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- [theme music playing]
- Kiff! ♪
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♪ Kiff! Kiff! ♪
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♪ Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! ♪
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♪ Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! ♪
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♪ Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! ♪
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♪ Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff!
Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! ♪
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♪ Yeah! ♪
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- Kiff! ♪
- [♪ theme music concludes]
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[both laugh]
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{\an8}[Martin] Brought to you byJoanie's Waxing Bamzonis.
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{\an8}Now that's slippery.
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{\an8}[yawns, gasps]
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Barry. Look!
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Is that what I think it is?
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Tell... everyone.
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[knock on door]
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[♪ dramatic music playing ♪]
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[sighs] Bye-bye, Buffy.
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[all cheering]
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[Randy] Okay, my turn.
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Aw, yeah!
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[all chuckling, cheering]
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[chews]
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Hey, Renée!
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[all] Whoa!
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Trevor, you little light bulb.
What did you just do?
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I think I invented a new game,
and I'm calling it
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Trash Ball... Ball.
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We're gonna need more sticks.
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[♪ upbeat music playing ♪]
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[♪ music concludes ♪]
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Whoo! How many points was that?
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Mm, technically, three.
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Two for the goal
and one for the bounce back.
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Candle was mid-air
when she caught it,
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and the can had no rattle,
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- so that's another two points.
- Mid-air, one point.
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No rattle from can,
also one point.
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New ball!
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[lip smacks] Ooh.
Ooh-wee, that's sticky.
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[♪ upbeat music playing ♪]
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[♪ music concludes ♪]
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[all cheering]
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This is like hands down
the most fun we've ever had.
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But wait, who won?
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I think it's safe to say
we're all winners, Trev.
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[chuckles] Let's take a selfie.
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Okay, everyone say,
'Trashball-Ball is perfect
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the way it is,
and it will never change.'
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'Trashball-Ball is perfect
the way it is,
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and it will never change!'
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Kenny! Get our sponsors
and their checkbooks on the phone.
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I just discovered
Table Town's newest sport.
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- Sponsors?
- Kenny?
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[all cheering]
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They're calling it Trashball-Ball.
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However, it's anything but trash,
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and these kids are having
a ball.
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That's why we're launching
a whole league
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in a new stadium with exclusive
brand partnerships.
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Right, but everything else
stays the same?
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Yeah! Yeah, yeah.
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Except that you'll each be
captains of your own team.
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Uh, we get more sponsorships
that way.
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Captains? Wow, wow,
wow, wow, wow!
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- [♪ intense music playing]
- [cheering]
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Live from
the Table Town Trash Dome...
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This is Trashball-Ball.
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[Rad] We've got the Dan Hill'sGrasslings, led by Captain Kiff.
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[Tippy] Bort Grig's CarpetEmporium Carpeteers,
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steered by Captain Barry.
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[Rad] Captain Candlewill be marshalling
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the Handsome Man Sponges
for Men Marauders....
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[Tippy] While Captain Reggie shepherdsthe Rat's Hats
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and Mats Mad Hatters.
Say that five times fast.
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[Rad] I'll leave that up to you.
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Captain Renée helms
the Slim Pickins Little Grocerrinos.
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[Tippy] And finally,Captain Trevor and his team,
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the Rob Sadly's Mattress Shop
Bed Bugs.
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Today’s Café Penguino Face Off is brought
to you by Dooley's Feather Barn.
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If it's stinky,
it's a Dooley's.
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[blows whistle]
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Our sock sponsors
are Delfman's Dry Bread.
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Delfman's, you want water?
Go jump in a lake.
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Okay, now we're ready to...
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The trash for this game's Trashball-Ball
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was ethically sourced from the dumpsters
at Saddles Restaurant.
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Saddles, where the chow
happens now, pardner!
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{\an8}Ugh, can we play now?
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That question from the captain
was brought to you
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by our friends
at Pam's Protection,
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reminding you to keep
all your questions secure.
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Trashball-Ball used to be
so punk three hours ago.
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Now it's totally corporate. Ugh.
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[cheering]
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[Rad] What a block bythe little Mad Hatter.
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[Tippy] Let's take a look at that againfrom several different angles
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featuring several different
speeds of slow motion.
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[Rad] Brought to usby Pablo's Popcorn Shovelers.
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Okay, here we see Candle
taking her shot.
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Ew.
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[Tippy]
Look at that launch angle.
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[Rad] Launch angle brought to youby Table Town Space Station.
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Trash the other team already!
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[blows whistle]
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[buzzer sounds]
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[Rad] Oof,
final score, zero-zero.
