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Brought to you
by Table Town Tribune.
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After you read it, you can
make something out of papier-mâché!
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- It looks just like him.
- Thanks.
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Kiff, this must have
taken you hours.
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Eleven hours, but only the best
for the founding father of Table Town.
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Speaking of old men...
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Oh, no, I gotta help him.
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Oh! Thank you, young fella.
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No problem, sir. Be safe.
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Oh, no, Kiff, your project.
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Eh, it's due tomorrow anyway.
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I'll just make another one tonight.
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What? Look at you with the perspective.
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And then, Kiff ran into traffic
and helped the old man,
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and he said thank you,
and the art project was destroyed,
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but Kiff didn't even care, and...
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...it was just the coolest thing
I've ever seen.
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- Whoa! Wow!
- Wow! Yeah! Amazing.
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Huh! Well, that is not, not cool.
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Ah, it was no big deal.
Helping people feels good.
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No, it doesn't.
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Huh?
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Helping people
doesn't feel good.
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Kiff's just weird.
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No, I'm not.
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I'll prove it. I'll help
an old person cross the street,
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and I won't feel a thing.
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I bet you'll feel good.
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I'll feel nothing!
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What about that guy?
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Is he old?
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Isn't he?
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He dresses old.
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I don’t know,
everyone looks old to me.
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Go, Reggie.
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Excuse me, sir.
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Do you need help crossing the street?
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What? No. What are you implying?
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Oh, sorry.
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This is humiliating.
I don't want to do this anymore.
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Wait, look!
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Oh, she is perfect.
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Help her, Reggie.
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Help her, and then tell us
it doesn't feel good.
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All right.
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There you go.
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Here.
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Thank you, young man.
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But what if I told you
I wasn't an old lady?
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Huh?
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I'm actually an undercover journalist
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looking for a feel-good
human interest story.
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Wait, what is happening?
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So, do you do this a lot?
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Help a complete stranger?
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No, this was my first time.
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Oh! I love it!
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Oh. Sorry, kid.
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Just trying to get
a good shot of the hero.
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Wow, Reggie's gonna be
in the newspaper.
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And his picture.
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Wow, this turned out better
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- than it could've turned out.
- Can I get your autograph?
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Huh!
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Huh.
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Honestly, I like this one even better.
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Thanks, pal.
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Okay, class. First up for today's
historical heads assignment, Kiff.
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Actually, I'm so sorry, Kiff,
could you please
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sit back down? I have something to say.
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Sure.
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Before we begin, our very own Reggie
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is on the front page of today's
Tribune,
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and in doing so,
is a role model to all of us.
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Okay, Kiff,
let's see that presentation.
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For my project,
I chose a personal hero of mine...
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Reggie?
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No, it's the founder of Table Town.
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My project is made out of papier-mâché.
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What's that?
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It's newspaper and glue.
My project is made out of...
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Like the newspaper Reggie was in?
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Yeah, but I...
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All right!
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I’m sorry to interrupt.
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I just wanted to say
that in honor of his heroic act,
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I’m allowing Reggie
to decide this week’s lunch menu.
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Patty melt. Every day.
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Mm! Patty melt. Yum!
Thank you, Reggie.
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Go ahead, Kiff.
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Are you sure?
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You don't need
to pose for a statue or anything?
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Kiff!
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The world needs heroes, Kiff.
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No, I just...
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Sorry to interrupt.
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I just wanted to let y'all know
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that I named
my favorite broom after Reggie.
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Aw, who are we kidding?
Kiff, you can sit back down.
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We're not gonna get any work done today.
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Let's keep talking about Reggie.
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Reggie! Reggie!
Reggie! Reggie! Reggie!
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Hey, Kiff, you were right.
This does feel pretty good.
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Reggie! Reggie! Reggie! Reggie! Reggie!
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Reggie! Reggie! Reggie! Reggie! Reggie!
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You okay?
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Yeah. I just feel weird.
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Because you wanted to convince Reggie
that helping people feels good,
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and then he tried to prove you wrong,
and now everyone thinks he's a hero?
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Yeah.
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Oh! BRB.
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Excuse me, ma'am. Do you need help?
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Oh, I'm actually waiting for Reggie.
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Reggie?
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Do you know him?
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What? Yeah, I mean,
of course I know Reggie.
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I know Reggie.
Everyone knows Reggie now.
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Heck.
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I mean, obviously, I didn't do it
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'cause I want people
to call me a hero, but still.
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Oh, boy.
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What?
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Appearing for one night only,
Table Town's newest motivational speaker,
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it's Reggie!
Signing copies of his new book,
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Hero I Go Again.
