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- [theme music playing]
- Kiff! ♪
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♪ Kiff! Kiff! ♪
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♪ Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! ♪
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♪ Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! ♪
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♪ Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! ♪
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♪ Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff!
Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! ♪
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♪ Yeah! ♪
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- Kiff! ♪
- [♪ theme music concludes]
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[both laugh]
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{\an8}[♪ soft instrumental music playing ♪]
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Another eventful day done and dusted.
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It had its ups, it had its downs.
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It sure did. [grunts]
But Kiff, I still don't get
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why you've called me beyond
our mutual bedtimes.
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- I can't sleep.
- Classic.
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It's bad, Bar. The mind, it races.
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I was just thinking about sand.
You ever think about sand, Bar?
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Sand? It's so small, and many.
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Don't even get me started.
And glass? [scoffs]
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That is a whole other story.
Wait! A story, Barry! Dad!
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Kiff? Shouldn't you be asleep?
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Dad, I wanna do Stories Before Snories.
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You do? We haven't done
Stories Before Snories in years.
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I know, but I can't sleep, like, at all,
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and I just know that
listening to a story will help.
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I don't know, Kiff. I remember
us stopping this for some reason.
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Dad, please. One story,
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that's entirely made up on the spot,
has nothing to do with sand,
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stars a character that
strongly represents me.
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It should have mystery, drama,
betrayal, redemption.
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Now, I remember why.
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Please, Dad? One story
and then I'll go snory. Deal?
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[sighs] Okay, deal.
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Okay, let's see, um...
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- Once upon a time...
- What time?
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Uh...
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Like, when? Is this time
last week or last decade?
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I need answers, Dad.
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Okay, once upon a time,
exactly 200 years ago,
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there was a young squirrel called Puimm.
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Puimm lived in a big castle
that had a moat.
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And also, its own bowling alley
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that Puimm's dad used regularly
to get his eye in before
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the big bowling tournaments
in the village.
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- Dad.
- Sorry, sorry.
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Puimm would lie in bed every night,
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and think about all sorts of things.
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So many different things.
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But one night,
there was a knock at the door.
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[Kiff] Do the knock.
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[knocks]
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[Martin] It was a man, and he said...
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Hello.
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[Kiff] Do his voice.
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[Martin, in high voice] Hello!
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I'm going door-to-door seeing
if anyone is interested in,
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um, this bag of sand.
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Dad, I said no sand!
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[Martin] Right, right, sorry,no sand. So, Puimm screamed...
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[growls] No sand!
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Get the sand away from me and my kingdom!
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[in normal voice]
And he got in his car and left.
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Good riddance.
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[Martin] Then Puimm rodea dragon to the land of pillows
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and fell fast asleep. The end.
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Dad, what was that?
I don't mean to pick holes here,
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but your story was all over the place.
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You said the guy got in his car?
This was 200 years ago.
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Surely he would have left by horse?
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And the sudden dragon?
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You didn't even establish
how she met the dragon!
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Okay, okay, so I'm a little rusty.
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- Beryl?
- [groans]
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Everything all right?
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We're doing Stories Before Snories,
but, uh, I'm tanking.
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Think you could give it a go?
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{\an8}Oh! Been a while, but, uh, sure,
I can tap in. Where we at?
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Well, there's this squirrel called Puimm.
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It's 200 years ago.
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She banned some guy from the kingdom,
and then suddenly flew on a dragon.
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Did you establish how she met the dragon?
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{\an8}No.
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{\an8}Woof. [sighs] Okay. Here we go.
[inhales] Exactly 205 years ago,
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Puimm was walking through
the enchanted woods
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when she came across a little baby dragon
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tangled in some brambles.
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Puimm cut them loose,
and it looked up at her, and said...
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[Kiff] Don't forgetto do the voice.
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[Beryl clears throat, imitates]
Thank you, kind squirrel.
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For the rest of my days,
I will be forever bonded to you,
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and will help whenever you're in need.
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[both clapping]
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Okay. All right, great dragon intro,
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but we need some action.
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What's going on with Puimm
back in real time?
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I'm getting there.
Uh, back in the present,
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Puimm's mom was making her
a sandwich.
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A banana split.
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[Beryl] A banana splitwhen she heard a loud crash,
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and some booms outside.
