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Oh my goodness.

She did such a good job decorating.

Look at this table.

It actually looks legit.

It looks good.

It's amazing.

I'm impressed. I was not expecting this. It's so much fun.

Thank God.

It looks amazing.

No, no, no.

We already told you girls, no stupid decorations at the poker table.

It doesn't matter.

You guys are embarrassing us. We don't want to play with you. No, don't. Come

on. Out, out, out.

I hate you guys.

Jesus Christ.

Girls, am I right?

You're telling me.

You think they can just come and crash our party?

We've been practicing.

I don't know. We've been hanging out with the cool kids.

You know they're the loser parties.

Oh, am I right?

Tell me.

Dude. You know, it is getting kind of late, though. I'm surprised no one's

Where is everyone?

Dude.

Everyone's canceling on us right now. What the fuck? You won't believe it.

There's another party going on.

Do you think everyone's going to that?

They have to because no one's here.

Bro, this is the video party.

This is the other party.

You know what?

We gotta do something.

We gotta outwild these two guys.

Okay, we're the party guy. Hey, this is our thing. Exactly. I don't think they

can just come in here and take that from us.

Not up in here.

No, no. We're gonna be doing something crazy.

Okay.

Let's brainstorm.

What are we gonna do?

Look, I have an idea.

What?

What is it?

I think we're gonna need our sisters for this one.

Fuck.

We just kicked them out. You know how annoying this is going to be? I know, I

know, I know.

Fine.

Stepson! Are you still here?

You guys called?

We're back.

Yeah, we... Thinking about it, we actually might need y 'all's help with

But we're just going to say this tonight.

We're just playing poker.

Okay.

Tonight, we're playing strip club.

What? You guys are disgusting.

I don't know about that.

Listen.

One,

it's going to be a lot of fun. Probably the most fun you've had your entire

lives. Two, the winners get to decide the challenges for the losing

team.

You get to tell us to do whatever you want if you win.

Exactly. Whatever we want?

Whatever you want. Like anything?

Anything. Anything at all.

Look, and to sweeten it up, right? You two being a part of it, everyone's going

to see it.

Everyone. You might end up being a little bit more popular than us.

I mean... That's a maybe. Maybe. Maybe. But what it really means is that the two

of you are going to get invited to a lot more parties.

More than just once a year.

You know what?

Let's do it. You guys are going down. You both are going down. Down so hard.

Here's what you wish for. All right, let's eat. Okay.

I don't know how to play, right?

Of course we've been practicing.

All right, well, then let's put your feet so that way we know and can keep an

eye on you all.

Good idea.

Oh, good idea. Absolutely.

You guys are probably the cheats.

You know how to play, so, I mean, you can't cheat if you know how.

All right, y 'all ready?

Of course. All right, let's see it.

I'm going to take you down.

Show us how much you've been practicing.

Your ears. What's yours?

I have really good ones. Me too.

What do you think the odds are they actually have something? I know it.

Next question.

All right, well, you lead off. If y 'all know the rules.

Mm -hmm. Show us what you're doing.

I'm going to put this one.

I'm going to follow up. I know I have to do it.

Right.

Okay.

In that case, I'm going to raise you to blue.

Ooh, very scary.

There we go.

Match it.

Y 'all ready for the next one?

Alright,

look. I'm going to let you ladies know right now.

You have an opportunity to fold.

You don't have to throw all your money away.

Someone's here to lose a challenge. You know what? Don't blow it on the first

hand.

Don't tell us how to play, okay?

You don't scare us, boy.

We're just trying to help two inexperienced individuals here, that's

And experience you guys, the newbies, okay?

You can teach me a thing or two.

Hey, stop. Do you see this confidence?

Do you see that bet?

I know what I got.

You want to teach us how to do, like, the little fish lips in a camera lens or

something? Or do you want to teach us anything with poker? Oh, shut up!

Loser, anyway.

We're going to get down to this game, I know that.

Yeah, we'll see.

All right, listen, I'm going to stop you right here.

You two, I already know I have nothing on the board.

Oh, you don't have anything. So, I'm going to make a recommendation to both

you, okay? Because I already have enough.

And in case you want to know what that means, that means the best hand that's

currently available at the table, okay?

So, if either of you is going to save yourself money, why don't you just throw

in your cards right now?

Why don't you say it yourself, mister?

I think someone's scared to lose the challenge.

Sounds like to me. Everyone find what's on the table?

Oh, please. Okay.

Now, wait. This is your last chance, right?

Shut up, you.

Y 'all can just throw your cards away now. I know what I'm doing, okay? That's

winning hand.

That's a winner. And this is a winner, too. Winner, winner, chicken dinner.

Yeah. You're going down, and we took you down. Right.

So, I want you girls to realize just how badly you've been beaten on this hand,

okay? You have a pair of queens.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You have nothing, by the way. Good job.

You have a pair of queens.

I have four of a kind with a full house under.

Well, that means nothing.

I want a rematch.

Right. Pass these down to the winner.

We were just warming up, you guys.

Yeah, warm up round.

Yeah, you know what? I'll do you girls a little favor, all right? We'll call

that a practice round, and we're gonna get started on the real shit right now.

Okay, bring it on, then. We're ready.

Yes, I win.

We're gonna get them next time.

