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{\an8}Brought to you
by Hugo's Ergonomic Chairs.
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{\an8}Behind every behind.
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{\an8}Oh, my gosh, I'm so bored.
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Wow, I haven't seen Candle
this bored since,
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well, never, because I don't have eyes.
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I'm a tail.
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Oh, my gosh. I'm laughing.
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Oh, are you?
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Well, I can't hear nothing
because I don't have ears.
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I'm a tail.
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That's my best friend's tail.
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Okay, all right, thank you.
Cheeks in seats.
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And now, please welcome
Principal Secretary.
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Thank you so much, Taily.
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Students, it is my honor to announce
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that we are going to be holding
elections for class president!
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We will be dipping our toes
into my favorite sea...
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democracy.
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- Yes, Billiam.
- I nominate Candle for president.
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Candle accepts.
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I'd like to nominate Reggie.
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Excellent choice.
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Can I nominate Barry?
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You could, but I'll probably
just toss that nom over to Kiff.
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Oh, Bar, I don't know
what to say except...
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I accept.
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I look forward to doing a ton of work,
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literally toiling day and night to...
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Oh, I changed my mind.
I would like to retract my nomination.
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Same. No point running against Kiff.
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All right. Anybody else want in?
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Nobody?
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No one?
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Okay.
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Thanks, P.S.
And thank you, Table Town School.
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Fear not.
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Though I run alone, I...
I will do my best to earn every vote.
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- Mr. RiPeppa is running?
- What?
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A teacher can't run against a student.
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A teacher can run against a student.
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Turns out there's no rule that says
class president must be a student.
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But why would Mr. RiPeppa
even wanna be class president?
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Nobody told you.
The job comes with an ergonomic chair.
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Word on the street is
Mr. RiPeppa's been eyeing it for years.
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Well, we're gonna run a good,
clean campaign.
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I'm sure the voters
will make the right choice. Me.
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Okay, here we go.
'Kiff, making the diff.'
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Love it.
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Or 'Win wiff Kiff.'
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- Even better.
- Or how about 'Kiff's...'
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Campaign needs a new manager.
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Trevor? How long have you been here?
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Your sister let me in about an hour ago.
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What you need is a savage ad.
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No, Trevor,
Kiff doesn't want to go savage.
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That's not how we're playing this one.
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Get off your high horse.
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I've made a video
that will take RiPeppa down.
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Guaranteed.
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Geez. I don't want to take him down.
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I just want him to drop out
of the race like everybody else.
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All right.
Well, if you need me, I'll be around.
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The competition's gonna have to wake up
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if they want a chance
to win this election.
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{\an8}I think we have this election
buttoned-up.
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{\an8}'Cause of the buttons.
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Now, if you vote for me,
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the cafeteria will be
catered by Cafe Penguino.
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Uh, there will also be
no more pop quizzes or any quizzes.
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And we will turn
the basketball court into an ice rink.
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And the ice rink into a baseball diamond.
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Every day will be Friday.
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We love you!
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{\an8}Come on!
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Nothing's working.
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I'm sorry, Kiff. I...
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Need a miracle?
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Huh?
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Trevor?
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Help.
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Thanks, Sweepy.
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Okay, Trev.
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I'm all out of options.
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About that savage ad?
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Yeah, I knew you'd come around.
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{\an8}Say the word, and I'll forward this baby
to every student in Table Town.
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No, Kiff, please watch it first
to make sure it's not...
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too savage.
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Oh, it's savage.
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{\an8}Brace yourselves.
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Fresh ground... pepper?
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No way! I don't like pepper!
Pepper stinks!
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{\an8}My name is Kiff,
and I approve this message.
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Peppa stinks!
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Oh, I told you it was bad.
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Trevor, no. I... I can't believe you...
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This is your savage video?
I can't use this.
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Can't use what?
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I made a savage ad.
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Yes! Oh, my gosh! Savage...
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Barry, what do I do?
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Kiff, these are the voters.
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They want to like you.
They want to trust you.
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Talk to them. Be yourself.
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All right, thanks for coming out.
How we doing?
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Can I get a whoop-whoop
from Table Town Scoop?
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Ooh.
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Oh, what a crowd!
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I haven't seen this many people since...
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Well, never,
because I don't have eyes,
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I'm a tail!
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Taily!
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This is peak comedy!
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Okay.
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Now that I have your attention,
let's get serious.
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Who wants a button?
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Who wants a button?
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- Yeah!