Martin, would you?
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Yes, sure. Boom! Smash! Kaboom!
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Boom! Smash!
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[Beryl] She looked outthe window, and behold,
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a huge angee giant with an eye patch
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was making its way towards the village...
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[Martin] Crash! Boom! Boom!
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[Beryl] ...destroying everythingin its path!
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- [Martin] Crash!
- [crowd screaming]
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[Martin] Boom! Boom! Boom!Throw! Kaboom! Smash!
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Puimm's dad ran in and was all...
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Not the village!
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That's where the bowling alley is.
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And the big tournament is this evening.
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Puimm's mom responded,
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“I think there are more pressing concerns
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than the tournament.'
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But Puimm could see how
devastated her dad was,
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and how he really wanted
this bowling alley in the story,
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so she decided to call for help.
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- From the dragon?
- From the dragon.
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Yes!
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[Beryl] Puimm grabbed her special curvy
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bone dragon caller thing, and blew it.
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[Martin imitates horn bellowing]
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[Beryl] The dragon came quickly,
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and flew Puimm and her parents
to the village, but...
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it was too late.
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{\an8}The bowling alley was gone.
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Oh, no!
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[Beryl] Said Puimm's dad.But the dragon was all...
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Never fear, I said I would
always be there to help,
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and it just so happens I know
an excellent contractor
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who could rebuild this alley
in time for the tournament.
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I'll call him now.
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{\an8}[Martin imitates horn bellowing]
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{\an8}[Beryl] He called, and soonthe contractor arrived.
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- [Kiff] By horse?
- [Beryl] Yes. But he was looking glum.
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[♪ suspenseful instrumental music playing ♪]
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- Why?
- Why?
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[Beryl]
Because his supplies never arrived.
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My supplies never arrived!
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[Beryl] Thanks, babe. And so,Puimm's dad learned a valuable lesson.
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That sometimes even a dragon
can't help you
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to win a bowling tournament.
You just need to be patient,
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and wait until next year to enter.
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Then the dragon flew them
all to the land of pillows
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where they all slept
happily ever after. The end.
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[insects chirping]
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Okay, look. I don't know
what debate you've been having
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downstairs about a bowling tournament,
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but this story makes even less
sense than when you started!
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What about the giant? Why was he so mad?
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Uh...
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Am I... Uh. Is Puimm like a princess?
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Does she even wield the power
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to banish people from entire kingdoms?
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[Barry]
These are all good questions, Kiff.
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[Barry]
Hi, this is Barry. I never hung up.
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I've been here the whole time.
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So, I think I know
what's happening here. May I?
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Yeah, please, Bar.
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- Knock yourself out.
- Go ahead.
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Okay, exactly 200 years ago,
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five minutes before
all that stuff happened,
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Puimm had a best friend
who she called on for help.
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He was a good supportive friend
who had no feelings of jealousy
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towards the whole dragon-bond thing.
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Puimm gave him a call and he said...
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You always do the right thing,
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and if you think hard enough,
you will find the answers.
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Puimm thought. She thought,
and thought, and thought.
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[♪ mystical instrumental music playing ♪]
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[Barry] And then it struck her.
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“What do you do when you prepare
a building site?
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'You lay a foundation.
How do you lay a foundation?
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'By compacting sand!'
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Puimm realized she banished
a man with a bag of sand.
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This must have been the man
who supplies the village
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and its contractors with sand!
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[sighs] I shouldn't have reacted so badly.
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'Dragon, could you help me find
that poor man?' asked Puimm.
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And they went off and found him,
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living off the land with all his sand.
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She un-banished him,
which meant he could supply
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the contractors with sand again.
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The contractor then completed construction
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on the bowling alley just
in time for the big tournament,
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which Puimm's dad ended up winning.
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But they realized all the
trophies were also destroyed.
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[all gasp]
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[Barry] And that's when Puimmhad another brilliant idea.
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She got the dragon to breathe
some fire onto a pile of sand,
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turning it into a perfectly
round glass trophy
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resembling a bowling ball.
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Puimm's dad had never been happier.
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But then the giant arrived.
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[screaming]
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[Barry] And was more furious than ever.
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[growls] 'I'm so furious,' he said.
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Puimm asked him
why he was so angee, and he said...
