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- [theme music playing]
- Kiff! ♪
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♪ Kiff! Kiff! ♪
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♪ Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! ♪
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♪ Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! ♪
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♪ Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! ♪
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♪ Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff!
Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! ♪
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♪ Yeah! ♪
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- Kiff! ♪
- [♪ theme music concludes]
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[both chuckle]
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{\an8}[narrator] Brought to you bySlippery Slopes Resort.
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{\an8}♪ Have you ever dreamed of skiing? ♪
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I've always wanted to get into
Slippery Slopes Ski Resort.
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Yes, it was very nice
of Reggie's parents to invite us up.
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- Yeah, very nice.
- [horn honking]
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Hi, Rachel. Hi, Robby. Hi, Reggie.
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Race you to the chalet. [laughs]
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She's joking. Please drive safely.
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What do Rachel and Robby do again?
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Uh, Rachel's a brain surgeon
and Robby plays a brain surgeon on TV.
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[whistles]
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[exhales deeply]
Oh, gosh. I hope they like us.
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Mom, why are you talking cuckoo?
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You're all in that thriller genre
book club together.
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We meet once a month,
and lots of parents are there.
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We never spend one-on-one time
with Rachel and Robby.
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Oh, you'll have a blast.
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Easy for you to say.
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You and Reggie
have been friends for years.
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Mm. It's true.
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We are setting the bar
quite high. [chuckles]
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[internally] Oh, Mom and Dad.
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I'll probably have
to help them out socially.
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Well, fear not, parents.
Kiff's gonna do whatever it takes
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to make this weekend go
as smooth as peanut butter.
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[♪ light, ominous music playing ♪]
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Welcome, Chatterleys.
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Reggie! [gasps] This place rules!
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I've never seen so much furniture
made out of tree stumps.
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Tip of the iceberg, my friend.
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We've also got 24-hour programming
on the resort channel.
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Here at Slippery Slopes,
we're committed to your comfort.
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♪ Have you ever dreamed of skiing? ♪
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- [both laugh]
- All right, who's ready to hit the slopes?
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{\an8}Slippery Slopes Resort
is now on winter storm watch.
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{\an8}Please stay inside.
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{\an8}- Does this mean we can't go skiing?
- Yes.
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Hey, this happens all the time,
and the storms always pass us by.
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We'll be skiing in no time.
Meanwhile, Martin, Beryl,
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join us in the hot tub?
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We brought sparkling juice.
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There's a hot tub? Martin, did you...
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[sighs]
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Looks like he found it.
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- [all laugh]
- [Rachel] So good.
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Hey.
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Finally, right?
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Yeah, we finally got rid of them.
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[chuckles] Um...
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♪ Have you ever dreamed of skiing? ♪
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Oh... uh, that happens.
The remote's a little finicky.
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[clears throat]
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[clears throat] Sorry. [chuckles]
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[internally] Hang on.I have never spent this much time
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one-on-one with Reggie.
There's always at least
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one other friend there.
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Will Kiff and Reggie get along?
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I'll make us get along. Come on, Kiff.
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What are you thinking about?
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Tiny screwdrivers.
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Hey, me too! [laughs]
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[laughs]
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- Tiny.
- [TV powers on]
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Cheers to fast friends
with endless things to talk about.
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- What a fabulous toast.
- [slurps, gulps] Toast.
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What an interesting phrase.
Where does it come from?
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- [Beryl] I love etymology.
- [all chuckle]
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Hey, let's think of something
to play while we wait out the weather.
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Good idea. I could play
through the new game
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I've been designing on my doodad
and make notes.
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Oh, and, um... and what would I do?
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Quietly watch over my shoulder
for possible bugs in the game.
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Reggie, I'd rather sit in a compost heap
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watching for possible bugs
in an old apple.
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I was thinking more like, uh,
we write a dramatic play
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and perform it after dinner.
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Hmm. That's, uh...
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Hmm.
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Thinking you'd rather watch
for possible bugs in an old apple?
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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- [TV powers on]
- ♪ Have you ever dreamed of skiing? ♪
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Maybe it just needs new batteries.
