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I waited for you at Knutsford.
I thought you changed your mind.
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Evie thought maybe you not showing
up had something to do with Clayton.
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He's just your work friend,
though, yeah?
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Like Declan, but big and American.
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There she is!
The prodigal daughter returns.
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Been terribly quiet around here
without you two causing trouble.
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- Hey, Scotland.
- Clayton, what are you doing here?
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- He's chasing you.
- Oh, I'm glad you came home, kid.
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- Bo has a secret.
- Hello?
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NINA GASPS
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Amber's pregnant!
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I'm carrying the MacArthur heir.
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Hey! Hello, friends.
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- ALL: Hey!
- What are you doing here?
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- Oh, Nina invited me.
- No, I didn't.
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Smile! Come on, cosy up, you three.
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Let's start again, Lee.
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You fancy a beverage?
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S'appening, Lee?! No...
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Oh, fuck it!
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LEE HUMS CHEERFULLY
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S'appening, Lee?!
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Oh, not much. You know, just, uh...
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..doing my thaaaaang. Thang...
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- Usual?
- GRUFF VOICE: Biscotti,
I'd like.
- I was wondering...
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- Oh, sorry.
No, no, you go first.
- No...
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No, I was going to do a Yoda voice,
and I regret it now.
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LEE CHUCKLES
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Um, I was...
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I was just wondering if maybe
we could, um, have a chat about...
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- All right, Barista Lee?
- Hi, Claudette.
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Nina! So are you back
from your dig?
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Well, I wouldn't be standing here
if I wasn't back.
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There's a chance that I might be
going to Egypt next year.
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They found a new concubine's tomb.
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Oh, yay! More graverobbing
for the Antiquities department.
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CLAUDETTE LAUGHS
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Oh, can I have a soy latte
with a shot of vanilla?
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I can speak to you later.
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Oh, um... Sorry.
..what are you doing on Sunday?
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Um... It is...
Oh, it's Amber's baby drenching.
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It's like a baby shower,
but wetter. Why?
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Uh, there's this, um...
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..open mic night thing,
and, um...
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Ugh! ..I was thinking of doing
a performance of something
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I've written.
Do you think you could come?
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I'm really bad at doing
two big things in one day,
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but I really want to come.
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- I can try.
- I'd appreciate it.
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I'm kind of shitting myself!
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- THEY LAUGH
- No, but I am shitting myself.
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Wait, is Dr MacArthur the woman
that you were meeting in Knutsford?
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Yeah.
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Quite the dark horse,
aren't you, Nina?
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I swear, the closest the paleo
department gets to gossip
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is the rumour that your boss
cries in the toilet.
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- That's not a rumour. That's true.
- Oh. So what's the tea, then?
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Is it serious? Must be if you're
going on a dirty weekend...
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Oh, just...not dirty.
I didn't say dirty.
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Friends. Just...just friends.
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There's no tea
because it's a coffee van!
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- Oh, yeah. Right.
- Yeah.
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I have to go to work. Bye, friend.
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Bye, um...
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See you around, Nina.
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Hey, Scotland.
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Why so grim?
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I had to talk to somebody
in Antiquities today.
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- Oh. Graverobbers.
- Ugh!
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So what have you got planned
later this week, Scotland?
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I am having dinner with my sister
and her husband.
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That is information
and not an invitation.
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And then on Sunday,
I've got a baby drenching.
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Oh, yeah. Like a shower,
but wetter, right?
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Your friend Amber sent me an email
informing me that I'm not invited,
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but that she would appreciate a gift
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for ruining her pregnancy
announcement.
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Amber's a chancer.
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You don't actually have
to send her anything.
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Too late.
I ordered a self-rocking chair.
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Not everyone has to like you.
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- I like when everyone likes me.
- Hmm.
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- You don't care a bit, do you?
- About whether people like me or not?
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NINA GIGGLES
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- No!
- Well, I like you, Dr MacArthur.
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A bit of foliage stuck in your mane.
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- WHISPERS TO HERSELF:
- Fuck...
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- So then Lee said that
we need to chat.
- Ohh...
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- Why is that bad?
- In Love Island,
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when a man tells a woman
that he needs to chat to her,
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that means that something bad's
about to happen.
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Well, Love Island isn't exactly
a model
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for healthy romantic
relationships...
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Where's your pasta from, Ranesh?
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From a recipe book by the Pope.
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Do you think he wants to talk to me
about Amber's pregnancy?
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No, I think he probably wants to
talk to you about Clay showing up.
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Why?
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Because that big, hunky American
is hovering around you
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like a fly around shite,
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- and then he turns up
to a family event.
- Yeah,
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but he's just my colleague,
and I didn't invite him.
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None of that matters because then
Claudette from Antiquities...
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- Boooo!
- Mm. ..she asked
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what was going on between me and
Lee, and he said, "We're friends."