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I'm mad because I lost my eye,
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and now, I have to wear this eyepatch.
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I hate it. Everyone thinks I'm a pirate,
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but I'm not!
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[Barry] Puimm had an idea.She took the glass trophy,
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rolled it up a ramp, and landed
it perfectly in the giants eye.
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The giant loved his new glass eye,
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and agreed to help tidy up.
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“Sorry you don't have a trophy'
Puimm said to her dad.
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“You're the only trophy I need,'
he replied.
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[Barry] Just before they left,the un-banished man called out...
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Oh, wait! You should know,
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I am actually the sandman.
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Like, The Sandman,
and when I came to your door,
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I was selling little bags of sleep sand.
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I can always tell when someone
is struggling to fall asleep.
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Here, take this.
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[Barry] And he handed her a bagon the house.
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[♪ epic instrumental music playing ♪]
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[Barry] That night,Puimm fell asleep easily,
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and could not believe how in the end,
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it was sand and its endless wonders
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that ended up being the hero
of tonight's story. [chuckles]
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The end. What do you think?
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- [Chatterleys snoring]
- Hello?
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[snores]
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Chatterleys?
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- [snores] Mm. Bowling alley.
- [snores, sighs]
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Well, I guess my work here is done.
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Sweet dreams.
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Oh, no.
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{\an8}[ad announcer] Brought to youby Crandle's Candles.
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{\an8}Stop asking how long they burn,
nobody knows!
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{\an8}[♪ upbeat rock music playing ♪]
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The science fair is comin' up
and I am pumped!
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The winners will receive a
ribbon from Principal Secretary!
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- I love Science Fairs.
- Science Fair. Oh, my gosh.
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- A real ribbon!
- I can't wait.
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Partners?
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Heck yeah! If we think of a good idea,
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we might even win second place.
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What about first place?
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[Kiff] Oh,
that'll go to Reggie.
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- Yeah!
- Yeah!
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When you've got a Reggie in your class,
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second place is the real first place.
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♪ When there's a big nerd
in your class it's a given ♪
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♪ At a science fair, they'll be
taking first place ribbon ♪
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♪ It happens every year
it's a scientific fact ♪
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♪ Everybody knows
Reggie's got it in the bag ♪
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♪ A science fair is not so fair ♪
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♪ When you have to compare
a particle accelerator ♪
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♪ With a potato ♪
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♪ We're all in a race for second place ♪
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♪ Second place ♪
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♪ Second place is the new first place ♪
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- ♪ In this case ♪
- ♪ Second place ♪
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♪ Second place is the new first place ♪
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♪ It's a race, it's a race
A race for second place ♪
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♪ Second place is up for grabs ♪
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♪ We know that first place
is out our hands ♪
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- ♪ And that's okay ♪
- ♪ It's totally fine ♪
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♪ It's like being in class with ♪
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♪ Owlbert Einstein! ♪
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♪ Second is first and third is second ♪
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♪ And fourth is third ♪
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♪ 'Cause Reggie's a nerd ♪
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I mean, Reggie, you get it, right?
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Yeah, it's pretty much in the bag.
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{\an8}♪ Second is first and third is second ♪
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♪ And fourth is third
'cause Reggie's a nerd ♪
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♪ Second is first and third is second ♪
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♪ And fourth is third ♪
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♪ 'Cause Reggie's a nerd
Second place! ♪
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♪ Second place! ♪
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♪ And fourth is third
'cause Reggie's a nerd ♪
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♪ Second place! ♪
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♪ Second place is the new first place ♪
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♪ 'Cause Reggie's a nerdIt's a race ♪
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♪ It's a race ♪
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♪ It's a race! ♪
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♪ A race for second place ♪
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You kids sure are realistic.
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[♪ intriguing instrumental music playing ♪]
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Mmm. “How Long Does a Candle Burn?'
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- Uh, is that... is that science?
- I don't know. [munches]
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- I can get a candle.
- No, no, no, no.
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We're just getting the bad ideas
out of the way.
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Okay, um, what about,
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“Making Electricity Using Compost'?
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Eh. Uh, kids always do compost projects.
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That's third or fourth place thinking.
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Yeah, I'm with you.
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[♪ exciting music playing ♪]
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Oh! “A Helmet That Prevents
Brain Freeze
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- for When You Eat Ice Cream!'
