Original subtitles

♪ Kiff! ♪

♪ Kiff! Kiff! ♪

♪ Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! ♪

♪ Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! ♪

♪ Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! ♪

♪ Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! ♪

♪ Yeah! ♪

♪ Kiff! ♪

- [chuckles] - [laughs]

[both laughing]

[narrator 1] Brought to you by Lil' Ouchie's awesome

waterproof adhesive bandages.

[bear] So cool.

I'm so jealous, Kristophe. I would love to watch

Lil' Ouchie again for the first time.

Lil' Ouchie is what we always watched when we were your age,

and it shaped us into the people we are now.

And now it's your turn.

♪ If you trip down and scrape your knee ♪

Ouchie ouchie.

♪ Or you fall on your elbow ♪

Oh, no.

♪ If you stub the toes upon your feet ♪

Ouchie ouchie.

♪ There's someone that we'd like you to meet ♪

♪ Lil' Ouchie Boo Boo Lil' Ouchie Boo Boo ♪

♪ Lil' Ouchie Boo Boo is there for you ♪

♪ Lil' Ouchie Boo Boo Lil' Ouchie Boo Boo ♪

♪ Lil' Ouchie Boo Boo is there for you ♪

♪ And sometimes you will find ♪

♪ Boo boos can happen on the inside ♪

♪ Like when your older brother and their friends ♪

♪ Are choosing how to spend your whole morning ♪

♪ Watching boring shows that they chose ♪

♪ And they never even asked what you felt like doing! ♪

♪ Lil' Ouchie Boo Boo Lil' Ouchie Boo Boo ♪

♪ Lil' Ouchie Boo Boo is there for you ♪

♪ Lil' Ouchie Boo Boo... ♪

Lil' Ouchie! Lil' Ouchie!

♪ Lil' Ouchie Boo Boo is there for you ♪

Oh, I remember this episode.

Lil' Ouchie and his rival, Rusty the Nail, finally have it out.

Don't worry, they all end up friends in the end.

See, Kristophe?

What's this now?

It's Cool Baby.

It's just some kind of TableToob thing.

Kristophe loves it.

Oh, when does the show start?

Oh, this is it.

It's weird, but it's mesmerizing, I guess.

Wait. [gasps] I get it now. This is a cry for help.

Kristophe needs us to help him refine his taste

so he can be as enlightened as his big bro

and big-sis-slash-mentor.

We need more Lil' Ouchie vids.

Yes, you are so wise, Kiff.

Okay, let me just find the perfect Lil' Ouchie vid

for our poor misguided baby boy.

[narrator] Brought to you by Lil' Ouchie's awesome

waterproof adhesive bandages.

Today only at the Table Town Aquarium,

see me, Lil' Ouchie Boo Boo,

like you've never seen me before.

That's what we need, a meet and greet.

Meeting Lil' Ouchie when I was Kristophe's age

is what got me into him in the first place.

Aw, look how excited Kristophe is.

OMG, that's him! That's Lil' Ouchie!

[♪ Lil' Ouchie theme music plays ♪]

Ouchie! It's me!

Back off!

There's a meet and greet in ten minutes.

Right now is Ouchie's personal time.

Kiff Chatterley and Barrington Augustus Buns,

I have my eye on you.

Well, should we sneak in?

I don't know. This bouncer seems to be on top of things.

He knows our full names for some reason.

Let's just get in the meet and greet line.

This is great. Kristophe is gonna love it.

He may even start talking. Huh?

Oh, what if his first words are,

'I love Lil' Ouchie'? Aw.

Where's Lil' Ouchie?

I thought this was a meet and greet line.

Oh, this is a meet the reef line.

The meet and greet line must be over there.

Oh, I mean, you gotta laugh.

Let's look on the bright side.

We can still learn about underwater ecosystems

characterized by reef-building corals.

How's Kristophe gonna meet Lil' Ouchie now?

He must be devastated.

[sighs] Let's just get some lunch and figure out next steps.

We'll get... three Splash Melts with extra Splashy Sauce,

three orders of Fried Splash-a-peño Poppers,

and, um, three medium Dr. Splashes.

Do they have the Bloomin' Splash Blossom?

Do you have the Bloomin' Splash Blossom?

We don't have any of that. What menu are you reading?

[munching]

Oh, I am so excited about today's Splash Show.

I love Lil' Ouchie.

It's at 1:00 p.m., right?

Yeah, and I heard they're showing off

those new awesome waterproof adhesive bandages.

So cool.

Bar, do you know what this means?

Yeah, we really should have let that ad finish.

We missed a lot of info.

If we go to the show,

Kristophe will understand how awesome Lil' Ouchie is.

Isn't that right, Kristophe?

I weep for the future.

Let me tell you a story, Kristophe.

Story of how I met Lil' Ouchie.

I admit, I was scared at first.

But after Lil' Ouchie smiled at me,

I felt a shine that just made my life a little brighter.

I love you, Lil' Ouchie!

Oh, wow. These are my first words, huh?

[clears throat] I love you, Mom and Dad.