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Yes, that was officially
a clean game,
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which, of course,
in Trashball-Ball is a bad thing.
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Barry, scanning for
a fellow Carpeteer.
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[cheers]
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That winning can
was sponsored by, uh...
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[breathes quickly]
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Oh, uh...
[breathes quickly]
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Uh... Ah! I dropped my list
of sponsors!
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Who was it brought to us by?!
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{\an8}[tone]
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[Rad] Be sure to join usfor tonight's all-star game,
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a historic reunion
of the Trashball-Ball Six.
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Yes, the first time they've
played together since this morning.
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It's headshot picking time, kid.
Make me proud.
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[sighs]
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[♪ sentimental music playing ♪]
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Look, Barry. Look at us.
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Aww. That photo really
makes me nostalgic
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for a few hours ago.
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This isn't our
Trashball-Ball. Bar?
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Yeah, you're right.
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We gotta do something
about it, but what?
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I have an idea.
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[Rad] And now, to singthe National Anthem,
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Marlina Dena Turina.
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{\an8}Brought to you by
Hag Tanning Oil.
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♪ From the mountain steep
To the ocean deep ♪
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♪ The sand on our beaches ♪
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♪ And all
the beautiful creatures ♪
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♪ We stand together bold
Like the table of old ♪
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♪ The four legs of the table -
yes! ♪
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♪ Stability, Balance, Firmness
And the Other One ♪
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♪ We are Tabletonians
We hope, we love, we dream ♪
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♪ We’re all that’s in between ♪
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♪ So hold your head up high
and sing ♪
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♪ It doesn’t matter
if you’re long or round ♪
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♪ Or small or wide ♪
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♪ If the heart you have inside
is burning, being ♪
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♪ Caring, daring! ♪
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♪ From the Outskorts
To the carpets at Borts ♪
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♪ To Slimmy P out in Space ♪
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Hello, Slimmy!
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♪ We share our love far
and wide ♪
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♪ All over this magical place ♪
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♪ We are stable like a table
We are stable like a table ♪
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♪ We are Tabletonians
We laugh and cry together ♪
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♪ It’s each other
that we treasure ♪
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♪ Will we give up?
Never, never! ♪
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♪ We have four legs ♪
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- ♪ And we’ll stand strong till the end ♪
- It's not working.
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♪ Will we give up? ♪
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♪ Never, never, never
Never, never, never, never! ♪
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[engine sputtering
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{\an8}What in the...
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Peanut butter?
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[chomps, gulps]
The chunky kind?
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- Eww!
- So gross.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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[screaming]
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[screaming]
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[sobs] I'm ruined!
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Oh, what a shame.
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I guess that's it
for Trashball-Ball 2.0.
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Now we can go back
to the way we were playing this morning.
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You did this!
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Oh, come on. Oh, jeez. [groans]
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Quick, show 'em the pic!
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[Trevor growls]
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- [all] Aww!
- Oh, yeah, that was way more fun.
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These jerseys are kinda lame.
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Want to split a basket
of fries at Saddles?
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- Yeah! Sounds good to me.
- Yeah!
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Wait! Don't go!
I can invent a new game!
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What about peanut butter polo?
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No, no! Chunky Ball... ball.
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Goober grapple?
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{\an8}[narrator] Brought to you bySlumber-Rite's Sleep Pods.
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{\an8}Sleep like an old witch!
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{\an8}[Principal Secretary] I should be back
from City Hall in an hour.
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- Are there any questions?
- Yes.
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Why are you bringing Helen
to the principal presentation and not me?
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Secretary Prince,
you're a faithful servant,
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and I trust you to hold down
the fort while I'm gone.
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But I don't trust you
to watch Helen.
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That is a burden that has fallen
upon me. No offense, Helen.
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[snorts] Huh?
Did we win the presentation?
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Read this in case of
a school-related emergency.
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And read this in case of
a Kiff-related emergency.
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No offense, Kiff.
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No problem, P.S.
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Keep this close.
Let's go, Helen.
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City Hall awaits,
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and the school pencil budget
won't save itself.
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I can't believe P.S.
trusts you so much.
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- He sure is the best.
- He sure is.
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I hope I'm worthy.
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Of course you're worthy.
And I'm here to help.
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I promise there will be
no mischief or...
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What's that?
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[♪ angelic music playing ♪]
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This is Principal Secretary's
juice machine. Want to try it?
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[powers on]
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[sips, lip smacks]
It's delicious.
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Can I get another one for Barry?
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I don't know if we should
keep using it.
