving me a great idea,

an idea that no group of friends has ever had before.

Let's record a hit song!

[all] Yeah!

[off-key] ♪ And that's why kids are the future! ♪

Okay, everyone did great, but that...

just wasn't a hit song.

[sighs] Agreed.

[sighs] Why isn't this easier? We just want to make

one little hit song. What's missing?

[helicopter blades whirring]

Oh, uh, what the heck's that noise?

Hello? Did... Did someone order a ride to Ottoman Flats?

Huh, hi!

Oh, hey, that was my dad. He's always ordering

Louis-copters and then forgetting.

I'm pretty sure he went to laser tag with his spiders.

Well, I get paid either way. Can I use your bathroom?

[♪ whimsical music playing ♪]

Let's try it again.

♪ When I look in the mirror ♪

♪ I see a kid looking back at me ♪

♪ So many dreams and hopes and fears ♪

♪ Who will this kid be? ♪

♪ Growing like a sunflower on a mountain ♪

So sorry, I...

I just have to compliment you on your toilet paper.

It's so fluffy!

- What? [scoffs] - [Kiff] Cut!

We were in the middle of recording a hit song,

and you ruined it.

Oh, golly, I'm awful sorry.

Ugh. L... L... Let's see if I can trim it out.

[Louis over recording] It's so fluffy!

Wait, that's it.

What's it?

Reggie, can you isolate just Louis' voice?

[Louis over recording] It's so fluffy!

Uh, trim 'it's' and slow it down a little.

[plays slower] So fluffy!

- A little more. - [plays even slower] So fluffy!

That's what was missing!

[all cheering]

- [electropop music playing] - So fluffy! ♪

♪ So fluffy! So fluffy! So fluffy! ♪

♪ So fluffy! ♪

♪ So fluffy! So fluffy! So fluffy! ♪

- [all] Yeah! - [fan] Fluff slaps!

[laughs] Folks, six middle school children

dropped off a song this morning.

And they were so adorable, we decided to play it for ya.

Now, we haven't heard it yet, but like we said, just adorable.

♪ So fluffy, wanna rub my cheek on it ♪

♪ So soft and great to touch ♪

♪ When something is this fluffy ♪

♪ Woah, woah I love it so much ♪

♪ It's soft like fluffy little puppies ♪

♪ Snoring gently in your lap ♪

♪ It's warm and snug and safe ♪

♪ Like being covered in fluffy bubble wrap ♪

♪ You never felt anything so soft ♪

♪ You never felt anything so comfy ♪

♪ You never felt anything so nice ♪

♪ You never felt anything so fluffy ♪

♪ You never felt anything so fluffy ♪

♪ You never felt anything ♪

♪ So fluffy ♪

♪ So fluffy So fluffy, so fluffy ♪

♪ So fluffy ♪

♪ So fluffy So fluffy, so fluffy ♪

♪ S-O-F-L... ♪

♪ So fluffy! ♪

♪ ...U-F-F-Y ♪

♪ So fluffy! ♪

♪ S-O-F-L... ♪

[on TV] ♪ So fluffy! ♪

♪...U-F-F-Y ♪

♪ So fluffy! ♪

- ♪ So fluffy ♪ - ♪ S-O-F-L... So fluffy! ♪

- ♪ So fluffy, so fluffy ♪ - ♪...U-F-F-Y ♪

- ♪ So fluffy! ♪ - ♪ So fluffy! ♪

- ♪ So fluffy ♪ - ♪ S-O-F-L... ♪

♪ So fluffy! ♪

- ♪ So fluffy, so fluffy ♪ - ♪ ...U-F-F-Y ♪

- ♪ So fluffy! ♪ - ♪ So fluffy! ♪

So fluffy!

This is it! The best song!

I never want to hear another song again!

She never wants to hear another song again?

Gee, I suddenly have a bad feeling about this.

Don't be such a wet blanket, Kiff.

What's the worst a hit song can do?

Inside this dump truck is every song that's ever been recorded

prior to So Fluffy.

And I have instructed the driver to take all this inferior music

to the dump and bury it under all the gross garbage

where it belongs!

[cheering]

Wait, do we really need to...

[♪ electropop music playing ♪]

♪ So fluffy ♪

[♪ ceremonial version of 'So Fluffy' playing ♪]

[♪ brass band plays 'So Fluffy' ♪]

'Chains of Chains'?

- [heavy rock music playing] - So fluffy! ♪

Five Pigeons Reality Show theme song?

- [upbeat acapella music plays] - So fluffy! ♪

♪ So fluffy! ♪

[scoffs] Try 'Bort Grig's Carpet Store Sad Commercial Babies.'

- [melancholic jingle playing] - So fluffy! ♪

Wait, let me try something.

[♪ theme music playing ♪]

- So fluffy! ♪ - [♪ music ends]

Oh, wow. This is bad.

[crying in distance]

[crying]

Helen?

Are you okay?

[sniffles] No, I'm not okay. I can't write music anymore.