Challenge.

There's a challenge, you're right.

I want our statistic kids.

What is wrong with you?

Hey, challenge to challenge. Who are you? Yeah, I win.

You guys have to do what we say.

Oh, that's not a kid.

That was a kid.

No, it's not.

What do you mean it was a kid? Open mouth, tongue.

Was tongue a kid?

Exactly. Dude.

Yeah, that's true.

There you go.

Listen, if people see you with us doing all this, you're going to be more

popular than us.

Remember, because of this, you two are going to get invited to a lot more

parties. We have been wanting to get in with the popular group and party and

stuff, but we still hate you guys.

You guys are going to pay on the next one. All right.

You're a dealer.

Let's see it.

You guys forgot?

I wouldn't say you have to do the challenge.

What is it?

That's good.

That's good.

Oh, okay. You guys have to send dick pics to both of your crushes.

Hang on. If there's going to be something up there, we can do that.

We can... There's no way I won if I get to beat the challenge that's the rule

Hey,

wait,

how do you know?

actually taking the picture, please.

Wow, sis, I didn't know you were so thirsty to see your brother's cock.

Don't be disgusting.

We just want to make sure that you guys are actually doing the challenge and

that you're not cheating. Yeah.

Come on.

Fine. Is that better?

Yeah. Thank you. Yeah.

Yeah.

Very good. Now send it. Make sure you press send.

Hit send.

You better hit that hill. Yeah, I hit that, right?

Y 'all ready to play? That was fun.

Let's go again.

We're going to beat you again.

Oh, there you go.

Take that.

Yes, y 'all. Take that, take that, my loser.

What do you want?

Well,

you two said it was super, so why don't you two take your hands off?

Both of you.

That's good.

That's really good.

Fine. Humiliate yourself.

I didn't do much.

Oh, no.

That's what I thought.

Humiliate yourself. I don't want to do that anyway.

No. You don't want to take them off. He's a loser. He needs a pet.

Ha! Wait until it's your turn.

Oh, honey.

We got a great one.

We got it.

Next.

Got a challenge for y 'all. Why don't y 'all stand up, lift those skirts up, and

me and Jayden are going to put a card between those ones.

Ugh! What?

That's disgusting!

Ugh!

We're not going to make you guys pay.

On the card!

Yep, we'll see.

We'll see.

Come on, come on. We eat here.

Yeah. It's gross.

What are we doing?

Come on.

Don't show that to anybody.

This is humiliating.

Get the camera out of my face. I hate you.

You're disgusting.

You're disgusting.

Let's go for another round. Alright, let's go for another round.

No!

I hate you for that. You have to be kidding.

Alright.

Top's off.

And, you know what?

I got a good surprise for y 'all.

I want y 'all to share this.

What are you?

Are you crazy?

Where did you even get this?

It's a monster. It's huge.

What are we supposed to do with a big thing like this?

We can't do anything with that.

Let's go. Get to it.

We just have to do this quickly and we'll never have to think about it

Ever again.

Don't look, you beauty.

Yeah, only if you look.

Don't look at your sister.

I'm not.

That'd be weird.

Are you kidding me?

Thank you so much.

She's actually good.

She's actually so good.

Why don't you come a little closer?

Just take a look at it.

Oh!

Oh my God, you're sick. I'm so going to get you back for that.

Come on.

I have a baby part on the voice.

I wanted to talk to you a little too.

You're naughty.

You're so naughty.

You like that stuff, girl?

Don't celebrate too hard. I remember what you did to me that last game.

I can't believe you.

I can't believe you made me do that.

Ever.

I can't believe she's doing it.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

That's my brother's tongue. There you go.

So weird.

It's a little bit. Oh, wow.

You look like you're enjoying that. Oh, shut up. I don't think this is a

punishment, really.

Just shut up.

Stop watching now!

All right, grab some cards. Let's get this going.

Yeah,

how was that?

Sorry. I liked it. Sorry.

Today's my day.

All right.

I mean, we can win it a lot. Whatever.

I'm so glad.

Don't worry. It'll be something totally light. Yeah.

I just want you girls to get fully naked, get on the table, and

start masturbating.

Okay, okay.

This has gone way too far. Seriously.

There's just fucking creeps today.

Y 'all want to play with the dude boys, right?

It's that time. This is it. This is it.

And then you guys are so fucking close.

We're taking you to the fucking cleaners.

And we're not even going to hang out with you guys when we're with the cool

group. We're going to be praying all about you.

Why are you touching me like this? You're my best friend's brother!

Disgusting!

We should have practiced more.

No, stop.

I swear to never say anything like this again.

Hey, what just happened?

Thank you.

What?

Thank you so much.

What are you doing?

I'll show you what I'm doing.

You're my best friend's brother.

I didn't dare.

I thought you were going to show me something cool.

Thank you.

Keep going and show your partner.

I don't know about that.

You're my brother.

You've already come this far. You're going to grow, right?

But you'd be inside me.

I've already been inside you, you know.

Hey, come swap.

Doesn't that sound so cool?

Is that what all the cool girls do?

Yeah, if it makes us cool.

Hey, so much paparazzi today.

I guess you girls can be invited to the rest of the poker games.

Really?

Good, because you guys are the ones who are fucked next time.

That's right.