- [gasps] Barry, that is genius!
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[laughs] Second place
is in the bag, baby!
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[Patty sighs]
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- [♪ soft music playing ♪]
- Hey, Patty, you okay?
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Oh, hey, Kiff. Yeah, I'm just anxious.
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I have no idea what to do
for the science fair.
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Aw, cheer up, Patty,
you have time to think
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- of something.
- [school bell ringing]
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Remember, after lunch,
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you'll announce your science fair project
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out loud in front of
all your peers! Be prepared!
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[whimpers]
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- [♪ soft music playing]
- [both munching]
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All my ideas are bad!
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Hey, that's okay!
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Kiff and I had so many bad ideas,
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but then we came up with
“A Helmet That Prevents
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Brain Freeze for When You Eat Ice Cream!'
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Sometimes you gotta go through
all the bad ideas
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to get a good one!
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Okay, I'll try. Thanks, Gumdrops.
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Electromagnets will be used
to accelerate the movement
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of subatomic particles
causing collision so that
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we may analyze the makeup
and behavior of said particles.
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The LHC will then accelerate
the protons to 6.5 TeV
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which is the highest energy
in the world. Thank you.
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[Miss Deer] Next up, Patty Hoot.
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Um. Uh. [sighs] My project is...
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My project is... “A Helmet That Prevents
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Brain Freeze When You Eat Ice Cream.'
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[students] Whoa!
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[Miss Deer] Very creative, Patty!
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Kiff and Barry, your turn.
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[♪ soft tense music playing ♪]
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Kiff, Barry, what is your project?
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“How Long Does a Candle Burn?'
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Yikeseeola.
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[♪ defeatist music playing ♪]
334
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What the actual was that?
335
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Uh. Patty stole our idea, right?
336
00:16:42,210 --> 00:16:43,669
She acted like she didn't though.
337
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But you definitely told her
the idea. I heard you.
338
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I know, I... [sighs] Is Patty a baddie?
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No way! She's a goodie, right?
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[♪ enchanting music playing ♪]
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Hey, Patty? Uh,
what happened in class today?
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Huh?
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Well, you know, the...
the brain freeze helmet?
344
00:17:14,283 --> 00:17:15,952
Oh! What about it?
345
00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:19,747
- Well...
- Oh, this is me!
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See you tomorrow, bye!
347
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[sighs] This is just so weird!
348
00:17:25,836 --> 00:17:30,758
Yeah. [groans] I suppose
we just have to let it go.
349
00:17:30,841 --> 00:17:33,219
Eh, fine.
350
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Let's go get started on
that dumb candle thing, I guess.
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{\an8}- [♪ upbeat music playing]
- [mobile camera shutter clicks]
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I think Patty might be a baddie.
353
00:18:05,126 --> 00:18:08,087
She's not... I don't think.
354
00:18:08,170 --> 00:18:10,840
- Hey, did you two hear?
- [gasps] Uh. What, Trev?
355
00:18:11,007 --> 00:18:12,008
The news is here!
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00:18:12,216 --> 00:18:15,344
They came to interview Reggie
about his particle collider.
357
00:18:18,264 --> 00:18:21,225
Are they interviewing Patty
about our idea?
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- I'm going in.
- [♪ playful music playing ♪]
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[news reporter] And how did you
come up with this great idea?
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I couldn't have done it
without two special friends...
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my brain and my heart.
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00:18:33,988 --> 00:18:37,033
[applause]
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Ooh, this is gonna win second!
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[gasps]
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00:18:43,623 --> 00:18:46,000
Two special friends? [laughs]
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00:18:46,083 --> 00:18:48,085
- What? [chuckles]
- [cell phone vibrating]
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{\an8}[♪ tense instrumental music playing ♪]
368
00:18:59,472 --> 00:19:01,599
Bar! [pants] You... you texted me about
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the brain freeze helmet thing
the day before Patty told
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the class about it! Oh! We have evidence
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that it was our idea!
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00:19:09,065 --> 00:19:11,275
We gotta show this to Principal Secretary!
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- PS! PS! PS!
- [panting] PS! PS! PS!
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00:19:15,529 --> 00:19:18,449
Kiff, Barry, why do you both
look so sweaty and indignant?