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I thought we were more,
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but I'm really bad at
reading situations, so...
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So how did he say friends?
Was it like friends...
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- Or...
- CHEERFULLY:
- ..friends!
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- Or...
- KNOWINGLY:
- ..friends?
- You know you're just saying
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the same word over and over again?
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Well, it's not like
you're short of options.
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How IS Clay?
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Clayton's fine.
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He stopped by my desk today,
and he told me he liked me,
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then he picked a leaf from my hair.
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And you've been walking about
with that wee leaf in your pocket?
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- Evie, it's a cracking leaf.
- How did he say he liked you?
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- Was it "like" or "like?"
- I'm not doing this again, Ranesh.
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I think he wants to boof you
back to the Jurassic era.
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I don't want to be boofed back
to any era.
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Though that is a good plot
for one of my creative writings.
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Smut, you mean!
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Men don't pick foliage
out of women's hair
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unless they want to boof them.
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- I don't think that's true.
- Nina's in a love triangle!
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OK, so what you need to do
is put out some feelers,
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see if Clay tries to touch
other parts of you
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and find out what Lee meant
when he said what he said.
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You're just listing things
I cannot do.
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You can do anything.
The only way forward is through.
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NINA SIGHS
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Fine.
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I'll speak to him tomorrow at work.
How hard can it be?
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{\an8}- I mean, I like pizza.
- Me too!
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{\an8}- I love Italy, it's amazing
for artefacts.
- I've never been.
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{\an8}- You've never been to Pompeii?
- No, no.
- You should go.
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{\an8}- Hi...
- Come on, Nina!
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{\an8}We're going to see the Diatoms.
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{\an8}I don't know what that is.
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{\an8}- It's a kind of algae...
- Come on, let's go.
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{\an8}It's a what?
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{\an8}Not this again!
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{\an8}Steven! Put down the biscotti!
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{\an8}I'm the biscuit king of the world!
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{\an8}Argh! Nina! Run!
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- Aaargh!
- I tried...
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Hello?
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- Where's Mummy-to-be, then?
- My babies!
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- Ooh, when did you start drinking?
- There she is.
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Mwah! Ha-ha-ha.
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- Mmm...
- Oh, Mum,
you smell like a Bunsen burner.
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Your Auntie Janey brought vodka back
from Prague.
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- Course she did.
- Oh, wee yins!
Come and give me a cuddle.
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Stop it!
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- No!
- Ah...
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Oh, look! Auntie Evie and Auntie
Nina are here for my special day.
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I brought you this
for your unborn child.
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- Oh!
- It's not to scale.
- But it's a lovely dragon.
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- It's a dinosaur.
- Ta-dah!
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- Just as you asked.
- That is beautiful.
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Let's hope Daddy Bo can bake.
Wow! You made that?
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I made it this morning.
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- I need to get something
from the shed.
- Ranesh!
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Are you ready
to get your lasagne on, son?
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Am I ever!
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Oh, no, Evie. You've been boofing a
short Indian English version of Dad.
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- No, I haven't.
- Yeah, you have.
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- They're nothing alike.
- They're the exact same person.
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- AMBER:
- Excuse me!
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Yeah, it's time for Pin
The Fallopian Tube On The Uterus.
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Now, the female reproductive system
is quite hard to navigate,
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so I'm going to need you all to
just really concentrate...on me.
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No, Nina.
I need you to hand out the tubes.
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WHISPERS: I don't want to do that.
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Um... Auntie Janey will help.
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She is well versed
in handling small cylinders.
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THEY CACKLE
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- She is!
- Come on, then. What?
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Scared you don't know where it is?
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Um...
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CLATTERING
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What you looking for, Bo?
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BO STARTLES
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There's a wee bear I liked
when I was a baby.
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Well, if it spent any time
in this shed,
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it should definitely be condemned.
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- Come back inside.
- No, I've got a list of stuff
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I need to get done, Nina.
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I don't have time for pretending
that peanut butter is shite
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with a bunch of gushy women.
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- Well, you have had months, Bo.
- Well,
I've left it to the last minute.
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Classic Bo. Don't start, all right?
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What's left on your list?
Maybe I can help finish it.
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I've got to find a baby seat.
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I've got to learn
how to install a baby seat.
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I've got to put foam
on all sharp corners.
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I've got to read all the books.
I've got to whittle
a bassinet out of wood.
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And finding that fucking bear
is on that list, too.
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So unless you know where
Mr Timmy Willy is...
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BO SIGHS HEAVILY
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Do you know how hard it is
to babyproof two separate flats?
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No.
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But I've never got my sister's
best friend pregnant, so...
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Meh.
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That's very funny.
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Memories are being made in there.
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Probably really traumatic memories,
but memories nonetheless.
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So stop haunting the shed
like a weird...shed ghoul.
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I like the shed.
