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Of course, Macbeth's ambition is not a totally unalloyed quality.

He has his moments of remorse and backsliding, for instance when he

his allegiance to Duncan before killing him.

Tom? Can you tell me what Macbeth's tragic flaw is, if he has one?

Tom Knight.

Yes, sir.

Are you going to answer the question?

What was the question, sir?

Does Macbeth have a tragic flaw, and if so, what is it?

Yes, sir, he has his tragic flaw is ambition.

That's right.

However, in Lady Macbeth, we see the qualities are quite different. Her

is totally pure.

Oh, well, until next week, then.

Hi, Elaine.

Hello there, beautiful.

Hi, Tom.

What'd you say that for?

Oh, man, we don't have a champ there.

Gee, it'll be great to leave this place and get out to work.

Hey,

I like your hair. I

really do.

And how do you get it like that?

You know, like with the rolls and things at the back. Yeah.

I back up it all out by sticking it on a little piece. Then I put pins in all

the way around here, see?

And then I take a little piece and smooth it down over my hand and put a

it. Well, it's beautiful.

It's much better than when it's down, really.

Oh, thanks.

Oh, thanks.

Oh, you still want to roll it down? Thanks.

Yeah, yeah.

How about down?

Yeah.

Did he get his new car?

No. What kind?

Oh, gosh, I don't know.

But it's an old one, and he's fixing it up. He's going to put some pipes

on it, yeah.

And he's going to lower it, and he's going to paint it purple.

And what's he going to call it?

I don't know. I never thought of that.

I wonder.

Gee, just what I need is a car named after me.

Oh,

you guys, was Mr.

White ever mad this morning?

You should have seen him. You know that stupid nut, um, Jerry?

He's always getting into trouble when he starts sassing them back this morning.

And he was just furious.

Anyway.

But is he ever cute when he gets mad, eh?

Kind of reminds me of Mr.

Novak. Oh, yeah.

What are you doing?

Putting the radio in.

I thought you were going out tonight, Joe.

No, I want to listen to the ball game in about ten minutes.

Well, look, I've got to study. Can't you go upstairs to the living room?

All the folks are watching TV and it's a corny program.

Well, look, can't you go to the kitchen?

You can hear the TV in the kitchen.

Why don't you go up in the kitchen?

The folks will turn the TV down for you.

Okay,

Kath?

Yeah, I want to come up steady.

Yeah, okay, I'll be up in about five minutes, all right?

Okay,

okay, be right up. Bye -bye.

Hey, how's it going?

Byron's biting poet satires make him stand out among the other romantic

For the 73rd time.

I just can't feel the concentrate.

Hey, what's the matter?

My mind keeps wandering off to Europe.

I know if I don't buckle down and pass these exams, I'm going to feel guilty

about going.

Oh, come on, Kat Perka. You'll get it.

Hey, do you know what I think the trouble is?

I think the smartest girl in class has been studying too hard.

Come on, let's take a break.

How about a cup of coffee?

I'll get it. No, I'll get it.

I think it's still warm, Tom.

Yep.

Hey, you know, Kath, I don't blame you for getting excited about that trip to

Europe.

Imagine a whole year in Europe.

Hey, you know, I can see you six months from now.

In Paris, in a left bank.

No kidding, seeing this bister with his most fantastically wealthy count.

Oh, you can see me with the count.

Well, sure, why not?

And he's madly in love with you.

Oh, he probably wouldn't impress me in the slightest.

Oh, I don't know.

You never know.

Mademoiselle, would you coffee?

You make an excellent couple.

You are a nut!

Now you know why I took German instead of French, eh? Yeah, I can see it.

A castle on the Riviera. Isn't that fantastic?

Yes. Did you see it? Oh, yes. I thought it was really good, too. I was just

telling Judy how it started. There are many little buried pictures.

Miss Johnson, I'd like you to take a close look at this letter.

I hope you realize that a customer is going to be reading this.

You're not in high school anymore.

What do you think?

Be prepared, yes, the boy scout's marching song.

Hello, is Zan there please?

Oh hi, my name's Phil, and I'm a friend of Al Barrow's.

Make sure she knows we're coming up for you. Well, you know what happened last

time. I bet you she knows.

Yeah, he was with you last weekend.

Yeah, sure, that's right. You remember.

Well, look, I've got this frenzy, and we're not doing anything tonight.

Yeah, and Al said that you're a pretty nice chick, and you kind of like

Well, we'd like to come up and see you tonight. Could we come up and see you

tonight? Huh?

She says it's okay.

