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Naughty America.

Nobody, nobody, nobody does it better.

What about you?

Uh, watch a little TV.

Cool.

All right.

Later.

See ya.

You think we should tell him?

Yeah, probably.

I've been just...

Letting the cooking channel play. I don't know if there's anything in

particular.

Um, actually, do you mind if we talk to you for a quick second?

Um, sure.

What's going on, girls?

So, you know how we've been, like, you know, trying to find the wine and, you

know, having so much trouble?

Yeah, we can definitely fuck.

Boys can suck, that's for sure.

Yeah.

So, well, we've been talking and we started dating.

Wow.

That's news.

Yeah, but we, you know, we just wanted to make sure that, you know, you would

still be comfortable, you know, because living with a couple can maybe get

weird. Right, we don't want to weird anything out, you know.

Yeah, it's fine, right?

We've known each other for so long anyway.

Yeah, I mean, you're such a good friend to us. We didn't want to lose you, but

we also want you to feel comfortable, you know?

I appreciate that.

Awesome.

All right, cool.

Yeah.

Okay.

That worked out perfectly then.

Yeah, so I got you. So how does this work? You guys share?

Wow. I'm so glad this is going to work out.

Thanks for understanding.

No problem.

Are you enjoying your lunch? I am.

Look at you.

Oh.

Oops.

Let me get that for you.

Thank you. You're welcome.

It's butter.

I'm so sorry. Am I interrupting something?

No, not at all.

Maybe I should go. I was just going to get a sandwich.

I'm so sorry.

Don't even worry.

Well, I guess I'm off course.

Bye, love.

Bye. I'll see you later.

Bye. Do you want me to make you a sandwich, Bill? Oh, no.

I forgot something in my room.

Oh, holy shit. I'm so, so sorry, guys. This is a really bad time to interrupt,

right? No.

Look, I know this is the worst moment in the world, but I just really need to

talk to you two.

Come sit down. Talk to us.

Okay.

Well, you know, I hate to do this to you guys. I don't want

to leave you hanging or anything, but I don't think I can stay here any longer.

What? Is that something you did?

I mean, we can lower the rent if that's an issue. Or spot you if you need the

money or something.

You two are so sweet.

You're the best friends in the world.

But it's not really the money.

You have a new girlfriend?

Yeah.

No girlfriends.

What's on your mind?

This is really hard to say.

You guys are my best friends, right?

Yeah, we love you. I've known you guys forever.

It's just, since you started, well, you

know. Dating?

Yeah.

It's been really hard on me.

Is it really awkward? I'm a young man that, and you two are very beautiful

girls.

And even though I'd love to think of you as sisters, I just can't help it. And

it's driving me crazy.

Are you saying that you're uncomfortable?

I just feel like a little pervert all the time.

I mean, it's just really frustrating, guys. I mean, you know how I am about

girls, and I don't do really well, and I come home and... Well, everything's

been going really great for the both of us. I mean, it kind of worked out with

being best friends.

And you're our best friend. Yeah.

I mean, why not add one more?

What? I... I mean...

Wow Yeah Seriously, I don't want to mess up what you got going

not at all.

Honestly, you'd only be adding

I like you too.

Wow, this is going to be fun, huh?

It will be fun.

Fuck yeah.

Thank you.

Oh my god!

Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Fuck yeah.

Oh yeah.

Oh, yeah. Come here.

Yeah, it's so fucking hot.

Oh my God, it's so fucking wet. I fucking love it.

I'm about to be a trainee.

I'm so much.

This is a great idea.

Feed him something tasty.

That was really good.

Best friends forever.

Naughty America.

Nobody does it better.