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My head goes quiet in here.
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- I'll help you find Mr Timmy Willy.
- No, no...
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No, I want to do it myself.
I want to feel...useful.
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Come on, I need your help.
I'm bad with the squishy stuff.
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Better with the hard stuff,
you know, like skellingtons.
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- Skeletons.
- I've heard it both ways.
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Just...fuck off now, Shagrid.
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That's Dr Shagrid to you.
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23 hours in, the doctor,
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big fella from Australia,
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reached up inside me
with these salad tongs
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and dragged our Ashley out.
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Three weeks overdue.
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I can still hear the ripping.
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NINA GAGS
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38 stitches.
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- Blood everywhere.
- More wine, anyone?
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- Now, with Nina, the epidural only
took on one side...
- One side.
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..and they've all got massive heids,
especially Nina's.
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ALL LAUGH
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Look at the size of it.
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You're not going to have
an easy time, darling.
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- Maybe a wee game of Uno?
- Do you remember when you had Evie
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and I was sick in
the placenta bucket?
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- Ohhh!
- No!
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The nurse said
in all her years of nursing,
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she'd never, ever seen
a placenta that big.
238
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- You can eat your placenta.
- You can fry it.
239
00:11:31,120 --> 00:11:33,440
Are you not having fun
at your baby drenching?
240
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I liked it
when everyone was rubbing my belly.
241
00:11:36,320 --> 00:11:38,640
I felt like one of those statues
in Edinburgh.
242
00:11:38,640 --> 00:11:41,440
But if I hear about another ripped
fanny, I'm going to pass out.
243
00:11:41,440 --> 00:11:43,080
I don't say this very often, Amber,
244
00:11:43,080 --> 00:11:45,440
because it's not true very often,
but...
245
00:11:45,440 --> 00:11:48,320
- ..I agree with you.
- I need to get out of here.
246
00:11:48,320 --> 00:11:50,240
- What's going on?
- Amber's been traumatised
247
00:11:50,240 --> 00:11:52,480
by the horrors of childbirth.
She wants to leave.
248
00:11:52,480 --> 00:11:54,720
Oh, thank God! Where are we going?
249
00:11:54,720 --> 00:11:56,120
Well...
250
00:11:57,440 --> 00:12:01,000
..Lee is playing an open mic night,
and he asked me to go.
251
00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:03,080
And I didn't get to speak to him
all week,
252
00:12:03,080 --> 00:12:05,360
so I thought this would be a good
opportunity to, like, talk to him.
253
00:12:05,360 --> 00:12:07,760
But, um...
I mean, I want to go, but...
254
00:12:07,760 --> 00:12:10,400
Oh, my God!
I love an open mic night.
255
00:12:10,400 --> 00:12:14,200
Mediocre white men singing badly
in public is one of my kinks.
256
00:12:14,200 --> 00:12:18,320
I just love that switch from
delusional confidence to defeat.
257
00:12:18,320 --> 00:12:20,480
That's why I've slept with
so many stand-up comedians.
258
00:12:20,480 --> 00:12:23,200
- Oh, please, let's go!
- Absolutely fascinating stuff.
259
00:12:23,200 --> 00:12:26,040
The birthing canal truly is
the iris of all life.
260
00:12:26,040 --> 00:12:29,600
- Ick!
- We're going to an open mic
night and you are coming.
261
00:12:29,600 --> 00:12:32,000
Well, that is a very kind offer,
my gingersnap,
262
00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:33,440
but I've got to get back in there.
263
00:12:33,440 --> 00:12:35,800
The ladies are going to take turns
showing their swaddles,
264
00:12:35,800 --> 00:12:37,840
- and I'm the baby.
- Ugh...
265
00:12:37,840 --> 00:12:40,760
- Do you need spends?
- No! Stop being my dad
266
00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:42,800
and come and watch Nina's friend
sing badly with us!
267
00:12:42,800 --> 00:12:45,400
I don't know how badly he sings,
if that was a selling point.
268
00:12:45,400 --> 00:12:47,560
Well, it does actually sound like
my kind of evening.
269
00:12:47,560 --> 00:12:49,760
Mum, Dad, we're all going out.
270
00:12:49,760 --> 00:12:52,800
- Good for you, hen!
- Do you need spends?
271
00:12:54,400 --> 00:12:57,080
- Bye!
- Bye, Mum and Dad.
272
00:12:57,080 --> 00:12:58,400
Bye!
273
00:12:58,400 --> 00:12:59,760
See ya.
274
00:13:01,800 --> 00:13:03,200
Where yous off to?
275
00:13:03,200 --> 00:13:05,880
Auntie Janey started talking
about her ripped fanny, so...
276
00:13:05,880 --> 00:13:07,560
Have you seen the size of
your sister's head?
277
00:13:07,560 --> 00:13:09,600
We're going to go to
an open mic night. Come!