Are you kidding? Well, look, when should we come?

Oh, look, get her out of here.

Yeah, 9 .30.

And where?

Texas. Texas.

Hey, tell her we're really hip guys.

Uh, listen, we're a couple of pretty hip guys, you know, and we're not just

coming up there for nothing.

Tell her to bring a bottle. Oh, yeah, we got a bottle of scotch.

Yeah.

Ask her if she can get a girlfriend.

Uh -huh.

She's gonna get a girlfriend.

Oh, well, my friend wants to know if we can get a girlfriend and tell me if we

can have a little party.

She said she can't get a girlfriend, but she'll do it for both of us.

Yeah, well, sure. That's what we're coming up there for.

Yeah, well, 930.

Great. Yeah.

What?

25. Oh, she wants 25 bucks a piece. For what?

She's a pro, that bastard.

Twenty -five bucks. Ask me if you'll do it for ten.

Well, do we have ten? It doesn't matter. Just ask her.

Hello?

Well, look, we just go to school and we don't work. Don't tell her that. Just

ask her if you'll do it for ten.

Well, how about ten?

Oh, come on, ten apiece. That'll be twenty bucks.

Oh, just for one hour's work.

Three minutes. Three minutes. Just tell her. Three minutes.

Just three minutes.

Look, come on, twenty bucks just for three minutes.

And the bottle of scotch. And you can have the bottle.

Oh, dear.

Look, don't give the rest of it a check.

Get a check.

Well, look, my friend's getting some money in about a week. And we'll give

check for the rest of it.

Oh, that'll be 25 bucks a piece. Sure, it'll be good. You can trust us.

We'll give you identification.

Oh,

no, you can trust us.

Oh, she says cash or nothing.

Look, we only want to borrow it, not buy it, you bitch.

You see?

You see, what did I tell you about that owl anyways, eh?

I mean, I wouldn't even pay 25 bucks for it anyways, you know?

I wouldn't pay 10.

I wouldn't even give you two bits for it.

Hey, I wonder what she looked like.

Yeah.

Hey.

I bet you she had knockers up to here.

Yeah, we should have gone up there anyway.

We could have gone in there and taken off before we gave her the money. Yeah,

yeah. I could see her running stark naked down the street calling for a cop.

Hey, I wonder what she would have done for five bucks.

Oh, I bet she would have got completely undressed.

Yeah! All over the place.

Come on, let's go.

Yeah, let's go. Come on.

Oh, poor Joe's bed, eh?

Well, I guess we'll be needing this.

Oh, that's alright, Carol. No, no.

Sure, sure.

Well, that's alright. I just thought maybe you'd like to go out, that's all.

Yeah,

some other time.

Fine.

Well, we'll see you in school then, eh?

Okay,

now. Bye.

Bye -bye.

Hi, Elaine.

This is Tom.

Who?

Oh, hi, Tom.

Oh, just fine, thanks. How are you?

How are things at work?

Oh, not too bad.

Well, uh... What are you doing Friday night, Elaine?

Oh, I'm very sorry, Tom. I'm busy that night.

Oh, no, that's all right. We were just going to go to this dance party thing. I

just thought maybe you'd like to come along.

You mean the television program?

Oh, gee, that's a shame. I'm sorry I'm busy Saturday night.

Oh, oh, no, no, no, I'm busy.

I'm going out Saturday night, not Friday night.

Great.

Yeah?

Boy, uh, um, how about if I pick you up, say, around 7 .30 or so?

Okay.

Fine. See you then.

Bye -bye.

to television for me, will you? Well, I just had the most wonderful time.

Oh, it was just a riot at dance party.

And you should have seen all those crazy huge cameras. I've never seen anything

like it before.

Who's the boy you went with?

Oh, it's a guy that I used to know from school, Tom Knight. Oh.

Oh, boy, I just can't wait to see myself on television tomorrow.

That's nice, dear. We'll have to see it.

Tell me some more about this new boy.

Oh, Tom.

Well...

I used to go to school with him, but I never noticed him very much. He was

really quiet.

And is he ever a brain.

He's going to get a scholarship and go to university next year.

Oh, that's wonderful, Elaine. What's he studying for?

I think he's going to be a high school teacher.

Oh, I think that's so wonderful, Elaine.

You know, you've been going around with the same old crowd year after year. And

you've been seeing so much of Don.

I think it's marvelous for you to get out and meet new people.

Oh, but Don is so much fun.

Gee, I wish I could have gone to a dance party with him.