375
00:19:18,532 --> 00:19:21,702
We have something
really important to show you!
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00:19:21,786 --> 00:19:23,746
All right, what is it?
377
00:19:25,665 --> 00:19:27,333
Whoa! What the?
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00:19:27,416 --> 00:19:31,128
My project is that I invented
a way to delete text messages
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00:19:31,212 --> 00:19:34,131
off of phones... using compost.
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00:19:35,257 --> 00:19:36,926
Compost!
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[groans] Back to your station,
Kiff and Barry.
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I've got to present Patty
with the second place ribbon.
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00:19:41,722 --> 00:19:42,973
- No!
- No!
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00:19:43,057 --> 00:19:45,726
All right. This has gone on long enough!
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00:19:45,810 --> 00:19:50,356
I didn't wanna have to do this
but... Patty stole our idea!
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00:19:53,442 --> 00:19:57,405
- “How To Burn a Candle?'
- No! Our other idea,
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00:19:57,488 --> 00:19:58,823
our good one!
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00:19:58,906 --> 00:20:01,867
Yeah! We thought
of the brain freeze helmet!
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00:20:01,951 --> 00:20:04,704
And we made the mistake
of telling Patty about it
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'cause then she went and stole it!
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- [gasping, murmuring]
- [student 1] Oh, my gosh!
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[overlapping chatter]
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00:20:12,002 --> 00:20:14,505
Is she a baddie?
Is that what we're trying to figure out?
394
00:20:14,588 --> 00:20:17,258
Is she a baddie or not? How bad is she?
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00:20:17,341 --> 00:20:21,095
I... I did? Oh, my gosh.
396
00:20:21,178 --> 00:20:25,516
You're right. I remember now.
I'm so sorry!
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00:20:25,599 --> 00:20:27,268
I thought I came up with the idea,
398
00:20:27,351 --> 00:20:31,439
but I didn't. I feel so awful.
399
00:20:32,982 --> 00:20:34,650
[Terri] Hold the phone.
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00:20:34,734 --> 00:20:38,404
You two were gonna make a helmet
that prevents brain freeze?
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00:20:38,487 --> 00:20:40,614
You stole that idea from me.
402
00:20:40,698 --> 00:20:42,158
[student 2] plot twist!
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00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:44,785
[student 3] Kiff And Barry
are hypocrites, looks like it.
404
00:20:44,869 --> 00:20:46,662
Terri, what are you doing here?
405
00:20:46,746 --> 00:20:48,914
Uh. Delivering pizza for Renée's project.
406
00:20:50,291 --> 00:20:53,043
I won second place
with the brain freeze helmet
407
00:20:53,127 --> 00:20:54,795
back when I was in your grade.
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00:20:54,879 --> 00:20:58,340
[♪ soft reflective music playing ♪]
409
00:21:10,227 --> 00:21:14,064
Oh, my gosh, Terri is right.
Barry's flashback proved it.
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00:21:14,148 --> 00:21:16,358
I'm so sorry, Terri. I... I didn't mean
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00:21:16,442 --> 00:21:18,402
to steal your idea, I... I really thought
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00:21:18,486 --> 00:21:19,987
I came up with it all by myself.
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00:21:20,070 --> 00:21:22,198
Cryptomnesia.
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00:21:25,951 --> 00:21:29,497
- We're sorry, Patty.
- You're not a baddie!
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00:21:29,580 --> 00:21:31,248
You did the exact same thing we did.
416
00:21:31,332 --> 00:21:33,167
Aw, it's okay!
417
00:21:33,250 --> 00:21:34,919
Well, hey, if it's okay with everyone,
418
00:21:35,002 --> 00:21:38,214
the four of us could split
the second place ribbon...
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00:21:38,297 --> 00:21:41,842
[applauding]
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00:21:41,926 --> 00:21:44,887
[♪ upbeat music playing ♪]
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00:21:46,263 --> 00:21:49,892
- [licks]
- So, how long does it burn?
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00:21:49,975 --> 00:21:53,854
Nobody knows! [laughs, licks]
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00:21:53,938 --> 00:21:58,067
- [laughs] It's so stupid.
- [laughs, sighs]
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[♪ closing theme music playing ♪]
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[♪ closing theme music concludes ♪]
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