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Reggie will be donating
portions of the proceeds
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to his newly formed
Reggie Foundation...
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whose mission statement
is to help even
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the most cynical among us
find their inner Reggie.
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- I can't take it anymore.
- What are you gonna do?
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The only sensible thing I can.
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And then you hide in that bush
and film me
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while we wait for Reggie
to walk home from school.
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But why?
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We're gonna catch Reggie
in his natural state
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of inconsiderateness-is.
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Okay.
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After we get the footage,
we'll run around the corner
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and show the crowd
that I've assembled.
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Some kid told me
there was gonna be free hot dogs.
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Uh, yeah, me too.
That's why we're all here.
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Excuse me, ma'am. May I?
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What is he doing?
He's actually helping me?
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So, uh,
what news outlet are you with?
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News outlet?
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You're a reporter, right?
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You're only helping me
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because you think I'm a reporter?
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Aren't you?
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Wow! You're strong for an old lady.
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Kiff! Where are you going?
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Behold!
Your hero who only helps people
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because he thinks
they're secretly disguised as reporters.
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What, is she mad?
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This is why you brought us here?
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Yes! I mean, no.
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Originally, I wanted
to show him ignoring me,
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but this is way worse,
so I pivoted.
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Wait, so you're not a reporter,
but you are an old lady?
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No, I'm...
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I'm... I'm a kid disguised
as an old lady.
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But not a reporter?
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No, but there is an actual reporter
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that I invited to report
on all this. Come here!
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I'm actually an old lady!
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What?
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You think it's funny to dress up
as an old lady
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who's not disguised
as a reporter?
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No, I... I love old ladies
disguised as reporters.
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You don't know what love is!
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- But Reggie...
- Don't bring Reggie into this!
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Where are the hot dogs?
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Hiss!
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Huh. I feel terrible.
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Maybe I'm not
the big-hearted person I think I am.
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Can I have your attention, please?
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I learned something very important today.
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You shouldn't care if someone
is helping people
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for the wrong reason,
you should just be glad
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they're helping people.
Mind your business.
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Everyone already knows that!
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You think you can win us over
with your emotional growth?
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Oh, we're booing again?
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Come on, everyone.
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There's hot dogs back
at our retirement home.
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My book deal fell apart.
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Oh, thank you, my dear.
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Hey, Kiff, that old lady
you just helped...
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Yeah?
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...was she a reporter?
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No, Reggie. No, she wasn't.
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Brought to you by
Widdle Chargies,
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the credit card for kids!
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- Whee!
- Whee!
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Hey, look, there's Darryn.
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That kid's so sweet and shy.
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Yeah, I've always wanted
to get to know him better.
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Same. I always find myself wondering
what his whole deal is.
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- Where's he going?
- Like, to college?
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No, no, right now.
Is he walking towards us?
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No, I think he's going
to the jungle gym.
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He's...
He's coming towards us.
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- Act curious.
- I am curious.
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- Kiff? Barry?
- Hey, Darryn.
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I came over to invite you both
to dinner at Café Penguino.
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Oh, with... with your family?
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No, just the three of us.
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I go out to dinner
without my parents all the time.
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I have a credit card.
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- Whoa!
- Whoa!
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I use it regularly at Café Penguino.
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- They know me there.
- They do?
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We barely know you here,
and we see you every day.
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Kiff!
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Sorry, I'm just... color me surprised.
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This is so cool, though.
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Yeah, a kids-only dinner at Café Penguino?
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My bucket list is rattling.
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Darryn, good to see you.
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The flambé is gorgeous tonight.
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Thank you
for the recommendation, BrĂonne!
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Good to see you, Darryn.
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Darryn, my man.
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Darryn, you around-town boy.
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May we please have some
kid menus and activity packs?
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Just the adult menus.
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Thank you, Robyn.
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Where is that flambé?
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No activity packs?
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Okay, everybody,
it's time for the birthday song.
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- What's your name?
- Rory.
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Happy birthday!
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My name is Birthday Brian.
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- Whoa!
- What a ding dang show!
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Oh, look, the cone is the hat.
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Yeah, that's called
a 'Pingi the Clown.'
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They give you one free
on your birthday.
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Birthday Brian is
the preeminent birthday celebrator.
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Everyone comes here
for their fab fourteens.
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Oh. Oh, I am coming
for my fab fourteen.
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I am coming here.
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It's fun experiencing it
fresh through your eyes.
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Now, how about I order for us?
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So, what do we do
without activity packs?
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Go look around?
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Oh, we can't all leave the table.
They'll think we've gone home.
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The point of dinner is to have dinner
and the conversation.