I love Table Town and this special exclusive sticker

and everything and everyone.

Some say I never stopped talking after that day.

This exclusive Junior Oucher sticker changed my life.

Every time I look at this sticker, I feel like Lil' Ouchie is with me.

Do you understand now, Kristophe?

Kristophe?

[♪ upbeat instrumental music playing ♪]

- Oh, no. Not again. - What?

[scoffs] Don't get distracted.

We're trying to get close to Lil' Ouchie.

Wait, Kiff, look! The Splashport.

It's a fun aquarium challenge.

If we fill up the Splashport

with stamps from all over the aquarium,

we win front row seats to the show.

Brilliant, Barry!

Okay, don't panic, Kristophe. I'm gonna see Lil' Ouchie again.

You're going to see Lil' Ouchie for the first time.

♪ Splashport ♪

♪ Oh, yeah ♪

♪ Stickers ♪

♪ All right ♪

♪ Gonna have a good time ♪

♪ Gonna have a blast ♪

♪ Gonna have a great time completing random tasks ♪

♪ Splashport ♪

♪ Oh, yeah ♪

♪ Stickers ♪

♪ All right ♪

♪ Gonna have a good time ♪

♪ Gonna have a blast ♪

♪ Gonna have a great time Yeah ♪

[rapid page flipping]

[chuckles] This is it!

[announcer] And now, the Table Town Aquarium

is proud to present your hero,

Lil' Ouchie!

- [♪ upbeat music playing] - [audience cheering]

- [Kiff screams, laughs] - [laughs] Yeah!

- [Kiff] I love you! - I love you, Lil' Ouchie!

Now, before we start, I need a few volunteers.

Hey there, little guy. What's your name?

It's Kiff.

[chuckles] You probably don't remember this but...

a few years ago, I saw you at the science museum,

and you gave me a special,

one-of-a-kind Junior Oucher sticker.

I just wanted to say that meant...

a lot to me.

[audience applauding]

- [clears throat] - Huh?

Oh, uh, baby want a sticker?

Yeah, hold on.

What?

- Now, on to the show! - [audience applauding]

You're probably wondering why I brought these volunteers up here.

We're gonna test out my new, awesome,

waterproof adhesive bandages!

[audience cheering]

Release the dolphins.

[♪ upbeat electronic music playing ♪]

[air horn blows]

[audience applauding]

Whoo!

Dry as a bone.

[cheering]

- [fan 1] Dry as a bone! - [fan 2] Adhesive bandages!

[announcer] Waterproof bandages!

You okay now, Kiff?

Yeah, I think so, Barry.

I guess I only loved Lil' Ouchie out of nostalgia for my childhood.

But Kristophe's got a childhood of his own.

A childhood in which he should be allowed to be as wrong as he wants. [chuckles]

Cool Baby doesn't hold up. It doesn't.

You are so enlightened, Kiff.

[♪ relaxing instrumental music playing ♪]

[laughs] I still don’t get it.

[narrator 2] Brought to you by Brindey's Bindles.

Running away never looked this cool.

Ooh. So what does my palm say?

Hmm. Oh.

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

Yes, yes, okay.

It is asking me if I know how to read palms.

- I do not. - Huh.

Well, good to know. Want to play something else?

You know, I've been wanting to play Down by the Bramble Bushes.

Remember that game?

[laughs]

Let's go ask them.

Mm. I'm going to go with cool.

No, freaky.

Uh, he removes a whole banana peel before ever taking a bite.

I mean, that's more freaky than cool, right?

What are you talking about?

We're playing Annoying, Freaky, Cool.

What's that?

It's when you pick three people and then everyone decides

who's annoying, who's freaky, and who's cool.

- Oh, I wanna play. - Count me in.

Okay, it's between MDT, Secretary Prince,

and Mr. RiPeppa. [chuckles]

- [laughing] - Oh, no, you didn’t. [laughs]

[laughs] Annoying has to go to Peppa.

No, Secretary Prince, obviously.

[playing musical tones]

Come on, Kiff, what do you think?

Oh, well, I don't think any of them are annoying.

But that's the game, Kiff, you have to pick.

For example, Billiam picked you as annoying, like, five minutes ago.

[♪ dramatic choral music playing ♪]

[♪ music stops abruptly ♪]

[bell rings]

[thinking] Billiam picked me as annoying?

Me.

If it makes you feel any better,

Billiam only said you're annoying based on limited options.

That's right.

Yeah, we don't know who the other two people were.

Exactly!

So, I think it's clear that...

- ...you should just let it go. - I should ask Renée.

Or that... Or that.

Who are the other two people?

For what?

Oh, Billiam's Annoying, Freaky, Cool round?

Well, I had to go to the bathroom. Ask Trevor.

- Mm. [slurping] - Trevor?

- Trevor! - Huh?

Oh, yeah. It was, uh, Glarbin, and, uh, Mystery Lad.

No!

[♪ dramatic choral music playing ♪]

[♪ music stops abruptly ♪]

- Yeah, them. - The jerkiest jerk pigeon

who’s locked in a reality TV mansion

for being super annoying and... and...

and Glarbin?