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This is the only indulgent thing
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Principal Secretary
has ever bought for himself.
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S.P., it's Barry.
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[sighs] You're right.
He famously loves juice.
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One more glass won't hurt.
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[beeps]
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I feel... a disturbance.
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[snorts] What?
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Oh, I... I said
I felt a... disturbance.
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Ah.
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Did we just break
P.S.'s juice machine?
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[nervous laughter]
It's that,
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you said everything
would be fine!
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No, I said nothing of the sort.
Now don't panic.
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Let's just fix it.
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[beeps]
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[beeping]
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[beeping]
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[beeps]
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Okay, now we can panic.
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[Glarbin] Next!
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Remember, we are just asking
for a two percent increase
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in the pencil budget.
That's it. Eyes on the prize.
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Right, so when can we ask
about the new
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state-of-the-art sleeping pod?
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We won't.
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But, it says right here
in Scientific Tabletonian
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that the sleeping pod
helps productivity.
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How am I supposed to fall asleep
in school without it?
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Have you tried j... just not falling asleep
in school, Helen?
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Next!
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So, I was told I should tell
some pencil-related jokes
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during my presentation,
but I think I should just get
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to the point. [whistles]
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[clears throat]
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00:14:23,279 --> 00:14:24,906
Oh, I'm sorry.
Did you want a glass?
249
00:14:25,323 --> 00:14:27,909
From a carton? Oh.
No. No, no, thank...
250
00:14:27,992 --> 00:14:30,578
I'm... I'm saving myself for
a glass from my juice maker.
251
00:14:31,579 --> 00:14:36,334
Flip's tech tip number one,
three taps, wait, two pumps.
252
00:14:37,585 --> 00:14:40,046
Three taps, wait...
253
00:14:40,546 --> 00:14:41,756
Two pumps.
254
00:14:42,131 --> 00:14:43,257
[beeps]
255
00:14:44,258 --> 00:14:46,594
Turn it off, then on again.
256
00:14:49,388 --> 00:14:53,267
Turn it off...
Then on again.
257
00:14:58,064 --> 00:14:59,148
[beeps]
258
00:15:00,525 --> 00:15:02,193
{\an8}Just bonk it a whole lot.
259
00:15:04,570 --> 00:15:08,116
[sighs] Nothing is working.
What does the book say?
260
00:15:08,449 --> 00:15:12,161
Whenever Kiff gets an idea,
back away slowly and find an adult.
261
00:15:13,412 --> 00:15:15,331
No, no. I... I meant
in the juicer manual,
262
00:15:15,414 --> 00:15:17,291
not the In Case of Kiff manual.
263
00:15:17,625 --> 00:15:18,918
This is hopeless.
264
00:15:19,001 --> 00:15:20,795
We can't fix the machine
in time.
265
00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:23,256
P.S. is gonna be
so disappointed in me.
266
00:15:23,422 --> 00:15:26,676
I mean, it's just juice.
Maybe P.S. won't care that much.
267
00:15:26,968 --> 00:15:28,970
Wow. What a beauty.
268
00:15:29,095 --> 00:15:32,765
Yep. Yep. Here it is, uh...
Here it is at nighttime.
269
00:15:33,266 --> 00:15:35,393
And that's first... first thing
in the morning,
270
00:15:35,518 --> 00:15:37,895
the light catching it. Oh!
This is the...
271
00:15:37,979 --> 00:15:40,523
this is the day I got it.
This is the day I bought it.
272
00:15:40,857 --> 00:15:43,276
What a beauty. Aw,
if anything happened to it,
273
00:15:43,401 --> 00:15:46,112
I don't know. I just,
I don't know what I'd do.
274
00:15:46,237 --> 00:15:48,406
You don't mind if we just
keep looking at pictures
275
00:15:48,489 --> 00:15:50,741
of my machine, do you?
I've got... I've got tons.
276
00:15:53,327 --> 00:15:55,246
Okay, so P.S. loves juice.
277
00:15:55,454 --> 00:15:57,582
Uh, maybe we could buy
a new one?
278
00:15:58,207 --> 00:16:00,793
The juicer's manual
says it costs 1700 nuts.
279
00:16:01,169 --> 00:16:02,211
Do you have money?
280
00:16:02,378 --> 00:16:03,838
I'm a child. Do you have money?
281
00:16:04,088 --> 00:16:05,673
I'm a secretary
at a public school.
282
00:16:06,674 --> 00:16:08,509
[gasps] Wait! I have an idea!
283
00:16:11,345 --> 00:16:15,600
No, no. Stay with me.