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[grunts]
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- [gasps]
- [gasps]
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[both] Blanket for...!
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Traditional fort-making
has weathered the century for a reason.
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Tucks and corners, all you need.
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Oh, you fort purists are all the same.
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Step into the now.
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Tucks pop out the moment
someone stands up,
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whereas these metal clamps,
which I can control
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- from my smart...
- [adults laughing]
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No! You went
to Camp Sitting Stump? You're joking.
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Please, would I joke about this?
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Whoop, whoop.
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Whose hot dog is it?
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[both] I left mine on the flagpole.
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[both squeal]
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[Beryl] Up, down, here we go.
Round the germ and very low.
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[all laugh]
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Hey, friend, I'm just gonna,
uh... go use the bathroom.
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Oh, hurry back.
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- [all laugh]
- Stop.
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- Oh, you. You.
- My trowel! [laughs]
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[laughs forcibly]
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Kiff! Rachel was just telling us
the funniest story
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about how the linen thread count
was proportional to the 401k divestment.
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[laughs] Can you imagine?
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Oh, fixed-rate cordless vacuum,
oil change
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descaled the shower head. [laughs]
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So you coffee filtered jury duty?
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Not on the interstate mortgage escrow.
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Contact solution!
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[all laugh]
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[internally] I can't followany of this adult gibberish.
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But if these four snoozefests
can have such a blast together,
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Reggie and I must not
be trying hard enough.
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[scoffs] I've got to get back in there.
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[overlapping chatter]
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Listen up, Reg. You and I
have been friends for years.
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Good friends! So we should be
getting along great!
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I know, I know. So why aren't we?
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Well, I'm pretty sure it's all
because you're so stubborn.
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Gasp! I know you are, but what am I?
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♪ Have you ever dreamed of ski... ♪
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We interrupt to bring you
an urgent winter storm update. I repeat...
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The project [grunts]
needs a project leader.
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Agreed! So give in and obey me.
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Never! [grunts, yells]
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{\an8}Due to heavy snowfall we are now under
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{\an8}avalanche threat.
I repeat, avalanche threat.
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{\an8}Everyone stay indoors and avoid making
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any loud noise that could trigger
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- a landslide of sn...
- ♪...of skiing... ♪
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You're ruining this vacation!
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[gasps, hesitates]
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[slams door]
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Uh. Uh. Wha...
Uh. Uh. Uh. Uh. Uh.
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- [echoes]
- [snow crackles]
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Well, this is bad.
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- [TV powers on]
- ♪ Have you ever dreamed of skiing? ♪
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Really bad. [sighs]
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[sighs] Snowed in all weekend
with a rude raccoon.
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How'd I even end up friends
with a guy like Reggie?
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[♪ light, pensive music playing ♪]
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[♪ music concludes ♪]
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[sighs] Reggie and I
have been through so much together.
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Uh, we need to talk through
our problems.
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[sighs] But he locked his door.
I can't get in.
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Unless...
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- [♪ triumphant music playing]
- [groans, grunts]
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[groans]
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[♪ music concludes ♪]
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[sighs] Snowed in all weekend
with an unstable squirrel.
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[knock on window]
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[knocking continues]
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- Hey!
- [grunts]
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What the...
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Well, you left me no choice but to tunnel
out the front door and over here.
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And you blindly found
my bedroom window?
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That's mildly impressive.
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Uh, yeah. First try.
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I definitely didn't crack three windows
before I found this one.
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I assume you're here to apologize?
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What? I... [exhales]
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Don't you think we both
have things to apologize for?
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Maybe.
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No.
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Maybe.
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Kind of cool how you found a creative way
to get past my locked door.
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Hm. Thanks.
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Kind of cool how you locked your door.
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Thanks. My parents took
the lock off my door at home,
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so, you know,
getting my kicks here while I can.
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Right, right, right. Wait, Reggie!
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Our parents! The avalanche!
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[muffled scream]
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- [Beryl] Help! Kiff!
- Mom, Dad, Robby, Rachel,
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can you hear us?