[scoffs] It’s worse than I thought!

[slurps]

[clears throat]

So, I hear you think

I'm the most annoying person in Table Town, huh?

Kiff, it's no big deal.

I don't think you're annoying all the time. Just sometimes.

Oh, okay, that... that makes sense.

I can leave it alone now.

Hey, uh, just out of curiosity, what times did you mean?

[sighs] Roll the tape.

[vocalizes Kiff theme song] Billiam!

[vocalizes] Billiam!

[vocalizes] Billiam!

Oh, look, it's Darren.

[vocalizes]

'Benedict, it’s either me or the peanut butter...'

[shushes]

- [bell rings] - You forgot to assign homework!

[groaning]

[sighs] And if I'm being honest...

Hey, uh, just out of curiosity, what times did you mean?

Kiff, are you okay?

I'm in agony. I had no idea people saw me this way.

I don't see you that way.

You're blinded by our friendship.

So, what'll you do?

It ends today.

I renounce all of my annoying habits.

No more being chatty or chipper, no more goodie-goodie-ing,

or... and... and no more curiosity!

I got a new phone. Wanna take a selfie?

Okay.

[sighs]

[thinking] Don't be chipper.

Uh, are you okay? You're not your usual chipper self.

I don't know what you're talking about.

This is me.

Oh! You're supposed to hold the door.

Goodie-goodies hold doors and... well, that ain’t me no more.

Ooh, okay. Remember, don’t be a chatty Charlie.

Or was that a chipper Charlie?

Whatever, don't talk. [grunts]

What'll it be today, Kiff?

Where are you pointing?

This?

This one?

Down here?

This one? Beet juice?

- [groans] - What is taking so long?

- You gotta help me out here. - [patron] This is making me mad.

This is so annoying!

[groans] But I'm trying not to be annoying!

Well, you're failing!

Everything I do is annoying, and everyone's annoyed

in a different way. I just can't win!

I was pointing at the hot cocoa,

but I don't even want it anymore. [sobs]

[scoffs] Finally!

Okay, I will have a...

uh...

[tuts]

Oh... Ooh-woo-woo.

♪ Oh, we’re not annoying No, we’re not annoying on TV ♪

[host] That's right.

We're searching for an all-new annoying cast member

to mix things up in an all-new season of The 6 Jerks.

Because they are annoying.

Yeah, they are annoying. That's the point.

Reality TV. That's it.

My annoyingness just needs to be re-homed.

Hello, Roy.

I think I just found your new annoying cast member.

Me.

[groans] Is this Kiff?

I thought I told you to never call this number.

Jeez, you're annoying.

- You're hired! - Yup. See you soon.

[♪ tranquil instrumental music playing ♪]

[sighs]

Goodbye, Table Town.

What did you say, Kiff? Ah!

Whoa, a bindle. Pretty cool.

It is?

Oh, hey look, you can see the Foreverangees from up here.

[groans] Sorry to be a know-it-all, so annoying.

No, the Foreverangees are freaky.

You're kind of freaky too, Kiff.

[laughs] Okay.

First... First you think I'm annoying,

and then I'm cool, and now I'm freaky?

Yeah. [laughs] I change my mind constantly.

Some people think that's annoying. [chuckles]

Whatever, you know? [laughs]

[automated voice] Transfer to the Five Jerks Mansion.

Uh, are you getting off?

No.

No, I'm not.

So really, everyone has a little annoying in them,

a little freaky, and a little cool too.

[scoffs] Probably.

[♪ upbeat instrumental music playing ♪]

Hi, friends. Guess who's ready to play anno...

Actually, Kiff, after your meltdown,

we decided that Annoying, Freaky, Cool is really mean.

Someone called Candle annoying, didn't they?

- Yeah, that's right. - Yeah, you got it.

Whatever. Let's play something else.

Down by the Bramble Bushes?

Yeah!

Yes!

♪ Down by the bramble bushes under Table Town ♪

♪ I fell into a big hole and I’ll tell you what I found ♪

♪ It wasn’t a dinner roll 'Twas not a piece of fruit ♪

♪ It was a little trumpet that went teet-a-teet-a-toot ♪

♪ One, two, three, four Trevor’s farting out the door ♪

No! No!

♪ Five, six, seven, eight Does he make it? Too late ♪

♪ Someone call Trevor's mom She needs to pick him up ♪

Why is it always me?

♪ He's hiding on the porch like a sad little pup ♪

Stop the song.

♪ Sad little pup ♪

♪ Potatoes in the pantry Cheese is on the plate ♪

♪ Lick it until it’s clean or go jump in a... ♪

♪ Lakes are home for sailors who sail a hundred ships ♪

♪ But I bet you ten nuts that you can’t do this! ♪

- [laughing, cheering] - All right!

Barry is, um... cool.

All right, that's one down.

Let's see who's freaky.

[laughing, cheering]

[♪ pleasant instrumental music playing ♪]

[♪ music ends ♪]