- Taily!
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Gimme, gimme! I want one!
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And that's why I promise
a button for every student.
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Because at the end of the day,
I am a student.
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Ooh.
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Mmm.
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Hey, guess what?
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This guy steals sandwiches
out of the faculty lounge refrigerator.
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Hey, no... now look here.
That was one time.
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'Look here?' Well, I can't.
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Because...
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I don't have eyes, I'm a tail.
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This is peak comedy!
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Yeah!
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Hey, everybody. Look at me.
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I'm also a tail.
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Derivative!
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Ain't nothing like the real thing, baby!
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Wow, Taily sure is funny.
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But aren't you Taily?
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Well... Oh.
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So, I've been eavesdropping.
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You're welcome.
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And nobody's voting RiPeppa.
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{\an8}And nobody did.
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Yes! Kiff, that means you won!
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We did it! We did it!
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No, no, no.
Kiff only received two votes.
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Then who won?
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- Taily.
- Huh?
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Well, Kiff and Barry,
you did your best,
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but it appears that Tail must now lead.
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Congrats, Taily.
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Thank you.
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Yes, I look forward
to many long nights
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discussing the minutiae
of middle school policy
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and administrative tasks.
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Nope, I changed my mind.
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I can't be president. Uh, I'm a...
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Tail, yes, I know.
But the people have spoken.
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My first order as president...
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is...
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to make Kiff president.
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What?
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Here, Kiff, have a seat.
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And, uh... do all the work, 'cause I'm...
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just...
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Hmm. For a book this big,
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I'm not really seeing
much to suggest here.
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- Great!
- What a rule book!
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What a chair!
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Whee!
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{\an8}Brought to you
by Kayla and Layla's long, lengthy cables.
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{\an8}With us, the world is your outlet.
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{\an8}I can't believe it.
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Barry's not who I thought he was.
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Our friendship is over.
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Thanks, pal.
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Our friendship has never been stronger,
and that will never change.
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What's this now?
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This email is saying we've won
an all-expenses-paid trip
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to Cocina Island.
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- It's a scam, Dad.
- Oh, no. You're mistaken, Kiff.
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It says here it's not a scam.
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Beryl, help!
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No, no, no!
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I'm sorry I ever doubted you, Dad.
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Oh, oh, uh.
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Hmm.
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And thanks for letting me invite Barry.
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It wouldn't be a family vacation
without him.
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Glad to... ...have you, Barry.
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Now, if you'll excuse us,
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Barry and I are gonna get
into some wholesome mischief
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before we get to Cocina Island.
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How about her?
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She's a billionaire.
Husband disappeared at sea years ago.
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She loves somersaults
and has amazing hearing.
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You got one right, but I'll never tell.
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You two making up stories
about the passengers?
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I used to do that with my best friend.
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Until the incident.
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Good luck.
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- Hello!
- Whoa!
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I'm Rhonda, the resort manager.
Let me give you all the tour.
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This is our lobby.
The ice sculpture's a new addition.
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Now, this room comes with a TV,
a hot tub, a cool safe.
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The kids get their own bed.
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And the parents have their own room!
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And this is all free?
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This place is so cool.
Let's go exploring, Bar.
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How are the Chatterleys doing?
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And Barry?
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Perfect. Wouldn't change a thing.
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Same here.
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Here are your Chubbles Wubbingtons.
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And these are...
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Free.
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They're free Chubbles Wubbingtons, yes.
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Hmm. Hmm. Hmm.
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Wow, my best friend and I
used to clink glasses just like that.
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Remember, nothing lasts.
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Except heartbreak.
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Uh, Beryl, could I get
a nut to tip the piano player?
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Here you go, Barrington.
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Barry, that hotel manager has me worried.
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Which hotel manager?
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The one who keeps foretelling
something bad happening to our friendship.
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Ah, Kiff, I wouldn't worry.
I guarantee that will never happen to us.
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Yeah. Hmm.
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Hey, Barry. Where'd you go?
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Go? I didn't go anywhere. Lol.
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Yes, you did.
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Uh, well, I guess we gotta
agree to disagree, Kifster.
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'Kifster?' What?
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I found three nuts
at the bottom of the pool!
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- Nice, babe.
- Whoo!
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I'm so sleepy.
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But it's only 11:00 a.m.
Didn't you get any sleep last night?
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Of course, Kifster.
I just need to rest my eyes for a bit.
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Hmm.
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Mom, I'm worried about Barry.
He's been acting weird.