278
00:13:09,600 --> 00:13:13,080
- I can't, I've got my...
- Still not finished your list?
279
00:13:13,080 --> 00:13:14,680
Bo, we'll miss you.
280
00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:34,040
Oh, my God, it's like
Stars In Their Eyes.
281
00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:38,400
- But for nerds.
- I think it'll pick up in a bit.
282
00:13:38,400 --> 00:13:41,000
No, I love it! It's perfect.
283
00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:44,000
- Thank you, Nina.
- We'll get drinks.
284
00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:50,240
- Hey, you came!
- I did.
285
00:13:50,240 --> 00:13:53,480
Cos we're friends,
and friends turn up for each other.
286
00:13:54,600 --> 00:13:57,400
- Yeah.
- I know I said I would try,
but...
287
00:13:57,400 --> 00:13:59,320
AS YODA: ..do or do not.
There is no try.
288
00:13:59,320 --> 00:14:01,360
Ho-ho! I love your Yoda.
289
00:14:01,360 --> 00:14:03,720
I love your, um....your coffee.
290
00:14:03,720 --> 00:14:05,640
It's pretty good. Yeah.
291
00:14:05,640 --> 00:14:07,960
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
292
00:14:07,960 --> 00:14:09,880
Yeah, now that I'm here, I'm...
293
00:14:09,880 --> 00:14:12,120
I'm starting to regret signing up
294
00:14:12,120 --> 00:14:15,240
and, um,
inviting half of the museum.
295
00:14:15,240 --> 00:14:17,000
- Hi!
- Hi! Hi, hi!
296
00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:19,720
Why, why, why did I invite them?
Why am I doing this?
297
00:14:19,720 --> 00:14:21,320
You don't have to do this
if you don't want.
298
00:14:21,320 --> 00:14:23,480
You don't think I should?
Because...because if I'm bad...
299
00:14:23,480 --> 00:14:26,080
Look, I'm here to support you,
but I'm autistic.
300
00:14:26,080 --> 00:14:29,480
If you tell me you're shite, then
I'm going to say, "Don't do this."
301
00:14:29,480 --> 00:14:31,560
- Aye, maybe I'm shite...
- I don't know
if you're good or you're bad.
302
00:14:31,560 --> 00:14:33,320
- Maybe I'm the wrong person to ask.
- No, no, no.
303
00:14:33,320 --> 00:14:35,880
- I think you might be the best
person to ask...
- Hey!
304
00:14:35,880 --> 00:14:38,360
- Hi, Clayton.
- # His name is Lee
305
00:14:38,360 --> 00:14:41,320
# He's going to sing for me! #
306
00:14:41,320 --> 00:14:44,000
And he can sing! Ha-ha!
307
00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:47,440
- You should be up there, not me!
- Ah, come on.
308
00:14:47,440 --> 00:14:49,120
Hey, good luck.
309
00:14:49,120 --> 00:14:50,840
Yeah.
310
00:14:50,840 --> 00:14:53,360
Yeah, yeah, I'm going to...
311
00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:55,000
I'm going to set up!
312
00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:57,080
Oh! I'm fine...
313
00:14:57,080 --> 00:14:59,440
- Hey, you OK?
- What are you doing here?
314
00:14:59,440 --> 00:15:02,480
There was a poster up
in the staffroom.
315
00:15:02,480 --> 00:15:05,160
I couldn't pass up my chance
at a first hand observation
316
00:15:05,160 --> 00:15:07,920
of the notorious Glasgow nightlife.
317
00:15:07,920 --> 00:15:09,920
Calm down, Jade Goodall.
318
00:15:09,920 --> 00:15:11,800
Ooh! It's Jane Goodall,
but otherwise,
319
00:15:11,800 --> 00:15:13,240
that was a great joke, Amber.
320
00:15:13,240 --> 00:15:15,200
Oh, Amber,
did you get the gift I sent?
321
00:15:15,200 --> 00:15:17,240
Yes, it was very generous.
322
00:15:17,240 --> 00:15:19,960
You can expect a signed photo
of the baby in the post
323
00:15:19,960 --> 00:15:21,600
as a thanks in the near future.
324
00:15:21,600 --> 00:15:24,640
- Who's signing the photo?
MC:
- Welcome to the open mic night
325
00:15:24,640 --> 00:15:26,000
here at The Third Place.
326
00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:27,720
Let's get our first act up onstage.
327
00:15:27,720 --> 00:15:30,760
It's Tam the Tambourine man.
328
00:15:30,760 --> 00:15:32,600
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
329
00:15:32,600 --> 00:15:34,880
Whoo! Let's go, Tam!
330
00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:39,720
Hi, everybody.
331
00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:43,000
I'm Tambourine Tam.