Every time I try, all that comes out is that horrible song.

Listen.

♪ So fluffy ♪ [yells]

That was supposed to be about how there's a little girl inside me.

I hate it!

I wish everyone would just forget that song!

Forget that song. Hmm.

Hmm.

Okay. Outside that door,

there's a line of every single person in Table Town.

Now, they think they're here for a live performance

of So Fluffy by the original Fluffy Five featuring Little Louis.

But when they come in,

Helen is going to give them the old memory wipe spell,

and everyone in Table Town is going to forget everything

they've ever heard, including So Fluffy.

And then we can rebuild society, one song at a time.

It's a pretty extreme plan, but it'll be worth it

when I can write original songs again.

Mm-hmm. Call in the first person.

Hey, uh, is this the So Fluffy live performance?

It sure is. Helen here will just get you all checked in.

[sighs] Lead pipe, memory wipe.

[both] Whoa, whoa, whoa!

- What? - That's the spell?

You're gonna bonk everyone with a lead pipe?

Well... [mumbling] ...I don't know.

Wait, what?

That's not a spell!

Hello?

Yes, come in.

Uh, are you gonna bonk me with that lead pipe?

It's not even a real concert!

Look, these instruments aren't hooked up to anything.

I can tell, 'cause I'm in tech.

[scoffs] Who are we kidding? This is a terrible plan.

I guess we just have to get used to living in a world

with only one song.

[groans]

And it's all because I commented on how fluffy

the toilet paper was.

- Yeah, totally. Yup. - That's how these things...

[all] Wait, what?

Yeah! Yeah, y'all never heard the story behind the song?

Little Louis came out of the bathroom...

[all] Ew!

And told us how fluffy the TP was.

[all] Ew!

And the rest is history.

'So fluffy I want to rub it against my cheek'?

That was about toilet paper?

[all] Ew!

I miss our old music!

Is it too late to save it?

I have the dump truck driver on the line.

He says all the music hasn't been dumped yet.

He was too busy making a clip-clop to So Fluffy.

[all] Ew! I mean, yay!

[♪ energetic dance music playing ♪]

[♪ classical music playing ♪]

- [gentle piano music playing] - And that little girl was... ♪

♪ Me ♪

[DJ 1] That was Goin' to School by the Yep Yep,

a song that has nothing to do with toilet paper.

[DJ 2] Part of our 24-hour marathon

of non-toilet paper music. Hit it!

[♪ energetic pop punk music playing ♪]

- ♪ A clump for this, a clump for that ♪ - So, seriously, my video.

♪ One, two, three, four Trash clumpers! ♪

Did you guys like it?

♪ Whoa ♪

[narrator] Brought to you by the feel-good ensemble comedy

of the year, Four is a Crowd.

[sighs] What do you want to do today, Barry?

The world is our oyster.

I kinda want to see Four is a Crowd.

[birds chirping]

The power of advertising.

Ugh. But wait, it's rated OP-15

for complex literary plot devices.

We need an older person to go with us.

Aw, dang. What should we do now?

Oh, look, it's Trevor.

[♪ whimsical music playing ♪]

Hey, Trev. What are you up to?

Waiting for my older brother, Hobart.

He's coming home from college for the weekend.

Wait. Back up. You have an older brother?

- Can we meet him? - Oh...

Sure, but, uh...

Hobart's not everyone's cup of tea.

I love him, but he's a little weird.

He wears his sunglasses on the back of his head.

Can't be that bad.

Trust me, he is.

You can meet him, but only if you promise to be nice.

Imagine how weird a guy that Trevor thinks is weird could be.

[♪ energetic rock music playing ♪]

[♪ music concludes ♪]

T-Dawg, what's up? I missed ya.

[grunts] Yeah, baby.

Kiff, Barry, meet Hobart.

- Hi, Hobart. - Nice to meet you.

It's nice to meet you. And, uh, call me Hoby.

♪ Hoby ♪

[laughs] Oh, yeah.

Sorry about him, guys. Thanks for being nice.

So, uh, what kind of trouble we looking to get into today, muchachos?

Oh, I think it's best if we just hang at home,

uh, out of public view.

We actually wanted to see a movie, but we're too young to go alone.

Leave it to me, little dudes. I got this.

♪ Hoby ♪

[all gasping]

Oh, hey. Hi. Hi there.

Kiff, I'm confused.

I... I feel like Hoby is... kind of cool.

[scoffs] Kind of cool? He's a bona fide iceberg.

Wow, cool cutout.

Put your faces in the holes.

I'll take the photo. Get in there, buddy.

You're doing great.

Bar, give me your number. I'll send it to you.

- Whoa. [giggles] - [exclaims]

Wow. I never realized how amazing you two are at acting.

Look at him. So innocent.

Could you imagine going through life

not knowing everyone thinks you're a weirdo?

And so, the more I stretch, the more limber I get.

- [laughs] - Ha! Incredible!

That's a satisfying story!

Uh, hey, Kiff, Barry, tone it down some.