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Kiff, we're on vacation.
You're allowed to be weird.
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Yeah, but still.
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Just talk to him.
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You and Barry are so close,
he'll definitely open up.
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Hey, Rhonda. Um...
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Can you talk more about the destruction
of your relationship
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with your best friend
and the events that led to it?
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I'm asking for a friend. A different one.
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What kind of monster
would do something like this?
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Is this a puddle of your tears?
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No.
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Someone came in the dead of night
and melted the ice sculpture.
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I'm gonna get fired!
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Wait, someone melted it?
Last night? Instead of sleeping?
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Okay, right over here.
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Thank you.
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Barry? Barry? Barry?
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Barry, why is that cord so long?
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It's so you can use this anywhere.
No limits, baby.
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Oh, this dryer gets so hot.
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It's practically melting my face.
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Wanna tell bedtime stories?
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Sure.
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Before we start, I...
I wanna tell you something.
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Today at the buffet,
I filled up the same ice cream cone
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five times.
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Yeah, I know it was bad of me,
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but I just got the urge
to be a little bad.
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It's vacation behavior, I guess.
Away from home and the rules, you know?
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Yeah.
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Anyway, I think it's so great
you and I are close enough
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that we can tell each other
about the darkness
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00:17:39,683 --> 00:17:41,310
hidden within our hearts.
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Oh, me too.
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00:17:43,979 --> 00:17:48,108
So, do you have anything like that
that you might wanna tell me about?
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Yes, I do.
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You tell amazing bedtime stories.
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Top-notch.
Okay, good night.
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My sweet, weird, broken, Barry.
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Brilliant.
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00:18:29,733 --> 00:18:32,444
Wait? Barry didn't take the hairdryer.
281
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Maybe he's not the melter.
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But if he isn't the melter,
then what is he doing?
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I can't believe it.
284
00:18:54,299 --> 00:18:56,385
Barry's not who I thought he was.
285
00:18:56,468 --> 00:18:58,804
Our friendship is over...
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is what I would say
if I was completely crazy,
287
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but I'm only a little crazy,
288
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so I'm gonna force Barry
to confront this problem.
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Here is your dinner.
The young squirrel ordered the special.
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What's this now?
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That's the question.
What is this now, Barry?
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Wait!
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When I confronted my best friend,
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my only regret
was that it wasn't dramatic enough.
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You may proceed.
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Barry, you have a problem.
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A very, very unusual problem.
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But that's not what hurts.
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What hurts is that
you aren't talking to me about it.
300
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Please, Barry, tell me
about your weird problem.
301
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Don't let this ruin our friendship.
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00:19:56,320 --> 00:20:00,032
Kiff, I am touched
that you care about me so much
303
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that you would confront me
in such an exposing way.
304
00:20:02,910 --> 00:20:06,038
But I have no idea
what you're talking about.
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00:20:06,788 --> 00:20:09,791
Barry, I know you sneak out
in the middle of the night
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and melt ice sculptures.
307
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My word!
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I knew it! Citizen's arrest!
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00:20:20,427 --> 00:20:22,346
Uh, Kiff, no.
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00:20:33,649 --> 00:20:34,650
You know,
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the Chatterleys are a real special family.
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I've known them for a long time now.
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00:20:42,699 --> 00:20:46,912
And when they invited me
to join them on this family vacation,
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I thought, wow,
what a special bunch of squirrels.
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00:20:53,961 --> 00:20:59,132
How could I ever repay them
for such a kind gesture, you may ask?
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00:21:00,008 --> 00:21:01,593
And then it dawned on me.
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A song.
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So, yes,
I have been sneaking out every night,
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00:21:07,349 --> 00:21:10,560
but it's all been to take
secretive night piano lessons
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with this kind musician.
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So, the Chatterleys...
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this one's for you.
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Oh, wow, I was way off.
324
00:21:30,580 --> 00:21:35,294
That still doesn't explain
what happened to my ice sculpture!
325
00:21:35,377 --> 00:21:38,297
I mean, it's hot here.
Maybe it just melted.
326
00:21:38,422 --> 00:21:40,924
Oh, wow. I was way off.
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00:21:41,717 --> 00:21:45,679
Hey, yeah, turns out ice melts.
328
00:21:45,762 --> 00:21:47,681
Sorry I blamed you.
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00:21:47,764 --> 00:21:50,684
I love you too. Back to besties?
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00:21:55,981 --> 00:21:58,233
Thank you.
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