332
00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:46,000
- TUNELESSLY:
- # Everybody cheers
when I jingle down the street
333
00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:48,400
# I'm Tambourine Tam... #
334
00:15:48,400 --> 00:15:51,280
You know how in, like,
The X Factor and Pop Idol
335
00:15:51,280 --> 00:15:54,000
there's always those
early episodes with
336
00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:55,800
the delusional people
who think they're really good,
337
00:15:55,800 --> 00:15:57,280
- but they're not?
- Yeah, it's like the best part.
338
00:15:57,280 --> 00:16:00,280
No, it's the worst part.
It's the worst part.
It makes me feel physically sick.
339
00:16:00,280 --> 00:16:03,160
It makes me feel like my skin is
falling off, my bones are itching.
340
00:16:03,160 --> 00:16:05,240
It's like all the embarrassment
and humiliation
341
00:16:05,240 --> 00:16:07,560
they should be feeling but aren't
feeling, I'm feeling it instead.
342
00:16:07,560 --> 00:16:08,680
And then they want feedback.
343
00:16:08,680 --> 00:16:10,640
They want feedback,
but they don't want honesty.
344
00:16:10,640 --> 00:16:13,480
And I can't lie.
This was a terrible idea.
345
00:16:13,480 --> 00:16:14,720
I'm going to drink.
346
00:16:16,200 --> 00:16:19,440
Hello. Could I have something
that is very alcoholic
347
00:16:19,440 --> 00:16:22,920
but doesn't taste of alcohol
and is easy to drink, please?
348
00:16:22,920 --> 00:16:25,440
- # Don't you know who I am...? #
- Thank you.
349
00:16:27,840 --> 00:16:30,520
- It tastes of blue. Can I have
another one, please?
- Sure.
350
00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:34,880
- MC:
- Are we saying,
"Bye, Mr Tambourine Man?"
351
00:16:34,880 --> 00:16:37,000
What's happening?
352
00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:40,320
Well, in summary,
Lee's going to sing a song
353
00:16:40,320 --> 00:16:44,000
and Clayton showed up unexpectedly
and I can't cope.
354
00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:47,520
So I ran away and I forgot
that I hate talent shows
355
00:16:47,520 --> 00:16:49,320
and I feel very uncomfortable
356
00:16:49,320 --> 00:16:53,000
so now I am drinking blue alcohol.
357
00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:56,280
Well, if you can't get drunk in the
world's most gawky love triangle,
358
00:16:56,280 --> 00:16:58,000
- then where can you? Shots, please.
- Coming up.
359
00:16:58,000 --> 00:16:59,920
It's not a love triangle.
360
00:16:59,920 --> 00:17:03,000
It is a mild feelings triangle
at most.
361
00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:06,040
I just think this could be
an opportunity to stretch.
362
00:17:06,040 --> 00:17:07,800
You keep saying you want
this big life,
363
00:17:07,800 --> 00:17:09,480
you want to do things
that scare you.
364
00:17:09,480 --> 00:17:12,400
Well, life just got
a whole lot bigger.
365
00:17:12,400 --> 00:17:15,720
Look at you. You were the girl
that didn't do relationships.
366
00:17:15,720 --> 00:17:17,000
You don't even flirt.
367
00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:19,320
Now you've got this
abundance of opportunity
368
00:17:19,320 --> 00:17:20,760
to do something different.
369
00:17:20,760 --> 00:17:23,000
It's like you're in
one of your smutty stories.
370
00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:25,000
Tonight is your Love Island.
371
00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:26,680
Go and talk to everyone.
372
00:17:26,680 --> 00:17:29,840
Find out if they're your type
on paper. But have fun.
373
00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:35,640
Do you know what? Fuck it!
374
00:17:38,840 --> 00:17:40,480
Urgh!
375
00:17:40,480 --> 00:17:43,720
- Girls' night!
- Girls' night.
- Girls' night!
376
00:17:43,720 --> 00:17:47,360
# Singing hey-ho, what do you know?
377
00:17:47,360 --> 00:17:50,200
# It don't matter where I go
378
00:17:50,200 --> 00:17:54,760
# Ain't no direction, right or wrong
379
00:17:54,760 --> 00:17:58,440
# I keep singing
my travelling song. #
380
00:17:58,440 --> 00:18:00,000
CHEERING
381
00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:03,960
# Try to
when I'm done hoping for... #
382
00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:11,000
- Hello.
- Hi, all right?
383
00:18:12,520 --> 00:18:16,400
I know Tambourine Tam
has set the bar very high,
384
00:18:16,400 --> 00:18:19,280
but I think
you're going to do great.
385
00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:22,560
Thank you, Nina.
386
00:18:28,520 --> 00:18:32,400
- Um...did you invite Clayton?
- No!
- No?
387
00:18:32,400 --> 00:18:36,000
No, he saw your poster
in the... In the common room.
388
00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:39,920
- Oh.
- Ooh, good luck!
- Great, great.