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[Martin] We're okay,
but the temp in this tub
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has really taken a dive.
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[Beryl] Martin, forget the hot tub.
We're trapped! Help us, kids!
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Kiff, dig another snow tunnel.
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I... I can't. My paws are raw
from the last one.
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But maybe we could melt the snow,
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safely and responsibly, of course,
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with these waterproof
electric blankets that I found.
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That's perfect, because I happen
to have these waterproof extension cords,
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which will help further avoid
accidental injury
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and/or property damage.
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Blanket fort?
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Blanket fort.
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[both exclaim]
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I'll tuck and stack with pillows
to get to the top of the snowfall.
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Your clamps are perfect
for sealing in the heat along the edges.
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Wiring together extension cords.
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Okay, she's ready. Plug her in.
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Reggie, maybe we're just
too similar.
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Two only children with big opinions
and take-charge attitudes.
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True. I suppose that means
we have a lot in common.
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[all] We're okay!
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[both] Yay! We worked together!
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Yay!
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[♪ smooth jazz music playing ♪]
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♪ Have you ever dreamed of skiing? ♪
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- [both]
- [♪ music concludes]
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{\an8}[narrator]
Brought to you by B&B Minis.
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{\an8}Chocolate candy so small,
you'll eat 'em all!
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{\an8}And no one will be mad!
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[doorbell rings]
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We're lucky to be friends with Trevor.
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We get to witness a total solar eclipse
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that can only be seen
in Trevor's backyard?
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The eclipse is just
a ruse to get you here.
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- Oh, quit doing that!
- Oh!
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I need your help getting out of a jam.
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[sighs] Trev, what'd you do?
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[♪ slow-tempo music playing ♪]
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For years, Mom has been giving me money
to take weekly piano lessons.
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But instead of going
to said piano lessons,
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I went to the park and spent
the money on B&B Minis.
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[♪ music concludes ♪]
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I see. That is a lot of wrappers.
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What exactly is the problem?
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Now Mom expects me
to play a piano concerto
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at the fundraiser she's throwing
at five-p today.
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A... A fundraiser?
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Yeah, she's raising money
to renovate the bathroom.
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It's hideous.
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But what did you think
was gonna happen, Trevor?
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I just didn't think it'd ever come up.
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Oh, how rude of me. B&B?
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Ha! Now you're complicit,
you amoral lizards.
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Those were piano money B&B's.
You have to help me now.
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Yeah, we were already gonna help you.
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So... what you got?
246
00:12:44,597 --> 00:12:47,892
What if we stream the music
and play the piece over a hidden speaker
247
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while Trevor mimes at the piano?
248
00:12:50,061 --> 00:12:51,229
Brilliant!
249
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Done. I knew you'd fix this.
Why'd I even sit down?
250
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Bathroom concerto number seven.
251
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[♪ classical piano music playing ♪]
252
00:13:11,666 --> 00:13:13,126
This is totally believable.
253
00:13:13,251 --> 00:13:16,504
It's almost like he didn't spend
six years on a bench, eating candy.
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[ad voice] Upgrade to Musicify Premiumso you never miss a beat.
255
00:13:23,386 --> 00:13:26,306
- Ah, Trevor, upgrade to premium.
- We... We can't have ads playing.
256
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I wish, brah.
257
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I spent all my money on B&B's, remember?
258
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[ad voice] Change your lifewith piano lessons from Rupert Pianovski.
259
00:13:34,063 --> 00:13:35,106
[♪ music continues ♪]
260
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Ah, small world! That's my teacher.
261
00:13:37,984 --> 00:13:40,611
Oh, duh. Let's ask him for help.
262
00:13:43,031 --> 00:13:44,699
[♪ music concludes ♪]
263
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Hello, sir. We're here for piano lessons.
264
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Sorry, I'm going out of business.
265
00:13:51,914 --> 00:13:54,500
A student who was supposed
to come here for six years
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- just never showed up.
- Oh, no, that's a shame.
267
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If I find out who that kid was,
268
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I don't know what I'll do.
269
00:14:05,178 --> 00:14:08,473
- We should get go...
