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Brought to you by Peddlers of Patio Prairie.

Will you be the first player in history to finish a game?

- Sleepover night! - Sleepover night!

So, it's Friday night. What are you crazy kids gonna do

with your fancy sleepover bedtime of 10:30 p.m.?

You really just wanna sit here

and watch the nightly news with us?

Yeah, it's grown-up! It's cool.

More on that cerebral hematoma

coming up later.

Our top story tonight, Snailey’s Comet,

the confusingly named lightning-fast comet

that only comes around every 500 years,

will be visible tonight over Table Town.

That's right. Visible for one minute,

tonight only, at 4:00 a.m.

I mean,

we have to set a 4:00 a.m. alarm.

We gotta see that comet.

Wake me up at 4:00 a.m.?

'Don't talk to me until I've had my eggs Benedict,

'which I eat after 7:00 a.m. at the ea...'

Oh. 'Earliest.' Yeah. Okay.

What if we didn't have to get up

because we already were up?

I'm saying, what if me and Bar stay up all night?

- Oh! - Yeah.

I don't know. Growing kids need sleep.

Marty, let's let 'em try it.

It's cute. Trust me...

...they'll be sawing logs within the hour.

All right. If you wanna try and stay up for the comet,

we'll allow it.

But you gotta brush your teeth and stay in your PJs.

No TV and no being noisy and waking us up.

- Deal! - Deal!

This is gonna be a piece of cake.

It's already 10:30.

We're just five and a half hours away

from comet time, baby.

I eat five and a half hours for breakfast.

Breakfast?

If we went to sleep now, we'd be eating breakfast

before we know it.

No, no, no, no. We snooze, we lose. Agreed?

Okay, now let's pass some time.

All right! Well, I think we've earned it.

Let's check that clock! Seventeen minutes?

It's only been 17 minutes? How is that possible?

We have to pass so much more time.

Well, we can take comfort in knowing

that we organized your board games

- and found your dad's passport. - Yeah, yeah. Wait! Board games!

'Peddlers of Patio Prairie.'

Mm-hmm. Dad and Uncle Pat

tried to get me to play this one.

It's super complicated. It'll take at least half an hour

just to put together all the pieces.

Nice try, time!

Done. Okay. How do we play?

Okay.

'The player board...

'The player board keeps track of your resource cubes.

'Most resource icons refer to resource cubes,

'but resource...

'...icons with brown boxes indicate

'the production of that resource and not the cube itself.'

Huh, now that I think about it...

...some of the sleepiest times in my life have been

while someone was reading the instructions

to a convoluted board game.

We almost fell asleep! No!

What if we can't stop ourselves? What if we miss the comet?

Barry, look!

That little scare kind of woke me up.

I think getting scared keeps you awake!

Where are you going with this?

And they never found his elbow.

And that little girl was me.

If the house was boarded up,

where was all the slime coming from?

There's a ghost over there, like,

a boy with wet hair.

Oh. Perfect.

I can't do it, Kiff.

My brain's not strong enough to keep itself awake.

- Mine neither. - I mean, how cool is this

Snailey’s Comet thing anyway?

Right? Yeah. I mean, plus,

what with the way science is going,

we'll probably live another 500 years anyway.

We'll just catch it next time.

That's really sounding right to me.

I say we just agree to meet back up

in another 500 years and try again.

So, um, bed?

Race ya!

Special breaking news bulletin,

Snailey’s Comet has released a statement

announcing this will be its last visit

through our night skies before it retires

to the Klaxar V Nebula, which is basically

like a chill beach town area in outer space,

if you're unfamiliar.

So, just to clarify,

this truly will be a once in a lifetime event.

Even if you live 500 more years, it won't matter.

It’s tonight or never, Kiff and Barry!

We have to do this. If we miss this comet,

we will regret it for the next 500 years,

what with the way science is going.

Maybe it's time we used science.

Will it work?

Only one way to find out.

It works!

Bar! Bar! Look alive! I think we ran out of water.

Wow, look!

We didn't fall asleep.

- We're not gonna miss the comet. - O-M-G! The comet!

I almost totally forgot why we're even doing this.

Let's check the time.

05:02? What?

No! What was this all for?

Hmm.

No, no, no, no!

No, no!

No, no, no, no, no, no! No, no!

That was sublime. I can die now.

Snailey’s Comet flew by an hour ago...

This is the worst thing that’s ever happened to us!

...and we were just sitting inside,

- getting splashed in the face... - It hurts!

It hurts in my bones!

...like a couple of splash-faced dummies?

Uh, hello? We're trying to wallow over here?

It's 5:00 in the morning!

Keep it down!

Yup. Sorry.

So beautiful.

Well, I hope you enjoyed that 'cause I immediately forget

every song I play.

I guess you could say

that was a once in a lifetime experience y'all had.

Goodbye now.

Cool.

Brought to you

by Corky Rourke’s compostable sporks!

Only available in bulk.

Not eating your crusts, huh? Ah, more for me.

Mm, mm. What a delightful meal. Five stars!

Except for this old banana.

I'll just toss her in the trash.

Barry, wait. I'll take it.

There are lots of uses for old bananas.

Thank you, friend! You've saved my life.

I'm a banana. I'm forever indebted to you.

- Forever. And ever. - Whoa.

Is this one of those situations where I get a wish?

- No! - Oh.