389
00:18:39,920 --> 00:18:42,440
He doesn't have many friends
in Glasgow.
390
00:18:42,440 --> 00:18:47,040
Oh.
So he's just following you around?
391
00:18:48,240 --> 00:18:50,040
I think he may have imprinted on me.
392
00:18:51,280 --> 00:18:53,840
Let's give it up for Zoe!
393
00:18:55,080 --> 00:18:58,400
I have... I have all these words
that I want to say to you
394
00:18:58,400 --> 00:18:59,880
but every time I try,
it's like, wargh,
395
00:18:59,880 --> 00:19:01,400
- they all just get stuck
in my mouth.
- Yes, yes!
396
00:19:01,400 --> 00:19:03,840
Yes, I'm the same. I'm...
397
00:19:03,840 --> 00:19:06,920
The other day with Claudette
when I said we were friends...
398
00:19:06,920 --> 00:19:10,840
..Lee from Leslie on the keys!
399
00:19:10,840 --> 00:19:12,680
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
400
00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:16,520
Yeah...
401
00:19:18,120 --> 00:19:20,680
CHEERS CONTINUE
402
00:19:21,880 --> 00:19:23,640
- AUDIENCE MEMBERS:
- Come on!
- Mon yourself!
403
00:19:26,240 --> 00:19:28,000
MICROPHONE FEEDBACK
404
00:19:30,360 --> 00:19:33,000
HE COUGHS
405
00:19:30,360 --> 00:19:33,000
Sorry. Um...
406
00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:34,520
Er, I...
407
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:39,040
I wrote this, I guess.
408
00:19:46,920 --> 00:19:51,640
# You know, sometimes in life
you've got to take a chance
409
00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:57,680
# You got to get on the floor
410
00:19:57,680 --> 00:20:00,560
# Even if you can't dance
411
00:20:02,680 --> 00:20:06,320
# Cos it doesn't matter what you do
412
00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:11,040
# As long as what you do is true
413
00:20:12,640 --> 00:20:16,960
# It doesn't matter what you say
414
00:20:16,960 --> 00:20:20,840
# As long as you do it your way
415
00:20:22,840 --> 00:20:25,960
- CONFIDENTLY:
- # It doesn't matter what you do
416
00:20:27,400 --> 00:20:30,760
# As long as what you do is true
417
00:20:32,080 --> 00:20:35,400
# It doesn't matter what you say
418
00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:40,280
# As long as you do it your way... #
419
00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:44,720
Sing out, Coffee Man!
420
00:20:44,720 --> 00:20:48,680
# It doesn't matter what you do
421
00:20:50,440 --> 00:20:53,440
# As long as what you do is true
422
00:20:54,840 --> 00:20:57,960
# It doesn't matter what you say
423
00:20:59,520 --> 00:21:03,160
# As long as you do it your way
424
00:21:06,080 --> 00:21:09,560
# Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
425
00:21:09,560 --> 00:21:13,200
# Ooh-ooh-ooh. #
426
00:21:16,440 --> 00:21:18,320
THEY WHOOP ENTHUSIASTICALLY
427
00:21:20,680 --> 00:21:22,200
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
428
00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:31,440
FUNNY VOICE: Hello!
429
00:21:31,440 --> 00:21:33,640
- FUNNY VOICE:
- Hello.
430
00:21:33,640 --> 00:21:35,000
How do you feel?
431
00:21:36,520 --> 00:21:37,920
Like I did it.
432
00:21:37,920 --> 00:21:40,800
But I don't think I'm going to quit
the day job quite yet.
433
00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:43,400
- I have to say, I'm relieved.
- Oh?
434
00:21:43,400 --> 00:21:46,240
Mm. I saw you up there,
and I thought, "Oh, no!
435
00:21:46,240 --> 00:21:48,000
"He's going to become a pop star.
436
00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:51,400
"And then who's going to
keep me caffeinated?"
437
00:21:51,400 --> 00:21:54,400
LEE LAUGHS
438
00:21:54,400 --> 00:21:56,000
Right. Uh...
439
00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:57,680
..I'm going to get my laptop to
the van
440
00:21:57,680 --> 00:22:02,040
- because if I leave it in here,
someone will steal it.
- Mm.
- Lee!
441
00:22:02,040 --> 00:22:04,080
- Bring it here, big man.
- Oh!
442
00:22:04,080 --> 00:22:06,320
I'm so proud of you.
443
00:22:06,320 --> 00:22:08,640
- Well done.
- Thank you.
- Ever so good.
444
00:22:08,640 --> 00:22:12,800
- Amazing.
- You're like a young Midge Ure.
445
00:22:14,760 --> 00:22:16,520
OK!
446
00:22:17,840 --> 00:22:19,200
Tequila slammers!
447
00:22:20,760 --> 00:22:23,920
- MC:
- Thank you so much for coming.