You're laying it on a little thick.

Hey, I'm gonna hit the snack stand.

Uh, we'll come with you.

I'll stay and hold your seats.

Poor Hoby.

At least he has his cool little bro to look after him.

[laughs]

Hey, can I borrow that napkin? My hair's getting wet.

[all laughing]

Where've you been?

Uh, nowhere.

We were just letting the raindrops fall on us.

[all laughing]

[laughs maniacally]

[♪ epic music playing over movie screen ♪]

I'm sorry. It's just...

my brother Koby's a little weird.

He can't be that bad, Grover.

[♪ energetic rock music playing ♪]

[♪ upbeat rock music playing ♪]

[♪ music concludes ♪]

I'm confused.

I feel like Koby is... kind of cool.

So much cooler than Grover.

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Let's ditch Grover and replace him with his brother.

[munching]

- [munches] - [giggles] I know, right.

[all laughing]

[bike bell rings in distance]

My friends have abandoned me for my own brother.

There's nothing keeping me here.

One ticket to Antbarctica.

[♪ melancholic music playing ♪]

- [Barry giggling] - [Hoby] Watch out. Sorry.

I'm sorry. Sorry. [giggles]

- Kiff, stop it. - [shushes]

[Barry] Hoby! You're incorrigible.

[Kiff sighs]

[Trevor] I can't believe my own brother

is trying to steal my friends right from under my nose.

Can't they see how dorky Hoby is?

Wow, check it out. A raffle for Four is a Crowd.

Ah, the movie studio is giving away a three-seater

'thrandum bicycle' as seen in the film. [gasps]

I'll enter us in the raffle.

Hoby's the best.

Hoby is the best.

[Trevor] That's it! That's the final straw.

I love Barry, and I like Kiff just fine.

How dare Hoby try to steal them from me?

Yes, this is the perfect plan

to humiliate and destroy my brother.

[laughs maniacally]

Poor Trevor. We were so focused on how cool Hoby is.

Were we neglecting him?

And if I've learned anything, I know that maniacal laugh

means Trevor is now bent on revenge.

What if Hoby gets hurt?

- Oh, no! - Barry, we gotta deal with this.

I wonder where T-Bone and his friends went.

Can I... Mm, I'm gonna get a donut.

[♪ playful music playing ♪]

What do you think Trevor's diabolical plan is?

I don't know.

And the winner is... Hoby Angstrom!

Oh, hey! Get up here, you awesome dude!

[cheering]

Now, Hoby, I gotta know.

Who are the two friends you're gonna take on your inaugural bike ride?

Oh, no. He's gonna choose us. This will crush Trevor.

- [footsteps approaching] - [♪ suspenseful music playing]

[slurps]

What's that?

Whoa, good for Trevor.

He was overdue for a growth spurt.

Wait a minute.

What's, um... [chuckles] What's going on, T-Dog?

Hey, little buddy.

Guess what? You stole my friends.

So now I'm gonna break your sunglasses.

[straining]

Break, break. Why won't you break?

- [grunts] - Um, you need some help?

Is there nothing you can't do?

[crying]

What's this?

Yikes-ee-ola.

Poor Trevor. He's finally lost it.

- What should we do? - The only thing we can do, Bar.

Well, that was weird. Should I go on

or is another child gonna steal my spotlight?

Hoby, you're amazing and we love you.

Right...

But we can't do this to Trevor.

He was our friend first, and we love him too.

His many flaws and all.

Which means we can't be best friends

and transfer to your college and hang out all the time.

I'm so sorry. Please don't cry.

What? I don't want any of that. I'm just hanging out

with you guys because you're friends with my brother.

Oh.

Huh. Then why were you being so cool to us?

Because I'm a cool guy, kid.

♪ Hoby ♪

[whispers] Cool guy.

I gotta go find Trevor.

[birds chirping]

One ticket to Antbarctica.

What? This is local transit.

So I have to walk all the way to Antbarctica?

On stilts.

[♪ melancholic music playing ♪]

[wind howling]

Okay, now what?

[Hoby] Yo! Herbal T!

[birds chirping]

[stutters] What are you doing?

Leaving.

You're a cooler hedgehog than I ever was.

- You deserve my friends. - What are you talking about?

I don't want to steal your friends. I don't even know the squirrel's name.

I just wanted to spend a fun day with my cool kid brother.

[bike crashes]

Really? You think I'm cool?

Yes. You're way cooler than I was at your age.

I mean... I mean look at this.

You know what you want, and you take it.

I'm just a, you know,

a chill dude who lets the raindrops fall on me.

[laughs] I still don't get it.

Point is this,

I wish I was half as ruthless and unhinged as you are.

You're my hero, T.

Here. You're old enough for these now.

You're giving me your sunglasses?

Well, I still have my emergency stash.

[chuckles] You are such a weirdo.

[♪ cheerful music playing ♪]

♪ Hoby ♪

[♪ end theme music playing ♪]

[♪ music concludes ♪]