He dances so nicely, and I think we would have looked really good on

I know, dear, but you've been seeing so much of him.

I think it's wonderful for you to get out and meet new people.

After all, Donnie's older than you.

And he's only a garage mechanic, and that's all he'll ever be.

Oh, I do enjoy going out with other guys.

Don's so much fun.

And he has his own car.

I know, dear, but fun isn't everything.

After all, you're young yet.

But when a girl starts going around with a fellow and goes out with him as long

as you've been going out with Don, you usually end up getting married by the

time they're 20. Well,

it happened to me.

I don't want it to happen to you.

Don. But Don works with his hands like your father.

Oh, I know he'll always earn a living.

But you've never heard of a teacher's wife having to work, have you? Or a

teacher being unemployed.

No.

I'm not trying to pressure you into getting married or anything.

But you must start thinking of your future.

Well, maybe you're right.

Good night, Mom.

Good night, dear. And remember what I said.

I didn't hear you come in there.

That's because you were studying so hard.

That was a genius, Tom. All right.

Pretty good, man.

Just think, Tom, next year you'll be in university.

And a scholarship, too.

Hungry?

Yeah.

I should have gone on to school. I could have got a job in town.

Whose fault is that?

Let's not get started on that again. You've had every opportunity.

Tom, I've got a surprise for you.

I'm going to buy you a car to go back and forth to school in.

Isn't that wonderful?

Oh, nothing fancy, mind you. Just an old jalopy.

That is, if you get the scholarship.

You're going to have to do a heck of a lot more studying than you have been

doing, Tom.

Hmm, I gained half a point on ocean cement.

Hmm.

What does that mean?

In terms of dollars and cents.

Oh, I only have a thousand shares.

I'm gonna give her forty dollars.

I'll have to figure out how we can spend that.

We'll probably drop tomorrow.

Hi. Hello, Mrs. Wilson. Oh, hi, Bill.

How's your mom now?

Oh, she's coming along pretty well.

Good. Say hello to her for me, will you? Yeah, hello.

Mom, can I go?

By all means.

Hey, are you guys going to the bedroom? Yeah.

Well, don't mess up my bed, eh?

Come on, what are you lying down for? Let's get out there. First nice thing

we've had in weeks.

What are you smiling about?

Too bad we didn't have the car, eh?

Oh, forget the car. We don't have one. Come on, let's go.

Won't be sure nice though, won't it?

Won't it? Won't what?

Huh?

Won't be sure nice when I get the car, won't it?

Have you flipped or something? What are you talking about? What car?

Well, my car.

Yeah, yeah, sure you're getting the car.

Yeah, and I'm going to the moon.

No, I'm really getting one. Really.

Oh, no.

I'm not kidding.

No. No, I'm not kidding.

No. Yeah.

You're really getting one. How come?

My old man's going to give me one if I get the scholarship, eh?

This is the box for God's sake, buddy.

Oh, jeez.

What time is he going to get you? I don't know.

Oh, I saw this great little convertible Don at Lawson today.

What's he going to pay? I don't know.

It doesn't matter. Just as long as it's wheels.

Hey, you know the first thing I'm going to do when I get that car? No. I'm going

to have it pulmonized.

Stop looking.

Hey, you know what we've got to do? We've just got to do it. When I get the

We've got to take a trip.

Right across the country. Sure. They could stop all over the place just

for it. Oh, millions of them.

Hey, we could do that Route 66 bit.

Can you imagine?

I mean, can you imagine?

Saskatchewan. Hey, hey, where the land is as flat as a bill, you tell you what,

but the broads ain't.

Big, milk -fed farmer's daughters just dying for a little company.

Hey, I bet you we could really accommodate them, eh?

And then, wham, the big time, the potty girls.

Yeah!

Hey, can you see yourself?

One for each arm, eh?

Really. Hey, maybe we could stash a couple in the trunk and bring them back

this. Gee!

Oh, what a trip! I can't bear to think about it.

Oh, boy! Come on, let's get out there.

Where? Well, to get the prize, of course. Come on.

No.

What do you mean, no?

I mean, what's the point, you know?

You've got to have a car. I mean, we've gone out hundreds of times.

There's no use in walking.

about tonight. Come on.

Listen, you and your feelings.

Boy, oh boy.

Last Friday, didn't I have a feeling? And remember those chicks of ours?

Remember? Remember? Sure, I remember, all right. I remember how we got beat up

by that convertible. Remember?

Yeah, but the chicks. Remember the legs on that blonde? Do you remember the

legs? Yeah.

Yeah. And not just the legs, but what about the mama?