Here's the last song of the evening.
448
00:22:23,920 --> 00:22:28,480
Psst! I'm having the best time,
Nina. Thank you for this.
449
00:22:28,480 --> 00:22:30,680
- SLURRING:
- You know...?
You know what it reminds me of?
450
00:22:30,680 --> 00:22:31,920
You know what it looks like?
451
00:22:31,920 --> 00:22:34,440
It looks like
the bioluminescent jellyfish
452
00:22:34,440 --> 00:22:37,280
known as Pelagia noctiluca.
453
00:22:37,280 --> 00:22:41,080
- Oh, you're so smart.
- Genius.
454
00:22:43,520 --> 00:22:45,440
Are we friends?
455
00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:49,760
Yeah. Yeah, Scotland,
we're best of friends.
456
00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:54,640
- Lee's my friend. He's my friend.
- I am.
457
00:22:54,640 --> 00:22:58,800
Just a big cornucopia of friends.
458
00:22:59,760 --> 00:23:01,080
Friend triangle.
459
00:23:02,240 --> 00:23:05,240
An acute triangle.
460
00:23:02,240 --> 00:23:05,240
THEY LAUGH
461
00:23:05,240 --> 00:23:07,280
Do you get it?
462
00:23:07,280 --> 00:23:09,840
It's a maths joke! Because...
463
00:23:09,840 --> 00:23:11,560
It's Py-slag-goras.
464
00:23:11,560 --> 00:23:13,400
NINA LAUGHS AND SNORTS
465
00:23:14,680 --> 00:23:16,520
Amber made a maths joke!
466
00:23:17,800 --> 00:23:19,160
SHRIEKS: Girls' night!
467
00:23:19,160 --> 00:23:20,440
QUIETER: Ooh, I need to calm down.
468
00:23:27,480 --> 00:23:30,600
- And we are messy,
and maybe I need to go home...
- No!
469
00:23:30,600 --> 00:23:33,280
- Right.
- Right.
- Pop that button.
470
00:23:33,280 --> 00:23:34,640
Get the puppies out.
471
00:23:34,640 --> 00:23:37,480
Let's find out who wants to be
more than friends.
472
00:23:37,480 --> 00:23:41,440
- Who does?
- I want to know.
- Evie, I have a question.
473
00:23:41,440 --> 00:23:45,360
- Tell me.
- How do I put my
puppies out when I'm wearing a vest?
474
00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:48,400
Girls' night!
475
00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:52,320
I'm going to work from home
tomorrow.
476
00:23:52,320 --> 00:23:53,560
I think you should do that as well.
477
00:23:53,560 --> 00:23:55,240
No, I'm going in tomorrow,
I'll be fine.
478
00:23:55,240 --> 00:23:58,240
- You're not singing a song too,
are you?
- You think I should?
479
00:23:58,240 --> 00:23:59,720
No.
480
00:23:59,720 --> 00:24:02,600
One of the guys over there
couldn't tune it properly, so...
481
00:24:04,360 --> 00:24:05,920
- ..I stepped up.
- Oh, my God.
482
00:24:05,920 --> 00:24:07,560
Men are literally
singing for your affection.
483
00:24:07,560 --> 00:24:10,360
12-year-old Nina would fucking
love this!
484
00:24:10,360 --> 00:24:12,680
Nobody is singing for my affection.
485
00:24:14,440 --> 00:24:16,000
Well, you all look great.
486
00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:18,000
Hi, Bo! What's in your box?
487
00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:19,520
I carried a lasagne.
488
00:24:19,520 --> 00:24:22,280
I had to pay the bouncer £20
to let me bring this in, Amber.
489
00:24:22,280 --> 00:24:24,600
Thank God. We're starving!
490
00:24:24,600 --> 00:24:27,000
This one's for you, Scotland.
491
00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:28,400
NINA RETCHES
492
00:24:28,400 --> 00:24:30,440
I'm going to vomit.
I'm going to vomit...
493
00:24:30,440 --> 00:24:32,000
Move! Move!
494
00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:33,760
Toilet.
495
00:24:36,400 --> 00:24:38,240
Go on, then.
496
00:24:38,240 --> 00:24:39,520
NINA VOMITS
497
00:24:39,520 --> 00:24:42,080
Come on, love. Get it all out.
498
00:24:42,080 --> 00:24:45,200
Urrrgh... It's so blue.
499
00:24:45,200 --> 00:24:46,600
I can... I can handle her.
500
00:24:46,600 --> 00:24:48,000
WE can handle her.
501
00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:50,240
I have a name.
502
00:24:50,240 --> 00:24:51,920
SHE VOMITS
503
00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:54,720
I know you're scared.
504
00:24:54,720 --> 00:24:56,040
I'm scared too.
505
00:24:57,240 --> 00:24:59,120
Have you seen the size
of your sister's head?