We could throw a last-minute midday gala
284
00:16:15,725 --> 00:16:18,019
and invite all the richest people
in Table Town.
285
00:16:22,481 --> 00:16:23,524
Eh?
286
00:16:23,608 --> 00:16:25,401
[sighs] And just say
we're raising money
287
00:16:25,526 --> 00:16:27,486
for Principal Secretary's
juice machine?
288
00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:29,864
Would people really give us
money for that?
289
00:16:31,866 --> 00:16:34,952
Oh, what a gala. It feels good
to help.
290
00:16:37,496 --> 00:16:40,291
They didn't even ask
what the money was for. Huh.
291
00:16:40,458 --> 00:16:41,500
Rich people.
292
00:16:48,299 --> 00:16:49,342
Hello, my good sir.
293
00:16:49,508 --> 00:16:52,261
I would like to buy
your finest juice machine.
294
00:16:53,429 --> 00:16:57,058
[sighs] That isn't
our finest juice machine.
295
00:16:58,601 --> 00:16:59,769
[drone crashes]
296
00:17:00,603 --> 00:17:01,771
This is.
297
00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:04,357
[♪ dance music playing ♪]
298
00:17:14,659 --> 00:17:17,995
Whoa. Well, can we get the old one
in the photo, please?
299
00:17:19,705 --> 00:17:21,749
Old one is discontinued, boss.
300
00:17:23,501 --> 00:17:27,296
This looks totally different.
P.S. would notice in a second.
301
00:17:31,634 --> 00:17:32,843
Oh, there's P.S.
302
00:17:33,553 --> 00:17:36,264
[sighs] I can't believe we have
to crush his little heart.
303
00:17:36,764 --> 00:17:40,351
Who's in that photo next to him
buying the exact same juicer?
304
00:17:41,310 --> 00:17:44,730
[gasps] Beverly!
Oh, this is great.
305
00:17:44,855 --> 00:17:48,150
Well, let's just go offer Beverly
all this money for her machine.
306
00:17:49,235 --> 00:17:52,071
[slurps, sighs]
Wow, so good.
307
00:17:52,280 --> 00:17:54,448
Courtesy of my beloved
juice machine.
308
00:17:54,574 --> 00:17:57,535
Now, Kiff, what can I do for you
and your little brother?
309
00:17:57,660 --> 00:17:58,661
I'm a grown man.
310
00:17:58,744 --> 00:18:02,498
Um, we'd love to offer you this
for your used juice machine.
311
00:18:07,753 --> 00:18:08,963
[grunts]
312
00:18:10,423 --> 00:18:11,841
This machine right here?
313
00:18:13,676 --> 00:18:15,261
Sorry, it's not for sale.
314
00:18:17,930 --> 00:18:20,224
[exhales sharply]
This is 1700 nuts.
315
00:18:20,683 --> 00:18:22,226
Seventeen hundred nuts?
316
00:18:23,978 --> 00:18:26,022
Seventeen hundred nuts
for this?
317
00:18:27,189 --> 00:18:28,441
Are you serious?
318
00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:30,860
That's a lot of money.
319
00:18:31,152 --> 00:18:33,112
Great. So you'll sell it to us?
320
00:18:33,237 --> 00:18:35,990
Nope. I have that much
in my couch cushions. Bye now.
321
00:18:37,700 --> 00:18:40,202
- I think she's lonely.
- That was our last lead.
322
00:18:40,995 --> 00:18:42,330
No, it's not over yet.
323
00:18:42,538 --> 00:18:46,417
Maybe we can build
a juice machine. Yes. Yes.
324
00:18:47,043 --> 00:18:48,294
It's over, Kiff.
325
00:18:48,794 --> 00:18:51,130
The only thing left to do
is take responsibility
326
00:18:51,255 --> 00:18:53,215
and tender my resignation.
327
00:18:57,136 --> 00:18:59,472
[Principal Secretary]
I cannot believe this!
328
00:19:00,181 --> 00:19:01,307
He knows.
329
00:19:01,932 --> 00:19:04,810
[sighs] Principal Secretary,
330
00:19:05,603 --> 00:19:07,480
I tender my resignation.
331
00:19:07,813 --> 00:19:10,566
- What are you talking about?
- You're angry at us, right?
332
00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:13,152
You're using the voice you use
when you're angry at Helen.
333
00:19:13,235 --> 00:19:15,696
Because I am angry at Helen!
Glarbin rejected
334
00:19:15,780 --> 00:19:17,031
my pencil proposal.