But you do have my everlasting allegiance.

Hmm. So, no wish. Okay. All right.

I know.

All finished. Just gotta staple it. Oh!

That's okay. Patience is a virtue.

Hey, where's my banana?

Give me the stapler!

- Kiff needs it! - What are you?

Whoa, uh, take it easy, Banana. I can wait.

Sorry about Banana. It's only been alive a day.

It's still learning.

Thanks.

Sorry I flew off the handle.

I just feel really passionate about your turn.

Won't happen again.

Aw, I get it.

Seeing as you have that allegiance thing.

Next time, just try to take your cues from me.

Okay, class, now draw a picture of your best friend

on the cover of your stapled project.

- So, then Trevor... - Kiff, wanna hear a joke?

- Oh, okay. - Okay.

How does a banana answer the phone?

'Yellow?'

Cool joke.

- Okay, so anyway, I... - Wait. Okay, Kiff.

- I have one more. - But I...

Did you say something?

- I was saying... - Oh, we can't hear you!

So, Kiff, how long does this, uh, allegiance thingy last?

It's everlasting!

- I saved its life! - Mm-hmm.

More water, anyone?

Careful, Barry! There's no chair.

Whoa. You almost fell on that open box of sporks.

Weird! My chair was just there.

I wonder what happened to it.

Yeesh! That guy's so clumsy. What's his name? Barney?

Oh, Banana. You're funny.

You know his name is Barry.

Partner up, kids.

Today, we're looking at pond slime.

- Whoo - hoo.

Oh, my gosh, Kiff. I'm so sorry!

No worries. I'll just go wash off.

Okay. You understand, yeah?

Barry, will you be my lab partner?

Sorry, I'll probably be Kiff's partner again,

like always.

Please, Barry! Um. Kiff actually said it's okay.

It's very important that you and I be lab partners...

...if you catch my drift.

I don't, but okay.

Oh! Barry picked Candle?

What? Okay, that's so messed up

because I thought you two were gonna be partners.

Yeah, so did I.

Hey, hey, don't be sad! Okay, wait, look at me.

You're a good partner, Banana. We’re done early! What now?

What now?

Duh! I'll teach you my little dance from earlier.

Fun.

I think that banana might have my dad in a basement somewhere.

Uh-huh. Hey, put the next piece of slime under the microscope,

will you, Canny?

Banana!

Hey, friend! Kiff's a little busy,

and she doesn't wanna talk to you right now.

Something's not right with that banana.

I wanna do something, but I... I'm afraid

of its sharp energy and soft fist.

No. I've gotta try!

I need to talk to Kiff. Alone.

- Banana said she was with you. - What?

Now, why is she all the way over there?

There's nothing over there except the Garden of Worms.

Barry, what is going on?

Okay, this is gonna sound crazy,

but I think Banana might be evil.

It's always shaking its fists, trying to get Kiff all alone.

And I think it might be the one who took my chair.

I knew there was something off about that piece of produce.

- Something must be done! - But what?

I think I have an idea.

Well, that takes care of being hungry.

But now, we really need a solution

to this rotten banana thing.

Right? Now, what could take on an aggressive, sentient banana?

I have an idea! Uh. How much money do you have?

Hmm.

The Garden of Worms!

We're here!

Wait, Mom and Dad wanted to meet here?

At the compost heap, colloquially referred to

by local children like me as the Garden of Worms?

Yup, yup, yup.

Banana, have you seen my phone?

Well, you see, that's just it, Kiff.

You don't need your phone anymore.

We don't need moms or dads

or schools or Barneys or anyone.

The only people we'd ever wanna talk to are right here.

I'm saying right here.

Wait, w... what? What do you mean?

You and me, baby, we're gonna live here.

Thick as thieves.

Forever and ever and ever and ever.

Oh! I almost forgot. Look.

I made you a bed out of eggshells

and that stuff people scoop out of pumpkins.

Holy smokes. Banana's insane.

It's been trying to get me alone this entire time!

Looking back, it's hard to believe

I made it this far into this whole thing.

- What was that? - Uh...

Thank you for doing that, Banana,

but I really think I should get home.

I see.

Let me go, Banana!

Hush now.

I promise you'll be happier here with me. Trust me.

I didn't want to have to do this, but...

I command you to release me!

Must obey Kiff...

Yo, I'm just playing.

You actually have no power over me at all.

Um, but that was fun.

What is that?

Let's just say...

...if you mow, you mow.

Don’t worry, Kiff!

We’re here to save you from that rotten banana!

Dad, don't! You're gonna hurt it!

This tractor rental cost me a fortune.

We're doing this!

Okay, okay, I surrender!

Please, just take me back to Helen!

Helen?

My banana!

It's part of my 'Bad Fruit' collection.

It's not weird.

It's just like having a fish tank.

Flashback, the cafeteria at the beginning of the episode.

Not eating your crusts, huh? Ah, more for me.

It must have hitched a ride with me to school

and swapped places with a normal banana...

...which I guess I've been talking to

for the past two days.

That's funny! Good listener, actually.

Well, you're back now.

You can help me proofread my new collection of poems.

Can I say one last thing to Kiff?

Nope!

Just in case.

Don't mind if I do.

- Oh - ho!

Look who it is! Big Banana!

Miss 'I'm gonna leave the kitchen'!

Not so slippery now.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, deal me in. I missed you clowns.