Hey,

you know who she looked like?

She looked just like Elaine.

Yeah, what a chick that is.

Don't you think so? You know, she was kind of like that.

And I just kind of wanted to, you know, just to kind of... Oh,

there ought to be a law, you know?

And her friend Julie.

Oh, yeah.

She shared the balance with me when I came up. Today I was sitting there

weighing out the potassium chloride, and she came up behind me, and she leaned

right over, and she put her knockers right on my shoulder.

Yeah, but you were shaking like a leaf, eh?

Shaking like a leaf? You should have seen those bells going.

And she knew that they were there all the time. Wait, Steve, what did I tell

you? I mean, there's stops all over the place just begging for it. Oh, in

assembly this morning, I forgot. I couldn't get a seat. I was standing at

back all crammed in together. Yeah. And there was this bride in front of me, and

I had my knee right up against the back of her leg. No, no. And by the end, we

were all squeezed in together.

Yeah, and she was rubbing it around all over the place.

Your face, it was so dark in there.

Come on, let's get out there.

Good idea.

Come on, let's go out.

Come on, Bill, what's the point, eh?

I mean, you've got to have a car, you know?

Look, what do you want to do then?

Well... Oh, hey, what about Kathy's?

Is that Doc? She's just a pig. Look, you're not a little bit sweet on her,

you? Come on. How come you always want to go over there? Well, she's a nice

isn't she?

Oh, nice kid. I bet anybody could have her. Anybody.

Only who'd want to? Well, like her old man would give us a couple of beer. I

mean, that's better than, you know, doing nothing. Besides, he's a nice guy

talk to.

Oh, nice guy. That guy is a drag. He never stops talking. He's worse than a

bloody school teacher.

If you want her old man, you can have him, but I'm not going. I'm not walking.

What are we going to do?

My dad's gonna get me a present, you know You know how much this car runs.

I want $28 .95 for this car today. I don't think that'd be our price. Sure, I

don't think that's too bad at all. I think he better see it, though, first.

I've got a box out here that's a little bit less, about $3 .50. I think he'd

like this, don't you, Lenny?

Why don't you let us take it over and show it to him? Look, I'll let you have

this box over here for $3 .50.

Come on, let us take it up. Hey, hey, come on, let's take it up.

I haven't got time to spend all day. Come on, just a minute.

I haven't got time. Oh, let us just take it up and show his father.

Another day, another day. I haven't got the time.

We may never be back.

Let's go.

that convertible?

Oh, yeah, just looking at it. Oh, yeah? Well, it's a little out of your range.

What are you doing?

Nothing much. I don't know.

Hey, why don't we go downtown with some brats? Yeah, that's a good idea. What do

you say? Come on. Look, I gotta pick up Bob, and I don't think four in a car

would really be too good.

Oh, yeah.

So, look, why don't we go to my place and drink some beer?

What do you say? There's nothing better to do.

I can get some. I'm 21. I can get in. Well, I can get her for that, man. No,

like to go. I'll go in.

Okay, well, just you're driving it, so... I'll go in. It's okay.

What do you say? Yeah, that's a good idea. I'll go pick up Bob then, okay?

Yeah, come on, let's go.

Hey, shut up!

Yeah, if you want that number, Bob, you better have 25

bucks. What?

I'm talking about the numbers that you give. They all charge, don't they?

What are you talking about?

Like that broad Ann.

We phoned her, didn't we, Tom? And she wanted 25 bucks. She's a pro. She wants

the sound of your voice in the phone, is that it? Not much. She charges

everybody. You paid for it. I don't pay for it.

Not much, you don't.

So did you pay for it? Did you pay $25 for it? No, we don't have to pay for it.

No, that's right. You just look, right?

Yeah, they do a lot of looking. I told you about Tom looking at John. Yeah, and

you don't want to see him really, don't you? Come on. Let's go.

Hey, Tom.

You look a lot, eh?

You like the look?

Is that what you like to do, Tom, to look?

Listen, Tom, if you really want to look that badly, I'll tell you what you do.

I'll take Jody. No, come on. No, really. I'll take Jody for you. I'll strip her

right here for you. You're a big man. You shut up. That's what you want, isn't

it, Tom?

Come on, Bill. Let's play the game.

You're going to play the game.

Come on.

Where you going, Tom?

Where you going, baby?

You gonna go out and look? Is that where you're going? Is that where you're

going, Tom? I want to look, eh?

Tom, let me tell you something, boy.

You might not find anything this late at night.

No, because you're at university.