- What a small world. It was me!
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[♪ classical piano music playing ♪]
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[all sigh]
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00:14:30,578 --> 00:14:32,205
[hesitates, shouts]
273
00:14:35,166 --> 00:14:38,211
[groans, clears throat, chews]
274
00:14:42,215 --> 00:14:46,052
- [♪ music concludes]
- [pants]
275
00:14:46,552 --> 00:14:48,304
I swear they went this way.
276
00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:52,225
[groans] Guess I should
get back to my failed business.
277
00:14:53,351 --> 00:14:56,437
Maybe I could get
into the kid-chasing racket.
278
00:14:58,689 --> 00:15:00,441
[sighs] Well, that was thrilling.
279
00:15:02,860 --> 00:15:05,530
But it's four-p! None of this is working!
280
00:15:07,949 --> 00:15:09,408
- Bash my hands.
- Trevor!
281
00:15:09,534 --> 00:15:12,078
Don't you see?
Then it's no one's fault I can't play.
282
00:15:12,203 --> 00:15:14,580
I'll say it's poison sumac!
Mom will understand.
283
00:15:14,664 --> 00:15:17,125
- [♪ piano playing distantly]
- Wait, wait. [shushes] Can you hear that?
284
00:15:29,554 --> 00:15:31,013
It's playing itself?
285
00:15:31,305 --> 00:15:33,599
Of course. A player piano!
286
00:15:33,683 --> 00:15:36,811
[groans] I can't believe we didn't think
of this. You're totally fine, Trevor.
287
00:15:38,437 --> 00:15:40,815
Hey, Pa, can we borrow your piano?
288
00:15:41,107 --> 00:15:42,567
Sure. Why not?
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[whistles]
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[continues playing]
291
00:15:48,823 --> 00:15:51,367
Oh, it plays the same song over and over?
292
00:15:51,617 --> 00:15:53,161
Ma, how do we get the piano to play
293
00:15:53,244 --> 00:15:56,539
'Bathroom Concerto, Number Seven'
by Warthog Armadillo Moozart?
294
00:15:56,789 --> 00:16:00,918
Oh, honey, the piano only plays
'Bathroom Concerto, Number Five'
295
00:16:01,002 --> 00:16:03,045
by Warthog Armadillo Moozart.
296
00:16:03,754 --> 00:16:05,673
That concerto's totally different!
297
00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:08,009
- Mom hates that one!
- Whose mom, hon?
298
00:16:09,468 --> 00:16:11,012
I'm so sad and dejected,
299
00:16:11,220 --> 00:16:14,348
I can barely finish these B&B Minis.
300
00:16:16,559 --> 00:16:19,103
[♪ piano playing distantly ♪]
301
00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:31,908
[♪ playing stops ♪]
302
00:16:38,873 --> 00:16:41,667
- [all] Renée?!
- Was that you playing the piano?
303
00:16:41,876 --> 00:16:44,712
Yes, I admit it. It was me. You caught me.
304
00:16:44,962 --> 00:16:46,797
How did we not know about this?
305
00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:50,259
Well, I understand it's very surprising,
306
00:16:50,343 --> 00:16:52,887
given my innate warthog confidence,
307
00:16:53,137 --> 00:16:59,143
but I suffer from debilitating
piano-specific stage fright.
308
00:16:59,477 --> 00:17:03,773
I've never played the piano
in front of anyone.
309
00:17:04,065 --> 00:17:08,152
[sighs] I wish I could,
[snorts] but... [sighs]
310
00:17:08,277 --> 00:17:11,572
Renée, want to play in a small dark room
where no one could see you?
311
00:17:11,948 --> 00:17:13,199
Yes, please!
312
00:17:15,910 --> 00:17:17,078
You good in there, Renée?
313
00:17:21,082 --> 00:17:22,708
One knock for yes, two for no.
314
00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:24,961
[single key plays]
315
00:17:26,545 --> 00:17:27,880
Okay, Renée's good.
316
00:17:28,005 --> 00:17:31,759
And we know Trevor can mime
from our unsuccessful attempt earlier.