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The conversation? Oh, uh, sure.
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Barry and I have
the conversation all the time.
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My dad says there's no such thing
as bad weather, only bad preparation.
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What a great point.
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Yeah, because it's not
the heat that'll get you,
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it's the humidity.
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Barry, what's on your mind?
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Well, I've always thought
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that there are a lot of chairs
in the world.
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And there is a young teen
who is going to the bathroom.
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Interesting.
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And now the same
young teen,
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in an obvious disguise,
is returning and sitting
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with a different group
of people.
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This I've noticed.
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Wait, that actually
is interesting.
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Why is that young teen
having two dinners at once?
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- That seems suspicious.
- It is?
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That's other people's business.
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Juicy business.
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My parents always say,
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'Big people make small talk,
but small people gossip.'
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We should just keep conversing
about matters of...
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Wow! Birthday Brian sure is
earning his paycheck tonight.
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This disguise drama
is too juicy to ignore.
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I agree.
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We're gonna have to run
our investigation
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right under Darryn's lovely
but very mature nose.
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Were you two under the table?
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- Yes.
- No.
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- Yes.
- No.
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- Maybe.
- Yes.
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It's a common meeting place
for kids in restaurants.
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Oh.
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Waiter! Shoot, Darryn,
we have to pee,
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but you gotta hear what Darryn's dad said
about weather.
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Sure, I'd love to.
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It was just that,
often people think heat is the problem,
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but on most hot days...
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I bet this is the last birthday
Tracey will celebrate
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with us for a while.
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I know, and she's spending
half the night in the bathroom.
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It's her birthday?
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Nothing wrong with that,
but what are you doing
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at your other table, birthday girl?
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Yeah, because it's not
the heat that'll get you,
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it's the humidity.
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O-M-G, stop. It's gonna work, Tray.
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Two birthdays in one night.
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Another birthday?
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This young teen is trying
to get two birthday celebrations.
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She wants double free
Pingi the Clowns?
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She's cheating the system
and taking advantage
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of Café Penguino.
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Mm, there's a lot
of birthdays tonight.
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How many times
can Brian sing that song?
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His record is seven,
but tonight I think it's gonna be eight.
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No. Oh, that's too many.
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That's how we lost
our last Birthday Brian.
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Oh, I remember.
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Tray is gonna break Birthday Brian.
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We have to tell someone.
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I know, but Darryn doesn't
want us to spread gossip.
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This isn't gossip, this is a crime!
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Ah, my dinner companions return.
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Darryn, you have to call
the manager over.
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The Maître D'?
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- Huh?
- They're called Maître D's.
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Yes, please call Major Dee
over immediately.
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Are you sure?
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Usually one only does that
when there's a...
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problem.
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Oh, there is a problem.
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Hey. Hi! Over here!
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- She’s running in and out...
- We're having the conversation.
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...but she’s two people.
Every time the waiter comes in,
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- it’s the same person.
- So Barry noticed...
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- We snuck away from our table...
- ...he's observant.
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- ...hid under tables and heard it all.
- Saw someone go
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- to the bathroom, disguised.
- Sort of cool,
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- but Birthday Brian...
- There's two birthdays...
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- Hats as cones?
- How could it be cool
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when it's so clearly not cool.
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I can't stand
when children talk like this.
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It just sounds like noise.
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Wait! I don't think you listened
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to what my dining colleagues
were trying to communicate.
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There's a patron at the establishment
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this evening participating
in birthday embezzlement.
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Man, that’s fast.
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- What's your name?
- Tracey.
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- Tracey? For shame!
- Tracey? For shame!
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You're banned.
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But next year
is my fab fourteen.
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You're banned for 364 days.
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Oh. Okay.
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Darryn, we thought
you were too well-behaved
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to get involved with
all the shenanigans
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that go with criminal exposés.
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I thought so too,
but then I saw Tracey
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grinning like a thief
and pumping her fists.
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Yeah, that was crazy.
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Well, I just wish I'd been more brave.
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You know, helping uncover the crime,
meeting under tables, running around.
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I'm good with grown-ups,
just not so great with kid stuff...
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shenanigans. But I... wish I were.
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Oh, Darryn. I had no idea.
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Neither did I.
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For your service to Café Penguino,
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this belongs to you.
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- No!
- No, no, Brian!
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Just the Pingi the Clown
will be fine.
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You got it. And thank you.
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Wait. I have an idea.
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This is so nice
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because today is my birthday.
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- What?
- What? Darryn, you didn’t tell us!
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Aw, well, happy birthday you...
you big old, tall
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what-are-you-doing-over-there!
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- The cone is the hat!
- The cone is the hat!
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