Excuse me, sir. I realize you're busy, but I wondered if I could talk to you

a moment. Come here, Tom. Come over here.

Well, sir, it's about this essay on Macbeth. I got 70 % on it, but I just

thought maybe I might have done a little bit better, and I wondered if you could

tell me what was wrong with it. Well, I remember the essay, Tom, just looking at

it here again, and I think the one thing which I found at fault with it was

that... Well, your knowledge of the play was very good, and your expository

technique as far as putting out the ideas in the essay are concerned was

excellent. There weren't too many of your own ideas, so you didn't seem to be

too involved with this.

And I think that you can do much better as far as creativity, your own ideas are

concerned. And if you do, you can't possibly miss getting a first next time.

All right?

Fine. Fine.

Thank you, sir.

Hey, good idea. Let's go. Good idea. Let's go. Let's go up the yard.

Hmm?

Hey, I want to go up the yard. Yeah, okay. Well, Bill can't get in. That's

only thing. Oh, maybe I can. Maybe he can't get in. He can get in, haven't he?

Oh, he couldn't get in before. Oh, I just don't think so. You know.

So, what do you think?

Well, let's just the three of us go up there. Let's go. I'll go with you. Come

on. I mean, if he's not going to go, I'm not going to go.

What's the matter?

Well, I mean, if he's not going to get in, I'm not going to go up. Okay, so

do we do?

Well, we can go down to the beach and get some brats. Oh, yeah.

Sure, it'd be a lot down there, Trent.

Okay, well if you want broads, I got one girl. Okay, this will do for all of us.

Yeah, it's one girl. It's a little crazy.

But I gotta do the talking.

I gotta do the talking. You do the talking, sure. Okay, you wanna go? Yeah.

No,

you're serious.

from Roger's party?

No. Look, come on down and you'll recognize me.

No, I don't think so.

Come on down. We're not going to hurt you.

I don't know.

Oh, come on.

Remember? Yeah.

So what are you doing?

I don't know nothing much.

Your parents home?

Mm -mm.

Well, we were just wondering if we could come up.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah.

What do you think?

Okay. Who's the lucky guy?

I need to see something, eh?

Are you prepared?

Yeah, yeah, I'm prepared.

Come on.

Let's look for who gets her next. You're called.

No, that's okay. You go ahead. You tell me.

Oh, that's all right, boss. Go ahead.

You might be the next, eh, Bill? Oh, no, that's okay. No, that's all right. I'm,

uh... I'm not in any rush.

Sure, okay.

Yeah, you guys are gonna have yourselves a ball!

Which one of you lucky young studs is going next, huh?

I am. Oh, yeah?

Well, go get him, baby.

Watch you.

Great.

Oh, who's next?

Bill is.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah. Guess I'm next.

Well, how do you go up a bar, right?

Yeah.

How is she?

Oh, fantastic.

Just fantastic.

Great.

Hey, it's your father. Let's go. Come on.

Okay.

Okay, it's all set for Saturday night then, eh?

Eight o 'clock. Eight o 'clock. We'll go to that James Bond movie, okay?

Okay, Elaine. See you then.

Bye -bye.

Oh, I've been wasting my time for the past two years. I think I'll get myself

another boyfriend.

Oh, hang on to him until you get another one. Oh, thank you. We're full of guys.

True.

Vloggers and mechanics, maybe, but look at all the guys in our office. They're

married.

Boy, that cherry pie was good.

I wish I could eat anything I wanted and not have to worry about calories.

You've been around with someone, aren't you? Mm -hmm.

What does he do?

He's a student at the university.

What in?

Education. He's going to be a high school teacher.

Oh.

Mm. That girl we were talking to the other day, Sue, um... Sue Connors.

Her husband's a teacher, isn't he? Isn't he? Yeah, they're in West Vancouver.

They've got a beautiful home on the hill, and she's not even working.

Oh. When I get married, I'm just going to quit work.

Well, we'd better get going.

I've got something to show me. You know what?

Yeah.

I picked them up the other day.

What are they?

Brochures. Hey!

Let's take a look at them. France, Britain. Uh -huh.

Scandinavia. Yeah, yeah.

Let's take a look at them. Let's see about this one in France.

Oh, gosh.

Visit Britain in March.

Uh -huh.

Hey. No, no.

Oh,

look at all these places.

Gee, Kath, you know.

Well, where would you like to go most?

Out of all these places, where most?

I think I'd like to go somewhere where no one else has ever been before.

Huh?

Hey, you mean like first footsteps to the moon, all that stuff, eh?

