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Brought to you by Pablo's Popcorn Shoveler.

Popcorn doesn't stand a chance.

Okay, after a lengthy debate,

we've narrowed our choices down to two films.

Melons for Sale or The Many Saints of Chugga Roo.

I'm thinking Melons for Sale. Barry?

Honestly, Chugga Roo's piquing my interest.

- Trev? Tiebreaker? - Melons. I feel it in my bones.

- Democracy! - Democracy!

Hey, Nick Namé. How are you, pal?

Nice to see you again, Straight Edge. Got something for me?

Nick Namé makes you hand over your phone before the movie?

Oh, no. I hand it over voluntarily...

...lest the temptation

to illegally record the movie becomes too great.

Straight Edge has my trust. He knows himself and his limits.

Must be nice.

Should Barry and I give our phones over too?

Typical Kiff, trying to suck up. I got my eye on you two.

I'm itching to give out

my first lifetime bans.

I guess nobody else wanted to see Melons for Sale. Weird.

This movie sounds awesome, right?

Melons for sale.

Melons for sale!

Melons... for sale!

Melons... for sale. Melons...

...for sale!

- Oh, no. - It's in black and white?

Oh. Maybe this new character will shake things up a bit.

Melons for sale.

Melons for sale?

- Oh, man. - Melons for sale.

Okay, maybe it's not too late.

- Melons... - We bought tickets.

Shouldn't be a big deal to just go see the other movie.

...for sale!

- Sure. Yeah. - Melons for sale.

Melon!

- Okay, we really gotta sell this. - What do you mean?

Ooh, let's see. Theater four. Looking for theater four.

M... m... m... m... meh! Oh! Here we go! Four.

Oh, yeah. O... our theater number is four!

Yes, four! Not three, four!

It's one, two, four.

- Theater four! - Not three, four.

- Is this it? Yeah? Okay. - Who said anything about three, right?

- Our theater number is four! Yeah! - The theater that is printed...

Why would it be printed on the ticket if it wasn't true?

Phew, we are in!

There's nothing that can stop us from enjoying this film.

I have to pee.

What? Trevor, no. Everybody has to stay put.

What if someone takes your seat while you're gone?

I can try to hold it, but that can go really wrong.

Oh! No, no, no!

Okay, okay, go. Just be quick.

Sheesh.

'Melons for sale. Melons for sale.

'Melons for...

'sale?'

'Emergency exit.

'Warning alarm will sound if door is opened.'

I better text Kiff and Barry.

Oh, no. Hoisted by my own... How does that phrase go?

Uh, let me look online to find out.

Oh, Trevor, you've been hanging out with Kiff and Barry way too much.

Kiff! Barry! Help...

Look at all those legally ticketed moviegoers.

- We don't belong here. - Barry, we're in the home stretch,

so wipe off that guilt sweat, okay? It's getting on the popcorn.

But what if the theater fills up?

If the movie is sold out, three people won't have seats.

There's got to be something I can use to escape...

Trevor, you mad genius!

'Trapped in hallway. Please open door. Forever yours, Trevor.'

Whoa, whoa, I can't believe how hard it is

to read this without my glasses.

Calculations?

Square footage divided by the number of butts. Theater is 78% full.

Uh, sorry! We're saving that for a friend.

Are... are you sure? Not a lot of seats. I see a few in the front.

Might be hard on the old neck.

Take the seat. Our friend, wherever he may be, can sit up front.

Oh, and... and my two friends, they also have crummy necks,

so we're the crummy neck bunch.

No, we don't call ourselves that.

Aw, the front row? When Trevor gets back, he won't be happy.

Stay cool, Trev. Someone will find you eventually.

I just have to make sure I keep my head. Right, Red?

So, what sign are you?

I'm an Avery's chin with a choo-choo rising

and a fancy pants moon.

Whoa, ooh! What's that, Red? 'Open the exit door'?

'Who cares about the alarm'? 'Throw caution to the wind'?

This conversation is just me talking to myself, you say?