506
00:24:59,120 --> 00:25:01,480
It's like the Epcot Ball
at Disney World.
507
00:25:03,160 --> 00:25:05,280
We can talk about your worries
if you want.
508
00:25:07,360 --> 00:25:08,840
Oh, my God...
509
00:25:09,760 --> 00:25:11,000
He's kicking!
510
00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:16,200
Fuck off!
511
00:25:16,200 --> 00:25:20,440
- No way.
- He's doing the Dirty Dancing
lift like his mummy.
512
00:25:20,440 --> 00:25:22,800
- That's him?
- That's him.
513
00:25:22,800 --> 00:25:24,400
NINA RETCHES QUIETLY
514
00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:28,160
- Our baby?
- Yeah.
515
00:25:28,160 --> 00:25:32,200
Nobody puts Baby in a corner. Hmm?
516
00:25:32,200 --> 00:25:33,600
VIOLENT VOMITING
517
00:25:33,600 --> 00:25:35,240
This is like a fucking exorcism.
518
00:25:37,800 --> 00:25:41,000
- Give me some shoulder.
- Where's the American?
519
00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:42,200
He's over there.
520
00:25:42,200 --> 00:25:44,320
No, because what you need
to understand is that
521
00:25:44,320 --> 00:25:47,480
Jar Jar Binks is really
the best character.
522
00:25:48,520 --> 00:25:51,320
Don't worry.
I'll make sure he gets home safe.
523
00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:55,040
Bye, friend.
524
00:25:55,040 --> 00:25:57,200
Thank you for sharing
your creativity.
525
00:25:57,200 --> 00:25:59,040
It was great.
526
00:25:59,040 --> 00:26:02,120
Bye, Nina. Thanks for coming.
527
00:26:02,120 --> 00:26:05,440
OK. Come on, then, you lush.
528
00:26:05,440 --> 00:26:07,480
I need to... No, let go!
529
00:26:07,480 --> 00:26:11,200
I need to send...
I need to send an email.
530
00:26:11,200 --> 00:26:13,920
Should she be sending work emails
when she's pished?
531
00:26:13,920 --> 00:26:17,360
Uh, yeah, yeah. She's probably just,
like, sending stuff to herself.
532
00:26:17,360 --> 00:26:20,560
Whoa! The world just tilted.
533
00:26:20,560 --> 00:26:22,680
Right, come on. Off we go.
534
00:26:22,680 --> 00:26:25,600
{\an8}- Lasagne lady.
- Come on, come on.
535
00:26:25,600 --> 00:26:27,520
{\an8}All right. Get your paperwork done?
536
00:26:27,520 --> 00:26:29,640
{\an8}Wait, no, no, no, no.
537
00:26:29,640 --> 00:26:32,480
{\an8}I'm just putting out my feelers, Bo.
538
00:26:32,480 --> 00:26:34,120
{\an8}EMAIL SENT ALERT
539
00:26:32,480 --> 00:26:34,120
{\an8}Like a beautiful
540
00:26:34,120 --> 00:26:37,040
bioluminescent jelly-bish.
541
00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:40,000
OK. Come on, then.
542
00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:42,880
- One more drink!
- No, no, no.
543
00:26:42,880 --> 00:26:45,400
- Awww!
- No, no, enough's enough.
- I want to go home now.
544
00:26:45,400 --> 00:26:47,960
- Off we go.
- No, I don't. Let's go out!
545
00:26:47,960 --> 00:26:49,400
Bye, Lee!
546
00:26:49,400 --> 00:26:51,440
CLAYTON CONTINUES TO RANT
547
00:26:56,120 --> 00:26:58,000
PHONE ALARM RINGS
548
00:26:58,000 --> 00:27:00,200
Ohhh, where am I?
549
00:27:00,200 --> 00:27:02,080
Shut up, phone!
550
00:27:02,080 --> 00:27:04,320
ALARM STOPS, PHONE UNLOCKS
551
00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:08,280
What have I done?!
552
00:27:09,320 --> 00:27:10,720
What did you do?!
553
00:27:10,720 --> 00:27:12,720
I've done something terrible.
554
00:27:14,920 --> 00:27:18,360
# You're in denial
but what does that mean?
555
00:27:18,360 --> 00:27:22,000
# Oh, baby, I'm so over everything
556
00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:23,920
# It's Saturday night
557
00:27:23,920 --> 00:27:25,880
# And you're here again
558
00:27:25,880 --> 00:27:29,320
# This time you're here
with your friends
559
00:27:29,320 --> 00:27:33,080
# You say the same things
over and over
560
00:27:33,080 --> 00:27:36,800
# Oh, why can't you make up
your mind?
561
00:27:36,800 --> 00:27:38,640
{\an8}# You say the same shit
562
00:27:38,640 --> 00:27:40,040
{\an8}# Every time... #
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