No. Huh? No.

Yeah. I'd like to go somewhere.

Somewhere that's unspoiled. Yeah.

Oh, you know, I'm touched by Coca -Cola.

I was thinking about Lapland.

What?

Laughland? What is that?

Well, the laugh.

I read somewhere. They used to herd reindeer.

I mean, great big huge herds of reindeer.

And I don't know. It said that more and more laughs are going to the cities. And

within something like 25 years, there won't be any more reindeer herds.

I'd really like to see one of those reindeer herds.

I'd see, Kath. That sounds terrific.

Hey. I know a place where you can go.

You want to go to a place unspoiled? Yeah.

Come here, I'll show you.

You really know a place. Right, look at this. Look at this.

Now, where is it?

Let's see.

You won't believe it.

It's a little teeny country.

Believe me, it's a country.

Now, where is it?

It's in the Pyrenees.

Right here, right here. See it?

Where? Right between France and Spain. Right on the period. You can hardly see

it. What's the name? It's called Andorra.

Andorra? What is Andorra? Really? Yeah, right there. Can you see it? All right,

what happens in Andorra? I'm spoiled.

Oh, I don't know. Let's see.

Now,

a... And...

Andorra. Right here.

What does it say?

Let's see.

Hey, they got an Air Force.

An Air Force? No kidding. One plane. Oh, really? Yeah.

I bet you that's the plane Lindbergh flew over and left, you know.

Let's see what else.

Hey,

they got an army, too.

An army? Yeah.

Let's slay it. They got four people in the army.

No kidding.

Just like a Peter Sellers movie.

Hey, you know, I bet I could go to Andorra.

Yeah, I bet I could. Look it. Instead of leaving France and going to Italy, I

could come down this way and cross the Pyrenees and go... I mean, I could

go to Andorra. Now, what do you think of that?

Oh, wow, Andorra.

Gee.

Boy, would I love to go on a trip like that, eh?

Well, why don't you, Tom?

Oh, come on. Let's not go over that again, eh? Oh, Tom, if you want to take

trip, you could do it easily.

Look, I've got to get the scholarship, right?

Look, when I get my B .Ed., then I'll go to Europe, all right? Oh, Tom, that's

five years away.

Gee, Kev, I've told you a thousand times, you know.

I mean, my father won't help me unless I get the scholarship.

Oh, Tom.

Oh, look, come on, quit it, eh?

Well, you could work for the summer enough to put yourself through school.

you know you can't count on summer jobs. Oh, sure you can.

Most kids going to school depend on that.

Come on, now. If you don't quit, you know what I'm going to do to you?

I'm going to punch you right in the nose.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah, you think you can? Well, come on, try it. I'll just knock your block off.

Oh, you think you can, eh? Yeah, I think I can. Yeah, I think I can. Come on.

You better be careful.

Just look at you.

Just look at you.

You know something? When you're married with four kids, you know what I'm going

to do?

I'm going to tell your kids just how unladylike you behaved, and with the

strange men, too.

Oh, now can you see me with four kids? Well, sure. Why not?

You know something?

I can see you married to one hell of a nice guy and keep a nice form.

No kidding.

I wouldn't do that.

What?

You're married?

No, no, I wouldn't retire into being a housewife.

You mean to say you'd work if you had kids?

Well, no, not while they were little, but when they were old enough to go to

school. Then I'd want to continue with my career.

No, I can't understand that.

Well, now, don't you think a woman should lead a useful life? Well, don't

think being a housewife's being useful?

No. Huh?

No, no, I don't. I think a woman has a useful role to play in society.

And if she goes to a job she's interested in, she comes home with a

amount of vitality and she's able to give it to both her husband and her

children. Well, how can you say that? I mean, if she's out working all day, she

never sees the kids and she's too tired to give anything to her husband.

Well, you know what I mean. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, you think a woman who stays home all day and has no one to talk to but a

bunch of six -year -old kids and gossipy females is an adequate sex partner.

Fast Eddie bought that movie with that little case he had, you know, where he

pressed a button and the knife came out?

I thought that was Fast Eddie.

You know, I didn't realize that they had that infrared gun.

Did you?

No, I didn't know that, no.

What did you think about it?

I

really

enjoyed it.

James Bond is really something.

Oh, and all those girls he had.

Yeah.

Russian girl wasn't bad, was she?

Yeah. What was her name?

Tanya? Yeah.

She was a really good actress, too, wasn't she?

Yeah. I thought she was kind of pretty.

Not half as pretty as you are.

Oh.