No, Red. I have already accepted my fate.

We're so close to the screen. My chin's above my nose!

We'd like to take this moment

to remind our audience that phones are prohibited

for the duration of the movie.

We will find you!

- Kiff! - We have to let Trevor know

we changed seats.

He doesn't have his phone. He gave it to Nick.

Right. I'll just text Trevor and tell him to get his phone back from Nick.

Oh, Kiff. You've been hanging out with Trevor way too much.

Hey, Miss Deer Teacher. How's it going?

Not great. It looks like we're out of seats.

I guess I'll have to cancel my date and go home.

No, it's okay. Barry and I can just squeeze in here.

- Oh! - Where's your date?

She's already here. I'm trying to love myself,

so I bought two seats for a date with me.

I think we're hitting it off.

And now, your feature presentation.

This movie better be worth it.

So, you're saying I've been waiting two years to see this movie.

I bought a ticket but there's no seat for me?

Kiff, I think we're in one of those situations

that keep spiraling out of control until we learn a lesson.

Good call, Bar. Let's get out of here.

...but now I know that it's true!

No one moves.

Looks like a couple of clowns thought it was a good idea to sneak in here.

Yes, you're right to murmur in dismay.

Now I'm gonna check everyone's ticket so we can publicly shame these sickos.

Uh. Thank you. Yes.

Hells, it's been forever!

Kiff, we gotta get out of here.

I hear you, but if we just get up and walk out now,

it'll be super obvious that we're guilty!

Oh, it is spiraling. It is spiraling so fast.

I think it's that way?

Oh, there you are.

We... we've been looking all over for you.

- Oh! Wh... Huh? You didn't see? Ah! Wh... - Just... I need it... Wh...

- Hey, stop! Just gimme... Hey! - Oh! Ah! Whoa! Hmm? Ah!

- Guys! I can't... Ju... What... - Whoa!

- I need it. One second. - Huh? I showed it to you.

- G... guys! - Nope.

- Hey, stop! Just give me... - Oh, you...

Oh! Oh, you said you wanted our tickets. Our mistake.

I told you this was a bad idea!

- Trevor, you saved us! - We were so close to getting busted!

Kiff, Barry, you've aged so gracefully.

How long has it been?

None of that matters now. Let's just go.

- There's a perfectly good TV at home. - Forgetting something?

'Hey, Trev. Kiff here.

'We're moving to the front, since there's not enough seats,

'because we snuck in.'

Kiff is a very common name.

Please let Barry and Trevor go.

It was I who led them to the other movie.

No, Kiff. As leader of our friend group, I should take the fall.

It is an absolute disgrace...

that Melons for Sale ever got made.

However, I am also shocked...

that this cinema would ever agree to show it.

Honestly though, you guys should be punished...

for not leaving sooner.

But still, I commend your bravery. Totally understandable. Horrible movie.

- Thank you. - It was in black and white.

Where's my fire extinguisher?

Welcome to Chugga Roo,

where a nickel is five nuts and a dime is 20.

That's what I'm talking about!

Brought to you by Table Town Circus!

The circus is in town! Table Town!

Ah!

- What's this? - It's your cut of profits

- from Found in Ambiguity. - Oh, my movie that swept the Table-ies.

Swept it so quick, I told folks to use the big broom.

Cha-ching! You made quite a few nuts, kid. Don't spend it all in one place.

Mom, Dad, you guys are good with money. Here's my check.

No, Kiff, that money is yours.

Ten thousand smackers?

- That money is ours! - Martin!

Right. Sorry. Of course. It's just 10,000 smackers.

- We could fix the basement. - Well, since Kiff earned this money,

don't you think she should decide how it's spent?

Aw, thanks, Mom.

And besides, if anything needs to be fixed, it's the roof.

- The roof? - A house needs a good roof.

No, a house needs a good basement.

Hmm. I know.

How about you each make a presentation to help me decide?

Kiff, that's a great idea.

In fact, I just downloaded the latest version

of Presentation Maker.

I'll give you a head start.

Huh?