335
00:19:17,198 --> 00:19:20,534
Helen's sleeping pod pitch
'moved him,' apparently,
336
00:19:20,618 --> 00:19:24,955
and, well... I'm extra angry
because, rather
337
00:19:25,039 --> 00:19:27,667
than have a pencilless school,
I decided to sell
338
00:19:27,750 --> 00:19:30,086
my beloved juice machine
and use the proceeds
339
00:19:30,211 --> 00:19:32,088
to buy new pencils
for the school.
340
00:19:33,339 --> 00:19:35,049
Why would I be angry at you two?
341
00:19:35,758 --> 00:19:39,095
Because we knew
you were going to do that,
342
00:19:39,303 --> 00:19:41,055
so we already sold
the juice machine.
343
00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:42,765
We thought you were going
to be mad
344
00:19:42,848 --> 00:19:44,517
because we didn't
get permission.
345
00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:46,352
Anyway, here's the money.
346
00:19:47,103 --> 00:19:50,106
Oh, well, thank you.
Well, that... that's, um...
347
00:19:50,606 --> 00:19:52,566
Well, I guess that's all
wrapped up, then.
348
00:19:52,817 --> 00:19:55,611
My only question is, what's that
juice machine doing over there?
349
00:19:57,321 --> 00:19:58,739
Oh. Right.
350
00:19:59,281 --> 00:20:02,368
The jig is up. I broke the machine
while I was trying to make
351
00:20:02,493 --> 00:20:04,370
a second glass of juice
for Barry.
352
00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:07,748
He loves juice.
I re-tender my resignation.
353
00:20:07,873 --> 00:20:09,375
No, S.P., it was my fault.
354
00:20:09,542 --> 00:20:12,211
I'm the one who introduced Barry
to juice in the first place.
355
00:20:13,921 --> 00:20:15,965
[slurps, lip smacks]
356
00:20:17,883 --> 00:20:19,927
I am the one
who should be fired.
357
00:20:20,261 --> 00:20:22,096
Secretary Prince, you aren't fired,
358
00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:24,390
and Kiff,
students can't be fired.
359
00:20:24,515 --> 00:20:27,810
I know. I have tried.
The machine is fine.
360
00:20:28,269 --> 00:20:29,937
I put a setting on it
to shut it off
361
00:20:30,062 --> 00:20:32,022
if you try to make
more than one glass a day.
362
00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:37,820
I have no willpower when it
comes to juice.
363
00:20:38,362 --> 00:20:40,573
Ah! The juice machine is fixed.
364
00:20:40,823 --> 00:20:42,074
It was never broken!
365
00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:44,869
And we have enough money
to keep TTS rolling in pencils
366
00:20:44,952 --> 00:20:48,539
for the next ten years! Hooray!
You know what? [grunts]
367
00:20:51,125 --> 00:20:52,168
Here we go.
368
00:20:59,383 --> 00:21:04,597
And three cheers!
[slurps, gulps]
369
00:21:04,930 --> 00:21:07,683
P.S., I rescind my resignation.
370
00:21:08,058 --> 00:21:10,186
[gulps] I wouldn't
have accepted it either way.
371
00:21:10,436 --> 00:21:12,813
I need you, S.P. [slurps]
372
00:21:12,938 --> 00:21:14,315
More than I need juice.
373
00:21:14,482 --> 00:21:16,609
You're the only administrator
here I can rely on.
374
00:21:17,193 --> 00:21:18,527
Do you mean that, sir?
375
00:21:18,778 --> 00:21:20,654
[Helen] Oi!
Can you keep it down?
376
00:21:20,863 --> 00:21:24,950
It's hard enough to sleep
in this metal cage. [grunts]
377
00:21:30,414 --> 00:21:35,085
[snores, grumbling]
378
00:21:35,461 --> 00:21:37,546
♪ She loves juice ♪
379
00:21:37,755 --> 00:21:40,716
♪ It's her favorite thing
in the world ♪
380
00:21:41,634 --> 00:21:44,929
♪ It comes from the machine ♪
381
00:21:45,596 --> 00:21:48,724
♪ You know she really
loves juice ♪
382
00:21:48,974 --> 00:21:52,228
♪ She loves how it tastes ♪
383
00:21:52,561 --> 00:21:55,356
♪ She splashes it on her face ♪
384
00:21:55,523 --> 00:21:59,693
♪ She loves the juice
Oh, juice ♪
385
00:22:00,361 --> 00:22:03,113
[♪ end credit theme playing ♪]
386
00:22:25,261 --> 00:22:26,762
[♪ end credit theme concludes ♪]
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