She got pretty eyes.

Thank you.

Come on.

Come on. I think we can go home.

Oh, come on. Don't I tell you everything that happens to me? Oh, you know.

Yeah, yeah, we're going to a movie on Saturday night. Oh, great.

Hey, why don't you come along?

Oh, the three of us? That's ridiculous.

Well, you get a date.

Yeah, I'm not sure who to ask, though.

Maybe we could ask, uh, Julie.

Yeah, I've been thinking of asking her. I think I will one of these days.

Oh, why haven't you?

Oh, I've been a little busy, you know.

We'll get Elaine to ask her for you.

I can get my own dates.

Well, she's seen her tonight, you know. I mean, she could ask her tonight and

we'd get her all set up for Saturday night.

Yeah, maybe we should do that.

Maybe we'll go back to her place and have some cocoa, eh?

Yeah, a little cocoa. Huh?

Boy, that'll be a great night.

Not many people down at the beach tonight.

Put the fuck away, Tom.

No.

I want to finish it.

Aw, come on. Fuck, there are frogs down at the other end of the beach.

Let's go down there and give it a try.

I want to finish this, Bill. I'm practically at the end right now. Oh,

can finish it at home.

Hey, Paul, that broad's down there.

What broad?

That one, remember that lady we went out with, Alka, and her old man came home?

Look, it's right down there.

Where? Down at the end of the log.

What do you mean, the one in the red?

That tall one, sure.

Oh, that's not her. Oh, sure it is. Who else has got tall clothes?

You think so?

Yeah.

Yeah, maybe.

Come on, let's go down there. Hey, you know something? Don't put me off that.

You know that? Oh, yeah, me too.

I mean, Al, you know, why should he be first?

I mean, I should have been first with Pete. What do you mean you should have

been first? I think I should have been first. I was supposed to go next. Why

you? Why you? Well, I was supposed to go next anyway.

Gee,

you got pretty hands, don't you?

I like a man's hands. They're so strong.

Oh, boy, am I glad that day is over with. Oh, you.

Say, why don't you do something with yourself?

What do you mean?

Well, I mean, like, do something with your hair, put some makeup on and those

clothes, you know. Those kind of things cost money.

Well, you know, you don't have a lot. If you just tried a little, you know, I

bet she'd be about ten times cute if you tried.

Yeah, well, bye, Jean.

Bye -bye.

Thank you.

I've got this crazy problem.

Every guy I go out with wants to go to bed with me.

And I don't go out with any of them long enough to even get to know them.

Well, go to bed with them. But I want to get to know them, and I want them to

get to know me, too.

If you go to bed with a guy, you go out with him.

Why? Well, every man wants to think that he's the best with you.

And why disappoint?

I don't know.

I think if you go to bed with a guy, you'll get tired.

But if you don't go to bed with him...

He'll go looking for someone else. That's the problem, isn't it? I don't

Sex is all a guy wants from a girl.

All right, then. Make a deal.

Sex for a price.

Right. Sure.

Marriage first, then death.

Oh, no, please.

Oh, no, please.

Oh, no,

please.

Oh, no, please.

Oh, no,

please.

Yes. Tom, I asked you to stay behind this afternoon because I had something

rather unfortunate to tell you.

Now, we both know that over the last month and a half your marks have been

falling off rather severely.

I don't really understand what the cause of this might be, but I'm afraid that

if something doesn't happen very soon to pick those marks up again, it might

have an unfortunate consequence with regard to your scholarship.

You know, it depends a lot on my recommendation whether you get it or

And unless you do buckle down and get me some better work, I might have to

withdraw that recommendation.

Now, I hope you know that I wouldn't want to do that.

But unless something does happen... Do you understand?

Yes.

Oh never mind.

Do you want some coffee?

Nah.

Bonjour with the coffee.

Mmm, and the piano. Year 57?

Oh, it was a very good year.

Look, Kath, I'm sorry about what happened at school the other day.

It's all right, Tony. No, I'm sorry.

Really, I'm sorry.

All right?

Oh, hey.

Hey!

Oh, Tom, look how they're pretty.

Look, I think it's your own for supper. Come on, let's go.

Oh, there's another window.

Look, if I don't get you home in time, your friends are going to be mad at us.

Let's go.

Oh, it doesn't matter. They've gone out for supper.

Have they?

Have they? Really?

Which one do you like the best?

Where'd they go?

Oh, I don't know. They went out for supper somewhere.

It's only getting back.

Oh, you know how they get to when they start gabbing.

$750.