'Went to Cafe Penguino. Love, Beryl and Kiff.'

Bribing Kiff with brunch, eh?

Well, if Beryl wants to play dirty, then call me garbage.

- To brunch! Whoo! - To brunch! Whoo!

- To brunch! - To brunch!

- To brunch! Wow! - To brunch! Whoo! Yeah!

- To brunch! Yeah! - To brunch!

- To brunch! Oh, what a brunch. - To brunch!

Ooh, little too much hydration though. Be right back.

'Picked up Kiff, taking her to circus. Toodles.'

Martin.

The front row?

Only the best for my sensible, always-makes-the-right-decision daughter.

Wow. You and Mom sure are in good moods today.

Now, you know what's interesting about clowns?

When they come out of the clown car,

they're actually coming from the area under the floor.

The car basement, if you will.

Hey, that's funny.

We were just talking about basements.

Huh. That's so strange. I... I think I'm starting to lean basement.

Welcome to Table Town Circus!

Ladies and gentlemen,

we have canceled our classic clown car routine

for something even more exciting tonight.

Give a big top hand to our newest trapeze artist!

Who promised not to sue if anything goes wrong. Beryl!

Mom?

Thank you, party. Oh, what's that I hear?

Is that rain?

We'd all be soaked if we didn't have this gorgeous big top,

or as it's known in layman's terms... the roof!

Roof! Roof! Roof!

- Roof! Roof! Roof! - Roof! Roof! Roof!

Wow. She's right. I think I'm starting to lean roo...

Hey, wait! Whoa!

So, you think you're leaning roof, eh?

Well, let me tell you why the basement needs that upgrade.

Just look how frail this load-bearing post is.

Uh.

Frail? You wanna see frail?

Just look how easily these tiles come off!

Now, that's frail.

Uh.

Both of you stop!

Just take the money! I don't want it!

Oh, no, no, no, no! That's your money, Kiff!

Yeah, you earned those nuts.

And a great thing to spend...

- ...those nuts on is a basement! - ...those nuts on is a roof!

- A roof! - A basement!

- A roof! - A basement!

Whenever I want to convince someone about something,

I sing a song.

Well, we're not going to sing a song...

All right, Martin.

Speaking of basements...

...you hear that bass?

Ooh, you know, some say bass is the backbone of any good song.

What's that I hear? A bass drum?

Oh, nice. Deep and low, like a basement.

Uh, the bass means nothing without that top-end, Martin.

That high end. Hear a little tambourine up top?

There we go.

The roof. The roof of the song, so to speak.

Tops of things are necessary.

Wow! Wow, that was incredible.

You've both given me

so much to consider. But I've decided...

- Good night, sweetie. - Sleep tight.

The roof.

- The basement. - The roof.

The basement.

- The roof. - The... the basement.

- The roof. - The basement.

- The roof. - The basement.

Roof!

Basement!

You'll have my decision by the end of the day.

What do you think, Bar?

Well, the dictionary does say basement before roof.

- Okay, um, dictionary logic. - What are you two working on?

Kiff's parents won't stop arguing about their house renovations.

Ah! Basement, roof?

- Yeah. - Yeah.

Good luck with that.

- What? What is it? - No. Not here. Not now.

Oh, no!

Stop!

Are you done?

Stop!

I can't take this anymore!

If I give you both half, will you just please stop singing?

- Hmm. - Hmm.

- Hmm. - Hmm.

- Hmm. - Hmm.

- Sure, yeah, no problem. - I guess that can work.

We should have done that from the beginning.

Yeah, 5,000 each is not too shabby.

All right, you each get 13 nuts.

- Thirteen nuts? - Thirteen nuts?

Yeah, the... the check is for 26 nuts.

You know, 26 divided by two parents.

You said 10,000 smackers.

Oh! Yeah, that's just something I say when I get so excited about a thing,

I want to kiss it 10,000 times.

I don't know how much renovations cost. Now, if you'll excuse me.

I spent 42 nuts on brunch.

That circus was also expensive.