317
00:17:33,386 --> 00:17:35,012
Are we forgetting anything?
318
00:17:37,723 --> 00:17:39,642
We should do something
with all those empty
319
00:17:39,767 --> 00:17:42,019
B&B wrappers.
We don't want any loose ends.
320
00:17:42,436 --> 00:17:43,437
On it!
321
00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:48,276
[snorts, gulps, chews, swallows]
322
00:17:57,243 --> 00:18:01,372
Hi. Hi there. Hello.
Thanks so much for coming.
323
00:18:01,914 --> 00:18:03,124
Oh, hi.
324
00:18:04,125 --> 00:18:07,378
[♪ ambient jazz music playing ♪]
325
00:18:14,885 --> 00:18:18,055
Oh, my. Was there an intruder?
It looks vandalized.
326
00:18:18,139 --> 00:18:20,266
The wallpaper. I can't look.
327
00:18:22,393 --> 00:18:23,811
Time to head out back.
328
00:18:24,061 --> 00:18:26,522
The performance is about to start.
329
00:18:46,876 --> 00:18:48,252
[clears throat]
330
00:18:52,381 --> 00:18:54,759
[♪ piano music playing ♪]
331
00:19:01,015 --> 00:19:05,186
Oh, Trevor, my little maestro.
Here you go.
332
00:19:05,311 --> 00:19:07,229
Let the music move you.
333
00:19:12,318 --> 00:19:13,611
Cash is flowing.
334
00:19:16,614 --> 00:19:18,282
You're a great mom.
335
00:19:50,356 --> 00:19:52,650
- [♪ music concludes]
- [pants]
336
00:19:53,067 --> 00:19:55,361
[applauding]
337
00:20:03,411 --> 00:20:05,579
- Thank... What?
- I'm cured!
338
00:20:05,746 --> 00:20:06,747
[all gasp]
339
00:20:06,831 --> 00:20:08,874
I'm cured of stage fright.
340
00:20:08,999 --> 00:20:15,214
It was so amazing to play for you all
on a baby grand inside this grand piano.
341
00:20:18,968 --> 00:20:20,511
Well, see you later.
342
00:20:24,473 --> 00:20:27,101
[crowd clamoring]
343
00:20:29,186 --> 00:20:30,646
[patron] I want my money back.
344
00:20:30,896 --> 00:20:33,899
Trevor? What... This is...
345
00:20:35,109 --> 00:20:36,944
Mom, I'm sorry.
I never learned the piano.
346
00:20:37,445 --> 00:20:42,408
No! [cries] Oh, Trevor.
How could you do this?
347
00:20:42,491 --> 00:20:47,496
I need a tissue from my hideous bathroom!
348
00:20:48,122 --> 00:20:52,585
Oh, Trevor! [cries]
349
00:20:52,668 --> 00:20:53,669
I hurt Mom.
350
00:20:56,714 --> 00:21:01,719
Oh! Trevor, it's perfect.
351
00:21:12,730 --> 00:21:16,108
Oh, Trevor, it's so inspired.
352
00:21:17,693 --> 00:21:18,694
Did you...?
353
00:21:18,903 --> 00:21:20,529
You said do something with 'em.
354
00:21:21,822 --> 00:21:24,158
[all gasp, clamoring]
355
00:21:24,992 --> 00:21:27,161
You are my little maestro.
356
00:21:27,286 --> 00:21:31,540
The Warthog Armadillo Moozart
of wallpaper.
357
00:21:35,127 --> 00:21:37,630
Mom, I'll make everything else right, too.
358
00:21:37,713 --> 00:21:40,341
I'd really like to take trombone lessons.
359
00:21:40,466 --> 00:21:43,594
That's wonderful! I can't wait to he...
360
00:21:50,643 --> 00:21:55,564
Womp, womp, womp, womp. Mm. [chews]
361
00:21:56,607 --> 00:21:59,068
[♪ end credit music playing ♪]
362
00:22:21,632 --> 00:22:23,092
{\an8}[♪ end credit music concludes ♪]
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