What? That's a lot of money for a ring.

Where? Where is it? There.

Oh, yeah, that one, huh?

Isn't that pretty?

She has a lot of money.

I like that one. Look how modern it looks.

$195.

That's not bad, is it?

It's all right, I guess.

What's 10 % of $195?

$20.

Chris, you know, that's not bad.

You could pay that off really quickly.

I bet you if a guy worked in the summer, he could pay it off.

I've been thinking.

If we got engaged pretty soon, then in your second year we could get married.

And then I could work for a year, and then in your fourth year, we'd have

up enough money to produce for your fourth, and your dad would have helped

produce for your fifth, and especially with all your scholarships and

everything.

What do you think about that?

It's at Thomas P. Knight.

Here, I'll get it.

Hi.

Hello?

Kev, how are you? Guess what happened? Yeah, I got my scholarship.

How'd you do?

No kidding.

That's marvelous.

Huh?

No, look, I can't come over now.

I want to tell Mom and Dad.

Yeah, I get to see their faces?

No, look, no, I'll come over later.

You sure?

Well, uh... Yeah.

All right.

I'll come over, Cass. Yeah, 9 o 'clock.

Okay?

Don't worry.

Look, I'll be over. I promise. It's nine o 'clock. Please.

Please, don't worry.

Yeah.

Yeah, okay.

Okay.

Bye now.

What do you want me to do?

Thank you for

watching.

I was just hoping you got the scholarship for finance degree. Hey, no,

recording for graduation, eh?

Boy, wow, that guy. I'm going to get a new leaf. I'm starting to find it.

Get the new leaf and take a little walk, eh?

What is it?

Look, what the hell's a friend for if you can't trust them? Come on, what is

problem?

Well, you can forget about the car, Bill, and don't count on me for

Oh, no, what are you talking about?

I've just ruined everything.

Well, how?

Kathy's pregnant.

Oh, I... Kathy, she's not going to have your kid.

I mean, are you sure?

She's been to the doctor, Bill. She's pregnant and it's mine.

What are you going to do about it?

What can I do about it, eh?

The only difference between Joe and I now is I've got a wife and kid.

Oh, you're not going to marry that pig.

What am I going to do?

I don't know. What about Elaine?

Look, there are ways of getting rid of these things.

Remember that bride in grade 10? Was her name Joanne or something?

She got rid of it. Al knows about a guy in Seattle who does these things.

Remember how much you said it cost, don't you?

Well, it's going to be about $400, but look, Paul. Sure, where am I going to

$400 without my father knowing about it, eh?

Look, why don't you just forget about it? It could have been a hundred guys.

do you know it's yours?

Look, forget about it, Bill. I'm going to have to marry her. That's it, plain

and simple.

Why don't you forget about it? It's her problem and it's her kid.

Look. Forget about it, would you?

I mean, I couldn't do that.

Listen, I've got an idea.

Look, I want to talk to Al tomorrow.

Don't you say anything to her until we see you, okay?

This is going to work. Just don't make up your mind yet, okay?

Okay, Tom?

Hi.

I'm sorry. I can't ask you up.

My dad's working night shift. It's okay. You don't want to come up with me.

Would you excuse us a minute?

I'd like to talk to Tom alone.

Tom, what is it?

Come on, Dad.

Come on.

Look, Kath, I'm going to give this to you straight.

If you try and pin this on Tom, well, we're all going to say that we slept

together.

What are you talking about?

Oh, don't give us this what are you talking about bit. Why are you trying to

it on Tom?

Tom.

Tom, I didn't want to blame you.

I just wanted to talk to you.

Kath, come on.

What have you been doing?

Oh, nothing much. Just working. Oh, gosh, I hate it.

Oh, it's so miserable.

I don't know.

Yeah. Oh, is my mom ever glad that you got your scholarship?

Oh, no, she's really happy for you. Really.

Oh, it's great.

Oh, she thinks it's fantastic.

And now your dad's going to buy you that car.

Oh, that would be great.

You know, pretty soon, before the weather gets bad, we should go on a

Just take the whole day off and go for a picnic.

Oh, yeah.

You know what we can do is probably go away for a weekend.

Well, sure. Well, now that we're engaged, I'm sure we can talk my mom

Yeah. Oh, it would be a ball.

Sure.

Oh, gee.

Oh, I can't wait till grad.

Oh, I'm getting all my clothes all ready for it.

Yeah, and you should see my new pair of shoes.

When are you going to pick me up?

Okay.

Sure.

All right, then.

Oh, we're going to have a lot of fun.